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FINAL FANTASY XIV General: Soul surrender soon, Youkai Watch Nightmare ends edition

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Reminder: They stopped demolishing houses due to the Japanese earthquake in April, now they have grown accustomed to the wall eyes in Morioh town the demolitions will recommence as of patch 3.4!

Dont worry anons, everything will be daijoubu!

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I might actually give this a try then

It takes too long between threads, fug
Thanks OP

The trial now goes up to lvl.35 on every class so you can unlock jobs and get into the cute outfits.

Well its been a quiet period with the filler patch. Now we've got a new raid, new dungeons, 150 more deep dungeon floors, apartments, new systems like catloli diary and the story not at all setting up ala mhigo and the human woodland capital between gridani, xelphatol and the empire.

AND ALL THE CUTE NEW CLOTHES!

Ah, fuck, finally
I bought some game time cards and sat here waiting for a thread with info on the guilds to show up but it never did

What?

Its time. The heat and grinds of summer die off, giving way to the comfort of autumn mmo times.

Get ready to wrap up in your favourite comfy lazytime clothes, get a farm mug of something tasty and watch the sleepy grey sky overhead and the brown leaves drop as you call other anons faggots in game even though you all play cute grills.

Remember the moghouse in FFXI?

Its back. In pog form.

I hope there are cute fish

For people out of the loop the next patch includes

-Alexander the Creator raid
-Xelphatol dungeon and Great Gubal Library Hard Mode dungeon
-main story leading to Ala Mhigo involving the warriors of darkness
-hildibrand and scolisticate questlines
-apartments for players
-new diary system of daily objectives with kittenloli
-garrison followe- i mean adventurer units!
-duels and a new dueling area so you can follow up on those '1v1 me fgt' comments
-deep dungeon now has 4 times the floors and a new tier of aetherpool gear to unlock outside it
-new FFXV hairstyles
-new gear, tier gear and qt outfits
-New Primal fight Sophia the waifu. You thought there were primal lewds before this well hoo boy get ready for this jelly!

and a fuck ton more i forgot. Once again FFXIV puts out the patches that put none weeb mmos to shame.

Can i punch people in this game?
Can i do nothing but punch things really hard, all the time?
No overcomplications but a straightfoward punch focused class 100% about punching shit.

Its called a Monk brrrroooooo.

ALSO FUKKEN HALLOWEEN NEXT MONTH NIGGS

My local does bat shaped shortbread filled with chocolate chips and peanut butter. Im gonna get diabetes like a mad cunt.

Good thing I resubbed recently.

I need to finish my current relic step asap, fuck.

Oh yeah new Relic step next patch too, rumour has it its the final model. SO MY NIN DAGGERS CAN STOP LOOKING LIKE VAG, ASS AND CLIT TRIPLEWRECK DIDLOS.

forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/304777-Square-Enix-Please-reconsider-putting-the-Native-American-war-bonnet-attire-in-game

I hope it gets shut down like the time they tried it with Overwatch and an actual native american called them out saying "do you know how little of our culture is allowed in media thanks to you reverse racism bigots?"
That shit was fucking delicious.

repostan from other thread. thanks holllaforums, you were good for fucking something.

Cliffnotes for 3.4;
>New and final Alex Tier, Alexander Creator Normal and Savage, new trial and its ex, Most likely Goddess or Demon and 2 new dungeons; Xelphatol and The Great Gubal Library hardu modeu, some trials added to Raid Finder
>TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL Wondrous Tails involves Idle's loli catgirl in the story, seems to be the new sightseeing or item finding/crafting for her.

I'm ready fam

what's the guild info

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And to add,
>AST getting big buffs for sch ripoff Nocturnal Set and in general. Apparently patch notes for it are huge and quote "On Astrologian, it is said that the adjustment is going full throttle and "AST used by players will high skill level makes it scary."

"Feels good man" - Alt Right icon of hate pepe the Grinch.

New Wheels Order on Exodus. /tell or player search Kh'jit Meniwears, Aloise Nelhah or Mhih Wilzuu for an invite and mention Holla Forums in the tell.

I like you

I want mini witch Selene and Eos with really colorful particle effects for a pet glam.

Halloween glamours pls yoshi!

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I sometimes wonder if picking Leviathan was a mistake, but it's been too late for regrets for a while now.

I'm in jenova myself, was where all my friends went but kinda sucks I can't play with Holla Forums

Feels good man.

