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PUNDIT joins the fray!

Is Jeb the roster's Dan?

IT'S SHIT

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Fuck off, tourneyfag.

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I like to play low tier.

Trump is OP pls nerf

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I think this character is broke, whenever I select him he only works half of the time and the rest of the time he just sits there looking tired.

That shoop is terrible fam.

Ben Sasse and Rand Paul are two I demand to be on the stage and in every debate.

Have you gone home to change out your clothes yet? You have to do that every couple of months or else his stamina will deteriorate.

I'm maining Pence for 2020, the devs are supposedly giving him a buff.

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Which Trump, though? Is it Youthful Trump, with 「The Wall's」 brick-bending capabilities, or Orange Trump with the cursed cane of 「Kek」?

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