Floppy Mans Sky!

if i didn't wanna kill myself before i want to now

What now?

At least Broforce is doing well.

Nice try Dogfucker

Cut your beard, but make mustache remain.

Hipsters almost never make proper mustaches, especially like bikers or Hulk Hogan.

Forgot the flag

Real American/10
Staches are pretty itchy though and it feels pretty annoying when you're drinking something especially if that thing can stick like milk or fruit juice

>>>/fit/
Get ripped brah get on some tren and dnp so you don't look like a numale faggot.

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Nigga looks like the grumpy old troll that lives under the bridge.

Same with glasses, man. Big glasses are comfy because they offer a wider angle of view, but at the same time they are very popular amongst hipsters.

I wore big glasses before hipsters and I'll be wearing them long after they move on.

I differentiate myself by not acting like a little bitch and by openly mocking mocking liberals every chance I get.

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Remember when thick framed glasses were made because they needed to hold thick lenses?

Fucking saved

Yes! I didn't even thing of that.

I hope to fuck this kills hype culture.

No Man's Sky is like Starbound and Spore's bastard child, it's obvious why they've shown jack squat of how the game actually works.

If all white people shaved then this photo wouldn't exist.

If you want to have facial hair and not look like a SJW hipster faggot, get a nice thick porno stache like

POST YFW NO MAN'S SKY SAVES VIDYA BY BEING SO DISSAPOINTING

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B U R N I T A L L

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Cannot wait for people saying you can do everything in the game within an hour, and all thats left is the 10 hour trip to the middle.

(Checked)
Just a reminder that almost all black women in the west wear wigs or weaves because they are ashamed of their natural hair. One of the reasons (apart from low IQ) that the majority of black men become criminals is because of their violent and self-hating mothers.

I still have no idea what this game is about, other than flying around in weirdly colored environment. That can't be a good sign.

I have a mustache and goatee, and my mustache never itches. Although, something weird has happened recently. I'm trying to grow a beard over the past eight weeks or so, and suddenly my goatee has started intermittently itching. Makes no sense, but it has to be related to my so far shitty beard growth, right?

I think that's about it.

Don't forget how 70+% of their fathers abandon them, leaving them alone with their crazy mothers and absolutely no hope of learning morals or how to be a man. >Implying their fathers even knew that to begin with.

Yes, praise this miracle.

What the fuck.

someone should post some pics, because like hell will I watch a 20 minute video for something I don't care about.

daily reminder that this is the same studio that brought you vid related. the fact that anyone expected something less than a trainwreck is mindblowing.

In fact, I look pretty similar to that guy in general

In fact you ARE that guy

see
You can't let numales dictate what you can wear and stuff, yeah they have beards and glasses but almost always they look fucking ugly 'cause they don't know what it means to have actual style, they just try to parrot whatever their tumblr whores "draw".
And like others already said, under your beard and your glasses there is a proper man, not a faggot cuck, and that's a big difference.

Beards are fine, just make sure you trim them proper, and if it is a patchy beard, don't fucking grow it. Also have a good short ceaser cut.

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Why do they all look the same?

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The answer is so obvious that nobody will answer your question, bud.

Daily reminder you can buy this on steam, play for 30 minutes, drop a disparaging review and then refund it and steam will not remove your review after it

I thought it wasn't coming out until August.

But facial hair doesn't all grow at a uniform rate. You really can't tell the type of facial hair you're capable of without 3-4 months of untrimmed growth.
Of course trimming the neck area is important.

I mean when it comes out obviously, but I've tested this method plenty of times with other gems already

Wrong, this guy has the right idea. What seems patchy when it's short might not look bad when it's long. You have to let it grow out to a certain length before you can trim it. That's why most people give up on their beards during the awkward phase where it's going to look shitty no mater what.

Fair enough.

tbh that looks a lot more fun that no man's sky

I'm in that awkward beard growth phase now. Kill me.

I have had a full beard since 16, nord netherland blood line.

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If you're not a shill I feel sorry for you.

