Dear Straight Men: Your Anus Doesn’t Have A Sexual Orientation!

the video isn't even addressed to you, OP

As a straight man with a buttplug I can confirm this.

If god didn't want sodomy why did he put the prostate where it is?

I showed this archive and thread to my wife. After she was done laughing, she said:

I'd hug shota trump.

It was a test.
You failed.
Enjoy getting raped by lavaniggers in hell for all eternity.

you're a fag.

Top fucking kek.

I had a chick try to jam her fingers in my ass while she was going down on me once. It feels like taking a reverse dump.

Pretty sure if I dyed my hair blue I would have legal recourse to have her arrested for rape.

Anyway, sage for obvious bait thread.

Good to know.

I've tried butt-stuff, I have to admit.

Not only did it feel like I was taking a weird shit, every cell in my body was telling me this was wrong. I don't understand these borderline faggots.

Even in the 90s eating pussy was still considered weird and kind of gay, now your "weird" if you don't let a girl eat/play with your asshole.

We ARE becoming Weimerica, holy shit.

Why does Ricky Gervais want us all to be raped up the bum?

Needless to say, after a strong disgust reaction from me, she never raised the matter again. Be strong and lead your women, lads.

Thats right. No ones anus has a sexual orientation. It is there to allow shit to leave your body.

I find it weird that everybody nowadays talks about "eating ass" like that's so great.

I get the appeal of a hot woman farting in your face, but licking an asshole is just wrong.

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I'm of the age now where prostate exams happen. The last time I got the doctor's bad-touch was a month ago.

We joke around, but there's no joke ever created by man that can shield one from the awkwardness and horror that is having another man digitally invade your chocolate starfish. I can assure Dr. Joe Kort that my anus is heterosexual and that he's a fucking a degenerate for suggesting otherwise.

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I'm honestly convinced this robot was designed based on that cartel gore video.

Every fucking day something gets made that pisses me off more and more. Jesus Christ.

I'd fug shota trump.

It's a weird fetish, man.

I'm an actual dick-sucking faggot and even I don't fuck around with butts because shit comes out of there, and that's fucking nasty. I'm going to reveal my autism, but I never watched porn growing up, so I assumed anal was just something a minority of gays did out of desperation and it was just a funny thing to joke about (and also people who raped people would sodomize them and that was that). When I started hearing straight friends talk unironically about wanting to fuck a girl in the ass, or wanting to try anal with their girlfriend, I was kind of mindblown. Aside from mocking them, it became a point of reflection for me that some of you sick fucks literally get off on the thought of putting your dick in a dirty, bacteria-laden literal shithole, and just because a lot of people think that's normal, especially among gays (who at least have a mental illness to blame), that doesn't mean that I have to start forcing myself to enjoy something as disgusting as another person's butt.

Granted, if a person has a nice, round butt… I'll find that hot, and I'll want to slap it. But that's about the extent of it, a slap. I don't want them to fucking fart on me or for me to fucking stick my finger in a filthy crevice. Let me reiterate, this is an actual faggot who likes muscular, hairy men saying this, so if you find anal and poop/fart fetish shit sexy, the jews have gotten to you pretty thoroughly, and it must be through porn, because my avoiding porn seems to have led to my being completely uninterested in pursuing that realm of sexual expression. Fucking around and being sensual is much more fun than literally draining someone's life force, the latter being the purpose of sodomy. This is why jews sodomize their victims, and why they push sodomy in relationships. I mean, women don't even have a fucking prostate, so I don't know what pleasure they gain from anal… even with a prostate, I'm good. Dunno what's wrong with all these fetishists. I really detest the lack of shame that has arisen in fetish communities because of the internet. It's vulgar, and the jews exploit this angle.

MY BODY, MY CHOICE!

But it is my anus, subhuman.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

How sweet. They had a pet,

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it's only gay if there's another man and your balls are touching.

So now faggots are gonna realy on Jewish tricks? Or is this guy a yid?

To the oven
Get some rope

He's a jew. Read a few replies before yours.

trolling 8/20
humor 5/10
would be slightly outraged for a moment again

I hope there's a special place in hell for faggots who let lolcows in on the joke.

I'm too lazy to check your id, are you buttplug troll?

