Evolve - Second Stage

With Evolve going "absolutely free", for now, and the Jews at Turtle Rock making up for their now-cuckolded buyers by handing them more funbucks to play with, in the game they bought (dailyreminderyouneverboughtevolve), how long until this glorified Wraith-Render program goes full-on skinner, and starts taking real money again, at the inevitable "Stage 3"?

Will the emasculate buyers of their filth spend on them, once-more? Definitely.

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From what I gather the F2P version is missing tons of content from the base game. I don't see any reason for it to be removed so it's likely just a matter of time before they start selling it piecemeal.
The grind is unbearable as well. Without level up bonuses you get maybe 30 whatevers per match and new characters cost 5500, new monsters pushing 10,000. No doubt they're going to toss in microtransactions to skip the grind.
I wonder how player numbers are going to do now that monsters have been nerfed into oblivion. Excluding wraiths, they're total pushovers, even at stage 3

No doubt they're going to find difficulty with BRs getting scrubbed, and some outright grinding for silvers.
That seems oddly specific. So, they nerfed the other mons so that Wraiths are sort of on their previous level, once-more? I hope they're not thinking what I think they're thinking, but judging by that recent hunter they added, they already thought that, but with something else in mind.

Yes, there is quite a bit. Some of it noticeable too if you even play the tutorials, such as the giant alligator you can't find in any of the maps and the fact that you have actual swimming animations if you submerge your character. They 'hand picked' the 4 or 5 maps we have now probably since they're the simplest and we probably wont see the other ones, or they'll probably be hidden behind a pay wall to help recoup some of their losses.

I know we are also missing some game modes, Evac for one and one more I think,which I think most likely won't be brought back at all considering the massive changes they're making to the game play, so they'll just imagine it never happened. But then again, it's not like any of the people who PLAYED on those maps will even be coming back to try them out so I doubt anyone will miss it.

Otherwise this game is simply OK in its current state. I lost nothing but the small amount of space on my hard drive and can average about 5 or 6 matches throughout the course of a single day before burning out somewhat similar to my relationship with TF2, it's a decent enough timekiller if you're after filler, and sometimes you can get a decent thrill if you aren't matched with mouthbreathers, just very glad I never actually spent MONEY on this fucking travesty.

What losses? Barring the clear waste on marketing, they've actually made back quite a fortune, from this game, and the DLC within it.
That kind of sucks. Its like if Valve just decided to delete TC, because nobody really plays it, over any of the other more popular gamemodes, except this time, you cannot even mod it back in, let alone simply paste into the files, like you could, then.
Kek.
TOP KEK

Each ones a space marine

I don't claim to know much about their budgeting, but I do know that they had to blow a metric fuck ton of cash to set up the huge hype machine and buy all 60 of their fucking awards, and with the fucked up business model that exists now it probably overshadowed actual production costs in the meantime
On top of this, while making good Software sales in their opening month, it definitely tapered after that through either word of mouth or the usual hype die-down, to the point that physical copies were estimated to move only 300K on opening month, which is pretty shitty for a big budget title like this
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So while DLC was meant to be a huge money machine, we certainly don't know how much they actually SOLD outside the desperate few who made the plunge with the season pass(es), but even then they still had to keep the development team running, and while I don't know the costs involved I don't think they had any cutbacks, so the majority of the staff might have still been drawing checks on pumping out content for a game that was steadily fizzing out.
My thought process is that 2K sank a LOT of money into this and are still desperate to wring it out, especially considering the failed attempts at drawing from the E-Sports well.

On that topic, had a conversation with a friend about this game and DIGITAL SPORTS, how the fuck would it break down? Would the hunters be a team and various rogue monsters players exist? Would it have been teams of 5 players each with a dedicated monster that would go against other teams hunter division? This asymmetric play style just does not lend well to the cookie cutter business that is MLG.

It amazes me, that in all of this hubris, they didn't at least try to wring out a few dollars with the Wraith, like Firaxis did, but even they didn't blow so much of a load on marketing.

Instead, Turtle Rock outright stomped the shit out, and held values over money, when they were already jewish as fuck. Of course, this didn't lose them much money, but it still boggles the mind as how exactly it would be beneath them, to peddle sex appeal.

In the end, they pandered, but not without representing the Muslim Feminists, too. Awful.

More like the hunters have been buffed off the planet.
Not to mention the mobile arena has fucklong up times when you do get trapped in it
Like what the fuck is with this balance?

More like the hunters have been buffed off the planet.
Not to mention the mobile arena has fucklong up times when you do get trapped in it
Like what the fuck is with this balance?

Idk, stuff like Gorgon can body even a good team with how broken acid spit is if you max it at level 2. One ability takes someone out of the fight, and the other is a dot that roots people in place for the huge area huge damage acid spit.

The movement ability is amazing as fuck so it's great for getting away or closing in on someone.

I've had no trouble mercilessly shitting on hunters as every class, but Gorgon especially.

So I'm guessing to max out one ablity from the start?
When the beta was going on, I had no problems shitting on people with spreading out abilities, then maxing leap on lvl 2.

As funny as it is to laugh at how much of a failure this continues to be, it's disappointing things turned out this way.
Evolve could've been the biggest asynchronous multiplayer game since The Hidden Source, instead they spent all the money on ads and awards and chunked the game into bite sized DLC pieces.
It's another hilariously unpleasant reminder that we all fucked up in a past life and are not allowed to have good things.

