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Have you been in the Overwatch threads?
I'm convinced it's just 3 or 4 shills trying to shill the game to each other, it's fucking bizarre.
Almost as bizarre as to why we're still having the threads months after the fucking piece of shits release.

We had three of four shills (or just one autist and his sockpuppets) shilling Total War: Warhammer on a daily basis for months before the threads mysteriously stopped.

I predict the same will happen with Overwatch.

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Cucked af tbh.
Also:
Games were only good in the 90's, decent in the 80's and declining every single year from 2004 and onward.

EA are notorious for raping sports franchises and making them no fun.

It's a sponsorship. It's disgustingly more common than you think.

I think it's a call for help

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no it's a minus

The appeal is to pretend like your armchair judgement of what the athletes should have done matters. That's the whole gimmick, they want it to be wish fulfillment for all those armchair critics of sports.

This

For a week or so the only people making threads were the people crying about it. All Im saying is, don't count on it. Those are probably here to stay.

That honestly wouldn't surprise me.

The easiest way to get rid would be either just flood the threads with gore or shitpost them to oblivion. That's what happened with tumblrtale threads the shitposting, I mean not the gore

And by God, it was fucking glorious.

I remember when Holla Forums made so much porn of Wraith it killed 8ch shilling for evolve

The shilling only started up again when it went f2p. It's very easy to predict their movements

Damn right it was.
If I remember right, the user making the threads was only doing it so that they would get banned because of mass shitposting.

no, its someone with garbage taste.

Do they even try anymore?

yeah they're working around the clock to fuck everything up.

Meanwhile Holla Forums still tolerates and encourages Steven Universe generals. They learned nothing from Homostuck.

Thats a zombie all right…just as retarded as the undead-

No wait, even the undead can be more nice & intelligent.

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Holla Forums has been irredeemable garbage for years though.

Japanese sports games are the best. Since they are the most arcade-like out there. Western on the other hand are always the same shit with shitty controls, and constant downgrades from how previous version played, to the point when it becomes utterly boring.

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reminder

Shut it off there, I couldn't comprehend it.

Satan has good taste

From my experience, it's the japanese games that have the shittier controls.

HAH

I'm not really into sports games but still i understand them and have played enough with my brother to get the gist of it. Readin your average Holla Forums faggot trying to sort it out like a normalfag with a 4X game is hilarious. No offense user.

This nigga knows what's up

it makes the killing and raping more easy.

I don't get it.

What is the entire XBone game library going to do when zombies bust down your door?

How did we go from this

To this?

i just want a bball game where im always on fucking fire and big heads too

why, yes, user, he is doing it for free

Damage control shill outed himself.

probably, got a bunch of EA games from EA accesses so muh game list is filled up with EA sports games and 2 need for speeds.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also Dragon Age cisquisition plus mirror edge matures girl edition.
Sometimes I wonder if it was my fault, I only wanted to try the service for a year, now my xbone list is filled up like a toilet.

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Yeah glorious nippon with their amazing POS PES series are so much fun and better than fifa and not just the same trash but published by Konami instead.

More like a public warning about EA Games.

I'd rather become a zombie.

Zombie Apocalypse? What about the fucking Clown Apocalypse?

reminder that this asshat got to be in the new star wars as well as the new star trek for whatever reason
god fucking dammit heroes was awful
and he was just pure shit in it

I am actually set for the zombie apocalypse, because thanks to EA, I don't particularly feel like living anymore anyway.

Sports games are one of the quickest ways you can go full normalfag.
They mostly all shit, the people who play them legit don't care about vidya and just like sports.

I just want a good mma game on pc

There are zombie clowns in one of the Left 4 Dead 2 levels, I think, but I'd love to see a game where it's just straight up Clowns. Mad Max but but with Clowns and Clown Cars. Shit sounds awesome.

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Don't equate clowns to ICP fans. Clowns are evil, ICP are meth-heads.

But I'd like a game where you kill ICP fans. Maybe even as a Clown, getting revenge on those meth-heads who use the world clown.

everytime.

In dead rising there's that one fight you pretty much HAVE to do.

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You should only pirate 1 game from every sport, every 5+ years. Otherwise you only see the minor improvements and if you constantly play them it just gets boring.

you're a dummy

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I don't want to get joybuzzered, fuck that.

everytime.

