Romance options you chose in a heartbeat

Which characters you only romanced?

Lovely Chloe is the best Chloe

god everything about that game is terrible yes including your waifu.

You played the undub, right?

I was confused by how awful all the waifus were when it was first announced.

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Leliana, of course.
Morrigan is only good for a smash and grab, and Alistair is for homos.

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This Chloe?

:^)
what Western games have good romances?

Go away Ashly.

10/10. Would hold hands with.

objectively best girl

There aren't many games with romance mechanics that I played.
But there are few.

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Literally fucking perfect.

The second I heard the antagonist was one of the eligible wives, I knew I had to go for her.

Top tier.

Best girls aren't an option, they stick around no matter what.

True.

I want to protect that GASP

Don't leave trash here.

Always and forever

Selene best girl!

I wanna have sex with selene!

Fuck, now I remember that I didn't finish conception 2, even if its bad I oughta get through it all.

Triss rhymes with bliss.

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Sleepy waifu is best waifu.

Tali
>inb4 shit game inb4 space muslim
Fuck all y'all bosh'tets. Hearing her ramble about sci-fi crap in ME1 was super qt

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I've always wondered: What sort of girls is everyone interested in? I've been thinking about getting into this sort of thing for a while, but I only really know what kind of girls I'm interested in.

What are you faggots looking for?

There.

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Bane?

I don't know. Doing it with a big guy sounds extremely painful.

Those are all sort of a given in any decent VN or vidya romance. I mean the characters themselves.

Essentially, wake up as Shiki Tohno, what do you do?

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The tsundere one.

Miranda has always been my favorite ME girl.
I took her with me on nearly every mission in ME2.
Not having her as a squadmate in ME3 broke my heart.

Oh my god she looks so adorable.

Physical appearance:

Personality:

Unfortunately, submissive women are usually mentally uneatable, going from calm to batshit insane out of nowhere and often ugly.
Ideally, I want a nice looking android just to fuck, having to deal with a relationship is time consuming and annoying on the long run.

I want to take a nap with Fegor.

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I don't usually enjoy videogame romance. I picked Lily in KS for what it's worth.


None of them. In the same way videogames are larger than life, western women in videogames somehow manage to be more awful than real ones.

Tali from Mass Effect was good. It was like dating an exotic space-latina woman who would fix your car while you bent her over the hood.

>tfw i got a boner when Akane asked to be more girly

Short as possible, wide hips and ample ass. Boobs are negotiable. Hair colour and length is variable, the occasional dye job would be fun if she wants. Soft skin is a must.

You pick waifus based on physical appearance?

No, but he made a broad question and thought adding information was useful. He also said girl, not waifu, so I assume he was talking about 3dpd.

Cherry is the best flavor.

I was giving idealized attributes. Personalities are much harder, because there are so many possible girls. If you want to use my animu waifu as a template, she is very family oriented, and she is a very good big sister to her little sisters. She knows how to cook, and sew, and enjoys doing so. She is very passionate in her hobbies, and can be headstrong, but she melts like butter whenever romance is involved. She is very traditional, and her own fantasies involve handholding and cumming inside in order to have babies together.

Frankly, tomboys are also good, it is all a matter of how the two of you interact.

Appearance:

Personality:

Anything I missed?

Then I don't want to be right

Also, post yfw some european developers saw the Imoen romance mod for Baldur's Gate and decided to make an entire game revolving around this concept, where the MAJOR MORAL CHOICE OF THE ENTIRE GAME IS WHETHER OR NOT YOU WANT TO FUG YOUR SISTER

I have no regrets

Sister fucking fills the void of never having sex or having a sister.

That does seem to be the case, incest porn seems to be for people who don't have the sibling of whatever the incest porn is about

That and the degenerate fucks who do and still are into it

But what is the game?

I'm sure I will feel like a fucking retard afterwards.

Not even a contest.

Maybe in ME3, until then she is only for healing. Not really too attractive, too big of a slut.

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How did you manage to pick the worst possible option four times in a row?

Get out.

fuck that bitch

This nigger knows what's up.

Posting best romance options from their respective games.


Patrician taste, my niggas

How can you fuck a toaster?

nice taste

(checked)
Twins or Len

Jesus Christ.

Do you throw away the boss treasures user? If not:

i only pick tomboys

but i also don't play lots of games with romance aspects in them

Why must I suffer?

I haven't played any romance games, but if I had the option to have a furry waifu I would.

TONS of visual novels have this as an option, though.

I'm well aware of that, I was specifically talking about games.

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That doesn't look like Amber.

Which games?

