Pokemon Go: Nigger Deathsquad Editiom

Let's enjoy the salt from the Anti-Mobile fags and play this human trafficking simulator to the max.

Who are gonna be your mains?
What Pokemon have you found?
What Pokemon do you WANT to find?
What gyms have you gone to?
Are you level 5 yet?
Have you been to a Poke spot?
Have your eggs hatched?
Are you red master race?
Do you have issues?
Have you gotten spanked by cracked out niggers yet?

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play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sony.novarama.invizimalstcg&hl=en
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pokémon_Sun_and_Moon
8ch.net/v/rules.html
merriam-webster.com/dictionary/game
oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/game
thefreedictionary.com/game
dictionary.com/browse/game
merriam-webster.com/dictionary/feminism
oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/feminism
dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/feminism
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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There is already a thread you cunt bucket.

Best find so far? Cubone in front of a funeral home.

Here's my team if anyone cares much


Break your smartphone. You're being tracked as we speak. No way out of it.
Also, thank you for not bumping it.

Argh

That thread is autosaging fucknut

Man, I could've had an Abra this morning, but apparently Pokemon can just disappear.

Can anyone FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS TRACKING SYSTEM?

i have no idea if i am going the right way and by the time i start figuring it out, i lose the damn pokemon.

What i know
First slot in nearby is closest.
Three feet means far, no feet , you are right on top of it.
But if its fucking first slot with 3 feet, how the fuck do i know where to go?

Just getting this out of the way real quick.

Should have put this in the OP.

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Anyhow, I'm going to get out and take a walk soon, after I'm done soaking my foot. Apparently there's some really rare pokemon where I live so hopefully something good comes out of it.

FUCKING HOW.

Evolved a 150 eevee and then powered up his ass.

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At least you have pokestops within walking distance.

Closest one is 1km, so its not that bad I guess.

I used to play Ingress when I lived in farm country. The most notable place was a tree with shoes nailed to it.

Magikarp/Gyarados, Jolteon and Nidoking


13/149


Magikarp


None yet


No, it's been pouring here since yesterday morning (when I installed mirrored APK, live in US), have to do my pokemastery on the couch.


One, got some BALLZ


no eggs T_T


Is this the designated Holla Forumsirgin color?


GPS not accurate, game crashes, pokemon disappear, drains battery at ridiculously high rates


I'm the only one around here playing it, told some friends about it and we're starting a club.

I have three, within 10 minutes each.

Feels good man.

What the fuck

There are three within 1km range, but most are like, 800m away from me.

Two gyms includes, so its not all that bad. Now to stop being fat and lazy.

from each other**

anybody else enjoying the fact most gyms are churches?

My local gym is near the WWII memorial, ironically.

Gotta nuke'm all.

Gotta test your faith before they test your friendship with your pokemon, motherfucker

Just walk you lazy fuck

Don't have a car, so really no other choice.

So does anyone know how to earn pokeshekels? I've been walking through my city to go to pokestops but they only give me eggs and pokeballs.

Also

You have to buy them, goyim. But the other items you can get kinda suck.

Well that's gay. Why didn't they go with two currencies like other mobile shit?

Check my 9 you fucking cancer.

Presuming I can be assed to actually get a smartphone

Pondering Gyarados/Golem/Alakazam.

All of them, I'm a completionist.


I don't collect comic books.

Thankfully I live in a pretty nog-free area. I know where all the shit places are, though.

Most accessible gym for me is the cemetery I work at, where I caught a Haunter. Needless to say, this is the spookiest gym around.

Because it's The Pokemon Company. They've probably already made back what this dumb game cost to develop from Nintentards.

GOD BLESS STRAYA.

This is at an Outback Steakhouse near me.

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So tempted to walk through it catching pokemon.

Maybe you'll find a Primeape.

I bet you'd get Mankey/Primeape and Jynx from there too.

I'll probably find Primeape and Jynx.

keep giving up your freedom and sucking that jewish cock faggot.

If I'm going to have my heart condition monitored, I might as well play some pokemon too.

can you still bust a nut without dying ?

Asking the important questions

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I'm still in the "treatable as long as I take good care of myself and take my damn pills and I could live a reasonably long life" phase so I would assume so. Personally, I am waiting for cripple waifus. I was promised cripple waifus.

Says "our servers are experiencing issues" for me.

Why would anyone want this? just play the real fucking games at least those don't have DLC, yet.

Probably in damage control mode over the dead Mexican.

thats good user hope you live long and be able to have a mighty fap everyday.

