With Evolve going "absolutely free", for now, and the Jews at Turtle Rock making up for their now-cuckolded buyers by handing them more funbucks to play with, in the game they bought (dailyreminderyouneverboughtevolve), how long until this glorified Wraith-Render program goes full-on skinner, and starts taking real money again, at the inevitable "Stage 3"?
Will the emasculate buyers of their filth spend on them, once-more? Definitely.
From what I gather the F2P version is missing tons of content from the base game. I don't see any reason for it to be removed so it's likely just a matter of time before they start selling it piecemeal. The grind is unbearable as well. Without level up bonuses you get maybe 30 whatevers per match and new characters cost 5500, new monsters pushing 10,000. No doubt they're going to toss in microtransactions to skip the grind. I wonder how player numbers are going to do now that monsters have been nerfed into oblivion. Excluding wraiths, they're total pushovers, even at stage 3
Ryan Hernandez
No doubt they're going to find difficulty with BRs getting scrubbed, and some outright grinding for silvers. That seems oddly specific. So, they nerfed the other mons so that Wraiths are sort of on their previous level, once-more? I hope they're not thinking what I think they're thinking, but judging by that recent hunter they added, they already thought that, but with something else in mind.
Hudson Sanchez
Yes, there is quite a bit. Some of it noticeable too if you even play the tutorials, such as the giant alligator you can't find in any of the maps and the fact that you have actual swimming animations if you submerge your character. They 'hand picked' the 4 or 5 maps we have now probably since they're the simplest and we probably wont see the other ones, or they'll probably be hidden behind a pay wall to help recoup some of their losses.
I know we are also missing some game modes, Evac for one and one more I think,which I think most likely won't be brought back at all considering the massive changes they're making to the game play, so they'll just imagine it never happened. But then again, it's not like any of the people who PLAYED on those maps will even be coming back to try them out so I doubt anyone will miss it.
Otherwise this game is simply OK in its current state. I lost nothing but the small amount of space on my hard drive and can average about 5 or 6 matches throughout the course of a single day before burning out somewhat similar to my relationship with TF2, it's a decent enough timekiller if you're after filler, and sometimes you can get a decent thrill if you aren't matched with mouthbreathers, just very glad I never actually spent MONEY on this fucking travesty.
Caleb Wilson
What losses? Barring the clear waste on marketing, they've actually made back quite a fortune, from this game, and the DLC within it. That kind of sucks. Its like if Valve just decided to delete TC, because nobody really plays it, over any of the other more popular gamemodes, except this time, you cannot even mod it back in, let alone simply paste into the files, like you could, then. Kek. TOP KEK
Jonathan Jackson
Each ones a space marine
Asher Butler
I don't claim to know much about their budgeting, but I do know that they had to blow a metric fuck ton of cash to set up the huge hype machine and buy all 60 of their fucking awards, and with the fucked up business model that exists now it probably overshadowed actual production costs in the meantime On top of this, while making good Software sales in their opening month, it definitely tapered after that through either word of mouth or the usual hype die-down, to the point that physical copies were estimated to move only 300K on opening month, which is pretty shitty for a big budget title like this archive.is/bOrFQ
So while DLC was meant to be a huge money machine, we certainly don't know how much they actually SOLD outside the desperate few who made the plunge with the season pass(es), but even then they still had to keep the development team running, and while I don't know the costs involved I don't think they had any cutbacks, so the majority of the staff might have still been drawing checks on pumping out content for a game that was steadily fizzing out. My thought process is that 2K sank a LOT of money into this and are still desperate to wring it out, especially considering the failed attempts at drawing from the E-Sports well.
On that topic, had a conversation with a friend about this game and DIGITAL SPORTS, how the fuck would it break down? Would the hunters be a team and various rogue monsters players exist? Would it have been teams of 5 players each with a dedicated monster that would go against other teams hunter division? This asymmetric play style just does not lend well to the cookie cutter business that is MLG.
Jack Mitchell
It amazes me, that in all of this hubris, they didn't at least try to wring out a few dollars with the Wraith, like Firaxis did, but even they didn't blow so much of a load on marketing.
Instead, Turtle Rock outright stomped the shit out, and held values over money, when they were already jewish as fuck. Of course, this didn't lose them much money, but it still boggles the mind as how exactly it would be beneath them, to peddle sex appeal.
In the end, they pandered, but not without representing the Muslim Feminists, too. Awful.
Nathaniel Walker
More like the hunters have been buffed off the planet. Not to mention the mobile arena has fucklong up times when you do get trapped in it Like what the fuck is with this balance?
Jacob James
More like the hunters have been buffed off the planet. Not to mention the mobile arena has fucklong up times when you do get trapped in it Like what the fuck is with this balance?
Xavier Bennett
Idk, stuff like Gorgon can body even a good team with how broken acid spit is if you max it at level 2. One ability takes someone out of the fight, and the other is a dot that roots people in place for the huge area huge damage acid spit.
The movement ability is amazing as fuck so it's great for getting away or closing in on someone.
I've had no trouble mercilessly shitting on hunters as every class, but Gorgon especially.
David Clark
So I'm guessing to max out one ablity from the start? When the beta was going on, I had no problems shitting on people with spreading out abilities, then maxing leap on lvl 2.
Xavier Foster
As funny as it is to laugh at how much of a failure this continues to be, it's disappointing things turned out this way. Evolve could've been the biggest asynchronous multiplayer game since The Hidden Source, instead they spent all the money on ads and awards and chunked the game into bite sized DLC pieces. It's another hilariously unpleasant reminder that we all fucked up in a past life and are not allowed to have good things.
Hudson Ross
Eh, no. You still want 3 abilities for the most part. That way you can either expand or max 2 abilities by level two.
Andrew Rodriguez
god fucking damnit, I just worked up enough credits to get wraith and I successful avoid capture and get to level 2 and they hunters could barely find/catch up to me even with their broken shit and I still lose because I didn't destroy the power relay. Does anyone even ever win that way?
Aaron Hernandez
ESPORTS is not even a very guaranteed thing to pander to. It's a really hard thing to get off the ground and maintain.