Eh, no. You still want 3 abilities for the most part. That way you can either expand or max 2 abilities by level two.

god fucking damnit, I just worked up enough credits to get wraith and I successful avoid capture and get to level 2 and they hunters could barely find/catch up to me even with their broken shit and I still lose because I didn't destroy the power relay. Does anyone even ever win that way?

ESPORTS is not even a very guaranteed thing to pander to. It's a really hard thing to get off the ground and maintain.

Just make a good game, devs. Shit.

No, what I meant was wraiths are still viable despite having even less health, armor, damage, and longer cooldowns than before

Why do you want the Wraith so badly?

It's the monster that gets a new nerf every ten minutes but still wrecks everyone's shit. It's fun

>having ___fun and I don't give a shit
>get steam friend request

You made him humble.

What?
There wasn't any content to begin with, what the fuck did they cut?


They did what? Removed monsters from levels?

I hope at least the graphics are good, 4 hours to download this shit

user, games don't need any content thesed days. Just look at Overwatch, it has even less content than Evolve and nobody is saying anything because casuals suck Blizzard's dick like it was Valve.

I blame MMOs for this, WoW to be more specific. It proved that people will pay hundreds and hundreds of bucks for a flash-game tier multiplayer experience as long as the marketing manages to align the mainstream in their favor. More recent examples: Pokemon GO, every single early access survival piece of shit that PewDiePie has given thumbs up.

Can you explain why Evolve can't hold up even after going f2p while Overwatch prospers despite both being pay to play AND having microtransactions?
Apart from art style I don't see much difference between the two.

Destroying the relay is just a way to end the game faster at stage 3. I've managed to die as Wraith couple of times when I decided to be merciful to the hunters and didn't invest in the duplicate skill.

Fappable girls (seriously), customer-loyalty, more approachable Dreamworks-like art-style, game design that rewards bad players and doesn't demand proper team work. Original Evolve was surprisingly deep and punishing for a triple-A title. Besides the devs going full-jew and the game's matchmaking being broken PoS, I think the fact that most people don't want to bother learning to play is what really killed Evolve.

Fappable girls are a pretty big thing to miss out on.

The fact they wanted to politically signal, with their manjaw feminists and strong, independent gorillas, while half-assing for sex appeal, and outright telling people who like the Wraith to fuck off is a pretty fucking stupid way to handle business.

At the least the person who actually designed their shit knew better, but the signalling had to come over that, because he didn't own shit.

And where is this political signalling you are talking about?

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Take a look at the female characters, and note their design choices to be small, lithe females with large jaws that smugly kick stupendous amounts of ass. Something mostly popular from the 90's age of liberalism, after Amazons as characters effectively petered out of popularity.

She doesn't have a large jaw though.

Who? The Kettle-chinned cunt I posted, or the Wraith, who has no jaw to speak of?

The wraith kind of has a large jaw, does that count?

They're mandibles, and are very proportionately small, in comparison to her gargantuan skull.

Yeah, Felicity Jones. She looks like Ellen Page. Doesn't fit the stereotype at all.

That's the power of makeup.

I don't get this whole jaw thing. Never seen a woman with an Injustice tier jaw irl so why do devs keep putting that shit in their games?

Daily Reminder.

Makeup can't make your jaw or chin seem bigger lol.

She looks like a fucking hobbit. Why they cast her in rogue one I will never know.

Because of "objectification", or something like that.

Yes, it can. Take a look at the portrait of her from on the red carpet, and the film shot of her from the trailer. It's all an illusion.

I've always thought that Val is probably the best photorealistic rendition of DIO, but Sunny and Caira have pretty feminine faces in my opinion. I guess Maggie doesn't count since hurrnigger, and Lennox is old. Kala has bit of a jaw, but I think it's perfectly reasonable considering her race being somewhere in the hindi-direction.

Caira is amazingly hot in the in game portraits.

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The last time I played Wraith I destroyed the power relay. I had maxed out movement speed so I got to Level 3, juked them until the dome ran out, and then booked it to the relay and won before they ever caught up to me.

In case you don't get it, they're betraying reality, for the sake of political signaling.

So if I make a girl with brown skin who doesn't have a mongoloid face (they do exist) I'm politically signaling?

FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

ARE

FICTIONAL

THEY DO NOT FOLLOW THE SAME RULES/LAWS THAT THE MAJORITY OF REAL LIFE DOES.

Why does everything have to be fucking political? I just want to play fucking video games.

bacause they'll keep making it political, I don't want that shit, or to think about it, but it just keeps coming

Nah, they're just mixed. Also this

First one is a mixed asian. Second is mixed latin. Third is mixed slav or something.

Where's this nigger of yours?

I will remind you, everyday, until you hate it.

Lies.

Remind what?

Yep. You can still crouch around as the monster.

I have no idea if it leaves tracks though, it might just be used for pouncing now.

Where isn't this nigger?

Crouch still hides your tracks

Basically because there is a satellite that tells you the general direction of the monster for a few seconds, faggots equivocate this to "hurr no moar stealth"

A mix of caucasian and slavic is still a mix, faggot.

Mixed with what, I wonder?

