ITT: vidya bullshit

Goddammit. Why can't every game be like CS:GO and reward people for having shit connections?

How about getting disconnected while you're wrecking the other team?

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but user, csgo awards people who have shit connections with instant kills.

I'm getting old. Maybe it's time to quit.

Work out. I was a fat shit halfway through my 20's and noticed I was getting worse at action games, started lifting and punching a sandbag, and now I've got spiderman reflexes. It's pretty great. I never get to use it IRL because I don't fight or anything, but sometimes I knock something off a shelf by accident and catch it before I even register what's happening.

Now you know why there's so many stories of vets coming home and accidentally dropping motherfuckers who come up behind them unexpectedly.

I've actually got a personal story about that if anyone's interested.

Sure, post it.

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Looking back, it scared the piss out of me in the moment, but now we both laugh at it.