Just make a good game, devs. Shit.
Mason Martin
No, what I meant was wraiths are still viable despite having even less health, armor, damage, and longer cooldowns than before
Gavin Anderson
Why do you want the Wraith so badly?
Ayden Kelly
It's the monster that gets a new nerf every ten minutes but still wrecks everyone's shit. It's fun
Cameron Ramirez
>having ___fun and I don't give a shit >get steam friend request
Jonathan Barnes
You made him humble.
Austin Foster
What? There wasn't any content to begin with, what the fuck did they cut?
They did what? Removed monsters from levels?
Logan Martinez
I hope at least the graphics are good, 4 hours to download this shit
Sebastian Davis
user, games don't need any content thesed days. Just look at Overwatch, it has even less content than Evolve and nobody is saying anything because casuals suck Blizzard's dick like it was Valve.
I blame MMOs for this, WoW to be more specific. It proved that people will pay hundreds and hundreds of bucks for a flash-game tier multiplayer experience as long as the marketing manages to align the mainstream in their favor. More recent examples: Pokemon GO, every single early access survival piece of shit that PewDiePie has given thumbs up.
Angel Rogers
Can you explain why Evolve can't hold up even after going f2p while Overwatch prospers despite both being pay to play AND having microtransactions? Apart from art style I don't see much difference between the two.
Gavin Ward
Destroying the relay is just a way to end the game faster at stage 3. I've managed to die as Wraith couple of times when I decided to be merciful to the hunters and didn't invest in the duplicate skill.
Alexander Johnson
Fappable girls (seriously), customer-loyalty, more approachable Dreamworks-like art-style, game design that rewards bad players and doesn't demand proper team work. Original Evolve was surprisingly deep and punishing for a triple-A title. Besides the devs going full-jew and the game's matchmaking being broken PoS, I think the fact that most people don't want to bother learning to play is what really killed Evolve.
Jonathan Walker
Fappable girls are a pretty big thing to miss out on.
The fact they wanted to politically signal, with their manjaw feminists and strong, independent gorillas, while half-assing for sex appeal, and outright telling people who like the Wraith to fuck off is a pretty fucking stupid way to handle business.
At the least the person who actually designed their shit knew better, but the signalling had to come over that, because he didn't own shit.
William Davis
And where is this political signalling you are talking about?
Kayden Butler
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Joseph Davis
Take a look at the female characters, and note their design choices to be small, lithe females with large jaws that smugly kick stupendous amounts of ass. Something mostly popular from the 90's age of liberalism, after Amazons as characters effectively petered out of popularity.
Jacob Morgan
She doesn't have a large jaw though.
Owen Perry
Who? The Kettle-chinned cunt I posted, or the Wraith, who has no jaw to speak of?
Charles Hughes
The wraith kind of has a large jaw, does that count?
Wyatt Bell
They're mandibles, and are very proportionately small, in comparison to her gargantuan skull.
Jace Reed
Yeah, Felicity Jones. She looks like Ellen Page. Doesn't fit the stereotype at all.
Jackson Cox
That's the power of makeup.
Eli Bell
I don't get this whole jaw thing. Never seen a woman with an Injustice tier jaw irl so why do devs keep putting that shit in their games?
Jaxon Reed
Daily Reminder.
Chase White
Makeup can't make your jaw or chin seem bigger lol.
She looks like a fucking hobbit. Why they cast her in rogue one I will never know.
Zachary Lee
Because of "objectification", or something like that.
Yes, it can. Take a look at the portrait of her from on the red carpet, and the film shot of her from the trailer. It's all an illusion.
Logan Bell
I've always thought that Val is probably the best photorealistic rendition of DIO, but Sunny and Caira have pretty feminine faces in my opinion. I guess Maggie doesn't count since hurrnigger, and Lennox is old. Kala has bit of a jaw, but I think it's perfectly reasonable considering her race being somewhere in the hindi-direction.
Kayden Morales
Caira is amazingly hot in the in game portraits.
Ryder Carter
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Grayson Peterson
The last time I played Wraith I destroyed the power relay. I had maxed out movement speed so I got to Level 3, juked them until the dome ran out, and then booked it to the relay and won before they ever caught up to me.
Asher Scott
In case you don't get it, they're betraying reality, for the sake of political signaling.
Robert Morgan
So if I make a girl with brown skin who doesn't have a mongoloid face (they do exist) I'm politically signaling?
FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
ARE
FICTIONAL
THEY DO NOT FOLLOW THE SAME RULES/LAWS THAT THE MAJORITY OF REAL LIFE DOES.
Why does everything have to be fucking political? I just want to play fucking video games.
Angel Morgan
bacause they'll keep making it political, I don't want that shit, or to think about it, but it just keeps coming
Julian Fisher
Nah, they're just mixed. Also this
Ryan Miller
First one is a mixed asian. Second is mixed latin. Third is mixed slav or something.
Where's this nigger of yours?
Michael James
I will remind you, everyday, until you hate it.
Carson Williams
Lies.
Oliver Williams
Remind what?
Chase Davis
Yep. You can still crouch around as the monster.
I have no idea if it leaves tracks though, it might just be used for pouncing now.
Blake Adams
Where isn't this nigger?
Landon Sanders
Crouch still hides your tracks
Asher Stewart
Basically because there is a satellite that tells you the general direction of the monster for a few seconds, faggots equivocate this to "hurr no moar stealth"
Dominic Davis
A mix of caucasian and slavic is still a mix, faggot.
Jack Cook
Mixed with what, I wonder?
The dreads do need explaining, after-all.
Grayson Martin
maybe these spacefaring high tech people discovered "wigs"
Lincoln Cooper
Planet scanner doesn't have a short cooldown though. It's hardly spammable at all.
I find myself getting to stage 2 before anyone ever catches me. They usually have to use the planet scanner 3 times before I even get domed as monster once.
I use crouch, and I use rivers, and people don't know where the fuck I am until planet scanner is up. Then I just sort of stay put, regen my movement skills, and book it out of there when the scanner goes down.
