Webm thread, GO HOME GAMER GIRL edition

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The anime is Initial D, check the credits if you're willing.

Well, it would take a greater man than I to be alright with such a scenario.

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Lewds huh?

Well, the definition of cucked is when you're raising the children of those men, but it isn't far off.

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And that is why you don't put your personal information on social media, if at all on the Internet. Teachers used to teach that shit back in the early 2000's, shame it ain't taught anymore.

Unfortunately I still put my info to buy shit but never on social media.

she is more hardcore than everyone on this site

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You fucked it up.

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Same here, I tried giving myself a doxing simulator, it didn't work.

Real name and everything.
Feels fucking good man, I can be as autistic as I want.

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Let this be a lesson, never live in San Francisco.

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Only thing wrong with her is she is now an alcoholic thanks to her dead husband. She was GOAT

You do know they're a bunch of pretentious little pricks, right?

That creature had a 'husband'. Absolutely pathetic as are you cuckold sympathiser.

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You can game their entrance exams so basically anyone can join. That thing is nothing more than a trumped up whore with a false sense of self importance.

go back to making dinner for your waifu faggot

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mp4 related, its you ya lil cuck BITCH

Whatever you say, user.

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they don't make em like they used to

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Many inconsistencies in your comment I can point them out to you.

Calling someone who does not approve of cuckoldry a faggot when cuckoldry is the height of faggotry. Furthermore assuming non cucks are waifu pillow havers?

My assumption of you is that you are desperate for any kind of pussy that is why you'd be a glad cuck as beggars cannot be choosers.

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more guitarfag please?

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you win user. you caught me redhanded.

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soundcloud.com/user-149466781
You can probably find him on Brit/pol/

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Cheers lovely xx

is this like some sort of crush-style fetish?

what the fuck is she saying?

whyjou bemacon funo da axescent man?
is u a raycis bumbaclout?

Is this what happens when you censor porn?

Damn I never knew I wanted this so much.

She is talking about how women that shave and then colour their eyebrows back on are retarded, took me a couple times to get it

What dialect is that anyway?

Bix nood dialect of the Wewuz province in Nigeria

vidya lewds?

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Sweet Jesus, Matt's gone insane.

Not really into black chicks but would slam clam

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I have the song name, but I want something some lewd webms

Wow, they really went with Yuri Lowenthal?

He's not good. He's just cheap and local.

Holy shit. What a genius. That is how you do, "It's so bad, it's good"

Watch the whole thing
youtube.com/watch?v=PvACWh8k7Io

The best Samus

Damn nostalgia man

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Here's some

A classic dame.

finally a true woman worthy of my praise

m'lady

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Where has all that classic beauty gone? Take a look at the "stars" of today and you'll feel like puking.

I want my handsome actors and beautiful actresses back ;_;

*tips fedora*

Didn't you know that beauty is subjective? #triggered #dontlooklikeme

Those are too racist.

I wonder if there's a certain group which is heavily involved in deciding what the media depicts.

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Now I know why the Greeks called us barbarians.

Have some self respect.

I'd feel more inclined to play that that if it actually looked like that and wasn't just some April fools one-day thing.

Well good thing I didn't. This is a different weeb I follow on youtube.

Хлеб?

I wish i had some of that

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Japan is doing something stupid again?

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my god this is genius

Educational video
(please don't treat like gore, its just blood)

What happens when you cut yourself not "across the street", but "down the road".

I've seen that trick on Penn & Teller: Fool Us, except magician was doing it himself instead of forcing someone else. And he didn't hurt his hand in the end. Fucking Pooland.

She sounds like she can't pronounce "r" at all.

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isn't it some sort of Afrikaner dialect?
Like a wheezy, high-pitched Maori

this cheekis me right in the breeki

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Artificial beauty at best.

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this is fucking brutal

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That was ours damnit. Give it back.

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oh my galoshes those sidewalks are MASSIVE

It looks more like chibi dance than loli.

Back when niggers knew their place.