I think most of my FC is dead and the main people that got me to stick with it either transferred or just haven't played much. Oh, and all the rl people I know stopped so they could play Legion.

What's the availability on houses though?

lots of empty plots actually. The FR camping them all quit and moved onto monster hunter generations.

guess i'll just play for a month then go on hiatus until 3.5 like always

the only things i look forward to are primals because of the music, raids, and the main story at this point

Its at least enough Along with Rise of Iron to keep me occupied till FFXV and Pokemon Moonman come out.

Is there anything comfier in this game than being hebrew?

leveling Culinarian in the north shroud by making stew for your dc friends as a gentle rain falls on the autumnal scene?

I imagine being able to clear a5s, thordan ex, sephirot ex, and/or nidhogg ex would all feel better than making some piddly gil.

OH HERE WE GO with the "harassment" claims

ITS ALWAYS THE SAME PATTERN WITH THESE PEOPLE

forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/304777-Square-Enix-Please-reconsider-putting-the-Native-American-war-bonnet-attire-in-game.?p=3856247&viewfull=1#post3856247

But thats not comfy. That's ragged breathing triumph. A good feeling to be sure, but not what user asked for.

Feels PS3 bruh.

I love how SJW's still think they can fear monger weebs like they can western audiences.

Struggling and grinding isn't comfy. You know what comfy means, right?

After the hell that was finally getting Seph Ex, I'd rather roll in gil. Seeing the same people make the same mistakes is something I don't want to go through again.

CUL is comfiest crafting class.
Sometimes I try to imagine what the foods are like in game or even think of real life substitutes for fictional ingredients

Did you not see what happened to Bravely Second? I shit you not, they took an aesthetically Native American class and changed it to cowboys. Square Enix is no stranger to bizarre localization decisions

I'm tired of people saying "native American" in this thread. Call em injuns.

I think that probably had more to do with Nintendo of America than straight consumer complaints.

Can we have cowboy glams too?

We already do nigga

I am currently level 37 and I cannot find anymore quests to do, I googled all the side quests and story quests and it seems I've done them all.
so whats the best way to level up, levelquests, or maybe dungeons?

Do your daily roullettes once for each you have unlocked. fates, Dungeons, lvl.30 pvp which is just a spamfest and your hunting log.

What the fuck the the point of owning a house if you can't sleep in it? I have this fancy bedroom and I have to sleep in a shitty inn? What the fuck SE, you got 1 fucking job

What is the consensus, I dont have time to read through all that bullshit

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I'm not the only one who wants this?

So now that I'm interested in playing FFXIV again, how friendly is it for someone who doesn't want a static and prefers to play with pick-up-groups? I'm sure the 16-man raids are out of the question but what about everything else? How far can you get without a static group?

I've played the game up to level 45 or so and stopped. Pic related.

That really varries from server to server

I wish they would boost the exp bonus for leveling to 300%

Anyone still farming for the Yokai Watch weapons?
Just got done with the 10. one, just 90 special tokens more and i'm done

Finished the other day.
You havent done the 3 in upper la noscea yet, r-right?

Still got 45 to go. Lucky for me the ones I left for 30 was in Central Shroud and upper noscea. I feel sorry for the people with 15/30 having to farm in East Shroud for tokens.

I have done the 3 in outer la noscea pretty early, because I started with Black Mage and Monk.
But thankfully I lookes up the guide and all I've got left is Western La Noscea, so it will probably be okay.
Central Shroud was also nice

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They should replace it with a cowboy/girl outfit :^)

user pls

I just wanna get fucked while wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat and obnoxiously dirty talking with innuendos that are American stereotypes

me too. It'll never happen though. Even with nude mods, there's no ERPers around my server.

You forgot the obligatory cheeseburger.

I want to get my buns stuffed like a bic mac

I didn't actually know there was one.

Adamantoise apparently has an /erp/ FC, though I don't know how active it is and whether or not I can digitally suck virtual cock for time cards.

forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/304777-Square-Enix-Please-reconsider-putting-the-Native-American-war-bonnet-attire-in-game.

apparently its dead already.

Without a static you can't do Savage Alex and you'll have trouble farming Ex Primals. But other than that you're good. Since the only real reward is aesthetics and a feeling of triumph.

I thought glorious nippon servers pugged Savage daily?

Wow, yoshi p taking boss inspiration directly from SMT. The 'goddess' straight up taking the law ending of strange journey for the phase transition.

Never played FFX?

