Pew pew

I hope you followed these steps.

Ahahaha

"magic sucks"
I don't know why that cracks me up the most.

...

BLINKIN' 'N' SLAMMIN'

"You see tovarisch when whole base is bomb you cannot win."

BITCH ASS FAGGOTS

FOR SPY

It's painful knowing that I'll not see your faces anymore. But I must take this stand for what I know is right. You may think that an old gangsta wouldn't be afraid to die, but this old man is very frightened. I'm hoping that I'll find a little of my mother's dignity and strength. So far, I'm as frightened as a child who fears the dark. But we must fight the darkness that is threatening to engulf us. Each of us must be a ray of hope and do our part and join with the others till we've become a blinding light, triumphant over darkness. Until that task is accomplished, life will have no meaning. More than anything, you must remember which side you're on and fight for it. My brother and I will march beside you, holding hands again. We'll sing your song of victory. You'll feel us in your hearts. Our spirit.

Our spirits will be with you always. And our love.

me irl

What's happening

Classic

me irl

SHUT THE FUCK UP BART I AM NOT OPENING UP TO NIGGAS RIGHT NOW.

That one 87(?) min match though.

I just melted

1:26:17
dotabuff.com/matches/1377837844

...

the fear is real

here too

Good Shit

POAST SHINKA CHEERREADER

Cute right?

cute

the fugging cutest
*cuddle*

Close enough.

Yea, for sure.
GG

Also color me surprised, I was playing Razor.

Naturally. I still remember.
Also, just playeda game.
Spot the noob.

I wasn't sure, because I was drinking during that match.
gg no re, we should doto 2 sometime again, but for now I'm about to csgo.

MOBA PLATYYING SCUM

Alright man, have fun.

1v1 me

RIFK

youtube.com/watch?v=T9SQPgE4fqk

...

RIFK

I cooked that meal for him

...

Manananananana

yes :3
how can i help you?

...

...

traps are inherently better than women

COLONEL??!

RIP

kittens are just so gosh darn cute

you need to cover that with something..

-puts your hands on my breasts-

is that better?

now with your two hands in use, you cant function

use fabrics!

54.153.123.176/addcard.jsp

Use ANIMU as the watermark and I will make a circlejerk deck for us.

Yes, I'd like one Manana please.

not "My Hands"

we offer various kind of mana bananas, how would you like your mana banana served?

-puts on shirt- >.>

i must be very tired

No probs.

Nono. I don't need fruits. I want a genuine Manana.
Do you do deliveries?

lol wft

lol
This is good shit

rectal coins.

now raise your hands and spin!

we do delivery, but it will cost you extra, we recommend eating it in our place!

No you're not.

Eating?! What would I do that for?

...

we have the best quality mana bananas! the best dessert in town!

...

...

I don't want your damn Banana's. I want a real Manana.

pls

blow bros before hoes

i'll have to ask my manager..

lol

That's fine, that's fine.
I got time. I'm a patient man.

I got 7 mac11s

?

ew...

You're not my master

drive by

Heya.
So you ARE still in this place?

he is on some business trip..

that's fine, it could be fun though!

Aww, when will he be back?

...

I'm mostly here for Erio since she's not on Steam anymore

You want to be my master? What would you have me do?

Ugh stop, I hate lesbian porn

when he thinks he should! he's the manager, he can do whatever he pleases!

I dont want to be anyone's master, i want us to be equal and maybe do something we can both enjoy

lol

...Fair enough. But that doesn't mean you wouldn't know.

Ahh, alright.
I know doing that.

how about aliens?

he thinks the situation is somewhat hostile toward him, so he flew to other country!

How boring

You think I should just leave? I kinda don't wanna be here anyways

I'm asexual so I find a lot of porn disgusting

(Like how a straight man cringes when he watches gay porn)

I do
I think you should leave

I used to be like that myself.

What?!
But I need a Manana.

I don't really see a reason for that.
I don't want you to leave, at the very least.
Really?

ah, you must be leading a very interesting life

sorry sir.. we cant help you

...

A shame, really.
What will Manana be doing until they come back tho?

I'm now like 37 hours awake

hiding, blending with the surrounding, which he will probably fail and give up and then just enjoy the scenery

It was 27 like 3 hours ago.

Can i join in?

I can't maths, I've been awake since 11:00 yesterday. how many hours it that

Why do you think I should leave and for how long?
I really want to leave but I need reason

How did you change? I've tried watching porn to become numb to it but it's not happening

You do want me to leave because you brought it up just now
Yes

No... i'm just very sub/masochistic...

