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Is competitive mode really that fucking bad right now?

Yet another friendly reminder that overwatch is shit.

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WORST KOREA
WORST GIRL

Anyone who leaves a competitive match deserves to be banned

Fuck off overwatch, noone wants you here.

I still don't get why it doesn't just replace quitters. Shouldn't they fill the slot as soon as possible to try and keep it balanced or something? Or do they keep it open so the person who left can rejoin?

Well LoL doesn't let anyone join the match as soon as someone leaves I believe.

But really, there's so many issues with competitive mode right now its amazing. I have never seen a competitive mode launch fail this badly.

Glad that competitive is finally out. All the salty faggots have gone into the competitive playlist.
No more fuckers who don't know shit about team comp complaining in the playlist that's meant for casual play. "You're a shit support" says the 3 tanks.

It's the new Undertale. Just enjoy the containment threads while they still work.

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At least Blizzard is aware people fucking hate Sudden Death

the difference is tumblrtale is a game infested with cancer, content-wise.
while bendoverwatch is just another online shooter.

Thank fuck.

The coin toss is going away, but not until season 2. People are not gonna wait that long,

FUCK TUMBLRTALE

Id like to start out by saying, that i think all you people who play tumblrtale suck a big fat goat dick.

now, to move on

I think TUMBLRCUCKS are pathetic. all they do is sit around with their big lips and collect welfare. and if they're not doing that, theyre robbing, raping, stealing, murdering, or in jail. So id like to give a big fuck you to all you tumblrites out there. By the way, im not really racist, i have a tumblrite NIGGER in my family tree. Hes been hanging there about 55 american dollars (badumdum!)

Now on to SJWTALE cucks. they are like a mixture of tumblrcucks and bunnies. they also sit around and collect welfare, but they have a different method. They all reproduce at an amazing rate, and then the welfare collection moves on into the next generation. They really all should be lined up and shot, with their goy clothes and their nigger skeleton flags. And, like tumblrcucks, they go out robbing, raping, mugging, stealing, murdering, and end up in jail.

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALLOWED IN Holla Forums?

Jews. Hitler was right. They are nothing but money grubbing little fucks. like that guy toby fox, look at him. He makes a pointless game, sells a million some copies, AND THAT ISNT ENOUGH. now he has to make a movie too. That movie is going to suck, just like him, and just like all his fans. Hes a self centered piece of shit, just like every other jew ive met. And whats this deal with jews whining about the holocaust?!?! they gotta make movies, books, whatever. Its all about money with them. they cant spend their own money and get on a public access channel and whine about it, no they gotta set up a holocaust memorial, bug that faggot jew steven spielberg to make a movie that sold out, and a bunch of other shit. fuck jews.

Undertalefags. Well, Undertalefags are their own category. It seems they just dont get it. WE DONT CARE THAT YOU LIKE TUMBLRTALE! GET OUT OF MY Holla Forums! I know if i had kids i wouldnt want em to be seein a bunch of cum guzzlin tumblrtales walkin down the street with their womanly manhood dangling around screamin we want videogame discussion….

YOU HAVE VIDEOGAME DISCUSSION! YOU HAVENT BEEN B& YET! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY!

All they do is fuck like bunnies and spread the tumblrcuck virus. I hope they kill themselves off soon.

Tumblrtales are out to ruin the economy. Look at em with their piece of shit meme games. Why do they have to evade our economy? I mean, i dont see anything wrong with them sellin shit over here, but they practically SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS! and YOU FUCKERS keep buying the shit. I say we send a couple more sage-bombs over there, take care of their tumblr asses.

Goat molesters make me sick, but they keep popping up! Whats this world coming to when these guys can peddle their goatkiddy porn over the internet! ITS SICK! All those goatkiddy porn fuckers should be castrated with plastic forks and burned at the stake.

Tumblrtales. God i fucking hate Tumblrtales. LEAVE ME ALONE! All they do is whine about how people are going to go to hell and try and convert people! GET A LIFE! god damn sexually dysfunctional little fucks! You should all be burned at the stake like you did to the pagans! I fucking hate you all!

i feel alot better after doing this. And im not going to hide behind a fake email address and name. email me, i dont give a fuck. all you losers are pathetic. go out and get a fucking life, quit sittin around masturbating to goats behind your computer screen you little scrawny fucks. Im so drunk right now i dont give a fuck if you fags fuckin email me. Hell, i'll give you my fucking fone number too while im at it, feel free to call me, or are you afraid to? afraid i might humiliate you over the phone? 717 867 1292, if its busy 717 867 1679, ask for FUCK OFF TUMBLRTALE, i'll be waiting for all your calls.

oh, and one more thing.

FUCK YOU!

Tumblrtale

Yeah, thats right you fuck, i hate you too.

Here's what else Jeff had to say about the issues:

genji players such faggots

Filled with cancer

I'm just really pleased that their ults are now consistently denied by even the shittiest of players.

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explain

I sure hope the meme spouting fucks I played with earlier were halfchanners and not anybody from here.

I would assume they don't let people join into games they couldn't win and fuck over their rank.

no doubt halfchan or just normalfag parasites

the thing is comp is fucking shit and theres a fuck ton of other problems game but this is probably blizzards best game right now

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okay nigglets, shill me this game.

Do you like tf2?
Do you like mobas?
If yes, then get this game because it's tf2 with moba abilities. Also, it's fun.

Buy the Origins Edition™ now!

Its shit

Balance is awful, and the community already hit lol/dota levels of awful (autistic tryhards, attention whores, you know, the typical moba/free fps player). Gremlin D'Va and Overwatch porn might be the only good things this shitty game made.

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The Russians have also showed up as well

Used to
Moba as in LoL and Dotard? No. But MNC/SMNC moba? Fuck yes. The only reason I'm slightly interested in this game is because I heard it is a shooter moba, like MNC.

It's like a shallow half speed mix of TF2 and MNC.

Its nothing like Super Monday Night Combat.
Dont fall for it

that shit's found in every online shooter.
i consider it more AIDS than cancer.

This shit is why being able to see the current/final medals your teammates have should be allowed. If they're doing so bad that they're holding everyone back while you're sitting on enough gold medals to make Fort Knox feel envious then it should be on full display, fuck the "potential for BMing" excuse.

All of the faggotry involved with Undertale pushed me away from what could have been an interesting game (who am I kidding? The game looked like retro shit I've seen every fucking Indie developer resort to for a quick buck).

I never saw that shit in Quake 3, but back then no one gave two fucks about Quake 3. Fucking esports.

I mean, it's not really like a moba. It's a carbon copy of tf2, but with characters that have abilities with cooldowns sorta like moba heroes.

its just sad when people hate when someone is having fun

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Fun is a buzzword

POST D.VA GREMLINS

Yes. King of the Hill matches in competative are bugged and only give out a 1/3 of the experience. Otherwise people are whining about Meta shit.

FUCK

I want to settle down with Mercy, have a honey moon and have sex for the first time in missionary, holding hands and kissing passionately while impregnating her.

Also I got defense 4 times in a row today in sudden death and only won one, it is too easy to win as attacking.

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And a non gremlin

why is the framerate so shit?

This thing should run perfectly on toasters.

I think it's the encoding of the mp4 I play with 60+ fps all the time.

Only one serving of this pasta is recommended per week.

Worth getting this game? I haven't seen any vids or streams, not sure if it's fun or not?

If you have friends to play with sure. Get it when it eventually goes on sale though. It's not worth $40

Its pretty fun.