Damn… Yoshida is a hack.

my first thought was the last boss in hard mode tam-tara deepcroft, then again its more likely both designs are inspired more by medusa than anything.

Oh shit, here's the new trailer guys

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holy fuck someone actually recognised me.

How did it feel to put him in his place?

I didn't do shit, fray on the other hand dropped a bomb on him though.
he was right too, fucking kike should have been grateful I even bothered to help.

sounds more like he just started playing video games

oh man, you're in for some fun…

Maybe they do, but I don't see it happening on Famfrit. Since Famfrit's population is on the lower side maybe we just lack the critical mass of good players. I hear Gilgamesh is the server to be on for raid content so they might be a bit better at it.

Gilgamesh is okay if you like reddit

I dropped this game at some point during 2.0 because I was tired of trying to autistically scrounge enough money together to sustain a shitty small house at a nice location and failing. I will be coming back and making a new character literally only because welfare homes, apartments, are now being introduced. Is it really worth it? I liked the game itself for an mmo but really didn't get much into endgame content. I probably could if I tried though, I've played vanilla wow private servers to 60 without enhanced rates and done MC.

Housing is a lot more available now with projects and shared housing. Yoshi is cracking down on jews inflating housing prices so you can get a love shack now user!

loli races are the best things about mmorpgs

Hows the Holla Forums FC looking at the moment? Im starting to dislike my current FC and looking to join another one.

It really depends on what you're looking for. I would say if you're on exodus it's worthswitching FC's, but not paying money to switch servers

I am on Exodus. My current FC has been nothing but drama lately and im probably gonna leave soon.

theres apparently an erp fc on exodus as well, dont remember the name though

What FC?
The only problem with the Holla Forums FC is that they don't deal with the rest if the server. They kind of formed their own reverse safe space because the second they step a toe out of line they get banned
They've also recently incurred the wrath of some goons, fun times all around

The fc is sorta quiet at the moment but There is still some of us playing including me, having more life in the fc would be nice, although im mostly doing other things, the others are doing trials, raids and hunts as far as i know this evening work shift is tiring me

Throne of Eorzea. Its the Order but with a 0 instead of an O

Doesnt sound bad. Better than the low tier memes and weebs my other FC is full of.

also I'm leveling from scratch so if you need someone to shitpost with I'll be on pretty regularly

Alright, ill join in a few days when im done with my midterm exams.
I hope you guys need a heal slut because thats my forte

I've never wanted to choke someone so hard before.

There were plenty of low tier memes when I quit last patch.

They're good at a lot of things. Memes isn't one of them.

I'd give nWo a pass unless any of this sounds appealing to you.

Whenever an event comes out, it's nWo spamming in shout. When the original leader of the fc quit he appointed a new leader who then bullied one of the founders out of the FC by kicking out his friends. Another person got kicked for "blogposting" because they talked about their lesbian girlfriend one too many times. The leader is a huge Holla Forumsack who got two week banned because he named the ranks after pol memes and then lead an FC wide witch hunt. Don't get me started on how his wife openly admitted to being convicted of possessing child pornography.

The one thing that makes nWo better than any of the 4chan alternatives is the lack of open ERP.

That's a lot of butthurt in one post, fam. Don't suppose the "witch hunt" got you?

Any GamerGate or Holla Forums guilds in FFXIV? All I found is a NeoGAF guild on the Ultros server and they're fucking shitters.

all of that sounds good to me

I'd also like to interject for a moment to point out that you're severely and intentionally misrepresenting the CP possession claim. It's what Australia considers CP, and probably half of the doujins posted on this site count as CP to them. Now fuck off you retarded nigger.

so finally outfitted my nin with normal midan shit still working on potd Weapon for it or may get its relic weapon later.

but fuck playing nin plays fucking a lot better now then before and Fucking so much easier then mch.

and playing Mch is like a pain in ass just to do good dmg doing about 1500 dmg at ilvl 229 with my mch and was doing about 1250 as a ilvl 207 nin haven't parsed yet with my new gear.

can we fucking remove the casting on brd and mch like if i wanted to play a fucking caster i'd play a blm and I don't play blm cause casting is shit in this game. idk maybe with the new casting it may be better but fuck casting on ranged classes it is no fun and having played brd for most of ARR this grinds me really wrong this whole expansion yet I stuck out for most part hoping it would get better but fuck me is it a chore to fucking dps as a mch

also got the ravana bird as well and a thordan clear working on next trial clear

My low tier memes I mean I can haz cheeseburger low tier. Theres also some kid who im pretty sure roleplays as Waluigi

That's not how you spell "shitposting loudly in every channel, saying niggerfaggot in hunt linkshells, openly insulting everyone to the point where someone lost it and finally kicked her for bragging about doing being able to do the a5s dummy weeks after 3.3 came out while also shitting on other players for being bad".