So the game will require an internet connection to play or to save? I want to know so I can shit more in the game even though I won't play it.

I'm pretty Nordic too, but I've been clean-shaven almost all of my life, I'm just growing it out now to see what it looks like.

And here you are complaining

It's goony beard mad the dev team.

So what? The OP is like Jim 'britbong cuckold' Sterling raging over Dead or Alive Xtreme, it's stupid. It would be a different story if it was a game in a beloved series going in a shitty direction or what have you but that's not the case. Are you guys going to play it day one, posting endless threads of how you're not having any fun and not at all enjoying playing it for hours at a time? What's the point? Seems like a marketing gimmick more than anything else. Next totally-not-shill anons will be urging posters to buy the game so that they can give things offensive names and "ruin" the game for everyone else, but it's okay because you're only buying the game ironically.

They have to have a beard or they get mistaken for a girl.

My point is, you're complaining about anons mocking a shitty marketing-gimmick-game instead of spending their time playing good games. Guess what you're doing? Complaining about anons complaining. If anything you're even more pathetic because you're on the board that has been shitting on this game since day 1 while bitching about the same people who have been shitting on the game since day 1

my stache without my beard don't work

working on it
wanna be a 1920's strongman

one day man, one day

let's follow what said

i'd literally look like Jeremy of the Ron variety

well shit dude, you're right!

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Developers can't answer any of those questions because the whole point of no man's sky is to ride towards a planet, walk on it, ride towards another planet and try to call that a fun experience. Its an empty sandbox that will probably get flooded by various mods, and people will try to make empty game not so empty, yet it will be like covering feces with ice cream.

TL;DR - bethesda-tier game, but without any kind of story, not even a shitty one.

Waiting for my game to download? I just don't like seeing shill threads here.

Isn't it PS4 only?

Depending on how the game was made and file formats used and whatnot, modding might never be a thing, much less to the degree of fixing the game entirely and making it more contentful. I highly doubt they will release any SDK whatsoever, so chances are even smaller.
This will be nothing but a very elaborated "hype-scam". I'm sure they are pretty much done in terms of getting revenue, between the pre-orders and all the money sony pour into this shit.

An explorer, this isn't an RPG or a cinematic movie game.
No.
To find cool shit.
Can't spoil it.
To go to the center of the galaxy.
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First of all it's not randomly generated and secondly I think you're missing the point of this game. There are procedurally generated missions and storylines but there's no conventional linear cinematic story in the game. There is loads of content but it's all generated just like the planets.
They too are procedurally generated.
Yes, you can ally with factions.
Exploration.
No, there are no armies. This isn't that kind of game.
What's the point of video games? To entertain, delight and surprise I think.

No, it will be available for PC too.

It can be played offline with some loss of functionality.

I'm looking forward to No Man's Sky in about two years when it's $5 and I'm chilled af flying around space watching docos on Netflix and out of my mind on edibles

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This is some elaborated bait if I have seen any.

I didn't know this game was so sexist and racist.

This is either advanced bait, or you're desperate enough to defend your game on an anonymous imageboard.
Either way, proof or GTFO.

Color me surprised.

I assumed this game was some indie download only thing.

Did you just assume their ethnicity!??? Did you even… did you… I can't.. I can't even

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I'll probably yarhar it.

I think you mean Gamer Xirl.

It's faggots like this that makes me hate games. I don't fucking want "real life analogue". Blah blah, fucking faggots.

Is this a bait or you are serious?

I never heard anything about guns and ships being procedurally generated.

But what does it mean to have actual style?

Thanks user. I didn't know this and you saved me a purchase. Won't even pirate it. I want nothing to do with regressive liberal faggot agenda shit or any game made by a queer who subscribes to it.

When you see someone and think, "Man, they look good–and it seems so easy for them." That's style.

Gee I can't fucking wait.

Why do you not want to buy a game made by such a talented girl?

White people can't grow good beards.

Feel good being semitic.

It could be great if they were Ork gunz.

