Bizarre Censorship

What is the dumbest or most pointless censorship you've seen?

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The German gibs in TF2. It's not Command and Conquer Generals tier, but it's just idiotic to see real mercs blowing up into ducks.

Don't forget the removal of Sikhs after a group got all assmad you killed a bunch of them though I've heard the GoG version still has them

And speaking of which, the removal of Haitians in Vice City.

Conker Live and Reloaded has lots of changes compared to the N64 original, but one of the more baffling choices was that the voice clips were censored more, with words like "fellatio" and most of the Great Mighty Poo's song being bleeped. Considering it was the same platform that had the GTA games and Halo on it, I couldn't help but find that weird.

muricans are retarded as fuck

Let's be honest, as far as pointless censorship goes, Japan pretty much takes the cake.

They forgot to censor this shit too.

Aren't bloody games censored in japan anyways? I know No More Heroes was.

Wolfenstein NWO.

In the German release you're not fighting nazis.

It doesn't make sense because

1 Germans hate nazis as much as everyone
2 It in no way glorifies nazis
3 There are a thousand ways in which anyone could import it
4 THEY USED GERMAN VOICE ACTORS

I think the Koala censorship in the Aussie release of Stick of Truth was pretty funny as far as censorship goes, but the dumbest has to go to some of the more recent NoA translations. Just fuck, man.

really? what are they then?

they censor vaginas and penises but dont censor buttholes because buttholes arent a sexual organ, so there is all this gay chinck shemale porn where they only censor the buttholes when they are being penetrated by the dicks


you see the difference? their censorship makes sense, unlike muricans which are retarded

They also mosaic handcuffs on the news

Cause it's not like everyone knows the nigger is in handcuffs

no blood sprays and dismemberment removed.

does the game get better, it's really bad, it's not even fun

isnt your life over if you go to jail in japan?

isn't your life over if you go to jail in america?
because death row lmao

No, because you can just appeal until you die of natural causes first.

Your life is over if your indicted

No innocent until proven guilty shit

99percent+ conviction rate, regardless of if you did shit or not

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The only real appeal of the NMH games is the crazy story and characters. If you hate the game, don't continue it, because the gameplay is really simple and never changes.

So if someone falsely accuses another, they're going to prison? How do they not have a problem with countless false rape charges and the like?

That doesn't make sense at all. By that logic penises and vaginas shouldn't be censored either when not fucking since they have the non-sexual usage of pissing.

no, OP, you pretty much nailed it.

The prosecutor is who decides whether a case goes to court, not the victim. In some cases it goes the other way, prosecutors don't want to ruin their "successful" record and therefore won't take you to court unless they are sure to win.

Feminism hasn't quite taken hold yet. Partially, but not as bad as fucking murica or eurabia

Although if accused of groping someone or some shit, you're pretty much done

Fallout 3 in JP version you can't blow up megaton cause they are still assmad about the bombs. Even though the whole game is set in a post nuclear apocalypse setting.

German version of I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream was broken cause they cut a whole chapter that took place in concentration camps meaning you couldn't finish the game.

Soul Edge/Calibur series in China has no Mitsurugi cause samurais are evil to them.

China censoring everything with skeletons zombis and shit like that.

FF8 had some stuff rape related stuff censored.

Xenogears/FF Tactics were never released in Europe cause butthurt catholic church.

99% conviction rate means a lot of shenanigans during questioning cause in Japan confessions are held as high as evidence and most of the tough cases remain unsolved or buried cause no prosecutor wants to ruin their perfect record.

I thought that was in the Korean versions.

You can get them now on PSN, but they weren't released back in the day.

What kind of cultural stigma is there in Japan for being raped? I'm just guessing but I can't imagine it's as positive as in the West, which would discourage the attention-seeking or agenda-pushing false claims we see.

You're probably right Koreans and Chinese hate Japan equally.

I always wondered why germans even bother purchasing games.

any info on this?

There was this German guy on an IRC channel I used to hang out on. He said he always imported his games from elsewhere in Europe. Never once bought a game locally.

Don't they still follow some sort of honor system in Japan? Wouldn't the Yakuza not even rape?

Bioshock you fucking cuck

I mean the game is shit, handles racism poorly and should have used nigger, but you could at least be accurate with your critiques.

Not really censorship as such, but:

Someone post the pic of the list of banned words in gta online.

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Like 90% of the shit Treehouse does.

