Which one to buy?

Ok, Holla Forums, I've got $500 to blow. I'm already going to get a new CPU & Mobo, so with the cash remaining I can purchase one of the two pics related. Which one will be less painful to my rectum? I've already got an Xbox One (PC with a spare HDD to install Win 10 on a dual boot), so getting the PS4 means I can load up on weeb games - but I already have a PSVita, so having plenty of weeb games isn't really a problem itself. On the other hand, the horse cock is probably more fun and less gay to play with.

In either case, I'll probably have to drop another $200 to upgrade both options within a year.

So which one should I buy?

Wait two more years and the PS4 will be cheap enough and there will be enough games for it to be a worthwhile purchase.

The dildo

The PS VR with its double action glowing dildos and some tranny VR walking simulator might be the better experience.

Get the dildo. It will be better for you.

might as well shove all $500 up your ass instead

The dildo, it will hurt less.

Also check my GET.

Yeah, but I'd have to wait for the PS4.5k, because I hear PSVR is barely even functional on a standard PS4. If I wanted to get THAT butt wrecked, I'd just buy the flared version of the horse cock and up my insurance policy.

Besides, if I was going to get VR at all, I'd get it for the PC where the superior VR porn is going to be anyhow.

On the other hand, if I get the dildo - only I get anally obliterated. If I get the PS4, then I've got a whole friends list of people on the Xbox who will get salty as fuck that I decided to get a Sony this gen. So I can spread the butthurt around a bit more.

Cumtube is a must, but what firmness should I get? I've never bought anything from BD before and I'm worried an 8 will be too rough, but a 5 might be like pushing rope and not as satisfying. I'm not buying their jew sample pack.

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My vote is for the horse dildo.

ps4, don't listen to the pc gamers who are used to getting fucked in the ass. of course they would want the dildo

Nah, go with the monster dildo. At least it will be something unique, not a watered down version of something you already have. That is, unless you already own an even larger monster dildo.

I've got a Dick Rambone, which I guess is bigger, but it's got about as much give to it as a baseball bat and it's textured like sandpaper. Probably fucking toxic too. Also, human cock, so it's boring outside of attaching it to random things for the humor of it.

And thanks guys, I think I'll get the horse penis. It does seem to be the overall better choice. Large unflared, Medium Firmness, Cum Tube, and in pic related coloration. Might post pics when it comes in the mail. I only wish I could get it custom made through Amazon, so that I can get that "you have purchased" tweets to go out and have it posted to my aunt's Christian Fellowship twitter group "by accident".

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buy a revolver
play russian roulette
become a winner for once in your shit life

This doesn't even make any sense, you lose if you blow your brains in russian roullete

Buy a cheap second hand PS3 and whatever discounted weebshit you want. Then if/when the next gen comes out pick up the PS4 and do the same thing.

If you've got a pc sitting around and no burning desire to play any multiplayer game on a console this is easily the most efficient way to do it. Hell you've still got the cash spare to pick up an original xbox and fuck around with that which is both a good learning experience and a solid investment (the semi-regular threads here will help with this).

Get the dildo. You can't be a true PC Master Race without one.

Both, so you can stick the PS4 up your ass and play with the horse dildo meanwhile.

Or the other way around, but both are just the same