Official salty tryhard thread

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*pets the scoots* ;w;

I tried to disassemble this since i have nothing to lose in this phone, without watching the instruction video first, that One S is now completely disassembled, but i managed to broke the ribbon connectors
ahahaha

Oh
Nice aim ^^
I can barely play that with my low FPS

There's nothing I hate more than a fast moving target, considering he keeps jumping around and using the spin2win tactics.

i'm not sure whether this was the best decision

would you rather have to manually control your downs just to experience ups or do away with the whole system entirely?

D-don't pet me! Baka!

-slappus hand away-

Who d-do you think you are... b-baka!

-hands scanner a can of Skol-

Plastic spudges found in those mobile toolsets do wonders for opening up phones safely

They're cheap too

Did you try to dissemble it with a hammer?

I would rather not have to deal with my crazy mood swings.
But I dont want my "self" to be drowned and made a shackled prisoner.

Manual because it's a rare chance there is something chemically wrong with your brain

opening it was no problem, the problem was i didnt know the ribbon connectors have some kind of locking mechanism

that photo was before i was trying to open it, i wouldnt try to break apart a mint condition, working phone.

First time?

geezlouise

I'm not your senpai.

Call me senpai.

mhm, was my first time working with one of those smartphones, it was already broken anyway.

Please scoots, not the skol, I've been good today and haven't been drunk for a week...

... must... refrain... from quaffing skol super!

I like that sort of feeling of shit and happiness.
Like that comfy feeling you get with the flu.
In fact, I have that feeling right now.

I'd do away with the whole system, but that's not the healthiest decision and plus some dude is signing me up to Cognitive Behavioural Therapy for my anxiety and auts-like retardadtion, so I guess I HAVE to manually control my downs.

Since I didn't buy alcohol tonight and last, should I get myself a takeaway or make the effort to cook this time?

senpai teach me your ways

Wow. Rude as fuck.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Skol is fucking rank man.

I practiced on a dead phone too

You have to be firm but precise

I love these new colours.

But does it make me look hipster?

holy fuck this
i just wonder if the whole 'depression' thing is a part of myself

depression, or anything chemically wrong with one's brain without an mri scan, is sort of relative and gay and shit

personally whenever my thoughts turn to muh death and muh suicide it's usually something along the lines of 'i'm going to inherently ruin everything for myself', and people have told me i'm depressed before after dealing with my sadder parts

i think a chemical imbalance can be worked around mentally as well however

prozac is emotional novacain for me, don't know if i want to go back to it sometimes

very much so. super gay

call me senpai instead 😎

I hate it. But its apart of me. Trying to chemically alter that is criminal. Tantamount to murdering the self.

Kawaiiii

what annoys me was, if i ever bothered to watch the video first, i'd knew disconnecting ribbon cable is easy, satisfying even, with that snap lock

literally clown shoes

TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY THEN

I know, right?
It tastes like a mix between cold gravy and bad life choices.

Yeesh, searched it up and it looks like it has a crazy list of side effects.

Yeah, if you ever don't know, think of it this way.

it feels wrong to agree with loco but it happened

It depends. Sometimes there is a legit receptor or hormone problem. But you're right about the rest.

Why didn't you then

looks like I succeeded

I call them period blood special
6 euros

I GOT THIS

ahahaha

At the Isle of Wight Festival they gave us a free 4 pack of skol

NO ONE drank it.

There were huge piles of unopened skol.

good thing taking that picture was the first time you've been outside in months

Those months must be more for you to be able to look at your own junk.

i get what you're going for but the sentence didn't really read

I thought. I too was having issues with that.

Play Mei and just wildly spray at them until they freeze

Nice shoes

Sounds like your scale

lol snap

i mean, yeah, that's the way i've seen it
but i also see the psych's view- if someone's going to kill themselves by being themselves, then you should act in anyway to stop such a thing from happening

which includes killing the self until something else comes along

i'd like to think i'm past the whole killing self thing though

because prozac is an exciting drug kids
eh, if i want a feeling of emotional numbness, i suppose it's the only source i have though it takes a hell of a time getting out of the system

yep
i think i'll be fine, just need to look at things with a more positive point of view/robotic point of view when i feel shit

Hopefully you learned

I'll give it a try

they look like slippers that people in nursing homes wear

and they're the most standout part of your outfit by miles so if you go out like that the only thing people are going to see are your shoes

you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself. get a burly dude to help you pick out your clothes and dress yourself.

lol this

Then you just shoot them in the head with your head shot

Loco just mad jelly.