>either dutch boy with his finger in the dyke clogs

I am playing good games right now, you fucking moron or do you have the brain capacity to do one thing at a time?

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I would love for these trannies/liberals/fags to come to the town I grew up in, which was 90% black and as poor and ghetto as Detroit. They'd get their ass turned out within 5 minutes of stepping off the bus. They never had a hard life, never knew what it was like to have to fight for real and not just bitching on social media.

Trannies like this fuck never paid their nerd dues either. Bet when they were gamer geeks in highschool they could swap Pokeyman stories with their shitty, casual friends and wank off to it in peace like the shit-sniffers they are.

They should have been a geek in the 80s, when just having a Mario sticker means you're branded a fag and you're getting into fist fights every week.

We're not desperate at all, on the contrary, this game has been a tremendous success and it's not even out yet. Now I have gotten rid of my crazy crunch beard, had some much needed sleep and have had time to see family and friends again. Only thing left is to see what the response to the game will be, we have been working hard at making it as good as we possibly can. Hopefully you guys will like it.

We weren't joking when we said that everything in the game would be procedurally generated. Do keep in mind that procedurally does not mean randomly so you will not see too crazy ships I hope.

You didn't like Borderlands?

I'm going to go enjoy the calm while it lasts now guys, we will inevitably find out about crazy bugs we have missed on release so until then.

Never worry, the way things are going they'll get to pay their dues in full with the influx of savage niggers and mudshits from Africa.

At least I can laugh at their future misery while Rome burns down on me.

Low quality bait. Reverse image search yields many results. 3/10.

Would YOU want to be around some crazy selfloathing bitch who refuses to wash her hair for months and still manages to spend thousands of dollars on her hair anyway?

Kill yourself, kike.

i don't want to be mean spirited and say "this better bomb" but i don't want people to buy it from hype alone thinking its going to be some kind of fucking game changer when really its just the next level of walking sim

It better, I have a tranny to mock into suicide.

Fuck off stoner faggot

Hello reddit

nice try

It feels good

I am a cynic, though, so I live in fear that it will be rewarded with lots of $$$ and things will get even worse

It's like you guys are getting cucked by cucks. That's funny.

Yeah, nah.

Where the fuck do you think you are, m8

I'm excited to play this game, but I simultaneously know beyond a shadow of a doubt that it will be shallow, soulless and ultimately boring.

I just want to explore some space and fuck around to burn time away and escape reality for a while. This game will probably do that adequately for at least 5-10 hours before it becomes too humdrum.

Maybe it'll have a redeeming quality or two and I'll be pleasantly surprised. Funny how low the bar is set, when "a redeeming quality" qualifies as a pleasant surprise.

The general consensus on the first Borderlands on Holla Forums was that it was alright. The gameplay could have been better and quests could have been more than kill x number of y creature. But it wasn't a horrid shitshow like the second one

Nope, it's getting a physical release and the devs think that it's procedural generation is so complex and the game is so diverse that it needs a $60 price tag. Keep in mind shit like Dwarf Fortress and Ultima Ratio Regum are free and had deeper procedural generation in earlier versions than NMS has with a finished product.

Well, at least this guy shaved.

Are you that really pathetic sack of lard from /cuteboys/?

It's devs like these is why I started pirating again.

here's your (you)

So it's true. Literally no cute guys are ever going to be attracted to you, especially when your fucking goal body is already hideous.

you know what?
traps are shit anyway they compensate having a shit personality with a body they'll lose by 30
i'd rather be alone than with some shitty trap

how's it feel knowing your body is gonna look like a holocaust prisoner by the time you're 32?

I'd rather look like a regular guy than some oompa loompa circus clown.

Also, Jaye is like 40 and looks pretty good.

Dude it's ART

pick one

are traps taking hormones now to lure in more men?
sorry you guys have such shit personalities you have to over compensate, also i've no idea who jaye is, shouldn't you be on /cuteboys/ berating people?

There's some clever parallel to be made with Holla Forums here but I'm not clever.

