Undertale Hate General

Never played it, can you fine chaps tell me why its garbage?

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or you could just pirate it and decide for yourself

too busy playing xcom ufo defence for that

GET OUT REDDIT

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU TUMBLR CUCKS FUCK YOU

FUCK TUMBLRTALE

Id like to start out by saying, that i think all you people who play tumblrtale suck a big fat goat dick.

now, to move on

I think TUMBLRCUCKS are pathetic. all they do is sit around with their big lips and collect welfare. and if they're not doing that, theyre robbing, raping, stealing, murdering, or in jail. So id like to give a big fuck you to all you tumblrites out there. By the way, im not really racist, i have a tumblrite NIGGER in my family tree. Hes been hanging there about 20 years (badumdum!)

Now on to SJWTALE cucks. they are like a mixture of tumblrcucks and bunnies. they also sit around and collect welfare, but they have a different method. They all reproduce at an amazing rate, and then the welfare collection moves on into the next generation. They really all should be lined up and shot, with their goy clothes and their nigger skeleton flags. And, like tumblrcucks, they go out robbing, raping, mugging, stealing, murdering, and end up in jail.

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALLOWED IN Holla Forums?

Jews. Hitler was right. They are nothing but money grubbing little fucks. like that guy toby fox, look at him. He makes a pointless game, sells a million some copies, AND THAT ISNT ENOUGH. now he has to make a movie too. That movie is going to suck, just like him, and just like all his fans. Hes a self centered piece of shit, just like every other jew ive met. And whats this deal with jews whining about the holocaust?!?! they gotta make movies, books, whatever. Its all about money with them. they cant spend their own money and get on a public access channel and whine about it, no they gotta set up a holocaust memorial, bug that faggot jew steven spielberg to make a movie that sold out, and a bunch of other shit. fuck jews.

Undertalefags. Well, Undertalefags are their own category. It seems they just dont get it. WE DONT CARE THAT YOU LIKE TUMBLRTALE! GET OUT OF MY Holla Forums! I know if i had kids i wouldnt want em to be seein a bunch of cum guzzlin tumblrtales walkin down the street with their womanly manhood dangling around screamin we want videogame discussion….

YOU HAVE VIDEOGAME DISCUSSION! YOU HAVENT BEEN B& YET! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY!

All they do is fuck like bunnies and spread the tumblrcuck virus. I hope they kill themselves off soon.

Tumblrtales are out to ruin the economy. Look at em with their piece of shit meme games. Why do they have to evade our economy? I mean, i dont see anything wrong with them sellin shit over here, but they practically SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS! and YOU FUCKERS keep buying the shit. I say we send a couple more sage-bombs over there, take care of their tumblr asses.

Goat molesters make me sick, but they keep popping up! Whats this world coming to when these guys can peddle their goatkiddy porn over the internet! ITS SICK! All those goatkiddy porn fuckers should be castrated with plastic forks and burned at the stake.

Tumblrtales. God i fucking hate Tumblrtales. LEAVE ME ALONE! All they do is whine about how people are going to go to hell and try and convert people! GET A LIFE! god damn sexually dysfunctional little fucks! You should all be burned at the stake like you did to the pagans! I fucking hate you all!

i feel alot better after doing this. And im not going to hide behind a fake email address and name. email me, i dont give a fuck. all you losers are pathetic. go out and get a fucking life, quit sittin around masturbating to goats behind your computer screen you little scrawny fucks. Im so drunk right now i dont give a fuck if you fags fuckin email me. Hell, i'll give you my fucking fone number too while im at it, feel free to call me, or are you afraid to? afraid i might humiliate you over the phone? 717 867 1292, if its busy 717 867 1679, ask for FUCK OFF TUMBLRTALE, i'll be waiting for all your calls.

oh, and one more thing.

FUCK YOU!

Tumblrtale

Yeah, thats right you fuck, i hate you too.

Then rejoice in the jubilance of loving a game rather than trying to find a reason to bitterly hate one. I don't need to tell you you'll have more fun, you're already having fun.

nah, fuck off

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Trips confirm you don't need to form your own opinion.
It's an amalgam of existing ideas. It may be unique but that uniqueness comes only from alchemizing materials found in other, better games. It's basically a vn with internet inspired writing and humor with a top down perspective and mandatory minigames.

Oops.

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oh good this is just too ridiculous

SO DEEP.

better animation than db super

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Why are you starting a thread with a predetermined bias?

The game has a demo, try it and find out for yourself instead of relying on Holla Forums to solve all your issues.

It's a lite (until later on) bullet hell rpg with some whimsical characters and dialogue, and some creative gimmicks in boss fights. That's really what it boils down to.

Better animation than Pokemon

It's mostly because of it's sonic-tier fanbase.

