If Max Payne were a CIA agent his name would be Max Bayne?

If Max Payne was bad at E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy, his name would be Max Sprayne.

His name would be Max Pardo

It's been what? 15years since the first game and im still salty as fuck how they made 2 into generic Hollywood garbage though even that's better than Shitstars iteration in HueHue-land

If Max Payne liked looking in a mirror all day he'd be Max Vain

If Max Payne liked Superman he'd be Max Layne

IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAYNEFUL

Lain?

If Max Payne wrote his game he'd be Max Layke

If Max Payne broke his weightlifting PR, he'd be Max Strayne.

In our headlights, staring, bleak, beer cans, deer's eyes