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This is a bizarre one for sure

Heh. Anyway from what I know most people just type shit like BI.TCH to get past the censorship. Not that a game that lets you rob stores and kill people randomly should ban those "mean" words.

I'll never understand rockstar

how come aryan and muslim are banned

while we're at it, why are any of these words banned, why is there a list of banned words if the game itself already has profanity

Cant have any racism or sexism in a crime game user. Thats just immoral. :^)

Especially when you consider that the main developers Rockstar North are from what is supposed to be the most politically incorrect part of the UK

maybe it has to do with the rating?

It still has to go through the publisher that's American.

That has always been the case for german releases of Wolfenstein games. It happens because german law doesn't allow for the display of swastikas outside of documentary or 'art' purposes.

Ace Attorney is pretty much satire on the japanese court system.

Please, i think the word asshole only makes it a T rating.

I'd consider being a housemaid, scrubbing decks of the ships, cleaning bathrooms, waiting on people and being non-existant to the residence there still slavery though.

The blood was added in NMH for the US version.

The whole game rating system makes no sense.

can you kill children in M games?
Also why can you kill but not rape? It's less worse not sure if this a correct sentence than death.

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They're NOT-zis.

Eyes of heaven has stroheim censored so he cannot wear any costume at all. He is just half naked the whole game. The funny part though is that his body guards are still in full outfit.

Actually, games that get "too violent" do get slapped with A ratings but of course they get toned down immediately. Hatred is the only non porn game I can think of that has an A rating thanks to asshurt SJWs.


You could kill children games like Postal and Fallout but that's a no go zone nowadays.

less worse are both comparatives and contradict themselves, it would be better to say less bad or better yet, better

I think the best phrasing would be "not as bad as death"
"Better than" is usually used for things that are good, but one is more good. By saying "not as bad as" you acknowledge that both are bad, but one is still preferable.

The PC version of Manhunt 2 is AO, and The Punisher was AO until they added the filter that's removable.

prudishness is nonsense.

sex is how human beings reproduce, therefore ideally the highest number of humans should have sex in their lifetimes, ideally multiple times. compare that to decapitation, which ideally no one should ever experience, certainly not more than once, and that's apparently more acceptable to portray than sex is.

You can't kill children in Postal.

You can kill children in Prey, drakenguard and original deus ex.

What?

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Good. Never take Gods name in vain again you little bitch or i'll fill your fag holes up

what?
its supposed to me miami right
miama is just old people haitains and whores

I should really get around to playing this.

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Phoenix would only take on the fucking hardest cases and still had that perfect record.

Fug.

I'm almost certain that that is the NPCs finger. It looks like a dick and is animated like a dick but its just the NPCs finger. If you watch the animation up close its really fucking weird looking but its not a dick, its a finger dick.


The Good Goy Edition is the only for cucked and raped peoples.

You can't have it both ways.

Underage v& incoming

what are you talking about?

It's incredibly satirical, but Phoenix Wright hits the nail on the head for some of the bullshit that happens in JP courts

user..,

They almost immediately become green demon children so it's ok.

Everyone here thought it was shit the game got censored. What are you talking about?

The part that made me really mad about Vice City being censored was that save files weren't compatible between the releases.

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Halfchan faggots don't count.

Whatever happened to "Online interactions not rated by ESRB"?

Has the new shitman been cracked yet?

Nope, denuvo

Did they end up going with that whole episodic garbage plan?

Yeah they did, I heard square is forcing it on them at gun point.

Fuck that shit. It will probably end up costing close to 80 bucks for the full game.

they're getting really bad, also their gore censorship has been amped up a ton over there which is a real fucking shame because it kills ultra violent games and shows, and really hurts adaptations of older mangas with lots of violence

There's 7 episodes already, with ep. 7 being the end of "Season 1" and altogether they cost $70, and now they're planning season 2, its some next level jewing, and apparently 1 of those 7 episodes has you revisiting a location.

Anyone got that webm of the censored word list for Dark Souls that just slowly zooms in on the helmet that Domhall's set was inspired by while the skeleton lords OST plays?

I really thought I saved it but I cannot find it for some reason

Holla Forums shits itself when anything in a Japanese game gets censored, what the fuck are you talking about?

no one was okay with that, even people who didn't plan to get the game were appalled by that choice. "localization' censorship is far more disgusting than weird choices of bleeping out words or changing swastikas to iron crosses because its straight up disrespectful to the developers and the consumers.

They literally hacked a finished game into 7 equal pieces for maximum jew. This is some next level shit.