The game itself is great, not gotyay tier, but great.

Who cares?

Most of the problems stem from the completely retarded writing. The game starts off by telling you monsters are actually nice, decent people, but the instant you start your journey, you get attacked on sight by almost everything. The game beats you over the head with the concept of tolerance and peace towards creatures that literally want to devour your soul. Should you go against this stupidity and defend yourself, the game punishes you by giving you a bad ending and going an extra mile to write data onto your save file that tells the game if you killed during your last run. What little illusion of choice the player is given just gets flushed down the toilet. Couple that with the fact that some 80% of the plot is explained only during and after the final battle of a true pacifist run, and there's just very little to like outside of a nifty little combat system.

it has a godawful fanbase mostly composed of the fags who jumped ship from homestuck during the gigapause
the game itself is pretty average, feels more like a tribute to rpgs than a full-fledged game in its own right, but it's nice for what it is
if you go looking for propaganda in it you'll find it, but i suppose that's true for just about everything
play the game in a vacuum, don't look at anything else related to it, and you should be fine

This.

Holy shit.

THIS.

The Music, Sans, and the Battle System are the only good things about Blunderfail.

Capped.

There's a difference between killing every encounter you get and going out of your way to clear out every area in the game.

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The fucking fanbase.
Although I would like to add, the thing that really ruins it for me is the pixel abuse. There is absolutely no excuse for rixels in a game with such a simple sprite style.

The only people who still give a shit about memetale are a minority of tumblrtards and actual children. Want to know what the irony of this shit thread is? Half of you probably do the same shit as these faggots except with overwatch.

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Don't bother, I tried asking for the same thing in another thread and people DEMANDED that I argue with the points of the images they posted instead of getting an actual counterargument.

General dubs thread?

Back to reddit with you I hate undertale and you sound like a complete fag when did you start browsing chans? Last year?

Fucking typical.

Why screencap such a mundane post making a point that contradicted In a single sentence?

It sucks because people I don't like enjoy it.
I've never actually played it but it's shit because it's popular.

NO I'M NOT JUST A CONTRARIAN TARD.

As a wise man once said "TLDR"

Apparently Holla Forums is making an undertale esque game.

rolling

who gives a shit.

Fuck off Holla Forums

nigger

rolling

this is Holla Forums.
go back to Holla Forums if you think that hugbox shit matters anywhere else.

That looks cool as fuck.

I hope it becomes the next LISA


If you kill even one monster, the game gives you a bad ending.

There's your single sentence.


A wise man once said to check em.

Even somewhat normal looking people getting Tumblrtale tattoos is cringe. Like holy shit in a few years these people are going to commit suicide when they revitalize how shallow they are.

Fuck off Holla Forums we're taking about a VIDEO GAME that Holla Forums is making.

Let's hope it's non-shit

yeah, and who gives a shit.

such easily buttflustered little fags you all are.

user, the kinds of people that get tattoos are the kind of people that never realize how shallow they are.

Jesus Christ

w-what is that?


what's wrong with your FAAAAAAAACE?


rollan

nice digits
:^)

Yes.
for the genocide run you need to kill till you will get message "no body come" instead of encounter.

For the "normal" you can kill w/e you want, no grinding needed.

rolling

Fuck off Holla Forums

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It doesn't have to be too bad

I don't know, ask the undertale general, apparently one of them is paid to moderate e621.

it's been dead since april you cuck

That's not me.

That's Johnny.
He's pretty great


More, Mr. Fairy!~

Then ask one of the boards they went to.

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The 'bad ending' (Genocide route) could actually be argued as the good ending of the game because of what it represents.

The Pacifist route represents the player falling in love with the world and its characters. You help people and go out of your way to not harm anyone that tries to kill you, and in return you are rewarded an ending where everyone can live happily ever after.

The Genocide route represents the player coming to terms with the fact that the world is not real. The villain-protagonist says very little throughout the run, but in the end explains that the player's motivations were understandable and the game's best content (Undyne and Sans) is on that route. Chara will even outright ask you to play something else because you've seen all there is to see if you do a Genocide run twice in a row. In the end there is literally nothing left because you've experienced all the content of the game.

Mind you, the game does pride itself on keeping its universe consistent so you are able to reset the game even after a Genocide route, but that's beside the point.

It makes sense that killing anything in the route would lock you out of the ending that involves you going out of your way to not kill anything.

this is true


How do I get to play this game?


Filtered

Come up with what to discuss it's going to be alive.


no fucking way JEJ

Holla Forums thought it was an okay game before it became popular, we also had good threads on launch before they turn into the cancers that popular generals inevitably turn into for a game that will never recieve an update.

so, in summary, and aside from the cancerous fandom that attatched itself to it, the game is a homage that's decent in its own right.

i think we found a winner

The Game Theory guy gave a copy of it to the Pope

Let's see what I got


That's bullshit, right?

