Buckle up faggots

>when nothing but your mere presence in the stream despite mostly idling triggers the fuck outta people
Also saged for off-topic asspain.

Just ignore the tripfags. They eventually get bored and stop.

I came here to watch an autistic child and Dolores Umbridge fight each other to the death but nothing interesting's happened so far.

the last one where they got to walk around aggressively like Thatcher vs Jimmy Saville was more fun. You got to look at some rapey body language

Move along nigga. This a brocialist board.

Christ, Clinton is going for the throat

DAE HAT ID-POL :DDD ;d

Trump is going hardcore on the abortion imagery

HILARY KILLS BABIES

pro-lifers love obsessing over violent abortion fantasies.

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jesus christ he sounds like some pastor fuck from Alabama or some shit. How do people take this guy seriously

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would we be better off making retarded jokes in chat or some shit
or to b q. honest ?

RIP THE BABY

t-there's a chat?

STRONG BORDERS

DEAD BABIES

LONG IMMIGRATION LINES

MEXICAN DEATH HEROIN

BAD HOMBRES

the cytu.be man

ROVING GANGS OF MEXICAN BABYRIPPERS

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BAD HOMBRES

Welp there goes the CIA budget.

Why nobody ask Trump about how he's going to force the mexicans to pay for the wall? I mean the plan is ridiculous. There's no way he's pulling it off.

>We have to go after the bad druglords
this nigga serious?

Donald "baby ripper" Trump

catchy

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sorry, i've never seen it….link?
i'll probably just keep posting here though :\

BAD HOMBRES POISONING OUR BLOOD

only way Mexican heroin kills anyone is of disappointment cause it's so weak shit

BAD HOMBRES

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B I G L Y

m8 its literally in the OP

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ayyyy
whenever i see a link repeated it just completely skips my mind. i'm watching somewhere else

RUSSIAN ESPIONAGE

WE WARNED YOU

WE WARNED YOU BRO

There is literally no evidence that the leaks came from Russia. Fuck Kirk Eichenwald.

since when has the truth gotten in the way of Clinton's campaign?

This fucking debate is a joke, how are American's this fucking stupid?

Even if it were true, it wouldn't change the value of the information.

this is the same media that repeated State propaganda word for word about Saddam.

"Russia is not good."

"This message has been brought to you by Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan and Time Warner, and viewers like you."
Thank you.

RUSSIAN ESPIONAGE

The American people never chose this fam. We all know who 🍀🍀🍀did🍀🍀🍀.

I think Parenti got it right when he said they were the stenographers of power in the modern age.

Trump is literally playing this entire election like he was in a reality show. The interesting thing is that strategy made him win the GOP election and it could put him in the white house.
Americans aren't "stupid", they just don't know better. I feel bad for them.

Wow she's desperate

here comes the subsidies job support guys

you're just jealous you don't get the best comedy on tv in your country

perposly shitty education, corn syrup, and identity politics. The sane ones aren't watching though.

A bit of this too tbh.

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Americans aren't stupid. They never really had a choice in the matter.

From day one, this entire election is Clinton's failed plot to coast into the White House. I can't even begin to imagine all of the favors she owes various groups for their collaboration.

Some sources say that if she doesn't win this election, she'll have to flee the country.

SHE INVOKED HIS NAME

I wish nukes were immigrating into the US.

We could use a little nuclear fallout right about now.

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wait will any of the candidates ever actually mention the coming automation of robots?

Are you a bad enough hombre to immigrate illegally into the US?

Or the fucking economic crash oncoming.

ban robots there gonna take our jobs!!

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Lolno

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He's too pure for this election.

That classifies as a serious topic that requires thinking in long-term. America's politics doesn't allow them to plan in long-term, so why even bother?

HELP

PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE

the entire Bill Clinton administration was a series of economic bubbles that could never last.
I really hope Someone asks her about why Bill repealed Glass-Steagall.

I was baffled when the two candidates started to interrupt the moderator and each other. The moderator has no control.

This. US politics are just a show to distract the plebs. Long term is too boring to serve that function.

No-one will user cause there is no justice in the world

I dislike capitalism a lot.

uh huh

same tbh

and on the day i was in the White House, masterminding the coup in Honduras that killed dozens of human rights activists, Donald Trump was drunk tweeting about how fat Rosie O'donnell is

GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY

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HILLARY - FICTIONAL

wtf i hate life now

MY SIDES LEFT THE GALAXY.