So polite. Thank you user. You're alright in my book.

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Dubs chooses the porn I dump
Fuck your mobileshit, one shitty thread was more than enough

Fuck it, I'll roll: handholding.

The kind where you go away and leave us to our fun.

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Pokemon girl porn

People are actually unironically buying this shitty freemium piece of shit?

god has spoken

Reroll with a sage

big butt pokegirl sluts to honor everyone that gets stabbed by our black skinned friends because they wanted a rare pokemon in the hood

misty x haunter

winrar.

Enjoy your ban, newfag

Summerfags, cuckchanners and Overwatch cancer are all here.
Were you expecting much else?

user the only fag here is you.

Pokegirl porn is absolute garbage drawn by underaged faggots who don't know how to draw

Im waiting for those double digits

Hey retard, learn how to read

Fuckoff edgelord

Kill yourself

Who's the edgelord here?

How about if trips, piss off.

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Do it already

Everyone who rolls with a bump shoukd be gassed
No thanks cuckchan, go talk about your mobileshit cancer elsewhere.


IM WAITING FAGGOT

How is the game when it comes to data?

Consensus seems to be that it chugs data like a motherfucker.

Here they are. Now leave.

Enjoy your ban

So where's the pokegirl porn?

Pikomon, attack!

Because this is as close as we're ever going to get at a Nintendo sanctioned Pokemon MMO. It's also an excuse for us fat fucks to leave the house and get exercise.

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He moved the goalposts.


This. If the game ends up retaining a good degree of popularity, it might end up helping against obesity.

inb4 traffic deaths due to people looking at phone when crossing road.

Some Mexican fuck already fell off a bridge.

pokemon girls porn

This is not very good

You're not going to have any Pokemon spots to get pokeballs and eggs near you. It seems to go off of 'landmarks and businesses' from google maps.

Nope.


Shame.

likely to prove

Another question, does this require LTE or can you hook up to business wi-fi? I was wondering how this could be played by little kids when data plans require you to play like 20-35 bucks a month depending on the device or carrier.

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It just needs Internet and GPS.

Also

Yea, sure. I guess it could work for some people, but for me it was just cheaper to go to Cricket Wireless. Kinda forgot about those plans.

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noice

Read: people with taste and common sense

Care to share your tastes, user?

This shit always crashes after the loading screen.

>>>/leddit/

Servers are garbage. Hopefully it'll speed it the game's inevitable crash and burn.

Miss, are you on your period?

Says the faggot shitposter on a Pokemon thread.

Sure.

I enjoy videogames. Real videogames.

I do not enjoy being a product to be sold, nor do I enjoy being sold digital currency with no real world value.

That is a feel I do understand. Though it's less of big deal to me with vidya and more of an issue with companies like Google. But it sounds like Google plays a pretty big role in this game.

I do think this is a neat concept though.

Is this even playable outside of it's region lock? I can get the apk but I'm wondering does it even have Pokemon outside the countries it's released in.

I'm pretty sure it has more than just pokeballs.

MUH NINTENDO
SO ORIGINAL

Calm the fuck down, dude. Can't handle the bantz?

Then what the fuck are you doing playing and actively defending this garbage over a real pokemon game?

Its not a game. Its a concept. A concept that completely fails to materialize at that.

It's nothing like invizimals. It's completely different.
Don't be retarded.

Also can someone explain to me how gyms work?

Tumblrites have infested this fucking board.
And theyll defend their shit taste no matter what or how cancerous it is especially since they are cancer themselves.
Its unreal

Jojo generals are proof that we have A LOT of tumblrcunts here

Well blow me down, Sony beat to the punch by almost a decade.

But it's a PSP/Vita thing, so no surprise it gets no fanfare.

Nah

In invizimals you have to place cards on a surface and look at them. In pokemon go you have to walk around the real world and catch pokemon without even using the camera.

They are two completely different games. It's like saying Call of Duty is the same thing as Unreal Tournament.

Not really defending it. Just wanted to hear opinions and ask questions. All of my posts besides banter have been asking questions.

You guys are getting a little too bitchy about this stupid app.

How is this game an MMO?

Those used to be good, not anymore though.


Its on mobile as well, its been there for years.
But muh pokeymans
Why the fuck do you keep suppprting the cancer thats killing this company?


Theres a mobileshit gane as well dumbfuck

Its not
Hes a fucking normalfag idiot who think social bullshit is an MMO

Nintendo is dead to me anyways. I never got a chance to even play this game because as another poster pointed out, if I'm too far away from businesses and shit I'd be more or less be wasting my time.