The dreads do need explaining, after-all.

maybe these spacefaring high tech people discovered "wigs"

Planet scanner doesn't have a short cooldown though. It's hardly spammable at all.

I find myself getting to stage 2 before anyone ever catches me. They usually have to use the planet scanner 3 times before I even get domed as monster once.

I use crouch, and I use rivers, and people don't know where the fuck I am until planet scanner is up. Then I just sort of stay put, regen my movement skills, and book it out of there when the scanner goes down.

It also outlines the monster for the trapper, so they know exactly where it is
Stealth, tracks, and birds, are all nearly useless outside of incredibly specific scenarios

You forgot about the old lady in the proto iron man suit and the cyborg viking.

Old Lady Ironman is best Assault. You just beat the shit out of a monster with your plasma lance.

The question still needs answering.

This thread needs more Wraith porn

It does.

They removed maps because each one needs to be carefully casualized for the Wider Audience
They removed modes and one of the monsters because they turned the game into a braindead arena shooter which kind of royally fucks up the balancing for alternate styles of gameplay


The devs are incredibly desperate to revive their game, there is currently literally no way to give them money unless you find them in real life and hand them cash, the old paid version of the game isn't even sold through official channels anymore

I like cyborg viking more has an armor shredding grenades and a god tier shotgun that fucking wrecks the monster.

How long does the outline last for?

Until then, the theory stands that they're goddamn muds.

Probably the same amount of time as the rest of the scan

Torvald is pretty dope, but Lennox's rocket jump is really useful for catching up to monsters in the early game.

people would know you were there because anyone can up a bubble and it flashes when you are within that huge radius

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Your second image is a bit small.

Allow me to remedy that issue, by posting the full resolution. I want to burrow my face in there, and breathe deeply her musk.

>>>/monster/
and stay there

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I'm having "fun" playing this game. I prefer trapper and support best, still can't figure out the deal with the perks since they're too expensive, rather get characters.

Do rocket man, lord and king stack?

So, what I don't get, is why they decided to change the game in the way they did
They made it faster paced and more actiony, but the entire fucking point of the game necessitated that slower pace
They clearly did this to make the game more "fun" for the ADHD afflicted hordes, but they didn't have to
ASSFAGGOTS games are popular as shit, and those are just a symmetrical RTS version of what this game was trying to be, so why the fuck didn't they go that route instead?

because it also attracts the fps and cod crowd

no, anything above cosplay tier monstergirl triggers them, bunch of pansy faggots who could never love a truly monstrous waifu

Everything casual attracts that crowd, because they're casuals, they'll flock to anything they can have fun with friends in

Nigga, you never been to monster or you'd know that hugbox is too deathly afraid of being closet furfaggots to allow anything without a kuwaii uguu face.

Sage for offtopic.

What does the term mouthbreather even refer to? Human anatomy allows us to easily breathe in more air through or mouths rather than our noses, so then why is "mouth breather" an insult? Do people who use that term people who handicap themselves, only using noses to inhale and exhale? Because that seems really ridiculous; what if they have a stuffed nose? Will they choke?

unhealthy people have difficulty breathing through their noses. usually the fat people. if youve ever had a fat friend you can always audibly hear them wheezing through their mouth for air

I've always thought it was related to the fact that uneducated people do not breathe trough their noses, but instead do it loudly from their mouth, thus incommoding people in society. Keeping your mouth agape like a moron at all times is pretty unsightly, too.

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Caria is cute!

When I saw Kala I thought she was gonna be a shit character

and she is but you guys want to know the best thing and actually a thing aside from wraith I like about this game the dialogue. Half of Kalas conversations with other hunters are either "Jesus fucking Christ how retarded are you" to "Cool we got a half monster bitch on the team". It gets to a point where the bugman BTFOs her

Shes literally the worse hunter in the game

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What is the point, are you scared of trying something new?

That's like searching for straight porn in /furry/

you're an even bigger loser on the internet than you are in real life

because half the characters and monsters especially are no fun to play

By now people should have others unlocked.

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I just did match as Wraith.

What? They corrected him for his stupidity, for assuming /monster/ was for actual monstrosities. Where the hell does that come from?

Her victory animations are just the cutest, as well. So energetic, and full of joy, upon claiming victory over her would-be slayers.

She really is best girl.

Played this game for a few hours over a few days, jesus fuck this game is an unbalanced mess.

Every single time a monster player is aggressive, they win, hard.
The only times I've seen hunters win against the monster is when the monster player is a lvl 2 who don't know the bare basics yet.

It's also really fun to just run around fruitlessly for 10+ minutes chasing a monster that runs like twice as fast as you and can leap constantly or fly or teleport or whatever, only for them to come back after a while with a ridiculous amount of armor and even better attacks and then proceed to rape you into oblivion.

The concept is neat, but so far the best "Hunters Vs Monster" game I've played is a now-dead half-finished abandoned source engine mod called The Hidden, how fucking sad is that.

I've been trying to play a daily each day.

I played a few today and won them all as a monster.

My last match was hilarious.

I normally am able to level up to stage 2 before the hunters even find me, but this little nigger medic thought he was hot shit and found me for his team fairly early.

So I played smart, went for an incap, was the dome was coming down, then bolted out of there. Only lost my armor in the fight.

I start leveling up again. But that nigger medic is following me everywhere like white on rice. I'm am sneaking too so the mother fucker was just thirsty for that win. It was always him launching his fire grenades at me from a distance away.

