Can we meme Fidget Spinners into an alt-right symbol?

why?

Because it really challenges this generations intelligence.

these cucks never had a skateboard

Everything happens for a reason.
Kikery is affoot, and I don't just mean OP…

I'm rather spooked by this myself. Only this week did I even see what a 'fidget spinner' was, and then I started seeing it all over the place. Just today I saw a little kid playing with one, and now it is on Holla Forums…

This happens from time to time, with the most innocuous things it seems. Like everyone starting to say something uncommon like, "Writing on the wall," without any buildup. It just appears all of a sudden, everywhere seemingly. Maybe I'm just not observing memetic spread of this kind of shit and so it catches me off-guard, but I swear this seems weird as hell…

Yes, but in the meantime fuck off back to cuckchan.

I can see they're being very cheap with hiring shills as this one thinks we're the alt-right, not to mention Fidgets Spinners are considered (and memed) for retards by the normalfags.

That's so blindingly retarded it could only be an aut-right """"""strategy"""""".

You're the Palestinian kid being distracted from rockthrowing.

I really wish russian roulette caught on with these twitchy fucks, OP too

wouldn't that just make associating it with things normalfags don't like more attractive?

You got lost.

Either we've got a TRSodomite attempting a half-assed raid of sorts, or someone running a false flag.

In any case, there've been several 'alt-right' threads made in the last few hours.

Whenever a new craze hits the streets, you need to stop and question it's source everytime.

Same here. I saw them mentioned in a post here a couple days ago and didn't think anything of it until I received an email at work saying to start confiscating them if we see anyone with them. Sure enough, they were just about everywhere that same day. It was strange.

m80, Alt-Right is the new boogeyman. When normalfags on social media see any such symbolism or stances they either think "look it's nazis" or "look it's Alt-Right". They certainly don't think "look it's Holla Forums" because they have no clue what Holla Forums is in the first place, and the few that do wouldn't be able to point any differences if you pushed them at gunpoint.

So whatever subversion you are pushing (be it hand signs, memes, music etc.) will in the mind of literally everyone else be attributed to the Alt-Right (which works favorably in some cases, such as with kekistan bullshit since at least it gets to educate liberals about the media). Learn to utilize it instead of screeching how "we're not Alt-Right" since literally none of the targeted recipients care.
inb4 "reddit spacing" or searching for some phrase that would supposedly give me up as newfag without in slightest addressing what was said

No.

No its a dumb fad thats going to pass in a few more weeks and be replaced by something else… really what we should be doing is making NEW memes not trying to use prexisting ones

Using someone elses meme is weaks shit
Thats wjy it was so easy for us to tale back pepe he was ours so we knew how to use him best
Dont be a bunch of faggots and jump on gay band waggons
Make your own memes
Dont be a cuck and use someone elses

No fucking way. Unbelievable. Just yesterday I was searching for "what is the point of fidget spinners" and related things in an effort to understand how such an absolutely retarded thing ever became popular. I actually figured in the end that it was some kind of nefarious mind control but I never imagined it would be this directly Jewish. Holy shit.

You're right on that part, I didn't look at it that way. Because most normalfags only know the alt-right and not Holla Forums. My first judgement was that this was a bad shill thinking this is the alt-right.

But I still think this is stupid, as fidget spinners are a mere fad that won't last long anyway just like most normalfag fads.

Think of this.
The spinners are to provide tactile sense to user. MIND/BODY CONNECTION.

Multi tasking. ADHD ya-yas.
Our Homeland Generation needs to have sensory play. Gets them off their tablets parents.

What the fuck? Cuckchan memed finger boxes into reality?

Doesn't exist. You switch rapidly between either task, and perform both of them slower and worse.

Fidgit Spinners are further proof of Alex Jones' claim that Society has been conditioned to accept mental illness rather than attempt to overcome or solve it.

Rub your head. Pat your belly.

I think it'd depend on the activities, I think using your idle time in cooking to clean is a great combination for multitasking

No exceptions user

It literally started this fucking week for me too. Never in my life have I seen something go from unknown to omnipresent in such a short period of time.

