PRESS BRIEFING #47 WITH SEAN "メディアは嘘つきでいっぱいです" SPICER!!

(checked)

Were you taking a nap, Ebola-chan?

—
Translator's Note: Sean Spicer is Japanese for "Fire every god damned kike into the center of the sun".

What did he mean by this?

Satania is for bullying.

I never watched it, is it good?

(checked)
Never heard of it.

What's your address user I just wanna talk.

I remember seeing that years ago. Its cuties average with a nice twist. Bretty comfy.

(Checked)
My address is 22 dubs street

He means the presstitutes are bitter lying poo poo heads. Nothing to worry about. I think he likes it when they squirm

...

...

your waifu is of inferior quality, spiceman

Fuck lads is that the anime with the penguin waifu? It must be a sign from Kek that it needs to be watched.

(checked)
oh shit

(checked)
n-no

Its a good show with terrible art.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

...

I don't think so. It's been a while since the last time I saw it and I'm only five episodes in right now. it's about a dude who wakes up with a waifu in place of his right hand

The first episode is the casual filter. Make it past that chase scene and you're golden.

tfw no "Salty" Sarah. I thought we had one more ride with her.

Nvm fam I'm baka.

I've spoken the truth, kek has confirmed it

>and give you tendies

nice boomer.txt

She was good. Really really good. I'm sure Sean will play hookie to shitpost with us every now and then. That won't be the last we see of her.

Nothing wrong with bakas

Satania is the best baka

(checked)
WH page says briefing starts at 1:00PM EST.

Stay tuned faggot.

I haven't seen many Gooks lately. Tho the unique IP count is still way too high. Does anyone know where they're hiding? or maybe a frog ate them

Texhnolyze & Ergo Proxy

Agreed, but you need to give the others some air too.

...

...

The full song is just as catchy.

LALALALA LALALALA OH WELCOME TO THE JAPARI PARK~

Place your bets ladies and gentlemen. What percentage of the questions today will be MUH RUSSIA rehashes? I'm betting 30 to 40%.

...

Enough to make Trump cancel Spice time.

Will we see a two scoops question?

...

which anime are those rabbit girls with the M's on their head from?

Kek

Thats a serval lad its a cat

...

That's right user

unaesthetic.

Underrated as fuck, nice taste user.

Kemono Friends

...

Fug :DDDD this shit really is catchy

Should I watch it?

We must secure the existence of vanilla ice-cream and a future without dipping dots.

Yes but you need to break through the first few episodes and then it becomes very fun.

How about creating a Bingo of what specific words, idioms and topics the media are going to ask?

FUKIN WEW

...

...

OP is wrong, start time is 1:00 not 1:30.

By the time Sean is finished watching this episode of Gundum it will be 1:30.

I hope it will be a wew episode

It means Sean is going to preform magic trick.

WE ONLINE

I just sucked it up and got past the first chase scene. Finished the ep. Worth it.

WE HAVE VIDEO

Is Sean going to be fashionably late

I think the chick in the green dress is blinking out morse code

Who is this?

They don't look like friends.

WE MISSED YOU SEAN

It begins

The last two episodes will be worth it, believe me.

They're talking about muh Russia even before it started.
Don't they know the public doesn't care?

He seems to be in good spirit

...

I liked the cooking episode

It already has been, first ep and I'm hooked.

murica

...

He's a caricature of a jarhead.

...

ofc he mentions jewish first

OY VEY YOU ARE ONLY SUPPOSED TO GO TO JERUSALEM AND OUR WALL GOYIM!

The fact that he isn't making the entire trip about jews is probably practically a holocaust to them.

I hope Trump wears a hardhat to all three.

I fucking knew he'd blueball the shit out of them. He's been doing it since the start.

Fuck you

McMaster

...

wimmin

...

...

That's a lot of words to say "I got mine, so fuck you." It seems one of the U.S.A.'s problems is people not realizing "freedom" doesn't mean "freedom from consequences."

RUSSIA

...

idiots

They must think America First means America Only.

SPICY TIME

good lord that's scary

question time soon!

There's some oy veying going on from that one fur sure.

...

...

...

...

Oh man, another one!

RUSSIA

...

...

Jesus Christ, 3 times in a row.

Why are they asking if they have audio of every conversation? What kind of answer are they expecting?

Holy fuck lol

How can you watch two Spice videos at once?

...

They expect a "No" so they can spin it into a lack of transparency.

I have been interneting hard for almost 20 years, user.

Autism

He was clearly signaling here.

...

Slip up?

The final solution to the refugee problem

Lots and lots of cartridges.

Wew

Spanked.

Thank you, Sean

...

Molasses man. Super sloth.

I hate all these people

...

CALLING OUT THE COLLUDING MEDIA KIKES

SPICED

Holy narrative this bitch won't quit.

Imagine how much great info could be discussed if they would pull their heads out of their asses and ask real questions.

Kek she got rekt

That bitch sure is gobbling with questions

(checked)

What questions would you ask him?

...

There should be a time limit to how long they can speak.

Which Love Live Sunshine is best girl?

SEAN SEAN SEAN SEAN

That smug look on his face when the leaves

SEAN! SEAN!

checked.

Jesus, the shouting at the end is starting to get out of hand.

There should be a time limit to how long they can *live

fixed

Finally he can get back to his waifu.

Did anyone else catch when Sean said they're considering not having press briefings anymore because the "journalists" only ask gotcha questions?

...

It's always perplexing that every time when Sean says "OK, that's enough for today, goodbye", almost everyone starts to shout "Sean, Sean, Sean!" and then some asking questions while at the same time Sean won't waste his time on these unwanted reporters. He has more significance to do, like watching anime.

Trump did say hes gonna make anime real.

...

There's a point where weeaabootry must stop and we are clearly ahead of it.

nice dubdubs though

Thanks for the rare Ebola, friend.

I think these ones are more clever than usual. I've been seeing an uptick in trsodomite tier responses lately. And I can't tell if the posters that are salty about chess are still just shills. I'll still call out any faggot like that for being a nigger though.

I want to BULLY that smile…

New season of Ebola-chan user I hope she visits Mecca and India

You go too far

...

...

Nope. I missed that part. I wonder how the White House could Spice the media without the press briefings.

...

Uhh, you don't get to bring Friends.

Is that CIA in the background? Also you're a big bear

For you, comrade.

Since these products are made by Satan's followers should not a Desert Eagle be more appropriate?

CUTE

(chKeKed)

I'm curious how you get that interpretation of those words user.
here's the text

MEMES
E
M
E
S

I thought that was shooped at first, meme magic is at it again.

So, they expect of the president to do the same shit they made into the watergate scandal?