ALL COUNTRIES have stupid censorship laws
please use archive.is/blog/6-ways-china-hollywood-are-teaming-up-to-ruin-movies/
Imagine a ghost pantless female nazi getting gibbed. Haha

"Censorship is liike banning steak because babies can only drink milk"

I don't understand how anyone can be this retarded.

I think this fag is just talking about the guys who shit on weeb games and spam back to >>>/a/ shit.

I'd say even more so.
Nobody hates the good guy but retards like the germans.

I can tell you that no Yakuza would rape a girl.
Source ; I've played the Yakuza games and there's no rape option so it must be true.

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i also learned that the strongest yakuza members will beat up rapists and perverts and take all their thumbtacks and energy drinks

crazy honor code out there

I don't know why they were so buttblasted about Hatres, it's not even gore.

Yakuza 5 translation when ?

yakuza 5 is out in the west already, dude. digital download only

JUST

m8 Scotland in general is leftist paradise, see the SNP wanting to make it Sweden 2.0

I think all copies have that swear censored. It was censored in my old box copy too.

It's ruining any chances the game has at being successful, I'd really like to know what the fuck are the execs thinking.

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Germany anyone?
We had the soilders in SoF2 changed to robots, with new sound effects and oil insted of blood.
And don't get me started on Quake 4, where whole parts were simply cut out…


A cult of nazi-like decil whorshippers on something similar.
Same shit they did with the past Wolfensteins.

devil

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Binary domain?

Good game. It was pretty fun for a linear TPS.

To escape the horror of being German.

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How's it like being a weeaboo?

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the most offensive word on that list.

that's exactly what I do.
it's pretty easy. even for digital purchases.

Well the Germans I know just game in English and order their games from the internet. If you live near the border you can just go to Holland or Denmark.

Censorship is not only stupid- it doesn't work.

Nah nothing is ever censored in my country. Censorship by the government is downright illegal and unconstitutional.

HOWEVER we do have age ratings. Games and movies rated PEGI18 can't be sold to minors. Stores can get in real trouble for it so the law is mostly respected.

So you can make the most degenerate entertainment you want and openly sell it but only to adults.

Nigger, you just went full retard.

I'll assume you're talking about the US.

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thats odd, i didnt think anyone cared about offending christians any more

That really pissed me off, since the game was advertised as being fully-uncensored, and the multiplayer dialogue wasn't censored, so why is the story dialogue butchered even worse by Microsoft than it was by Nintendo? I know people consider it an inferior remake either way but that really just blows my mind.

they might have done it to exert dominance over rare

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Changing Miki's semi-sexy panties to something more akin to plain white boxers? Nevermind that in-game she's already 18 anyway. This is true the most pointless censorship I've seen in a long time. Granted, to me, ALL censorship is pointless, but this one really takes the cake. When you tilt the camera to try looking up her skirt, you can barely see up it in the first place. There's an image floating around comparing her original panties and her new ones, but I don't have it.

Mika's Buttslap is a pretty obvious one, and the recent Juri DLC release originally has her without the spandex top, but was put in just before she was released.

This shit in pic-#1-related, also just all the fucking shit from NoA recently in general: Fatal Frame Maiden of Black Water, the new Fire Emblem games, Xenoblade Chronicles X, etc. It's all just a fucking shit show, I hope NoA burns.

NISA in general whenever they're allowed to do whatever they want when localizing a game, like in Mugen Souls/Mugen Souls Z as well, not to mention usually bugging the fuck out of the games they localize and then never bother to patch. For Criminal Girls 2, they were practically bragging about all the "corrections" they're making, of course, they didn't even bother to send the game to ESRB before they started changing it, just cause they totally knew it would get an AO rating, right guise? archive.is/Y6sxu

There was also a huge blowout on their forums too, there was a thread a while back about it.

German law is very squeamish about portrayals of Nazi Germany outside of historic content, swastikas in particular. You need to consult with historians that must then verify the historic accuracy of the film, and I mean it has to be autistically accurate with maximum authencity. So WW2 alt-history in Germany is a very limited genre when it comes to fiction.


The Regime. They just have nazi-associated terminology swapped and have the Wolfenstein game logo instead of swastikas and other recognizable nazi symbols, be it a flag or a decal. Otherwise everything is relatively the same, just, you know, different words and symbols.

It's "Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it". That's Mark Twain, by the way.

That's absolute bollocks. Swastikas are allowed to be freely shown in art (or artistic mediums for that matter). Take movies for example, the Indiana Jones flicks aren't censored. The bad guys are called nazis and the Swastikas aren't covered up.

