Fighter Jets Scrambled to Escort Passenger Flight From L.A. to Honolulu

Jeezus, the fucking belligerent roach had been arrested earlier that day at the airport and they still let him buy a ticket and get on board.

Fucking Muslims. Because of them, if I want to fly, I have to:
A. Arrive an hour early
B. Leave companions downstairs before entering the departure lounge
C. Take off my shoes
D. Pass through a radioactive nudity scanner
E. Field strip every fucking thing I own to get through security
F. Pay with a credit card a week or two in advance
G. Get my balls fondled by a minimum wage nigger with a bad attitude
H. Find out when I recover my bags that all my shit has been inspected

And now I'm not allowed to have a laptop because I might fuck over the plane with a Chrome extension.

Remind me why – and I'm being half-serious here – we haven't gassed them and gone back on the Honor System for airline security? What do the slimes bring to the table that justifies this or makes it worthwhile, apart from Democrat votes?

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Pretty much, yeah. They're intended to be the literal eyes in sky, relaying information about the aircraft and occupants as best they can, and if it came down to it and the fighters scrambled had live weapons on-board, yes they could shoot it down. That kind of decision's like Secretary of Defense level stuff, though.

Kikes and libshits. That's why - and I'm being completely serious here - we haven't gassed them.

the billions of dollars the west "pays" them for their oil. Which they then use to bribe every elected politician on the planet.

archive.is/h7ozO

Much as wikileaks gives truths this made me think of something. Didn't they recently leak something about a program that let CIANiggers remotely hijack a plane's guidance systems to make them basically really inefficient cruise missiles full of meat shields? If this is going like I think it is that shit got his hands on the software and tried to use it but thankfully he was retarded so he couldn't use it right and just bumrushed it like a true turkroach.

Gonna be interesting if they publicly disclose what was on his laptop if I'm right.

I. When re-entering the U.S., get interrogated by some low rent TSA nigger as if you're a homicidal jihadist with Semtex in your luggage.

I've come to hate flying with a passion.

Why the fuck is alcohol allowed on airplanes?
also
>American Airlines again

rofl, that same type of shit is how we steamrolled Iraq in desert storm. Even their xerox printers were telling them to surrender and kiss asscaps. Really goes to show that the next wars had nothing to do with stated objectives.

The bottles/cans are too small to even get drunk on. You have to get a buzz off of $10drinks at the airport bar first. They only keep the buzz going.

Translation:AirKike gonna Kike. It's like how movie theaters refuse service if you enter with your own drink and snacks because they make the most shekels with their over priced $5 box of candy that goes 10 for $10 at the grocery store. Plus the fucking shit they serve ain't even good half the time, watered down piss for maximum shekeling.

And just imagine user that's the kinda stuff we'll see as the new terrorism, wikileaks is opening pandoras box uploading stuff that can do such things. Maybe we'll get lucky and they just try and dank meme in squiggly sand lines instead of seeing crazy shit like planes drop on major cities.

I for one, embrace the cyber revolution. So long as its done for the good of humanity, we all profit in the end.

JARED KUSHNER DID 9/11 AND JOE LIEBERMAN PAID FOR IT

I could think of worser ways to go.

Let's also not forget that turkroaches had been buttbuddies with the agency.

If the plane is goiny from LA to Hawaii why would the jews take it down? Im not a burgerclap but from what ive gathered LA is niggers/lefties/kikes and hawaii is just coconuts. Theyll only be killing theit own useful idiots and not naughty goyim.
Wouldnt they test their new plane missiles on a better target?

Coconuts = pacific islanders like tonga and fiji (cause theyre brown and round) and sorry for the spelling mistakes im phone posting and had afew drinks.

Exactly. You're a pretty smart fellow

What is this laptop craze all about? Why are they banning laptops now? Did someone crash a plane with no survivors using one or something?

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Three vectors.

And why did they all decide to ban them at once? I get how you can fuck up a plane using a laptop, but you could before too.

pick one and only one that can be mitigated by placing the laptop in the cargo hold…

If you let some pajeet take over your plane at this point in time as a passenger you deserve to be blown out the fucking sky anyway. Most of those fuckers are smaller than my wife and as stupid as a nigger. Even if they were all navy seal copy pasta tier a hundred fucking fat burgers can still bring them down.

WIki leaks didn't do shit.

Every fucking bit of this is our own government and our yid masters. Even the fucking snackbars that snackbar are their fucking fault. Hiding the truth only lets them do even more damage behind the scenes and corrupt even more of our world. Free information on eveything. There is zero reason outside of a massive war that anything should be hidden from public view. And even that should only be strategic information.

