"I Scream with Maxine Waters"

The vanilla meme needs to die. People write it off as being plain and thus terrible. A group mentality. It's a damn good flavour on it's own.

But vanilla is the least progressive taste, user.
salt is the most

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Vanilla ice cream is now white supremacist.

Meme it anons.

bill nye the science goy was already two steps ahead of you, user.

Gas all the flavors until only vanilla remains.

Damn be beat me to it. God damn I hate this sell out "science" goy. We should meme his death/conversion to natsoc. You realize when I graduate college he and I will have the exact same qualifications and training level.

Let's unpack what you mean by "vanilla."

I mean, there's vanilla bean, vanilla extract, French vanilla… what I'm saying is that vanilla is a social construct.

Eat shit, Maxine Waters is a lolcow.

I've always liked vanilla the most.

wew

(Checked)
Thy symbolize the traitors who enable her.

Vanilla is the only ice cream worth buying. Goes well with root beer.

Haha me too user. Give me some Blue Bell vanilla and I'm a happy guy.

either vanilla or lemon. eh, at least they are both white.

A lot of people are used to the artificial shit-tier ice creams (especially in America) and ridiculous over-the-top garbage mixed in (like Ben and Jerry's) that people haven't tasted a simple and well made scoop of true vanilla bean ice cream.

Made by someone who cares and with high quality ingredients (even if it's homemade) vanilla ice cream is divine.

pistachio > vanilla > strawberry > hazelnut > lemon > chocolate

This thread reminded me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=xuaHRN7UhRo

Does anyone have the original?

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Strawberry > Vanilla > All

The slight sweetness and fruit flavorings of a good strawberry ice cream elevate it to the highest tier. Most people think of it as shit because they only ever buy and eat huge tubs of crap from the store. But actual, good strawberry? It's a level beyond even the best vanilla, and far above all else.

The Amish don't bath or even wash their hands.

she's not doing a very good job of flying under the radar, although i suppose she's just following standard operating procedures

And they make a hell of an ice cream
They even give two scoops

rabbi, you can't keep my money from buying Amish ice-cream

That's false you retard. I bet you saw that on one of your cosmopolitan Talmudavision shows that shit on "dirty White rural simpletons".

pretty funny how people use the term "vanilla" to colloquially refer to things in its original state using ice cream as a metaphor when both of those things have origins in opposite hemispheres.

Your "qualifications and training level" right after graduation makes you a good fit for getting coffee for the real engineers with 15+ years experience.

I think he's referring to how the media treats her. They've been giving her some attention but given how she has embarrassed herself in the past, it is clear her handler is trying to keep her from making herself look silly. The same can be said for Booker who has been laying low since that Sessions stunt and Deval Patrick, who I seriously think they will try and trot out if all the other choices don't work.

Engineering is a joke. It takes a whole team of ten people to do what one professionally trained person would have done centuries ago. Anyone who pursues it that isn't autistic or a rich curry is stupid.

Give me death by chocolate or……..death.

Benjamin & Jewish is absolutely the most disgusting ice cream I have ever tasted. It's the Starcucks under the ice creams. How the fuck do people eat and drink that shit. I don't get how people here in Europe fall for that shit when we can just go and get real gelato and good coffee.

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Are you autistic?
He was pointing out that Bill Nye is no more qualified than he is, implying he is not qualified.

That's curryNIGGER. You can say NIGGER here, user. NIGGERTITS!

No, I grew up in Lancaster around these people. They smell foul.

Any examples of such?

Vanilla and Banana, the two white tastes, are the best ones

I hope you dont eat kike icecream user.

Is that what makes it the perfect analogy for Euros? All different and unique, all vanilla.

I thought Donald was Cheetos flavored.

This. Fucking love vanilla.

Sour cherry > all.

God damn it user….

how do they make ice cream without refrigeration?

Vanilla is the superior flavor. People refer to it as "plain", and they're right, but they don't know why. 99% of ice cream flavors start by using vanilla extract, then add gross shit on top. Even chocolate flavored ice cream has vanilla extract.

Half of Ben and Jerry's ice creams are just vanilla ice cream with so many toppings added in it makes the base ice cream unrecognizable.

You can't even make a pan of brownies, cookies, or frosting without vanilla extract. These faggots would know this if they ever read nutritional information or made anything by hand.

Amish BO confirmed by dubs, but how would you smell if you worked on a farm wearing those hot clothes all your life?

You're a lying piece of shit. I used to watch Amish people wash their hands. There was a bigass Amish market by where I work and they have the most amazing pork sandwiches and licorice.

pure motherfucking magic

The meems

Also our new favorite product from Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield!

We haven't… can we just talk about the scoops situation?

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Wew laddie.

Kek. Ben's shitposting amuses me.