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fucking kill me

ultimate waifu apart from the porn

NEVER EVER

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give up now

user, c'mon

Because that image is cute I'll remake the webm with the may voice.

Mae'r iaith hwn yn hawdd iawn yn wir, butt

I never got Revelator, what cute nickname does she have for the new characters when they're selected?

Lewd you say?

She's a complete mess now. She's a fucked up alcoholic and a hardcore Atheist who's a member of the meme religion Pastafarianism.

Yeah. I don't know why anyone would ever join. They don't do anything but circle jerk.

Blood is close enough to gore faggot

Well thats the first time i've seen anything that could resemble across between alien and the thing

Looks way too close to Alien. I actually thought it was Alien for a second.

Its educational video for those who want to cut themselves, stop being a dick.

You turn off blood in all video games you see? Go live in germany!

Not played Revelater much yet I Can't get over how much worse the PS3 version looks compared to the PC and I don't have an ethernet cable for my PS3 so playing online has extra lag from simply that So I can't tell you sorry :^/

You're such a faggot user, holy shit, I should report you for period blood right now.

I can't imagine a man's standards being any lower

those sound effects tho

Goy, you don't need a gun to protect yourself.

Remember Alien Trilogy? I loved stomping around geiger's ship in the third act.

It is if the blood is coming from a wound on some guys arm that is slowly being cut across with a wire

Cute.

Can I get a glass of water?

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"Blood is close enough to gore faggot"
These are your exact words you cum guzzler, It also never shown the tearing of the skin it's just showing the negative effect and the excess bleeding you pansy.

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this more your taste?

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Couldn't even watch more than 5 seconds of that shit.

I chuckled at the Flash Dance part though.

I swear the animation is slowly getting worse and worse, it looked really smooth especially in the mouth animation when I first seen it, this looks like a quick flap

Credit where credit is due. That's a respectable musical number, with some good visual humour going on. For a cartoon for little girls.

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I really hate the Steins;Gate Anime.

Fuck, that's realistic as fuck

i wonder how they feel about this now

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Fuck off back to your containment board, faggot.

That shitty Ying Yang Yo show did more violent fights episodically

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Overlaying fight music over the occasional animu fightan magik scene can't insulate you from the truth, horsefucker. If you're still engrossed in the fandom this long after Lauren Faust got chased off, it's because you lack the objectivity to admit that your bandwagon has already gotten stuck and sunk into a shit-swamp, and is also on fire.

This one's for you, /mlp/. Now stop horsing around and post more vidya.

No. I like the show too, it's not casual fans fault that faggots with maximum autism fucked shit up.

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It's heavily influenced by Geiger's art style.

It shows how little the faggot who put that scene together knew what the fuck was going on.

I gotcha.

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Pretty much this. It's like hating good games because of all the jew companies and shitty games out and the "nerd culture" and shit that's brought in from the outsiders looking for that source of inclusion.

I still spoiler pony stuff out of respect for people who are sick of what the shitheads have done

its kinda fucking boring anyway, and you're just wasting the sites storage space and the threads upload limit by posting stupid bullshit

LOL

That isn't a valid comparison there. MLP is literally a show for little girls there is genuinely no excuse for a sane masculine male to watch it.

All the 'men' who like MLP all have the same voice and speak the same I've noticed I am not sure if this is from watching the show or is due to their mental illnesses. This is an example of the MLP watcher voice.

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Yes, why would males in the late 20s/early 30s demographic enjoy a solid, throwback style cartoon like the silly ones they enjoyed as children on saturday mornings?

It must be a mental disorder.

Kill yourself faggot.

Some fresh OC.

mlp isn't a solid cartoon. the west has been devoid of producing any good animation in the past what, decade?

This looks like shit, I had to scale it own to a amount where I might have well not posted it.

its pretty boring too

get the fuck off my anime board

Well shit, I have a post with a typo and a extremely poor quality video and apparently I have the "wrong password" when I attempted to delete them.

I honestly don't see why people praise this damn pony show so much when it doesn't do anything that other cartoons haven't done before it, better, and with less controversy and hate.