Also it's called the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. Once I learned what it was called I've experienced it hundreds of times over the last 5 years or so. From the most obscure of personalities and political figures to words in foreign languages, to seeing the same episode of a show when at my family's place sometimes as much as 2 weeks after my last visit, all the way to shit like singing an old song from the 80s in my head then hearing it on the radio later on in the day. I really regret not logging these down as it's happening far too frequently in my life as of late.

That's not multitasking. You're doing two tasks separately.

Drive a car. Text your friend.

I noticed this with Holla Forums in general. Every time I start pondering about something, few days/weeks later a thread will appear, even if it's about most obscure shit.

I suppose when people are processing the same information they often come to touch on similar subjects.

it started about 2 weeks ago on normie sites, but this week it blew up for some reason.

Just make swastika versions of them.

/thread

The flag looks like the flag of Mango Worms.
Sorry.

There was a synchronicity thread on halfchan /x/ that proved imageboarders are basically all connected by something, it caused insanities. We're neurons interconnected to form a massive brain that eats information and shits truth.

I see those spinners sold at convenience stores.

They are the Dog House Roses for parental guilt.

some of them have heard of "four chan" and probably think it's a chatroom where script kiddies trade stolen passwords for porn and use the n-word. that was me

then what is?

gee, it's almost as if Jews use advertising and viral culture to spread their shitty products

Let me contriboot.

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Nothing is. As I said, it's not real. What normalfags call "multitasking", is an activity of rapidly switching between working on individual tasks. And as I said, completing tasks like this takes more time than if you did them individually, and results are significantly worse.

You could try to argue that listening to a podcast is pretty close to the idea. Although if cooking is really so difficult for you that you has to concentrate on it so much you can't follow a conversation, then you must have some serious problems in life.

No, you're doing them both at the same time

Completing simple motor tasks does not requires your direct attention and thus does not qualifies. Besides, by your logic you can argue that it's multitasking to sit, shit, hold your phone and read text on its screen simultaneously.

In above example, driving a car and texting simultaneously would be what's called "multitasking", but sure enough you cannot do both. If you ever tried that you'd know that when you're not paying attention to the road you drift off the lane and ignore traffic in general.

It's just a shitty fad that's going to come and go the way of Pokemon Goy: CJ from San Andreas edition. Either ignore it or laugh at the retarded normies that are infatuated with a toy that was originally made for low functioning autistic children.
I was going to call you a faggot for trying to meme this into a symbol of the alt-kike but a retarded toy for autists would fit the aut-right quite nicely.

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It's gotten popular so quickly because children have observed their favorite celebrities using them. And by favorite celebrities, I mean youtube e-celebs like Romanatwood, the people that all the 10 year olds are watching.

Word of mouth on social media. Plus…everyone fidgets. So, everyone feels like they need one. There's no fuckery…there's no conspiracy. It's just the latest in a long line of fads like slap bracelets, pogs, marbles…this shit goes back hundreds of years.

It's a tool to keep literal autists distracted.

INVENTED BY A JEWISH WOMAN
archive.fo/S2aoa

Literally never heard of these things until earlier today. Saw a local $2 shop is advertising that they now have them (probably chinese knock-offs, ofc)

Looks fucking retarded to me.

Did someone say spinning?

You faggots are boring. Spinning things is fun.

also what the fuck backwards country is that video from? that machine should have been off from the second the first guy stepped in to help.

That's some final destination level shit.

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what a retard

How are you suppose the machine should detect if there's a meatbag stuck in it? With normal loads in excess of 100 horsepower, you think it'll possibly notice 1 extra horsepower blip in the background noise?

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Pretty sure he meant that there were no safety measures in place like an emergency stop button on the machine. If that first guy who ran over hit it the dude probably would have at least lived.

Amazing.

They had time to hit the emergency stop button (if only it had an emergency stop button)

Machines like that are guaranteed to have an emergency button on a control post.