Except the game the demo came out years before the game, so it's vastly different. The demo is a meta game with a cohesive idea. The finished product is a frankensteins monster of stolen ideas from nintendo releases, with a "story" that got lost in shitty writing, and misused characters.

Nope, he went to Rome and talked about vidya in front of world leaders

He used it as an example of how far games have gotten

Confirmed for never playing the demo.
The demo is just the ruins, the final game had some very minor changes but it's still the same

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And I just like to say, even regarding the demo, saving and loading were inconsequential to the actual game.
And anyone saying Da gaem sucks because not meta. Is a retard.

Well, I guess it's a flaw on my part. But with the bad taste left in my mouth after playing through the game twice, I couldn't muster thinking about what it could've been…

You sound like my 13 year old brother who has a meme page on Facebook that regurgitates /int/ and Holla Forums memes

uhhhhh no.
its all gay shit.

re-roll

I don't think there is an image on the internet that can express my reaction to this.

Someday reddit will learn to not overreact about everything in an attempt to fit in on imageboards.

rolling

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Rolling

What a retard, Undertale? That's what you hand to the pope? This is the motherfucking Pope, do you think he has the hours in the day to fuck around with an RPG?

Fucking Hatsune Miku rhythm games would have been better just so he could play it while he's on the plane or something.

You're going to hand the Pope something that looks like it came straight off the NES as an example of how far games have come?

How about Pattapon, Pattapon on PSP would have been great.

Or if the Pope is actually going to devote his time to actually involving himself in a videogame get him Crusader Kings or something.

Jesus Christ, the first rule of gift giving is knowing your audience.

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kill yourself

The pope's a heretic, so it makes sense.

It's not exactly a serious filename. You can tell by the fact I'm not posting the same ten images over and over.

Wait a minute, isn't there a Lesbian romance in Undertale?

Did that incensetive culturally retarded fuckwad give the Pope a game with homosexual overtones?

I'm a dyed in the wool Protestant and even I take offense to that.

what the mother fuck
i got gay zelda shit twice in a row, god damn it

re fucking roll

I want to the groose to let loose inside my caboose.

i want him to bully me so bad


Preach


Yeah, what a fucking idiot.

I mean undertale is basically the ultimate litmus test for secondaries that don't actually play the games they talk about.

They're monsters, so it's okay for them to be gay since they're monsters and blights on humanity.

What did you expect of the heretic pope.

It's kingdom hearts with pixels.

True. If I feel like it, I will make a sequel with 3 factions that are in reality 3 flavors of shit and were the bullet hell parts actually challenge you.

I played through to the end of the prologue and dropped it when the emotionally manipulative shit kicked in. That was Spec Ops: The Line tier garbage

You tried the mod that removes the checkpoints from the Photoshop Flowey and Asriel Dreemurr fights?

Roll

Personally, I'd think the best litmus test for secondaries would be either be anything written by Gregory McDonald, or Christie's The Mousetrap.

The problem is that it's the fucking POPE, does he really thought that he would give a fuck about videogames? And of all the games he could give to him, he chooses the mediocre and overrated one

You make it sound like the game tried to rape you. Where did the game touch you, user?

I want Bob to explode in my mouth

rollan

Also I want to fuck Monster Kid

You played a game where the point is to spare or kill everyone, and you get mad at it for telling you you're shit for not doing either correctly?
That's like crying because you got an E rank on a Sonic the hedgehog game.

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>Kill Toriel

Also rolling. Just give me dubs, you always give me dubs when I roll for this particular image

He's like that guy from Bubble Bobble.


blurp

Yeah I'm sure fictional video game character lesbians are going to offend the pope and not the ass raping priests he has to deal with every day.

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The pope won't care, he's pozzed.
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Only appropriate response to this.

Asriel is the Klonoa of indie furry monsters.

FTFY.

tbh lad

When it tries to guilt trip me for a random high attack that does easily twice if not three times the damage you've been dealing normally, I'm going to react the same way I did to Spec Ops telling the player how awful they are for being railroaded into doing something bad.


And then it lays its cards flat poking you to reload so it can try to be clever by acknowledging savescumming

This show is hot garbage I swear to god. Even the titty monsters look like they were the spawn of a brother and sister who liked each other a little too much.

One of the problems (honest to god problems, not Holla Forums told me it was bad so I made some up problems) is the game throws you a god damn parade when you decide to do a no kill run. Now you're telling me you want the same thing for a neutral one?

Videogames need to bring back failure fanfare.

I agree.


At least I'd like some balance, instead of COMPLETELY nulling it.

Oh well, it won't happen, so there's no use arguing it.

It's not, the fans are. It's one of the better rpgs to come out in recent years.