Too bad videogames aren't considered art under german law, so that's why we have to live with special treatment and import fucking everything. Prferably fucking Japan, because after years of fucking censorship in my own shitty country I now have to live with other 'freedom' loving countries turning gay too.

And while I'm at it, here's the raddest fucking site on the web schnittberichte.com/ it's autism coupled with a hatred for censorship so you have hundreds of detailed articles telling me exactly what was censored in the german releases and the newest stuff being Beschlagnahmt.

*Preferably from

Do you ever get tired of complaining? Just import the Japanese version already you casual

This shit has always went down and it will never ever stop. Its our culture to ruin things

Fucking hell. Even if they believed that bullshit about the eggplant emoji being a rape symbol why would they censor the WORD eggplant???

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

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Ainsley is a double stuff Oreo.

Underrated ingredient.

Entertainment for the most part portrays what the average person can rarely or possibly never experience, decapitation is someone anyone can pull off if they're determined but they'll not live through it. You can have sex at any time, I might be going out on a limb saying so but I think 99% of people going to see shit like Saw can get laid that same day.

I wonder if we'll have a video game equivalent to This film is not yet rated. It could probably happen too considering how big visual are now. Or maybe I'm wrong. Still would be interesting.

The Witch and the Hundred Knight has nudity? Like, actual, visible naughty bits? I just want to be sure about this because if so, that's cool. I've been wanting games to cross the nudity barrier for a long time now. We've had adequate violence for a long time but not the nudity, and quite frankly, if I had to choose just one I'd rather have nudity.

*video games are

Yakuza HD Collection on PC when ?

Obviously never.

Time and time again, just think of the licenses. This shit hurts me more than you.

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Anyone know which game had German censorship where instead of dying when shot, people would just fall to the floor?

I think it was CS

huh

Yup, it was CS

why?

To avoid people pretending to be devs, it is really only reasonable thing in that list

How would that serve their pretense? They can just say "Hey, I made this game"

And how often do you think that works?

How come they censored "butthole" but not "butt" and/or "buttcrack"?

Why is "www" censored?

www is for websites, although barely anyone ever types that anymore

Embed related. Haitian censorship starts at 17 mins


Even worse was how mangled and nonsensical the cutscenes sound

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Oh, and this gem.

Wait, is that dialog in the real Japanese version? The localization cut out dialog that was already translated? Please tell me the Japanese side was just playing a fan translation or something.

Also, why change Lazwald to Laslow? Lazwald sounds cooler if you ask me. And more unique.

Wow those doughnuts are really delicious!

The Japanese version there is a fan translation

IIRC some japanese RPG changed red grapes to white grapes in the american release.

There's already unrated video games, you only need to go through the ESRB if you're selling through normal retailers.

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Where's that middle one from?

Anyone have the picture of the Dorkly Phoenix Wright comic where they edited it to parody a bunch of Japanese companies' game localizations? It had the Treehouse, NISA, Capcom, Konami, and a bunch of other weeb developers.

In exchange, have some caps from the Fire Emblem: Fates clusterfuck from a professional perspective.

That wasn't dorkly, that was awkward zombie.

IIRC, I like how the stories of Fatal Frame V and that FE idol game are about how out of control those industries are (FF being gravure and modelling and one of the characters not sure about whoring themselves out in the idol game) and yet they still get the censor treatment.

Guess they don't want people to know that those places ain't sunshine and lollipops

I've never understood this webm.

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It's not even about sunshine and lollipops, since what's being censored ain't exactly violence. It's just complete prudishness where you can't have a woman showing any skin.

They lost the battle with removing violence from video games so now they have to try and remove any sexual appeal from it.

Because if you fap to a fictional character you're making Jesus cry or some shit.

It's a list of banned names from Dark Souls 2

Awkward Zombie, right. Do you have it?

I'm not even sure when sex/bating enters the scenario. Do translators automatically associate pixels with sexual attraction? Normal people don't do that.

I think USA had a more interesting conversation tbqh fam.

prudishness has nothing to do with this. it's just sexually insecure leftycucks going on a power trip.

I do. How about you google that shit next time?

The problem is that the media has always had trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality, and then it tries to convince everyone else that gamers are the ones who see those lines blurry.

I wouldn't ask for something I could Google so easily, user. The image I'm talking about has ~12 versions of that comic with edits to the speech balloons and other stuff. Do you have that one?