Not in Turkey. Those few seconds before he got sucked back in could have saved his life.

So did someone in Turdkey remove it from when the machine was first built?

That's very possible.

That thing he bashed his head off about 20 times?

I doubt even turkroaches would be as retarded as to remove the stop switch.

Niggers on the other hand… wait, they don't have any machines to start with.

As a father I will say fuck no to spinners. All the little shits on this street have one but not my son. He gets to ride his bike and play baseball instead. We need to meme traditional family values and making more white children. Fuck this spinner shit

Holy guacamole that looked humiliating

literally who

Fucking top my man. Nice post

Honestly I'd wager that the only reason he stopped is because his lifeless body has hit that white thing hanging on a cable.

I just found out yesterday. Kids have been coming in my store for weeks asking if we sell them and I had no clue what the fuck they were asking me. My boss brought the kid to work yesterday and she had one. Pretty fucking dumb if you ask me. I told her to get some poggs

thx, user

haha yeah
never heard of that guy

This is the kind of dumbass fad that Asian kids will spend forty thousand hours mastering until, three years after nobody cares, they put up well-produced youtube videos of themselves doing tricks to some bass-heavy music.

Why is it always the Asian kids?

It happens more often than you think even in first world countries; but lives are generally considered valuable there and a quick phonecall to the health OHSA/HSE will get the problems fixed immediately and firms held accountable.

Right on. Pogs and slammers. Maybe time to meme Pogs back

Its not the stop switch for the spindle.
Its the emergency stop switch required to stop the entire machine for safety.

Im not a Turk but I dont have the emergency stop connected on my hobby lathe wired up at the moment. But its a 160mm chuck. Probably only strong enough to rip my arms off not to kill me.

Fuck you guys tamagotchi is where its at.

I just recently saw them as well, some youtube videos that out of nowhere have millions of views just from something that spins fast. I don't get why it's so popular aside from normalfag short-term attention memes.

Where the hell did that happen, anyone know if he died? Any better quality video?

My friend (fellow connoisseur of autism) discovered fidget spinners a few months back and showed me the reddit page for it that was comprised mostly of parents of autistic children being enthralled that this dumb toy keeps their kids busy. I went back and saw this. JeJ. I've seen a lot of videos on youtube of people who get "addicted" to these things, and spend shit loads of money on collecting them. I wouldn't say they're autistic, but they are certainly vapid and fucking stupid. It's essentially a toy devised to keep dumb goys entertained at their soul sucking jobs since "fidgeting" with a pen or overpriced trinket isn't considered counterproductive.

No, we can't because we are not alt right.

Kablo Fabrikasi, Turkey

Minor scratches and bruising

Hmmmm…

Guy in China here.

Saw these pop up almost two weeks ago, and rapidly.

oh learry?

That ones is just you.

autism

That's a good hint that your working definition is useless. By your logic, a Pentium 4 can't multitask because it has a single core that rapidly switches between tasks. Except in practical effect a Pentium 4 can multi-task. Your definition of multi-tasking is unjustifiably restrictive.

People who fidget are people who don't work enough with their hands. If you find yourself fidgeting, get off your computer and go make something.

laughed harder than I should

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Damn that would make it effective as an (((aut-right))) meme then.

anyone got the family guy episode where smiths theory of relativity gets stolen by Albert Einstein at the pat office
this to was made by either a white garage mechanic or a skate rat and got stolen by YOU KNOW WHO ?

Fidget spinners are the new silly bands. They are the trendy new "thing" that teachers confiscate.

Goddammit, I actually laughed at this idea. No idea how one would accomplish this, but if this happens, I will buy one for sure. I mean it happened to the 👌 symbol. Could we push the idea that fidget spinners are created to make sure oppressed black people only have one hand free so they can't defend themselves against the ebil police? I don't know.

Weaponize this shit for Palestinians…

makezine.com/2017/04/04/make-a-ninja-star-fidget-spinner/

They do, but has it ever been this virulent in this short a timespan?

