Ark Encounter Flop

Anyone who actually believes that some demigod named Noah built a fucking gigantic wooden Ark that housed one male and one female of every fucking animal on the planet while God flooded the world to purge it of humanity because he was butthurt about them not acting right deserves to be made fun of until they commit sucide.

But it happened

Oh great a blight on the land. Funny that no one bothered to ask the most obvious question: Why did they use construction crews instead of Ken and his family building it themselves like in the bible?

Commit suicide.

Christians are stupid. That's probably why they're (((Christians))).

fuck the biblical lie, fuck christcucks if you read any other book than the one given to you by kikes you would know for a fact its all bullshit to control the goy.

OP is a tard. So this shit is a Christian theme park? Ok, then the economy is too blame. No one is even driving now as reflected in gasoline prices.

It's all allegory, douche. But as you can see, a dumb hick like you DID build this big ass boat and so would you if you thought the world was ending. Oh yeah, and we know for a FACT, that those floods DID take place. So keep shitposting edgy know nothing.

I hope this idiot go bust and overdose on cocaine

What the fuck is the point?

I thought Vatican City was the Christian Disney land

Pro-tip

Noah's story is better in Zoroastrian writings, where the Jews stole their "Torah" from.