Twitch is dead

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posted the wrong one

Why even live.

This shit reads less like rules for video broadcasting and more like rules for what fraternities aren't allowed to do when hazing.

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to have self respect

Neither of them make sense what the fuck is the black guy saying? "Old and busted" then "new hots"?

I honestly cannot understand him

I'd take autist twitch money over self respect.

remember all those mostly jokey pictures of people having candle-lit dinners with images of their anime waifus? it's real now, minus the anime.

Someone post the screencap about pewdiepie getting popular by acting as a surrogate friend.

Jesus Christ they're rulefagging the site to death

Whats the point of these rules other then the harmful eating one? Why should twitch care if people eat and get viewers as long as they get the sheqels for it?

No, because the same spergs who did that are the spergs who flip a bitch whenever you insinuate anything good about "3DPD".

Whole different demographic.

I think the nigger is saying "new hotness" in reference to the car.

Also was twitch ever even alive?

i thought the first one was pretty fitting
old busted hotness pretty much accurately describes the situation we're in now

plus flash would have to erase important information to keep it from itself because its an insecure piece of shit, why would you even give it important information

Just use something to grab the stream, you post lain but i bet you can barely operate your computer

You can evade using flash on streaming platforms with livestreamer.tanuki.se/install.html
but it only gives you the video feed.

This is likely the case since the fag doesn't even know about livestreamer.

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What worthless sack of shit came up with that?

koreans

I bet he wasn't even drinking coffee because its too bitter and gross for him

I figured it was proposed by some fat fuck.

Are there any good streaming sites to go on now? Shitbox is dead and owned by shady conmen and Youtube Gaming is just as libcucked as Twitch.

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Them and the chinks are the two biggest cancers to gaming, right after SJWs.

I see you're a learned man who's aware of Tencent.

Truly, the chinks rival SJWs thanks to Tencent.

Waifufags did nothing wrong, stop living in the past with your Gundam Zeta's and your Legend of the Galactic Heroes. Waifus are awesome

FAST

They must be doing it to taunt best Korea.

Waifus are escapism. Can't you see? It's not healthy!

MARCHE WAS WRONG

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Well, it IS bad to eat fast, see? Twitch cares about you, show some appreciation :^)

Back to porntube to satisfy that fetish i guess

Anyway, I guess this is not gonna be fun when done by western women

qt korean girls eating stupid amounts of fried chicken is my fetish

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it already is

???
Are you implying that anyone can pick up a burrito and be Matt Stonie?
That nigger is a real life Toriko.

What the fuck is going on? Did the whole World go mad????

how the hell is he so skinny

he's a real life shonen character

Oh shit nigga

I can answer to that since I'm of similar vein.

We are just hungry

Feed me

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Jesus, why won't that guy give the skeleton his pizza? What an asshole

i remember when some user introduced me to this

its so bizarre.

Do they puke afterwards?

If only you knew how bad things really are.

I guess I am in the future now.

Can't I like both?

I dunno
I guess if you speak worst moonrunes maybe she's talking about something interesting

Crack is a hell of a drug.

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Hey at least they're not playing with the food, seriously, when i see ANYONE play with their food, or do anything but eating it, I lose my shit, FOOD IS NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH.

I don't understand.

Seriously, this is going to get disguting, I'm out.

I can only recall him failing one challenge.
He tried to eat everything The Rock does one his skip day, in one sitting.

I just don't understand. I can kind of grasp watching somebody play a game if they're a tourney player or something. This just makes no sense.

Wait, I did what, please explain.

NO YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG

A webcam show of some slut smearing mashed potatoes all over herself and sticking chicken wings up her ass would be easier for me to understand than this.

This just raises more questions the longer i think about it.

It's a body he maintains on a strict regimen. If you're skinnier it affects your digestion, I think.

Look at where were we already are. Would you really be surprised if these people played with their food?

Who the fuck watches this shit?

The first one still works because web designers keep using flash even though it's a piece of shit.

remember when you didn't have to act like a fucking role model to put up a video on the internet?

tapeworms

Old and busted is exactly that, what flash is, "new hotness" is ebonics for new and shiny. .

fast metabolism
his intestines are HUGE
he has HUGE GUTS
imagine how big his shits are

Wait a second guise
Imagine you have to explain a starving kid that in the first world there are people who get paid to eat stupid amounts of food so people can watch them
How would explain this to him?
Which words would you use?

probably those words since he already has a pretty good grasp on how shitty life is

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FUCKING LULUCO

GO BACK TO FINDING NOVA YOU FUCKING MUNCHER

I'll feed you my dick, nerd

I have a sudden need to RIP AND TEAR

For what purpose? Is some tumblrina gonna get triggered if she seey dog eating food?