Speaking of Ultros, did you know that there are certain players that support SJWs and anti-GamerGate? If you want to know I'll be glad to tell you.

god dam glad I left that shit server long ago

TODAY, I WILL REMIND THEM.

jesus christ

but that server is were i met chen but never saw chen again after that hunt

Somebody break into Soken's pc and upload the new music please.

6 more days till we can download it

I'm only level 40 but I want that stupid Yokai mount. I have 4 Yokai… do I have a shot or do I just give up and kill myself?

Just mainline mountain drew and grind them out over 24 hours.

Go spam a shitload of low-level FATEs with some of your lower levelled classes.

your pretty lucky actually since you can keep farming fates while leveling. it doesn't end for another two weeks.

but i find it pretty cancerous the mount to me doesn't really worth it but its probably never gonna show up again. few of the weapons are nice but dam is it pretty grindy

It's less about the ghost sperm, and more getting all the Yokai. The ghost sperm is a bonus.

Jolyne, you are so fucking casual even at trying to stir shit. Does literally anyone give a shit about you after a whole year? Nope. I do happen to have some old-ass relics though.

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We just want to play this shitty game and other shitty games. Shit stirring cucks and retarded faggots go elsewhere.

Thanks for the motivation Holla Forums. Since I posted I've managed to get 4 more Yokai. Only 5 left. What's the max price these damn things go to from the vendor? I'm at 7 medals per Yokai, so far.

I'm up to 11 per critter. You've got some ways to go.

How ARE those ashtrays by the way? You should come visit one of my new houses in the exact same ward plot 50.

Also as much as I appreciate the sentiment, kind of a dick move going after Titch for having loli doujins Rest is true, until nWo provides something other FCs don't, not really much point

Jolyne hasn't been on since moonfore faire started and I never told him about the circumstances of getting kicked out. This is somebody from nWo.

Can I disconnect my account from steam yet? I bought it on sale a long while back but I don't touch steam anymore and would like to play again.

nope, gotta use steam goyim

Well fug. Forget it then, thanks for the answer though.

you could also buy another non steam version, no idea if the same account will work.

You can't have both a Steam and PC version on the same account.

Jesus Christ, I hate customer support more than I hate myself.

They're so good with so many things though

just call them you infinigger

you picked the wrong company to fuck up enough needing customer support mate

Oh yeah, they're actually really helpful if you call. I have never dealt with their email, but I'll assume it's shit.

Holy shit, all I gave was my name and one character name. I could have social enginner'd my own account.

This thread is too serious! Let's make fun of Aurion Pax

They're so fast compared to everyone else too. They might have the only customer service that doesn't make me wanna die

I couldn't find a number on their support page, I must be having a bout of retardation. I'll look again.

Wait
I think I'll pass on that

Chat support was super quick. Thanks for cluing me in, guys.

I heard there's going to be additional wards added to more populated servers along with the apartments. Anybody know if this is true and if so, which servers?

Did someone say Aurion Pax? The literal autistic kike who fancies himself to be a GM, tries to bully people into being blacklisted by the entire community, rushes new players to endgame without any consideration to what they think is fun, firmly proclaims that "Exodus raiding happens in linkshells, not PF" while thinking it's good, AND macros his mudras? Is that the Aurion Pax you're talking about?

So I'm getting back into this after a year hiatus. I'm thinking about playing solo since whenever I play with friends they just level like crazy and then rush me through all the content and I don't get to enjoy any of it. When should I be thinking about getting heavensward? Also, which server would be the best to start a new character on?

When you're close to Level 50 on your main class
Fuck if I know, but I'm on Faerie and wouldn't mind helping out with dungeons and shit. Also if you're a lala you can help me start a FC

Unless you want to make a lizard character you don't need to buy HW until you're level 50. Without HW at 50, you don't gain XP but you do if you own it. The two biggest English-speaking servers are Balmung and Gilgamesh. Go to Greg if you want PvE/raiding, go to Balmung if you want ERP you filthy fucking degenerate. The "official" FC is on Exodus, and since it's mostly filled with people at endgame you won't have to worry about someone outleveling since they're already there. If, for some godforsaken reason you want to play with a retarded PLD potato who has horrid facial hair, go to Odin and look up Felbot Lightbringer.