I'm not gonna lie. This lawyerly indictment of Trump is kinda sexy

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America is great because America is good.™

I've missed the first half of the debate, what's going on?

How much alcohol have you consumed so far faggots?

it's a fucked up dark comedy skit
and we're the people in the crowd forcibly putting on canned laughter

they're trying to out-patriot one another right now.

Holy fuck is Trump like five years old?

CHILDREN, ISIS AND AMERICA

Not enough.

just oy my veys tbh

He's right. Rich people will use the loopholes. Not doing so is just against your interest. The government should be on top of that shit.

Reminder, it only takes a mere 25 shots of Vodka to end your suffering forever.

25? maybe if you're obese. I could probably die from 15 shots. actually I'd puke it all up first.

Is Trump implying that the entire election is rigged?

Wew

Where's the video trump talked about?

There's so much I want to shitpost and too little time. The GOP is so fucking finished if Trump doesn't win.

Just 25?
I could try that…

Gee it's almost like it's the system itself that's the problem…

Good riddance

Holy fuck how disgusting is hillary

The FBI wants big favors from a Clinton administration, like everyone else in the election.

You can basically guarantee that Hillary will sink America further down the shitter trying fulfill her obligations.

it's not cheating if it's part of the rules

serious negotiations i.e. we get to bomb syria as much as we want and Russia can't get involved.

I would like some pisco instead. Just to pay tribute to this cinnamon roll.

How much is that in 195 proof everclear?

I guarantee you that Trump has no idea who Macarthur is beyond a last minute Wikipedia search.

W R O N G
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esp. the part where MacArthur was fired by the president and died from alcohol poisoning

Just Google It™

Good enough for this shitshow.

Baghdaddy

Is this the master orator we've heard fables of?

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Don't talk shit about Japan's greatest shogun.

I love how both Trump and Hillary are blessing B████'s good name as a means to gain support.

Trump and Hillary are the most despised candidates in american history, and S█████ is a well liked politician.

Feels Good Man

What is Aleppo?

Trumps was going good untill the "troyan horse" meme

He's by far the best of them moderators. By far the best questions too.

good

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who cares about some shit hole in Europe when I have my free weed thanks to Johnson?

Trump is by far the most loved candidate, what are you memeing?

Most polls show him around 90% support

Great questions, but he don't control them.

Post just one.

Well maybe [REDACTED] is in a good position for 2020

what the fuck

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just poll Holla Forums :^)

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He will be in a good position for a stroke.

Just end it now

He really is Jesus.

You'll claim its inaccurate because it's not a state sanctioned poll. Just go talk to anyone on the street, even casual voters are supporting Trump

Why didn't he get the nomination desu

i just don't want to get into a war with russia goddamnit

But Hillary is both a neocon and a neoliberal.

Why not Tulsi Gabbard?

No, they aren't. Nice "anecdotal" evidence.

She doesn't hate gays etc

too inexperienced

War hawk. She thinks Iraq wasn't a mistake.

He's more like All might. He need a successor to transfer his powers or everything he has done to polish his public image will end in nothing.
Murrika should have something like a Pablo Iglesias, or perhaps something leaning more to the right than that (someone in the same political place than Pablo Iglesias would be too much for murrikans).

Whether Trump wins by a landslide or clear evidence is found of electoral fraud on the side of Clinton, you'll see that I'm right

proofs?

Does anyone here even think Trump could negotiate ''better' trade deals?

I almost forgot I was watching Fox

they'd probably be about the same

The lamb must be slain for humanity to know true salvation.

such a nasty womam

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And what if neither is found faggot? The only party that ever had to cheat to win a presidential election was the GOP. But only, I'm sorry for challenging your unfounded beliefs nerd.

Adam Curtis HyperNormalization Documentary to close.

So he could become Chairman of the Senate Budget Committee

*eurobeat music plays in the background*

He had to get that last zenkai boost before he could stand a chance against Freeza

Not all neocons are homophobic or even that actually reactionary compared to a lot of Republicans. Neoconservatism is more about foreign policy than social issues.

He could also show Americans that President isn't the answer to everything.

