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Cameron Allen
why you have to confuse me every week? what the hell happened?
Brayden Martinez
"Oh, pshaw." Valarie puffs "I don't need to tell you that, we were all there!"
"Well, I was only joined about halfway in, but you filled me in." Gumpy chimes in.
Christian Murphy
Finally, you've made it. The mountain where your scaly waifu resides.
You came here to slap ass and chew gum. And gum hasn't been invented yet.
Eli Harris
I feel like you should transport Gumpy to a suitable place by moving its home around, raise him, and gain some speed with a suitable slope. That mountains look perfect for that.
Nathaniel Ramirez
CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN KID, MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS!
Camden Nguyen
An excellent idea! You reach down to-
Aaron Cooper
...
Ryan Martin
Wellington rips out one of his ribs, kneels and prepares to end his unlife. "Let me go, I won't live in a world without Gumpy." he whispers.
"No! We have to continue on for Gumpy!" Valarie begs.
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Christian Ortiz
You forge a path, up the mountain, thinking about that sweet, sweet booty at the top.
"So we're climbing up here so you can try and fuck a dragon?" Valarie complains "I don't see how this is going to help me get my kingdom back." In fairness, it probably won't.
You come to a small level foothold, a cave in front of you. It's getting late. You could either seek refuge for the night or try and reach the summit before it gets dark.
Either way, Gumpy's still dead.
Gabriel Walker
Laugh and say that he is in our hearts. "He believes in us who believes in him, therefore there should be no discomfort in his death." It doesn't matter and you've got a boot- I mean a dragon to fuc- I mean slay. And laugh at Wellington, because he's a fucking dumbass and last time I checked Skeletons can't exactly commit suicide that easily.
Also doesn't a Dragon probably have a fuckton of magic and shit at it's disposal and most of the time you can do some pretty fucking cool shit with draconic magic, which maybe you could probably raise another skeleton army? Are we in the far fucking future or something?
Angel Williams
Jesus christ.
Carter Brown
Just a little while after escaping Simmons and the Skeleton Army
Nathan White
You take it upon yourself to comfort everyone, reminding them all that Gumpy will always be with us, in our hearts and all over your armour.
"Shut up, nobody cares what you think." Valarie snaps
It's hurtful, but it's true.
Luke Martinez
ask her why she has to be such a bitch
Michael Foster
"I'm not a bitch, I just have a low tollerance for your shit" Valarie spits "Seriously, try being dead and doing whatever the fuck you want for a few hundred years, then for some reason start following a dumbass around. It grates on you."
It's starting to get dark. You might still be able to make it to the summit if you leave now, but then again, maybe not. A decision needs to be made.
Wyatt Miller
Mental note: The next headwear you find will be promptly named "The Hat of Bitch" and be given to Valarie immediately.
Don't leave. You need to stretch this out as much as you can to torture the members of the party. After all, is the dragon booty really gonna go anywhere? If it's sleeping, then it'll be at least another week before it wakes.
Ryan Richardson
Go back to >>>/quests/
Ethan Cox
How can I go back if I was never there in the first place?
Carter Nguyen
You keep that in mind as you head into the cave.
The Dragonfire Infernal Blade provides some light and warmth for the night. Wellington takes the weight off of his shoulders, literally, while Valarie falls asleep in a cosy stasis chrysalis. D'aww. You lie down to regain some energy for the summit. Oh yes, you're gonna need it.
Kevin Roberts
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Gavin Turner
Dream about the loli's ass
Carson Flores
Dream about the loli's ass and just in case she's somehow tuning into our sick mind, picture images of gore and shit, and at the very end of the feature film, text in giant letters stating "FUCK YOU VALARIE" would be absolutely fantastic. If you can dream lucidly, of course. (is that a skill we picked up?)
Christopher Reed
Careful, that might just turn the loli on
Cameron Parker
Seems a bit convoluted and a bit edgy so you only bother to do the first bit.
Wait, that can't be right, Valarie doesn't work on a farm.
Gabriel Lewis
Get a good night's sleep Dream about Valarie and the waifu dragon kissing.
Jose Rivera
Don't do that, you don't even know what dragons look like Sleepwalk and keep bumping into stasis thingie all night long. you'll still get a good nights sleep, just a small bruise in the morning :^)
Brayden Flores
Does it matter? We are going to give the dragon our bone no matter what. It's a matter of principle now.
Christian Williams
You get up and begin to 'sleepwalk' towards Valarie's chrysalis, to ruin her night's sleep.
Heh heh, this is gonna be funn-
Juan Carter
Eh? What?
Carter Cook
Who's this ugly fuck and how'd he get on the ceiling?
Chase White
"So, wonna explain 't me who the fack yer doin' in me cave, y'knobbed?"
Oh thank goodness, he's wearing pants.
Dylan Long
Ask him what he's doing in his cave on my mountain. Then say that he's just staying the night, and in accordance with the bro code, allow him (the knight) to leave immediately because the consequence is the loss of booty. Claim that his pants look fabulous on him.
Gavin Wilson
"An' wossorta foxy bird you tryna shag up 'ere then? Onna them bloody 'arpies? Not fukkin' likely, mate."
You mention his pants.