You mean this game that plays exactly like the PSP one you dumb shit?
play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sony.novarama.invizimalstcg&hl=en

Then why keep posting?
Why keep shitting up the board with fucking cancer?
Why give the Tumblr cunts a foothold on which they and summerfags can spread?

One of 5 games

Why would tumblr care about this "game" anyway?

lol


That all play the same.

Because they have shit taste?

This board is cancer just because it's the most popular board. Kinda used to shit threads from Holla Forums anyhow.

I'm in this thread to get a good understanding of where a childhood classic is heading, have some bantz with some autistic porn dumper and leave when I have enough info.

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Jesus christ this thread is awful.

You claim to want opinions but when you get them you just label it bitching, which leads people to understandably bitch.

Then you continue to egg it on, hell you did that right from the start.

Genuinely, fuck you.

What?
Anything post 3rd Gen isnt enough?

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pokémon_Sun_and_Moon

I can understand normalfags, but why tumblr? Or is that your catch-all for "thing I don't like."

Sure, I call it bitching because I hold the same view. This is another cash grab due to the stupid "buy fake money" shit.

And fuck you too, m8. :^)

Do you… not think normalfags are on tumblr?

Call me an edgelord but imagine all the chicks out after midnight to get more pokemen.

Every tumblrfag under the sun is jerking it off, what WOULDN'T they like about it?

I don't like where this game is taking me.

These fucking games pander to Tumblr, this isnt fucking news.
Pokemon is a goddamn autistic reash thats no different from FNAF and Sonic.
But they are still games with some depth to them.

This is a mobileshit game, from Nintendo nonetheless, with nothing to it where discussion of it should stop at 50 replies most, and here we are with a second thread before the last is even dead where everyone is circlejerking and sharing their fucking mobikr photos like this is Facebook

Because facebook exists.

Tumblr is filled with sedentary landwhales and beta-orbiters afraid of the sun. Why would they go outside?

because they're normalfags at their core, and every single tumblr fag I know of simply will not shut the fuck up about it

Tumblr is filled with Deviantart tier mentally ill fuckwads who try to change society to fit their mental illness and dumbass normalfags who support them, why the fuck wouldnt they go outside?

Star Ocean 3 is now!

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Where have you been? This is news to you?

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smh lad

How nee are you?

This really should be a cyclical to reduce board spam.


The cognitive dissonance is immense..!

More news at 7

did you not get the Holla Forums memo?
it's okay when nintendo does it

I was operating under the assumption that tumblr was just another popular meme spot for a sizeable chunk of faggots. I had no fucking clue that it's
the fucking 44th most visited website on the fucking planet
my god.

Rewrite that in english. Are you the faggot from last night that get blathering on about psych pop terms?

Ever notice how 99% of overwatch players always admit they bought the game for a generic shallow reason?

No thanks, that shit works with flavour of the month AAA shit
Tumblr autists are more resilient than that.

Why should this shit be on the first page/index in the first place?
Not even Nep threads do this.

They're worlds apart when it comes to traffic.

Are there any GOOD mobile games? Emulators don't count. And please no tower defense or anything of the sort.

snake :^)

Why aren't all these people shitposting and derailing being banned for rule 8?
What the fuck is the moderation doing?

>ITS OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT

More like

Boy, I sure do love that sweet sweet server crashing that happens very often. I hope they fix this.

No, tumblr is pretty mainstream that also happens to be a popular meme spot for a sizeable chunk of faggots.


Did you just try and come at me with the information that Facebook is one of the biggest websites on the internet?
Fuck off.

Katawa shoujo and the alpha "rebuild" have both been "ported" to android. It's good stuff. Also you can emulate PSP VNs.

sorry, (((user))) but there's nothing to talk about with your shitty walking mobile game that will die in a month

And did you just come to me thinking that tumblr is anywhere near as popular as a normalfag hive as facebook? you should really get your head out of your ass.

Then stop posting. How autistic are you?

Its a goddman social media website and its well known, what did you think?

They're all buying it because they think its the next TF2 when its just as bad as it and nowhere near as good as Vanilla TF2 while the MOBAfags and normalfag casuals are eating it up and are making it the worse fucking game ever.

Its autism, pure fucking autism.

Yeah, I did. #30 and #3 aren't that far apart when there are hundreds of thousands of websites, dumbass.

Go back to >>>/cuckchan/ Tumblrcunt, this aint your hugbox

What moderators will do if i'l make DOTA or CSGO thread?