There's got to be tons of youtube vids on this shit by now.
They also just recently released the competitive (ranked) mode which changes up how the match making is done and puts you into teams and against teams closer to comparable skill levels.

Get a friends account and test it out. Then decide for yourself

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I love the Heavy Rain reference even though Heavy Rain sucks dick.

Can anyone tell me how the fuck you aim Symmetra's weapon?

My microwave will literally go right through their body and still not lock on.

It's super close range, I think the range extends once you toggle it one someone though. It's the most powerful weapon in the game iirc

Requires friends though

I'm almost positive her laser has even less range than Winston's gun. I haven't tested to be absolutely certain.

I want to fuck Tracer.

someone post the webm of the british people fucking.

Right in the chocolate bum-bum factory.

Yeah I'm fairly sure that's true

Has anyone else who watched those cinematic trailers for Overwatch really want to Pixar to make an Overwatch movie now?

mite b kool.

But honestly I think the less story a game like this has the better. I think Blizzard knows this too. One, because they have been getting shit on for their shitty writing for the past half a decade (since SC2…like what happened?).
Two, because the less story and detail the more people can fill with their "headcannon" so they can ensure some autistic and retard sales from waifufags and tumblrtards.

While the normal folk can enjoy the little one liner banter and can just play the nice bright colored game which shines like a beacon in a fucking sea of brown and grey color-pallet shooters.

butts

Too late their shitty writing is already making its rounds with their shit tier comics for Overwatch.

oh good. I can ignore that.

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You forgot your butts.

I love when a rank 40 something with not competitive rank keep yelling about 2-2-2 or some shit.

This game is so fucking broken that you can win with any combo as long as you stack your ultimates. What the fuck does it matter if you have two tanks or not.

revive is some ultra bull shit. people dont like getting frozen and executed by mei? how about having shit like that undone at the click of a button with the fastest ult charge in the game? youre actually being punished for damaging enemies and theres scarcely a reason why anyone should die being healed by mercy.

i dont care what anyones playing, everyones so retarded that it doesnt matter. that mei who doesnt know or care that she can break her own ice walls if theyre inconvenient for her allies isnt suddenly going to have the awareness she lacked just because she switched to something the team "needs"

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Aye

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that cosplayer's face is very unfortunate.

fuck this, please tell me there's at least someone up for rank at this hour.

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yikes

Jesus christ how unfortunate.

And like Diablo 3. There's no point comparing it to mobas.

I finally started playing Overwatch after dropping it a week after release. Things that I thought were unbalanced in the beta no longer seem to be a real problem—for example, I still think Bastion should have wider spread and higher damage falloff when in tank form to prevent him from sniping from across the map, but honestly he's not really an issue with a well played Junkrat. Symmetra is completely worthless and a total waste of a hero slot in her current form, but with some adjustments to her kit she could be alright.

Ultimately the thing that keeps me from playing Overwatch more is that it's not available on Steam—and more than that, it doesn't even work with the Steam overlay. I never know when my friends are playing the game because I have no reason to have the bnet client open, and I'm far less inclined to play solo. On top of that, I have to tab out to message people when I'm actually playing myself because no overlay.

It's frustrating. Other games on Steam that use third-party launchers still manage to function with the Steam overlay, so what the fuck Blizzard? Don't you want your playerbase to advertise your game FOR FREE on the biggest gaming platform there is?

Who's the cutest character (not in a sexual way)? You don't even have to like the game to answer this.
I'd say it's Bastion

Your a buzzword

I can pull gold damage with Symmetra. She's fantastic. Having a tele up for a constant defense is almost essential for the first cap points. She should be switched out if you've been pushed back to the last point though.

you have to have the bnet client open to launch the game though.
What the hell are you talking about?

Well, fuck. That just ruined my day.

He's saying he has friends he talks to on steam and he can't tell if they're playing Overwatch or not without also opening battle net, and that if he wants to talk to them while he's playing Overwatch and they aren't he has to tab out of the game.

That doesn't look bad, sure it's shooped to hell and back and her face is lighter than the sun- but it doesn't look bad per say.

he doesnt get to bring friends

You only have to have it open to _launch_ the game—you can close it immediately afterwards, which I often do because it's completely redundant if you're in-game and just covers up my other chat windows.

Which leads into the whole needing to alt-tab issue. This user gets it

Her weapon, if you can actually get it targeted on someone without getting blown to bits, can do some pretty good damage. Her turrets, if totally ignored, can also put out some good damage if they're all in the same spot.

The teleporter should not be an ultimate. Generally by the time it's up the enemies have already pushed beyond the point where it would be useful. The shield buff is nice, but when comparing her apples to apples with Torb, she falls short in basically every category.

She's bad, man.

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How do you not get completely shut down when the other team pulls out a Winston?

I just got grouped with fucking halfchan faggots in ranked that sounded like fucking bogans

I seriously hope this was none of you because they kept talking about fucking Holla Forums

Winston is fucked against anybody with range or against any other tank.

*per se not say and I'm pretty sure that's a different chick. Just look at the nose of the twitter.

not really
his bubble does great as does his jump to cover ground
he is great for rushing a point to cap

Don't be so reliant on your turrets. Your gun does a fuck ton of damage. Just have a charged up ball to smack him with and dance around him with the laser. Even better while he's distracted by your turrets then throw some more up once he's dead.

bubble has a long cool down because it has to be broken first before the cooldown even starts. The long jump has a long enough cool down that if you don't get caught by it, it won't be a problem if you kill him first. If you're playing a person with range you should be trying to stay medium anyway.

Otherwise, anybody with armor will fuck him up. His gun doesn't do well against armor.

how do you not just get annihilated when you aggress upon someone? how do you keep this up when the turrets have such a long cooldown to build a charge?

yeah, if you arent landing the stomp you arent going to kill anyone with 2 brain cells, and itll be trouble getting another jump on someone youre already attacking because it has a minimum range. the only ones who are just food for winston are mccree and symettra with their low survivability and mediocre damage.

he also really fucks up mercy

and genji because he cant reflect

hnnngg
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I love playing symmetra especially against tracer, genji, and occasional other low health character that isn't paying attention and gets caught in my turrets.

the slow charge ball does a decent amount of damage.

Does anyone else feel that competitive games go by way too quick?
I've played two competitive matches just now, both victories and it feels like we just blew through it, especially on Route 66 where you just have to get the payload to the first point of normal play.

Is Roadhogg balanced

Yes.

RNGhog is balanced, but also broken.

Undertale is a game filled with decent graphics, a fantastic soundtrack and a only slightly above average story which sole strength is it targets every persons need to be loved by their mother and to love them back, the rest of the story is filled with meme's and jokes

Mother 3 is a great example of targeting the players own experiences where at the start of the game Lucas's mother is telling him to comb his hair, and after she dies he wakes up in the morning and when he combs his hair he remembers her telling him to comb his hair because she cared about him. He then pauses, puts it down, and stares into the mirror in remembrance

This is what undertale does, its a story about love and family, sadly both only take a very minor role in it but its still very effective

Throw in a bunch of anthro characters and bam, indie mega hint

What, you guys didn't subtly notice the absolute huge fucking flood of anthro indie games AFTER undertales release? You'd have to be blind otherwise to not see it

why are you responding to decades old copypasta

I didn't even read it, just saw a tiny bit of it being mentioned so I chimed in my two cents

Mostly because I'm thinking of my own mother ATM and that is the games only real strength

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You should be ashamed for liking that second image

Sorry my mothers been in the hospital for a week

I'll stop

Nigga have you seen what kind of people play this shit.