Please, if Hillary can run now, the Chairman can run in 2020

You people don't really know what those terms mean, do you?

I can't imagine she'd go for it considering all of the palms she had to grease for this fiasco.

when in doubt blame russia

japs are so short

Are you saying that Fox isn't neoconservative and/or the general US political climate isn't neoliberalism?

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OP is a fucking redditor.

Can I still buy a MAGA hat though?

Did you watch the other debates? They were mostly personal shit.

who gives a shit at least it's not pushing a reactionary agenda

why is she so perfect

what could he realistically do

Trump won.
twitter.com/FrankLuntz

Cute as fuck

reddit.com/user/xaekai
Reddit get out

I'm saying that neoconservatism does not simply mean "modern American conservatism" and that neoliberalism does not simply mean "modern American liberalism"

I mean they're related yes but they're not equivalent.

you know who Xaekai is, right? He's some sort of nazi (or at least pretends to be)

t. faggot from /mlpanniversary/

Any policy agenda at least provides substance to respond to. That's better than making elections about personality while all actual policy gets done behind closed doors.

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that's how you get fascism instead of socialism

Well, he's OP. He signed the channel status like a fag.

I've now changed my ways and discovered my ancestry as a Hegelian Marxist through and through.

fucking imbecile

Why did you ban me for mentioning couping reddit? What is this, your first day on leftypol?

read a book nigger

I just got off work. What seems to be the general consensus as who won/lost? Was it just meh across the board like the last two?

Asking here because /r/politics is run by CTR and Holla Forums is Holla Forums

Meh across the board tbh. The moderator had great questions though.

Trump was harder pressed for a response.
Clinton got her policy points out for the first time.

Both sides got their shit pushed in a little.

Absolutely patrician tasye compañero

I glazed over the first half. seemed like a typical conservative and a typical liberal trying to reason why they're right and the other isn't.

MSM is going nuts because he said he would keep people in suspense whether he would concede if he lost.

Goddamn, the documentary playing on the stream is fucking depressing.

yuuuup
Adam Curtis is good at doing that

At least we don't spell plurals with apostrophes.

she dresses like the fucking Kim family

…Fuck.

That was depressing

Remittances bro

How's it feel that Trump is more revolutionary than anyone on this board?

top kek

He is subtly implying he could have a violent revolution against the government. What have you done?

TOP KEK keep dreaming tard

He's got the backing of numerous generals, career politicians, and Sam Hyde.

What has your candidate got? A failed Social Democrat.

top fucking kek

Chump
>yes I would fight russia if a tentacle monster was about to rape my family and not let me watch and the only way to stop it was by fighting russia
>my uncle works for Nintendo

1/2 con'd

2/2 con'd

Cunton

BOOMER PARENT YOU HATE THE FUCK OUT OF VS. CHAD THUNDERHAIRPIECE THE FORTUNATE SON DECISION 2016
KEEP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT MEME ISSUES YOU FUCKING VAPID CUNTS
KEEP PROVING HOW ALIENATED YOU ARE
KEEP TALKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S FUCKING KIDS LIKE I'M SOME LITERAL CUCK WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT ABOUT THEM
KEEP BIEING TWO INTERCHANGEABLE SHILLS FOR THE WAR NOBODY WANTS
KEEP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT FUCKING BOOMER ISSUES THAT DON'T FUCKING MATERIALLY AFFECT ME AT ALL
KEEP BEING THE MOST PATRONIZING, SNEERING NAZI NOBLEMEN EXPIES EVER, THAT WILL NEVER FUCKING BACKFIRE
NOBODY HAS ASKED FOR PERMISSION TO OR ACTIVELY CONSENTED TO A FIRST KISS OUTSIDE THE FUCKING AMISH COUNTRY IN THE LAST FIFTY FUCKING YEARS FUCK YOU HARD THIS IS NOT A FUCKING ISSUE YOU CHORTLE-VOICED FUCKFACE EVEN FUCKING BETAMOTO FAGOTAWA HAREM RPG PROTAGS FUCKING KNOW THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

they are two hands forming a double-facepalm that is America

Post yfw you're literally watching the Democrats become the "What's The Matter With Kansas" party

Post yfw you will soon be able to unironically claim that Democrat voters are voting against their own interests with Hillary

can do, fam

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10/10 kek'd hard.

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