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You don't eat because Burgers took your food. Deal with it.

I remember people didn't stream themselves teasing their tits and act like it's some grueling 9-5 job.
Monetizing Youtube videos were a mistake. At least use Dailymotion and you can show your fucking tits.

Her ass is grotesquely large and disproportionate. She probably got anal implants so she could impress black men.

i knoe, i am smalltime

the hell is wrong with that can?

No wonder all forms of entertainment have gone down the gutter.

"This is what you could do if you weren't a bunch of goddamn subhumans, niggers."

They wouldn't show their tits even if they were allowed to. It's the tease that keeps them coming back and giving money. It's like when a sitcom has a "will they or won't they" subplot.

CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, GOD DAMN YOU EAT LIKE A COW.

Just looking at the thumbnails of her videos in her page you can see the ridiculous white as fuck face she has due to tons of makeup. I wish I could throw a bucket of water in her face while she's livestreaming, and then when leaves the camera crying I would show the 12 year old virgins there watching the stream pictures of her when she was 12 and didn't have any plastic surgery or dozens of layers of makeup to hide her hideous gook face.

and the worst part is she doesn't even finishes it all…

I never said the kid was a nigglet but okay

EAT AT THE KITCHEN YOU DISGUSTING SLUT, THAT'S WHERE YOU EAT FOOD.

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You should see some of the chinks on Twitch. There's at least one who's in Overwatch something like 8 hours a day, but never actually plays. Just sits there with a facecam on, coated in makeup, talking while sitting at the inventory screen. Goddamn I wish I'd been born as an attractive woman. Money for nothing.

You PREPARE food in the kitchen. You eat in the dining room unless you're a subhuman.

Last night at 2 a.m. on a weekday I watched two Koreans go out and eat crab while the only thing illuminating my dark room was my monitor.

Where did it all go so wrong

So, was it supposed to be a goatfucklett? Or a spiclett?

Same shit.

Just a mini can.
They still sell them in the US like that I think.
Saves space in a mini fridge.

Fucking oil barons

How are any of you even surprised at this point? You are in the wrong dimension.

The thing is there are dudes, grills, ladies doing this

If theres something you find mildly strange or interesting there has to be someone with a channel about it.

Its creepy in a way

I watched a bit of one earlier today. It was… interesting?

wew

I only watch streams to play the Jackbox games.
I remember playing a match on infinity.moe, and it was fun.

I think I will just stream myself drinking more liquor and then brushing my teeth and make some money. The retards will pay for anything.

B-but I have no dinning room.

Pretend you are black and kikestarter that shit

I watch Rivals of Aether streams on the rare occasion there is one. It's fun to beat up streamers, too. One ragequit on me earlier because I bodied him in a ditto. It was great.

Then eat in the living room

I want normalfags to leave

do it while you read chinese cartoon porn and it will be a hit, and a new genre

I do eat at my desk. I sleep at my desk a lot too. But a dining room is where while-adjusted people eat.

You, SIR, lack MANNERS.

EDUCATE YOURSELF.

I'm not sure which is worse? The not vidya part or the part where people feel it is important to broadcast every waking moment of their life to strangers.

Why are korean/japanese girls so fucking disgusting and weird?.

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I'm having a hard time understanding what the fuck this is supposed to be. So, people just stream themselves eating food? WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES

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Just talk about the latest ASSFAGGOTS/CRAPCUNTS update.

They keep the game in a little tiny corner of the screen (paused or in the inventory screen) and talk about their boring lives. Might show a little cleavage after about 5,000,000 donations, and then talk about their shitty lives some more.

Dude you gotta remember these people that watch these twitch streamers and youtube celebs do so because they treat them as surrogate friends. We live in such a nihilist as fuck society that now it's no longer about video games, it's about not feeling lonely for more than 2 seconds, so these sad fucks do everything social media related and pay streamers to do the shit they do because "user it's current year, why are you sad? Admitting yo being sad means you're taking responsibility for your actions which is scary traits of bring an adult, now go and be a man child with us and ignore crippling loneliness and depression, also don't forget to vote for sanders he's great XD feel the Bern yeah lol " .

