The first Poison/Fire Pokemon

enjoy your 4x ground weakness

Neat.
Please don't fuck this up Game Freak. I know you're incapable of doing anything right, but please.

>pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-us/pokemon/salandit/

hhhhehehehehe

Who has been designing these new Pokemon? They don't look like Sugimori's style.

Never stopped Heatran

Smug salamander looks pretty cool. i hope it evolves into something good.

Why wasnt this the fire starter

He didn't listen to enough of The Prodigy.

Kinda good and has a good ability
But I'm wondering how strong it will actually be
No point it being able to toxic shit if its paper thin

Looks like some deviantart shit

l-lewd

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just like almost every legendary until x/y didn't have one?

We already had a slamander based fire starter

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KLEFKI ON SUICIDE WATCH

It's going to evolve into Ridley.

This little guy is my new nigga.

I could never get over how his nose looked like a dong

All the better to fuck bitches with.

Dunno about you but my dick only has one hole

I think I need to see a doctor.

I love it, I love its type, I love its shit-eating grin, definitely it's gonna be on my team throughout the whole game

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That battle music.

Sounds like Diamond and pearl on crack

Nigga dont post that shit

So a Pokemon for fart fetishists?

Out of all the new ones this is the more "Pokemon" of the pokemon

Didn't look at the channel, I don't know who they are, are they SJWS?

No they're a good youtube channel. They acutally review Videos games as they're suppose to. I think they were the first review group to get rid of the review score. and replace it with something else

I really like it tbh

What a waste of quads

They're also paid shills.

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a 4x weaknesses did not stop him
Earthquake is predictable and it can also be posticipated with a baloon, that gives you just enough time to cast a toxic

I'm really liking these new pokémon for some reason, and I've not liked the new designs since gen II.

Where's the porn

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Where is the charjabug porn at

Nice spoiler.

Jesus fuck that was fast.

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I dunno about you cucks, but this thing looks awesome. Better than most gen 6 mons by miles

Considering that the meta game of gens 4 and 5 relied heavily on stall gameplay, I guess gamefreak decided to fuck over the it…

What with Gen 6 nerfing weather, Mega Evos with high attack stats, Defog buff (didn't really matter in the long run), Steel nerf/Ghost Dark buff (it really only effected attacking oriented steel types), and immunity to Knock-Off, it at best slowed it down but it was still the "best" of the gameplays…

Also by immunity to Knock-Off, I meant the Mega Evos..

That's not Pokemon, that's a shit mobile game. The way you can tell the difference is normalfags all fucking love Go where they still don't give a shit about real Pokemon.

Pokemon Go threads are for casual faggots and secret normalfags.

under fucking rated post

I don't get it

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I get it now but it's not really that funny. I do appreciate the effort you went through to make the joke and it's nice that you at least tried.

ya done fucked up now

Right here

I ticked the spoiler images on the quick reply but my window was broken so I had to use the top of the page and forgot to spoiler there, nothing I could do, nobody told me this was gonna happen pffft whatever dood.

The filename ruins it, mate.

I changed it after I posted it the first time and forgot to change it back when I reposted, nothing I could do this shit's so bugged. I ain't reposting this shitty joke a third time

Well everyone already saw the unspoiled image so there is no point.

But anyways, I'm really surprised it doesn't have any porn yet. I figured at least one degenerate would draw it getting used as an onahole.

26 needs to be the new Age Limit on this site.

See

Also,

This tells me it probably won't have good stats. But that is a damn nice ability.

I'm talking about charjabug not salandit

You need some milk.

Ah. I'm sure it exists somewhere.

Try using the Nip name, Denjimushi, on pixiv or some shit

>This thing shits all over Steel types Because almost nobody uses Poison in OU
2017 will have a fun meta.

Welp it has one page on pixiv. This is all it has in terms of porn

Looks like shit which is a shame since if it had been drawn by someone with more skill this thing would've looked pretty badass. Honestly Gen VII may turn out to be as bad as Gen VI. Best I can hope for now is that it's not slightly as bad.

You forgot Machoke with Eviolite, No guard ability and Fissure being everywhere thanks to gen 1 to gen 7 transferring

I will continue to give zero fucks.

Well if Gen7 has decent move tutors you can easily counter that with Thunder Punch or Ice Punch

Looks pretty offensive focused, which will probably make it's corrosion ability basically meaningless as the only real use for it is toxic.