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Finland wins again.

Does anyone but niggers take Maxine Waters seriously? I guess the kikes / dems do, when it's useful optics, but jeez, this woman is a rambling idiot. She's seriously incoherent, even for a nog.

CUCKING GASED

The amish are an incredible people and you are full of shit. I exclusively get groceries from an amish farmers market and my family business often contracts them for labor because they are superb carpenters.

well lads, did you ever think you'd live to see the day when drinking a large vanilla milkshake would be pure white supremacy?

Am I the only one disappointed that we're being memed into vanilla ice cream? It's not bad, but it's simply a boring flavor.

Damn you're right I guess we should just be chocolate. Or maybe strawberry is more your kind of thing.

All three are just as boring to me. I mean, I get it's a metaphor, but the basic flavors aren't interesting at all.

Is being white not interesting to you either shlomo?

Not like that at all. I'm just autistic about ice cream flavors I guess.

banana-flavored ice cream with sour patch kids mixed in, topped with nacho Dorito crumbs and caesar salad dressing. Is that exciting enough for you?

What would you call that? Ben and Jerry's Untermensch?

This is just retarded. This place really has gone to shit.

(((You)))

Wait, so Vanilla really is the one true flavor, the most natural, and the rest of the ice creams could actually be vanilla if they got rid of all their degeneracy?

This user gets it. I blame the summerfags.

No. Vanilla is the superior flavor. All other flavors are lesser. And mixing other shit into vanilla just causes it to cease being vanilla ice cream.

Because vanilla is the best flavor, the other flavors need to be cleared out of the way to make more Freezer-Space for vanilla.

Here's your >(2)
Vanilla ice cream is fucking shit. At best its acceptable with a chocolate shell syrup and some sort of nuts.

What is the Jew of the ice-cream flavors then?

My favorite treat is vanilla milkshake. The whitest milkshake there is. Its also racist because it is white and contains milk..

Whatever discordian bullshit flavor Ben and Jerry is putting out.

melt yourself, shill.

Damn son, is Gary up to one per day now?

user..

Hold on, but 99% of all other flavors are built from vanilla. That means that all other flavors are vanilla but with other shit in it. That means the other flavors would be vanilla if they didn't have shit in them.

I'm not even shitposting anymore, I'm dead serious, if we got rid of all of the chocolate in a chocolate ice cream, would we have vanilla ice cream?

You would have unflavored frozen milk user.

technically cream but you get the idea

I think you are taking this the wrong direction. Shouldn't all ice cream be shamed because it is vanilla (AKA the white devil) appropriating the diverse flavors of everything else? Think about it, instead of pigeonholing us into a single ebul yt flavor, we should be me ming that all ice cream is secretly white and racist. Let no flavor be spared!

I'd trust a shill's taste in ice cream over a Holla Forumsback tbh. What's next? The best way to paint your house is to just leave the walls as pure drywall. Gypsum makes the juden rage and the walls remain pure and white as fresh-fallen snow, and you don't give any money to the paint and pigment Jews.

I assume it's more to do with the fact that vanilla is able to be sold both as a base and a standalone flavor. So it's cost-efficient to make huge batches of vanilla and then work from there rather than create 120 flavors from scratch.

Which is why you shouldn't flavor-mix.

Buy ice, put the mixing pan in a salted ice bath. But if they're selling it then maybe they have dispensation to use conventional refrigeration, if only to comply with ZOG regulations.

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Kek is asking us to dig deeper

Vanilla is the best flavor

I think mint is nice.

Then put something on it, you pleb. Peanut butter is savory and compliments the soft sweetness of vanilla.

Pic related is the only real ice cream that gets sold in the USA anymore, it is made with only the needed ingredients and no fillers, similar to the beer purity laws in Germany

Vanilla is the best flavor confirmed.

Vid related, I'm assuming.

It's rocky road, symbolising how Ben drags uppity niggers to death behind his panzer

Literally a kike operation who made up a bullshit word to sound fake-danish

That's unfortunate. You know Breyers used to sell higher quality stuff until they were bought out by (((private equity firms))) and their brand and quality were run into the fucking ground all for the sake of profit. I don't think they are even legally allowed to call their stuff ice cream anymore.

Yeah good luck getting all of the chocolate out of there. Vanilla is such a subtle and refined flavor that even one drop of chocolate changes the batch irreversibly.

So what is a good brand that's not jewish in the US?

I'd like to know too
pic related

They're not. They're consider dairy treats or some shit. Why is everything food these days just riddled with shit that'll kill you? Is it paranoia, or is there an actual basis?

Profit and the weakening of the goyim

Just make your own damn ice cream. It's not hard to make and it's much better than the garbage you buy in stores. All it takes is ice, rock salt, and two containers you can seal (with the small one inside the big one).