This is what happens when you let women into the workforce. They end up doing garbage fucking trash like this

And that's why you are a scum less than the dogshit on the sidewalk

remember user summer never ends.

Money is your god goy.

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This is what my ex-wife watched. Yes, she korean.

I'm pretty sure I got BPA poisoning 30 seconds into that video.

What's up with chinks and food? I mean, look at the Japs, they find giving food names to characters funny.

Get out of here, normalfag. Why would you marry a succubus who is a part of the Jews of Asia?

all rook same

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I blame America for that.

SJWs, ISIS, EA, cucked Germany, two Koreas - America is at fault for all those things.

Someone needa to open a "people" twitch, where its just people stream and doing whatever. Its obvious people and the market want more than just playing vidya.

Not America, (((they))) who rule us.

c´mon user, they are kinda cute…

but you are fucking right about the weird part

Alimony apart, why this shitty normalfag can't go back?

What if is a stream of a stream of someone playing vidya?

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and people reacting to it? or a stream where you stream other streamers while you do completely unrelated stuff like cleaning your home, fixing your car and so on?

I seriously hope you dont find that trashy picture appealing.

They basically did that a while back when they added the hosting feature.

That person looks disgusting.

No alimony, just rape allegations

Korean, not Chinese. Koreans are terrible, but less so.

They are turning their entire populace into autists.

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It is pretty interesting that so many things are easier to explain when done in a sexual manner than when done in a mundane manner.

Women are whores.

wew lad

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… That's it the world is gone fucking mad, I'm done, I'm fucking done

Who just randomly masturbaits on camera? DSP

CodeTalker?

The End please leave.

Dont get my hopes up like that.

This is what broke you? Boy, you got a world of disappointment ahead of ya.

GAZE UPON THE DEGENERACY OF MAN.
THIS IS WHAT YOUR APATHY HAS WROUGHT.
THIS IS WHAT YOUR COWARDICE HAS WROUGHT.

Leftists deign to tell you what you can do, when you can do it, and how it is done. They would have you carpet the world and destroy everything in the path of that delusion, locking you away until it is sterilized.

Traditionalists tell you how the world is and show you how to make shoes, bidding you go out into the world and make of it your own.

Kill all liberals.

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He basically only eats small meals, very small meals, and has a primarily liquid-based diet of protein shakes outside of his eating competitions. He also has an exercise regimen and works off the weight he gains from competitions.

No, it's not because of fast metabolism. How little do people know?

Wowie

the moment Twitch killed JTV it was dead

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Good because videogames are not one

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Reacting to it sounds more like the style people want. Just imagine.
And he just react to the reaction of the streamer

It's story time faggit

Is there another good streaming site like JTV? I used to love watching the TV marathons some streamers had going.

Literally getting paid to get fat and
broadcast it to the world.

a good exercise regimen increases your metabolism and hunger.

Ever since I got on a good 3-4 day lifting regimen with the rest being light aerobics, I can eat an entire large pizza and still be snacking.

It varies from person to person, but so long as you keep pushing yourself during exercise you get real fuckin' hungry.

go snipe somewhere else, old man.

Good lord, how indecent.

You don't know Will Smith? Christ I hope you're Estonian or some shit and not underaged as fuck.

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wew

Holy shit, just let people broadcast what they want. Even if it means a thousand camgirls who sit around and do nothing, not even play vidya, then so be it.

They should just make an Adult section and get it over with. They are just trying to find ways to make more money from guys who donate to girls, just cut the bullshit.

Make guys pay to enter the Adult section. and have all girl streams marked so you can filter them out if you want.

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Here you go user, have another.

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What does he want to delete?

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Its just people eating on camera you dumb fuck.

no fat chicks

You wouldn't?

I miss Twitch back when it was mostly pro players playing pubs and scrimming. Now it's rife with Jew tactics and cunts acting as a digital company/babysitters.

I'd just pretend to be a white devil and scare him off. Why bother trying to explain shit to an african kid? Let him make his own food.

The word you're looking for is reaction video.

You're missing a few.