I wouldn't instantly pick Amber, it's between her and Forte. But no one comes close to the cross between Ivan, Yue, and Rosetta.

Conception I and II, Neverwinter Nights lets you shack up with two women, and that's about all the games I'm aware about.

If anyone has more suggestions I'm all ears.

Chie is shit tier.

Dragon's Dogma has some decent ones. I like Mercedes in particular.

Tali is pretty good. So is Garrus.
There must be something about those dextro-aminos.

Amber is a qt 3.14

Ew, no. This one's better.

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Explain yourself.

that she is

Wahaa~

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Isn't this untranslated?

I regret nothing.

best ME girl, easily, hands down.
i've 99%+'d ME1 at least 10 times, ME2 the same like 5-6 times
still haven't played ME3

This thread is full of degeneracy.

That brown haired girl is a-fucking-dorable, though.
Bootleg Mirror's Edge girl isn't nearly as pretty.

too much trouble
too much risk
too little ROI
literally pointless

You can woo her?

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So, you are supposed to settle for someone ugly and grumpy? Fuck that.

I wish I had the MS Paint skills to turn that frumpy looking cunt into a shrieking SJW

There's no point in playing Swordcraft Story without Sugar or Swordcraft Story 2 without Dinah. As far as I'm concerned the games don't even have other options.

Saitama deserves better than that.
At least make her an uggo girl that still has a trace of humanity in her.

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So Holla Forums what characteristics/personalities do you like in your waifus?


The loli was the only good girl in that shit game and I usually dislike lolis.

I agree, just know nothing will ever be perfect.

Try to get the best option out there, pick someone that will have you both happy

And DON'T get someone like

There's a difference between wanting a good looking chick with a snazzy personality and you being full on Elliot Rodger.

Got to agree with the medium (to small) breasts. Never been a fan of large or completely flat, though I guess that could change if I ever got to actually play with them.

Height sounds too short. I agree with "shorter than me", but it shouldn't really be so much that I'm looking down at her. Maybe 5'4 to 5'6?

Weight I'd probably want thinner. Hard to say without a visual comparison, but it's hard to be too thin until the look becomes bony.

White is an obvious.

Hair color is minor, but I don't really like blonde much. Hair style the less work it appears to involve the better. So straight, loose hair is best for me, curls or plaits or braids are all bad.

Makeup is the same. A pretty face doesn't need to be said, but the less makeup she can get away with the better.

Personality wise, trust is the most important thing in the world, and with trust comes loyalty anyway. Otherwise she should be at least somewhat introverted, because the more people she wants around the more uncomfortable I will be.

Politically I think I need someone compatible. I'm primarily libertarian, which if nothing else means I am directly opposed to authoritarian's be they right or left.

A relationship built on trust needs to be one of equals. That also requires equal competence as well.

Other than that, we have to have some kind of shared interest. I could never see myself with someone who's primary interests are fashion and TV soaps, for instance. No matter how great of a person she was we'd never have anything to talk about or do together that wasn't forced. My lack of interests pretty much boils that down to either Holla Forums or /tg/ related stuff.

Also no kids ever.


While physically I'm only expressing an ideal here, the personal bits are all non-negotiable. A failure in any one of them would break the relationship completely. Naturally, I know what I'm asking for is impossible, at least for me.

How about now?

There's absolutely nothing wrong with loving a 2D character, it hurts no one, it's completely harmless. Going with the 3D on the other hand will most likely result in cucking, divorce, alimony, child support and bordeline poverty, FUCK THAT. If they want people to chase after real women instead of waifus then they should make real women less shit.

"Yes."

That game has romance?

pedo teacher

Ayako is much better.

Approximately.

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I think I may have been cucked. Is it cucking if you don't put up with it and leave, or is the act of cheating what makes it a cucking?

Do you know she's cheating on you and are you fine with that?
If so, you're being cucked.

Yeah, fuck that, I'm not committing myself to any long term relationship with a 3D pig.

No you got cucked. That's a fact. The decision is whether or not you decided to remain a cuck. If you left, then you decided not to remain a cuck.

Is this bait? 16 isn't even illegal.

Silly user, she doesn't need to ask questions, she has literally all the information about the secret mars gun that can kill the reapers.


No, she's out of here. I have enough pride to know I deserve more than that.

Buddha help me to ascend from this 3D suffering

hnnnggg my dick!