Her health wasn't even that low. I'd excuse it if critical hits were a thing. At least then I'd know it was a bad dice roll and not a deliberate damage spike to try and force first time players into an unintended kill

zambezi

Well the game sorta balances it. Sans tells you different things whether or not you killed a very few, some of them, or everyone you faced. The neutral end is way more flexible than what you'd think.

Well, I'll be honest, it's far from perfect. A parade of you do a 100%, a HATRED guy ending if you 0% and a million half ass shades of gray in between is sufficient, but that's all it is. While we're on the subject, I'd say that the biggest issue I have with the morality system is that it is woefully obvious from square one that you're meant to spare everyone, and it's nothing short of easy to do so. I really can't say how they could remedy the issue, but if they could, then you might have an eye brow raiser of a game.

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Now we're getting somewhere, this is what I'm trying to get at.

How new are you faggot?

fine ill roll

It's not an RPG, it's a visual novel

You have Four options
Attack
Talk
Spare
Run Away
You can't do any of these on the same turn and if you didn't kill anyone, it would take enough turns of cycling to realize selecting "spare" was doing something.
You fucked up and it isn't the game's fault. They even tell you that "spare" is just saying you don't want to fight and you might have to do it when someone isn't sparable.

You fucked up, stop blaming the game because you are shit.

ok

i have nothing to contribute to this thread

Fair enough. It's not really an rpg at all.

But it definitely has more gameplay than a VN, so we need a new name.

Pope Francis said that he's fine with homosexual unions and shit, he's liberal as fuck.

Thank fuck I forgot to roll the other one, I would have got Bowser, roll

Game has a lil gimmick of having a second save file so to speak of every action taken that can't be wiped and breaks the 4th wall a lot. Has a "make peace not war!" theme generally speaking which, as we all know, is lame and boring.

What killed Undertale was it's fucking fanbase putting goddamn everything everywhere, making shit fanfics, making undertale 'persona', and just the insurmountable levels of porn over characters we -really- don't know jack SHIT about.

The characters are dry and archetypal. We have the silent protagonist, the over-protective tutorial figure, the jackass antagonist, the tsundere rival, the brothers of opposite attitudes, the asocial nerd, and some other random assholes. We never have a real reason to feel attached to ANY of these characters because their lives are so two-dimensional and dull that it seems foreign and alien to our multi-spectrum lifestyles. It's downright obnoxious going through the social scenes with the characters we're supposed to feel emotional connection to because originally we feel NO CONNECTION to them whatsoever. Most try to kill you the first time you meet them, better take them out on a date!

The music is the only good part really but sadly I'm just not 100% a fan of the sort of chiptune style. Another problem is the two 'insert' characters that folks paid way too much money for are IN ACTUAL FURRY PORN. Meaning, you guessed it, more awkward bullshit because we know that random omega shitstain put all his autism bux into putting a porn-sona into a goddamn video game.

That's why even though I like certain parts, these sections just weigh to goddamn much and why I cringe everytime it's brought up. It's become nothing more than a posterchild of random Indie bullshit probably because the game devs blew some journalist or some bullshit.

Well it's a game, and you play the role of a character in a story, what would you call that?

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Besides the long ass post, pretty much this

eh… i hope its coco

Yeah but that's kind of a fool's argument. If you make the same argument, you can say Uncharted is an RPG or Tomb Raider is an RPG. I think a lot of people, including myself, would disagree that those are rpgs, even though you are playing a role.

There's no real stats or equipment, you make choices and you pick options, but you don't have to really manage anything.

I don't think it's an rpg, but it's not a vn either. It's something else.

Makes sense, most of the priests in Rome are having Gay sex behind everyones back. It's the real reason his predecessor left.

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THE NUMBERS WILL SHALL BE DONE

Did you play the game? Leveling up increases your attack and defense stat reducing the amount of damage you take and increases your HP. And there's gear all over the game that changes how your attack works and how much damage you can deal.
I mean shit dude if there's no gear asgore can kill you in 3 hits even with his attack and defense dropped on a pacifism playthrough.
Seriously he does like 14 damage per swing.

coco pls

re-rolling

Stay edgy, Holla Forums

all kongs are shit re-re-rolling

You're right. There's attack and defense and there's some gear.

There is an argument to be made here, some people would consider it an rpg and some people wouldn't and I can really see both sides of it.

It's an RPGVN!

already fapped to wakfu today
re-re-re-rolling

Fuck it, let's roll.

assfaggots sucks ass, re-re-re-re-rolling

this is acceptable

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every time

you're so incredibly wrong

It's too little to be a shmup and the attack system is barebones as fuck

I can't believe you faggots are that concerned about what people will think of you. Undertale is a legit decent game that got a little sloppy near the end but had a lot of character, which is something I see too little of in games nowadays.