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the money only happens if there is a huge audience. Likewise a streamer can have a donations thing set up. Generally, though, that only works for what are essentially super soft-core cam-whores.
I don't blame them though. I do blame the lonely retarded omega males who think giving some of their money to a girl hundreds and likely thousands of miles away might somehow make that girl want to sleep with them.

Hitbox is trash. I've tried using it and nothing can be done to get the stream to go smoothly. I'm either too far away from the servers which are likely in some europoor country or they're just prioritizing higher viewer/sub counts.

Here's the thing about all these crazy fucking rules. They won't be brought into effect unless someone reports you and this is a double edge sword with popularity.
If your channel is small, it would take a real asshole to really want to report you for something.
If your channel is big, it can really be just trolls or some jealous faggot.

I used to post my streams here every now and then. Streaming vidya or movies although more movies these days. The threads keep getting deleted and i'm now starting to get banned for it though. So..no more of that.

/thread

This shouldn’t exist. It has no reason to exist. The RULES thereof have no reason to exist. This is degeneracy. It’s mental illness. It’s beyond entertainment, relaxation, or down time. It’s work being put into an explicit LACK of content.

From what it seems, it looks like she was starting to do some private cam show but forgot that the camera was on for the other thing.
Pretty much caught red-handed in showing what these chicks are for the most part. Not really "gamers" but career cam whores. This one must not be doing too well though since she has to do private shows in the middle of a stream. Or she just got greedy.

Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.

Why are webcomics so good at predicting the future?

That's hilarious. I'm curious if it was a private thing or if she uses MFC or something too, though.

Comedy sometimes lies in the extremes and absurdities of what is already accepted as normal.

If you do this, you will always unwittingly predict the future for society always seeks to push towards the extremes.

It really isn't surprising, though. A lot of women who play games on Twitch do so in skimpy outfits and heavy makeup anyway. Plus there was a woman a while back who was allegedly using footage recorded by a male friend or something, so she wasn't even actually playing. They turn it from a site to stream games into just another way to make money from their bodies. Just admit you're a camwhore and go on chaturbate or MFC or something. I've got more respect for MissAlice and other chicks who masturbate on cam than for any female Twitch streamer. At least the girls fingerblasting themselves are honest about what they're doing.

Her hips are pretty big so the ass matches it.
Also:
Nice meme

I can't believe this shit is real

why?

possibly a pride component to it.
And likely a possibility of more money from being more "acceptable" in these sorts of circles.

Think about it. Do some streaming and get retards to drool over you thinking one day you'll touch their penis. Go to conventions. Drum up all that attention and get paid a whole lot. And maybe one day you can make it to more of the big leagues which means one day Will Wheaton will defend your honor on twitter saying you've done way more of the gaming industry than anybody else.
Even though you're nothing but a cam and cosplay whore.

First they banned games
Then they banned food and booze
Why not Just ban fun!!!
I miss justintv

Unfortunately it seems like livestream is dying too.
Last time I tried to stream movies it was a fucking disaster.

I think I'd just masturbate on cam. Some of them do multi-girl shows, too, so I'd get to oil up and rub my body on another pretty girl. I'd definitely be down with that.

Wait, these rules, telling people what to do? FUCK THIS SHIT! NEVER USING TWITCH EVER AGAIN!

this. this all the way.

Although in another sense…
it could be this way to try to discourage this food eating thing.

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Goddammit.

Great fucking work with my stream set to "For mature audiences only" and still can't drink on stream

can we as people just stop using twitch?

use something else like hitbox. go to dailymotion and stream yourself swinging your dick around while playing because they don't fucking care. stream with youtube gamer (tm) or whatever the fuck it is because even succumbing to the google botnet is better than being a slave of the amazon SJW monolith that is not a literal camsite that even has a token system to get a cut of streamer donations. 6 months and there's going to be private shows, mark my words.

The lack of fucks Dailymotion give about what's uploaded to their site is great. It's like YouTube mixed with LiveLeak and xVideos.

Not a lot of people on Holla Forums are actually use twitch really. Most use hitbox or other streaming services. I stream on twitch, hitbox, and youtube. But most of the time I stream on xvideos.

Here's the problem with that. I've been streaming for a long fucking time and when I was getting a good audience draw here is what would pop up.