Oh-hoh. I hope she's the DNC ticket. The only easier win would be HRC running again and dying in the middle of October 2020.

Ice cream is all kiked out, tbh fam. I'm lucky I can get homemade ice cream from the local amish, like I said earlier ITT. As for the brands… Blue Bell I remember being pretty good. I don't *think* that one is kiked out.

I've had Blue Bell in Texas where it's made and in other places and I have to say someone's fucking with the shipments of them because it taste's like garbage anywhere out of state.

What about this?

dirty spics I'll bet

Nationally, maybe. There are a bunch of smaller ice cream brands that have limited distribution in stores or are made in-house by ice cream parlors. I counted at a premium grocery store once and there were more than two dozen brands that didn't come in sizes larger than a pint and counting sorbet/gelato/custard/etc. there were more than three dozen. Shit's expensive, though.

Check the ingredients , it is full of crazy shit, almost like a science experiment

I'll have to keep an eye out for those, not sure where to look though, and yeah expense is a concern for me

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It's fucking icecream, user…

The most expensive grocery store you can find, preferably more expensive than Whole Foods.

Oh yeah that just gave me an idea, there is one near me that blasts classical music at all hours and every time I go in I only hear thick Jewish accents. Been avoiding that place honestly but I'll go to see what is being hidden from the goys.

Only ones that really sticks out is soy lecithin and soybean oil.
Carob gum is a thickener.

Thickeners and gums are bad for your digestion and gut flora and are inflammatory
Soybean oil feminizes you
It's a shame really I wish more people would know these things and stop giving money to these products

Handmade vanilla is god-tier. I don't usually like vanilla, unless it's handmade with vanilla bean or fresh vanilla extract.

Simpler flavors tend to be the best for ice cream, I think. All these weird, gimmicky flavors like bubble gum and cotton candy (Now with Pop Rocks!) have way too much unnecisary stuff. Just give me a nice flavor that focuses on blending the flavor of the additives with the rich, creamy flavor of the cream. Maybe one or two additional things, but not mountains of other shit that ruin the flavor of the cream.

I should go to my local amish store and see if they have any.

completely unrelated but I figured I'd post for my ice cream anons, if you want to watch a rocket launch now you can soon if they do launch: youtube.com/watch?v=ynMYE64IEKs

Didn't know about the gum, I knew about the soy.

Never thought I would stumble upon the dark side of ice cream. From now on, if I ever get that itch, I'll make it my damn self.

Yup for soy the oil is the main thing to watch out for. It's in fucking everything now. And it's bad for you for a variety of reasons.
The soy lecithin is not a big deal though, it's just an emulsifier which is what egg yolks are for but people use this because it's cheaper.

Yeah our food supply is fucked. One of the main reasons our health as a collective is poorer than it should be and our energy levels are down.

I think the weird gimmicky flavors are used to cover up low quality ice creams that don't contain much actual cream

anti-accidental sage post

No shit man. This stuff really irks. It has long before learning this, but it kinda drives the point if had in the back of my head. And they add of this stuff why? For cutting cost?

Yeah the main motivation is a race to the bottom in terms of trying to get the cost as low as possible. But then you get into the politics of subsidies and stuff and why certain things are cheaper than others and what the healthcare costs are for these decisions.

I almost want to just be a farmer, grow crop as best and natural as possible, and sell it for just as much as I need to operate just to fucking spite them all and maybe circulate some decent food.

There's a reason why "vanilla" is synonymous with default, especially in vidya.

If you become a big enough farmer you're beholden to the federal government and their subsidies. That's how they end up screwing the farmer over.

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I need a sauce on that Jimmy the Gent quote because honestly it doesn't sound like something he would say.

Make it pussy.

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this is the original, sonny boy

It's tough out there for people trying to do things the right way, but if you stick to artisan stuff and go the organic route to where you could sell your stuff for more money it could be possible. Ironically it's probably easier to do this in heavily left areas as they are all about that kind of stuff.

Rocky fucking road.

Recent events remind me of when Trump first started out and the media reported on and cried that Trump *gasp* ate dinner with his family.

They are so desperate for news. Now they're shilling about Trump giving classified secrets to Russia even though McMaster who was there already confirmed the media is lying an and even if wasn't their own articles state that Trump has the power to do so as executive.

Clearly nothing behind this at all

Bernie is a jew in the most base version of the term. Everything he says and does makes absolute sense when you realize that his foremost goal is to fuck the goyim over.