Finally think I'm safe.
Start to evolve.
That fucking nigger medic turns the corner as is there shooting at me.
He domes me.
I think OH SHIT.

The dumb ass is alone.

I incap him, then to ass insult to injury I pound his ass into the ground and kill him, then I proceed to shit wreck his team as they come to save him.

After the game.
"That medic was really good."
"Nice dome bro, lololololololol."

I have no idea how they didn't see this as a problem before release. There are so many ways they could have fixed this issue without damaging the core gameplay in the slightest.
Even something like a nest the monster needs to go to to evolve would work or springs to heal. Something that would give the hunters places they know the monster has to go eventually so they won't need absurd satellite tracking

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How the fuck do one win as a monster? goliath seems to slow

how the fuck do you even lose

jesus christ

I get they got a hard nerf but fuck it's still easy.
Goliath is all AOE so try to catch more than one person with everything you do. If you're doing it right their medic won't be able to keep up

Unless it's a good EMET.
Or just any old Lazarus. Surprised more people haven't picked him up, I don't know if I've just been seeing some real good ones or what but a lot of monster players seem unable to handle Lazarus except for a Kraken who was able to get him with the AOEs

Hell, they could have just made the monster slow, and the monster gameplay all about how long you can hide and build your shit up until the hunters find you, after which there is no escape from them, and that would be way better than this

Lazarus isn't that bad. I've only had to deal with a couple but both times I could track him even when invisible because a support was buffing him.
EMET you just need to pick him out and focus on him. It's easy since they're usually shitters who stand around on a cliff somewhere

Is there a better hunter than bucket?


I honestly fail to see the downside of this guy.

Its pretty easy man. Just remember.

Eliminate the medic first, then target the support, then its all over.

Chain your abilities whenever you can. Don't bother with Goliaths rock throw ability its shit and it lock in place giving the hunters free damage.
I also start out by giving Leap Slam 2 pts, fire breath 1 and charge 1. And I level up the same way, just ignoring Rock Throw and focusing on leap slam.

As far as supports I enjoy Sunny as my go to.

The grenade launcher is satisfying to launch in the face, those fucking drones can save lives and split the monsters attention, and if your fucking team realizes what it means the god damn jet boost can save peoples bacon plenty of times.

Kind of on this topic, but does anyone change their character to support the team that builds or does everyone just pick what they want? I find it doubtful that people have a very large roster of hunters at this point but I pretty much just stick to one or two per class.

I bet you think it's a ranged attack too, you fucking idiot

This game feels like a shitty f2p

A paid game should have fuck huge maps with various players as monsters and a shitload of players as hunters

I guess if you just threw it at your feet like an AoE it might be better, just not a fan of attacks that put you in an animation where you can't move.

Is there any good counter against the Wraith? I seemed to get smashed every time i'm up against her.

If you're ever using the rock in a situation where the hunters can take advantage of the opening, you're using it wrong
Frankly, if you're ever in a situation in a fight where the hunters aren't actively trying to run the fuck away from you, you're playing goalie wrong

Submit.

You're a fucking tank, user. I have won tons of matches by chucking rocks at people as their bitch ass tried to flee, then charge them down with their lowered health and finish them. It's GREAT for nailing teams as they come around the corner too, and making them think twice about pursuit.

Harpoons and Fire.

I bet you even play Casualwatch.

It used to be pretty damn good. Now it's just okay.

Still better than most big name online games, though.

Griffin is best trapper. All you gotta do is keep landing harpoons and you can fuck up most monster players right off the bat. To make things even easier just set up your sonic devices in a triangle around the center of the map and you can easily track the monster.

user
anon pls

Pretty wary of this switch to F2P. The game must have tanked very, very hard, and there's probably a reason other than "it didn't leave up to its hype" because frankly, no game does.

user where the fuck have you been
It's because it was unbalanced, too slow and boring for casuals, and had fucking awful DLC practices right after launch
The month before they went f2p, the peak player count was something like 200

I understand why the original Evolve was too good for the plebes, but I don't understand how these same people can stick to something like LoL for hundreds of hours.

Probably because there's always something to do there even if you aren't fighting another player
With evolvo it was mostly just some light detective work for the hunters, which only one or two people were needed to do reliably, but with ASSFAGGOTS you have a bunch of people participating in small scale skinner box bullshit and keeping an eye on supply lines of trash mobs in between big fights

They might require action, but they don't require thinking. The issue with mobas is that you don't really have to analyze and predict anything. There's just a handful of things the enemy might do, while in original Evolve the enemy could approach in more various ways.

I have yet to come across someone who can actually use this hunter effectively. Unless the monster is shit it's an automatic lose.

Any chance console version goes F2P then?

It really was never that much thought
If anything, it just required a bit of communication and experience

Bullying people you don't know isn't half as fun.

Monster bullies best

Not anymore it doesn't
Hunters are bully made flesh

Clearly you've not played the game
Requires line of sight to work

Every 30 seconds, the entire hunter team knows the general direction the monster is in in relation to themselves, and the trapper can directly see the monster
That qualifies as "always" to me
Which is clearly such a big barrier when the maps are so open and the monster has to constantly keep running
The forums are full of idiots who can't play with a team, and I've seen plenty screaming nerf hunters
The only real information you can take from that is that both feel unfair and neither are fun

The more you post, the more it just confirms that you don't play the game and post opinionated shite.