When using livestream it was always "Why not twitch? Twitch is better. Why not go to twitch?" despite the fact that livestream didn't require people to register to chat and was a much simpler set-up for me, the streamer, to use.
On top of that, usually a 3 to 5 second delay between what I saw on my screen and what the viewer saw on theirs. This made communication with the chat about the events in the game actually POSSIBLE.

So I finally go to twitch like everyone begged and immediately viewership drops. Configuring shit to work on twitch is a pain because even their recommended settings are outdated garbage for their own site.
There is a 40 to 60 second delay making it almost impossible to do anything but some sort of passing commentary and some one liners about what people are talking about in the chat.
Basically impossible to WITH people about the game in real time. I may as well be doing a youtube video.
And to chat everyone needs to register.

Finally, go to hitbox. While it requires registration for chatters, at the time, it seemed to be allowing the good ol 3 to 5 seconds of lag. But hitbox is apparently some poor as fuck streaming site because it can't handle shit and streams I push are often stuttery garbage. This isn't on my end as i've massaged it every way I can.
So hitbox is right fucking out.

I'd love to go BACK to livestream but its been a fucking nightmare to try to use lately. Its chat lags like hell and the stream is often just going down randomly.

As for going to youtube? Same issue with the fucking delay. Shit, I think they even have a bigger delay, up to 2 minutes.

Pretty much. I was thinking of streaming Rivals of Aether now and then once I upgrade my internet but I don't think anybody would watch.

THE AUDACITY OF THIS NIGGER

Most of the people on Holla Forums are massive fucking normalfags and casuals. They absolutely do use twitch and definitely stream or watch streams.

I'm fairly certain some stream fag has become a janitor or a mod here as my shit is always getting deleted now.
Guess the fag doesn't want competition.

But only like 2 people ever watch me anyway lol.

I just felt and HD version was in order.

You deserved the ban, and so does anybody who admits to being part of streaming in any way.

Nobody watches me either, so if it makes you feel better I feel you too. Some people used to watch me, but that was way back in the justintv times. Now I just stream when I feel like messing around. I would have to say do not give up goyim. People on Holla Forums wont like it if you shill your stream, but you shouldn't stream unless you have the devotion of just playing games and then having someone join and maybe talk to you.

Yeah that sounds about right.

I know that. People invite their reddit buddies and tumblr buddies. Hell one of my old friends started lurking on 8ch because he saw me in Holla Forums back in 2014, and he is a scenie weenie cuck who listens to fall out boy and calls it great. Then threatened to dox me because I called him a scenie weenie. Certainly there are normalfags. It's just when it comes to active posters and people who are faggots or degenerates. Twitch is their last resort from what I have seen.

If I was going to stream it, it would mostly be for the comfy factor and love of the game. I don't need the cash, but I would love more people to play the game, and showing off gameplay of it would be a good way, I think. I mostly play with the intention of doing cool shit or getting embarrassing kills, which I think would be fun to do with in a stream setting.

I'd stop using it if there was a viable alternative that had as many people watching.

Then stream it. I feel the same way, the only reason why i would accept donations is because I am going to uni soon and I need to pay for it, but even then I am not big. I just decided if I am going to make money its going to be through working and so I ended streaming for practically the same purpose as you. Usually my old friends like watching me stream and I play games that I can indulge hours on, because if you can finish a game in two hours someone might join in on the end. Games that last long will allow viewers to join in. So i say play a game that is lengthy and comfy.Some game you'd play at like 1am and just would listen to music too and probably stay up all night playing. If you dont get viewers then get rest and try again the next day. I remember I played REmake and i got one genuinely interested viewer then he watched me played a bunch of horror games for the rest of the night. I was content with it. I would say that as you're streaming you might feel lonely but don't lose faith in yourself and even then remember its supposed to be a fun experience. I always wished to stream for Holla Forums, but I doubt Mark would let me, because he doesn't like me.

Oh you.

So don't talk as if people don't watch streams here and want more shit that they would like.
Problem is, you can't be a regular Holla Forums streamer.

Is it weird i am laughin at this?

Weird about laughing at cancer? Why would it be weird unless you're some kind of normalfag

I would, but my internet's the problem. I'm looking into upgrade options, but it's very slow. The only reason I haven't already upgraded is because I get to keep my old price as long as I stay on this plan, and it's a really good price. Don't know who I would stream FOR, but I'd love to introduce more people to Rivals. You can do some pretty funny stuff in it. It's like Smash, but pretty much anything that hits from above can spike, and there are no shields, grabs, or ledge grabbing. Just a parry system.

hmm thats sounds interesting. Oh dang I see. Yeah my internet speed is pretty fast thats probably because we have been under the same ISP for a long time.