I mean for fuck's sake the original Powerpuff Girls cartoon was meant for girls but everybody loved it anyway and nobody gave a shit because there weren't fat ugly manchildren dedicating their entire goddamn lives to it.

And honestly, I have more respect for FOTM anime watchers and people that have their TV stuck on HBO than people who think MLP is anything more than just a slightly less boring way to pass time than mowing the yard.

My only theory is that it's contrarianism.

I suppose I may be a more unique case then.

My mother collects and makes outfits for Dam Trolls. There is quite the collector market for them and moreso if you have an authentic Dam (dah-um).

I watched MLP when Youtube yanked Onegai my melody as I was in a weird situation where I could access all the hard gore drama shows of any sort, but something cute and silly was hard to come by.

In a weird mashup, my mother of all people grew interested in it and has shared an interest in the original MLP toys, some of which we've obtained via people giving them away and are authentic G1, which have a similar run to Dam trolls.

So I watch the show in a passive manner, it's something I can share with my mother now and then, and since she detests current trolls, I can reach a middle ground by getting her MLP figures of various types as enjoyable gifts.

Simpler times…

holy shit that's pathetic.

If I ever see someone in a public place with their phone and hear anything that sounds remotely familiar to "hey what's up youtube" I will PISS ON THEIR PHONE

Another flawed observation. As a young boy I knew the difference between a show for girls and a show for boys.

So you are referencing a 'throwback' to something that never occurred for me or other boys. Now Ren and Stimpy that was more to my tastes or Transformers.

You never addressed the point of all MLP watchers speaking the same this sort of 'cutesy' voice I am 100% certain it caused by the show and for being a faggot or killing myself you need to realise how ridiculous that is coming from a literal manchild typing to a mentally healthy masculine man, if I die the world has a net loss if you die as a burden the world would be better off based on science purely.

This relationship with your mother sounds most unhealthy muthsera you need to strike out on your own and cut the apron strings lest they be your noose.

That is inefficient as you will need piss ready and will have to whip out your penor and go on the phone also it could backfire and give them many views. Better to just give them a top tier zinger like "Hey everyone get a load of this FAGGOT" or copy what they are doing and saying to show them how much of a clown they are.

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Do you require tips, fam?

I drink nothing but Dr. Pepper, I am ALWAYS ready

You best be ready for those kidney stones too m8

what?

Having a topic and an occasional gift for my mother that we can talk about more than "thanks" and "you're welcome"?

I think you're overestimating how much interaction we have.

>Carefully looking for videos in my folders that I don't think I've seen posted too recently.

I should really learn video editing, so I could have the satisfaction of creating and posting true OC.

Your posts seem familiar.

clipgrab can be a good shortcut for ripping vids from sites (youtube) and changing the ratio will chop down the file size.

it's a good start, but not true webm crafting.

Not nearly enough penises and vaginas.

Thanks, I'll remember to check it out.

True. currently it looks a lot like Prey, or more aptly, the final level in Tomb Raider 1.

My only weakness!

Thank you so much.
I've been looking for this video for about a month now.

That door on the 3 minute mark is clearly a vagina.
But yeah, i'm guessing there will be more levels designed to be more phallic, but you don't wanna scare off normalfags right away with metal dicks and cunts.

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That is possibly the worst hack and slash boss I've every seen.

I hate watching gameplay made to hype shit up like this by playing it all to specifically to look cinematic because from an outside view I can see this boss is extremely exploitable but the player is obviously choosing not to to show it's fancy move set off.

But it is a cute female robot. Therefore the gameplay does not matter.

I'd totally clang it yeah Where's the /clang/ of her?

should have killed that nigger

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It's a show for children user. It literally doesn't hold enough stimulation for an adult mind. Let alone watching 5(?) seasons worth of it and arguing over best pony.

It's 20 minutes long. Not even every week. I throw it on my second monitor between episodes of Anime or between New Japan events.

Arguing over Best Pony baffles me just as much as waifu-shit does, but whatever. It's better then most other shit on TV right now.

Source?