Reminds me of .webm related.

In my opinion, it's one of those things you can like in private, but should never feel compelled to share with other people.
You should absolutely never tell your girlfriend/wife, who will almost definitely be turned off by it, and the only reason to tell another man is if you wanted him to fuck you. Which, unless you're actually a faggot, you wouldn't want.

If you're sticking stuff up your ass you might not be attracted to men, yet, but your brain is kiked. You have ceased to care about hygiene or propriety - you are degenerate.

Pick one.

Its funny how this sofists think that they can just convince people with rethoric to take a dick in their asses.

Checking your illuminati numbers.

it's actually dangerous for your prostate, being that it's an important gland in your body and just jabbing at it through the intestinal wall is reckless.

Seconded. Porn has rotted people's brains.

B12 deficiency manifesting as fetish.

Farts have B12?

That sounds like a logical conclusion to make but I've read from plenty of health websites the opposite, that it's plenty healthy to do and they typically advise using an aneros, which is a tool made specifically for what's called 'milking your prostate.'

I've even read stuff I wouldn't expect from these places, like suggesting to use a dildo and offering what are essentially masturbation instructions, only making the most passive mention that what you are doing is a sexual act.

Bacteria in intestinal tract, and on pupu does. It's why vegans are perverts.

Go figure.

Imagine being such an atomized bugman that even your body parts can't form consensus on being straight or not.

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(((health websites)))

Yes, I know, (((health websites))), but it seems strange for there to be such a consensus everywhere I seem to look. I never hear anyone say that prostate stimulation is bad for you, only people saying you're a faggot if you do it.

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That surprises you in the CY+2?

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Here's "CT Schenk" the CEO of "Blewit", the company that makes Aneros. What do you think Holla Forums?

And here i thought the fags were claiming they were always born this way, so why talk about straight men having to give up anus?

Are they stupid? Or just inheritly contradictory just as their way of living is against nature and common sense.

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let's see how orientational his anus will be when my big BBC dick will penentrate his boipucci

When can i neckshot this filth?

I dunno if he's a kike, but he's definitely a homo.

As if there was ever any doubt.

/thread

Can someone tell me why there are so many fucking gay Jewish writers in journalism? it's amazing

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Jews have higher rates of faggotry in general, and they control the media for the usual ZOG and in-group nepotism reasons.

akinokure.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/jews-more-than-twice-as-likely-to-be.html
archive.fo/KI3Mb

Kill yourself you piece of shit

They are either gay or have submissive tendencies because the sex itself is also tied to their inner workings if you ask me. And their relationships wont last very long. They are like sweden, their social arrangments wont last very long.

Why is it that only traps wear kneesocks? Where are the cute girls in kneesocks, as in NOT A FUCKING TRAP?

I remember having a girlfriend who express the desire to peg me (I was probably 18 and was bit of a pussy then), I just looked away and pretended I heard nothing, hoping she never asked again.
But she asked again.

Still feels good knowing that I'm straight without any delusions to otherwise, although looking back now I shouldn't been dating a trap.

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Probably because they are a shit clothing item that has no point besides fetishism, so only the mentally ill wear them?

u wot

Sage huff po.
Its Sodomy. Give no clicks. Give no views. Do not read. Ignore, carry on.

Well in a way the shit these retards say is valuable to predict social movements.

Jews encourage hedonism because it makes people easier to control. It's not hard to imagine catching a few members of the tribe with the memetic backblast, especially given how vocal they are in modern society.

How the fuck can an item of clothing that covers the body have no point? Ripped jeans or something, sure, but what do you have against long socks?

Do T-shirts and jeans have a point, or only dress shirts and slacks? Or is anything later than tunics and woolen hosen useless and fit only for degenerates?

If you want to get down to it, wearing anything besides fur cloaks and undergarments to survive the winter wonderland you live in should get you gunned down where you stand.

Ripped jeans looks stylish in a certain way because they go along with an otherwise groomed appearance and they signal a certain "rebellious" attitude until this attitude switches into conformity, and then a trend emerges like fixing things with patches and then people want something real and they will realize that fashion cannot buy that. It would more merge like subtle hints of the profession they occupy.And then you have your cast system.