I mean, i don't feel anger at all. I find this stupidity incredibly amusing.

It takes a while to get the hang of. Characters are different enough they can take some time to learn (they all have abilities that affect the stage in some way, like coating it in ice you can break to gain super armor, or putting down water puddles you can use to extend your attack range). DI is hugely important, too. But I am going to upgrade my internet soon, probably in the next couple months. Gotta figure out what I'm going to do for my phone, though. It's part of my internet deal right now. I really cannot stress enough how good the price is.

VoD (Video on Demand), where live stream videos can go to be replayed post stream.

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Maybe I might try out the game sometime, but i am not really great at fighting games or brawlers.

There are a couple characters who are easy enough to get into.

He also has Fox's recovery, and a shine option which is pretty fun.

oh I am looking at it, this looks pretty good. I will keep my eye on it.

Yeah, it's still in early access. I think it's due out soon, though. I know they still need to finish the singleplayer mode.

By no means should I be surprised this is a thing, but somehow I was caught off guard.

Nice. I will make sure to buy it when I can, hopefully I will get a job soon.

It is weird. Must be an Asian thing? Because I'd never heard of it before.

Hopefully you like it.

I don't know what to feel…

or just do both :^)

I guess that works too. Works for that chick who keeps "accidentally" flashing her tits and pussy on cam.

She's permabanned and her appeals were rejected.

No fun allowed

I looked into it because of your post and she is definitely not permabanned.

the extended version of batman v superman was so much better
they cut some really necessary shit from the theatrical release

What?

No it's not you peasant, you eat in the dining room.

The fuck do you think a Feast is? Before electricity there wasn't much to do for fun besides sit around and eat

i eat in my living room. what now faglord

well there was always rape or whores. about the feast sure, but you didnt just go to a feast to watch other people eat

I eat in any area of my apartment that I plan on spending time in. Mostly at the PC. Sometimes at the TV. Rarely at the kitchen bar and usually only there when I have company or when I just need a break from tons of stimuli.

These are some straight public school-tier retarded rules.

So you CAN'T show alcoholic beverages OR food contests? For what purpose? Hell, why is Twitch so anal about what people can and can't show? Just have a blanket statement saying you can't stream anything that breaks US law or wherever the fuck Twitch is headquartered. It's not fucking hard.

I often drink in my game streams.
Then again, I don't really do the face-cam thing much anymore. But i'm rather sure you can hear the sips, drink pours/mixes, and the eventual slurred speech.

But at a feast you have conversation, music, alcoholic beverages, and storytelling. With social eating, you watch someone eat a plate of food and unless you have a fetish for it there's no point.

Even if you have a fetish for it, I doubt watching someone slowly eat a plate of normal food is going to get your engine roaring.

Reminds me of the time my Middle School banned Yu-Gi-Oh cards because boys would fight over them. Afterwards, they just found some new shit to fight about.

Yu-Gi-Oh was shit anyway.

why wiggle eats like a pig

The same reason the other girls do: it's a fetish.

at least snackuya will clean up after herself

Fucking Americans and their sexual depravation.

I think you mean depravity?
Unless you're implying its a lack of sex that's caused this?

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Do you want the cool version or the true version?
For the true version, just look up any fake rape story and pretend the man told the woman he wanted a divorce about a week prior.

Never got this, looks more like brutal attacking of food rather than some sexualy stimulating way of eating.

i guess it sorta looks like theyre getting fucked in the mouth pretty hard

How that cunt still manages to find a job in writing is beyond me.

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more like patrick plebcuck XDDD

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nothing comes close to JTV
if you wanna watch movies and stuff tho, try vaughn.tv
other than that sadly nothing

Story/post the rest?

Holla Forums and /k/ occasionally stream chimpouts

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ok, that one got me

Holy shit these fucks are something else.

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Jesus Christ just say you can terminate an account for no reason and be done with it. This is getting ridiculous.