I'd play this game but the little child people are terrifying and disgust me to an extreme degree.

There are legitimate child people who are super cool and not disgusting potatoes. Unfortunately, they will NEVER EVER be a playable race because YoshiP detests ERP. He removed a squatting /sit for females because of the implications.

Just having them in the game at all ruins it. I don't want to share a fantasy world with some Jap's pedo fetish. Would have rathered the gobbos from FFXI

None of the best races are playable. No gobbies, no Pajdals, and we're stuck with garden gnome dildos instead. The best you can do is constantly berate them and all their flaws, since there is no such thing as a potato that's actually good at the game.

They're also the game's equivalent of Jews and have large-scale behind the scenes political control, all for the sake of money, going so far as to have one potato set up another potato in an attempt to get one country's leader sentenced to death, allowing him easy control of the throne of the richest nation. The only good potato is a dead potato.

You own nothing goy

So that's why they are called (((the monetarists))).

Those Japs know what they're doing. No one would suspect the tiny potato people.

When can we fight for Ayymeric?

Me hiding under the table.

how does it feel to be a giant faggot

3.2

I want a GC

Players would be too personally invested in Ishgard after Heavensward, and thus be more likely to abandon the other GCs to fight for Haurchefant and Aymeric. There's barely any balance between the three as it is, throwing a fourth in would require reworking old PvP maps and then getting tons of complaints in because there's not enough people in the other GCs consistently queuing for PvP, thus making it even more difficult to get a match going.

I think they're considering making PvP be GC-agnostic, but who knows.

The same Aurion Pax that used to do Bleach RP and is an admin on the Bleach wiki?

Fellow Ultros user, I feel like I should share your pain

Wait a second, I know that name. I've seen him in a shitload of places. Did he ever transfer from Exodus or has he been in Odin since forever?

Such a shame but I'll never play the game as long as those disgusting things are in it.

You're pathetic.

I know they're ugly but you get to kill some of them.

Imagine being the Warrior of Light in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Ilberd the Dullblade, you fuckin' fine, all formidable with your ilvl 43 weapon and horrific ala mhigger face. I would totally get captured and bound by you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is finish the main story quest and unlock Heavensward.

Like seriously imagine having to be the Bringer of Light and not only sit on that floor while Teledji Aledji flaunts his disgusting little potato body in front of you, the PS3 lighting barely concealing his low res pixellated textures and goofy face animation, and just sit there, dialogue box after dialogue box, hour after hour, while your linkshell is buzzing you for daily raid.

Not only having to tolerate the poorly written schlock Koji shat out but Yoshi-P's haughty attitude as everyone on Lodestone tells him he's SAVED FINAL FANTASY and DAMN, 6 MILLION SUBS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and play this blatant fucking WoW clone as it contorts into types of casualisation you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fighting nothing but a healthy diet of Coil and Extreme Primals and later Bahamut for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the CNJ guild in Gridania.

You've never even seen anything this fucking immersion breaking before, and now you swear you can hear the duty pop sound that's breaking out mid-cutscene as Square Enix's masterful cinematics continue, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to pay to sit there and revel in their "Action-Combat (for that is what they call dodging orange circles)" Fantasy MMO, the MMO Tabata worked so hard for in the previous months before they turned it into WoW. And then the Yoshi-p calls for another holiday break, and you know you could outdps every single player in this 24-man before the faceroll mechanics put you to sleep, but you sit there and endure, because it gives you an excuse not to respond to the FC. You're not going to miss your chance to see Raubahn chop a potato in half.

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I agree, when I watched that scene I couldn't believe I'd just let myself get captured like that.

the elves already get the generic forest shithole, why can't humans get the crusader state? Roes get limsa, jews get ul'dah, elves get shithole AND Ishgard?

Highlanders get Ala Mhigo, midlanders get everywhere.

Yeah, this whole questline from end of a realm reborn to heavensward is obnoxiously long the potato getting killed was worth it at least

hey fuck you man my facial hair is great.

look at this faggot, he doesn't even play the best race.

calm your nipples im still on odin.

>>>/oven/
Where all potatos belong

oy vey its like anudda calamity!

Nael gassed us every day in the holo charts and turned us into mashed popotoes

NEVER FORGET METEOR GOYIM, GIVE US THE POWER TO PROTECT YOU~!

WHAT A MESS WE MADE
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG

Does everything still share a cooldown? Even legions reduced skill complexity has some discrete cooldowns to make it interesting.