Good I hope the Blyadistanis fuck up this meme game worse than they did with CS.

epic downvotes reddit friend

why are you going to leddit?
I suggest you stay there cancer

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Well, im still gonna fap to her shaking her ass.

But geez, get her some money to fix that face. Or a lifetime supply of paper bags.

whos is it then? its not mine
so it must be yours
so you go to reddit
you dont belong here

Says the nigga that plays the most reddit-tier game of the decade.

Do we need to pull out the smug anime faces again?

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What a cuck.

I mostly play female characters also because I'm a girl

What a shame, all those varying archetypes and yet no fuccbois to pick.

What a shame.

makes sense, women are so shallow they can't even bother to try adjusting to both male and female main characters in video games
I know that you fucking retards

im a girl btw

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Is that where you are from?

camaraderie through hate is shallow and false. remember this, anons

I think I had one game that was actually close, on Nepal. Playing offense, my team wouldn't get past the first point, defense we couldn't hold the first point. Only silver lining was at the end I unboxed the pirate skin for Roadhog.

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Didn't even know they existed.

Anyways is there another way to get past the gate in Hanamura aside from that chokepoint? Yes I know there's a little window but it's so close all it takes is an anus twitch and they go back to focusing on the bigger entrance.

The best way to get through this chokepoint is just warping with tracer to the left side, go up the small stairs, circle around and capture the point behind them. This will almost always lead to the enemy team completely withdrawing from the chokepoint, so your team can push through.

You gotta force the gate more or less and only then you will have the three paths open up. Alternatively if you got a great Genji or Hanzo on your team, they can play around in the window and try to snipe one or two people to let the rest of the team rush in. Pharah can also fly over the gate and push people out of position.

Point A on Hanamura is basically always a stomp for one side.

not really, the only advantage attackers have on most of these maps is the shorter walk back from spawn.
you gotta get mei or reinhardt to escort some flankers just past the gate, so they can run off to the house on the right and start harassing.

is there a source for that pic? Obv porn and i wanna find source.

Why the fuck are there so many Tracer picks in Competitive - or hell all around - these past couple of fucking days. Jesus Christ these useless twats are worse than the regular fucking Hanzo's.

I knew this would happen. I knew that shitters would be all that's left of quickplay

Ain't like Competitive is all that better. Hanzo's that can't aim for shit, people picking Tracers on the last point, everybody sucking Mercy's dick but refusing to pick her - and in the case they do pick her await the fabled 5man rez - and so on and so forth.

It's standard stuff really, you only have people using mics more often in Comp.

it seems like it goes in a pattern, tracers one day, roadhogs another. im guessing theres some ebb and flow of people counter picking, a lot of people dont realize they can switch between deaths

they were already all over the place, now they just have another excuse, you would be met with a similar response if competitive werent a thing. if you even got a response.

Yeah but you don't play full maps in competitive, just up until the first point, usually. I like playing the full map but all that's left in quickplay are the ultrashitters that would pick genji and fuck off into nowhere near the objective.

So i would assume the "make a new account to nuke lowbies" shit straight out of LoL would happen on something like a PS3, but wouldnt they need to pay for another PS+ to do this?

I'm sure i sound like whining sore loser user but going from playing against rank 45+ players to 1-5's that are playing far better than said 45+ players all at once fucking reeks.

This ebb and flow is bloody annoying as shit though, especially when the average retard playing this game would have trouble hitting a target with the direct hit in TF2

Huh? You play full maps in competitive, it's the sudden death turns that only have few points and shit.

Then I've had possibly the worst luck i matchmaking.it's usually something like watchpoint or king's road. If we're playing defense, they only need to reach/capture the first point and the match is over.

sudden death is such bullshit.

"lol we beat your time by 3 minutes but lets go to sudden death and then decide the winner by coin toss because attackers win"

There's no place safe.

I have literally never ever gotten further on defence than picking a character before REINSTANCING: ATTACK - KINGS ROW

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surely you are exaggerating

Must be. Roadhog is actually pretty alright as long as you are aware of his hook. He can't really do anything outside of its range, or when the hook is on cooldown.

Why haven't we banned italy from the internet?

Yeah correction: from one side of the capture area before the ramp to the opposite side which is far higher damage at a much further distance than any none turret/sniper than zaryas alt fire and pharash normal fire. Since he is a tank with the whole 'pull in close and paint with wide shots' character having such high dps at a distance equivalent to tracer, 76 or any support bar bastion and mei is kind of ridiculous.

Somehow they still think they belong here

so when are they going to make chibi dva porn?

Come on son.

Weeb games get a free pass, though.

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Dont sexualise the gobbo.

it is a little ridiculous ill admit. but without it, hed be completely defenseless when his hook is on cooldown. the spread on his primary fire is less than melee range or miss everything

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If his hooks on cooldown thats what the 'yeah nah, cunts' heal is for. Hes a tank not some harassment after all. If fucking Zarya can get in the thick of it and come out on top i dont see why roadhog players are almost always "oops, hooks on cooldown time to spam longshot or go jerk off in a corner till its back"

I like the idea behind Sudden Death, maybe needs a bit of retweeking but I don't mind it much at the moment. What I do mind is fucking shitters.

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You know most anons dont actually need validation from others to enjoy a videogame right?

Like is that how you function? do you need some approved list to do things?

It's the same autistic furry that's been shitposting in the threads since the game came out.

No, sudden death is bullshit and if you think otherwise you should be hung. It should be stopwatch where if you cap the point faster, i.e. you're better than them, you should win. Sudden death is completely unfair because of how much easier attacking is and especially since it's only one point which doesn't even make sense. It's literally deciding the winner with a coin toss.

You forgot that he's brazilian and non-white too.

This

Dude's some BR shitposter who's triggered by the fact the game not being F2P because he can't afford vidya. He's been spamming the Overwatch threads since they started. Best to ignore him.

In two minutes. Most retards are unable to capture the first point in less than 4 minutes really.

If there is a greater joy than upsetting shitposters by spoiling their low tier bantzstrat i dont know it

I'm ashamed to share a thread with these people

maybe when playing solo. when playing with 3 or more friends it's easy as shit to get the first point. competitive shouldn't be built around an unorganized mess where people are playing alone and not working as a team. If anything it should be built to punish that to make people actually use the tools given to communicate and drive those who don't into quickplay where they belong.

this whole everything to everyone and everyone is a winner menality is the biggest problem with the game.

Some maps are easier to defend, but in general it's still decided based more on a coin toss than actual skill, especially since you already know the teams are mostly even at that point.

The ORIGINAL sudden death mechanic was to play a round on one of the KOTH maps. Much as I hate those maps I have to say it's perfectly balanced that way.

tank is a misnomer really, hes as mistyped as mcree and symmetra. he really is just a fat slow flanker.
using his heal under fire is just a great way to feed the enemy more ult charge, 300 health isnt much when youre such an easy target, it may buy you a split second that you need for the hook to finish its cooldown but its by no means a reliable method of damage mitigation.
if youre up against competent players even a mercy could just walk all over you after a missed hook if it werent for his secondary fire. ive done it plenty of times in those rare instances where im in the mood to heal retards.
the enormous hitbox really is one of the things hes balanced around, that combined with his clunky reload, inconvenient effective ranges and low ammo count means he doesnt really get much chance to fuck up. the longer he stays in a fight the less of a threat he is.