We all have to leave someday
I hope you go before myself

be in a relationship for over half a decade and be cut off most of the time. Then go years without anything.

Oh and make sure they and their parents are bat shit religious people.

But why do you want me to leave?

So you became a virgin again?

That's 32, hun.

No, it was just an observation.
Same here, methinks.

Nedertoet

Don't worry, I'm a practicing Satanist

Waarom Tokai no sleepings

Nah, my son can attest to that... lol

you area reminder of things i wish never would have happened and a constant source of jealousy, anger, and discontent
That's just my opinion but it's certainly not a good one

oh neat

noet
It was meme time all night
I watched the entire 1st season of k-on, listened vaporwave, made scoot memes and so on with a little wine.

*toot*

I think I'm sexually attracted to blood

Is he cute?

What did I ever do to you...
You were the one that threw me away when you had me all to yourself

Sounds like a horrible time.

I've only seen pics of him in the last 6 years. My ex ran off with him. He'll be a teenager in August.

I dont know I think I repressed it
If I thought hard enough im sure i could think of sometihing
I dont just hate people for no reason

WHERE MAH SCOOTS?

WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

youtube.com/watch?v=f6X8OaDEkz0

how dare you
look at this great oc

Oh whoa too young for me, nvm

You never played catch with him?

Tell me honestly right now... Do you want me to leave this place and never return?

WHOA

That's arousal.

leave and never return

I don't want to be scape goated like that
While I would rather not see you here, just about everyone should have the right to post
except for sci
fuck him

Best meme

be nice

I should go back to therapy

Is that what you really, truly and honestly want?

The real reason I stood here all these years was to keep an eye on you. If you don't want me to do that then I have no reason to be here

Erio had a huge crush on that girl... I wonder if she still does

no

His mom is a psycho bitch. She wants full control of him. She wouldn't let me around him unless she wanted to "date." They live like 22 hours south of here. Chicago to Tampa, just about.

What for?

go ask

are you a lil bitty grumpy?

DEATH TO GOOKS

RAIDCHAN POR VIDA

yOU ARE A GOOD PERSON

CLOCKWORK

youtube.com/watch?v=v525UGbA448

K-on is a valid reason.

yes.

what would make gwumpy to happy?

Women shouldn't be allowed to raise men... I'm sorry for probing you about this topic >_<

Because loving blood isn't normal

She's offliine .v.v

Season 2 was horrible

T-there's still S2!

And the mango!

you not drooling

It's ok. It's a shitty situation. Some women would love to have the dad around. She's not the type.

spam until she's online
that works 5/7 times

yeaah but I know those already..

But then your mouth will be all dry..

Meh. There are worse fetishes.

I think I'm that way too... I mean I want the father to be there but I'll be so overprotective of my son...
Does your son hate you for not visiting?

then add more

How do you want me to give it to you?

No need to be too terribly over protective. Just teach him and he'll do good.

Nah, back in 2010, he told me, "my mom hates you." He was 7 then. He kind of knows what's going on a little I'm sure. I imagine that she don't talk bad about me now since I'm not even around any of them. He gets $20 a month from me.

Erio's professor doesn't like when I text her during class

v.v I know... but still... it's hard to hide it

damn my dad took $20 from me every month anyway you have to see him! play football with him and junk :///

delivery

COD BO2 LOL.

Teach him computer tech stuff too.

how does it feel that class is more important than you?

by?

No way you don't want him to be a geek do you?

Feels really bad because I thought Erio liked talking to me

Whatever he wants. If he wants to go a different route, that's ok. He can be an IT head at a company and get paid some good money. He already plays games that I can't afford to buy. Probably runs in the genes.

But which is more useful?

His mom is going to end up hating him too >_<
I want a son so badly...
Anyway what did you do to her to make her hate you so much?

Me because I'll do everything for him

not everything is sexual

if you can find him :3

Why hide it?

That's a bit hard to do.

Sorry goggles I ended up falling asleep

lol

Even teach her the knowledge she wants?

what a fag

Happens to me every day

eww

She's a psycho bitch. If you talked to my friend that dated her before me... shit, all 3 of them that dated her before me, they would tell you the same.

She generally didn't like that I wanted to see him and she didn't like that I didn't want to give her money for nothing. She didn't like that she couldn't control everything that I do at all. She's a control freak (as you know).

holy hell

Different reactions, noted

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good troll

It's not socially acceptable >.>
bye

Because he's boring?

Yes. Anything.... v.v.
bye

She sounds great in the sack... anyway sorry for bringing that up... I'm going to duck out of here and think about what I have done... bye

lol, aight. later.

and actually, no. she's too religious to put out much or actually enjoy it. she's very clean though.

those are some nice sized tits

why does she look like a teenager tho .-.