Prove me wrong, faggot
An experienced monster can juke the planet scan most of the time, but unless the monster does that, even the most braindead hunter team can't fuck it up, you can't say that's not an advantage
That's how the game was balanced, in favor of the idiot hunters who whined and complained that the monster would always run until stage 3

You contradict yourself.

user
Being able to run away for 20 seconds doesn't mean that the hunters don't literally fucking see the monster for the other 10
And an experienced hunter team wouldn't be fooled by a juke

Keep confirming you don't play the game.
Scan lasts for ~3seconds, tracker can only see monster if it's close ~50m. It still runs that entire duration.
If you actually played the game you'd know the monster is faster than the hunters, so being able to track it for 3seconds once every 30 isn't a game changer.

That robutt is a qt

I'd say the problem is that, unless you go full mobility perks, even if you know the precise location of the monster, he is still faster than you.
Even if you hit a tracker dart, monsters can still increase and mantain distance using jumps, webs or flying, and if your team splits up to flank the monster, you still end up with the monster at an advantage until you regroup.

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Oh god not this bullshit
You're supposed to pincer the monster, not follow it like an idiot
And then when you find the monster, you're not supposed to fight it on your own like an idiot, the dome lasts for five fucking minutes if there's no fighting going on, so there's no excuse

I played like 6 hours and im already bored of this shit. The idea had some much potential but the game is made for retards.

Just /monster/ plebs responding on touch when someone insults their bland and common fetish.

How the fuck are either of the things he posted furfag shit?
By that logic Lovecraft's works are furry.

No one said anything about following the monster. We both pointed out catching it is difficult as it is factually faster. Since players do not "always" know where it is as you claimed. you know, your original argument
Current dome mechanics actually favor the monster. Expect the fight to be brought to you.

/monster/ - not even once

/xen/ needs more love

The monster being faster means nothing if there's nowhere for it to go, and yes, the hunters do always have enough information to go on to lock the monster down

And the monster can technically choose where the dome is placed, but if the monster is running, then it's not always going to be in a good location, and it can't always tell when a dome is imminent

And you westerner call the japanese as pervs for their manga/anime/hentai.

And since I got baited to replying to a completely different argument, I should add that the monster being able to effectively place the dome themselves doesn't do shit to force someone to fight you alone, you can't force the hunters to stay in the dome with you unless you're able to kill them immediately

What?

No we don't fuccboi. At least not most people here

You must be mistaking Holla Forums for some post-exodus halfchan board.

Damn I love those hips and ass.

Silly user. Everyone's a furry since humans are just anthro apes.

Where are you getting this from? It has the whole map to go
So why is it most games it's the third or fourth planet scan before a monster sighting?
Keep confirming you don't play the game. Monster is told when the dome is ready.

You're the one that's baiting, talking about a game you've evidently not fucking played.

Some people are just more furry than others. Damn I wish I could grow a proper mustache.

I think I should have put "we" instead of "you" since I'm westerner too.
I'm making a joke about "There are western geek culture what is way more pervert&hard-to-fap than otakus in Japan. Despite of that we blame japan for their pervertness."

You would have to dig up way more hard on Pixiv to find stuff like that made by legit japanese. Because I did not find stuff like that on Pixiv. (Thanks God.)
I really do not understand how someone can fap to this.

There's also >>>/xenophile/ as well, but it's dead.

Not even weeaboos respect weeaboos, user. Don't be a race traitor, and don't take your fetishes so seriously.

That's still pretty damn tame, user. As far as Pixiv is concerned, I'm surprised. That material should be easy to find with the right tags.

user, do you not fucking know how being cut off works
Source
"Ready", not "about to be used"

The answer is simple. You're a fucking casual.

Yeah, getting cutoff is real scary.
Experience.
It pretty much is.

Play the game and stop posting ideal encounter scenarios that don't work.

You sound pretty casual to me, user, why fap to a monster that resembles too much a human or is basically a sameface human with some animal parts? It stops being a monster. Why not just get yourself a 3D girl if you want to keep it tame?

Also
Asphyxiate your own self.

Oh boy, it's the part of the argument where I just have to literally fucking link back to previous posts
If you're just going to ignore me there's no point in continuing
My anecdotal evidence beats your anecdotal evidence, and my anecdotal evidence is that the only time that happens is when the trapper is a bot
So you admit that the hunters are literally always on top of the monster's ass and there's no escaping it?

Shut up ya fucking casual.

Feel free to. Hell paint a picture for me to adequately display your fucking tactical genius.
You are absolutely correct. The bot does not fucking use the ability often enough. No one is buying your shit that the hunters find the monster in the first 60seconds.
We're talking about when the hunters are going to use the dome, which the answer is "pretty much the moment the option becomes available" not whatever pish you're spouting.

Nigga

The hunters will dome the monster as soon as they can
The monster can only see the cooldown
The monster isn't warned the second the hunters get in range
It is possible for the dome to be off cooldown, without the hunters being in range to use it
So the monster doesn't know exactly when the dome is going to be used, unless the hunters are literally on top of the monster's ass
You goddamn retard

The map is small as fuck, you mongoloid

If the team has two hunters that arent braindead, the mosnter has nowhere to go

I no longer have a fucking clue what you are posting about.