Its the autism.
Having been on the internet forever and watched the rise of autism and more autistic people become more outspoken and visible I have come to the conclusion that autists don't really experience many emotions.
And what they might consider as the sensation of "fun" is completely different from a normal person's.
For them it seems that fun must be some soothing feeling from having some arbitrary checklist of factors being all in the right way.

A better way to think of it is like this:
An autist will make a paper airplane but doesn't get fun from flying the airplane. Their whole "fun" is the satisfaction from making every fold of that paper to be edge and corner perfect.
Where as any normal person the fun is in throwing it around and watching it fly.

Now take that and just look at the behavior of some of the anons here who rage at games nobody should like because they're flawed. Rage at shit for the tiniest of details. Lose their minds because someone doesn't know ever little fucking dumb ass thing that happens on this board.

fun is a buzzword to them because they don't understand fun.

barf.

The Sudden Death is so shit on Temple of Anubis.
I've not seen a single fucking ranked game where the defenders won on Temple of Anubis, but every time the attackers crush them. So after 4 games of the attacker crushing the defenders after just a couple minutes, what is the fairest way to end the game? Let one of the teams be attacker again, of course!

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which one of you lovely people is this?

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It sounds like they're aware but it also sounds like they think the system is good and the players are wrong. To me saying that they're open to tweaking it but right after that openly admitting that they're probably not going to find a satisfying answer just sounds like damage control.

i've never felt so cheap.

You're being punished for not killing the healer first as it always was in video games.

Welp.

for shame.

Posting that sort of britbong trash this close to America's birthday?

the brits just had their first independance day, whatever
this audio has to be from one of you faggots

if they have any brains whatsoever attacking the healer should be like kicking a bees nest because thats their life line. her healing rate is almost sickening, something horrible has to have happened to you for you to die with a mercy on your ass. she does not need the shortest ult in the game in addition to that.
most games where kill healer first logic applies dont have cover to abuse either. ive never had trouble staying alive as mercy unless i just get extremely ballsy. ive never switched off of mercy because i had trouble living, only because things werent dying fast enough for my liking. with a healer this powerful theres no excuse for how passive people are.
dont get me wrong, ill prioritize the healer, but it always amazes me that they let me kill her. it always feels so moronic. when you have something this powerful on your side you guard it like a jew guards the federal reserve.

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How do I git gud with tracer? It seems like my guns do fuckall for damage.

aim at head

In a group fight her self pull is as good as tracers i swear.

never stop moving and pepper, dont try to duel like on edgelord or mcree

Hi Tumblr

The only time I ever have problems as Mercy is when a Tracer backdoors the rest of my team and everyone is so fucking busy taking potshots at Reinhardt's shield they don't notice the firefight going on right behind their backs.

tumblr thinks japanese games are "problematic"

So when will this meet Tumblertale's fate and eventually get bumplocked?

she does horrendous damage to unarmored foes. armor reduces all damage recieved by either half or 5, whichever is greater so any tank that isnt roadhog or zarya might be a little difficult to crack. she just has dick for effective range, so try to get used to the distance blink will put you so you can put yourself within blowjob distance of an enemy since giving them time to react means ur ded. you dont actually have to be "that" close but if you arent then aim for their head. it helps though because its more disorienting for them. dont "bunny hop" unless you know they cant aim, that makes your movements predictable.

I'm getting pretty tired of Overwatch myself, but goddamn you're a faggot if this isn't bait.

Whichever is less, not greater. 5 is the most (per shot, as counted by your ammo meter) that it will reduce.

Besides D.Va who I would absolutely fug I see no appeal to this game for actual people who play actual games. Is this just a marketing thread disguised as anons? Please, please tell me why people actually like this.

New personal record for blaster kills: 24

I don't even get that many elims playing Zenyatta.

thanks my bad

I have it on PS4 because its the only shooter thats now dudebro brownshit or blundermemes lolrandumshit. Its fun the art and music is nice and theres no season pass niggardly bullshit. I paid for a complete game without loadouts or grinding related power. Its player skill that decides a match, and teamwork. Like hat fortress before the hats.

It's the type of thing where you see it and say
But then when you get hands on experience, you enjoy yourself (for a hour or two) and eventually get bored of it. That's how my beta experience went.

its a lot more fun without 2 or more widowmakers in every match. or mccree depending on how you felt about him.

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it was never anything but a shit storm, where have these people been?

I was the exact opposite. I thought it might be barely passable and then played the beta and never stopped.

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Its gud gaym I swear

Man I fucking LOVE grapes.

What fucking game are you talking about? How's paying $1.79 or something for a box full of stickers better than customizing your character? How's constantly switching characters to counter the enemy team any different than loadouts or classes? It's literally the same shit just packaged differently.

I'm not defending tf2 in particular, but the "good enough" ceiling in Overwatch is ridculously low and easily achieved by anyone who isn't completely brain dead. It's fun since it's so diverse and shiny, but it just lacks the depth to stay fun for any prolonged time.

The way I see it, Overwatch will go down the moba path. The community will probably become more and more toxic and hateful the more it establishes itself and and at some point most people realize they're just not having fun playing anymore.

we need a D.Va buff soon

Dont bother replying with sense
Most of the faggots arent from around here and will defend this shit game to death.

Nice proxy

Good fucking goy, remember to buy more counter strike loot crates valued consumer!

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it will graze that path, but with the freedom to just leave a game and without the snowball mechanics people will never get as salty.
i would say tf2 would also have a lower "good enough ceiling" if people attempted to build coherent teams. nobody ever played medic in that, which shows with how widespread bitching about things like mini sentries or pyros are when healing/overhealing almost completely defeats them in a rock paper scissors fashion.
overwatch? you cant wipe your ass without mercy handing you a fresh roll of tp.

I've been here since before the mass immigration from halfchan and literally all I want from this thread is discussion about the game.

Not with the current 4chan/hispachan raid you wont silly goyim!

Nigger what?

Cherrypick any harder and you could even afford crate or two. No, pay2win is never good, who would have guessed?

When people actually learn how to target Mercy (and there's tons of heroes who can do that very well) the situation will change. On the other hand there's the slight chance that people will learn how to protect their Mercy, so who knows.

Goy/10

when people learn to target mercy, mercy will learn to not be a target.

Sure you are bub

You can stop now it aint going to do a fucking thing.
This thread is Tumblr incarnate for a game that is Call of Duty/Battlefield tier.

On the topic of Mercy, has anyone had teammates who have on a scale of 1 to 100 on the awareness scale, a 2.

For instance, this has been happening repeatedly. I'll try to hide behind a tank, and a genji or tracer will literally run through the tank chasing me and the tank will ignore them while shooting off into the distance

Last night was really bad when I was playing competitive and I literally ran through the roadhog 3 times and the genji walked through him each time just meleeing me to death without his ult. Then the roadhog died to shurikens in the back of his head while he shot at a widowmaker in the distance.

Don't play Mercy unless you're playing with friends. It's hopeless otherwise.

I have more luck sticking with characters like 76 or Pharah, the enemies tunnel vision me and i use the pull to zip around and they dont notice they are getting fucked up by 76's ultimate or something.

Sometimes you are credit to team just distracting the enemys attention and keeping your teams health topped up.

oh fuck yeah, but whip out that pistol and theyll learn to respect you. it hurts like hell, she just doesnt have the kit to really abuse it. prioritize your own survival, besides you can just wake them up if they die.
are people deaf?

I can do you one better.

Playing Mercy in comp, healing the Reinhardt. Reinhardt charges off completely ignoring the FUCKING ZARYA who then proceeds to shove her giant purple dildo where it most definitely does not belong.

This happens 3 times in the same game.