Unless it gets toxic spikes.

??????

While they obviously do this out of a passion, their problem is that they just end up being annoying, for a lot of minor reasons put together. Otherwise they'd be okay.

They're one of those channels that go out of their way to cover every tiny bit of news possible, and be the first ones to do it. (They made like 6 videos covering a clip that lasted four seconds.) They ruin secrets/Easter Eggs by plastering the subject as click bait. Which can't avoid due to the related list always wanting you to watch their videos. The guy (André?) who talks over most of the videos for some reason strains my ears. I don't know if it's his voice or perhaps his microphone, or both. But this isn't an issue for anyone else. And they make a lot of dumb jokes that they like to repeat.

Presuming it doesn't hurt itself in confusion first. Otherwise, chatter will 2-shot it in most cases.

Oh yeah, I forgot they change chatter to 100% confusion

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Wait a second.
So I know they mean either the tip or the hand looking thing at the base of it's spine but

DAMN IT IT'S ALL GOING TO BE FART FETISHES

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I think those little spines are supposed to look like the tie-off on a makeshift mask.

They're ears.

They just look like flaps with no detail, fuck if I know.

Looking at the thing's head I can't unsee Trubbish.

it will surely evolve into that

corrodo dragon

Leaked evolved form.

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whats with the Blue Seed shit on its eyes

NA ROO TOO

I just can't get over the fact that an acceptable bug type evolves into a fucking traincar and that people are somehow on board with this.
I played X and liked it, but Gen 7 looks absurdly similar. It's the least graphical innovation they've ever done.
I don't understand /vp/ standards sometimes.

oh boy it's pokedex entry is some high level fetish fuel.

That's some Naruto, Japs put that shit on things to appeal to white NEETs and nigger teens.

It wants to test its abilities.

Jesus, did my pozposting meme something murrying into existance

That's cute and all but Is there any vidya character who can beat Dio Brando?
And I'm not talking about Phantom Blood Dio,the orphan kid with the power to kick dogs into furnaces and his secret switchknife ready to kill jojo, nor am I talk about later Phantom Blood Dio with the power of the stone mask and after becoming a vampire, which gave him inhuman strenght, speed and senses, as well as the ability to drink blood and regenerate himself,hell I'm not even talking about Phantom Blood Dio after the first fight,where he gets Space Ripper Stingy Eyes and the ability to freeze by touch,actually I'm not even talking about Stardust Crusaders Dio either,with the powers of a vampire,Jonathan's body and his stand 'The World',and I'm not talking about Stardust Crusaders Dio,after absorbing Joseph's blood and being able to stop time using 'The World' for almost 8 seconds,and I'm not even talking about Jojo:Heritage for the Future story mode Dio,where he absorbs Jotaro and Joseph's blood and ruins over the world.But hell,I'm not even talking about part 7 alternate universe Dio,with the power to turn himself into a dinosaur by using his stand from the corpse parts called [Scary Monsters],and nor am I talking about late part 7 Dio,where he gets recruited by Funny Valentine to defeat Johnny,and has the ability to stop time with a younger version of [The World].
I'm talking about Dio after attaining heaven alongside Pucci from the game 'Eyes of Heaven' for PS4,with the powers of a powered up The World pressumed to be '[The World Over Heaven]' who has also gotten slightly fat and purple skin with longer hair and the ability of Rohan's Stand ' Heaven's door who's able to rewrite and modify memories of whoever he wants,alongside with being able to stop time for up 10 seconds and presumed to be alongside his sons Giorno,Donatello,Ugalo and Rikiel,each with a different stand and still his old vampire powers(freezing others and Space Ripper Stingy Eyes) and as well as his ability to fly and his abundant arsenal of knifes and other dirty tricks and the actual ability of [THE WORLD OVER HEAVEN] that is to rewrite reality so he can beat any other stand in the series by simply rewritting reality so that the person becomes his ally instead, effectively allowing him to control any being in the entire universe with his overwhelming power, and let's not forget of course about the strongest punches in the world that go in FTL speed, his previously mentioned vampire abilities(Stinger eyes, inhuman senses, freeze by touch) as well as his stands perfect power and his amazing intellect.Who couldn't be beat by any being in za entire world.

Now thats a big mess, checked I guess

Did you not even see Gattack Zector final form

It's a god damn battery you dolt, that's why it's ability is called BATTERY. It's to go along with it's evolution line's theme

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That's pretty GAY.

