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Sand logic

Atleast we wont be seeing the irritating posters anymore.

sci posted yesterday

Did someone say irritating posters?

Go back to lewd

oh yay it's cato

this new manaregen is awful

I am still in lewd

Evening

how's the rock business?

take your MOBA shit somewhere else.

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awfullll

Stay inside your autism container

it's pretty sad when cato is one of the better looking sissies on /lewd/

You and your league porn

Fucking mindnumbing, man
I don't really remember any of the day to day things that happened in the past month, I have been a zombie.

you probably slept and ate and shit a lot. and shoved rocks up your bum

Sounds reasonable

Give me blue buff or give me death.

why do you post as noun^2 on lewd?

I fucking hate enemy luxes

yeah, that's me

i asked why

How'd they change it?

Because they take your blue?

They made all mana regen into percent gains on level kill or assist or something

Noun posts Holo also and is a pretty decent guy

Because of their massive range

I can't get close to one as kayle unless I play mind games with her

what makes him so decent?

What makes anyone a decent person?

W H Y

Can you guys not just like fucking kill yourselfs

should i record this trip

The secret to beating lux is not playing kayle

character, morals, self-respect, other things

I judge people on their ability to help others. That's one example I guess.

hope you trip down a fucking ravine

Good afternoon.

Over
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Take a camera, if you see some interesting stuff then why not savour it?

I tend to think of it as a more nebulous thing that takes many different factors into affect, so one specific thing can't really be pointed to

LIST THINGS YOU SISSY

Usually what happens with an opinion bases topic.

i guess it cant hurt

afternoon googles, sorry i'm a bit in a hurry.
i'll talk to you later :D

yea.. it's just if i bring a camera that means i have to bring extra bag.
ahhh i'll do it, it'll be worth it

good bye!

fucking cock tease

Bybye

hopefully he gets his organs stolen

Lurking Holla Forums makes me wanna just go back. Place is dying.

uh
"nice guy"
Posts the same thing I do
doesn't really hold grudges or actively fuck with people like a number of people that have been regulars here

Makes sense
What is a good drink for someone who doesn't like drinking very much?

All the more reason we would get instab& though, our threads would be the most popular thing there

lets all pick a waifu and join up

I could play zed I guess.

But I love my baby.

Screwdriver.
One part vodka to three parts orange juice.

You actively hold a grudge though

awe you know we're just joking and truly value you as an internet personality

Gross

Against me, when I started being nice to you

Or is that a stupid meme

totally missed grim x cato

Should I get Monster Hunter, Grim?

If you can evade, I will join you

Clockwork.

1000 percent yes

A new one is coming this summer

Looks like Ghostie pre-transition with a red wig

Only against one person, everyone gets one

What about a decent bar drink, if "beer" then a specific one

hm?

Funny joke

Ok, this is for you user ♥

If you dislike alcohol then you won't like beer.

Yuengling.

can he even be considered post-pre-transition yet?

Tracer Bullet

Morning.

I'm going out with my friends next Friday for my 21st and all I really know is that cider messes with my stomach and margaritas are good
What could go wrong, right?

This qt is going to be in it, Ian

afternoon*

also don't drink.

A lot of things.

Too late for that.

fucking furries

Fucking pones

To jail with you

Why.

I have already passed out in a bathroom once, that is NOT happening again

waaaaa is that considered porn

Breaking the law.

Okay.

Which.

Almost.

oho well I's gong to bed

Istill have no idea what most of the new items mean

Crimes against humanity.

Have good dreams.

Which.

Will buy if I can borrow the DS again

I'll know tonight

He looks way different so visibly at least

The rules I just made up about not drinking.

Get me one too.

Hm.

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What's the drama tonight?

boypussy

There is none, that's why it's so dead.

Who are you?

I didn't know it was dead. I just got here.

That is Lenko.

I keep answering that question for him cause I know he probably won't give a straight answer.

ore wa oreda

testi-kun spoils me

I see.

It is appreciated.

What does that mean?

Hi Welma!

Hope you feel better tonight.

"I am me" or something

I don't know.