Most spells unless they are an instant cast. That said, you can lower your GCD by stacking skill speed. I have seen ninjas with a GCD a little under 1.5 seconds. The crux of the skill in this game is using your job's gimmick correctly. Keeping blood of the dragon up on dragoon, knowing when to use fire 4 and endochain, switching between the enemy's flank and rear on monk, ect.

There's a single skill which has its own special weirdness, Empyreal Arrow for Bard. It's technically a weaponskill, but it's not on the GCD, and its has its own special recast timer which is lowered by stacking Skill Speed. It's honestly a mess though and they need to fix bard. Some jobs like SMN use a decent amount of damage-dealing off-GCDs.

Didn't they further gut skills though?

Yoshi pls stop pushing your fetish, it can only escalate to femroe loli.

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oh for fucks sake

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Can we have loli lizards now?

Who's ready for patch notes tomorrow? I'm ready to get my hands on those sweet sweet AST changes.

How long is it gonna take me to get my weapon from PotD?

Two runthroughs plus the rest.

Unless you're disgustingly lucky and manage to get all 30 upgrades in one go.

Ok I apologize but I've got some dumb questions…

I want the mount from PotD, is clearing it 13 times the only way? I know potshards drop randomly from chests but still
So my weapon is +23 now and I need a +30 to get the ilvl 230, but can you complete it on any job and get whichever weapon you want or do you need to finish it on that job?

Why? It plays fine, and the song buff means the more autistic bards can stop worrying about >muh dps enough to do their fucking job

Yes for the first one and no on the second. You have to stick with the job you saved as. Y'know, like how other games with classes handles saves.

Like a day or two

Nevermind they nerfed the fuck out of it

new mount? wot

Bard does a lot of double OGCD weaving and only has one way to bypass cast time and no guaranteed way to bypass it, unlike MCH which has been designed to play without cast times becoming an inhibiting factor.

yokai mount i think

lemme guess, gated behind disgusting grind

>it's more fuck fate grind than any Atma or crystal grind

You either better buckle down on that shit or just grab the glamor weapons you would want.

The entirety of FFXIV in a nutshell.

are any of the weapons at least cool? the ones ive seen look retarded

nvm, all the ones for the jobs I play look shit

At this point it's like picking your poison. What kind of grind do you find acceptable and which ones are garbage?
I have the stupid glowing sperm mount and have over 1000 hours in Grim Dawn. I don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to defending grind.

The MCH weapon looks pretty good. Reminds me of a sentai weapon. I am already planning on my 60 MCH glamor to have a sentai motif.

why are they so scared of making rewarding solo content

Garrisons soon friend.

talking about the platoon thing?

Ben Garrison soon

its an MMO, solo content already seems a bit off.

still got story though.

how the shit do you make money with mining?

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what the fuck se

are you trying to remove whm's relevance?

Wew lad gotta buff those potencies so people stop hating on my perfectly designed healer

HA HA TIME FOR BALANCE, FUCKERS

mythrite sells for the same on my server, but it's still probably faster to farm esoterics and sell eikon mats….

Anyone else sick of Alphinaud?

Welcome to last year.

time to sell your body on the corner whm

how does the casting shit change work
also Reload does not ever go away now

shit now i'm confused on whether to Gear up my nin ilvl 217 or play 3.4 with mch ilvl229

I've been a brd since NiN came out and played nin till HW came out to be buckled down with mch since nin and mch are the only two 60's i have

But user, we need a retard to make things worse so we have something to fight!

Yup, that's what pissed me off. He's a manipulative, whiny bitch that only thinks of himself and doesn't seem interested in helping others, only his own agenda.
I just want him to go away but SE keeps making him the main quest giver.

well then

I like this game. The community in my experience has been amazing, except for edgy DRGs and impatient BRDs.

But the French who go into English queue and not speak a lick of English? The ones that don't even read what to do before going into the queue of a language they refuse to speak?
FUCK YOU

kek

REMINDER THAT POTATOES DESERVE NO RECOGNITION

We're an acquired taste.

at least he follows you into the field and is actually doing stuff unlike Minfilia.

So is bleach. Either way, it's a terrible idea.

I appreciate the constant shitting on him that happens.

So glad his sister is taking part in the MSQ now. She's alight.

Can we have Yda back now?

soon goyim

GRANITE SKIN WHEN?

why though?

kinda makes you want to bully her right?