Hello yes I am burly

i wish i was able to pull it off

HOW MANY PROTEINS DO YOU EAT A DAY

yep

Yeah, having a little voice in your head telling you to end it is just an annoyance once you get used to it.

the monkey hero is retarded op

yep

I dunno about that 8)

I find it funny how you keep trying to instigate that I'm some sort of pedo

I thought you didn't hold grudges?

Also you said dress not undress

the problem with being really sarcastic is that people think you're always sarcastic and never take you seriously

WELCOME TO THE SALT MINES
WE HAVE FUN AND GAYS

hmm, it's all about finding that balance i suppose
being muh introvert and generally shit towards people when i feel bad usually makes bad moods worse

bad moods are fun enough, but lonely bad moods are even funner

Thank you

I hate normie clothes, I like being a unique attention whore in public.

the game is fun, kinda repetitive though. are they going to install more game modes on the release?

to his credit you did admit to getting a boner when a toddler jumped on your lap

fucking pleb tbh
i should get more pyjama pants

Yeah. I am overly aggressive/prone to being impatient when I am in the blues.
Sucks man.

All these bright colours make me happy so also comfy.

Speaking of public.
Why does being stoned on public transport make you so fucking nervous.
I could have died 23 times from the stress.
Not fun at all Pedro.

TOKAI DRESS LIKE FLAG

Not to your credit, I didn't mention anything about a toddler

And even then, I didn't let any of the kids on me after that

that is too fucking good

You either get super paranoid or super chill
nobody cares unless you're driving

yeah being stoned in public makes everything ten times more hectic

You are a fucking degenerate.

how is it any better if she was slightly older than a toddler

I was going from chill to "Oh fuck they know" erry 5 sseconds... pfffffft thats what happens when your friend has an all night bender and is in need.

scoots

4 u

I would take blame for this salt but y'all are just fucking made today.

yush

mad*

Should be drunk in public, that's like a damn adventure every time.

HAHAHAHAHA

So I said to the song as I opened it "Your a big beat..."

I could argue with you all day about this
But it was a reflex, could happen to anyone
What matters is that climbing the Grim was not allowed after that

i just turn into some sort of self-depreciating spiral
aka now which really digs into the patience of a lot of people

but enough of that gayshit, let's make fun of someone

you dress gay! because you are partly gay?

sometimes i would rather do without sex drive for the shit it's caused over the years tbh

HAHAHAHAHA

i don't know man

a kid jumping on your lap and getting a boner isn't really a natural reflex

Being drunk is more acceptable... I guess...

Yeah. Oh well, my good mood is a day or two away... then I will have it all thrown in my face again.
Emotes man.

Did you take bio in college?

eheh I guess.
Not trying to like show it off, but it's just what I like

naw i tested out of science in highschool cause smart

Dress like assad, fuck like mossad and make the world SoMad

REd shoes are a bit much but mostly cool.
You'll only be hipster if you wore a beanie too.

That's because you don't drink it in festivals, Skol is the equivalent of 'Yo, fuck my shit up fam'.

If Skol was a tv show, it would be one of those stupid teen talk shows that would be aired on BBC3 at 11pm. That sort of show that tries to cater to the younger generation, with hosts of hipster freaks in problem glasses, talking about 'How do I know if my boyfriend is cheating on me' or 'My mate is being a fuckboy, how do I stop him?'. You went onto this channel, you wanna witness some dumb, how the normies of tomorrow live their lives or how said t.v. shows try to cater to said normies (Yeah, this is what they like, dumb cockney problem glasses), you're about to change the channel but one quote of utter imbecilic knowledge grabs your attention. Now you're stuck in the trench of retardation, and cannot help but lament on the barbaric yawps of such children. The only way out is to dive into the great void of sleep before you do some serious mental damage.

Skol is basically something that you try and discard, or something you commit to; despite the taste, because sometimes you fancy trading in common decency for cheap, idiotic distractions.

naw i tested out so i can wash dogs

Most likely, I think the last time I was drunk my friends were stoned and it was a lot of fun since one of them didn't even acknowledge the fact we had walked 15 meters, he was so lost at that point and spooked.

Like

I get it if you wanna tuck your pecker in because you're a sissy and all

But I can't exactly do that

So it's pretty easy to get stimulated if something rubs against it

I had a 7/10 grope my junk and I held it back

lmao@ugrom

are you saying youre hung

again, most people who aren't pedophiles don't have this problem

It is so very "fuck my shit up fam".