>My Soul when we lose a few god-damn meters away from the goal
Being support is suffering. But I get stuck playing it because nobody else will, or the mercy will stay stuck to one person until they die.

git gud

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well i posted those out of order

Close but not the ultimate own team sodium

on hanamura you can make it to that little window at the gate from the defense side as soldier either by helix jumping or a perfectly timed jump while sprinting . the jump will cost you 40 health and more importantly the helix cooldown, but it will take some practice to make the jump otherwise. definitely jump from the boarded part of the platform, it will seem like youre slipping but keep holding W and youll climb up. get it down, finish off the wounded and pop those mercies okay?

interesting

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Is there more satisfying hatemail than when you blow up a junkrats tyre ultra as mercy and it kills nobody?

When you grab it as Roadhog, with your hook.

when you block a pharah ult with an ice wall

Grab a tracer who sticks a bomb to you as roadhog, killing her with her own bomb and surviving because 600 hp.

you do realize you were the only random in a 5 man premade, right?

i don't even understand how these mercies get these revives. whenever i play her, people just don't die. like, sure some straggler might die somewhere but there's never a team to res. there are literally no opportunities to resurrect more than 1 person with my ult since i just keep everyone topped at all times. what do these mercies do? do they just not heal, stand back and wait for the whole team to get wiped out and then fly in and ult?

Or pull phara down with a hook.

Good Hooking is outstandingly satisfying.

when you make pharrah suicide on her ult with a d.va or rein shield

he's got a sweet spot where the m2 does roughly the same damage as m1 after being hooked, and the melee-ish range m1. if you are outside both of these, he can only hook for the most part.

I know my hook acc sucks, but it gets the job done. This was what I was just dealing with.

Widowmaker on that point of the map? I'm genuinely sorry for what you had to deal with.

The fuck

that must have been a painful match

holy fuck

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Much sodium was farmed that day.

muh dik

heh. good one.

Literally the only thing you should have gold, if they're doing their job, is objective time. Holy fuck.

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LOLI EVERYTHING!

No seriously, loli everything.

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maybe it would be silly.
But I'd love it

golden. lets also not forget how they got mad at whitey for shooting a gorilla a week or two ago.

Why does /a/ like this shit tier game?

So can anyone explain to me, why so many autistic retards love to shit up this thread in particular? Was there some kind of controversy about this game that i missed?

DRAWFAGS GET ON IT.

BR's and slavs cant into buy to play. They shat up TF2 so bad its a cespool and like good locust want to move onto fresh pastures but can't buy it so the chimp out is the only option left to them.

Overwatch has just had a shitton of marketing and popularity.
The guys shitting up this thread are just venting their frustration at being constantly exposed to a game they have no interest in or might have tried out and did not like, They can't fathom simply hiding the thread.

Ex-Blizzdrones who thought WoW and Warcraft were anything but steaming piles of overvalued shits feeling betrayed by Blizz being jews mostly

I love you
I love you so much

Hello deutsch/pol/.

that's pretty much it.
I doubt there's payed shills here from either side, but some people just get mad at others enjoying a game.

It's more about it being by extremely popular, heavily marketed, made by Blizzard and having MOBA elements, in that order isn't it?

hey it works for poppy. but they cant have her hitbox change just because of a skin, so she would just be using armor thats way too big for her.

Yeah, but poppy isn't that small actually.
Or rather, she is, but ingame shit's not up to scale.
I mean malph is about the hight of her hammer.

Now, if you'll excuse me for a minute… I have to do something and find of of those

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id upload more of these at once but theres that file size limit. the first one is lewd the second one is not

japs are starting to get in to shooters. look at the massive success of splatatatatoon

rumia with her arms straight out during death blossom is an amusing thought

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Can you be more blatant that you're shilling this Tumblrtale tier shit game?

Its okay Arnaldo, one day Venezuela will rise again and you can afford videogames :^)

But I bought it, enjoy it, and talk about it with likeminded people in a designated thread, dragon-san.

Don't make me sad that this doesn't exist.

hang on my boss wants to see me

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Hey, come on now, Overwatch isn't that bad.

I just bought Dragons Dogma
Im sorry you fell for peer preassure
Is this the new hip way to D&C?

Yes, and you could be doing that with a game thats not shit tier garbage for normalfags and Tumblr.

this is why its so easy to steamroll the other team

Good joke, its the exact dame community

Explain your reasoning.

for anyone who is wondering, dragon's dogma is on sale 33% off

See

Feels good
I also bought TiTs Chapter 2 and Rabi Ribi yesterday

So it's tumblr because there are fans on tumblr? I'm not getting the reasoning why the game is for tumblr though. What's there for them? Is one of the characters a trans-antlantic biplane or some other special snowflake sex/sexuality?

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And she's close to Holla Forums-levels of racist.

Just like an SJW

Oh. You mean the best middle finger to feminists?
I'm not going to deny that blizzard is a bunch of cucks, but they did zarya right

She's close to Holla Forums-levels of based to Robots, also known as the special snowflakes of the Overwatch Lore who DINDU NUTTHIN, WAS A GUD BOI, DEM HUMANS MADE 'EM RAMPAGE.

That's not how you spell Winston / Dva

Nice try Satan

This is the second time you mention Holla Forums tumblr.
Do you know where you are?

winston is the worst character in the game.

yeah, i said it.

Want to just play some AoE 2 nigga?

Nah

Im

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I didn't say worst, I said "weakest tank in the game as far as health goes" meaning she can't take a hit as well as the other tanks aside from the shitty twitch streamer. Both male tankes have more health than her.

And to recover them you need to run and hide. Reinhart has a shield, and Roadhog has a fuckton of health and a healing ability.

It's not invulnerability, there's a set amount of damage you can block with her bubbles. It's basically a third temporary health bar

It has an average range, actually. Her grenades are better for long range. But this doesn't have to do with how she's a fuck-you to feminists

Again, I distinctly said her ult was useless "unless paired with someone that's actually capable"

I never said she was the worst. Learn to read.

I would but I can't find a decent download, I think I'm gonna just buy it (it's like $7 on Steam right now so whatever)

Dear god saving this moment of BTFO.

theyve been mishandling age of empires/mythology lately. consider looking harder

here, have a director's cut.

My initial reaction is 'it can't be doing bad, its valve!' but then i think about it and i dont know anyone who kept playing after hats and crates became the norm.

Is it like Blizzard and WoW? its so shit but they dont care because Hearthstone prints money with casuals? is doter tu doing that for Gabe?

Is TF2 actually on the decline?

I hope not. Between the two TF2 is just the better game. Also the characters and comics are more enjoyable.

What do you mean by mishandling?

The whole "we wuz kings" bullshit with the"African" kingdoms pack that for some reason features Portugal as niggerish?

I really do hope Tf2 is declining
The moment all the shitters leave the game and only actual fans are left, I cant wait

Last time i touched it was Mann VS Machine, the whole "i just paid real money to unlock a crate for a better weapon than your shit tier weapon on the same character" thing was anti fun for me so i have no idea how its doing, but i'm seeing a lot of folks who would fall into the "lord gaben can do no wrong, i only use games that are on steam" crowd just sounding sad and going "9 years was a good run".

Did they do some big shake up update or are the numbers just dropping off?

Doubt it, people spent so much money on the game they don't wanna give it up. Still in the top 10 most played games on steam right now.

a shitty age of mythology expansion pack that was lower quality than mods. that freemium age of empires game, hd rerelease cash grabs. i actually cant speak much on the quality of age of kongz n shit as i just didnt feel like trying it out.