Nah, they're medium sized maps.
The monster is faster, you can only keep up with it for so long.

Holy shit

Anyone got the wraith-to-human hip ratio picture?

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That post doesn't even make sense.

I'm mocking you for thinking that monsters will always run in a nice easy circle to predict where it is going. Stop being a retard.

Have it, and and a picture of the Wraith's stages, as well, for further comparison.

Nobody here thinks the Japs are perverts

And I'm mocking you for thinking it's hard to predict where the monster's going when at the absolute most it has two possible directions it can run in when reaching the edge of the map, stop being a retard

Nigga and what point have I said it's hard to predict where it's going.

I've said it's hard to catch because of movement speed, not because of prediction.

STOP PULLING SHIT OUT OF YOU ASS

I still can't tell whether you're trolling or legitimately autistic

Are you a console gamer? This shit is pea sized for PC standards. Only way the monster can get away is by circling the map, any hunter with 2 brain cells can cut that shit off.

And yet the pre-Stage2 PC community was full of whining that they can't capture the monster.

I cant think of any big maps that aren't battlefield maps. Monsters do not fear 2 hunters cutting then off, dome mechanics are in favor of the monster.

Because the people who play hunter are mostly braindead


You mean like how the hunters can wait until they're all together before fighting the monster?
Or how if a dome goes up, then the hunters know for sure that the monster is inside and don't need to go in to check?
Because both of those things are a huge advantage for hunters splitting up to cut off a monster

ArmA, PR, PS, Tribes, BE. I thought of those in a blink, do you really play on PC?


I can imagine the kind of idiot that buys a game on release nowadays

Oh hey, we're back at this point.
Guess what, monster continues to run/feed as having 2 hunters nearby isn't an issue

I'm starting to think, that IF and I really stress the IF part, if you're playing evolve, you're coming across bad monsters due to where you live.

No idea what PR and BE are.

user, the maps are so small that even if you split up, the other hunters should never more than ten seconds away, unless you're fucking fanning out to opposite sides of the map for some reason

A lot can happen in 10 seconds. I'll take reinforcements 10seconds away any day of the week.

wraith's sneaking is so cute

She's almost twice the size of most African elephants, but still tries to slither like a Snake.

In the end, any regular boot on patrol is just gonna find her pathetic attempts at hiding her massive self to be simply adorable, and that is their first mistake.

I can't quite make head or tail of that body.

Wraith's everything is so cute.

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The only people who can get monsters right is the Devs from Monster hunter.

Okay, fam.

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I swear, Gorgon is a free win every time.

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See, planet scanner and stuff is not normally a problem since I play an aggro monster, but it's the gayest fucking thing when you need to get away and recharge armor and constantly get nailed at long range.

When you literally can't get away from them, think you have lost em, only to get nailed by orbital drill when you hit evolve is awful.

Wraith trap really is a wraith trap with all those open fucking areas.

No thanks

Such a shit map. What the fuck.

What monster should I unlock:

Gorgon, Wraith, or Kraken ?

Git Gud

Gorgon is fun as shit, nobody likes to fight the Wraith.

You'll get the Kraken for free eventually

I HAVE BEEN AVENGED

Well what the fuck do you expect them to do user? Run after you one at a time? When monster hits stage 3 of course pucker factor comes in and it'd be stupid to leave it behind. If you wanted to spar you should have drawn out stage 2 as long as you could

I don't play monster, but I fucking hate Wraith with a passion so I really can't sympathize here

How much do you hate her, user?

Yeah, how much do you hate her?

He said "with a passion", so whatever hate he has for her is one of many emotions.

Would you say you hate her so much that you would want to tie her down and give her anal, user?

Enough to penetrate her mutliple times with me throbbing, hot Harpoon
And right when she thinks it's done my little friend comes up and gives her a hot load of her own.

That was cringe-inducing, and very dissapointing.

Please just post Wraith porn, and not that over-designed garbage.

why am I playing this?

WHY

Is Elder Kraken really bad or am people just not used to it yet? I've been consistently killing them before stage 2

What the fuck is this garbage.

Because either it's the only way to get a good look at webm related, because nobody bothers to make lewds of her, anymore, or you're legitimately being sucked into the slow vacuum of the game's shitty grind.

I wish the game had a good single player mode so you can enjoy the monsters "physique".

But seriously though, this game can use a good single player to add to the story and shit, much to the enjoyment of playing the "hunter gets hunted" kind of thing.

What would there be to this single-player mode, besides killing, and eating?

Mating?

I at least improved, even went on a 5-win streak with goliath

Only ~200 shekels from unlocking wraith

Human physiology allows you to draw air in more easily through your mouth than your nose in terms of space/airflow terms, yes, but there are significant advantages to breathing through your nose instead of your mouth. First, your nasal cavity has much more built-in filtration than your oral cavity (in the form of nose hairs), decreasing the amount of potential environmental toxins that you take in. Second, having a lot of airflow in your oral cavity both dries out the inside of your mouth (which is bad for your teeth) and, in extreme cases, can slightly alter the shape of your palate and the arrangement of your teeth. When my sister went in for braces, her orthodontist ordered her to keep a toothpick between her lips for a month to break her of the habit, because she'd been breathing through her mouth so much that the line of her teeth had elongated.