Can someone do me a favour and post a screenshot of the female miqote's /joy pose?

I haven't had the game installed for a while but I need that pose for something.

Here you go.

Speaking of which, is it possible to duo coils? I'm pretty sure t9 is impossible without 4 people minimum but can you beat the other coils with just one other?

I know t5 is possible solo

as long as one of you is a healer you can do 1-6 for sure but past that most of the coils require people for mechanics
mind you they've become much more popular recently so you can probably get a few people together for the rest

Thanks, yo.

She got fucked by AUS cp laws for some loli in a tumblr post, fucking kill your self.

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And water is wet.

So genuine question here
Has anyone managed to get matched with a good Scholar? At least recently?
I swear to fucking god for the past couple months every scholar I've seen has been some Peruvian or French piece of shit who is completely non-functional and doesn't have basic pattern recognition or just cognitive function as a whole.

my static had one that does savage raiding. she does good DPS and heals. she also complained over me not using my cooldowns since she would have to heal instead of DPSing.

It's the Deep Dungeon. They allow untold amounts of shitters to suddenly level classes that previously mostly people who knew what they were doing used.

Eh fuck this, fishing will never be relevant.

I share a house with one

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I genuinely started to think a lot of people abandoned scholar because of some recent nerf and the only ones left were Brasil
I'm relieved that I won't have to immediately discredit them at least

It's in a really solid spot at the moment, let me tell you.

Your character is always such a bitch nigga in cutscenes, it's fucking infuriating.
>I kill gods on a regular basis but oh no I can't possibly do anything in this cutscene while people are trying to murder me, better let this NPC do all the work so I know how cool they are

I think that's the point.
You're the Realm's equivalent of a WMD. I think you're more kept safe in order to not piss you off anymore than you should be.

That was so good I almost forgot it was pasta.

I'm pretty sure that's an actual marketing strategy, considering nearly every consumer product in the USA has a price ending in 99 centavos.

The same crap is going to happen to these new gathering materials too and it's going to suck.

fuck

The actual marketing strategy is making messy numbers that's not quite a whole number.
If you see a tv costing 1499.95 or 99 you're automatically leading yourself to thinking that it's a pretty good price for a television, despite flat out refusing a similar product whose cost is a round 1500.
I use the trick constantly because you can trick goyim into buying shit for slightly more than usual because it LOOKS like a steal.

24 hours or 12 hours maintenance?

You tell me.

24 hours.
Plus any unscheduled maintenance. :^)

You're probably right, which means all the houses will get taken up by shitters who will sit on the plots and do nothing.

Yeah, that seems about right. Messy numbers tend to imply discounts, at least from what I feel about it.

I'm sad I don't have a shit ton of gil to do exactly that. I'm a bad potato.

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I hope you rot.

A good potato makes sure the real estate market isn't mishandled by lesser races.
No ward shoulder suffer a gay boypussy fuckmansion.

Bad potatoes tend to do that.

what should I do when i reach 100

Bitch about all the "bads" in idleshire while riding your rarest mount.

The end is nigh, cap yo seals, cap yo tomes, log out near the apartments!

right im thinking of getting back into the game
but timezones are an issue
i like playing with anons so which server are you guys on?

Apparently its because culturally they are pissed English replaced french as the 'lingua franca' and they feel the world owes them and then barely teach english outside Paris anymore so in the country they are taught 'fuck over anyone not speaking le french master race tongue they are beneath your contempt honhonhon' because they genuinely believe "Frances time to rise to the top will come again" and the way to it is to return to their arrogant, retard behaviour roots for the middle ages.

What a strange people to devolve from 1st world society to the BR of the EU.

and they always say "b-but is muslim immgints!" that somehow speak fluent french and refuse to speak english, because french is the muslim mother tongue after all.

/wordsthatkill.mp3

Honestly surprised they still make these. Don't know what the fuck I do with the actual magazine though. I just want my maid outfit.

I just want the mount, but that magazine ain't in my country and I dont have any phone for the mobile thing shit.

I gave up, nobody sold it near me and the 3 month sub didnt include it so i will forver be without meido outfits ;_;

I've had nothing but bad experiences with the French, fuck 'em all.