They would probably allow it to get autosaged.

But overwatch or pokemon go threads? Never ever.

Why don't you go back to 4chan and let people discuss what they want to discuss?

im talking to other people faggot, kill yourself

they're all shit games so it don't matter

CSGO>POKEMONGO

I remember everyone shitting up ASSFAGGOT threads a yeqr back and it was the same exact whiny little cunts with the same shit excuses and piss poor arguments, its incredible.

Nigger, this is not cuckchan.

Though it does make sense that you cuckchan summer niggers are the casuals getting in to Go.

That's too generous, I'd give it two weeks. Especially the crazy battery drain, the crashes, server issues, darwinism, etc.

#3 and #46. It's not a gap of a few thousands people, it's closer to a few million.

Because not everyone plays rpg games like most of Holla Forums.

Nah

I'm glad to see that you're so fresh of the 4chan rules, since you probably come from there.
Maybe now that you're here give the Holla Forums rules a read 8ch.net/v/rules.html

Holla Forums needs to be renamed into:
/singleplayer_roleplaying_game_fans/

And they're both full of normalfags.

What you are doing right now is what Holla Forums shills and raiding niggers overused for months.

For once we found a rulefaggot on Holla Forums.

Fuck I forgot all about that shit. Can't wait for these retards to start walking onto the highway. Apparently some fucker got mugged in the ghetto already.

Doesn't matter what order they're in because they're both trash.

Stop being so assblasted just because we don't talk about esports garbage. except we do and you'd know that if you've been here for even a week.

Sorry bub, I like multiplayer games
Fuck off

Trying to talk about video games is bad now
You're fucking delusional.

are you the autist on /cow/?

Jesus I knew this board has gotten bad but there's seriously fags defending mobile shit. I guess like always, it's okay when Nintendo does it.

Funny how this isn't happening in the other game threads. Just this shitty mobile game. Gee, I wonder why?

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Because shitters like you get triggered by a video game and can't stop themselves from responding to it.

And its killing this board, Esport focused games are nothing but cancer and will ruin every multiplayer game in existance.
Like motherfucking Quake


Fuck out of here

Probably, he does it on the Overbotch thread as well with his Umaru clone.

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You're cancer. Let people play and talk about what the want.

I'm talking about what I want. Fuck off.

I'm seeing a lot of people playing it, especially "normalfags" and casuals, since the game is 1st gen only everyone knows about these pokémons. But the question is: Does Nintendo and Pokémon Company expect more people to buy the newest pokémon games now that they've returned to the franchise with Go?


Yeah, i like my battery to not be always fucking dead.

You're not. You're shitposting.

Are you the same faggot who defends EA, Activision and Ubisoft as well?
Because not even my normalfag friends do that now.

Games are games, you can't be this retarded.

Alright then. Let's talk about you killing yourself.

What makes this worthy of discussion over a regular pokemon game?
Protip: It's nothing

What makes a worthy discussion aboout a rehashed game from a dead franchise worthy over this?
Nothing, but I let them talk about it because I'm not an autistic sperg.

Do you think Walking simulators are games as well?

It's not even worthy of discussion over Ingress. Think about THAT one. Even shitty Ingress is better.

Spoken like a bitter genwunner.

Niantic copypasted their landmarks from Ingress. No surprises there.


Ever play Ingress?
Swap the resonators and XMPs with pokémon and you got a good idea on what you're dealing with.

You seem upset.

pic related


Never played ingress, only heard about it when this released. Is it still alive?

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Could be used to defend Gone Home as a game just as easily. That's the kind of argument you're using.

Good joke, go grind tor more XP you addicted fuck


We have IDs here Overwatch faggot

So the definition of the word is wrong, but you are right.
Again, you're delusional and retarded.

Fucking, there was a Bulbasaur right near me, but apparently I walked in the wrong direction for 30 minutes before it went off my radar in blistering heat, and I still managed to find NOTHING, not even a shop or gym. Fuck me, I thought living in a neighborhood would help with this shit.

I guess walking simulators and visual novels are games too then. Fuck off that's a shit definition.

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Can't wait to find out what kind of gym it is

This dumb game isnt out in canada yet

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I don't know if I want this.

>>>/suicide/

You sound like feminist who play the definition game. There's always more than one definition and yours is so useless it says that walking simulator and visual novels are video games

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/game
oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/game
thefreedictionary.com/game
dictionary.com/browse/game

If this game gets stale I might consider it. I had fun for the first time in months.