Always Romance the tomboy

Hello Siddhartha. My name is Steppenwolf. Shall we look for Demian?

cute

>>>/reddit/

Oh, Japan.

aww :3

Brown skin but not full-nigger, I'm talking islander tan. Dark skin without shit bone structure is pretty rare outside of 2D though.
Any hair color is fine but the contrast of light hair on previously mentioned dark skin is super hot. This hairstyle in the picture drives me fucking wild. Ponytail, messy bangs, and those two side-things hanging in front of the ears. If not that, then a short tomboy cut.
Build: athletic. I'm sure it'd be nice to fug just about any body type except a full-on landwhale, but the fit ones with low bodyfat show a respect for themselves that in turn makes me respect them.
Personality has to be a confident girl who knows what she's about. I can't stand women who mold their entire self around their man, and act like being single is the end of the world because they don't know how to exist without copying the habits of a male. I guess I'm flawed in that respect because I know many guys who would love nothing more than for a woman to center her life around him, but I want someone interesting who I can learn from and with. My favorites in anime and vidya are always the tomboys, the female mechanic or car enthusiast, the fiery latina pilot, that kind of thing.
Side note: For some reason the hairstyle I described is always accompanied by a badass tomboy personality. IDK if it's coincidence or some kind of meme at this point. Examples include Samus, Revy, Major Kusanagi, Misato, Winry, this bitch in the picture, etc.

The problem with my taste is that I am not an interesting enough person to merit this type of badass woman. While I'm certainly no nu-male, I'm definitely not alpha and I'm pretty goddamn lazy so I rarely get up to anything cool. I'm too logical for my own good and never make decisions that could lead to anything happening where I don't know the outcome. I'm always considering the future financial, health, whatever implications of doing something, and it stops me from having any cool stories to tell.

The tomboy manga starts back up on the 14th too which is nice.
Only pure love for tomboys should be drawn too

I was just pointing out that it's a teacher at her highschool because otherwise she would have referred to him with a first name, not "Mr"

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I respect this get

What artist? And any of his/her work good?

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No lewding allowed

Keep dream girls in your dreams because most of those features you want are incompatible with the operating system or produce glitches in combination

2D

Patrician taste.
I don't even pretend to hope that such a thing is possible in 3D, but at least I have 2D.
Even then, most of my delicious brown is skinny elves; golden muscular girls are somewhat niche.

that makes me feel worried, bt i'll have to accept it

try to sleep on her bed while you are dating her.
best girl

you know, pedo means attracted to underage
it doesn't have to be illegal where you live to be considered and act of pedophilia

What is the definition of underage if not the legal one? In purely physical terms 16 is pretty much mature.
Besides, 16 isn't pedophilia regardless of laws. Pedo is specifically prepubescent. 16 would be ephebophilia if anything, but that's essentially a useless term since it applies to people as old as 19, and there's absolutely nothing abnormal about attraction to that age range.

Agreed.

too bad you have to wait until December to romance her…

I only picked up DQV because of her.

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Good taist

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Well, how much money do you have? Try travelling to Okanawa, maybe do a little jet-skiing or sky-diving. If you go to japan you might find the desired skin tone, and some of those high octane activities might attract thrill seekers.

I could do with some adrenaline myself, and if it found me a qt brown girl, then it's wort hthe price of admission.

This disgusts me.

Yes, and so is with people having waifus, husbandos. Makes me want to turn into a fucking SJW on them.

Worst then Leftists Degenerates.

Top tier, but that is way too fucking close.


Quirky fucking how? She's not dropping memes or bazingas, she's working on starship engines with mild daddy issues. Listen to the voice, the latina mechanics enthusiast is an established character type.

It's basically like you stuffed this into an alien bodysuit.

Let's start with physical characteristics I guess.
>Face: Cute and pretty (as if this needs to be said). I REALLY like big round blue or green eyes so it's just like one of my Japanese animes, not really I mean realistic "big" and "round". Anyway, as for facial expression, some girls have a permanently bitchy and/or stupid look on their face (and usually a personality to match). I can't describe just what it is about these kinds of faces but I know them when I see them and they're a deal breaker. Also GO EASY ON THE FUCKING MAKE UP. Mascara and a natural colored lipstick (bonus points if it's nicely flavored lol) are fine. Occasional eye liner is cool if she can actually make it look nice. Foundation is a huge turn off.

Personality:

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I want to get die

Let the lads have their fun. This is Holla Forums, not reddit.

What CAN you draw?

Uh

Super robots?

O-Obari?

Oh fuck I missed the joke

Still better than literal ajje laamaw "muh immune" space gypsy

I've come to appreciate ladies, women with an air of class and femininity around them. They're not gaudy bimbos, they're not literal children, and they aren't just guys but with a vagoo instead of a penis.