You were drunk, dumbass

Am I?

Try harder

Thank the lord, that wench was trying to steal your wizardry.

Stay strong.

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depends, awkward boners happen to me all the time
it's the reason why a flip up with the pants exist

keep fighting, it''ll come along soon enough

you like it up the butt lmao
but if i could look cute in some loose sweaters and pyjamas i definitely would
unfortunately however i am not cute and am basically a short asian with the manliest bone structure in the world

mm, enjoy your sleep then
i used to try drugs but then i realized the long term degeneration wasn't worth the short term fun for me

i'm not even trying. you got a boner when a kid jumped on your lap and are somehow trying to justify it

SAVAGE AS FUCK

post it

drinking does not affect my sex drive, I'll have you know

yeah thank god for that! what a skank.

you're also a kid

oh fuck he added the email

You have the intellectual capacity of a 13 year old girl

If you don't understand biology, just don't talk

oh fuck he added the email

that may be true, but i'm losing on that growth spurt time
the most i'll grow is maybe a couple of inches in most areas, and that's about it

so we'll see what happens

i think the only thing i can really count on is hilariously small hands and feet due to muh genetics

dude what's going to happen when you have a daughter and she sits on your lap?

drink more milk for a larger penis

I only reserve Skol drinking for meet-ups that I know are going to be fucking grievous.

If I wanted to wreck my shit, I'd drink rum with wine chasers.

... actually, all this talk about skol is getting me nosetalgic, I think I might buy some.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH

ad hominids will get you everywhere

maybe he wants six children for his loli orgies

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how tall are you? are your test-tier?

hehe okai, well I don't like beanies and such.
I want my hair to show.

Yup.
awh that's too bad, but you don't gotta be cute.
I look girly so I can pull it off I guess.

you*

So will strawmans

GETTING SKOL FUCKED IS ALWAYS THE WORST/BEST IDEA

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(You)

i still can't get over that test is legally a midget lol

no posse is complete without a midget

i reported back something that you admitted to

you really are fucking daft

What colour are your hair and eyes?

strawpoll.me/10151722

God bless strawpoll.

you could say milk grows your bones

i have no idea what that means but 5' 7", 5' 8"

eh, i suppose the good side is that if i sufficiently lose enough weight or gain a lot of weight i could be either somewhat manly or somewhat girly

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Grim leave the kids alone

that was the joke

You assume a purely reflexive physical reaction is caused by illicit sexual interest

You assume I'm some pedophile

You assume
You are illinformed
You are mentally defunct

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mind over matter grim

hopefully i didn't bone the joke

b-but im older so i win

Leave him alone he's a good boy

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Ironic retardation is still retardation

;-;

DEAR DICK DIARY
INCHES OVER BITCHES

Did you see what just happened to summit?

Go have a fajita without the fajita

liquid TP is doing a good job

i wonder when my last boner was

???

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To bad you'll always be 4th place.

reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4iah1p/summit_walks_through_fire_on_map_point_1v0/
I feel so bad for him

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lol this dude was so based

you know for a vegetarian i really like cockmeat sandwiches

ehh iunno, eyes somewhat brown green, hair somewhat brown black

Are you gonna make a choice or just keep switching?

don't you have a trap to cry about

don't you have a trap to cry about

kek

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Not completely rubbish :3

hahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahaha

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kinda want some retail therapy tbhfam

gonna take my fat ass into the shower see ya nerds later

what even is retail therapy

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

where you feel better by spending money

How nice

kek

one more

rekt

fucker

+1

Oh damn.
A few days ago I threw a molotov into the down ladder room in train and then a friendly came out and said "thanks."
A moment of embarrassment.

Grow a beard.

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Maybe when I'm required to get respect for a job or something. '

ayy

I've never cried over anyone before.
🙄

not even after the death of a loved one?

Are you implying that you'll be a dictator some day?
Because that would be pretty cool, Tokes the Dude 1st.

Fine send pie

That'd be super cool.
But for now even a local governmental position would be nice.

Nnnnnh, full with food, I can just curl up and die happy now.

Plus, does anyone ever sneeze loads after leaving a restaurant?

Posting more webms.

Testing

Nope

test for pantsu

ice cold

Didn't work

I thought you would take the bait 8)

She wants to show you her pantsu

Gosh dangit. I thought I had it, toki

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Keep trying and the gods will reward you

These are bad memories, dont do this

What do I get from you?

dam..

can someone teach me to not be an asshole

I'd eat lexi's pie

*pets all the posters*

Whatever you want

1. Be nice
2. ????
3. Profit

gosh darnit

You've been doing a lot better.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SECOND STEP. HELP.