I AM WHO I AM

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Popeye the sailor man?

Darn.

"I Am That I Am" would be better.

Are we making the same reference here?

What's the difference?

ye

nah man my biceps are actually bigger than my forearms irl

nope, I'm quoting ian.

Toot toot.

I was quoting Exodus.

nice

this a wikihow thread?

You're basically saying no.
I know you're feeling pain because of you weight.
I want to help you feel better, but idk how.

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Stop trying. People make it worse when they try to do that.

i have a gang of this shit

Hey, you played Bloodborne right?

I know you don't pay much attention to story in video games, but hopefully you'll still like this old thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=PQjm5ApVTv8

I only played up to the first crows before returning it and my tv.

It being the ps4. I apparently still have the game itself cause it got scratched and is not worthy of reselling back to GameStop.

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I know, right?

Coincidentally I bought some Cinnamon Toast Crunch on the way home tonight to try to eat breakfast tomorrow ;3

That's nice and all but you can't possibly get the joke. You don't even know who Willem and Laurence are by that point.

But yeah, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is pretty good. Eating breakfast actually makes it easier to wake up earlier the next day too, because when you eat actually affects your circadian rhythm.

Well, yeah. I didn't get it and I stopped watching when I saw the Cap'n.

Waking up is the worst part of the day tbh

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The entire story of Bloodborne is "how to do everything wrong".
Pretty much everyone deserved their fates.

It's dumb, but alright.

It's art

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{earthquake}

i have way too many of these mate

feel like sharing folder?

Well supposedly it should get easier if you eat breakfast regularly. That is, if the times you actually intend to wake up are regular as well.

It's almost like you don't believe in cutting out eyeballs and shoving them up peoples' noses and drinking the blood of tentacle monsters.

As soon as the fat bastard pointed to the lake, I murdered his ass.

Hey man, I was doing well with not thinking about it. I even ate at work. I wanted to enjoy my go-home-early night and shoot the shit and then here comes Grim asking about the problem directly.

Like, it's all just shit. Thanks for trying, but you of all people should know that's not the way to go about it with me.

Just sayin.

I haven't eaten a legitimate regular breakfast since Junior highschool lol

This might not work.

He was an asshole anyway.

theyre just in my picture folder
i only have a few more

I'd be horrible in any true horror situation.
I'd be rightfully paranoid and way too prone to letting everyone die with the rationalization "they deserved it".

Am I strange for thinking I want somebody to make me eat breakfast every day? Like, somebody that won't let me just stay in bed forever?

If you mean like horror movie type situation I'd try to save people in the hopes that they can stay my meatshield a while longer.

Of course. I'm sorry.

LMAO

Not strange at all.

souhaite revenir donc je peux coller tout mon bras dans le cul

Nah. I mean the Bloodborne-esque "cosmic horror, everything's fucked, just give up" type.
If either of us managed to not end up dead shortly after it began and involved in whatever main plot there was, I'd just end up shooting/stabbing what was supposed to help us.

O-oh..

Well, then. How was your evening?

I'd try to appeal to any ancient horrors agreeable enough to listen to humans. There's usually at least a few.

You know, if you can pronounce their names right at least.

jesus

Would you trust a guy with fucking mushrooms coming out of his neck to just jump into a lake?

Who are you even talking about?
Usually using names or linking posts helps prevent vague bullshit.

Other than being an autistic retard who forgets the needs of others, It was nice. Went faster than expected.

Just gonna be a shill and tell you to listen to Drakes new album Views

Time flies when you're a faggot.png

I'd rather it go fast than drag on. The weather's been making work slow as balls ;~;

Well, for the most part I don't eat breakfast often either, it's not a big deal either way.

I think in situations like that you essentially have to say to yourself "World's ending anyway, might as well suspend disbelief and hope for the best."

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gmorning

No sign of sun anywhere. I miss it.

It's nearly midnight, you fuckwit.

easy
you don't

I'd just push his crippled ass into the lake first.
If he dies, so be it. If he lives, well he's not getting gangraped by spiders from hell.
Either way, win-win.

Good "morning".

it is

but it's my morning

eventually it'll stable out, but still adjusting.

wait for it...