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i dont recall any "better" weapons from crates, just various autistic cosmetics. although i believe if you want the full range of drops and ability to trade you have to buy 'something' at the store, which can be even the tiniest on sale thing. correct me if im wrong.

There was a point where if you were a heavy without a weapon from crates called "brass beast" you were kicked. That was the sign of the class based shooter no longer applying and it was more loudout bullshit so i dropped it.

i still need to beat american conquest

jesus, the brass beast is a piece of shit. if you cant beat mvm without it your team has other problems.

Yeah there's no way I'm buying the AoM bullshit

Just AoE2 I doubt my current laptop would run AoM anyway, she's been good to me but not designed for vidya

Hi guys, I'm the official representative of redditchan's/v/. Please don't post about games like Overwatch, or any other popular AAA title. Everyone here is massively retarded and they have incredibly shitty taste in games as well. If a game is popular, undeniably good, or in general has been heard of by more than 5 people, it will be instantly labeled as shit and a bunch of smug, reddit-tier elitists will be sure to remind the poster of such threads about how the entire world is wrong about everything and only the severely autistic sperglords of these hollowed grounds have any actual say in what is a good game. Please fuck off OP. This place is for the posting of weeb shit games about little loli girls.

youll get your moneys worth, i just dont think they deserve it
but who the fuck am i to talk i bought overwatch.

Is there even school still? I thought it was summer vacation but shitposting still picked up at around the end of school times.

Yeah I used to refuse to buy games based on devs, but I just'aint got time for that shit anymore

Refusing to do something I want to do just because some dickhead by get some coins out of it is just a waste of my time

Fun is fun, no matter how it happens!

Nice quads mr shill

Yeah, we should also have circlejerrks about Call of Duty, Battlefied and Assasins Creed.

Why is my downvote still active?

There are people that get off work or Uni classes at about that same time.

Well that's disappointing, but expected.

Kaplan already knows people hate sudden death and the coin toss. They're working on trying to get rid of hte coin toss and sudden death, but he admitted that its gonna take at least until fall to get everything squared away

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745604460

We will see a PVE omnic mode before this is sorted.

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745635563?page=1

Just read this, people are fucking pissed right now. Competitive mode is sadly a disaster right now, and they're taking way too long to fix it

payload and cp were stupid ideas to incorporate into a competitive mode

Jeff Kaplan on Sudden Death:

Jun 23
Hey everyone,

The feedback we’ve been seeing from those of you helping us test our upcoming patch on the PTR has been amazing. Thank you so much for your efforts!

Now that we’ve had some time to read through and really process your posts, I wanted to take the opportunity to let you know some changes we plan to make based on that feedback.

Feedback We’re Hearing
+ You like seeing your Skill Rating.
+ You like the strong leaver penalty.
+ You like the Assault map changes.
+ You like that premade groups are called out in the UI.
- You don’t like the coin flip.
- You don’t like Sudden Death.

Regarding those last two points, even though we feel like tuning the attacker vs. defender advantage in Sudden Death is achievable—and we’re really close right now—the community perception is that one side always has a clear advantage on Assault, Escort, and Hybrid maps, and (as a result) you feel the coin flip mechanic is unfair. The balance is the easy part for us, but the perception issues are much more challenging. Challenging and important.

In this situation, we feel like we can compromise and make changes that can improve most players’ experience in Competitive Play. So, in the short term, we’ve got some tweaks coming that will help balance out attack/defend win rates in Sudden Death. In the long term, we’re actually looking to remove the coin flip and Sudden Death from the game altogether.

Current State of Sudden Death
If you’ve been following our Developer Updates on Competitive Play, one of the things we talked about was our desire to greatly reduce the chances of a match resulting in a tie or Sudden Death. Back in beta, under the old system, we were seeing Sudden Death happen about 35% of the time. It felt too frequent and we didn’t like it. So, we changed our scoring systems and our game formats for Assault, Hybrid, and Escort as a result.

So far, our results for Assault are much more in line with what we expected. On the PTR right now, the Assault maps (Temple of Anubis, Hanamura, and Volskaya Industries) are only going to Sudden Death about 9% of the time. This is really good news. The “time bank” system we created for Assault Maps results in drastically fewer ties. And this is what we were hoping to achieve.

The Escort maps (Dorado, Watchpoint: Gibraltar and Route 66) are better than the 35% we saw in beta, but still aren’t where we want them to be. We’re seeing Sudden Death rates of anywhere on the PTR from about 16-18%.

And when it comes to the Hybrid Maps (Numbani, King's Row, and Hollywood), the rates for Sudden Death on the PTR are hovering around 20-29%.

We feel like both the Escort and Hybrid maps are still resulting in Sudden Death too often.

The short term changes coming:

hanges We’re Looking at Making in the Short-Term
Based on this data and your feedback, here are a few changes we’re looking to make immediately to Competitive Play:

Initial match time for Assault, Escort, and Hybrid maps will be reduced from 5 minutes to 4 minutes
Sudden Death Timer will be reduced from 2m00s to 1m45s

These adjustments should make Competitive Play games a little shorter, giving you the opportunity play more of them. They’re also fairly quick to implement, since they don’t require a lot of additional work to the core of the system. As a result, you’ll see these go live with Competitive Play and our Summer season (assuming we like what we see on the PTR).

Long Term Changes:

n addition to the above, and because we’ve received a lot of positive feedback on the new Assault map format, we’re going to try to apply the same “time bank” system to Escort and Hybrid maps.

What this means is that, if both teams push the payload all the way to the end of the map with time leftover, you’ll go into a second round on the same map. We’ll remember how much time was on the clock for each team, and then you’ll have that amount of time to push the payload as far as possible. At the end of this second round, we’ll also look at how far your team pushed the payload vs. how far the enemy team pushed their payload. Push it farther than the other team and you win.

The only ties that you’ll encounter in the “time bank” system are if a) neither team pushes the payload at all (an exceedingly rare edge case!), b) neither team manages to “capture” the payload (this is limited to Hybrid maps), or c) both teams manage to push their payloads all the way to end of the map in overtime. If we’re seeing ties happen less than 9% of the time in Assault right now, we should see even fewer Hybrids and Escorts resulting in a tie using this format.

So, getting back to that Sudden Death mechanic…

We’ve wrestled with this feature a lot. Our first version of Sudden Death in the beta felt very balanced to us. In that version, we resolved ties by going to a single point on a randomly selected Control map (Ilios, Lijiang Tower, and Nepal). Even though we thought this was a really fair way to resolve ties, we still received a ton of negative feedback on the format from beta participants. What we found was that people didn’t like playing on a different map and they didn’t like that it was a different game mode. So, we tried to come up with a Sudden Death mechanic that would play out on each map that was balanced and not too time intensive for players (i.e. the format you’re playing on the PTR right now).

I think the Sudden Death format we have now is very good, and is actually much more balanced (and I’m looking at real stats here) than players are exaggerating it to be. However, it’s clear that players, at least the vocal ones, are largely not pleased with any form of coin flip or any form of asymmetrical resolution to the maps. We’re very open to changing and tweaking this system, but we’re also realizing that Sudden Death mechanics, in whatever format we might use, all have problems and we may be in a situation where we won’t be able to please the majority of our competitive players.

With that in mind, we’re looking at a variety of different, longer-term solutions that involve removing the coin flip and Sudden Death completely. For example, right now we’re exploring ways to allow for matches that would otherwise result in Sudden Death to instead resolve in a draw where neither team wins or loses. In that situation, our goal would be to make sure the match still felt rewarding for both teams, and that players could walk away feeling like it was time well invested. It’s important to remember that the removal of Sudden Death/the addition of draws would accompany the format changes to Escort and Hybrid maps, which means that draws should be VERY rare overall.