Was it summer when the river ran dry,
Or was it just another dam.
When the evil of a snowflake in June
Could still be a source of relief.
O how I love you, I once cried long ago,
But I was the one who decided to go.
To search beyond the final crest,
Though I'd heard it said just birds could dwell so high.

So I pretended to have wings for my arms
And took off in the air.
I flew to places which the clouds never see,
Too close to the deserts of sand,
Where a thousand mirages, the shepherds of lies
Forced me to land and take a disguise.
I would welcome a horse's kick to send me back
If I could find a horse not made of sand.

If this desert's all there'll ever be
Then tell me what becomes of me.
A fall of rain?
That must have been another of your dreams,
A dream of mad man moon.

Hey man,
I'm the sand man.
And boy have I news for you;
They're gonna throw you in gaol
And you know they can't fail
'Cos sand is thicker than blood.
But a prison in sand
Is a haven in hell,
For a gaol can give you a goal
(and a) goal can find you a role
On a muddy pitch in Newcastle,
Where it rains so much
You can't wait for a touch
Of sun and sand, sun and sand…

Within the valley of shadowless death
They pray for thunderclouds and rain,
But to the multitude who stand in the rain
Heaven is where the sun shines.
The grass will be greener till the stems turn to brown
And thoughts will fly higher till the earth brings them down.
Forever caught in desert lands one has to learn
To disbelieve the sea.

If this desert's all there'll ever be
Then tell me what becomes of me.
A fall of rain?
That must have been another of your dreams,
A dream of mad man moon.

DO IT
DO IT
DO IT

And thus a game becomes a "meme game"

Bored of the life on the city of gold
He'd left and let nobody know.
Gone were the towers he had known from a child,
Alone with the dream of a life
He travelled the wide open road,
The blinkered arcade,
In search of another to share in his life.
Nowhere.
Everyone looked so strange to him.

They've got no horns and they've got no tail
They don't even know of our existence.
Am I wrong to believe in a city of gold
That lies in the deep distance, he cried

And wept as they led him away to a cage
Beast that can talk, read the sign.
The creatures they pushed and they prodded his frame
And questioned his story again.
But soon they grew bored of their prey
Beast that can talk?
More like a freak or publicity stunt.
Oh
No.

They've got no horns and they've got no tail
They don't even know of our existence.
Am I wrong to believe in a city of gold
That lies in the deep distance, he cried

And broke down the door of the cage and marched on out.
He grabbed a creature by the scruff of his neck, pointing out:
There, beyond the bounds of you weak imagination
Lie the noble towers of my city, bright and gold.
Let me take you there, show you a living story
Let me show you others such as me
Why did I ever leave?

They've got no horns and they've got no tail
They don't even know of our existence
Am I wrong to believe in a city of gold
That lies in the deep distance, he cried
And wept.

And so we set out with the best and his horns
And his crazy description of home.
After many days journey we came to a peak
Where the beast gazed abroad and cried out.
We followed his gaze and we thought that maybe we saw
A spire of gold - no, a trick of the eye that's all,
But the beast was gone and a voice was heard:

They've got no horns and they've got no tail
They don't even know of our existence
Am I wrong to believe in a city of gold
That lies in the deep distance

Hello friend, welcome home.

Do you want to fucking go, punk?

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You posted those really fast.

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TOO LATE FAGGOT

At least it is trying to be unique unlike the Dragon's Dogma games, Tales of games, FFXV, etc. People go through such lengths to trash Undertale when there is in my opinion many worthier targets to choose.

Choose your waifu.


Memetale was an alright game, not worth $10 or deserving of all the fucking praise it got. There should've been more to it, like exploring the city of monsters, that would be pretty cool. It's an alright game that should've had more to it and it had a good soundtrack.

POST THE TAILS ONE DAMNIT
BATH THE SUMMER IN FIRE

Thank you user, rolling

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literally anything but hornet

Step it up, Holla Forumslacks, you're not supposed to mimic SJWs.
Same goes for Holla Forums that scrapes the bottom of the barrel of boards.

I wasn't the one who started to post Two Babies One Fox, and I don't even have it on my computer.

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Sorry, I'm just lazy

Roll

Gimme the ant girl

rollin

rollan

fuck it, might as well roll

Rollin for feathered anything.

It got praise because it had heart and that resonated with people. Its technical quality was put into question by all but its youngest fans from the get go, but otherwise, all Holla Forums is doing is bashing on autists and preteens who are just having fun, when we could just be doing something better with our time. Like talking about games instead of people.

rollan

raulanne

Wasn't there just the one? The butterdragon thing?

Muffet and Woshua were also designed by someone other than toby and his girlfriend.

Yeah, but weren't those two actually original to Undertale?