Holla Forums is gayer than /cuteboys/?
or something like that? eh, i'm sorry it took this turn, user

I never said I was a trap, user. I'm hoping for a Snowden look in my 30s.

Sorry you're so butthurt about being undesirable by literally everyone.

Admin there is an SJW faggot who wants his shithole to be a safe little hugbox.

Chan mentality is not limited to any one board, user.

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oh so you got banned because you're a shitty person, that's all you had to say, dude

Don't worry, I've got plenty of IPs to post from.

insults aside why are you on Holla Forums? you seem like the type to go on Holla Forums

Didn't have the title say Cuck Man's Sky. Kinda disappointed OP.

Would have also accepted Nu-Man's Sky.

Because I like video games. I've never even been to Holla Forums.

same floppy man's sky made me think they put no man's sky on floppy discs to be old-skool

got a weird comic vibe

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Respect my pronouns, shitlord!

Reminder that there's a difference between a nigger and a black person.

that line is getting blurred more and more every day

No, the niggers are just learning how to use bigger words and dress better, you can still tell them apart.

How can these fucks be this goddam stupid? That's a valid argument, to bad they can't head their own advice.

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Degenerate.

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I thought that was this old-ass picture for a second

Please. I want video games to die. It's the only way to free them now.

It won't flop unless the budget is unexpectedly massive, the shit-eating normans are all hyped up for it. It'll do well and then discussion will fall off the face of the earth because it's just incomplete indie fad game #47. Tiny bubbles of hope will rise for each disappointment of an update until they put in a few hours of playtime, then interest will crash again and they'll wait for the next spoiled bone they're tossed like the cuckpups they are.

What the fuck is a norman? Is that like a roman?

It's not going to flop in sales pic related, but hopefully it will be an eye opener for people who buy games solely on hype. The people pre-ordering this game were obviously not around when Spore was being hyped up.

DmC was on the top of the Steam list for weeks. it means nothing.

Months before it was released? This isn't even the first time this game was up there.

this dude is pretty fucking great.

Sixty shekels! It's not even released! This image must be a lie. Nobody would buy it. There's no point.

your an even bigger faggot then them, stop being a sperg. just dont be an ugly smug shit.

HOW CAN SO MANY PEOPLE MAKING BEARD LOOK GAY
I DON'T UNDERSTAND

jesus user you're such a fucking faggot,

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i bet that room smells like shame and bullcum

Congrats, you've already bored me to death.

Protip:

If you can't grow connectors, you can't have a beard.

they grow so slowly on the right side of my face i mean cmon you fuckers lets go

Congrats, you have a short attention span.

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What is no man's sky even supposed to be? You fly around in space and land on planets or something? Is it some kind of lame version of space engine?

Excellent work, user. That S in the original's font looks retarded

Another Elite clone for hipsters who've never played a spacesim or flightsim from the 90s.

we'll find out when it's released

Aha oh my god you don't even need to say one word to that woman to know she's a disgusting muff-diving bitch.

Meh, when I first saw the trailer the art style looked interesting, I like the Roger Dean inspired look. But everytime I ask "ok but what can you do in the game" I either get vague non answers, or some 'ugh, it's not -that- type of game you shitlord omg I can't even!'. Which seems to be increasing the closer it gets to release.

And that pic of a room full of Wheaton clones, beta orbiter manginas, Phil Phishes wannabes and Sourpuss Pat is not helping it's case. It's 2016, why is that team so white?! Why don't all those fucking white males practice the enriching diversity they're preaching so hard to others. Nu Male Sky So White. Ugh. UGH. UGH UGH OOK OOK OOGH!

Honest question.
Fuck is wrong with you people?

Dude, everyone here knows that devs facial hair is more important than the game.

Open a history book user. They are going to invade from hipster France and shoot some Saxon in the eye with an arrow then take over everything.

Go away Reddit

There is nothing to say about a game with nothing to do. Besides making fun of the faggots that made it of course.