Goddamn-it Ciircuit stop being a furry

look at that smug motherfucker

you can never know, remember that XY didn't had a single move tutor

Would let him subdue me with Sweet Sweet from his ass / 10

Uh…

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I don't know what to feel.

well that will be funny when it happens

Attack with a non-ground move first then hit it with earthquake. So much for your skunk lizard.

Guess they decided to go with all-out pandering, huh?
Can't wait to see more waifubait and porn this game's going to get,

Feel your dick and FIRMLY GRASP IT

im a little disappointed gothorita never took off. really cute alongside kirlia

They said Tokyo Mirage Session and Bravely Second's censorship was OK.

I think they made it a bit too inhuman in order to avoid the Jynx controversy

Might be because they are shills and not SJWs

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But user, that's actually scaly. :^)

I recall a small group of fags over on the Bulbapedia/Bulbagarden forums calling her another blackface.

Oh, I'm sorry I didn't use your proper pronouns.

yeah but those are SJWeeabos, they have even less of a life.

compared to jinx theyre way more humanoid. i think

I'm not even going to feign disgust. I like this.

yeah but their final evolution is too offputting for a lot of people, personally me included, to consider as a waifu. Uncanny valley and all of that.

I agree, the final stage is a hideous thing. Looks like an okama/tranny that spends too much time in Shibuya.

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you already got three

I can't get behind Magearna. Other two are awesome, though.

I can get behind her if you know what i mean.

I'd fuck that gear thing

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L-Lewd

i implore you to reconsider

here's the rest

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She doesn't even look like a Pokemon to be honest. If she had no body and was just a head with metal fairy wings, then yeah for sure.

Post more you sicko.

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S-Stop posting lewds

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Sceptile best gen 3 starter, best wingman.

>it got the Grass/Dragon typing that should have gone to Serperior

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My swampert was a fucking alpha jock and helped me to get all the ladies.

This tbh.

you and I both know that gardevoir is every casual and their mom's waifu, right next to Lopunny. don't insult my intelligence here.
when you develop some taste like blazakin then we'll have a talk

Pokemon are for friendship, not fucking.

That's fucking Lucario tier.

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you want to fucking go?
at least I'm not a goodrafag

Holy smokes you're gay. That's even worse than being a Lopunny faggot.

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Says who? I'll masturbate to anything I want.
Fuck you

but fucking is like having a best friend

Thank you for confirming your awful taste once again Goodrafag.

Either go to /furry/ and never come back or off yourself.

That, and more Metronome users.

Jotaro Kujo :^)

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I've seen worse. At least the ability/type is something new.
On the other hand, each generation of pokemon makes me realise that the designs I drew out with felt tip markers when I was 8 weren't so bad after all. I knew it was a mistake not to send them in to Nintendo.

Sauce?

But bullshit regardless. The air balloon will not save it, just like it didn't save Heatran.

okay that's gonna be real fun.

At least I didn't play Pokemon GO

Can someone explain what's so incredible about Corrosion?

Steel type has typically been a very good stall type due to being immune to toxic. It is no longer immune to toxic.

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye’s spinach. I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

Gotcha, thanks.

At least I don't play Pokémon.

You can poison steel-types and poison-types.

Steel types get fucked, we poison meta now.

At least I don't play video games

FEMALE ONLY

Touma is immune to magic. Touma can beat that tl;dr.

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Ninjutsu isn't magic

Yes it is.

Nope, they straight up say it isn't in Naruto

now it just needs to have one of the ability changing moves so it can get rid of Poison Heal cancer easily

Isn't ninjitsu just space magic?

different villages explain it in different ways

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I knew Pokemon was only for furfags, but WEW.

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I WANT THIS MEME TO STOP. GOD DAMN YOU, SUNIBEE!

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welp

I want to like it, but the clouds make me think that it's focusing more on the toxic gas idea than the sweet pheromones.

Furries are massive kikes, what else is new?

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Underrated post.

At least I don't watch Kamen Rider. :^)

Let's play a game called "How fast can I eat a ban"?

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Which one is you, user?

The latter.

My point was that they're being hypocritical, but I doubt anyone who posts on e621 will realize this.

You're just going to get downvoted to Oblivion.