John Davis
It also outlines the monster for the trapper, so they know exactly where it is Stealth, tracks, and birds, are all nearly useless outside of incredibly specific scenarios
Charles Sanchez
You forgot about the old lady in the proto iron man suit and the cyborg viking.
Mason Foster
Old Lady Ironman is best Assault. You just beat the shit out of a monster with your plasma lance.
Camden Foster
The question still needs answering.
John Ward
This thread needs more Wraith porn
Jackson Jenkins
It does.
Carson Hernandez
They removed maps because each one needs to be carefully casualized for the Wider Audience They removed modes and one of the monsters because they turned the game into a braindead arena shooter which kind of royally fucks up the balancing for alternate styles of gameplay
The devs are incredibly desperate to revive their game, there is currently literally no way to give them money unless you find them in real life and hand them cash, the old paid version of the game isn't even sold through official channels anymore
Wyatt Flores
I like cyborg viking more has an armor shredding grenades and a god tier shotgun that fucking wrecks the monster.
Daniel Cox
How long does the outline last for?
Leo Davis
Until then, the theory stands that they're goddamn muds.
Jacob Brown
Probably the same amount of time as the rest of the scan
Henry Stewart
Torvald is pretty dope, but Lennox's rocket jump is really useful for catching up to monsters in the early game.
Jordan Rogers
people would know you were there because anyone can up a bubble and it flashes when you are within that huge radius
Hunter Robinson
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Sebastian Perry
Your second image is a bit small.
Allow me to remedy that issue, by posting the full resolution. I want to burrow my face in there, and breathe deeply her musk.
James Harris
>>>/monster/ and stay there
Colton Peterson
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Brandon Martin
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Austin Nelson
I'm having "fun" playing this game. I prefer trapper and support best, still can't figure out the deal with the perks since they're too expensive, rather get characters.
Jason Gray
Do rocket man, lord and king stack?
Blake Jenkins
So, what I don't get, is why they decided to change the game in the way they did They made it faster paced and more actiony, but the entire fucking point of the game necessitated that slower pace They clearly did this to make the game more "fun" for the ADHD afflicted hordes, but they didn't have to ASSFAGGOTS games are popular as shit, and those are just a symmetrical RTS version of what this game was trying to be, so why the fuck didn't they go that route instead?
Ethan Russell
because it also attracts the fps and cod crowd
Luke Jenkins
no, anything above cosplay tier monstergirl triggers them, bunch of pansy faggots who could never love a truly monstrous waifu
Samuel Jones
Everything casual attracts that crowd, because they're casuals, they'll flock to anything they can have fun with friends in
Samuel Perry
Nigga, you never been to monster or you'd know that hugbox is too deathly afraid of being closet furfaggots to allow anything without a kuwaii uguu face.
Christopher Nelson
Sage for offtopic.
What does the term mouthbreather even refer to? Human anatomy allows us to easily breathe in more air through or mouths rather than our noses, so then why is "mouth breather" an insult? Do people who use that term people who handicap themselves, only using noses to inhale and exhale? Because that seems really ridiculous; what if they have a stuffed nose? Will they choke?
Carson Howard
unhealthy people have difficulty breathing through their noses. usually the fat people. if youve ever had a fat friend you can always audibly hear them wheezing through their mouth for air
Noah Ross
I've always thought it was related to the fact that uneducated people do not breathe trough their noses, but instead do it loudly from their mouth, thus incommoding people in society. Keeping your mouth agape like a moron at all times is pretty unsightly, too.
Christopher Green
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Juan Brown
Caria is cute!
Robert Foster
When I saw Kala I thought she was gonna be a shit character
and she is but you guys want to know the best thing and actually a thing aside from wraith I like about this game the dialogue. Half of Kalas conversations with other hunters are either "Jesus fucking Christ how retarded are you" to "Cool we got a half monster bitch on the team". It gets to a point where the bugman BTFOs her
Shes literally the worse hunter in the game
Nathaniel Thompson
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Gabriel Morales
What is the point, are you scared of trying something new?
Joshua Hernandez
That's like searching for straight porn in /furry/
Connor Lewis
you're an even bigger loser on the internet than you are in real life
Wyatt Smith
because half the characters and monsters especially are no fun to play
Benjamin Rogers
By now people should have others unlocked.
Zachary Reed
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Kevin Butler
I just did match as Wraith.
Andrew Stewart
What? They corrected him for his stupidity, for assuming /monster/ was for actual monstrosities. Where the hell does that come from?
Isaac Morris
Her victory animations are just the cutest, as well. So energetic, and full of joy, upon claiming victory over her would-be slayers.
She really is best girl.
Camden Carter
Played this game for a few hours over a few days, jesus fuck this game is an unbalanced mess.
Every single time a monster player is aggressive, they win, hard. The only times I've seen hunters win against the monster is when the monster player is a lvl 2 who don't know the bare basics yet.
It's also really fun to just run around fruitlessly for 10+ minutes chasing a monster that runs like twice as fast as you and can leap constantly or fly or teleport or whatever, only for them to come back after a while with a ridiculous amount of armor and even better attacks and then proceed to rape you into oblivion.
The concept is neat, but so far the best "Hunters Vs Monster" game I've played is a now-dead half-finished abandoned source engine mod called The Hidden, how fucking sad is that.
Levi Turner
I've been trying to play a daily each day.
I played a few today and won them all as a monster.
My last match was hilarious.
I normally am able to level up to stage 2 before the hunters even find me, but this little nigger medic thought he was hot shit and found me for his team fairly early.
So I played smart, went for an incap, was the dome was coming down, then bolted out of there. Only lost my armor in the fight.
I start leveling up again. But that nigger medic is following me everywhere like white on rice. I'm am sneaking too so the mother fucker was just thirsty for that win. It was always him launching his fire grenades at me from a distance away.
Finally think I'm safe. Start to evolve. That fucking nigger medic turns the corner as is there shooting at me. He domes me. I think OH SHIT.
The dumb ass is alone.
I incap him, then to ass insult to injury I pound his ass into the ground and kill him, then I proceed to shit wreck his team as they come to save him.