Gee, for a free game, it sure is good, huh?


Okay

see
Is everyone wrong, or are you wrong?
Your choice.

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you could've just said you're retarded

Respect.

>>>/out/

Even more cancerous.

faggot

See

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So why not give Gone Home and Overwatch and Undertale a go, user?

Checked.


Fuck you you saw nothing.

Thank god

this is your right now

I torrented Gone Homo, I played the Overwatch beta and tried to play Undertale.
The least you could do if you want to criticize games is at least play them instead of parroting what you heard.
Kill yourself.

We need to compare the relative worth of in-app purchases across multiple games and determine if a barter system should be implemented.

For example, how much real world time does it take to get Pokécoins vs those rubies in the other game? Rather than judging their worth against fucking fiat bullshit currency, we should judge them against actual worth.

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I do but just playing vidya day in day out for a while gets stale real quick. This game is a nice change if you're a NEET.

Mature.

Okay

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/feminism
oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/feminism
dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/feminism

You can't be against feminism shitlord the definition just states that you want equality for women. So if you're anti-feminist that means you're a sexist :^^^)

Are you fucking stupid


Wow that's a good fucking strawman, got anymore?

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How does catching pokemon work? Does this shit need GPS? Why always online? Explain this shit to me like I'm an old grandpa. You kids and your smartphones…

Speaking of walking, why don’t they implement a system that uses the phone’s accelerometer to earn you Pokécoins the longer you walk, like the HGSS Pokéwalker? ENCOURAGE people to go around and do shit. Be healthy and all that fucking jazz.

See

Is everyone wrong, or are you wrong?
Your choice. :^)

You walk around until a pokemon appears close to you. You tap on it and then hit it with a pokeball. That's pretty much it

Yes it needs GPS.

Online because it has online features such as battles and other shit, or maybe it's just something that is forced with having to download maps.

(checked)
Very nice


>>>/suicide/

keep going bitch nigger
you're fucking yourself in the ass here

So just because one definition is wrong, every other dictionary definition is wrong?

Even though feminism was invented 100 years ago, when that definition was probably invented?

That's fucking retarded.

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And I'm somehow the normalfag?

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Nice special pleading faggot.

That sounds terrible. A few more questions.
What if I want to catch my dream team? Is there a search feature to find that pokemon? Can other people grab pokemon first?

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>nintendo make a pokemon app that records your location at all times, accesses your photos and contacts, and has microtransactions to boot

Is your dream team fully composed within the first 149 pokemon?

Yes, you are a normalfag

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Not really, gen 1 was mostly trash compared to later ones. Maybe I could squeeze in Mewtw-
Shit game.

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I am.
No, feminism is the desire for matriarchy, gynocentrism, and misandry, as proven by all of its actions.
Good. And?

Retarded kids committing suicide for pokemon is funny.

The BO’s a literal kike, so what did you expect?

It wasnt always like this

Hope you really like walking, especially in regions/climates where they're likely to appear.
Nope. You get to walk and take what you get.

So does this "game" have actual pokemon battles in it?
What countries are supported?

And now you know everything you need to know about Pokemon Go.

But user, don’t you want to download the next 100 for the low, low price of $14.99?!

If by "actual pokemon battles" you mean "a thing where you just tap the screen as fast as you can a bunch" then yes, yes it does.

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Yes, but only at gyms, as far as I know.
It seems to work in americlap, europe, aus, and nipland so far. haven't heard of anywhere else reporting in anything.

If it weren't free I wouldn't pick it up. It's pretty barebones right now and if you're a fan of the actual series there's a lot of mobileshit aspects replacing normal mechanics.

No, it's pretty well fleshed out for the kind of game it is. There's already more "content" than Ingress, so I wouldn't expect more at all.

Top kek

Who are gonna be your mains?

What Pokemon have you found?

What Pokemon do you WANT to find?

What gyms have you gone to?

Are you level 5 yet?

Have you been to a Poke spot?

Have your eggs hatched?

Are you red master race?

Do you have issues?
other then being in canada and finding most like fucking rats,na

Have you gotten spanked by cracked out niggers yet?
Nope, I dont go near those sub humans


Praise the sun, fellow yellow

You could be playing Wraithporn instead of this literal garbage

So it's supposed to be shit?