That's another thing. I saw the gameplay videos myself, and a couple interviews on top.
It obviously isn't some pretentious, passive game. It's an action game with a big world and character progression, and an overall goal.

Like… pretty much every typical game ever.

I dunno if it's gonna be GOOD cause it isn't fucking released, but I do not get all this shit about it being a game with nothing in it.

I thought it's the games that are typically open betas, not the developers.

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Yeah they'll be feeling real beta after the money rolls in.

Oh god, I'm rolling around town in a Hummer while getting a hummer, but damn, I just wish I weren't so beta.

ftfy

Elite: Dangerous technically also has things you can do. From what I've seen NMS has even less to do and less of a point.
It's the devs' fault for talking about nothing but procedural generation also known as bland shit.

I own Elite Dangerous, and NMS looks to have more meaningful content to enjoy. Especially when it comes to planet surface stuff.
But your opinion is cool too.

You beardfags are the most annoying fucking faggots on the internet. You are worse than ponyfags, weaboos, and fedorafags combined. Your beard does not make you look cool, you just look like a fucking tool.

Yes i'm sure they can't wait to splash the cash because we all know game developers are generously remunerated for their work.

Like what? Seriously, what am I missing? All I ever hear from videos or posts is that there's supposedly stuff to do except for landing on planets and taking a stroll but it's never said what that stuff is.
It's always vague "there's stuff to do" or "exploration" but never anything concrete.
What I think is that nobody but the devs knows anything about the game and they don't say anything because there's nothing to talk about.

Unless Sony is taking an ungodly huge cut, this small independent team, with their $60 top–preseller with fuck tons of hype, are going to get paid. And well. Maybe slightly less if it turns out the game is in fact shit and is panned. Slightly.

That's probably because you don't want to hear it. Or at least look for it on your own.

You could prove me wrong though and check out this REDDIT LINK
reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/4didkh/what_do_you_do_in_no_mans_sky_and_other_questions/

Oh, but you probably won't bother. Unga bunga Reddit bad, me tribe better. Me tribe no cuck! Me tribe greatest!

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What there is to think about when the game is practically not even a game, but a walking simulator on randomly generated environments?

What we are supposed to talk about if the only thing we seen so far is how cancerous nu-male dev team is.

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Video game developers are paid by the hour, not by the profit margins you remedial. And if they ask for more you can be sure they'll be replaced by the next sucker straight out of University.

Why do Redditors have the intense, obnoxious urge to type LOOK AT ME I'M FROM REDDIT HAHA LOOK IM SUCH A NEWFAG AND YOU CNA'T STOP ME XDDDD everytime they make a post on Holla Forums? Jesus, can't you just fuck off back to your message deleted shithole? Oh boo hoo, you can't downboat me.

Reminder that classy mustaches are the best thing you can ever have.

Here's the kicker. I'm not "from" Reddit. I've been trawling this imageboard since its inception, and 4chan several years before that among all manner of things.

You're just giving into the tribal bullshit. I know it cause I've seen it a million times. I've been there and done it.

The fact is, that particular reddit link is a good source of info, and you turn your nose up at it and deflect with this horseshit because you've been told that reddit is problematic and it could trigger you.

You are an intellectually lazy, ignorant fuck.

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How did that mouse get an erection? was he jerking it off?

So basically you are a cuckchanner. Did yo know that cuckchan is just as bad as reddit?

Get out of here, or we'l shave your beard right through the screen of your monitor.

Fuck off and kill yourself, you autistic sperglord.

Sounds like a whole lot of nothing to me. Elite: Dangerous with even less of a point to it and worse graphics is what that whole write up leaves me with. It's already boring me to tears just reading that.

unga bunga, me from tribe of eight
Me hate tribe of four and tribe of red
They cucks. Cuck cuck cuck.
Me afraid to say me visit tribes, for tribe of eight not like me then.
Me hate four and red most of all, tribe of eight love me!

We're all from halfchan, unless you're new to imageboards

Honestly reddit isn't as bad as cuckchan or neogaf. Its just a fucking forum with bunch of different boards, sometimes not related to chans or not cancerous at all.