After the game. "That medic was really good." "Nice dome bro, lololololololol."
Parker Hall
I have no idea how they didn't see this as a problem before release. There are so many ways they could have fixed this issue without damaging the core gameplay in the slightest. Even something like a nest the monster needs to go to to evolve would work or springs to heal. Something that would give the hunters places they know the monster has to go eventually so they won't need absurd satellite tracking
Nolan Hall
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David Torres
How the fuck do one win as a monster? goliath seems to slow
Cameron Wood
how the fuck do you even lose
jesus christ
Jose Gomez
I get they got a hard nerf but fuck it's still easy. Goliath is all AOE so try to catch more than one person with everything you do. If you're doing it right their medic won't be able to keep up
John Gray
Unless it's a good EMET. Or just any old Lazarus. Surprised more people haven't picked him up, I don't know if I've just been seeing some real good ones or what but a lot of monster players seem unable to handle Lazarus except for a Kraken who was able to get him with the AOEs
Connor Jenkins
Hell, they could have just made the monster slow, and the monster gameplay all about how long you can hide and build your shit up until the hunters find you, after which there is no escape from them, and that would be way better than this
Leo Hall
Lazarus isn't that bad. I've only had to deal with a couple but both times I could track him even when invisible because a support was buffing him. EMET you just need to pick him out and focus on him. It's easy since they're usually shitters who stand around on a cliff somewhere
Robert Lewis
Is there a better hunter than bucket?
I honestly fail to see the downside of this guy.
John Mitchell
Its pretty easy man. Just remember.
Eliminate the medic first, then target the support, then its all over.
Chain your abilities whenever you can. Don't bother with Goliaths rock throw ability its shit and it lock in place giving the hunters free damage. I also start out by giving Leap Slam 2 pts, fire breath 1 and charge 1. And I level up the same way, just ignoring Rock Throw and focusing on leap slam.
Jayden Myers
As far as supports I enjoy Sunny as my go to.
The grenade launcher is satisfying to launch in the face, those fucking drones can save lives and split the monsters attention, and if your fucking team realizes what it means the god damn jet boost can save peoples bacon plenty of times.
Kind of on this topic, but does anyone change their character to support the team that builds or does everyone just pick what they want? I find it doubtful that people have a very large roster of hunters at this point but I pretty much just stick to one or two per class.
Dylan Wood
I bet you think it's a ranged attack too, you fucking idiot
Cameron Peterson
This game feels like a shitty f2p
A paid game should have fuck huge maps with various players as monsters and a shitload of players as hunters
Xavier Gutierrez
I guess if you just threw it at your feet like an AoE it might be better, just not a fan of attacks that put you in an animation where you can't move.
Nolan Jenkins
Is there any good counter against the Wraith? I seemed to get smashed every time i'm up against her.
Jason White
If you're ever using the rock in a situation where the hunters can take advantage of the opening, you're using it wrong Frankly, if you're ever in a situation in a fight where the hunters aren't actively trying to run the fuck away from you, you're playing goalie wrong
Hudson Gonzalez
Submit.
Carter Turner
You're a fucking tank, user. I have won tons of matches by chucking rocks at people as their bitch ass tried to flee, then charge them down with their lowered health and finish them. It's GREAT for nailing teams as they come around the corner too, and making them think twice about pursuit.
David Rivera
Harpoons and Fire.
Aiden Lee
I bet you even play Casualwatch.
Anthony Ramirez
It used to be pretty damn good. Now it's just okay.
Still better than most big name online games, though.
Jose Scott
Griffin is best trapper. All you gotta do is keep landing harpoons and you can fuck up most monster players right off the bat. To make things even easier just set up your sonic devices in a triangle around the center of the map and you can easily track the monster.
Hunter Kelly
user anon pls
Josiah White
Pretty wary of this switch to F2P. The game must have tanked very, very hard, and there's probably a reason other than "it didn't leave up to its hype" because frankly, no game does.
Mason Peterson
user where the fuck have you been It's because it was unbalanced, too slow and boring for casuals, and had fucking awful DLC practices right after launch The month before they went f2p, the peak player count was something like 200
Hunter Nguyen
I understand why the original Evolve was too good for the plebes, but I don't understand how these same people can stick to something like LoL for hundreds of hours.
Matthew Watson
Probably because there's always something to do there even if you aren't fighting another player With evolvo it was mostly just some light detective work for the hunters, which only one or two people were needed to do reliably, but with ASSFAGGOTS you have a bunch of people participating in small scale skinner box bullshit and keeping an eye on supply lines of trash mobs in between big fights
Noah Martinez
They might require action, but they don't require thinking. The issue with mobas is that you don't really have to analyze and predict anything. There's just a handful of things the enemy might do, while in original Evolve the enemy could approach in more various ways.
Brandon Ward
I have yet to come across someone who can actually use this hunter effectively. Unless the monster is shit it's an automatic lose.
Camden Martin
Any chance console version goes F2P then?
Aaron Ward
It really was never that much thought If anything, it just required a bit of communication and experience
Nolan Garcia
Bullying people you don't know isn't half as fun.
Jaxson Martinez
Monster bullies best
Aiden Nguyen
Not anymore it doesn't Hunters are bully made flesh
Grayson Howard
Clearly you've not played the game Requires line of sight to work
Christian Murphy
Every 30 seconds, the entire hunter team knows the general direction the monster is in in relation to themselves, and the trapper can directly see the monster That qualifies as "always" to me Which is clearly such a big barrier when the maps are so open and the monster has to constantly keep running The forums are full of idiots who can't play with a team, and I've seen plenty screaming nerf hunters The only real information you can take from that is that both feel unfair and neither are fun
Alexander Phillips
The more you post, the more it just confirms that you don't play the game and post opinionated shite.
Nicholas Sanders
Prove me wrong, faggot An experienced monster can juke the planet scan most of the time, but unless the monster does that, even the most braindead hunter team can't fuck it up, you can't say that's not an advantage That's how the game was balanced, in favor of the idiot hunters who whined and complained that the monster would always run until stage 3
Jeremiah Edwards
You contradict yourself.