Dear god it hurts, the wwe games have so much potential. Yukes used to do a solid job, I don't really even get what happened with these godammit.

Do you then you gonna get honked.

Nope.

That's a man, baby.

You two gonna get honked whether you wanna or not. This is the Clown County. Down here everything honks.

You can stop posting any time.

I don't really get it either. This is the last sports game I played. It was pretty fun, but I was also a kid at the time, so I was content to just smack my opponents with the stick and whack the stick on the ground at face-off, because if you did it enough, the AI players would start to do it too.

how horrifying

Nice reverse honkology psychology, user.

Are you people legitimitely autistic? It's a joke about zombie franchises, that od to say game series that keep getting sequels but are basically dead.

That is to say*
Fucking hell

I think you might be the one with autism, reacting with a sperg reaction like that.

Fairly certain he's just a shill of an actor.

The only use these would have is convicing you to go out and end it all so you no longer have to suffer.

Wisest words ever typed on Holla Forums

No, you're just conditioned to suppress the feeling when you shoot and grind in actions games which are as repetitive as sports.

Now let's go back playing ASSFAGGOTS, those aren't repetitive mang. Oh sorry let's replay Deus Ex and the other classics, damn mayne I can't ever get tired of those.

Here is the twist, Greg: You are the zombie.

If they were fun, having an official roster wouldn't matter. But it's essential. So, the primary audience of SPORTS games are living vicariously through the players and are probably imagining them fucking their wives.

Why.

According to my former classmates, they just buy the new games every year because it's "official", despite some sports games already allowing you to download custom made rosters that can catch up with all the trades and free agencies.

Satan I'd argue that 06 was better than 05 but after that mostly shit from there

Didn't the Phil poster post 270 times or something

Are you upset?

Clowns are unnerving as fuck but I want to fuck that clown on the left.

I thought he was shitposting to be honest

Emulate Def Jam, it's basically mma

The only football game allowed in my house

How long ago was it?
Anyhow, anons like

get it, because sports games are supposed to be all about the challenge of beating another live opponent with balanced (or would-be balanced) characters in a short simulation of the real thing, whereas Konami and (((EA))) just dish out clones of the same game as they've been doing for the past 7+ years, with graphical improvements and lots and lots of bugs.

Which game is this by the way

You faggot must've not played ISS

My basketball american

Anyhow, post sports games

Wait, hold on…
HOLD THE FUCK ON!
Mirrors edge: Catalyst released?

Shit user, it's been months since it released. It's complete garbage.

It's shit, pic related

The only sports games I have ever enjoyed are golf games.
Pic related is the best I have ever played before EA fucked everything

because you turn into a zombie yourself when you actualy play through all that bullshit?

How did I not notice? Have they not shilled as hard as they used to? Why were there no big "Hurr durr, X game released, here is my opinion" vidoes and posts on here?

I guess if you play something that is going for a realistic apocalypse like project zomboid, but even then it wouldn't really help that much.

I liked the iss games, havent played a soccer game since then though.

The only good sports games are golf games, the Mario sports games (sans Ultra Smash), the Mario and Sonic games, the Tecmo Bowl series and pretty much any game with an NBA logo on it.

How did Mutant League not become more of a thing? They could have endlessly pumped out Mutant League [Anything] for eternity. Now, they can hardly get a meager bit of funding to make a new one. Not sure if that speaks more to how irredeemably trash everyone is or just how burnt by crowdfunding everyone is.

I guess everyone just realized what a turd it would be, all the pre-release reveals were not promising at all.

Oh, meant to ask if anyone is into hockey games. I'm curious what the last decent one was. I vaguely recall some non-boring ones from like the 6th console generation.

It's really bizarre. I'll never get why they dumped the story designer for one thing, that shit was magical.

They dumped pretty much everything in 2K15 and have spent the past 2 years re-adding the content they had before then. No idea why.

2K16 is actually worth a pirate. No Mercy is good but highly overrated

There were plenty of threads making fun of it, m8. You simply missed them for whatever reason.

They're made for people that turn sportsball cuckery into a pagan religion.

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But what's the point? It was like an interactive movie, it felt like I had barely any involvement. It wasn't that I couldn't figure out how it worked.

Thank you patriarchy!

why dont you tell me