I have a spinny thing and it actually helps me focus. Im one of those people who shakes their legs, fidgets in place etc so having a thing that i spin outside of my eyesight (i spin it down by my leg) helps my focus

Children's fads do this, especially with the internet spreading the popularity and making it easier to buy them. If we can get these b& for white supremacy, children will never forget the first time they were punished just for being white.

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etsy.com/listing/492118878/pimp-edc-quad-bar-fidget-spinner?&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_-toys_and_games-free&utm_custom1=94ff4401-1b5f-46b3-9c40-599d4acd8d56&gclid=Cj0KEQjwgODIBRCEqfv60eq65ogBEiQA0ZC5-Qe_FQhqN9VOfXlgNSGpR7hhimj-2FV0WXSRXfOw5nwaAhVi8P8HAQ

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Yep thats it.
This is a good way to push gen z into being even more redpilled.
t. gen z

it feels like a psyop, with the hypnotic action and lack of intellectual stimulation. Like, rubics cubes were designed for autists bc they could sperg out over the permutations and math stuff, this is literally just nothing. Hell, it's below pen spinning because that at least takes some skill.

oy vey it's purity spiralling literally memed into reality

does edc mean everyday carry in this situation?

tfw born in 93 but still say I'm gen z bc millenials are such cucks

It's a really fucking autistic thing, designed for teenagers, whom always have to be doing SOMETHING. This essentially acts in place of their phone which they would otherwise not be able to resist.

It's very retarded and is a trend sweeping highschools all over America. That being said we should certainly co-opt it. Sounds like a good idea.

Current theft attempt is crumbling.
archive.fo/GRBnM -Fidget Spinners Ruled Kosher For Shabbat
She had a patent for a dreidel toy in 1993 that is nothing like these fidget spinners, which are cleverly marketed derailleur pulleys.

If it helps get kids redpilled, then so be it.

(Checked)
Many four-bladed spinners with tails on the blades should fit the bill.

On a side note, has anyone ever stuck their cock in a fingerbox before?

You sick fuck. I've seen some fucked up shit online before but your really take the cake.

Out of curiosity, I have once or twice.

The holes on the few I still have are too small. I used to have one with a giant hole, but it never occurred to me to stick my penis in there. I gave most of my fingerboxes to my nephew, though.

the first time I saw these (two days ago) I thought the exact same thing. [SYNCRONICITY]
anybody here into machining could flood the market with cheap ones to get into the school-yard - parents would freak out and it would make the news.

I really wish I would've held onto mine, I don't even know were mine are at now; I had them when I was so young. Probably in my mom's attic or given away long ago at this point, shame. Really nostalgic thing for me.

It was this easy for OP to brainwash you cucks already? I thought we already established that these were literally invented by Jews in order to dumb down children of their enemy races. Fucking hell, it was PROVEN they invented it to basically hypnotize Palestinian children into becoming passive.

Cease this foolishness at once.

It won't you fucking retard, it will just make them stupid.

Out of all the fucked up shit on the internet, fucking a wooden mystery box shouldn't be too outlandish.

That's why I said "If", because 258b00 is off their rocker for not keeping most of their fingerboxes.

Is that seriously all fingerboxes are you to, you fucking nigger? Get out.

its reddit

Yeah, that's why we co-opt it though, and turn it into a mini-shoah as is oft done here.

oh user you have no idea

But my worry is that it would lead to nationalists giving these toys to their children if they were shaped as hakenkreuz. The effect of the toy would remain, it would stunt the childs development.

The last time I ever had my finger in one was when I was still an even-more autistic retard, I didn't have enough time to appreciate them but then again, I cucked my friend out of that box.

but it's swastika shaped so it must be good, goy!

Any parent worth a damn would already know this though.

Are you like 15?

probably a couple of checks addressed to rappers and let's play faggots. that's how it happened with the hoverboard.

noticed some some fat fuck at home depot playing with one roughly a month or so ago. his pocket knife also had the longest lanyard i have ever seen with a gaudy samurai bead to boot so i brushed him off as one of those edc faggots from reddit & massdrop as they love their tops for some reason. now there are parents getting into fist fights at walmart while they autistic offspring are screeching in the background.