I do

Seriously, I don't even know how the ESRB is so fucking retarded.

I'd think that an M rated game would be ok for gore as long as you can count the moments on one hand

Honestly, I'd argue for a violence culture over a rape culture any day

Thank you.

gets me every time

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I question why we still have the ESRB because its obvious by now people don't read on the back what to expect when you play and they still complain that "This game is too racist, this game is to sexist, etc."

it's to keep the feds off their asses.

You know all that stink about that SMT Fire Emblem game getting censored. Turns out, weeaboo man drops an audible SHIT in the western release, not even attempted to be hidden

For some reason both of Deception IV's covers were changed to have the girls covered up more and look slightly less violent.
But they didn't actually censor anything in-game.

Well of course user. Censoring is a tool of good in the battle against the patriarchy, it's not about actually making the game child-friendly.

Now, if that character had turned to the pink shirt girl and said something like "Wow, you look cute in that shirt", then by golly, I think they would have to remove that oppressive male character completely!

You actually get the option to tell her she looks good in anything at the start of the second chapter

Most stores won't sell the game without the ESRB rating.

Ooh boy, I hope that character signed all the required consent forms and submitted them for approval before even attempting to guess the correct pronouns to use.

While I'm still bringing up #FE, you can still get brief tastes of Kiria's zipper panties in the OP

I hope this game fucking crashes and burns. You don't make a fanservice game for weebs and then censor all the fanservice. That's retarded.

Ah i can't wait until the new ace attorney game comes out in sept.

I hope this game crashes and burns because they made a fanservice game for weebs, right after they promised something entirely different, then saw $$$ in making this for the jap version of casuals

I don't accept censorship in any form, but I can at least understand this one. When a game is on a shelf, anyone can and will see it. This includes 10 year old Billy when he's going to buy the new Pokemon with his saved up allowance.
Unless you want these games to be stuck behind the counter, it's an evil you need to oblige. Think about poor Billy. Or rather, his mother when she has a bitchfit and refuses to let her kid in the store ever again because she's scared of anime tits.


Now that it's been out a while: how is #FE doing in the west? I know it did pretty bad in Japan.

Actually, stores aren't allowed to sell an non-esrb rated game

I'm annoyed they made one too, but if you're going to make one, you do it right. You don't censor all the fanservice.

I didn't even know it was out.

CLEAN TOWELS FOR MISTER WULF!

It's called "Run Girl Run".

Anyways, the red one has a better outfit in the American version.

I can't find any law in my state or in federal law that prevents non-ESRB rated games from being sold.

It's been out a couple of weeks.
I only remembered because I read about some weebs on twitter that were gushing over it.

I've been pretty well ignoring it since the censorship was discovered. I might pick it up eventually when it gets marked down because of shit sales, like Codename STEAM.

Might just be up here in Cuckanada then

That's unfortunate.

It's not about law, stores themselves require that all games be ESRB rated, otherwise tehy automatically treat it like it has an AO rating.

It's illegal in Germany to have toys with any depiction of Nazism. Games are considered toys.

Technically the ESRB already does have a This film is not yet rated thing called RP.

This symbol is exclusively used in advertising and marketing materials for games that have not yet been assigned a final rating by the ESRB.

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No, PEGI is for Europe, Canada, and Israel.

I've never seen PEGI for Canada, I think it's a european thing.

Canada gets whatever America and Mexico gets, hence why most US games these days have prominent French on the box.

He's right, technically, PEGI covers Quebec.
At least according to wikipedia

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Then why on Earth did they even bother releasing I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream in Germany?

But most white people don't hate nazis. It's the Jews who are always asspained about them.

It's actually pretty hilarious that the removal of American made anti-German propaganda is removed by the Germans from all media and entertainment - effectively ensuring that the German population gets less indoctrination.

That concentration camp part in I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream is ridiculous propaganda, of German doctors shrinking heads and making lampshades and soap out of kikes.

The only good thing about this is that when Tecmo eventually releases it on another console they'll be forced to remove the Nintendo content and hopefully that means they'll do a proper localization.

Money.
Are you retarded?

im Surprised this shit didn't get censored in Animal Crossing

Holla Forums anons would all agree
Skells

I meant the documentary "This film is not yet rated." Sorry for not clarifying that.

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The japanese were really mad about the removal of this too, it was the americans who thought about removing it.

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The audacity of these niggers

fuck off kike

Have you ever been to Miami, its nothing like that. People think Miami Beach is all of Miami for some reason.