"Fla'ery'll getcha nowhere. But I s'pose a code izza code." he says, cutting you down.
Levi Perry
Proclaim he shall gain the Cup of Eternal Beer to Drown Out Your Depression for this selfless act. skedaddle outta there, most likely Valarie woke up earlier than you did and decided to not wake you up cuz she's a bitch.
Eli Davis
"Beer'd be noice, mate, but I dunno where yer gonna get a bottomless 'un. Name's 'Gobbin' by the by." Gobbin slurs "May Cxath push you where you need to go, you dirty sod, you."
You walk outside, slightly conused about what just happened. Valarie was waiting outside with Wellington, already awake. "What? It's not as if we're going to leave you up here on your own. You're our ticket back down." Valarie scoffs "Now let's get this over with so we can go to the township."
You turn to face the arduous task of climbing to the summit, and then the pretty damn fun task that comes afterward. Both are daunting, but both achieveable.
Elijah Morris
Pausing for tonight. KnightQuest will return at 10pm GMT Saturday night!"
Luis Lee
keep ur stick on de ice m8
Ian Turner
Resumed. You can start posting commands now if you want and I'll start in about 40 mins.
Lucas Thomas
You begin trekking up the mountain, dreaming of that ever-approaching booty, until you come across a wooden obstruction of some sort.
"Aw fucking hell." Valarie moans "Can't this be any easier?"
Oliver Barnes
G-guys?
David Jones
Commune with the sword and ask what its favorite movie is.
Aiden Williams
You hold the Dragonfire Infernal Blade up to your face and ask it what it lies to watch. No respone. Because it's a sword. Swords can't talk. You feel rather foolish.
Jacob Ramirez
Check your inventory for unexpected surprises
Landon Carter
Lewd Dragon Book History Book Nercro(phillia)mancy book "Calcium and You - A guide to Healthy Bones" Book "O" Book Ghost Knife Winged Heart Bottle - Dragon Jizz Boxatrix Speaking Stone Rooted Boots Broken Sword Broken Sword Pieces Some rope
Nolan Harris
Combine the Lewd Dragon Book, Ghost Knife, Speaking Stone, Broken Sword, and Some Rope.
Ryan James
Command the sword to speak.
Mason Baker
Why is Valarie blushing? Why is Valarie moaning? Is she getting boned?
Cooper Stewart
You meticulously wrap the rope around the knife, sword and book, the speaking stone sitting within the pages.
You're not sure what it'll do, but if you don't manage to become a knight, you're sure an art dealer will probably pay well for this.
The tits in the book represent fertility.
The sword remains silent. How mysterious!
Easton Stewart
"Sh-shut up!" she shouts "I am not!"
Aaron Mitchell
Why don't you burn down what looks like to be a wooden obstacle?
Joshua Thomas
Check your stats
Aaron Baker
Hooray for arson!
Jack Reyes
"Braak! Braak! My home! My home! Braak!"
Michael Thompson
Knock up the harpy with your "sword"
Xavier Watson
Lol, this ain't an RPG, nerd.
Brody Sullivan
Shoot down the harpy with your sword.
Christian Brooks
Welp, time for murder. Not like you've never done anything bad in your life, this won't be much worse.
Bentley Robinson
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Ian Diaz
Throw the "art" project at the harpy
Carter Barnes
Use your dick instead! A good knight improvises!
Matthew Edwards
Apologize and ask if we can it's home bypass to the top of the mountain
Xavier Baker
You throw the terrifying amalgam of thing you had lying around at the harpy.
Befuddled by the sudden combustion of her home and the deep, complex themes of your art, the harpy is completely disarmed! Or maybe she's just conufsed as to why you're throwing it at her.
Alexander Stewart
Apologize to the harpy.
Ayden Nguyen
Apologize and give her a snog.
Aiden Adams
Realize the mistake you made and apologize to harpy and request for her assistance in getting to the top of the mountain.
Brody Ross
Nice quints.
Joshua Phillips
Quints confirm, OP must give her a snog and apologize.
Gabriel Lopez
Wrong order there pal.
Robert Cooper
You take this oppertunity to practice for your sweaty task at the top of the mountain.
"Ah, no No… I don't want any of that."
Drat, not confused enough it seems.
Instead, you just ask if you can go past her home to get to the top. You're really in quite a hurry.
"Home?" the harpy asks, for some reason confused "What is my home?"
"Up! Yes! Kiki can take you up!"
Zachary Davis
Offer her a home in exchange for bringing you up to the top of the mountain!
Christopher Bell
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Anthony Walker
or not i guess. Late again
Luke Torres
Ask why her head is smoking
Camden Sanchez
>>>/qu/
Nolan Ward
...
Samuel Green
Well, you did just set her house on fire.
You decide that you don't nearly have enough things after your dick, so you swear on your honour as a knight (as far as she knows) that you will find her a replacement home.
"Thanks! Thanks!" Kiki chirps "Will help! Will help!" Kiki grabs your arms in her powerful talons and begins the flight to deliver you to your destination: Bootytown.
Wellington and Valarie can walk for all you care.
KnightQuest will return Friday at 10pm GMT >>9923063 for this week, yeah, sorry. See you next week!