You know, the whole pokemon have no genitalia bothers me.
I mean, they reproduce sexually, there is DNA and children can inherit moves from their parents.
Everything points towards sexual reproduction.

they all lay eggs though, which means that it's closer to avian/reptile biology.

and not a lot of us here want to understand the inner workings of Cloaca

Maybe it has something to do with Pokemon being a kidz game.

They still perform sexual reproduction.

The e621 comments have only one comment: "Murr ~ I wish I was that _ :3c"
all else is banned

Why is it so fucking smug?

Because nothing is safe from it's poison, type-wise.

Because its "pheromones" have attracted at least 50 different kinds of fetishes and she knows it.

Even if they don't have vaginas that doesn't make a form of non-sexual reproduction. Plus, Platypus exists. They are egg laying mammals.

I guess this is a good answer

Why is Meloetta so adorable?
Inb4 Boogie, he's a shit artist

It is a looks like a human girl

Togedemaru was lewder

Memes.

Humanoids are adorable

God dammit that is not what I posted.

How does anyone pay so much for porn

Shit i can already image most of the lewd shit that can be done with this context.

You know, this lizard is pretty cute.
I hope it is not some stallmon, I hate that playstile.

Do you think this one might get a split evolution based on gender? One looks like a bandit, the other like a seductress.

You just want to fuck one, don't you?

Control your penis user, it's learning to type

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It's predictable you fuck.
Unless you use fake out in the first turn, this cheeky fuck has the time to toxic, cast protect/substitute, and then switch out at will into a flying Pokemon.
You are really better off trying to go for other weaknesses, because EQ is what anyone would go for, meaning you will have something in your team to make up for it.

Great typing, great ability, all it needs are good stats.
What stats should this bad boy have to be competitive?
It would be probably better off with Atk instead of SpAtk for once, probably speed and defence too.

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platypus is an irl pokemon

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I was thinking it'd be like a genie or desert nomad motif or something. The Gardevoir of this generation.

From it's appearance, I'm guessing it'll be high speed, low HP. Looks kind of fragile.

Yeah probably.
I hope it evolves, which it probably will.
Looks like the only one they showed so far which won't evolve is the fairy/steel and maybe the mosquito, all the other ones leave room for an evolution.

Do you think it'll be cute?

So what are the Gardevoirs of the other gens

Lopunny is gen 4, technically Lucario if you're a flaming faggot.

Gen 1 and 2 don't have em because they didn't focus on sex appeal in a game about fantasy animals back then because it was and still is fucking degenerate but they couldn't ignore that horny fanbase that grew up with it.

Gen 5 has Leavanny if you're talking about femininity, but there's nothing of that.

Gen 6 has the Fenniken line.

I haven't paid any attention to anything pokemon related in 4-5 years. Is there any new stuff worth emulating?

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I would say that BW2, Platinum and HGSS for main line

For spin offs, Super Mystery Dungeon is cool

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If I could ever have a waiting it's be her.

I killed a charizard like this I used to force tho

Waifu*

Help

I can count on one hand the amount of Pokemon I can think of that corrosion is helpful on. Mega Venusaur, Heatran, Tentacruel, Empoleon. What else is there that I'm forgetting?

Maybe Steelix, Boobookeys and that sword

Shit reminds of Yugioh union monsters with its ability.

I'm sorry, u wat?

Say that humans married Pokemon

keep going you mad man

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Magnemite and a Ditto
This results in an egg

Why care if you win?

They can call you what they want, but until they catch you literally jacking it to pictures of your sweeping waifu, they're full of shit.

Fuck the haters.

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you don't need any, the salt deposits spring loose there very easily, clearly.

Nice recent uploads, Danjen.

Help, why are forums so shitty, full of idiots, and I will never be able to politely readapt myself to their shittery*

Can you believe people pay me money for that shit?

Yes. Yes, I can.

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How much do you get? Is it actually worth being a degenerate furry artist? Do they have standards?

It's so niche they don't have a choice. Either that, or they pay 100$ for some popular artist to draw a dog (all they can draw are dogs).

I can get $30 or $40 USD for a colored pic, which takes about 5 hours to do.

It's workable. If I wasn't so lazy, I could draw more often, do it faster, and charge more.

Surely even MacDonalds is a better deal?

This guy is right. You need to jack up prices. Some of those furry fuckers get like $600+ per picture.

It's not the prices that's the problem, it's that I'm quite slow. A jump from 5 hours to 4, and about $30-$60 would change it considerably.

