Sup faggots

Sup faggots.

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What is this garbage

You tell me.

All those designs are horrible.

First a Trump mon and now a Brexit mon

Yes, but they're real.

Welcome to Gen 7.

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It all went so wrong

There better be a whole lot of these fuckers if they're all going to be this shitty. You already know they're just going to shit out like 30 or 40 of them and add a dozen new megas instead though.

I want to see a full evo chain for Yungoos including mega

They just seem like slightly different from ones we have already seen from past games.

Sure am glad I stopped giving a fuck about Pokemon 5 gens ago.

What are you talking about? Togedemaru maybe but the others look distinct. Shit, but distinct.

Togedemaru is 95 Pikachu.

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Shit. All shit.

Pretty alright. Hope it gets Aigislash's ability.


I hated it until I saw the spikes
Now its pretty alright


Its awful


cute but not much more


its perfect
neverending stooryyy~

The battery and rail gun are pretty alright pokemon.

Anyone else see it?

Yeah.

For some reason they seem to me like other pokemon. Cutiefly is a bug drifloon and the rat is like every rat in the game. The fish is just another fish. There is already a shape shifting pokemon that can turn into a box.

The only ones that seem distinct are the dragon, tapu thing, and the jaws one.

nigger thats a humuhumunukunukuapua'a

I would like to see more pokemon that have unique gimmicks and forms that make the single player a little more interesting for people trying to catch them all.

Spinda's many spot patterns.
Gourgeist's size, like getting the biggest pumpkin in the field.
Some pokemon having regional differences.

But realistically they're going to make about 90-100 pokemon and then add more megas.

I bet there's porn of them already.

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It's real.

looks like him if he was drawn to fit into One Piece.

Thanks user, all the youtube vids went down quick. Have an adorable Flareon.

That dragon snake is really throwing me off, are there any other Pokemon without pupils?

Parasect

I think the implication is that its a blind cave dragon.

Get your fresh hot webm right here

Jesus christ these look HORRIBLE.

I like the electric insect and the fish, the other designs are pretty meh.

It's okay, user. Not everyone has as shit taste as you.

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More "new" pokemon

Now this is exactly the same as the pre ORAS "hype", where they showed every single mega evolution and spoiled the whole Delta episodes in its full two hours glory.
Then we played the game and found out there is nothing new and probably is the worst pokemon game in the main series.

I have a very bad feeling for this gen

The bugs look alright, I hope catercube evolves into something neat
And seeing Zygarde's transformation gives me some slight hope that gamefuck actually knows how to balance a super form, and maybe megas won't be mechanically retarded this time
But jesus christ everything else, especially that goddamn dragon

user you're fucking retarded, showing off new Pokemon during pre release has been a thing since Gen fucking 2. We practically had the whole Johto dex shown before GS were released in America.

I was really surprised that they've decided to start showing the game already, November is still 4 months away and we already know too much about the game.

By the time we hit November everything will have been leaked.

Are you retarded or did you not watch the video? Catercube evolves into Big Bad Beetleborg.

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Man you really have some shit taste

Oh, didn't catch that
Well, that works, I guess

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That's exactly what they did with ORAS
They know their shitty games can only sell on hype
Again, that's exactly what happened with ORAS and look at how that turned out

Disagreeing with one faggot doesn't make someone a contrarian

I feel like the mega mechanic was terribly implemented at the start. Since many of the megas, you changed them the instant they hit the field. Something like sharpedo that has reasons to keep him in a normal form for a while. Those were pretty interesting.

I hope they either continue the idea that the transformation is a 5th move that you strategically planned around, rather than just another evolution level., if you know what I mean.

i think the Koala one is fine. It's reminds me of Pidgey or Magikarp, basic and not far from the source material.

Honestly it would be better if it was just an automatic thing based on different criteria like low health or a status condition

It reminds me of bunnelby too much, both are simplistc route 1 normal shitmons, even its colour palette is the same as its shiny.
I bet it will evolve into a ugly mess like Diggersby


You tell me

I'd say it was fine if those ears weren't so retarded.

Now THAT is a great idea. Since it means other people would have to make the choice to play around it or what not. Another layer of strategy.

Fuck that's such a good idea I am bothered that it won't be part of the game.