YAY THANKS.

Whoa! I really like that answer.

even me?

brb dinner

DO A FLIP

I'm glad ^ ^

can't

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even you, silly.
I dunno, I'm feeling very warm and fuzzy inside.

MAybe a tad sad too.

try being nice to people who you don't want to fuck. i know it's hard but there are other people alive besides traps

Off to dota with me

YOU CANT PET ME BAKAKAKAKAKA

You are awake slightly on time
or have you been up

-hugs you tightly- please don't be sad

*COMES BACK JUST TO PET YOU MORE*

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Rito did good with this login screen

A new champion?

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Yeah.
Her story is nice. Yasuo was her mentor.
I just hate her nose. Those eyebrows are on point though.

Still a noob though.

smiles smited our buttholes with her divine punishment

wat

Better than u

Seems a bit like earthshaker, might be something I'll get in EUW once I'm done gathering all the mutants.

get fucked scrublord.

One day there will be quantum communication and lag will become nonexistent

one day

Nuh uh
ask Grim

starry starry night

But he's bad

What are you asking me

Whoa that's mean

Paint your pallet blue and grey~

Some year, and by then I'll have my collection of mutants/monsters done.
And then they'll release Golden Age Arc 4

ahaha so you know it

it's almost feel weird that most of classic old songs i know are from the simpsons,

it's true though

I just know because my parents listen to that one
Don't remember hearing that in the simpsons though, can you recall what episode it was? ^^

yeaa it's probably as old as our parents, i have to admit i cant remember without Google's help, it's from"'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky" is the sixteenth episode of the fourteenth season of The Simpsons

stay in plat

stay lower rank than me

You guys are friends though.

It's what we do.

As old as our parents but still known by a lot of people, that's the sign of a good timeless song ^^
Oh, I remember that one, when Bart steals the hood ornament from Fat Tony's car

Nobody told me about this.
youtube.com/watch?v=QIA9xg2oIew
I have missed so many things.

yup, Lisa was fighting against light pollution and insisted that Mr.Burns should turn off electricity. Which led to starry nights..and.. vandalism

If gays reproduce will their kids be double gay?

I couldn't give a shit whether you were bronze or master

Ah.. childhood :c

aww I love you too

Bully Tuschi and you're cool with me.

We're still gonna fight when we meet up
and I'm gonna knock you the fuck out

my childhood is now!
ahaha

Sounds like wishful thinking to me :3

Eva:Final was supposed to be released last year
but no

fucking
godzilla had to come along and grab anno's attention

Sure thing doll.

The only thing you'd knock out is a 5 course meal. and ian before you hate fucked him

just got out of the shower, and always early saturday because of soup kitchen.

can somebody teach me not to be an asshole

maybe it's a result of not-so-exciting childhood, I was that foreign kid who watched from far away kind of boy.
now i enjoy silly things other people find lame.

but this is a story for another time.
good night, subtle~

I would do all of that minus the fucking and still floor you

oh, you go every week?
They only serve for 2 hours at a time, make sure you fill yourself up.

Got to hate when things get re-scheduled.

Sleep well Manaka.

brb

Good night

please
you're weak af

Be ready to eat gravel

hes so weak he cant even hold back his loli boners

I am real hihg

Soon I will be too

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Post >>1000000 when

in 1626 posts

I suppose

lol selfies are so dumb but so fun holy shit

oop

lol

:(

ZOOMBAYA

Whaddup yo

selfie often, and don't be afraid to delete them if you stop liking them, and you just get to watch yourself mature and its fun

I'm not maturing at all tho

Waiting for my bro to get out of work to smoke me up. Trying to figure out this quick-connect thingy for my phone to computer. Messing around with my tongue thingies. Feeling fat.

The normal.

Sup?

:3c Good point. I need to figure out how to get rid of freckles.

we are all stunted, but brilliant

that's fine

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coverup stick
Michael Jackson type cream, but I hear Nigerians make that and it's toxic as shit

I mean I have good makeup, I'm just talking in general.

I think I'll try the sour cream first before that stuff :p

every times tp hurts the Internet he gains a freckle

What a whitewash

I'm not TP though.

I wasn't even a candidate

Fuck this shit1

I should have cybered more people to get more yes votes :/

I'm good, I'm good. Just visited my mother for mother's day.