We really don't like to soil our own holy symbols, but as they often are associated with this stuff..
Let's go!
What this looks like is the valshnot, which is a religious symbol that represents ásatrú and several things, here goes your trinity again christcucks.
However look at the ones at the bottom here, they are very similar to these carvings on the picture
Until almost modern times, people carved these on their door frame to fend away unwanted things.
Urð, Verðandi, Skuld!
Óðinn, Vílji, Vé!
The Past, The Present, The Future
We can go on, but that's not so important. Drawfags, see if you can come up with something for this.
It also means ,Valshnot I mean, Knot(Knute/Hnot) of someone chosen to die(Val).
Yeah sorry kikepedia is all I got for you in anglo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valknut

sucks to be you

Pretty sure he died and it hurt the whole time he was dying.

miscopy.com/6460/bestgore/man-caught-machine-work-spun-multiple-time-cctv/

Holy fuck! are those his bones still spinning after he gets ejected?

this is why we have LOTO

that was his shirt, fuckstain

fug a relative got his arm tore of almost like that, and a guy I only know through proxy was washing an industrial meat grinder….. and it went on… by the coworkers stop it, it had chewed off his one leg til over the knee's. How he even managed to save the other and his nuts I do not know, but I assume he got his leg on the wall to push against it, fugging nightmares after hearing about that as a shitling

IT'S TEH ROFLCOPTER

I'm pretty sure it isn't a shirt, cockgobbler

I kept a few, but I was fortunate enough to have a nephew who is really into them. He takes very good care of them and I'm glad someone in the next generation appreciates and cherishes them as much as me. I'm glad they have a good home and stayed in the family.
**I do say hi to them whenever I go and visit."

Jesus, why are you thinking so deeply about it?

Note that it's a machine for putting cable onto a spool. What's left of the guy was probably mincemeat after they unwound him.

Yeah I saw that, and the repeated hits of his head into the concrete floor and I realized he got totally mangled.

What a shithole.

oy vey the purity spiraling!

Kek'd

I wish I still had my fingerbox.

Back when I had to work at a charity (school requirement) people donated the occasional fingerbox from their deceased grandparent's attics. I guess they didn't realize how valuable those old relics were. The staff at the charity would store them in a locked cage room because of their value.

marketing through forced memes? the first time i heard from them was through a meme from a shitty instagram """""meme""""" page, and suddenly they were everywere and everyone had them and sold them, really weird

any screencaps or something about it? i'd like to learn more

warning faggot
i know what those autism spinners are but you're just a faggot

Well if it cannot compute multiple tasks simultaneously it's not really multitasking is it. Displacement multitasking used by modern OSes is a software technique, execution of one task is interrupted by OS and displaced by execution of other task. Obviously the whole time a task is not computed it's not updated and doesn't progress. You wouldn't care if it's WMP or some shit that doesn't actually run 100% of the time, but in real time software, such as electric motor controller, you definitely would. And yeah if you use DOS it very clearly cannot multitask.

Also
First of all I'm going by normal definition, and second of all my point is that human multitasking is a meme and doesn't exist. And since you brought it up, single-core multi-tasking in computers doesn't exist either.

You have a very powerful form of autism.

Autism is what drives science and progress, son.

No, (incorrect) pedantic autism about terminology has nothing to do with progress.

You're using terminology wrong, and then make an ad dictionarium argument to prove a point stemming from wrong use of terminology. I'm correcting that error.

>therefore i'm doing multiple tasks simultaneously
Which is straight up wrong. The only thing you're doing simultaneously is shitting the bed and shitposting online.

These things are like a Judenstern for autism

In the words of the nigra former pres: Yeswecan

heh. i see what you did there.

hell yeah OP. the three orbiting bearings could represent ((()))

RIP.

I pity you.

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underrated.