ARe you REsearching US?!

baibai

later

...

her uniform might give it away but adults like to cosplay in highschool uniforms in japan

so you dunno how old she really is

It's literally drawn. Take it for what it is.

:s

brb overwatch

i'm going

...

lol

That's a man

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SUBTLE

????

She is one

Yes
Confirmed now that you're a lewdie..

the one im posting or the one subtle posted

oh I thought that was tokai

disregard

Age is just a number

Jail is just a place

!!!!!

Earlier I admitted to licking my own semen as if it where honey, I think we knew..

hallo, AIVD?

The one I did lol

How often?

THEY SANG ANOTHER VICTORY SONG

BOSTON BOSTON BOSTON BOSTON BOSTON

OUR SONG

youtube.com/watch?v=856PdSp9vnA

You're fucking dirty

What the fuck is that kind of question??!!

racist

You going to any of those Ghibli films showing at harbour lights picturehouse?

do you like electro swing, proto?

Curiousity.

why the interest

iF TOMMOROW COMES.

FUCK WITH THE REAL AND GET FUCKED BY THE REAL
youtube.com/watch?v=tW2nZnyBkTs

more like
lewd-ist

Nope but I know some people who are

I could though that sounds nice

Sheer curiousity.
If anyone makes the pun "Don't you mean 'queer curiousity?'", *slap*

here, youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

good night, proto

ha

fag

SAY MY NAME RIGHT

YOU PUT A 1 AFTER IT

I'm gonna sue you

*sniff* I think I smell something.

Smells faggy

Subtle help me

I'm like half awake and want to go back to bed but if I do I know I'm not gonna wake up till 2pm

My body is aching too

Also nice yui pic

oh and the video itself is quite good, it's unique

you should watch it

You're one to talk, damnit.

I went last night, I think there was some weeb gathering outside after.

Well I admit it!
you not yet

I've fucked a 16 yr old irl several times

It was consensual too

She's 17 now

We still fuck around

It doesn't help she has a bf too

white pride

WORLDWIDE

But I'm not recruiting for ISIS.

Jack off then sleep?

You expected I was there? ^^
I wonder what that gathering consists of..

Of course not.
I'm asexual.

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I am

I don't believe that

I thought you were a sucker for Assad.

I wanna jerk you off

You see it is a win win, more meat for Assad's meatgrinder, and less dumbo's in Netherlands

Hello, threaders.

It crossed my mind that you might be. I dunno they were just being loud.

...

Fuck, I didn't want to have to resort to jacking off but I guess that will help

Help me out here Subtle

I dont feel bad at all about her age, its more about her bf dude
Like she's always posting pics of them together and like "I love him so much" right after she came over and we fucked

I just like her status on fb and laugh
Poor guy tho, they've been dating for over a year now

Ugh, Desu is here

Oh you just want them out.

Fine by me.

See

dont lie nigga

I think it's disgusting too, Forty.

hihi

counter sue

Hi.

Kinda wish I could've been there
What film did you end up seeing?

Gayyy

It's so....I don't want to call it immoral, although it is.

Just understand that most humans are horn-dogs and move on. It's the only way to accept it.

REMOVE

one day you'll know

for what??!

for being so dirty I have to take a shower

brb

how's everything going?

I dunno.

First one was Nausicaa they're showing them in release order until June on Wednesdays. Think it's Laputa next then Totoro.

I understand, but do not want to accept.

Know what?

Welp. Can't say I didn't try.

Good luck with that.

Why would I lie about that?

I have done younger tbh but being fair I was really young too
Is that still considered morally wrong?

We're both pretty bad people for doing that but oh well
What is done is done

A-Am I disgusting? D:

No you fag, I didn't mean help me like jack my dick off for me

Like link me some good shit

You're the one with the gay thoughts here

Probably.

...

...

A lot.

ypu better be arjuna or I will fucking kill you

Kinda wonder if Brit weebs are worse than Murrican weebs

Honestly I feel like Murrican weebs take the cake but who knows

Ohh
I'd have to skip Wednesday taekwondo but it could be worth it, I could make any of them, 11th or 25th
I'll think about it ^^

Eww, find your own stimulus

You guys are worse for sure

You should know me better by now Welms

Its even worse I dont even feel bad after doing it

Maybe I just dont have any morals anymore?

WOW SUBTLE

Its not even that hard linking some porn

Now I have to actually look for some myself
What a drag

I'm disappointed in you.

You've said that you didn't have remorse, before.

I'll probably end up going to the majority of them. Maybe not grave of the fireflies or ponyo.