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11611058/Cybersecurity-researcher-made-plane-climb-after-hacking-in-flight-entertainment-system.html

IISO/Mossad has plane hacking abilities. FBI user mentioned it.

youre not drunk, youre a gamma cuck.

Something huge is going to happen this summer and its going to be the commiefornians fault.

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The roach in question. From a local news vid not really worth embedding.

youtube.com/watch?v=h_26Jt8neRw

That's quite the kosher mop he has…

he doesn't look right without a broken nose

Frizzy Haired Jihadi Kike - meme it.

citation?

I thought the boston bomber was already in custody

Well they vote DNC, you don't, that is why they are essential. Why change your policy to suit the need of your voters when you can just import a different voter base that will support your policies:?

The Hawaii Air National Guard exclusively pilots the f-22
they retired all of their other fighter aircraft in 2010
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/154th_Wing

Don't you ever stop and consider whether something is overkill?

Introspection? Americans? Please, we're too busy buying shit and eating.

this has been DNC policy for a while now

The same reason they banned liquids all at once: They realized the sandniggers had figured it out becasue someone had tried it or there were intelligence reports that someone was about to try it. That can honestly be the legitimate reason because kikes push these TSA people through policy, not by a remote control chip in their brains. The one thing sandniggers can figure out, albeit very slowly, is how destroy things. It's perfectly possible one of them read a satire comic from like ten years ago that pointed this flaw out, had the one brainwave of his lifetime, and actually understood what it said. Under such a circumstance the TSA board or whoever is in charge would be forced to deal with the threat, if nothing else to just protect their careers, and they are actually capable of independent action when it comes to saving themselves.

I can of course also think of a kike reason for this happening.
It's not because they want a mudslime scare becasue then a plane full of goyim would actually have come down.
It's also not because they want more airport checks to condition the goyim. They already have their sheeple conditioning routines fully installed on every airport and one item more or less isn't really going to make the procedure any more or less effective.
What I can imagine is they want a reason to push the reluctant segment of the population into embracing the cloud jew. "Look how difficult it is to travel goy, wouldn't it be better if you just gave all your data to us? Don't be so outdated!"

IIRC allegedly a a lot of "actionable intelligence" was garnered from that mission where that navy seal died right after trump got into office. Remember reading it was claimed the intel about laptops and the plan to use/exploit them was from that.

Well, I think it's obvious that most agencies are still doing something at least marginally useful (regardless of efficiency) in day-to-day operation. It does strike me as odd that they roll out these bans with such pomp, however. The "oh shit someone figured it out" angle does make sense, so overall I find myself in agreement with you.

I knew people on the flight. Family friends, a mom, daughter, and grand daughter. They said it was the scariest experience of their lives. Fuckin sandniggers, gas em too.

Checked. Triple dubs

White genocide.

I think they are trying to start the mossad moving van company up again.
archive.is/yHjT1

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Wait 'till you see the new self-driving trucks. No jihadi operator required. CIA just selects a program, et voila!

Eh, if you can still put laptop in checked luggage, there's no need for cloud shit. Worst case scenario, just copy your data to a USB key or even a micro SD. They won't fine-tooth comb and disassemble every item anyway, or it would take days to check-in a flight.
Still, I avoid flying because it's shit since TSA exists. Only done it once between 1994 and now.

You mean be blown right out of the fucking sky. I would not be breathing a sigh of relief to see those fighter jets.

I do appreciate the escalation, though. Shows that it will be that much harder for a snackbar to occur and makes it that much harder for kikes to falseflag.

I'm old enough to remember being allowed into the cockpit to have a look around and a friendly chat with the pilots back when it was super lax. As it should still be.

But people "feel safer" with all the restrictions nowadays. smh

Yeah, I used to fly in the 70's and 80's. It was really great those days to be a kid. Now the whole experience sucks, unless you have your own private aircraft. So the plebs get shit on, and the rich have it nice still.

ya, you need to figure that one out user because you obviously don't know shit about it.
2 fucking years ago user, 2 fucking years ago a security researcher was able to usurp control of the plane and make the airliner he was sitting in climb via electronic control.

What can also be the size of a lithium battery and detonate via an electronic charge?

C4.

You only shoot it down if the hijacker wants to hit something with the plane. In most hijackings not done by muslimes they just want to land elsewhere and it's better to let them land than blow up hundreds of innocents plus an expensive plane just to get one guy.