For example i sometimes take recipes from r/Cooking/, just because google suggests me to go there. Its not that bad, but when they talk about politics or videogames - they have the worst tastes and opinions.

Worst territory is their sex related boards. Webm related.

and I fucking hate having a beard because it feels like crap. it's sweaty during summer and during winter moisture from my breath condenses on it when excercising and freezes eventually. hair is growing exceptionally literally everywhere except on the top of my hair which is the only place I would like to have it.

I am russian. I've been here since 2013. What are you going to say against me, fucking cuck?

I don't see anything wrong with cuckchan exodus, if you ask me.

Me come from tribe of red
Tribe of red not so bad, give me good recipe for deer.
Can't say I like tribe of red too much, tribe of eight might say me am cuck.
Me need tribe of eight to still like me. Unga bunga.

But where were you before 2013?

Fucking murricans

On tirech, mentach and other not so popular russian boards of 2009.

Sometimes you have to trade with jews before gassing them all.

Did you miss the part where I said I had to shave and others didn't because their's didn't grow? What part of that says to you that it's ok to have a beard in the army?

also not from burgeristan

Ah, nice. I was on french imageboards myself. Dead and buried now. Time sure flies.

I'd tell you to kill yourself slav nigger

Oh, is it out or something?

I beleive it has "gone gold" a few days ago whatever that means in the digital future we live in. I assume there's a physical copy version as well so the game is supposedly complete now.

You want an opinion? Here's an opinion. It's going to be like every other open world no content game released on Early Access, except it's more hyped than any other. If the planets were predetermined I might be more receptive to it but procedural generation told me everything I need to know about the game. It's going to be a large, empty and boring universe with absolutely nothing of value to do but people will suck its dick for having minor features masquerading as depth(holy shit you can collect plants that you do jack shit with! See the assassins creed games).
If you're not convinced then remember that they heavily restricted naming planets and wildlife because BAWW THOSE FILTHY GAMERS AREN'T TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY MUH DICK JOKES. If that doesn't tell you what sort of devs these people are, what kind of "game" they're making then nothing will besides the disappointment of your dumb ass paying and playing it.

I know that feel, user. My boards just became cancerous tools for social network applications. Because some faggot advertised his "board" in russian facebook.

Your "sometimes" mentality is a slippery slope to pozville.

I can’t help but notice you didn’t mention “Sentinels”, whatever those are – care to expand?

You’ll find these Sentinels across the universe, on some planets they may be scarce, others will have a large force of Sentinels and others will be empty. Responses from the Sentinels for your transgressions will vary planet to planet, so be careful how you tread.

Those sentinels sounds like they need a good dose of robocide.

Back on topic…

Just buy a beard trimmer they cost $20. Shave your neck, trim your beard at 3 or below to have a beard that looks sharp.

t. Bearded oldfag

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Well I can't grow a beard anyway so I don't care that much.
I must have manly as fuck facial proportions because people still say I look manly despite my beardlessness.

Thank you.

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3 what?

3 fiddy

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It's all about time of day and precise angles.

> reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/4didkh/what_do_you_do_in_no_mans_sky_and_other_questions/

He posts 7596 words, without actually answering the question.

I guess he doesn't have much else to do. Like, making a real game, or something.

So does OP seriously hate this game not because it's trying to sell a promise of an interesting world when it's just a bunch of randomly generated planets and some tedious exploration Starbound-style, but because it has a jew and a woman (?) in the dev team?

This is retarded, this is even dumber than hating on the dev team because it has no women and minorities in it. Holla Forums has a shit taste and it cares about game politics more than the game.

no I just honestly don't believe the game is going to be as exciting as the hype. The dev team being filled with nu-males and a dyke is just a plus.

I remember that in an event where they interviewed a dude about it, he said that when a woman asked the lead developer iirc what the game will be about, the LD got so mad that he later told the team that he wanted to beat her up or something familiar.