It's just too scary to get yourself into a position to have your ideal realized tbh.

It feels really nice to walk in the rain on the other hand...

*now

you said that weeks ago.

I was just about to say. I'd rather have it rain all week than be cloudy.

I just need some good SPF then I couldn't care less about the weather.

i fucked up.

then stuff happened.

now here i am, attempting it again.

well worth it.

This shit is why I'd keep you around in a dreamscape nightmare cosmic apocalypse even after you start going crazy.

Rom is probably something I'd be like "hey, you seem friendly, can I hang out in here while all the beasts outside eat eachother? Thanks".

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picturing you applying sunscreen gives me mixed emotions

waaiiit for it...

Sorry.

L
O
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Okay?

I'm not going to give up on it, though.

I probably would have stabbed whatever the fuck the guy in the church is on first sight. And the whore. And the granny. I would hesitate on the crow lady because I'd just be rightfully paranoid. After vampire lady gets stabbed and keeps laughing, I'd just throw her off the castle. Fucking freak.

Please don't.

You get perma-grumpy like me lol

It's just like impossibly frightening to let anyone in now and it sucks.

SHUDDUP

its aiite :p

vit water is nice

Apparently I'm going to inexplicably cry myself to sleep now.

Night, threaders.

i was going to wait til midnight to say good morning.

fuck it.

I mean, I'm acting under the assumption that I wouldn't be the hunter, cause if I wasn't I'd mostly be skulking around and not getting close enough to anybody to kill or get killed.

If I had the hunter's dream to fall back to then there's really no point in being scared of anybody.

I'm already a pretty grumpy guy so I can imagine I would be pretty bad.

Yeah, I know the feeling.

Oh, good night Elma.

Well, bad news, it's 11 here.

Boo.

It's time, Grim.
Just walk out.

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Take a shot, Bebop.

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Touche.
I wasn't really thinking about it from a mechanics standpoint, just me being in that situation.
Which would just end with me murdering (or getting murdered) by all of the humanoids left.

i got nothin tho
come over and gimme some, i'll drink all night witchu

hi lexi

867 5309

Oh great.. I think I lost my tripcode.

I'd go with "murdered by a beast" actually. Even with some yharnamite blood letting you do anime rolls and jumps and shit you'd probably end up dying in a fight against something like the blood starved beast. Fucker's fast.

And if you don't use yharnamite blood, well... guess you'd just die sooner.

pls die in ur sleep

u wanna trade trips bebop
ours are both pretty dank

Maybe I'd just get lucky and find Ebrietas, resulting in my eventual insanity.
Not from her Eldritch influence but just trying to figure which of her various, er, orifices is her goddamn face.

this is what to expect in league, tsuchi

rip lexi naked now

which one are you offering?

I Don't want to keep fighting, boo.

hola what is up

Presumably the thing facing Rom.

Well, at least you'd have water and moon men neighbors to make friends with.

Man, never have I thought to utter the phrase "I just want to eat umbilical cords and go home".

you must understand how great of a trip dogshitsci is, yes?

fighting what, mate?

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Its not my fault I'm not popular

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I don't know if I'd want to be a space slug. I'd probably do it cause lol god-like powers

my trip you nigger
look at it
lets trade

at least you still have trapping to fall back on

have it???

or like
a woman
I'm only 20
thats petty gay what you said faggot lol

If everything is a crapsack world, might as well become a god.

Childs Play by Drake 👌👌👌

wat bebop
stop trolling me nigger

isnt almost everything i say now a days pretty gay

see
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are you daft

He wants you

to give him

your tripcode

and he

will give you his

omfg where is the confusion coming from

yeah You'rre gayer than I am you weirdo

H-hello

This is not Discord, are you lost?

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I DONT KNOW

how many traps have u fugged
im at 1 here

I'm not gay lol

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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You dated Flan and MGD, didn't you?

back off my sis dood

i
have
it
???

hey now
I never dated flan
And I was under the impresion mgd as female

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tsuchi used to pretend to date colbert

You are so gay.

What?

Oh.

