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BIG DAY TODAY LADS SO STRAP IN!
Oliver Gonzalez
Henry Nelson
Seth Rich and the Western Wall. There are stickies about them.
Tyler Garcia
The only possibly way the journokikes will broach the topic of Seth Green short of "OV VEY DENOUNCE DESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES" is if they have a podunk Kansas reporter ask via a skype question.
Dylan Perry
My brain is malfunctioning.
John Barnes
WH site says
No mention of Spicer.
Hudson Smith
Hey Faggots,
My name is Peky, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass cardboard cutouts. You are everything bad in the zoo. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any cloaca? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of penguins because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Nature.
Don’t be a seal. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the water polo team, and starter on my surfing team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to drawn humanoid penguins”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just laid our eggs; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my chick
Cameron Gutierrez
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Ryan Rivera
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Evan Gonzalez
They're going to address the fake news about Trump giving classified info to muh Russians that started yesterday from an (((anonymous source))).
Jose Jenkins
Must be about the chimpout of the leaks, every kike from every side is saying one thing or the other, that it's either a leak or one of the higher officials leaking shit to wake Trump up, or ice cream, lugenpresse is in overdrive.