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Can't have the boys jangling around as you're hunting mammoths in the tundra, and doing other non-ovenworthy activities.

Fashion for females should be interesting and also outlining the goods. It motivates them to not be fat or overly skinny.

I would create some split between lower and upper body. Stripes would work there, more making the juicy parts modest and outline the shitparts with more prominant shit.
Cunts become more primitive so i would outline the ass. But fashion already has gone a certain path, so the cunts should wear conventional juicy stuff outlining parts with the deviation of sluttiness and the Accessoires should be the be main focus of deviance, that could be smartphones and or phony (huehue) handbags.
I assume small titted pretty boobanimals would do that naturally.

Nah, being required to exercise naked like the Greeks motivates you to have a good physique. Clothing is the veil of the fitness degenerate.

so is this out the pedo nudist thinks. thanks.
best argument.

That is the reason they did it, in their own words. Also, such a practice would help identify people like you early, who can only process nudity as erotic, so that you can be left in the wild to die from exposure.

There is a difference between conceiling and being erotic. If a girl stuffs her bra so her b-cup looks like a d-cup then i wouldnt call that erotic play.

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I wonder if manly vaginas are a thing?

orz

fug, tunics only it is

I love wearing kneesocks, but I'm a guy.

not surprising since many of them are molested as children

hahahahaha geniune lolz. You know this guy rapes dudes all kinds. Probably a fucking Jew.

It's too fetishized.

(Checked)
Ask CWC.

Life is absolutely fucking pain.

If she wasn't marriage material, don't sweat it user.

Just wear pants you fucking nigger, there is no reason for socks, which exist to prevent friction damage between the foot and the footwear, to extend beyond the ankle. And no, your shit degenerate fetish is not a valid excuse.

Degenerate.

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life must be hard

Long stocks go great with my kilt.

I feel like this was supposed to be a punchline, but you can never tell online these days.

Google Buck Angel.

I have no desire to look at it long enough to spoonfeed you.

THE STRAIGHT COMMUNITY

So they can cover your hairless 12 year old legs?

I haven't seen those since cuckchan. Got any more?

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no bum… sorry, no bump.

Implicit Slav culture has always been about pounding young German boys.

t. prussiafag

*Russia
What's wrong, comrade? You don't want to teach a good fascist boy a lession? :^)

anus is not for sexual

Faggots are worse than LDS and JWs for fucking recruiting. It's like you shove something up your ass and suddenly become a salesman.

"Gay Pride" started off as a fuck-you to the masonic cops who would bugger the boys in the lodge but then bust them in the bathhouse. It was never about equality.

>>>/trs/

Yeah but we have come to an accord. My asshole sees things my way and I stop eating taco hell. Quite frankly I'm not sure why anyone would want to stick their dick in a sewer.

It's already been confirmed he's a jew.

You proved that beyond any doubt 70 years ago, yeah.

Blow jobs are also not ok?

You must not sex in any other way than missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation without showing any sign of pleasure or else you're not virtuous enough for this club.

Please learn hygiene.

KEEK

If you'd lick a hole, you'd suck a pole.

Yes Hans, that's the joke.

faggots like you wouldn't know this, but:
women become impossible to live with if you don't regularly fuck them in the ass. it's some kind of primal social dominance / hierarchy instinct or something - observe the behavior of our closest genetic relatives, chimpanzees.
poop is disgusting but buttholes can and should be cleaned. blood is also disgusting, menstrual blood in particular, but there's no reason to be mentally fixated on it when it isn't present.
mouths and hands (and everything else to some degree) are also full of bacteria. the human immune system is not dependent on a bacteria-free environment in order to keep the organism healthy - it's actually pretty much the opposite of that.
tl;dr relax faggot.

stocking is 100% waifuand not just because of the stockings, but because i like her character and panty a degenerate

nonconsensually underraped post

Yep. Consider if the article was written thusly;
'Dear gay men, your penis doesn't have a sexual orientation!'.

"Open your ass and your heart and mind will follow"

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Is that a man or woman?

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No way, you sick fuck. If the girl maintains good hygiene - which should be a given -, licking a nice girl's ass is sexy. Smelling intestinal shit gases, though? That's sick, m8 tbh famalam.

