GTA V

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Fun fact, if you got this shit from R*s own site instead of steam your download code will only work once, so you need to backup the entire 60gig monster to a backup drive.

Fucking kikes man.

Only 53 hours?

It's so fucking comfy just driving around on a motorcycle as a cute girl, managing your businesses, and listening to your custom radio.

It's equivalent to playing Euro Truck Simulator 2. Shit's comfy.

Finally decided to get this during the summer sale, god the main story was awful
I thought IV was (relatively) well written back when I first played it, what the fuck happened?

That's not true. I've redownloaded it many times from their site over the last year.

Everyone complained about IV being too serious, so they tried going back to III-VC-SA style craziness and failed.

Next update is looking good

Games alright

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If that's what they were going for, I don't think every single side character being retarded and more than likely screaming about misogyny every 5 minutes is the right kind of crazy

except everything save graphics/frame rate manages to be worse than fucking gta 4

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I just want singleplayer for gods sake

pirate it

I think it has decucko or something
Nothing shows up

I have it pirated, there was even a pirate online mode like MTA that got shut down by R*

nope
not commiting an illegal act at all here

then no GTA for you kiddo

Why even bother?

This is not the place for your personaly tech support/recommendation/q&a/blog.

GB2 reddit/4chan

The vain hope that one day there will be casino dlc

Only thing that makes the multiplayer worthwhile is the abundance of hackers handing out free money to save others from the boring grindfest.

So long as you don't actively ask for the money, R* won't/can't do shit to you, other than (at most) confiscating the exact amount of illicit money.

They won't bother, they'll just find out what bugs let you customize your character a little more than usual and patch it. For some fucking reason.

I'm completely baffled as to how a trainwreck of this magnitude could have been crafted by human hands
And this shit has had continuous updates for years, so it's not like they never had a chance to fix any of it

The GTA:O pc community is xbox tier. I m used to people being retarded but not that retarded.

Well thats one mean individual

the MP probably makes more money, why would they make stories then.

I bought it and I regret my decision.
The online mode is nothing but a soul crushing, boring grind to be able to afford an engine remap that costs more than a new car for some reason full of cunts that just randomly kill you for merely being next to them for a second with no aggression.
It becomes a game of "avoid all other players at all costs unless you have passive mode on but that randomly fails on you."

The races are always the same, there's only a few races people play and it's always "get in dat supercar and race around in the fastest one and get rammed to oblivion". There's no whacky races.
All the money apparently is in heists but heists mean
a) Trying to coordinate with a bunch of bumbling retards
b) Using the godawful gunplay
It is an abortion of a game with inflated prices for the sole reason to nickel and dime the players for overpriced shark cards. It is a representation of all that's gone wrong with video games.

It's the most boring shit