Well then what an incredibly stupid exchange.

mayaka/sara said it was true, and i believe it.

you meth smoking homo

i showed him the post where i had it twice now
it's why i asked

it's true i remember it quite well

NEVER SEX'D
DOES NOT COUNT

Seems like a very believable source.

oh you have it?
damn nigger why didnt you just say that
give me yours anyway and we can pretend i gave you this one

im not hte only one then.

Hey, you better clean that up.

Gullible is written on your ceiling.

i linked you the post that had it twice
???

i'll give you another trump one that looks good eh

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I KNOW WHO HE'S TALKING ABOUT

Mayaka mayaka sara Sara

for sure mate
i thought you were just trolling me tbh

TSUCHI IS A COMPLETE FAGGOT

@Mayaka @mayaka

That Scarlet poster from /lewds/.
The one Grim wanted us to believe was locked in his basement for...reasons unknown and probably best that way.

it was a one dick scenario come on

MAYAKA/SCARLET

is older then most of u posting wise for animus

Isn't he only 18 or something

20

You probably ate the whole ass.

I've known him for too long then

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WOAH
I DON'T EAT ASS

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you ever listen to Clutch bards

Ladies

I eat ass

good post

Uh, cool.

Who is that?

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I do my best

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we get it u have gray hair

Are you noticing the problem here?

I've been here
bout 2 weeks now
give or take a few days
I

jealous.

i,m sure boo knows

youtube.com/watch?v=s4ABpbxIPFI
its rock

i know just about everything babe

check steam btw boo

do people get jealous of ur life? and gay tendencies?

BEBOP

ewfdsvg

Sorry I don't like this very much, but I appreciate you sharingi it with me
new musicis always goood

id ask you the same question mate
youve fucked more 'girls' than me havent you?

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I used to fuck a new girl each week...

so probably

hey slut how many people did you meet up with on craigslist

I listen to good music that is not rap too you know

im not talking about regular sex mate
im talking about the sinful task we've both undertaken
having sex with 'girls''

This week or since I found out about it

ui ur fucking wasted man

Please tell me this is a joke.

my favorite landwhale
how are you

hello

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I took this with my phone at fred meyer grocery store today

testing trips - ͜ -

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I usually jerk off, but I have sucked tranny dick a lot and I have fucked tranny ass a lot

lol
of all time of course
did you ever get any
s-sex diseases

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about 63 this year alone and over 400 last year my dick literally fell off from the aids

trnny dick is nice and I am also not straight so fuck u dooood

thats fuckin hot

listen to Views btw Boo

The chlamydia makes my skin burn

I know u love tran s ick u fucking homo boo..... embrace it fagot

*trans dick

i already pirated it and listened to it mate
it's great

i dont prefer it over vagina
that's as much as ill say about that

call me fat again.. come on pussy do it

*opens up trenchcoat to reveal holster concealed carry desert eagle*

bet u wont now, will u? pusy

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Who wants to play Overwatch!?

It kind of sucks.

I can say the same.

ev eryone knows im a pedo, but im actually nor because i love animated vaginas

holy shit these pepes are so fucking dank

i havent even seen like half of them

how'd you get these desu

Is that so?
Hmm.

HUEHUEHUE

I'm enjoying it.

how long u been lurking faggot?

,

Who knows, do you?
Hmmm.

for about aprox. 23 minutes

You think so?
Perhaps..

what the fuck are you posting

fugg or grimmmmmm

It's just a slightly more diverse TF2.
There's no real reason to choose support characters nor anything that isn't all out firepower or tanky.

maybe he's a masochist guys

offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Ui you're such a pedo

they all are

scarlet is

I love anime underage cunts tbh

uguu

Am I?
Hmmm

YES YOU TOLD ME

yo wanna hook up and cuck boo?

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also thje person im posting is like 400 years old.

btw

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Do I?
Hmmm

Did I do that?
Hmmm

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400 year old piss pussy btw

I don't have a jew fro and my dick is p big

who is this shortie?

Are you operating under the assumption I like men?
Hmmm

new

prove it

yeah

Overwatch

i like overwatch!