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Encounter
attack once
If you read most of the dialogue it shows that most monsters weren't actually trying to fight you. It's just that you're character is so pathetically weak that they take damage from the monsters attempt at contact.
Only a few actually try to kill you and the game only punishes you if you actively seek out all the monsters in an area as opposed to just killing as you encounter things.

I better not get anything shit

you alright?

A giant, gaping anus, which is also too big to be physically possible.

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I'd have to check, but I think muffet may have existed beforehand.

Rolling

You okay guy?

very nice

What kind of conversation are you hoping to gain?

no that was actually me btw
it was me all along

Says the JoJofag

An asserting contributor works under a damaging gift. A box grants a phrase. The pilot masters the trapped pressure. A potential rockets under the activating photocopy.
How will a doubt attend into the squared porter? The unconnected animal misuses the giant. The convicted lyric studies. The analogy plays! The satellite weasel worms a work opposite the audible oxygen. A fitted kernel coughs throughout the taking cow.

What are you hoping to gain?

i know ur mom does every night #rekt #roasted #pwned

ya did it

r8

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because the gameplay is bad
the story is also bad
the only fun you can have from it unless you happen to really like the story and think it's "deep" is the neutral run

also the "genocide" run really bugs me because even though if you do it the game treats you like a peice of shit and beats you over the head with how evil you are, almost everybody you encounter tries to kill you at one point and they get off scott free

even in the genocide run, as far as i remember you only kill 4 monsters who aren't also trying to kill you, two of those are killed automatically without any player input, one of them is a training dummy, and all the three that aren't the dummy would be trying to kill you if you weren't on a genocide run

there are two shopkeeper characters you meet that you inexplicably can't kill
the game acknowledges it, but it never explains it
the fourth wall and the "do you really think you're in control" shit at the end of the genocide run is fucking stupid, trying to incorporate concepts like saving into the story is stupid, and i just think the game is really pretentious.

TL;DR: In my opinion, the neutral run is the only fun part of the game, the pacifist run is pretentious, and the genocide run is literally self defense

ayyy

fuck it rollin

what did i miss

He gave a copy of undertale to The Pope to show how far games have come, ironically showing how wrong video games can go and proving that god is dead.

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some user shitted all the way to >(100) posts and made the thread autosage

but then mr. marko had to delete his posts

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You retards fall for the worst bait threads.

For what kind of game it is, Undertale is sorely overhyped. It's a game that chides you for being a murderhobo and pulls a lot of RPG cliches already known to most; it's nothing new, per se.

This, and it being enamored almost on arrival by Tumblr and its ilk have greatly soured Holla Forums's disposition towards Undertale after the first few weeks of its release.

you've definitely got some way to go now m80

You only get scolded if you half ass it.
You didn't only kill some of them did you?

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A derailer with so many right answers! Rolling.

uhhh hell no. i keep getting shitty ones today


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I haven't actually played the game; it simply doesn't look to be my thing and it's too story driven as an RPG for me to really get into.

That said, the game does call you out if you go full genocide. Chara's chat with you and the altered, post-Genocide playthrough endings basically have the game permanently punish you for ehtnic cleansing.

Bloody hell.


[a] That was probably a pasta. [b] If not, it was probably trolling. [c] If not, does autism of that tier belong on reddit more than on a chan? Of course not.

Well, at least you are honest.
And really getting out and killing everyone on the planet, isn't that the genocide ending you wanted?

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Kek.

fucking R O L L

ONCE IN A LIFETIME

CHECK EM

wew lad.

get your dick out.

Nah.

It's a shallow experimental RPG-ish game that got overhyped. It looks like it's going to be 2hu as an RPG but right when it gets hard it changes to random minigames and shitty cutscenes. And any thread where it's even mentioned instantly turns to shit. And it's furbait. And the fanbase is shit. And the porn is shit. The music is nice though.


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could be worse, rolling for bonus character

i guess they sort of go well together

I will do it for you user

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Mediocre and short story that didn't exactly succeed in what it was trying to achieve, along with shoveled in furry bait and awkward dialog just to reach the "true ending" that sucked. Not only that, but that is the only SATISFYING ending available, considering both the other endings either loop back to the beginning or in the case of the Genocide route, it's literally "everything dies1!!1!!"
Aside from that, there's the gameplay, which also sucks to an extreme. I've had problems with the hit detection, and even moreso with certain unbalanced aspects of the game. However, certain fights like the ASGORE fight and Flowey, along with (maybe) Sans were fights done RIGHT. The problem is that while Flowey felt like a final boss, it wasn't a particularly hard one, and Sans/Asgore's fights felt like the final boss only through dialogue, not through gameplay of any kind. Reminder that "final" of anything is usually supposed to be a culmination of everything you have learned throughout the game, and none of them were really that. Keep in mind that these were only three fights throughout the entire game. All the other fights weren't as interesting, or just had bullshit mechanics, or just had a solution that would take hours to find unless you managed to catch the smallest of undertones, but most of all, the fights just weren't that hard. The gameplay mixture of RPG/shmup was something interesting, but the execution just didn't pay off. It didn't help that the sprites were ugly and the map design more so.