They are women, through and through.

The only game I bothered to romance a character in was Forte in Rune Factory 4 after I pirated it.

I'd also like to note that I quit playing Rune Factory 3 after I was forced to go out and romance someone to complete the game. Luckily I also pirated that so I didn't waste my money, just my time.

Do I just not have taste or something? I don't really have a waifu either.

Goddammit
At least she has one in Rance 9, gotta learn the runes

Patrician taste, friend.

tastes like bacon/10

gotcha, satan

Tomboys mostly, well written strong women who aren't forced
yes I know Jack is horribly written

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Is the game/translation worth a play?

The trick there, is to use your skills of perception and not date women who are obviously fucking dogshit.

I want to explode inside Megumin.

Short, pretty, white, and nice girl to play vidya with. I'm not too picky on most things though I definitely favor shy girls and blue eyes. gray in 2D

She's an alien mudslime, she's the the nerdy shy girl aka the most overrated archetype.

eh it still suffers from the same massive balance issues that all VC games do.
It's better then 2 story wise, but they add in SUPER MOVES which is incredibly stupid. One person gets a rocket launcher that can clear entire maps, person becomes a valkyria, and your MC… can absorb 2 other units to become a 3 man unit for a single turn.

Are you just going by the head thingy? She's an alien in an environment suit, how else is she going to "dress"? Her voice certainly sounds latin, and I ain't never seen an arab with so much sass. Look at that stance.

She starts out kinda shaky, but later on she don't take no shit from noone. Except you, her husbando.

No, she's voiced by a muslim.

Huh. I need to get out more.

Which Muslims? It's hard to tell since nearly every country has a native Muslim now.

I feel the same way. Not that it matters since I'm borderline mgtow. I never understood why it's okay for a woman to be a virgin with rage.

I noticed if I play something with dating sim aspects gravitate towards "genki" characters. it's probably because I'm a pessimistic loner who would rather keep to himself and I like the idea of the partner who's emotionally supportive.
god damn that makes me sound pathetic

I thought she was supposed to be a Romani

Someone who has their priorities straight. That’s the simplest answer I can give. Like the male, she must be willing to sacrifice for the good of her people, The woman has the unique role of ensuring her people’s survival though childbearing. That’s why a mother is more successful than a lawyer or what have you. That should be her first priority after entering adulthood. In the meantime, she must work to be fit, educated, graceful, and so on.
In my opinion, she should be strong, conservative, and honest; her word should be a vow. She should put family and values above everything else, and, if you lose your way down the road, she should be able to guide you back. Passion should be the power that keeps her going. She should be proud, but not vain–proud of her race, proud of her country, proud of her family, proud of her heritage, and, most importantly, proud of herself.
The ideal woman should act as a bridge between her immediate family and the rest of her local community. She should busy herself with charitable endeavors that serve to foster strong and close knit bonds between neighbors. A woman should be as strong of body as she is of mind and spirit. She should not be so dainty and delicate as to be averse to sweat and hard work. She should not succumb to greed, gluttony or sloth and take care to keep herself in pristine health, demanding the same of her family and husband.
She should act as a pillar, so when her man grows weary he may lean upon her until he regains his strength. Her support should be unfaltering her will to persevere no matter the hardship unbreakable.
She should temper the emotional and irrational side that goes hand in hand with her sex, instead striving to embody the virtues of fidelity, wisdom and patience. She should not command her man or rebel against him, but offer honest and informed counsel.
She should view her people for what they are–her kin–and defend them fiercely, as a mother would her child. She should have a fire in her soul that inspires men to take up arms in defense of her children, for who is she but the mother of her people?

You can romance her in the 3DS version.
Too bad the game is censored

Have fun with blue haired children

but your european ancestors wanted you to raise miserable children

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I'm from nobility, they raised their kids in nurseries until they were tolerable

Romance you say?

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Matchmaking these two grody dorks together was worth it.

Inversly: fuck Lufia 2's forced romance bullshit. I've never seen a game fall apart harder than that.

Wasn't Lufia 2 before romancing become a popular feature in RPGs? Doesn't that make the thing you're describing as "forced romance" actually just normal developing character interaction?

butthurt Tia fag detected

But seriously, Lufia 2 ends as Lufia 1 starts, so Maxim and Selene were destined since the previous game. And while i don't like to throw around headcanon, I always had the idea that Tia and Deker hooked up afterwards.

Nah mate.

Is this what we're going to call it now when a game tells a story with romance that doesn't involve Bioware-tier waifu baiting?