I haven't drawn anything in about 3 months or so, though. Also, commission inquiries are still pretty infrequent that I don't have a queue, so the time isn't a big factor right now.

I'll keep it in mind when I eventually get back into draws

Unless you draw shit-tier fetishes like guro or diapers, you need notoriety to charge that much. Not talent, just notoriety.

you stole that get

Most of those people are rather well known, which lets them charge those retarded amounts.

user, pokemon reproduce sexually. They most have some sort of genatals, a way to shoot the dna at each other. That being said, who cares when it comes to porn? It is not like furries do research for proper anatomy in their porn.

That's what I was trying to goad them over. They were complaining that RPers "didn't do the research" about something that isn't canonized

Don't waste your breath, user, it is a hopeless endeavor

no sauce because it's just a dream, ideal result for the poor smug lizard
yeah, that's why Heatran is in the top 10 of most used pokemon and is still the strongest check for ferro and scizor, the omnipresent 4x fire weaknesses

Don't fall for his trap as well user.

Ears that look like the flaps of a BANDIT mask.

Is this is bait, I already feel for he catched me and traved over at the WT

Post some of your shit.

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Probably my cherrypicked "best", I have a lot of really shitty pics though that are years old

People paid you to draw this? With real money?

Yeah
I mean it's not a lot, but it's extra cash to spend

Wow, even with our shitty economy furries still get their fix.

Notice how I changed to USD to make it more accessible and not because it was worth 30% more for no extra effort

It could actually be a passable design if it didn't look like it was wearing the head of something it killed. Seriously, that shit doesn't match up at all with the otherwise decent body.

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So do I just have to be really good at drawing dicks for this job? I can draw a mean dick.

I should learn how to draw and milk the furfags

Just like real women.

I've seen too many fall to this.

ever tried drawing baginas

The trick is make people know you exist. FA and e621 are the most trafficked sites, and you need some kind of topical thing that is popular to leech off of search hits, such as Pokemon, MLP, FNAF, whatever cancer that people are bandwagoning off of. Pokemon is the most agreeable.

You can draw whatever gay or straight shit you want, but you don't want it to look too autistic. Mostly you just want to it be consistent with good detail on the fun bits. Don't get too fetishy yet.

After you get 50-100 watchers, you can do $5 sketches or whatever, they'll repost your sketchshit to their galleries, their friends become aware of you, then you open a few colored/inked commissions and ride that gravy train

If you can produce a vaguely recognisable shitscribble, you're already more than qualified to earn less than minimum wage helping unemployables produce socks that shatter when struck.

anti sage

Missed chances, tbqh fam.

MAN I LOVE POKENONT

Oh yeah and then sometimes you realize that some asshole that draws CLOWN TRANSFORMATION PORN has 400,000+ views

furaffinity.net/view/20502619/

Soooo, draw a niche fetish for rich exponsors?
Art hasn't changed at all since

Jesus Christ how horrifying

why

why this

I doesn't take very long to get a commission requests, it took me like 3 weeks or something like that to get my first one.

This is just plain silly.

you missed the best one user :^)

I almost got banned from FA for that because its cubshit and hurt the admin's fee fees

GARDEVOIR IS THE BEST DEVOIR

They don't acct lay eggs it's cannon that the eggs just show up at random and not even the pokemon know where they come from

Yeah the FA rules on underage characters are retarded.

I vaguely recall there being some ero fanfic about May or Dawn being kidnapped by Arceus and filled with his eggs so that she could lay them, or something along those lines

checkmate FA

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>Salandit waves her tail up about, presenting herself to you as her cloaca is in full view

I never realize how much I wanted this.

kek

I did something similar like that actually.
it worked.

What a time to be alive.

What's the sauce for this anyway?
Did you draw this yourself?
More please.

Here is the face of the mentally scarred insect

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I guess you really showed her the meaning of toxic masculinity.

I kek'd

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CARLOS YOU WORTHLESS SPIC

Nigger how many times do I have to post this until you eat your words.
fuck off.

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FOR FUCKS SAKE SOMEONE PLEASE SCREENCAP THIS

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I hope you want to save this so you can laugh at my faggot ass for wanting to fuck a salamander and not because you're turned on or anything.

Shameful display

fixed

Not that guy, but I make no promises.

Just because they resemble the genitals of real life plants does not mean that the pokemon uses them as such.

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I don't get it either.

Personally I found it more funny than arousing.