"Brilliant"
Nah

I'm skipping out on that one.

Surprised you guys have that holiday there tbh

Oh, I'm baaaack~

Dat doujin tho

I actually don't know where the cap is @_@

hate/love her god damn face at the same time

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Its that doujin I posted where she's a loli demon and dude tries to kill her but she rekts his shit then won't let him cum and shoves like a chopstick down his pee hole

She's such a bully

Nobody would've voted for you anyway bro

I'd vote for Soto if he'd just tie me up and fuck me already.

... I want to read this now.

I need caps of more smug bully lolis, don't you think?

Funny shit is a couple of posters actually have said they would vote for me

Not even kidding

Sup Elma

Probably almost as funny as that drama you were gonna spill

I made a new fb profile pic^^

I'd post the doujin but my computer is off and so far away

My dog is holding me hostage too

Oh well.
Maybe next time.

Doggus make the best overlords.

Oh that? Nah
I might as well trade gossip with people rather than just tell everyone

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NEW LEWD THINGS

post your pee pee

Not drunk enough.

Oshiete kudasai~

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Post bedroom

Kiss me then I'll tell you

Why else would I post cock?

Hell no

Idunno. Why not?

All interest lost.

I wanna make out with somebody.

I'm shy n anxious when sober.

Jeez a simple no thanks would've been enough

What are you hiding? Or are you just a huge slob and don't clean up?

lame

would wear in public/10

I am going to need sauce on that, for scientific reasons that is.

Works every time

Damn Daniel

No it's just small lol

Idk just found it on /fa/

would take out to dinner/5/7

Hot damn

wHY'S THAT?

Last time we spoke of this, it seemed more like it's something you made up to hold over peoples heads.

You ever make out with someone with poprocks in your mouths?

Whooo boi.

Which part?

Out of all places I think that'd be the last one.
Although there's that whole /fa/ scene where people wear clothes that are just full-on big prints of manga pages.

Knowing /k/ it has been already slept with.

So?
My room is small as shit and I share it with my brother

You wouldn't really like it tbh
You'd just be disgusted with me more than you already are

Oh shit son

I read a doujin where coconuts puts pop rocks in hotarus pussy and like eats em
Crazy world out there

Sorry, Caps.

The part where you're surprised that we have it

You needn't keep secrets.

Soto.
I can get to America for like 80 bucks.
New airline company is fucking crazy

You don't understand, I mean like prison-cell small

Sometimes its best to keep secrets from others

Holy shit m8
That's dirt cheap
Round trip?

Lmao now I really wanna see it
What do you have in there anyways?

Bed, desk, wardrobe, a window, and a little bit of space between

Someone who isn't guilty have no secrets to keep.

`No, but the return trip is the same cost.

I am guilty though
I'm not just gonna come clean
Who even does that nowadays?

Sounds like you're poor lmao
How do you dress irl?

Subtle

Come clean or be forever filthy.

Sounds like it
I dress well

??

What's life without getting your feet a lil dirty?

Simple and clean.

Oh is that your dorm room?
If so then yeah I understand

Also define well
Like what does a normal day out usually look like for you? Plaid, Flannel, regular cotton t shirt, etc

I'm going to miss Soto when Trump becomes president

I love you

That sounds boring as fuck
You need to liven up and break some rules

You're like a stale, unsalted cracked

Me too

Fix your eyebrows

I have no issues with not being salty.

Get a fucking job
Jesus

That also applies to Subtle
That lazy fucker needs to stop taking naps at 2 pm and get a job or something

A fucking government ad just played to tell us to stop discrimination.

Oh boy I guess I gotta stop being a filthy racist now. That'll teach me.

You are a hard working American so do all you can to bring you and your mom here, kay?

No need.

Kinda, it's a student house

Yeah t-shirts I guess, they fit me well

'>

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Soto, if I'd come to america for say a week or something, what do you recommend?

ITT: Get a job!

But I'm a lazy bum!

Sorry I was in the shower

Luka pls go

Dont wear t shirts they're too bland and plain
Button up plaid shirts or plain color button up shirts are great cause they are so versatile. Like you can roll up the sleeves if its hot, they also make you look nice
Slim fit jeans and some chucks go well with em

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I almost missed the feeling of paying taxes

I'm starting a street gang

Its the indefinite truth!

STILL NO REPLY

...Sowwy.