This is false, I make ice cream for a living and the basic flavor is a sweet cream. It only seems like vanilla is the "basic" ice cream flavor because it's very subtle and compliments the cream VERY well.
If you try a basic cream that is turned into ice cream it has a sweet, rich flavor depending on the cows diet. Sometimes it can have a slightly tart/sour flavor too.
Some flavors like brownie will have vanilla in them, but that's added into the brownie mix then baked, and the baked brownies are added into the ice cream later. The ic probably doesn't have much vanilla flavor in it beyond that little bit to make the brownies taste good.
Chocolate is just cream+Chocolate, sometimes with chips or chunks. Chocolate can have a natural vanilla flavor depending on a ton of different factors but as a basic recipe it's just cream and chocolate.
Low quality ice creams will use artificial flavors to save money, but that means they won't taste as good. Strawberry is a good example. Ice cream made from actual strawberries will taste infinitely better than artificial strawberry flavors, but the trade off is in cost.
Coffee is a great flavor because you can make a cold brew and mix it with the cream. Just cream and coffee, but can be really fucking tasty.
The most important part to making good ic is to use natural, high quality ingredients. We make an ice cream that uses a double fold vanilla extract and a little bit of vanilla bean specks, but the flavor is amazing because the bean specks taste a little different than the extract and the extract is much richer than single fold vanillas. It gives a much deeper and well rounded flavor to the ice cream than you normally get with supermarket ice cream.

If only.

Do you make spumoni?

Please tell me you make spumoni.

Actually I did a light google search and checked in the store, Turkey Hill is the most healthy, followed close by Blue Bunny, which is only put behind by a slightly higher sodium content.
I considered that talenti shit, but when I checked, Blue Bunny had at least half the calories, and whereas Blue Bunny has only 9g of sugar per 1/2 a cup, talenti was, I think, 24g.

Vanilla master race. All day. Every day.

We have on the seasonal menu but don't make it regularly. The seasonal menu changes a lot but the classic menu stays the same with vanilla, chocolate, coffee, strawberry, etc.

Vanilla isn't a bad flavor, I like it when it's done well but it isn't my preferred flavor when you consider that all ice cream has vanilla extract and you get shit added onto it. I don't feel the need to be contrarian just to piss off libtards.

I prefer variations on caramel and chocolate myself. Vanilla with oreo mixed into it isn't bad either.

Vanilla icecream made by a michelin starred chef is top tier Anglo indulgence

Neither do I

This. I once ate real vanilla in Switzerland and it was arguably the best ice cream I ever had, and I fucking hate industrial "vanilla".

The Amish rig alternators onto the windmills on their barns and listen to Christian music on AM radio stations.

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Aldi all natural store brand. Only has 5 ingredients.

Thanks for the rundown senpai, always good to know there are people out there making high quality items

Damn.

Spumoni is so hard to get but so damn good.

You know all that shit Chief Bullshit Spewer could be easily solved with the free market and the privatization of government programs.

Roads? Easily done, you pay to use it either way, so why not let private companies take care of it, they'd do more efficiently and cheaper. Workers? Remove subsidized schools and remove the mandate of forced schooling, no one needs to pay for it with their taxes. Security and fire fighters? Pay private security forces and pay into a service that gives you your own private fire fighters. The only marauding bands that come and seize everything are the fucking commie governments, the same shitty principles she proposes.

Funny, they force everyone at gunpoint to pay for their stupid socialist garbage, then they have the gall to say they are helping you and say that you fucking owe them. Stupid commie scum.

Thanks ice cream senpai.

I was worried there for a while, got kind of confused.

Is fried ice cream bad? it's usually vanilla

Anything fried is bad.

is it because it reminds of you niggers?

im not american, so can you explain how you fry something that is melting at room temperature ?

the batter fries and keeps the ice cream inside.
there was a video a year or so ago of a guy deep frying water.

I don't know how it works but, the ice cream is pretty cold, so you dip it in with the batter and it fries the batter covering the ice cream, the ice cream is still very cool, the heat has yet to penetrate inside, you take it out and it has a fried shell of the batter on the outside of the ice cream.

Well it's more the unhealthy part of it, but sure I guess.

If you're just talking shit about whether or not it's healthy, yeah obviously. But I was just asking about taste and seeing how everyone is muttering "Vanilla" is the most pure, etc.

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That was a fake flavor along with the Obama flavor back when the droning was on the news.

Sickening.

Mah nigga.

Can they use refrigeration?
I don't see why that should be unacceptable. Some use telephones.

Anyone who doesn't think Warren is the 2020 opposition is fucking blind.

The era of white men in the democratic party is done. Women, Jews, blacks, spics. This is the new pool from which D candidates will be drawn.

i came into this thread wanting a nigger or kike face photoshopped onto an ice cream cone

i am unsatisfied

do it yourself nigger

This. Even out of 100% egotistical self-interest it would behoove any white male to leave that party.

I came here to laugh at you