Cooper Carter
user Being able to run away for 20 seconds doesn't mean that the hunters don't literally fucking see the monster for the other 10 And an experienced hunter team wouldn't be fooled by a juke
Nicholas Hall
Keep confirming you don't play the game. Scan lasts for ~3seconds, tracker can only see monster if it's close ~50m. It still runs that entire duration. If you actually played the game you'd know the monster is faster than the hunters, so being able to track it for 3seconds once every 30 isn't a game changer.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
That robutt is a qt
Chase Parker
I'd say the problem is that, unless you go full mobility perks, even if you know the precise location of the monster, he is still faster than you. Even if you hit a tracker dart, monsters can still increase and mantain distance using jumps, webs or flying, and if your team splits up to flank the monster, you still end up with the monster at an advantage until you regroup.
Jaxon Davis
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Ryder Johnson
Oh god not this bullshit You're supposed to pincer the monster, not follow it like an idiot And then when you find the monster, you're not supposed to fight it on your own like an idiot, the dome lasts for five fucking minutes if there's no fighting going on, so there's no excuse
Liam Stewart
I played like 6 hours and im already bored of this shit. The idea had some much potential but the game is made for retards.
Elijah Clark
Just /monster/ plebs responding on touch when someone insults their bland and common fetish.
Jackson Cox
How the fuck are either of the things he posted furfag shit? By that logic Lovecraft's works are furry.
Leo Davis
No one said anything about following the monster. We both pointed out catching it is difficult as it is factually faster. Since players do not "always" know where it is as you claimed. you know, your original argument Current dome mechanics actually favor the monster. Expect the fight to be brought to you.
Adam White
/monster/ - not even once
/xen/ needs more love
Hudson Ross
The monster being faster means nothing if there's nowhere for it to go, and yes, the hunters do always have enough information to go on to lock the monster down
And the monster can technically choose where the dome is placed, but if the monster is running, then it's not always going to be in a good location, and it can't always tell when a dome is imminent
Ian Morris
And you westerner call the japanese as pervs for their manga/anime/hentai.
Caleb Sanchez
And since I got baited to replying to a completely different argument, I should add that the monster being able to effectively place the dome themselves doesn't do shit to force someone to fight you alone, you can't force the hunters to stay in the dome with you unless you're able to kill them immediately
Christian Ross
What?
Dominic Myers
No we don't fuccboi. At least not most people here
Leo Morales
You must be mistaking Holla Forums for some post-exodus halfchan board.
Justin Garcia
Damn I love those hips and ass.
Landon Bell
Silly user. Everyone's a furry since humans are just anthro apes.
Ayden Cooper
Where are you getting this from? It has the whole map to go So why is it most games it's the third or fourth planet scan before a monster sighting? Keep confirming you don't play the game. Monster is told when the dome is ready.
You're the one that's baiting, talking about a game you've evidently not fucking played.
Brayden Price
Some people are just more furry than others. Damn I wish I could grow a proper mustache.
Luke Torres
I think I should have put "we" instead of "you" since I'm westerner too. I'm making a joke about "There are western geek culture what is way more pervert&hard-to-fap than otakus in Japan. Despite of that we blame japan for their pervertness."
You would have to dig up way more hard on Pixiv to find stuff like that made by legit japanese. Because I did not find stuff like that on Pixiv. (Thanks God.) I really do not understand how someone can fap to this.
Nathan Diaz
There's also >>>/xenophile/ as well, but it's dead.
Christopher Mitchell
Not even weeaboos respect weeaboos, user. Don't be a race traitor, and don't take your fetishes so seriously.
Chase Anderson
That's still pretty damn tame, user. As far as Pixiv is concerned, I'm surprised. That material should be easy to find with the right tags.
Lucas Rogers
user, do you not fucking know how being cut off works Source "Ready", not "about to be used"
Tyler Peterson
The answer is simple. You're a fucking casual.
Ryan Williams
Yeah, getting cutoff is real scary. Experience. It pretty much is.
Play the game and stop posting ideal encounter scenarios that don't work.
Hudson Kelly
You sound pretty casual to me, user, why fap to a monster that resembles too much a human or is basically a sameface human with some animal parts? It stops being a monster. Why not just get yourself a 3D girl if you want to keep it tame?
Also Asphyxiate your own self.
Dominic Hill
Oh boy, it's the part of the argument where I just have to literally fucking link back to previous posts If you're just going to ignore me there's no point in continuing My anecdotal evidence beats your anecdotal evidence, and my anecdotal evidence is that the only time that happens is when the trapper is a bot So you admit that the hunters are literally always on top of the monster's ass and there's no escaping it?
Easton Nelson
Shut up ya fucking casual.
Leo Moore
Feel free to. Hell paint a picture for me to adequately display your fucking tactical genius. You are absolutely correct. The bot does not fucking use the ability often enough. No one is buying your shit that the hunters find the monster in the first 60seconds. We're talking about when the hunters are going to use the dome, which the answer is "pretty much the moment the option becomes available" not whatever pish you're spouting.
Nathaniel Wilson
Nigga
The hunters will dome the monster as soon as they can The monster can only see the cooldown The monster isn't warned the second the hunters get in range It is possible for the dome to be off cooldown, without the hunters being in range to use it So the monster doesn't know exactly when the dome is going to be used, unless the hunters are literally on top of the monster's ass You goddamn retard
Daniel Perry
The map is small as fuck, you mongoloid
If the team has two hunters that arent braindead, the mosnter has nowhere to go
Blake Moore
I no longer have a fucking clue what you are posting about.
Nah, they're medium sized maps. The monster is faster, you can only keep up with it for so long.
Joseph Peterson
Holy shit
Isaiah Gomez
Anyone got the wraith-to-human hip ratio picture?
Nathan Stewart
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John Martinez
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Noah Carter
That post doesn't even make sense.
I'm mocking you for thinking that monsters will always run in a nice easy circle to predict where it is going. Stop being a retard.