They spend the whole beginning of the game getting me invested in those two, Then they outright throw Tia out of the group, and not only force selene and him together, but stop the story dead for a 10 minute cutscene of their married life.
What's the point of investing time in an RPG when their just gonna throw half your characters out of the party out of nowhere.

You can take your unfuckable ass right to waifu Wednesdays to be with the rest of your kind.

Wait, no, sorry, I'm being rude. Cordelia is wholeheartedly devoted to whoever she is paired with, avatar or otherwise. The fact that you can't handle a fictional character expressing fictional interest toward another fictional character before you got fictional married speaks volumes towards your fictional romantic experience.

It was seriously made clear from their first scene together that Tia's hots for Maxim were one-sided and poorly founded. They didn't understand each other at all. And once she realized that (and that Maxim and Selene were going to bang like crazy) she didn't want to be a third wheel. Seems pretty reasonable to me.

You posted an image of a way better example of your argument though, IMO. "Oh gee, we need room for more characters, turns out Sue is just too weak and can't handle being an adventurer!" Bull crap.

what the fuck is wrong with her leg

Emotional development and tragedy? I dunno. Maybe japan likes making hints at romance just to throw it all away.

Shit, Tia AND Sue? You're alright.

I thought you were going to say that you were interested in robots. I was going to call you my nigga, Satan.

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I used 3 damn magic eggs on Sue.
You know, cause they made her look so much like a magic user!

Maxim was practically a silent protagonist. And every line of dialogue about Tia not being able to hold her own with the other party members might have held some ground if the gameplay had reinforced that in any way at all.
The game accidently tells the story of a humble item shop girl being the most useful ally in your hero's quest, but then out of nowhere the story yanks the leash in a different direction.

Yea, nah.

Oh, I dunno, didn't he sometimes talk about how he always knew how to fight, and often blew off Tia's unsubtle hints? why do I have Alzheimer's for everything but video game dialogue damn it

I do think this is a fair criticism, yeah. But I think it was more realizing that she'd had this big crush on Maxim the whole time, and he basically never even noticed, that really drove her off.

I hit it faster than you can say dame dame

Well, I never played FE: Persona so I wouldn't know.

I just read their bios

You don't even have to play the game to get why those choices are far better, just watch or even read the support convos.

You forgot the dragons.

A loli that isn't a loli because she is over 1000 years old and a Christmas cake that isn't a Christmas cake because she is a fucking dragon.

How can you not?


nigga

That's just asking for heartbreak, bro.

I don't recall Tia being extraordinarily useful, even as a Deep Dungeon bonus pick. You'd have a stronger case if you were talking about Dekar, gameplay wise. Tia wasn't utterly useless, but Selan & Artea ran circles around what Tia can potentially do at later levels.

supreme taste

How can anyone mistake her for a boy with a body like that?

i could tell that she was a girl when i first saw her so the "reveal" was lame and her voice is so feminine so how could you not know

HEY CUS

she tapes her tits or whatever in the actual game and they're not nearly as massive. though I don't know of anyone who was actually surprised by the supposed reveal in the first place.

Someone who loves me

Oh I know she taped her tits but those curves can't lie.

manly fingers at least

I just looked at my hand and my index finger is quite a bit longer than my ring finger. I'm a guy. Does this mean I'm gay?

Not necessarily. My index is also longer and I'm not gay.
I am bisexual though, so it may still mean you have a hidden lust for dick.

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Kjelle is great

Which one?

Squirrel
Grey hair sleepy eyes
Kirito

Thats not Kirito

blond
grey hair
why are all these sluts in my bed

What's up with the chicks' legs in the second picture? Did they all get caught in a really low fire accident or something so they got burns that only reach to their pelvis?

then who the hell is it, didn't he become a girl in that one game?

No. Even though there's some scientific merit to the 2D:4D digit ratio as a sign of homosexuality it's not as simple as just looking at it because there's major geographic and ethnic variation.

Basically it means jack shit and if you're looking at your fingers for answers if you're gay or not then you probably are at least a little bit gay because who the fuck doesn't know whether they like dick or not and try to decipher it from their fingers.

It's Sinon you fucking dolt.

I didn't get that far, I barely pushed through the shitty fairy part

>skin color can be anything from a light tan to ebony I can deal with something a little more exotic

middle
either angry person or blind loli
row 2 column 1

Really really bad shading

I couldn't help myself, she was among the first crushes I ever had and it's rekindled whenever I replay the game.
it still hurts

You forgot to add Tharja AKA The best girl in Awakening.


Squirrel
MILF
Blonde

Have you considered lurking the WNBA?

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This guy has the right idea.

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