If they hated niggers so much...

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Jews were white Nazis all along

Something about a curse of ham that says black people are supposed to be servants.

Slavery seems like a good deal but the catch is that there's always going to be rebellions and shit that will be hard to suppress and having slaves stagnates technological progress because new inventions that make work easier drives down the value of slaves.

Take note that if you hear anybody say that sexbots are outrageous: they have a hand in human trafficking.

some more recent estimates say that somewhere around 30% of southerners owned at least one slave

Seems like you've ousted yourself.