Post the other one

sounds like a waste of time to even bother with something so utterly shit

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I like to think the curtain call for the west's creativity for animation was the finale for Justice League: Unlimited and Fosters. Once those were out the door there was a very significant and rapid drop in quality after that.

Are you serious?

Holy fucking shit nigger, stop posting this shit to try and prove MLP isn't a little girl's show. It's a motherfucking little girl's show. Trying to argue anything different is asinine and you should be fucking shot if you really believe that. It's bad enough it has that cringeworthy music added to it, but what the fuck are you trying to prove by posting a shitty fight scene from an even shittier episode that doesn't even remotely represent the actual appeal of the show? Are you trying to impress the Dragonball Z crowd? This isn't going to grab their attention, you stupid inbred. If they want to see people fly around and make huge-ass explosions then they'll stick to a show that actually does it well, not watch a cutesy kid's show because of one half-assed, unmemorable fight scene. Hell, it ended in a fucking stalemate, the episode's plot would not have been any different without it, it didn't fucking add anything to the episode beyond blowing up that purple cunt's house to make room for their stupid fucking crystal castle bullshit because "BUY OUR TOYS YOU AUTISTIC NECKBEARDS™". There was never an ebin anime-style fight scene before in the show, and there has never been one since, and for good reason. It's not intense at all, it was forced as hell, and it was wildly out of place. This episode was a mistake, season 4 was a mistake, anyone who enjoyed it is a mistake. If you actually browse /pone/ and aren't just shitposting then fuck off and never come back.

t. /pone/

And if you casually watch the show and don't browse /pone/? Because honestly, the autism in that place is fucked.

>>>/vp/

Neat. I wonder who uploaded that video to the internet.

If you really didn't want to be associated with them then you wouldn't be arguing with strangers about it.

It's more a personal dislike of mine. I fucking hate people hive minding and telling people 'oh you like THIS? You must be mentally damaged'.

Seriously. It's the most bullshit, inane nonsense in the world. It's clique-y and spineless and absolute fucking cowardice. Hiveminding up and shitting on something for no apparently good reason, just because it's cool to hate that thing and the people who like it.

It's one of the few things that legitimately piss me off and constantly reminds me of just how shitty and vapid the average poster on Holla Forums can be.

Remember, when hues join your server these are the kinds of people you're playing with

Nobody likes ponyfuckers user. The ones that started the fandom on Holla Forums were being ironic, which ended up killing them. Plus only the only good seasons were like the fist two.

It was an obvious fake, m8. There is no way those kids are so weak that they couldn't kill it after that many blows.

Neat.

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xhosa

Can confirm. Had a classmate, who trashed her car several times, in only 6 months.

Jesus fuck
And here I thought the bronies were dead.

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where IS THIS FROM WHERE?!

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Free Bird by Nagisa

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did that ever fool anybody?

this is proof that keyboards existed for a long time, randomly mashing keys is the only way something like this came to exist

I love these artificially colored old pictures

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>>>/pone/
>>>/mlp/

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The animation? or the character?

The character is from Teaching Feeling.

I don't know the source of the animation. Possibly the dev of the game playing around.

It's the umpteenth time I've seen and I still can't tell whether this video was intended to be horror.

if it wasn't for your filename I would have just assumed he has a speech impediment

That's shit. Here's a much better animated music video.

have some laffs

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All we need to do is be a pragmatic society. Basically getting rid of liberals.

my fetish is finally paying off

So as far as I can tell to "objectify" someone is to see them as not having emotions, thoughts, wants, and dreams and so forth.

But then those are fictional characters. They don't have those things to begin with. Also I've never played those particular games, but don't most fictional girls have personalities that men like as well as being wanted for their bodies? Doesn't that mean that men see even fictional women, except for in porn really, as active agents instead objects?

And even if they didn't, isn't the argument that because men see fictional women as objects they'll see real women as objects really stupid with no evidence to support it?

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Privilege does exist, but it's only for rich cunts.
And while having good parents does make you more likely to succeed, it's not really something other people should blame you for. It's not like making everyone have shitty parents is the solution.
White people don't have it better than blacks, and men don't have it better than women.
Damn this is seriously getting old, I'm so sick of people like this.