Did you honestly expect anything better

I can't really say that isn't true cause I have seen some pretty fucking bad weebs here

Its those same weebs that made me turn into the normie I am today

Like I'm as much as a weeb as they are but I didn't want to end up like them so I decided to change how I look

I wasn't even talking to you

We already agreed that you think I'm a horrible person for doing that a while back
No need to remind me

Yeah
How do I get my remorse back?

Wouldn't know.
I never lost it

Did you finally fix your eyebrows?

not good not bad?

Honestly, if you have sexual relations with anyone who can't be self-sufficient
then it's wrong

but that's just my opinion

I remind you so that you can change your ways.

Someone has to.

I do wonder when I see those kinds of cringe inducing weebs how they can act like that. I don't think anyone I know would think I had even heard of anime unless I've told them.

I hope you're used to disappointment

That kind of thing is just as repulsive to me *shrugs*

I don't know.

he'll grow up some day.

Maybe after another dui

Well
you're alive
and you're here

that makes me happy

That's pretty reasonable actually

But you know me, I dont really care lol

Its actually kind of sweet you care and want me to change

Its people like you that make me strive to be a better person

Same reason I dont do relationships
I already know I can't commit so why even bother?
I'm just gonna end up hurting someone and wasting my time

Why not those two? 'Cause you've seen them?

When you asked that question, I only had to think about that video of the two girls in their anime club
Doing the Haruzhi Suzumiya dance..

Im having strawberries. I reckon a couple of months from now, I'll be super tired of strawberries, that is usually how the summer goes.

Maybe before!

See! See! I matter!

You're fucked, but there is good inside you

let's hope the right woman comes along and straightens you up

I miss the captain so much it hurts,

Counterintelligence is one of the most thankless jobs in spy craft. Its practitioners think the unthinkable, examining each operation, recruit or defector for the possibility that it may be a deception. Counterintelligence agents also try to recruit agents who work for hostile intelligence services, hoping to confuse opponents with cleverly packaged false information.

I am so tired I can't see straight.

youtube.com/watch?v=1mCExFZBxX0

Desu really talking shit today

Its gonna be a good day

I can feel it

Don't get your hopes up

Neat.

That is inevitable either way you approach it imo

get some rest, brother.

what post pissed him off?

My hopes are sky high!

a drink or two and I will/

If you invest any ounce of emotion on people like him I pity you

Greek food is the best

Nah I've seen all of them multiple times grave of the fireflies is just a bit of a downer think you need to be in the right mood and I don't really feel like seeing ponyo.

I care about you too.

all Mediterranean*

I would agree but I hate kebab now because I hate Turkey

I find that hard to believe since this is the first we've spoken in half a year almost

I hate food now because I hate Earth.

/tokai logic

-huggu-

You've been asking me to show you my penis plenty in the last few months.

I like the earth

And you never responded

LOL

I actually went to go visit my HS anime club once and it was so fucking autistic
Only reason I stayed for as long as I did was because there was free pizza
There was neckbeards who didn't even talk and some messy looking fujoshis who like screeched and shit
It smelled like fucking BO in there too

Got the fuck out of there after my 2nd slice of pizza

Strawberries and creme sound so good rn

Of course you do
Who said you didn't?
You matter to me, even if you do constantly scold me all the time.
Its cause you care

We're all a lil fucked but there is always good inside of us

tbh my family has been shaping me up pretty damn well
Haven't smoked weed in like 3 weeks and rarely drink now

I honestly dont need a relationship
I make it clear to almost everyone I talk to

:|

Please no.

ok

Strictly porking somebody is still a relationship though. It simply has different parameters.

...

I'm so hungry.

Never had any

have you not been eating well?

You've had your chance!

I only had strawberries.

I'm kinda excited now, I haven't been to a cinema in ages
And haven't watched much Ghibli actually
I wanna see more weebs irl too

Lol wow
I almost went to mine, but time conflicts
And not much good anime showing
They take up a lecture theater and watch every week

Get some! it's lovely chyros meat and sour sauce stuff.

I asked then too but you wouldn't give

When have I ever eaten well?

But no, I guess not. I'm just sick of throwing away whatever I get so I haven't been getting anything.

I have no recollection of this.

Maybe one day

I must have a better memory than you

my sleep deprivation is kicking in

totes should, what's your favo food?

When was the last time you alcoholed?

Im not sure I have a favorite, maybe chinese

Monday

Show me instead.

I assumed you ate well otherwise

why

That's goodie, and cheap.
I've been awake since 11:00 yesterday, should I sleep?