Josiah Anderson
Have it, and and a picture of the Wraith's stages, as well, for further comparison.
Robert Moore
Nobody here thinks the Japs are perverts
Evan Barnes
And I'm mocking you for thinking it's hard to predict where the monster's going when at the absolute most it has two possible directions it can run in when reaching the edge of the map, stop being a retard
Lucas Cruz
Nigga and what point have I said it's hard to predict where it's going.
I've said it's hard to catch because of movement speed, not because of prediction.
STOP PULLING SHIT OUT OF YOU ASS
Landon Mitchell
I still can't tell whether you're trolling or legitimately autistic
Sebastian Morales
Are you a console gamer? This shit is pea sized for PC standards. Only way the monster can get away is by circling the map, any hunter with 2 brain cells can cut that shit off.
Owen Barnes
And yet the pre-Stage2 PC community was full of whining that they can't capture the monster.
Bentley Brown
I cant think of any big maps that aren't battlefield maps. Monsters do not fear 2 hunters cutting then off, dome mechanics are in favor of the monster.
Brody Diaz
Because the people who play hunter are mostly braindead
You mean like how the hunters can wait until they're all together before fighting the monster? Or how if a dome goes up, then the hunters know for sure that the monster is inside and don't need to go in to check? Because both of those things are a huge advantage for hunters splitting up to cut off a monster
Liam Wright
ArmA, PR, PS, Tribes, BE. I thought of those in a blink, do you really play on PC?
I can imagine the kind of idiot that buys a game on release nowadays
Cooper Lopez
Oh hey, we're back at this point. Guess what, monster continues to run/feed as having 2 hunters nearby isn't an issue
I'm starting to think, that IF and I really stress the IF part, if you're playing evolve, you're coming across bad monsters due to where you live.
No idea what PR and BE are.
Jaxon Fisher
user, the maps are so small that even if you split up, the other hunters should never more than ten seconds away, unless you're fucking fanning out to opposite sides of the map for some reason
Michael Ortiz
A lot can happen in 10 seconds. I'll take reinforcements 10seconds away any day of the week.
Joseph Richardson
wraith's sneaking is so cute
James Bennett
She's almost twice the size of most African elephants, but still tries to slither like a Snake.
In the end, any regular boot on patrol is just gonna find her pathetic attempts at hiding her massive self to be simply adorable, and that is their first mistake.
Dylan Parker
I can't quite make head or tail of that body.
Justin Lee
Wraith's everything is so cute.
Brandon Morales
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Gabriel Garcia
The only people who can get monsters right is the Devs from Monster hunter.
Daniel King
Okay, fam.
Matthew Hall
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Colton Collins
I swear, Gorgon is a free win every time.
Adam Hill
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Christopher Green
See, planet scanner and stuff is not normally a problem since I play an aggro monster, but it's the gayest fucking thing when you need to get away and recharge armor and constantly get nailed at long range.
When you literally can't get away from them, think you have lost em, only to get nailed by orbital drill when you hit evolve is awful.
Wraith trap really is a wraith trap with all those open fucking areas.
Adrian Ramirez
No thanks
Jayden Morales
Such a shit map. What the fuck.
Luis Wilson
What monster should I unlock:
Gorgon, Wraith, or Kraken ?
Mason Scott
Git Gud
Gorgon is fun as shit, nobody likes to fight the Wraith.
Gabriel Bailey
You'll get the Kraken for free eventually
Logan Evans
I HAVE BEEN AVENGED
Cooper Campbell
Well what the fuck do you expect them to do user? Run after you one at a time? When monster hits stage 3 of course pucker factor comes in and it'd be stupid to leave it behind. If you wanted to spar you should have drawn out stage 2 as long as you could
I don't play monster, but I fucking hate Wraith with a passion so I really can't sympathize here
Ryder Hill
How much do you hate her, user?
Christian Walker
Yeah, how much do you hate her?
Kayden Lopez
He said "with a passion", so whatever hate he has for her is one of many emotions.
Would you say you hate her so much that you would want to tie her down and give her anal, user?
Isaiah Ward
Enough to penetrate her mutliple times with me throbbing, hot Harpoon And right when she thinks it's done my little friend comes up and gives her a hot load of her own.
Ethan White
That was cringe-inducing, and very dissapointing.
Please just post Wraith porn, and not that over-designed garbage.
Landon Price
why am I playing this?
Juan Harris
WHY
Michael Thompson
Is Elder Kraken really bad or am people just not used to it yet? I've been consistently killing them before stage 2
Asher Taylor
What the fuck is this garbage.
Adrian King
Because either it's the only way to get a good look at webm related, because nobody bothers to make lewds of her, anymore, or you're legitimately being sucked into the slow vacuum of the game's shitty grind.
Elijah Moore
I wish the game had a good single player mode so you can enjoy the monsters "physique".
But seriously though, this game can use a good single player to add to the story and shit, much to the enjoyment of playing the "hunter gets hunted" kind of thing.
Ryan Watson
What would there be to this single-player mode, besides killing, and eating?
Mating?
Leo Carter
I at least improved, even went on a 5-win streak with goliath
Only ~200 shekels from unlocking wraith
Brayden Jackson
Human physiology allows you to draw air in more easily through your mouth than your nose in terms of space/airflow terms, yes, but there are significant advantages to breathing through your nose instead of your mouth. First, your nasal cavity has much more built-in filtration than your oral cavity (in the form of nose hairs), decreasing the amount of potential environmental toxins that you take in. Second, having a lot of airflow in your oral cavity both dries out the inside of your mouth (which is bad for your teeth) and, in extreme cases, can slightly alter the shape of your palate and the arrangement of your teeth. When my sister went in for braces, her orthodontist ordered her to keep a toothpick between her lips for a month to break her of the habit, because she'd been breathing through her mouth so much that the line of her teeth had elongated.
Camden Martin
You deserve to lose.
Grayson Wood
Elder Kraken is pretty great. He's VERY good at just straight up nuking people and the cooldowns are not too bad for the damage it does.