Evolve? Has it gone free2play yet?
Not that it matters, I was gifted a copy ages ago

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Howd you get it in canada yo

HOL UP!
Somebody actually died trying to catch a pokemon?

some kid in mexico fell of a bridge or something
another got mugged in da hood

This is basically the same as what happened with the Ouya. The entire time, this was never going to be anything other than Ingress with a pokemon theme.
That didn't stop ignorant retards from hyping the game up as something far, far more than it was ever going to be, however, and now we're seeing the end result for the people who never bothered to understand what they were even getting excited for.

Download APKPure on your phone, Look it up in your phone aswell

So, short answer: yes. Got it.

Share the name of that cutie

Im good, she's underage

Yeah its Free2Pay now
Time to grief non founders with your OP equipment and make webms about it.
Thats will be yhe only redeemable aspect about this game aside from Wraithporn.
Funny how it failed while Overmeme gets a free pass, then again DLC.

What's the point of looking at your friend's pokemon if you can't make fun of their shitty stats and moves?

Today's theme

Those are mine user, my area is ass

I've got a stipid fucking iphone
nice trips though

Fuckoff shill, this game has no entertainmment value and is as shallow as the kiddie pool you go to every summer.

No idea then,try doing it on your iShit if not, then look it up

So you can't even look at your friend's pokemon?
This game is truly worthless.

Yeah, no friends list either :^(

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Holy shit!
Any damage control from Nintendo?

>mobileshit game without a friend's list
Isn't that half the point of going mobile? Shoehorning that shit in?

Maybe, kind of a dumb move though, made my fat ass go out, If I knew more people in this city I just moved to, I'd be out with them trying to

CATCH EM' ALL

the mexican thing is still a rumor, I can't find any reliable sources on it yet

This. It's too damn humid outside right now but there's a pokestop near a bakery down the street, and one near a coffee place downtown. It was a pretty nice stroll to be honest. If my bike wasn't stolen I'd probably still be out there.

forgot pic

Pretend you're playing an oversimplified Safari Game and you're good to go.

On that note, I just realized the reason it's so watered down is likely because they must've thought doing a normal battle for encounters might keep people standing still too long, if that makes any sense.

Still, I dunno if there's any limit to it, but the game doesn't seem to mind if you walk while in the middle of an encounter, so I dunno how plausible my crackpot theory is.

Yeah it 31c or 88f for you Americans, dead air, all humidity, I really wanna go out but I'd rather not die from heat exhaustion

>>>/suicide/

You're a disgrace to your race. Kill yourself posthaste.

k

nigga the country's okay, well, the continental part at least is bigger than europe what area are you talkin about?

the celsius to fahrenheit, just the temp

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Don't mind me just checking some gets.

(Trips)


(Trips)


(Trips)

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(Trips)

Gets status: Checked.

Thanks fam

I was about to get mad at you for not saging, you did, not sage 3 times, to be honest, then I realized we are over bump limit so my job here is done.

How do I release duplicates?

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Pokemon GO won't start up on my phone. Samsung Galaxy S3. Matter of fact, it doesn't even show up in the Google Play Store.

Nigga I caught a fucking horsea in my bedroom. That whole climate/region stuff is BS.

wasted opportunity

I can think up weird/uncanny/funny places for mons to appear if the rest of the Pokemon get added.

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what does the size of the ring when capturing pokemon mean?
what does the blue line things next to some moves mean?
is there any way to change my character appearance?

I tried it and it's trash. I rather play an actual pokemon game.

This shit is putting nerds in the street to walk around
Cyclists taking breaks at city landmarks is happening
My introvert awkward computer science friend came out of the house today, and guess what? He started a conversation with a pair of girls, when he guessed they were playing this game, as they were glued to their phones but looking around back and forth up a street.

I fucking hate mobile gaming on principle but this is a social thing. The game is whatever, this is already a social phenomenon and I like where that is going.

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Most of the poor ratings are complaining about how buggy it is rather than it being a freemium game that lacks the charm of an actual Pokemon game.

DEAR GOD ALL THE WASTED POTENTIAL


RIP

The starting concept sounds amazing, but ultimately it was implemented terribly.

The whole idea of a game that forces you to go out of your basement is actually p neat, but unless they make some changes even the normalfags will abandon it after a while.

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Anybody been on a lake or ocean yet? The map shows water, so I would bet that water types appear more often on them. I went fishing this morning, but completely forget to check.

Europoor here. What is the best use of dust/coins/resources once I can finally play?
Use it to level up quickly and catch stronger pokemon or save it up to power up my shit once I find a strong pokemon?

Use the "Transfer" button on the bottom of their individual screens. The Professor will take them and give you a candy of their type in return. Not the best deal but better than nothing