We think both of these updates would make a big difference and address a lot of the feedback we’re hearing.

What's to come:

This brings me to a difficult decision we have to make.

The extent of the updates we mentioned above are non-trivial. There is a lot of work that needs to be done to remove the coin flip and change the format again in Escort and Hybrid maps, which means that they’re not something we do can overnight. In fact, they’re not something we can realistically do until our Fall season. While we think they’re good changes to make, we don’t feel that holding back Competitive Play until the Fall is the right thing for the game right now. Instead, our goal is to release Competitive Play in our next content patch and kick-off our Summer season with the current ruleset.

There’s a few reasons for this: We want players to be able to work towards Competitive Play rewards sooner rather than later. We’ve also gotten a ton of positive feedback from people who are playing and enjoying the system right now on the PTR. And, perhaps most importantly, we feel like starting the Summer season will allow us to learn a lot about what works in Competitive Play and what doesn’t—even more than we have from the PTR. I’ve mentioned previously that I believe Competitive Play is the type of system that will require a few seasons before we reach the place where we want to be. We need to run the system through its paces, in the live game environment, so that we can see how the community as a whole uses and reacts to it. By getting the system out there sooner, we can start making meaningful improvements sooner too.

Speaking of improvements, while major changes to Competitive Play likely won’t be coming for a few months, we’re looking to get the Escort/Hybrid map changes and draw functionality on the PTR in the near future. Right now, if all goes well, we think we’ll be able to have those changes ready for testing sometime in late July.

Hoo boy, I can already feel all the salt coming in.

The best play of the game is the one where Genji just walks into your fist.

JESUS FUCK

I don't know why they cant do a "first team to 10 kills" style sudden death.

Or is that a shit idea?

MEI IS BEST GIRL

Or use a massivly sped up KOTH.

And they need to fucking fix overtime to not reset to full if someone touches the general area of the objective for a millisecond

the maps are to asymmetrical for that kind of thing, i honestly dont know why they dont mirror some maps and do a tug of war type thing.
deathmatch as a concept would be alright if it let everyone pick their class again, but it would turn into a pussy footing contest with no aggression like how it currently tends to be until overtime anyways.

i wish, or reduce the timer/have the capture bar reset faster.

THICCposters crawling out the woodwork again.

Wha, did they fix it? How u do it?

Also

How is it any worse than the first person to 1 kill?

What if everyone had infinite ult's in sudden death mode?

Lots of Dragons.

why not just drop everyone in to a circle as mccree

I'm not gonna play a round just for a fucking nondescript rock.

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Reminder: Mei is a titty monster in spite of what tumblr insists.

she's a regular monster who needs to stay the fuck away from me. nothing makes me quite as salty as watching her activate her crystal prison AND THEN ice wall and run away

Its a shame Mei is such a low tier character

china has huge tracts of land

fitness Mei skin when?

I need those titties.

This too.
She's a horrifying monster born of death and frost and the sacrifices of her other researchers. That's not a drone on her back, it's the demon she struck the Faustian Bargain for immortality with.

it all fucking makes sense now

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"HOW COULD YOU FUCK UP MY ANK PLACEMENT LIKE THIS YOU FUCKING HATER"
das it mane.

policewoman mei. her blizzdrone can have a siren while shes ulting. perfect for chilling out hothead rookies

As long as it's ice themed. You don't want to make those TF2 mistakes.

Why not both?

Do we have any idea how they plan on rolling out new content? I hope this shit isn't just going to peter out in a year.

Nigger she's fatter than fat in the actual game, look how big her legs are in her yoga pants. Those are the legs of an obese woman.

what, the rainbow?

ice meme

Mei WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!

Male or female, you gotta work for an ass like that.

he's probably referring to how the cosmetics of TF2 ruined its initial design principles where you could easily identify any class at a glance

Notice how none of those woman have legs as big as Mei. Thanks for proving my point. Her legs are tree trunks.

This pretty much. I realize it's not as important with hero based games, but it would be nice if they stuck to something consistent.

For instance I think Mei's firefighter skin looks stupid as fuck.

Even if you aren't /fit/ its not impossible to be bottom heavy like that without being a landwhale.

How the fuck do you guys play the DVA? She does fuckall for damage in her mech.

jesus christ that looks fucking disgusting

Holy shit, shoot that monstrosity.

It's those boots mang.

She's hiding tiny well toned calves under them.

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VERSUS
FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM

where have you seen mei's apparently "great" butt?

Boost into someone from the side and melee for 75 damage, shoot them a little while they're figuring out what happened, pop the shield when they start shooting back, then do another boost and ram to finish them off and get ready to run away in pilot mode because you'll be nearly dead if not totally dead from their teammates.
Alternatively, play Reaper and get the same effects a little slower with half the effort.

You're a mobile tank. Use your jets to run through enemies and beg behind them. Pummel at their squishy ranks and take advantage of the fact that you can fly to land on higher areas. You don't need to do too much damage, as long as you keep harassing them. Also you knock people away when you're flying, so use it to break up formations or even knock people off of edges.
Your shield can keep you safe, but only lasts a few seconds. This is enough to block most ults as long as you're facing them.
Basically swoop in ->harass -> get to a vantage point and keep harassing. You're like a beefier genji that absorbs instead of reflects.

If your mech goes down you can start self destruct in the second it takes to eject. This can help clear off objectives if you need space.

25 from boost, 25 from melee. you might as well stop just short of bumping in to them and unload if you want to do real damage, the knockback will work against you unless you toss them in to a corner and follow them in to it to block their escape with your fatass robit

I have mixed feelings about this image.

For some reason I thought the boost was 50, so yeah you're probably better off not hitting them. I'm pretty sure the punch cancels the boost so if you get good at the spacing you can still get that off before starting the shooting without bouncing them beyond effective ranges.

same. I'm just using it as an example of big asses with unproportional waists. Seeing her naked probably isn't good.
Her name is mal malloy and she's a cute

by being a gigantic fucking nuisance to the other team, ram into people, scatter them, use infinite ammo to block entry ways for squishy characters

all your kills are gonna come from assists though, lol

also just dont expect much of her, shes a joke

Man it is AMAZING how much you can fuck people over as Zenyatta in competitive. Everyones D.va, Mercy, Hanzo, Genji, Torbjorn or Reinhardt and that debuff, bretty gud movement speed, small target and sniping/charge blowout fucking wrecks people.

I'll give it a shot, much obliged. I like the idea of getting a second chance when your mech is destroyed, but she seems pretty useless.

Honestly in competitive D.vas have been the most effective of the 'tanks' by flying right over walls and around teams and just peppering folks and ramming healers.

You can also fuck up a Reinhardt's charge every fucking time with your charge.

Give it a go, it drives me fucking up a wall.

have fun with her while you can, against competent opponents shes one of the easiest kills in the game.

You've just reminded me of something the other day

For as much shit this game gets for its retarded hitboxes it's never actually been a problem for me until this moment.

You can do that? You can get pinned between two Reinhardts? That's awesome.

Reminds me of the time I tried to charge d.vas nerf off a cliff and ended up blowing up my friend instead.

i rustle every damn time.

Also works on Reinhardt.

I wish it only worked from the side. Pulling in Reinhardt at that speed should turn Roadhog into fucking jello or at the very least send him flying into the air.