You deserve to lose.

Elder Kraken is pretty great. He's VERY good at just straight up nuking people and the cooldowns are not too bad for the damage it does.

>There will never be a necromancer monster based on a Wendigo

I think this was the F2P FPS that i uninstalled the fastest, even some chinese shit i played more before i got this bored.

You scoping that ass, yet?

No need to say how that went.

Gorgon is pretty fucking sweet.

I played three games won 2 lost 1. Lost my first one because I overextened myself. Got to stage 2 before they even discovered me, got 4 kills then I got cocky and stopped paying attention to my health and they got a lucky Dome.

The other two games, I got to stage three twice and just rocked their world.
All of her abilities are fucking awesome.


That Kraken is pretty fucking cool though, the way he flies and can just rain death from above is really fucking erotic, I think I am developing a Cthulu fetish

I told you bro, Gorgon is best girl.

you don't want that

Tentacles > Legs

>Markov comes alone through portal

Did you remember to taunt them suggestively?

Fucking what? I've seen Wraith chosen a handful of times and only lost to her once.

As wraith all you gotta do is pop decoy, supernova and then kill their medic and then proceed to kill their entire team and you can do that stage 1.

Stage 2 if the enemy team is decent. Even bad team can beat stage 1 Wraith if they just keep shooting at it. Stage 1 can't dish enough damage to wipe out whole team of hunters unless they have absolutely no sense of positioning.

Though, wihtout the decoy Wraith is absolute shit-tier. And as more people unlock the damage-buffs for Hunters we'll see stuff like Behemoth becoming utterly useless.

You're a special kind of faggot.

The wraith has both. Her thightacles can do all that, and more.

Way to oust yourself as a gaylord, mate.

Why nerf lazarus? He's fucking shit. You should be able to outright kill one person before your armour breaks, if lazarus shows his face during any of that, just kill him.

>You realize you were just cucked by her decoy
I didn't realize Anthony Burch was here, nor his twin brother.

And you're projecting your cuck fetish onto us, as well. Simply disgusting.

You know the Wraith would squash that pathetic insect, any day, with her scythes tied behind her back.

Tigh high tentacle socks are cute.

The one with shit taste is you, my man. At least my monster can have children, can be a seamstress, and prepares lunch for me every morning before work.

Acid spit+Hanging on walls=Wraith a shit.

Indeed, they are.

Anything yours can do, she can do better.

Face it.

Enjoy trying to take out a medic with as much health as the monster.

Wraith is actually pretty weak against good players with certain team builds.

You were saying?

Trapper masterrace coming through, the game was designed to be fun for exactly one class.

Could play as the Meteor Goliath last week, now after the last update, it's locked behind 6500 keys and the normal one is locked behind having to complete the tutorial, which is fucking pointless.

This works both ways. The stealth is now pretty limited with the scan happening every 30 seconds or less, but damn does it feel good when you manage trick the tracking hunters and go through them without them noticing.

I've played repetitive games, but I've never seen one get this boring this quickly.

Man, you must fucking hate the game now
I wonder if there's any way to play multiplayer on a pirated legacy version

>implying Wraith's mimic isn't spookier, because she can fucking fly
All I'm seeing is a copycat bitch who can't even do anything right, other than barf.

Tell me, do you like disabled chicks. Seems like your monsterfu has ADHD and possibly schizophrenic.

Just kill hank/sunny first since Rvals healing beam isn't as strong as normal val.

Low-energy monsterfus for low-energy men, like yourself.

Don't complain about mountainclimbers, when you can't mount a hill.

What if Gorgon and Wraith are both great?

>Thinking cunning spiderfu

There's always

>thinking genki alien

Just cut off your dick, already.

I hate the scan, I hate it so much. Any use at all that Daisy actually had is gone, There's no reason to actually pay attention to my surroundings anymore because


As a monster just crouching down and hinding in dense terrain is useless because you're just going to get found out - which is wha tDaisy actually was helpful for but fuck it, I guess.

Whoever came up with this idea was Grad A retarded.

There isn't a single change I can think of that I enjoy. Even cool shit like the global average for skill use comparison, the after game movement animation and the character by character leaderboards are all gone.

What the fuck was the point of getting rid of everything fun?

>Honestly believing she'd kill good breeding material and her way to a peaceful life among humans, living in the upstairs bedroom with webbing for carpet and her bed covered in sticky slut silk for extra tender loving.
Orgies are simply a ploy to get unwilling mates for her children and trap degenerate rivals. Thinking a giant spider wouldn't take advantage of such an easy trap is foolish in itself.

Appealing to a Wider Audienceā„¢
Casuals don't like fun

Holy fuck Kala destroys Wraiths. Dat armor reducer

Daisy is useful for those revives.

Can be a pain in the ass when that little nigger dog goes and revives someone, its also pretty useful when you are the hunter.

NO

Aren't they all?

It's too late to backpedal out of the fact you willingly offered an orgy, cuck. Own your fucking property.

Only if you count the sequels, which you shouldn't.

Fucking Romans.

Lazarus is the gayest shit I have ever seen.

*teleports behind you*
*heals to full hp*

pshhhhh nothing personal keed.

He's fucking annoying because he can nullify strikes, forcing you to concentrate always first on him. But Rogue Val is more annoying.
Rinse and repeat.

