Gamer Food

It probably wouldn't. It would fall apart pretty quick and semi-solid things are no good for fucking. It would just be your hands covered in burger grease and various other juices before long

For the love of God user, don't tell me you're considering fucking a burger?

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I can imagine trying it and having mustard, salt, and thousand island dressing enter your dick hole making it burn like fucking hell

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wow you sure have superior taste man

Do you want to be a big hairless boy? Fine.
But don't expect any gains if you ever work out and still drink soy juice.

That poor fucking dog.

You got a problem with that?

that doesn't matter if ace k fucks up your bowels and causes you to take in more calories.