Gotta learn to bait that chain before I charge in.

Competitive is interesting, people dont zerg.

On volskaya i saw tracers and d.vas go out and around over the water to flank

Good god.

Do you even hammer down?

as a big roadhog fan i gotta say it is bullshit, the thing is theres a stun on that hook. i wouldnt mind if reinhardt was immune to cc during the charge, i mean how the hell is a flash banging going to stop him? freezing him should just make him go faster

Fuck. Me.

Compromise. The hook stuns him in place but doesn't pull him in. Or at the very least keeps him from grabbing someone.

I cant imagine being very effective after getting hit in the face by that shit at that speed.

But it's not about realism, it's about gameplay LOL. Fucking kill me.

i usually find that the best compliment to a samefag group is lucio, though ive never seen mercy mode

honestly roadhog should just get pulled along behind reinhardt like a kite as if he was walking a giant dog that started chasing a car

can i get 3 dubs in a row?

Fucking fund it. Right off a goddamn cliff.

Would make my job easier. Killing Roadhogs as Reinhardt is fucking work.

I'd get rid of all self healing powers if I could. Why the fuck do we even need a medic if people can self heal?

You act like the other characters have themed skins. A lot of the legendaries are punk or steampunk shit. Aesthetic integrity has already been shit on the day the game released.

I know, I'm just saying. I cant delete whats already there.

I just want the skins to be true to the character at the very least.

next youll be saying you dont want a dinosaur skeleton bastion

Please no, he's a fucking robot for Christ sakes.

A regular skeleton would be acceptable for some reason though.

Gyaru Mei is the final tier.

This IS blizzard afterall.

Think of the children. This was done in a Pixar style.

Fund it, this game doesn't have enough nightmare fuel. I'd like to see a body horror reaper.

uh oh. im sorry user. i hope your job sucked.

you know what pisses me off? how the FUCK did she get those bandages? like, what does she do exactly that fucking bruises her elbows? she's wearing a god damn ski jacket 99% of the time and she somehow managed to bruise her elbow? HOW????

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Just won a 2 minute game on Anubis because dumbasses didn't notice I rocketed to B and they just kept dicking with my allies.

I'd guess she hit it on a counter in the lab, where she's not wearing her coat.

How the dicks do people deal with Symmetra as a Genji outside of perfect headshots or / and running away from the bitch? I seriously can't wrap my head around it unfortunately.

Also is it me or does the damn Torb turret have damage falloff when reflected but not when it actually hits you.

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It's just you. Genji doesn't work as great on Toblerone's turrets compared to how much he fucks up Bastion because Bastion relies on insane DPS where the turrets instead have low DPS but never miss.

The thing is though, the farther away I am from the turret the less damage is dealt to the damn thing it seems. Even when accounting for travel time at greater distances, 10 meters or less is an instakill on the turret while at higher ranges it only gets it down to half.

I guess I'd have to test this then, but I've never known Genji to be able to do any reasonable amount of damage to the turret at any range.

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I'm willing to test it out after I'm done losing this game cause niggers can't stop a fucking Reaper and Winston from giving me hot monkey dickings while at the same time failing to aim

I swear to Christ almighty, this is worse than the fucking Bastion pickers.

anyone else run into people botting with torb?
Ive had 2 games so far they are pretty obvious like just put turrets down in random spots and dont move out of the way of shit normally just wait at the first checkpoint

Every time.

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btw

Christ. Playing Zen is more often than not a losing situation. Some games, everything just goes fucking smoothly. Others, literally can't stay alive long enough to discord someone because my team collapses before me.

junk: close range mine detonation
rein: charge
winston: jump
tracer: dash
mcree: stun, roll
dva: fly
etc.
how did you not figure that out yourself?

I asked for Genji nigga.

Even though I lost the match, I truly won the game.

oh, sorry. dash then.

solo Zenyatta is only very slightly less suffering than solo Mercy

We lost of course, but holy fuck was that ever fun.

I get one of these a week. One a whole fucking week. And it's usually sharpshooter, but today it was me saving my team from a Zarya and Roadhog ult with my ult.

Can always dash away, yes, but I'm curious if there's an actual trick to fucking the bitch up other than always running away from her or hope to God she's a retard and I can sneak in several headshots before finishing her off with dash / melee

And then I went Mei and everything was a-okei.

every time

if ya turrets getting shit canned put them in really obscure spots or just change
I wish more torbs would have the balls to fucking change heroes if their turrets have no up time

genji is all about mobility. you can be absolute god if you know how to play him right since he's got all of that mobility and doesn't even have to know how to aim precisely to slowly poke down his enemies with rmb. you can really just focus on being all over the place; behind your enemies when they're looking in front and in front of them when they check their ass. you counter symmetra by zoning her to medium or long range. literally all you have to do is not be in close range.

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I think of the turret as more of a decoy so I can shoot people in the back, especially if my teams is shit. A lot of people will shift their focus from you to your shitty lvl 1 turret at least the first few times you do it.

that face needs a bit more ainsley in it

it looks like
pig disgusting
0/10

How about this?

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WE

This, I treat the turret as I did minisentries in TF2. It's on a low cooldown so you can just shit out another one when it's destroyed, your rivet gun puts out ridiculous damage, and you need to be collecting scrap anyway.

WUZ KOREAN

D.Ndu

is there a way to replace phara's Q dialogue for a FIGHT FOR JUSTICE from space patror ruruco?

Saved. I love a fine chimp.

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You know what you're in for every you pick support.

Use a soundboard? I doubt this game will have mods any time soon.

feels good man

I know that feel. On an unrelated note I'm surprised at how well Zarya and Roadhog work together.

Gee, I wonder why

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thats a fucking dude

Do you have a source on that?

my eyes

Shoulder to hips ratio.

This game makes my computer run hot as fuck despite it not looking all that great.

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left click her until she gets a lock on you, when she does, walk closer for a right click in the face, melee and dash to finish her off. if youre not comfortable with that, have an escape route where you can climb or double jump to evade her. when playing genji get used to "cancelling" in to a melee and dash cause thats 75 damage.

can you not use his ult in the air? i always have trouble activating it during a roadhog ult.

I still cant seem to work out when Winston is really good
like sometimes he just does so well for me but other times he just feels like it be better to play reinhardt
I feel he is strong but needs the right map for it

d.wu

are you referring to zarya ult? rein, d.va, mercy(if they can fly to someone), widowmaker and reaper can escape as well, but pharah can't.

how could dva escape but not pharah or winston? she is quite a bit slower than either of them

her charge has enough duration and constant movement to get her out, while pharah just moves a little and immediately loses all momentum, getting stuck again. here's a video on the subject that shows everyone who can get out on their own.

Force probably. Pharah and Winston both use a very short speed burst. They are still in the ult when the burst itself is over and get pulled back in instead of traveling off ballistically.

DVa and Reinhardt use a constant force to travel, so they just keep pushing against the gravity until they are fully out of it. Mercy is probably the same. Genji and Tracer basically teleport.

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das it mane.

do we make a new thread? or wait until something significant happens?

make new bread

So since public matches seem to match you with either autists or salty fuckers who go AFK when things don't go their way, I decided to make an Australian discord to help find people to play with until my friends can actually buy this game.

discord.gg/xjSTB8c

inb4 "Shit game"

inb4 attempted raid

alright new thread up

I don't think I've ever played an FPS as fast and fun as Overwatch with Genji jesus christ. Only Xonotic I think.

that's how you know RNG decided you've won too much and when you beat them it feels like you've beaten the system