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Nathaniel Parker
Jace Jackson
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Kevin Mitchell
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Adrian Russell
PUNDIT joins the fray!
Adrian Garcia
Is Jeb the roster's Dan?
Thomas Morgan
IT'S SHIT
Daniel Gomez
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Noah Brown
Fuck off, tourneyfag.
Evan Nguyen
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Nathan Reyes
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Jeremiah Parker
I like to play low tier.
Christian Cruz
Trump is OP pls nerf
Nolan Wood
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Ryder Davis
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Daniel Martin
I think this character is broke, whenever I select him he only works half of the time and the rest of the time he just sits there looking tired.
Colton Gutierrez
That shoop is terrible fam.
Ben Sasse and Rand Paul are two I demand to be on the stage and in every debate.
Liam Cook
Have you gone home to change out your clothes yet? You have to do that every couple of months or else his stamina will deteriorate.
Eli Flores
I'm maining Pence for 2020, the devs are supposedly giving him a buff.
James Jenkins
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Dylan Morgan
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Brayden Wilson
Which Trump, though? Is it Youthful Trump, with 「The Wall's」 brick-bending capabilities, or Orange Trump with the cursed cane of 「Kek」?
Owen Cruz
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