In the pic? This isn't the first time it's mentioned in the thread, but for real, where?
Is this her as pointed out?
And by dyke I mean a biologically born female who is sexually attracted to other females. Not the nu-speak bullshit of trans M2F who still likes the poontang. This spot the dyke minigame is more intriguing than the gameplay being vaguely promised by the game, but there better be an actual dyke and not some 'it was all a social construct' copout answer.

Do you honestly think that thing takes cock? There's not a male within 5 feet of her.

If she seeks and takes cock she wouldn't be a dyke now would she? I'm asking if there is a biologically born, genetically female humanoid in OP pic, trans woman who claims that >she is a dyke doesn't count.
For example, Bruce Caitlyn Jenner, I don't count as a dyke.
Rosie O'donnel, who is a hambeast but at least counts as a genetic female, and claims she is a dyke. Well on that yeah I can believe her and would count Rosie as a dyke. Someone like Brucie Caitlyn,or some genderfluid tumblrtard-kin who claims shi-he is a dyke but is genetically male, not so much.

Yeah, no shit.

It looks like a biological-female-who-is-looking-masculine-to-let-other-muff-divers-know-she's-a-muff-diver to me, but i've been wrong before.

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And that is the part I'm doubting in the OP pic.

That sounds hilarious if true. But those nu males can barely punch their way out of a wet paper bag. They're more likely to bitch moan and cry on twitter and hope a literally who with borderline disorder will dispatch a whiteknight brigade on their behalf.

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8ch isn't a no bully and no shitpost zone. Also guess which three skyscrapers are the only skyscrapers in history to collapse from fire, and yes there have been many that lasted even longer and with worse construction.

They are fun police.

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Like fuck am I reading the rest of that fucking post.

I don't know and I don't care. If this discussion on Holla Forums's Holla Forums board is frustrating you this much perhaps you should pen a neatly written letter to the dev team of Nu-Cuck's Sky and ask them if that manly looking woman pounds tacos or hotdogs.

Why don't you check these dubs as well.

But, what are you actually doing? He really does not give any concrete examples of game play. It's all vague and implied.

JUST BUY THE GAME

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Maybe god intended mutton chops for me

Like he says, you can do as much or little as you want!

Majority of players will do as very little as they can when they realise that a sandbox is boring when you have nothing to fucking do in it.

end your life

I have this little inverted pseudo nipple under my left one that grows a hair every week or so.

What I'm getting from this is that if we invented a retrovirus that turns black people white and sold it as a beauty product black women would cease to exist within five minutes

As much or as little of what?

you're wrong because it takes longer than 5 minutes for welfare checks to get in the mail.

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Yes you do, sweetness.
Nah, trans-spotting in OP's pic has more gameplay than what I'm seeing of the game trailer.

Of nothing. But you can do nothing on millions of planets that all don't matter to find stuff that doesn't matter.

You know why that is?

Because women don't give a shit about games. They hate videogames, and they hate playing them. Especially games that take skill, reaction time and thinking.

At least she knows the game is crap, as opposed to her oblivious nu-male colleagues.

I don't know what's worse. To work in videogames for "muh identity" or to be a massive cuck who genuinely believes he is making a good game. At least she didn't put up an act. For all we know she might be straight forward about her motivations too, that she does it just for "muh identity".

jesus, kids

the trimmer has a number on it, you click for length. 1 is for a Holla Forums approved haircut.

I do hair and beard both at 1 but your mileage may vary. past 4 you're barely cutting it but at least that will give your beard some shape

Autism rates skyrocketing. Holla Forums is fucking dead, the retards have taken over the special ed class.

NMS is still going to suck though, just like every other videogame where procedural/random generation is heavily featured.

to be fair, this is only 99% true

there are women who think vidya is as important as Holla Forumsirgins do, however they are all without exception crazy

if you're gay enough to date girls, at least find normalfag girls

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No shit. The last thing I want is a girl to have an opinion about or be interested in videogames.

But then again, if a woman isn't a cancerous gaymer gurl SJW, she likely despises videogames and will try to fuck up or prevent your enjoyment of them.