Its strange though, they werent always the worst. Its used to be teen alcaholic slavs, but now FR is full BR and getting worse.

no patch notes? christ you guys are slacking
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/159309cb1ef0706cf37a9a91e3e18865b70097a6

run potd to get 30+ arms fail 4 times on 41-50 most cause of retards who don't want to teamwork or somehow manage to pull shit ton of gravekeepers when they can't be aggro if you hold still call them fucking retards

get suspended 15 mins before 00:00 server goes down a few hours later servers won't be back for 24 hours basically get suspended throughout downtime.

fucking priceless.

also fucking carebear no bad words shit is fucking retarded I should be able to curse out shitters for being completely retarded. its also why I don't hang out in shout chats.

the potd were in as followed

4 dps failed at 49 to much pulled no items to help
4 dps again but we had two smns they didn't heal a single time during the 50th boss fight
2 dps and 2 healers healers ran around with their heads cut off on floor 49 while 3 more gravekeepers were sandwitching us they continued to run around thinking it will help them they pull everything wiped this is the group i called fucking retarded after repeatily saying don't move and you won't aggro the gravekeepers.
4 dps again floor 49 wiped because to much pulled with gravekeeprs don't move etc

join another group that was pretty much at the 49 floor exit but their fourth player had to go I got in killed the boss got my upgrade, BUT HOLY HELL IS POTD FILLED WITH BRAIN DEAD CANCER

What datacenter are you on to have such terrible people? And did you try to direct them?
Are you a DRG

brd I dropped drg the first month the game came out, Aether is current data, was on primal most of ARR which had faster ques which kind of sucks but I get content down for the most part on gligamesh(moved there in like patch 2.4) but dam are people trying to flood the server and shit that up as well

Fuck them. Every time I bump into one of those shitters they either never respond or say if they wanted to heal they would've joined as a healer.

Look, man. It's not my fucking fault the tank waits half a millennia between each pull. I'm not getting any younger, and neither is my Raging Strikes.

Unless someone is afk or you are at a boss, the tank should be constantly pulling if not pulling half the zone to aoe down. What is the point in doing it one at a time? I am happy when ranged classes are proactive like that when I play on my tanks, saves me time from having to run up into range with shield toss or lalafell throw.

Some tanks like playing it safe for whatever reason, but I usually don't care how fast they go as long as I get to keep my stacks.

What are the chances of being able to get on Balmong once the servers come up?
How big is the time window before shit tons of idlers pop back on?

Where is the fucking preload? It's less than 4 hours until patch launch. WHERE IS MY PRELOAD

That is the reason to go fast. I generally run with a blm and/or monk and I like to keep them 100% busy so things die as fast as possible.

well if im doing the dungeon for the first time it seems unwise to pull constantly. Beyond that though I cant imagine why you wouldn't pull at least 2 groups at once.

Oh definitely, first time through is fine. Getting all those new first time bonuses when the patch finally hits is going to be nice unless the trial ends up like Nidhogg again.

Earlier today

Why be such a fucking sperg if you see a level 47 player with the green plant icon? They probably don't know much about their class, calm the fuck down.

nice lie fgt

Shit, you're right. Before maintenance. Pardon me while I fuck right off.

preload is live, but enjoy your version error.

ｅｎｊｏｙ ｔｈｉｓ ＊ｕｎｚｕｇｓ ｎｕｇ＊

No error here, and now it's time to hope I can log in and claim one of those demolished plots.

3.4 music
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Servers are up

I'm not losing sleep for nothing game.
Fuck. At least I'm in li-

Can you actually connect? I just get lobby server connection errors.

In a 900 man queue for Tonberry currently.

tfw finally got an alt on ballmonger
Now I can attend all the gay catboy orgies

I had like three of them but got in on the fourth try.

What?

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Well at least you're #1 for once in your life.

Two other people I know are in this hell.

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na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/ee0e1d3465ce61bb76dbab09ada7fd137696737d

What a colossal waste of time. RIP apartments and house.

Good thing I'mbusy today.

So the last boss of great library hard mode is amusing.

I doubt all the apartments will be taken. There's 90 per ward, isn't there?

why do I have to be so assburgers about this?

So do apartments have the same restrictions as housing if you don't log in for a while?

I mean we were slow but I really don't get the big deal getting so worked up in a relatively low level dungeon. we were not dying or anything.

THE BURNING RAGE OF A THOUSAND FUCKING SUNS

Creator is pretty fun.

HOLY SHIT

A12 seemed a lot like the designers were trying to say "See look this is like T13! We have mechanics! Earthshakers! A countdown to the ultimate! The exact same arena but painted green! Please think Alexander is cool content ;_;" It's a great fight, and Summon Alexander is a nice oh shit moment. I'm holding out for savage being properly exciting.