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Hitler was basically Napoleon 2.0, only this time the russians followed his army back to his country and fucking demolished it so hard they became muslim-loving cucks.

That's a fucking pipe dream, especially considering nintendo is a joint owner of the fatal frame franchise.

That's all bullshit, the liberal cucks rewrote history, Hitler didn't do any of those things. I suggest you visit Holla Forums to get better educated.

By educated you mean brainwashed;

Cuck

Says the guy sharing a board with redditors.

C-CUCK

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CUCK

Go back to school.

Try harder Moshe.

The removal of the medical kits' red crosses in the latest releases of Doom (you know, Christian crosses are haram).

Don't have a question in the fucking title.

All censorship is shit, doesn't matter the degree.
If you do something wrong make it right.

Fallout 3 changing drug names was stupid.

In general laws just have scum looking for loopholes and to make their parasitism safe weakening standards. Law is on the side of stupidity.

Not wanting to direct others by lack of character in denying them something from you may be ok. Try for things that are impressive but don't cut out parts of progression. Try to progress without error.

Game dev should have the entire team working on the situation they are up to. Adding in place of arguing, try hard and everything should be ok. The mkre complex the better, but all functional. Make it so a story isn't held back, the devs keeping it great, it's lack of beauty their debt to dream out. It should exceed them and come out without buffer. Working with and for the matter. Make what is right. Devs conflict on what is right they make alternative paths, characters etc or prepare something great that would undeniably improve everything.

Censors, critics etc aren't anything to do with life. They live off it. Show them they have to be it and give them a way.

Do you hate crazy wrestling moves?

Nazis could be substituted by any other organisation.
Good men as soldiers meanwhile fighting for experimentation and parasitism.

Stick any flag on the shit, still the same shit. Doesn't matter at all who does it. Be careful of what you fight for needs more cautionary tales. Only trust your own experiences kind of thing, easy way to avoid bullshit.

TNO was corrupt. Jews as Nazis, whole reason for MDK was "No, WE are the master race, how dare you". See this shit from all over the world, disgraceful esp when is intentionally done falsely for pride to claim what helped them as having come from them. And of course, attributing everything bad on what isn't them. Not just making good stuff.

Would have rathered more sneaking at the start, bypass frontline troops who are doing the dying, probably for a girl or a future. Go right to the ones doing it for power etc. Anyone gets in the way tough luck for them.

I like industrial stuff, that withkut managenent, done to make something work is decent, dutiful. Reveling in cruelty isn't. Though giving any thought to enemies of your loved ones is a kind of treason. Also treason not to, dishonouring them as if they are a part of cruelty. Should be demonstrating everything that helped you was right to.

2 Sides with schools and prisons on both are the same side and are co-operating in growing it.

Awww, he doesn't know history, cute.
It was the Allies who insisted on having a war with Germany. Germany did everything they could to avoid the war.

Russians are borderline retarded, who cares about what they think.

Brits were the first to bomb civilians. Germany in fact appealed many times and suggested that neither side should bomb civilians, as it is immoral. The Allies kept bombing German civilians, so Germany started doing it in return to them. This is where Goebbels's "total war" speech came from, listen to it. It is a speech responding to the savage bombings of innocent German civilians, and a promise of Germany starting to do it too if the Allies don't get some honor and fast.

Remarkable that he made threats in 1943 which were followed through in 1940. Or are your forgetting the whole Blitz thing?

Let me guess, you think it's a lie that Churchill ordered their first raid on Berlin only in response to German bombings of London, and you think that wasn't really the Luftwaffe but rather a British false flag that dropped those first bombs.


I will agree that "tried to take over the USSR" is a poorly-conceived remark. It wasn't so much an attempt to take over as it was that both sides were so ideologically opposed that if one hadn't attacked, the other would, and you may as well try to take the advantage.

list of censored words for names in dark souls 2, including nig (meaning knight becomes k***ht) and bastard (when theres a weapon called bastard sword)

So how did Hitler lose his eastern forces? Clerical error?

Oh yeah, because annexing half your neighbours is such a peaceful move. Not to mention conquering the neutral Low Countries on their way to France.

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PEGI used to bepretty lenient most of the time to be honest, though I guess reacent SJW offended screaming has tightened the rules somewhat. Guess those days are gone now.

Hell, Fahrenheit was PEGI 16 when it got out with sex scenes and all. The censored version (Indigo Prophecy) got an M-rating for the US.

Fuck you.