Conclusion: A woman either tolerates videogames because she uses the industry/community for "muh identity", or she despises them, in which case she will let you know and try to fuck everything up.

The best solution is to not mix the two.

Every time I look in the mirror, I feel like I'm looking at an oversized baby's head stapled onto a big grown man's body, and it makes me ponder whether or not I'm genetically-defective or something. Maybe all that paranoid shit about estrogen in the water and food is right, it's the only explanation I've got for this nonsense at this point.

Of whatever you like!

Remember, there's classes but not really and there's things to do but not really.

It's all up to you!

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It's…

post-modernism!

It's so one does not have to be held accountable for wearing the emperors new clothes.

In other words IT'S FUCKING NOTHING, but if you use your imagination you can have some fun regardless.

Perfect!

Guess you got me there, bae.

i still don't know how exactly the fucking game works

It seems like nobody does. Including the people who made the game.

She could use a bit of butthole-bleaching to even out the color.

It's not about anything.

All you'll do is go down to a planet, scan shit, have one random enemy spawn in and "attack" you as you easily escape in your ship.

When you finally make it to the centre of the universe, you'll probably get to meet one alien race that "explains" the story to you in a way that doesn't explain anything.

That, or it'll just roll the credits.

This is Spore 2.0. Except we have the knowledge that it is so we can laugh at the fallout when all the idiots who bought it start complaining that it's shit and the devs start calling them entitled.

Well if the trailer and essays are telling the truth, it will be the following.
Flying sim, but not really. Walking sim, but not really. FPS, but not really. Grand space opera, but not really. Lone explorer in a vast galaxy, but not really. Planetary resource harvesting and trade, but not really. RPG in space, but not really. You are free to do what you want, but not really. Will the game be fun, yes, of course it will be fun. But not really. It will be worth full price though. But not really.

What's the right word to use? Cheek-y bits? Midside spanlength? Jowlhair?

I shave my cheekbone-jaw layer and maintain a set of sideboards, moustaches and a chinstroker but want to try combining that with muttonchops but never bothered to let that shorn centre-side grow out enough to not look shit, because most it doesn't even appear after a few days.

There are many things I would rather not know exists and many actions I would rather be ignorant about. This degeneracy is one of those things.

You berrypicker as fuck.

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Well shit. Holla Forums is right again.

But they pretty much all look like kikes, and there's no grill in the picture at all.

20 years ago, when I was an undergrad, nobody had a single question about the fact that soy caused male mammals to become feminized

(we even saw them bottom for other male rats in the lab, no shit)

it only became a "crazy conspiracy theory" after.. wait for it… soymilk became a hot selling item

There's one.

It's not even milk. But I guess soy juice doesn't sound healthy enough for the vegan fags.

Harry?

What's his point?

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I drink water from the tap all day and I turned out just fine.
Soy anything can suck my cock though.
How about almond water? That shit's pretty tasty.

Oh shit, that was the chick?

I legitimately thought she was a he

Reverse tranny.

A girl who wants to be a guy that wants to be a girl?
This shits getting too deep

I refuse to believe that is a woman.

Wait a minute.
That symbol on the shirt of the grill on the right. Where have I seen that?

It's just warming up.

Haha, fags missing goty 2016-2020

I better start stockpiling popcorn and other snacks.

I had a dream that I bought No Man's Sky and when my friend asked me how it is I desperately tried to justify my purchase but couldn't.

I should've known. Of course it's fucking baby's first video game.

Sounds more like a prophecy coming true than a dream.

Maybe it was a vision

The meme magic granted you a moment of clairvoyance to connect with the sperg hivemind in the future. PRAISE KEK!

Fucking fake faggot go fuck yourself

Google reverse image search and this is the original source of the image

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/117p42/i_quit_my_job_at_ea_where_i_worked_on_burnout/

Reminder that there's more stuff to do in starbound than in this game

No shit.

isn't she a tranny?

How low humanity has fallen…