Kayden Martinez
>There will never be a necromancer monster based on a Wendigo
Dylan Perez
I think this was the F2P FPS that i uninstalled the fastest, even some chinese shit i played more before i got this bored.
Brody Bailey
You scoping that ass, yet?
Lincoln Johnson
No need to say how that went.
Isaac Davis
Gorgon is pretty fucking sweet.
I played three games won 2 lost 1. Lost my first one because I overextened myself. Got to stage 2 before they even discovered me, got 4 kills then I got cocky and stopped paying attention to my health and they got a lucky Dome.
The other two games, I got to stage three twice and just rocked their world. All of her abilities are fucking awesome.
That Kraken is pretty fucking cool though, the way he flies and can just rain death from above is really fucking erotic, I think I am developing a Cthulu fetish
Joshua Hughes
I told you bro, Gorgon is best girl.
Connor Phillips
you don't want that
Logan Rogers
Tentacles > Legs
Parker Watson
>Markov comes alone through portal
Matthew Ortiz
Did you remember to taunt them suggestively?
Ryan Sullivan
Fucking what? I've seen Wraith chosen a handful of times and only lost to her once.
Isaiah Reyes
As wraith all you gotta do is pop decoy, supernova and then kill their medic and then proceed to kill their entire team and you can do that stage 1.
Parker Ortiz
Stage 2 if the enemy team is decent. Even bad team can beat stage 1 Wraith if they just keep shooting at it. Stage 1 can't dish enough damage to wipe out whole team of hunters unless they have absolutely no sense of positioning.
Though, wihtout the decoy Wraith is absolute shit-tier. And as more people unlock the damage-buffs for Hunters we'll see stuff like Behemoth becoming utterly useless.
Jackson Harris
You're a special kind of faggot.
Anthony Cruz
The wraith has both. Her thightacles can do all that, and more.
John Ross
Way to oust yourself as a gaylord, mate.
Gavin Scott
Why nerf lazarus? He's fucking shit. You should be able to outright kill one person before your armour breaks, if lazarus shows his face during any of that, just kill him.
Ethan Jenkins
>You realize you were just cucked by her decoy I didn't realize Anthony Burch was here, nor his twin brother.
Grayson Walker
And you're projecting your cuck fetish onto us, as well. Simply disgusting.
You know the Wraith would squash that pathetic insect, any day, with her scythes tied behind her back.
Austin Bailey
Tigh high tentacle socks are cute.
Noah Wood
The one with shit taste is you, my man. At least my monster can have children, can be a seamstress, and prepares lunch for me every morning before work.
Acid spit+Hanging on walls=Wraith a shit.
Carter Bailey
Indeed, they are.
Anything yours can do, she can do better.
Face it.
Josiah Jenkins
Enjoy trying to take out a medic with as much health as the monster.
Wraith is actually pretty weak against good players with certain team builds.
Julian Wright
You were saying?
Ethan Brooks
Trapper masterrace coming through, the game was designed to be fun for exactly one class.
Ayden Walker
Could play as the Meteor Goliath last week, now after the last update, it's locked behind 6500 keys and the normal one is locked behind having to complete the tutorial, which is fucking pointless.
Luke Russell
This works both ways. The stealth is now pretty limited with the scan happening every 30 seconds or less, but damn does it feel good when you manage trick the tracking hunters and go through them without them noticing.
Chase Allen
I've played repetitive games, but I've never seen one get this boring this quickly.
Nolan Johnson
Man, you must fucking hate the game now I wonder if there's any way to play multiplayer on a pirated legacy version
Matthew Lewis
>implying Wraith's mimic isn't spookier, because she can fucking fly All I'm seeing is a copycat bitch who can't even do anything right, other than barf.
Grayson Bell
Tell me, do you like disabled chicks. Seems like your monsterfu has ADHD and possibly schizophrenic.
Logan Collins
Just kill hank/sunny first since Rvals healing beam isn't as strong as normal val.
Brody Clark
Low-energy monsterfus for low-energy men, like yourself.
Don't complain about mountainclimbers, when you can't mount a hill.
Daniel Evans
What if Gorgon and Wraith are both great?
Liam Murphy
>Thinking cunning spiderfu
Joseph Moore
There's always
Jayden Bennett
>thinking genki alien
William Lee
Just cut off your dick, already.
Chase King
I hate the scan, I hate it so much. Any use at all that Daisy actually had is gone, There's no reason to actually pay attention to my surroundings anymore because
As a monster just crouching down and hinding in dense terrain is useless because you're just going to get found out - which is wha tDaisy actually was helpful for but fuck it, I guess.
Whoever came up with this idea was Grad A retarded.
There isn't a single change I can think of that I enjoy. Even cool shit like the global average for skill use comparison, the after game movement animation and the character by character leaderboards are all gone.
What the fuck was the point of getting rid of everything fun?
Kayden Wood
>Honestly believing she'd kill good breeding material and her way to a peaceful life among humans, living in the upstairs bedroom with webbing for carpet and her bed covered in sticky slut silk for extra tender loving. Orgies are simply a ploy to get unwilling mates for her children and trap degenerate rivals. Thinking a giant spider wouldn't take advantage of such an easy trap is foolish in itself.
Justin Phillips
Appealing to a Wider Audienceā¢ Casuals don't like fun
Sebastian Lopez
Holy fuck Kala destroys Wraiths. Dat armor reducer
Landon Walker
Daisy is useful for those revives.
Can be a pain in the ass when that little nigger dog goes and revives someone, its also pretty useful when you are the hunter.
William Anderson
NO
Aiden Reyes
Aren't they all?
William Adams
It's too late to backpedal out of the fact you willingly offered an orgy, cuck. Own your fucking property.
Only if you count the sequels, which you shouldn't.
Blake Jackson
Fucking Romans.
Blake Ramirez
Lazarus is the gayest shit I have ever seen.
*teleports behind you* *heals to full hp*
pshhhhh nothing personal keed.
Jeremiah Collins
He's fucking annoying because he can nullify strikes, forcing you to concentrate always first on him. But Rogue Val is more annoying. Rinse and repeat.