Go to LA for sure
So much shit to do out there

for srs mordin, i've been hired twice and fired once since you started posting, it ain't that hard

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I was going to brag TX not having one of those, but our highways are a fucking mess right now, so...

It's ok, Cookie. I still love you.

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L O L
O
L

It's not "can't".
I didn't try.

I'd rather just meet people.

Thanks but I don't need /fa/ advice lol

This is an acceptable excuse.

I fucking pay over 400 dollars a month in taxes

Sabs let's get married so I can claim you as one of my dependants
I'll promise to take you out for dinner and beers every week

The fuck are you waiting for?
A job isn't just gonna come knocking on your front door
Online applications dont really cut it either

You need to go outside
Sounds pretty scary huh?

I'm not even from /fa/
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Meet me and Ian and Kon and them

:3

Yay~
How ya doing, Sabs?
My lil' sis called me "Cookie" today for no reason. She said it was now my name.

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I suspect you make way more money than I.
Would we live in Cali or TX?

That's absolutely adorable and your sister is awesome. I'm doing ok. Just not sure about tonight's plans. I was invited to a party, but it'll mostly be younger people I don't know.

them?

I'll get a job when I need one. I'm not doing poorly economically.

I remember that they fired a 120mm tank round at him

It's alright I don't think your advice was bad

Depends if you're talking about Gross pay or Net pay

Also depends where the rent is cheaper

Yush. How'd you get her to call me Cookie tho?
Hmm... could still be fun tho, right?
Define "mostly"

Hype

losers

I got excited for a moment there thinking OP picture was a futa Asuka.

Why not buy an acre and a little ranch style house?

She's just smart enough to have known.

And "mostly" means I'll only know one of the people there, and there could be at least 20 other people. The friend I'd be going with is younger than me too, so I'd be the old lady.

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....suuure.
Ahh, that might be kinda meh.
You decide. You could just try to make the best of it.

It doesn't hurt to have a little bit of extra money
Even if it is a part time job
Like send some money to your parents, or go out with your friends (if you have any), buy some weeb stuff or nice clothes, hell, even upgrade your computer. Throw a new graphics card on that bitch

DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR TIME

Praise me more kouhai

Oops my dumbass said rent
Yeah at that point we'd just buy ourselves a nice secluded house in some land and like live happily

I'll take care of the cooking and laundry

guess I did too though

Sabby fall in love with me.

get a job

luka 1v1 me in league for sabs

maybe if u die he will be waiting for you then

nope

Luka knows they would lose that 1v1..

wow... subtle?

honorless wretch scrub

nah
i wont fall for your projection.

Your sister has good instincts. I'm surreeoos.
And...I think I'm going to make an excuse not to go. Do you have plans for tonight?

But what will I do? I'd feel like a bitch if you did all the work.

We're gonna have to make a chore wheel or draw from a hat.

No, but I heard a friend of mine cancelled plans, so I'm hoping to make long conversations throughout the night.

....wha?

Knowing when to quit is not a bad thing

hour and a half of running/climbing really kills your whole body but after a cool shower and the right person it's totally worth

I don't know how to court her. I try being nice. I try playing her videogames. I try being coy. Nothing works. Luka's heart is made of ice. It hurts.

what are you even going on about?

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Anything to take my mind off this 15-minute queue time..

ur first mistake is trying to court the biggest and most disgusting whore in the threads mate

Being rude isn't getting any points with me you know.

So Miku was pretty cool

Also I made Holla Forums a backup board with auto-scaling. Is animus INTERESTED in having a backup board?

not really, a couple others have already tried.

Where was Luka though.

there are already like 4 backup boards

Those are the best! Especially if they happen by accident.

Nothin'. I'm just messing with Loco. How are you doing, Luka?

Stop making me feel!

Childs Play - Drake 👌👌👌

That was hardly rude, lighten up ^^

new - from your boo

I'm stable and healthy. Today the sun was annoying the heck out of me though, thankfully there was enough of a gentle cool breeze and gentle showers.

...fine, whatever. :|

True, true.
Glad you agree.

Gonna run to the store for ice cream! Yummm

Uuuugh, I know about the sun. It's getting to be summertime here. We had a lot of rain recently though, and I only got a chance to mo my lawn last night. It was a jungle and the mower kept getting clogged. Then my weed eater tried to kill me.

I want nothing to do with anyone who doesn't agree.

We live bro: animus.us-west-1.elasticbeanstalk.com/animus2/

Also Luka got like, 3 songs, it was bullshit, she needed more.

Are they on reliable hosting?

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