It begins to disgust me after a few bites. Or it sits in my fridge and I'm not at home that much so it goes bad. Or I just throw it up later.

Maybe I'll try a salad at work tonight.

Are you gonna stay sober forever now?

check your email.

So I just came so hard to a POV webm thread on /gif/

And I was supposed to go back to sleep

Now I'm wide awake and my member won't stop throbbing

Guess I'll take a shower then

Forgive me father for I have sinned lmao

Did ya eat a whole box full?
Fuckin fatass

They were watching fairy tail when I went
I was like pls anything but this garbage

Also do you wear glasses irl?

I have fun in moderation. Classes start next week anyway and I'm more busy with work. I might drink tonight though there's a cinco de mayo party at my apartment

Not really.
Was it from the girls POV?

Last time I went was Princess Kaguya. I just got accosted by some blind drunk guy in the city centre. Think he wanted a cigarette but his babbling was incomprehensible.

How the hell does this thing even fit in your pants?

Yeah, thatd be a good idea

...

I hope you'll be okay, welma

can you carry me to bed?

What do they celebrate? Are there many mexicans where you live?

This is why I have to wear skirts.

Strawberries do sound nice rn tbh
That or some peaches

No!
Who even gets off to girl POV anyways?

Fuck if I know it's just an excuse to get drunk here

I'll be okay when I'm not fat.

It just hangs out the bottom then.

Desu

Will you actually sleep?

Why does youmu always have a giant sperm cell around her at all times?

Is it because she's a semen demon?

I promise..

That nigga will get off to anything

His parents must be proud

Best wife

Its why he deserves to be treated like trash

I'm light and apparently not tall so it's easy..

How tall are you?

this in america

Tall

I don't know if girl POV exists. I wonder what it'd be like.

But you don't seem like you need one.

Yeah I have to wear padded shoes so that I don't kick myself in the dick and hurt myself.

wow look at THIS secondary! Youmu is a half phantom half human, that is her phantom.

For lectures and cinema and driving, yeah
Stuff like that

I love those experiences
You shouldve taken a picture with him

...

Not too tall
Ive got a few inches on you

i lost all hope when a taller girl had to help me grab something in the store..
how tall are you then?

He then stumbled after me into the pub I'm in and proceeded to attempt to be abusive to the bar staff whilst spilling his can of carlsberg everywhere. He didn't even realise everyone was laughing at him.

6'1''

That's having an inch on him.

Whoa Mordin come on

Nigga I know enough about touhou
Quiz my ass
Alice is a faggot ass puppeteer, medicine is cute af. She's crushing on Marisa who steals as much as a nigger, Patchouli is a smelly mage who gaps to the book of grimoire. Remilia is mai waifu, sakuya sucks and throws knifes, flan is edgy and autistic etc

HAH NERD

I hate that though, either I wear glasses 24/7 or not at all
Thinking of getting contacts

Excuses.

Same here

5'10 Masterrace

sigh..

None of that.

I'm like 5'6 or 7

5'7 on my license at least.

I guess this is one of those "I was only pretending to be retarded!" moments

D:

links.

...

*pull leg* sorry..

Touhou is bad and you should feel bad

No wait, Tokai is taller than me lmfao
brb lying myself

Mording

Time to sleep.

carry me..

Its like an elephant trunk

Is it weird I sleep with feet sticking out of the blanket?
It feels nice

Why do you say these things?

Hi.

It's not that big, stop making fun of my genitals.

yeah unless it's super hot and uncomfortable because of that. if you let your toesies stick out then the monsters under the bed will bite them.

???

I cut my finger tip open last night and it hurts to play dota
wat do

*Carries you to bed*

Cause I like messing with you

Also Remi/Mokou best 2hus

Satori/Youmu worst

Its somewhat hot but I like doing it at night when its chilly
Then again I sleep with socks on so there's that

That's the joke

Wow way to be so serious Subtle

kys pos!!!

mhm ni ni

Soto don't feel bad because you know he would have done the same thing to you

Sleep well

nice I just went 0-17

On what?

I-I don't wanna say

drow ranger

bby there's no need to be so tsundere

You're not suppose to stutter on vowels

There really is, tsuns are great

Yeah you are, idiot

See, even he thinks so

I'm serious you need to learn the rules of the internet. Anyway Dota isn't a game about strategy or skill it's about how reckless you can be to win

I'm not a he

Not you
You really are a dummy

Okay then what's rule #1

Subtle isn't a he either

Don't talk about Holla Forums

isn't soto 5'6
lol

Pff
Fine then what's rule #2

You say that about everyone

Way to feed subtle

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It's made me face the grim reality
That I actually suck