Turn on PC

i feel like i was teleported to an age i don't belong to

thanks for the post.

You sound like the kind of retard that would be happy with a Ouya

I've never had to make a vm for a classic game. Most of the good ones have touched up GoG versions you can pirate in seconds or source ports.

You shouldn't have "upgraded" your OS then. Firmware updates would only last an hour if you were an aussieshitter or you hadn't turned on the system in over 6 months, in which case I'd have to ask if you even really play video games.


The fuck is with all the bullies out here today? Stop fucking bullying.

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Good goy

Maybe there'd be less bullying if you guys were less gay.

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Damn the thread is over before it even began.

Found the problem

Updates are cancer, i had to fucking update my Vita to play a newer game i bought. What if i had no fucking internet at that moment? I miss the ps2.

Wat?

Check em

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so is my life, so i don't mind.

OP for the love of shit, just pirate GOG games.

Check em

Good, end your pain.
Its healthier for this board.

OP confirmed for underage faggot that can't into modding consoles or setting up a basic VM or use dosbox.

Long ago, in a distant past. I, Console, unleashed an unspeakable update across the platforms. But a foolish Holla Forumsirgin, wielding a top line PC, stepped fourth to play vidya. Before the finally patch was downloaded, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where digital downloads are law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Console.

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Read japanese cartoons instead. I would reccomend "Koharu no hibi" or "Beast master". There is also Punpun…

You know you could just download a ready-made VM for your needs. You could also save the VM you make for future use.

What type of classic games?
Like DOS old or Windows 98-Windows XP old?
For DOS you have DOSBox which works for almost everything, and for XP era games there's generally workarounds for new machines.

I am enjoying my games.

Also
Its like you have too much money to waste.

Really? How fucking hard is it to pirate Windows XP/98/95 and install it on VMware, it's so simple any retard could do it, then you can keep the VM forever as long as you back it up.

Then stop updating it by tethering it to a 4 year old blackberry.

Why are things hard for you?

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Is Metro Redux just a prettier version of the originals or has it been patched further like with better AI?

Dubs chooses the porn I dump

Doesn't seem to have better AI. I think its basically Original Metro on Last Light engine with better lightning and render.

Post some qt lolis

Well, i was wrong. Ai is tougher on new difficulty modes.

trap

Bumping is a null

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DOSBox, Wine (on unix-likes), windows compatibility mode, sourceports, GOG

what did you expect?

wasted dubs

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Dubs confirm

Check these

Does it also run better? The game itself wasn't ugly but I was getting some serious frame rate drops for very little.

Redux is trash, go play the original and stop bumping this shit thread.

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No seriously do it

Good one.

WINE just werks.

All you need for WINE is dx9 and visual c libraries my man

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I've actually been able to play a lot of old games on wine with fewer problems than on windows.

Todd isn't a liar

You are really fucking wrong.

Sure.

Oy vey getting caught was a part of my plan.

No.

Metro 2033 was already trash anyway.
Go read the book.

All of the older games I used to have to run a vm in I don't anymore. I can't think of any that don't now have fixes or weren't professionally rereleased

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Well, you know, i like playing video games. Especially first person shooters with good atmosphere.

I should go read a book instead? How fucking autistic.

Boy that was hard

You'll at least need to get some patches and fixes and alter some inis for the old games, and there are more than a few new games with terrible optimization that require tweaking.

Isn't this bannable?

Why complain about something that's easy to do? Installation of patches, tweaks, and configuration of dosbox doesn't take half an hour.

>mfw I just had to defend paper mediums to my own mother

Happy memories.

This thread is a fucking disgrace

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Someone needs to shoop Steve Carrel's face into every page.

I swear, half of you have no taste and revel in it and the other half sit on their high horses talking about how enlightened they are while never actually revealing what they read.

Shit taste tbh

Cant wait for summer to end

You are unbelievable.

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You need to step your game up, oni-fam.