Your Boss Battle

user did a thread like this a while ago, but he wasn't specific enough, so the whole thread just devolved into music posting.

You as a boss is not defined by your preferences or what you like in a game boss. You have to be honest. Think about yourself as a person, exaggerate those features and then think of how you can take your personality and turn it into a videogame boss.

After that, post your battle theme either as an embed or a webm.

As a bonus, think about your personality and think of what your personality would "look" like, and describe what you as a boss would look like.

So, in short:

1) Post your battle theme

2) Describe your battle

3) Describe your design (what you as a boss will look like)

Go!

bumpo because i want to read what anons have in mind

I've been clinically depressed for the majority of my adult life, and as a result of that I've grown to be nihilistic.

I spend my time living as a fucking trainwreck, barely keeping a job, shoplifting, ripping people off online (steam trade scams etc.), watching child porn, stealing everything thats not nailed down wherever I can.

So I suppose I'd be "pinching off" bits of the main character, "stealing" his abilities, all the while acting extremely passive and detached.

My design would be a dried up corpse with really long legs and arms to symbolize me grabbing everything withing my reach and making a run for it if I need to.

I also have a huge ass ego, despite consciously recognizing that I'm a parasite when I really think about it. I want "more", I want to grow, I want every single one of my hedonistic desires fulfilled, and it doesn't really matter if I have to fuck people over to get there.

So yeah. That's that I guess.

forgot to mention that the boss battle would not be quick, but rather a series of puzzles that you'd have to solve to kill me bit by bit. I'm rather good at avoiding punishment, but I always eat shit in the end.

i would just be a regular enemy

that would make you not a fucking boss

The european/japanese version is better.

Honestly, I tend to look for flaws in other people to boost my own self image.

I'd probably an airborne boss, looking down on the player throughout the fight, specializing in detecting and exploiting flaws in the player's playstyle.

The method to beating me would be dragging me back down to earth and fighting me on a grounded level.

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You can always be a joke boss user because your life is a fucking joke

I talk to you about your morals and reasoning
I give you a drink and just let ya do whatever

1) The Trooper Overture

2)I'm a huge autist and I change myself ever so slightly to fit each of my few friends, especially one on one

so mine would be like Zant from Twilight Princess, a bunch of mini-challenges of previous fights. Nothing original, until the last arena where Zant looks shocked that he has to fight as himself in front of Castle Town. But instead of just ending up at castle town, phase two of the fight would be like a Shadow of the Colossus fight.

3) would change to be a part of each friend, like Zant fight.
Phase two would be like SotC final Colossus

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kill yourself fam

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You didn't explain how that's supposed to represent your personality.

Basically this comic.
1/2

I don't need to explain it. Can't you come up with your own interpretations?

2/2

What are the fucking chances?

no need to whip out your proxy just to bump your thread OP, it doesn't make it any less embarrassing that you're spilling your guts out to an anonymous image board instead of to your friends or family.

Honestly op I'm surprised you even know how to use tor

I'm obviously not OP, we write very differently.


Okay I'll spoonfed you.
I don't like to wait for people

I like to make people whom I don't like as awkward and unwelcome as possible

If you can't even kill me properly you won't even get the pleasure of taking me out.

2.) An array of spiraling floating platforms, suspended by wires hanging over an abyss. The player will begin from a platform at the bottom and must jump to a platform of equal (or nearly equal) elevation in order to shoot at me (I will duck and cover myself from the player's fire if he is too low).

All the while, I will be throwing projectiles (random bits of trash) towards the player while he attempts to ascend and even severing his platform's cable if he stays on one platform for too long. If the player comes high enough to shoot (or does enough damage to me), I will ascend to another platform even higher up.

The top of the spiral has a platform from which all cables are connected to. Above that platform is a cave ceiling through which a hole has been drilled. Through that hole runs a cable connecting the top platform with a pin keeping it secured to the surface, holding up the entire complex of platforms.

After I have been defeated, the protagonist can simply climb to the surface on the large single cable at the top.

3.) Next post related, except with a neckbeard, wearing a greasy tank-top with numerous sweat stains, a pair of blue-jeans, while barefoot.

pic related

are you going to do this in every thread?

EXPLAIN WHAT ABOUT YOU IS REFLECTED IN THE BOSSFIGHT CUNT

for the battle i was working a mechanic that used a blend of SMT and final fantasy think lap system but critical hit, and weaknesses, make your turns shorter.

for design something like pic i have plans on using paradiso. as for what the boss look like i have it written down and plan on using it in a game on day so sadly i can only say it the protagonist perception of what god looks like.

sorry pic did not show dont know why