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that's probably not even his daughter, that's probably his little sister.

Nobody would care if you watched the show bruv. You are just acting like the average autist who does with your spergout. If you took the banter about the show well and did not freak out about it, we would leave it at that and not call you a fag as much.

I remember Rat Fink, and the tail end of that commercial, but the toys never interested me. In the seventies, I saw people with Rat Fink shirts and stuff.

forums.uesp.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=22719

Fuck, if she didn't want to get married she can do whatever she wants.
She must have loved the guy in order to get to the stage where he's proposing to her, if not, how did that even happen?

Also, it portrays married life and having children as boring tedious bullshit filled with endless suffering and depression, but that's only if you don't love the person you marry and have kids with.

And it's not like promiscuity and alcoholism are good ways to live your life, you might have a little fun, but you'll be empty inside.

Dating a pornstar is one of the hardest things to do, because she's not looking for a romp in the hay

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This is the same guy who did that Trump Japanese commercial thing.

I've heard about professional pornstars who only star with their husbands.
Of course, everything still falls under 3DPD, so the question is void anyway.

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I don't know how it works in the US but couldn't he just refuse? Where I live theres a lot of paperwork before you're officially enlisted.

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Yeah he can just explain what happened.

It's still funny though.

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This sequence in super metroid is why manuals are sort of important

But that implies modern games have such mechanics :^)

Wait a second, games have manuals?

i wish this guy would make more vidoes

sauce

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anyone got that video of stalker gameplay, where the enemy AI gangs up on the player in 1 spot, while accordion music is playing (not the regular cheeki breeki one)
i want the music but i can't remember the name

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Kill me, Pete.

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Užičko Kolo?

yeah, thanks

sauce pls no reverse image search worked

Great taste user
Polite sage for not contributing

I'm glad I haven't eaten anything in the past 28 hours.

I can't wait until we get Adrian Barbeaubots

QTs like these are the reason I'm learning Russian.

How many good boy points saved up? Ask mommy for some tendies.

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I'm fasting right now. Not for religious reasons. just want to see how long I can go without eating. That and I'm fat and I'm trying to condition myself to eat less so I can lose weight. So far I lost 8 pounds since the month started.

That's stupid, your body will think there is a shortage of food and store everything as fat. Just eat regularly but in smaller quantities, you fat fuck. Also do sports.

It's good to see that dancing hunter webm again. It's been a while.

I use to have a link for the actual sketch on youtube but I've lost it.

No thanks but I'm not a normalfag.

What?

Sports are for normalfags. What's so hard to grasp about what I just said?

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Nothing. I was just confirming.

Do your self a favor and take some muti vitamins so you don't feel like shit more so than you already do.

Also, if you want to lose weight, look up Keto. Basically just cut out carbs from your diet. As long as you drink enough water it's a pretty safe diet. Just gotta stick to it and not cheat.

A little proof of my progress.

Sage for off topic.

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what mod and wad is that?

Russian Overkill

This is why the Polish name for Germany is 'Niemcy', basically means mute or babblers.

I'll let you onto a secret.
That video is what the UN want's the world to be. It is a fucking video the UN put out to try and get people on board with that shit.

Absolutely cringe-worthy.
most retarded stuff i have seen in a while.

For some reason my MPC-HC can't play this.

I'm pretty sure he actually is autistic

And now actual video game related webms

Sage for doublepost

That was great, I need a playlist of that music.

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Here's the other one that gets used all the time.

He's too cool.

At first it was funny, but this just made it sad.

This should explain everything.

Well atleast arin still mocks "gaymur gurls" every now and then, last i saw him doin that was while playing mario maker.

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You sure you want it?

Because the retard who made it doesn't know how to pix_fmt.

Susumu Hirasawa is high tier.

Ninjiroll Aye-bros

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i have bad news for you

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Topical

Removing one webm removed both of them.

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Same here.

Meant for

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it's all satire isn't it?

fuck yeah I loved frontline.