I prefer kneesocks

Are you retarded?
Yes. You should.

licking pussy and blowjobs are fine. couples have been doing that since the dawn of time.

I watched all of that shit and i still dont know how i feel. Maybe i like stocking if only because panty is degenerate. The show is mostly garbage.

Hey Joe, would you like to do butt stuff with me? My wood is long and hard, and we can make it public if you like.

Whats the point of even making a robot that looks like a satanic sacrifice victim ? Even if it is built for studying how we can create robotic human like muscles and features, is it really necessary to add those small details on the face and chest?

What are you some kind of super faggot?

Sure thing Chaim i'll take a dick in the butt. No homo.

From his own website.
Now it becomes clear why the Kikes and the left are pushing the "homosexuality is biological" when it really isn't. Their logic is that, since sexual orientation is biologically hardwired, that a straight man isn't gay if he has sex with another man, so it's ok to do it.
straightguise.com
archive.fo/OT4do

CONFIRMED KIKE

archive.fo/Mdh3i
What are we going to do about this lads?

Dear faglords;

My anus is a one way street

How do you poop?

Checke(k)d

Encourage more faggotry and degeneracy among the yids.

(((Faggot))) detected.

So that taking a shit is not that painful, dipshit.

Yes?

Ha, comments and like/dislike option has been disabled now.

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Would gay marry him just for his bantz.

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So we can fuck when there are no women around.

This is horseshit. Go back and look at all the douche ads and so forth. Married women in the US were expected to keep their pussies clean and fragrant throughout the 20th century, and it wasn't so their husbands could lie on top of them better.

I'm a faggot but I'm also a strict top.

Does that mean my ass is heterosexual but the rest of me is homosexual? Does it work the other way around like that?

When you guys gas me can you save my ass? It's clearly a 14/88 /ourbutt/

The study of the sexual orientation of body parts will be a college major in 20 years

Not criticizing you but I've never understood this. What's different about a man's ass or a woman's ass that you will fuss over one or the other? I understand women aren't attractive to most gays, but don't you pretty much fuck unattractive men on a regular basis?

Seems to me the whole point of not fucking a woman is only a man can come inside of me.

Polite sage because the thread is half a week old.

Gotta be airbrushed. Too fucking good.

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thought the same

I think you guys are missing some fine distinctions that have to be made. Sodomy is not okay, but just because guys can be turned on by their butts doesn't make them gay! Kaiten Sommelier helpfully illustrates the proper care of men's butts as shown by the girls of Risshin Private Seminary below.
exhentai.org/g/115710/64f2fca337/

that finni mongol gets me everytime

Sperm in your anus literally fills your body with foreign dna and can cause auto-immune problems or outright insanity. This kikes push this thing for the same reason they push race mixing –they know it degrades minds. They wish us to be cattle.

outright insanity is a symptom of the same function which causes homosexuality

My anus is asexual.

it's true

What are trying to imply?

I have the right to remain silent, anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to an attorney, if I cannot afford an attorney one will be provided for my by the state.

mfw ur a fagt.

That you need to be gassed.

I used to be concerned about the number of men who don't have this truth laid down to them by their fathers. Now I just laugh at them.

FUCK YOUR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE, GENTLEMEN!

Source?

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Why not have more kids, or just use birth control like a normal person?

Fucking a girl in the ass is gay, this isnt rocket science.

No sauce, but it makes sense. Enemas work on the same principle of delivering a load of something into your bloodstream via the relatively porous large intestine, and, well, look at gays. The vagina is a pretty hostile place for foreign bodies.

One day you will have sex, and you'll learn that anal sex is vaginal sex with the smell of shit and possibly chunks of stuff up against your cock.

The ass is highly porous and accepts foreign things much easier. This is why kids often get a little bit of alcohol and then shoot it up their ass, then get alcohol poisoning very easily, even if the amount is very low compared to what you would drink otherwise. Same things with anal suppositories. The idea has merit.

Can you be less of a retard?

This "oh you younglings" argument is usually done by faggots who're up their own ass. You think having sex is something out of this world? Jesus Christ, get over yourself.

corkskeptics.org/2011/05/03/the-common-sense-fallacy/

Yes.