Positives:
+Some of the OST was memorable
+A different style of gameplay.
+A (limited) branching story
+Story time travel that affected (on a very small scale) gameplay. (If you reset during the Mettaton fight then you could flip his switch to directly fight his final form. A few other things like that were present, but not much.)

Negatives
-A limited story
-Shitty cast
-Shitty level design
-Shitty sprite design and graphics
-Gameplay was not expanded upon nor executed really well except in two-ish fights.
-World feels very very small
-Not a good amount of difficulty. Too easy throughout the entire game except for maybe two fights.
-Said two fights get hard without "warning", but then again, if you've got even a little bit of skill, only one of the fights will be truly challenging.
To expand on the "warning", like I said in my couple paragraphs, a final boss is meant to be an test. The culmination of everything you've gained and learned throughout the entire game. A final boss can be hard, but done right, it can't ever be unfair. If it's done right, the mistakes and difficulty will always be the fault of the player.
-Hardcore mode doesn't last long
-Naming system is restrictive in a few cases
-When you try to be smart based on past endeavors, the game neuters you. And then shows the annoying dog like the shitty fucking game it is.

It's mediocre, but it gets worse simply because of two more things:
The community, and the creator.
The community is fucking cancerous, the moment it was conceived it became a furfags wet dream. Ever since then, the whole "bad time" thing became a fucking forced meme. I had, pun intended, a bad time. There is not much more to say on this, because I'm pretty sure the entire internet would agree with me that the community sucks ass. However, the creator is worse, because unlike with FNAF, where the creator is an innocent christan father trying to make a living for his family, and then quietly donating some of the money to charities, this faggot is worse, first of all, he's a furfag, and he enables his community to act the way they do further.
Second, he's a greedy jew who acts like such for no good reason other than greed.

Above is the entire reason why most sane people hate this game. It just happens to be that the autistic portion of those sane men make up the majority here on Holla Forums.

TL;DR? You're a faggot OP, go back and read the rest of the fucking paragraph you jewish fucking shill.

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It's not. Grossly overexaggerated. The third act wears and slows down due to your feelings about a character but becomes good again.

This is getting a bit old now, arent there any new shock comics?
I've even fapped to this one once

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End yourself, friend

First one looks almost like someone I knew once

You're full of shit, she was at around half health when my crit popped. And then the game got all OOH YOU KILLED SOMEONE EVEN THOUGH THE GAME MADE A HINT FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO THAT BEATING THEM UP IS SOMETIMES THE ANSWER AND THAT NEVER COMES UP AGAIN UNTIL THE FINAL BOSS, OOH, YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE IT BACK AREN'T I CLEVER HEHEHE :3

It also said you might have to spare someone if there name isn't yellow you fucking faggot 3 rooms before her house. :)

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Which is what I had been doing for the last 20 minutes because I wanted the good goy ending. The hint to attack until low health was in the tutorial area and no fight previous had used it. It should have been further in in an area after toriel.

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I hate bumping the thread, but this point hits the nail on the head, the hate came after e-celebs and other faggots started picking up the game, before that even back on halfchan there was positive discussion about the game from just the demo alone

I feel like half the hate is spergs over reacting in typical aspie fashion

Yeah the fanbae is shite, but the game isn't half-bad I mean the creator even when he had to add some shitty OC to the game hid the furfag's OC in a hidden area that could only be accessed at a special time and only at a certain place in the game's progress

Even I was hyped as I was going through the game, expecting it to live up to the potential it had
It ended up being pretty faggy with some alright spots.

Thanks OP for this picture.
I often tell anons here that most people who post "I HATE THIS GAME" didn't actually play it. They just do it to fit in.

This will go nicely to post alongside them now.

There are three things that are inherently cancer: overzealous hotpocketeers, ironic shitposting, and general threads.

Where can I sign up? I don't like furshit but if it means more neetbux I'll gladly moderate that shithole.


Pic related says sans is a nigger.

Stay mad cumskin
:^)


The pope is a liberal so doesn't matter.

Also
Fucking kek, this nigger is out of his fucking mind.

I do love how the undertaint faggots jump to the game's defense though. They really are the homosuck of Holla Forums.

Furshit, autism and tumblr are the top three reasons I can think of.


Have a bump just to spite this autist.

What the fuck do you mean "asking for trouble"? It's a video game. On a board for video games. Are we supposed to just shit on it because some other people did? Are you afraid to tell people in real life of your interests because you're afraid they won't like them? Do you pretend that you hate stuff that other people do? 