Well ORAS were good so I dont see your point

Zen Mode, faggot, and that would be even worse. Get over it, Megas are good as they are now.

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It would also make for better boss encounters


Yes, like zen mode
Which works fine and is much better than megas are now

So you're okay with Belly Drum Charizard going Mega into Mega Charizard X with maxed out attack and being the most unbalanced thing since Mega Rayquaza?

You fags are shit at game design. Get over it.

How can any of you faggots even play this shit and then stand to look at yourself in the mirror WITHOUT eating a bullet?

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But charizard can still belly drum and mega into X at the same turn, what is your point?

Pokémon is unsalvageable at this point.
There is so much shit to fix to save the meta from having those top 10 Pokemon's everyone uses and another 400 that are pretty useless.
Not only they are neglecting those fixes, they started adding more and more retarded shit.
Pokemon is the new YuGiOh

*700
(Soon to be 800)

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Easy, I like video games and my guns and I don't get autistic over Pokemon to the point anons do and get angry and sperg out because some little things in the games.

Not with an HO refill, dumbass.

get outta here "fix Holla Forums" autist, i know its you even when you're not avatarfagging

>>>/reddit/

This is what the modern pokemon playerbase actually believes.

The meta could be fixed really fucking easily if gamefreak gave a shit.

Nope user, I literally mean that 400+ are pretty unusable in any possible strategy.
The game is so shit that even with smogon's tier system there were overused top 10 even for the individual categories under OU.

At least Yu-Gi-Oh produces great abridged content

You're a fucking retard if all you got from that is that I said Belly Drum Charizard was unbalanced.

No you fucking dumbass: Belly Drum Charizard going Mega X and then getting its HP back is unbalanced you dumb fucking autist.

I got what you meant, I was saying that it's more like 700 useless poges than 400 useless poges.

The base animal is different, but the fantastical element that makes it not just an animal is the same for both.

The dog's ears is even drawn the same way as Pebblosa's tail

This kid is out of control

Didn't you filter me, reddit?

Please leave, autist.

And I'm saying even then it would still be shit. Charizard is a dogshit meme pokemon that needs to crawl into a hole and die already.

Not exactly true.
In X & Y I was running a team of Whimsicott, Magcargo, Stunfisk, Archeops, Exploud and Typlosion and I pulled off a 90% win ratio.

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Yeah, but this is because most people who play the game are kids.
If you fought someone of a similar skill level using a team of the "competitive" pokemons, you'd most likely lose.

Is the cube bug supposed to be the cocoon stage between the grub and the electric stag?
it also reminds me of the koropendora/color pendora units from monster rancher

cutiefly is cute

chickenhead mask guy looks need

triggerfish looks silly

Except it wouldn't be shit, you dumbass. A 4x Attack full HP Mega Charizard X with Tough Claws would KO anything it comes across, including shit that resists Fire or Dragon attacks.

I have replays to prove it kek

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I'm not saying that you didn't do it.I'm just saying that you're skilled and the average player isn't.

And this is before you factor in shit like stealth rock existing.
heatran with scarf or balloon hard counters it, and I'm pretty sure cb azumarill does too

I was bored.

Nope I mean I have replays of me beating OU teams with rotom w and the sorta, even tho a couple of them were kinda out of luck.

Holy shit you're a fucking dumbass who can't follow a conversation

Look: user here proposed that Megas should work like Zen Mode and also have HP recover to 100% after triggering it

So all a person would have to do is use Belly Drum, trigger the Mega, and they get full HP, 4x Attack, and are now in Mega mode. Quit being an illiterate nigger.

You mean, like in pokemon showdown?

Jesus fuck all of them are fucking horrible

No in the actual game. You could tell the opponent was good cause they took appropriate damage and knew how to counter, also having OU shit only.

The implication here was that defensive megas would trigger at a certain hp, offensive pokemon could trigger after getting a ko, and charizard would trigger after it sucks enough cocks with the form depending on if the cocks were black or not.

This is a great idea, I don't know why the other user is getting triggered by it.
For extra depth, we could let you waste a turn to automatically mega yourself too.

That's fucking stupid and is less tactical than the current situation


Please never ever make a game. That idea is fucking garbage.

I'm gonna make a game and you can't stop me faggot.

Why would I try to stop you, we both know it's not gonna happen.

It's uncanny