Luke Murphy
Very simple. If lazarus shows himself at any point simply kick his shit in.
Nathan Flores
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Brayden Howard
Is there a way to kill a stage 3 goliath who didn't lose much hp early on?
Fighting by this point usually occurs around the relay, and his HP pool means that he can outlast all healing/shielding.
Sebastian Evans
Yes, but it's hard. Team has to be on the same page or they will die. Gotta keep monster in range of your assault. Monster is hard to juke, so try to move back toward the people who can CC it (like trapper) and heal you if you're targeted.
Dylan Ortiz
Scan was added to speed up the game
Andrew Walker
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Jordan Garcia
Caira is so unbelievably smug
Leo Sanchez
yeah I'm level seventeen
nigger
Tyler Robinson
it's more likely than you think
Tyler Ross
I was joking you quadruple faggot
I guess all horsefuckers really are autistic
Thomas White
==ES DIS WAY GUISE, CRICKEY== spell Jesus christ, people actually payed for this
Austin Hill
The game people paid for was nothing like this, which is why a lot of them are justifiably angry
Jaxon Rivera
How does it feel to be this stupid, half the time I find the monster on my own while the team is fucking around following the tracker.
Elijah Price
Whenever I see H:S mentioned I get reminded of days when everything felt so much better.
There was so much potential and diversity in those little sourcemods. Now games just get less and less customizable and more walled off.
Henry Moore
Has too many goddamned wyverns for my taste, I understand they're iconic at this point but unique takes on them like the Khezu or Yian Kut-ku are far more welcome than the likes of Monoblos or Gravios where they're the same shit except they've got a horn or they've got a shell.
I even like their designs but from a game standpoint they're padding.
Jose Bennett
the game is just awful. It could've been Predator/Jurassic Park-esque monster hunt, but it just ended up being a shittier Left 4 Dead.
Kayden Wood
FUCKING. THIS.
Noah Morgan
explain, I want people to give a good reason why this game is bad. I am enjoying it so far but havent played much.
Jackson Ross
And I was the assault for fuck's sake, back when I played the beta, only the tracker could put a dome down, people are just blindly following the monster's footprints.
This is simply not a game you can play casually with pubs
Landon Scott
S M U G !
Grayson Thompson
The game is about hunters chasing and fighting monsters, when it used to(and should) be about hunters hunting monsters hunting hunters
Logan Butler
It wasn't always this bad. It used to actually have an element of evading and outsmarting your opponent. Now there are only four maps monsters and hunters are so capable at spotting each other they just run around in circles until someone puts up a dome. I maintain that monsters need fixed locations to do certain vital actions at and hunters need their tracking abilities dialed back. The game lacks structure and predictability. If hunters can't find the monster they should have places they know it'll have to go eventually and be forced to choose between slowly checking them as a team or fanning out and checking many at once with the risk of being singled out by the monster. There are so many lessons this game could have learned from Monster Hunter
Brayden Walker
Fuck off gook.
William Sullivan
I never played the original game, but didn't other modes already have a monster nest that they could have used? Just take that and combine it with like 4 or 5 concentrated feeding grounds where wildlife spawns and you've got yourself a predictable yet unpredictable map
Luke Fisher
These dont give reasons why its a bad game they are more suggestions of where you would have likes the game to be.
Samuel Reed
It's more of a wish for an objectively better system, that people have seen before both in other games and in this same goddamn game You're one of the rare few people I've seen who actually has fun with evolve as it is now, and that includes faggots on the forums who suck the devs dicks constantly, they'll say the game is awesome but then bitch all day and night about how unbalanced the game is and how they should be winning all the time but aren't
Oliver Hernandez
If you are gonna shit talk a game seriously shit talk it dont just say "its shit" without even a slight hint at the problems that make it shit.
Andrew Gomez
It's a bad game because there's no element of an apex predator being hunted by a team of players. There's no need to outsmart the monster, just press 4 to see where it is. Need to trap it? No problem! Any class just needs to hold F and the dome will automagically center itself on the monster. No longer can monsters hide and ambush hunters and hunters can't ambush monsters. Just run around until you trap it or it stages up and kills everyone.
Nathan White
They somehow made it so that both sides are frustratingly weak and ridiculously OP at the same time, in a way that doesn't make them balance out with each other It's also a glorified fast paced arena shooter, and if you wanted to play one of those you could go play one of the many better ones that already exist and are cathartic instead of stressful
Joseph Barnes
So I tried playing this, I don't know how Evolve was before they cut out all the content, but it's been a long time since I've played something this brainless.
Everything you do is set to automatic, it's just ridiculous. I could watch a movie in parallel to playing the game and it wouldn't make any difference, and I'm not even blowing it out of proportion to emphasize my point, this is what I actually ended up doing and won anyway. And all this only shows how truly bad some people are at video games when you see they can't even handle THIS game.
I think it's hilarious how it all ended up. But at least there's Wraith porn.
Jose James
What's the difference?
Ryan Fisher
And you explain how it's too automated? You do make more decisions than in average team deathmatch shooter.
Anthony Barnes
It's the difference between playing multiplayer splinter cell, and counterstrike
Landon Jackson
I know Splinter Cell's multiplayer but never got to play it. It was about limited but lethal guards vs weak but agile agents?
Matthew Reed
Yeah, your standard slow FPS shootguys with some detection and protection doodads, against some splinter cell brand splinter cells
Parker Diaz
Kraken is so fucking good, man. Level all four skills at level one and you can decimate a team without ever having to evolve. It can even play offense and it's so easy to make the enemies go slow by flying over high terrain. You climb that shit and they have to go up there just to see where you even went.
Huge nukes. Probably one of THE strongest stage 3 monsters. Holy fuck, his abilities are so easy to hit and they each take a hunter down by half of their life bar. Aftershock is amazing for dropping down on people with too.
Nathan Nelson
That's true for every monster The game is horrifically unbalanced
Hunter Allen
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Jason Gonzalez
i remember buying the skills for the meteor goliath, but I didn't buy it. Now that it's out of rotation, do i have to rebuy them, after re-buying the monster?