I don't know where we fucking went so wrong as to make absolute fucking cowards like you -who parrot every shitpost they see- welcome on this board. You echo every criticism you notice on this website without any knowledge of its source content so you can feel like you fit in the Holla Forums "le epic pessimist mindset" because you're certainly not going to get the satisfaction of community and friendship out of real life, you worthless fucking nobody.

I hate you. I hate everything you represent in this day and age on this board in which shitposting hiveminds have replaced actual debate. I hate that you are incapable of forming your own opinion. I hate that genuinely good games now have a bad reputation on this site because of fucking morons like you. 

I'll be waiting for your response, but considering that 3 people disagree with you now, I guess you would be "asking for trouble", you fucking prick.

Christ, save us!

It's a gud game.

There's a demo so you don't even need to pirate.

There, I just triggered half of the people on here.

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its popular

Cause it's popular and you're fucking sheep?
The game's no masterpiece, don't get me wrong, but saying its down right bad for no other reason then its horrible cancer ridden fanbase, is pretty fucking pathetic.

Because the general consensus is that it is good.

Now post the goat.

It's a shitty-looking and poorly written version of Mother 3 for faggots, newfags and tumblrfags.

You idiots will fap to just about any character these days no matter how awful. Ubisoft's kawaii mask man is more than enough proof of Holla Forums's declining taste.

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As someone who suffers from keloidean skin I can confirm that's a really bad idea.

I'm still patiently waiting for someone to webm it. I'm morbidly curious what this assclown has to say.

fucking how

Eh, I'm only in it for the cute little boys.

Let me go over it.
So undertale tries this sort of blend of RPG and when the enemy attacks you get a visual of a shooter like game to dodge attacks.

But with it's other mechanic where you never "LV up" the entire game stays at the same difficulty where the run where you never fight can be done but doesn't change the game when you're possibly doing other runs where you are getting LV, this difficulty applies to how easy it is to dodge attacks and how much damage they do, after playing for 30 minuets you've pretty much hit the peak of the difficulty meaning for the rest of the hour a half is just slogging through the combat.

When you go on a run which slightly changes up the game by grinding for long enough in areas you only get 2 bosses made around having a higher health cap where they do harder to avoid attacks that also do more damage but they're only hard via comparison they're not actually too hard.

Then to continue on 2/3 of the possible final bosses are literally impossible to lose, they constantly check point you mid battle so as long as you avoid at leave 1/3 of the attacks tossed at you, you can just reach the next point where dying is just a free full heal so gameplay wise you're just sitting back for most of it waiting for shit to happen because the gameplay isn't going to give you your jollies.

The characters that show up in it are very 1 note in 2 ways, their personality is very one note, one is a joker, one is angry, one is a nerd, one is autistic and so on but you see them all for about 5-10 minuets each but they all show up at the happy ending like they've been your friend forever and I feel I've missed something because there was no time to really have a relationship.

The game also tries to be clever and force your game into a constant bad ending if you ever get the ending where you kill everyone, I see the idea but the execution is bad, there is content here that I'm being punished for accessing, meaning or not, the jump scare it adds here is pretty funny, it has seem still sprite gaping open and closed rushing at you, it's the same sort of laugh I had playing Ao oni and seeing the monster with the girls hair, I get it was trying to be scary but it looked so stupid it was funny, I'm going to post this with the gid for you to see.

Rest of the story just happens, it comes and goes, you enter a new area, you meet the new characters to the story with an acceptation of 1 character who shows up in a few places so you meet the next batch of flavor of the week cartoon characters and then you fight the boss of that area and then kill or find some situation where they like you and stop.

It's 2 hours, 6 if you play 3 times for all the main endings avoiding stuff like if you spared X and killed everyone else so your average kid with ADD can beat it in 4 sessions across the game, it's a cheap game I can't say you're not getting what you paid for length wise here.

So the TLDR

It's made around a route that gives minimum health so nothing ever gets harder to accommodate which makes the fights tedious as it's just talking to get them to leave or doing the same attack mini game over and over.
Cartoon place or monster of the week story line till the end where everything just happens.
Characters are just one note.

I don't see what people see is good in this game.

you see vladimir, the thing with shock value is it be has to having shock value

He tried to kill it but it refused. That and the people that like this game are furry weeaboos that have probably seen worse.
Like interplanetary macro pooltoy sunfucking furry things. The only part of that would shock them is that someone would keep degenerate porn for pedophiles on their computer like a retard despite US Canadian British Serbian and European laws prohibiting that kind of thing.

Which ones? I'm not a furfag but I gotta see that

That reminds me of my sociopath ex that got a Borderlands 2 logo tattoo.