Very simple. If lazarus shows himself at any point simply kick his shit in.

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Is there a way to kill a stage 3 goliath who didn't lose much hp early on?

Fighting by this point usually occurs around the relay, and his HP pool means that he can outlast all healing/shielding.

Yes, but it's hard. Team has to be on the same page or they will die. Gotta keep monster in range of your assault. Monster is hard to juke, so try to move back toward the people who can CC it (like trapper) and heal you if you're targeted.

Scan was added to speed up the game

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Caira is so unbelievably smug

yeah I'm level seventeen


nigger

it's more likely than you think

I was joking you quadruple faggot

I guess all horsefuckers really are autistic

==ES DIS WAY GUISE, CRICKEY== spell
Jesus christ, people actually payed for this

The game people paid for was nothing like this, which is why a lot of them are justifiably angry

How does it feel to be this stupid, half the time I find the monster on my own while the team is fucking around following the tracker.

Whenever I see H:S mentioned I get reminded of days when everything felt so much better.

There was so much potential and diversity in those little sourcemods. Now games just get less and less customizable and more walled off.

Has too many goddamned wyverns for my taste, I understand they're iconic at this point but unique takes on them like the Khezu or Yian Kut-ku are far more welcome than the likes of Monoblos or Gravios where they're the same shit except they've got a horn or they've got a shell.

I even like their designs but from a game standpoint they're padding.

the game is just awful. It could've been Predator/Jurassic Park-esque monster hunt, but it just ended up being a shittier Left 4 Dead.

FUCKING.
THIS.

explain, I want people to give a good reason why this game is bad. I am enjoying it so far but havent played much.

And I was the assault for fuck's sake, back when I played the beta, only the tracker could put a dome down, people are just blindly following the monster's footprints.

This is simply not a game you can play casually with pubs

S M U G !

The game is about hunters chasing and fighting monsters, when it used to(and should) be about hunters hunting monsters hunting hunters

It wasn't always this bad. It used to actually have an element of evading and outsmarting your opponent. Now there are only four maps monsters and hunters are so capable at spotting each other they just run around in circles until someone puts up a dome.
I maintain that monsters need fixed locations to do certain vital actions at and hunters need their tracking abilities dialed back.
The game lacks structure and predictability. If hunters can't find the monster they should have places they know it'll have to go eventually and be forced to choose between slowly checking them as a team or fanning out and checking many at once with the risk of being singled out by the monster. There are so many lessons this game could have learned from Monster Hunter

Fuck off gook.

I never played the original game, but didn't other modes already have a monster nest that they could have used? Just take that and combine it with like 4 or 5 concentrated feeding grounds where wildlife spawns and you've got yourself a predictable yet unpredictable map

These dont give reasons why its a bad game they are more suggestions of where you would have likes the game to be.

It's more of a wish for an objectively better system, that people have seen before both in other games and in this same goddamn game
You're one of the rare few people I've seen who actually has fun with evolve as it is now, and that includes faggots on the forums who suck the devs dicks constantly, they'll say the game is awesome but then bitch all day and night about how unbalanced the game is and how they should be winning all the time but aren't

If you are gonna shit talk a game seriously shit talk it dont just say "its shit" without even a slight hint at the problems that make it shit.

It's a bad game because there's no element of an apex predator being hunted by a team of players. There's no need to outsmart the monster, just press 4 to see where it is. Need to trap it? No problem! Any class just needs to hold F and the dome will automagically center itself on the monster. No longer can monsters hide and ambush hunters and hunters can't ambush monsters. Just run around until you trap it or it stages up and kills everyone.

They somehow made it so that both sides are frustratingly weak and ridiculously OP at the same time, in a way that doesn't make them balance out with each other
It's also a glorified fast paced arena shooter, and if you wanted to play one of those you could go play one of the many better ones that already exist and are cathartic instead of stressful

So I tried playing this, I don't know how Evolve was before they cut out all the content, but it's been a long time since I've played something this brainless.

Everything you do is set to automatic, it's just ridiculous. I could watch a movie in parallel to playing the game and it wouldn't make any difference, and I'm not even blowing it out of proportion to emphasize my point, this is what I actually ended up doing and won anyway. And all this only shows how truly bad some people are at video games when you see they can't even handle THIS game.

I think it's hilarious how it all ended up. But at least there's Wraith porn.

What's the difference?

And you explain how it's too automated? You do make more decisions than in average team deathmatch shooter.

It's the difference between playing multiplayer splinter cell, and counterstrike

I know Splinter Cell's multiplayer but never got to play it. It was about limited but lethal guards vs weak but agile agents?

Yeah, your standard slow FPS shootguys with some detection and protection doodads, against some splinter cell brand splinter cells

Kraken is so fucking good, man. Level all four skills at level one and you can decimate a team without ever having to evolve. It can even play offense and it's so easy to make the enemies go slow by flying over high terrain. You climb that shit and they have to go up there just to see where you even went.

Huge nukes. Probably one of THE strongest stage 3 monsters. Holy fuck, his abilities are so easy to hit and they each take a hunter down by half of their life bar. Aftershock is amazing for dropping down on people with too.

That's true for every monster
The game is horrifically unbalanced

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i remember buying the skills for the meteor goliath, but I didn't buy it.
Now that it's out of rotation, do i have to rebuy them, after re-buying the monster?