To add to that, body composition affects your metabolism greatly. Muscle mass requires a large amount of calories just to maintain itself. Fat requires almost nothing to maintain itself. So two people of the same weight could eat the exact same amount of calories, and while the muscular guy would stay at his weight, the fatso would get fatter. As with everything, the hardest part of staying fit is getting into the proper habits first. Maintaining those habits later is easier, specially after seeing results.

Don't you just hate it when eating food employs misogynistic tropes?

Or anti-semitic of Islamophic tendencies?

muh dick

tell us the "user's point of view" version

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perfect

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This gives me an unwanted thought. How long before this vore degeneracy teams up with foreign aid to stream commies going around feeding niggers in the third world somewhere, with all the close ups of their animalistic glee and heard rending translations of their "I've never tasted tendies before"?

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It's spelled "filmMaking"

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You know what would really turn me on?
If this bitch didn't buy way more food than she could finish holy shit.

I guess the next step is a own cosplay-class of streams. Where there will be financial incentives to donate to cosplayers.
Then you get LANs/couples or something like that.
:^)

I must admit, I always thought Twitch was stupid and never ever understood it whatsoever. I only heard of it once everyone in the games I played and forums I went to started talking about it and I went to check it out and it was just retards watching other retards doing things like saying unfunny shit and worst of all a lot of them aren't even that good at playing. That's some straight up cuck shit. Like you're playing a game and some nigger goes and jacks your controller and you go and watch him play your game. What joy is there in this? Explain yourselves, Twitchcucks.

I must admit, I always thought Twitch was stupid and never ever understood it whatsoever. I only heard of it once everyone in the games I played and forums I went to started talking about it and I went to check it out and it was just retards watching other retards doing things like saying unfunny shit and worst of all a lot of them aren't even that good at playing. That's some straight up cuck shit. Like you're playing a game and some nigger goes and jacks your controller and you go and watch him play your game. What joy is there in this? Explain yourselves, Twitchcucks.

Just be done with it and have social bathing.

waiting for some one to coke to death on stream

Remember all the unnecessary rules and arbitrary punishments in grade school? Always handed out by total strangers you could not avoid (truancy) or tell to fuck off (oppositional defiant disorder).
They were to prepare you for this. Doesn't matter if their conditioning worked on you in particular, since it worked on most everyone else.

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don't worry, there'll be plenty of choke related deaths at SGDQ.

We Korea now?

Liberalism is a mental disease.

Look it up. They literally have a fucked up amygdala or something that leads them to use their feefees instead of logic when making decisions.

Must it be that extreme?
Can't I just go somewhere else?

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We are in dire need of a World War, this world could be really be one or two billion lighter in people.
Probably I would go into the sink too, but, who know.

Maybe somewhere in Seychelles waters.

Our new home.

Have they really just banned drinking games from Twitch? If only they knew how hard this will bite them in the ass come E3 as that's what more than half of the E3 streams are.

no. they banned streams of people drinking. drinking while streaming something else is probably fair game unless the mods don't like you.

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That's actually not true. I wish people would kept reading the threads they take the information from instead of spouting what they saw in the clickbaity meme title.

Jews. Jews are going on, and it's terrifying.

The worst part is, this bitch didn't even make a dent! If she'd eaten all of that I would've been almost able to wrap my head around people watching this but she eating a normal amount of food. Who the fuck wants to watch someone eat a normal amount of food?! I'll watch people shove insane amounts of food into their head because it's impressive and disgusting, like a freak show.

Here, check out Furious Pete. A former bulemic who gained the super power of having no gag reflex by making himself throw up so much he almost died. Now he's a bodybuilder who eats competitively! Watch him shove a metric fuckton of hamburger in his mouth.

starts @18:41

He was definitely a snake in a previous life

Nah I don't think he's a jew, besides snakes take a while to eat.

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Streaming while being a nationalist is also a bannable offense on Twitch, apparently.

Be more specific.

Streaming while being a nationalist of a predominantly white country?

Yeah, lets call it Justin TV and reserve the first channel with the username "newfag" just for you.

I have reached a advanced level of shitposting.

gween tea

idu rike to havu some moa cawfee

idu rike to havu some mo gween tea

Why do you think they all have their names glued to they microphones?

Obviously, I bet the moderators have no problem with nigger nationalists or Zionists

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Just fucking wow.
I am late to this thread but jesus fucking christ do I wish I didn't see it at all.