Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are yea.
Tough Video game Achievements
Ive got all the achievements in TWD. Damn right.
i defeated pic related without using any easy options like True Name or companion influence.
ive put up with nexons asshatry in mabinogi for 8 years
I completed Black Ops 1's Moon Easter Egg….by myself.
Did Dracula X Chronicles with one life.
I played Hitman Contracts a few days ago and got SA on every level within an hour and a half, having not played for years.
I got 200% completion on Donkey Kong Country Returns
Played MN9 to completion without laughing
I only do Big Boss/Foxhound runs on Metal Gear.
I shot all the tiny green frogs
In MGS 3
I beat Zombies ate my Neighbours without using passwords
I once masturbated to mother son rape/incest but then the little sister walked in and then he rapes the little sister ON TOP of the mother.I also forgot to add that it was furry porn.
I need help
I got total war: warhammer and bought the chaos dlc
and I enjoy it more than the 3 other total war games I've played
video game achievements
I beat half life without cheats.
I played Final Fantasy without any White Mages.
I 100%ed Shrek 2
I've 1cc'ed Touhou 7 on Lunatic.
I rejected a qt gf because I did not want to be distracted from WoW raiding in Cataclysm.
It wasn't "hardcore raiding" either, I barely beat Ragnaros in normal mode.
And now I'm a 26 y.o. kissless virgin.
getting a gf doesn't earn you exp, good job
i've never been addicted to video games like you seem to be, however my autism kept me from doing anything with the few girls who went past the innate thousand yard stare of a psycopath
I stopped playing video games for an hour. It was the hardest thing I've ever done.
I play lewd games for the game mechanics and story.
A girl invited me over to her place late at night when no one else was home to beat the final level of Spyro 2 for her. She said she'd been trying to beat it for days.
I beat it in one go, it wasn't even hard. She was a nice girl and all, but I guess she musta had brain problems or something if she needed someone to beat Ripto for her. She asked me if I wanted to stay afterwards, but why would I? I'd already beaten Spyro, there wasn't much else to do.
I think beating Ripto in one go when a chick took all day is pretty tough, right?
I've beaten Beaver Bother in DK64 multiple times.
I've also tore the skin off my hand when playing Mario Party, and I only cried for 20 minutes.
Good job user, i did the same thing, i just dumped a 8/10 because i wanted to play vydia.
I don't even know how she ended up with me, but i find joy in knowing she won't forget me for at least a year, and the only thing i do is play video games
I got 100% completion in Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, Bloodborne, and Dark Souls 3.
Without any online
I can make a trap cum all over himself just by talking about my dick.
I want to see anyone beat this.
Bullshit, no one actually gets pure bladestone, they just get others to drop it for them.
It was a game for me.
I post about video games
on Holla Forums
Wow. You got a degenerate freak to act like a degenerate freak. Bravo.
If it's so easy why don't you do it then.
He's too much of a faggot to try.
Eh, it's been a few months
Can I try it with you?
That's not hard, Red mages are better and already learn the optimal healing, go the weeny hut jr
I liked that game, it was like a fake Diablo beat em up, Donkey had a shockwave attack, shit was great.
I finished Kingdom Hearts 2 on critical difficulty with the standard keyblade because I literally did not know you could switch out your primary keyblade, only thought the other keyblades were just for the special forms
I SS'd yotta difficult
I finished a no armor run of megaman x6
Beat the first loop of Gradius III (arcade). Obviously I got a bit lucky on the cube rush part (though I figured out some reliable tactics to increase my chances), but it was also a one-life clear. But this also meant there was an insanely difficult-to-prepare-for part in the final stage where an option hunter could have ended everything.
Kind of a shame because I figured out how to recover from quite an impressive number checkpoints and ended up not using any of them.
I raided all the way through TBC with 3 FPS during bossfights, I did this as the offtank and I was good at it
you didn't miss much changing your keyblade in 2, they're actually handled best in 2 where they all have similar stats but all have a personal buff, the standard keyblade gave you defender which is probably what you'd want to survive 1 more hit.
Beaten Ninja Gaiden Black and 2 on normal so far.
Beat a few bosses first time on 2.
WoD had just come out
texting cute chick
she texts back
raids come out
texts wont stop
"why wont you respond"
she lived too far away anyway so fuck it
nice work, on 16 myself.
Keep meaning to play but cuhrayzee games keep distracting me
that's actually really amazing
Beat Ninja Gaiden 2 on Master Ninja, no easy feat considering how busted the difficulty is. 224 deaths total.
More recently, killing the dancer of boreal valley while massively underleveled with a shitty weapon, haven't even killed a lord of cinder yet, I just wanted her armor early cause I thought it looked cool.
I have actually played Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, while being an attractive person.
I got into the top 100 guilty list on Dark Souls PC.
Without cheat engine.
Tough Video game Achievements
Beating the beating the game ANY game if you go by steam statistics
I've beaten Mad Max on hard without taking any damage.
I used to hold the #2 highest k:d on Unreal Tournament during the Dreamcast years of 56k.
I used to buy pirated games
Big whoop I did it in BB too with just a 10+ saw cleaver
I can complete multiple main objectives on several tables on Pinball Arcade on a single ball, including but not limited to Tales of the Arabian Nights, No Good Gofers, Theater of Magic, Twilight Zone and more.
I completed MGS 3 Snake Eater on European Extreme (Extreme difficulty + if you get seen = game over) with 0 Alert phases, 0 kills, 0 deaths. Thus unlocking the stealth camo prototype for NG+
Everyone did back when internet wasn't really a thing? Surely a lot here can remember burned cd copies of Playstation 1 games. I remember a lot of kids in my class, myself included, buying PS1 games for 1 mark per game from someone who was burning them on CDs, also you needed some kind of device attached to your PS1 for the cracked copies to work.
But it wasn't video.
I know that one! It was the one with the sharks, right?
Dark Souls 2
It was a text game.
Played Clock Tower and Sweet Home with lights off…
It's better than 3 at least.
I played gone home with the lights off, and only got 3 fine arts degrees
I want PVP fags like you to get cancer in the dick.
I'm not even a PvPfag, I played the entirety of DaS 3 offline because I didn't want to buy another souls game after 2.
I play nintendo games, with extra censorship
I got the max amount of every single item in Final Fantasy Tactics, except for the couple you get from poaching monsters you have to breed yourself, in like 1998.
It's not much, but I was proud.
KH2 was even more piss easy than the first game. I gave up on that series after that game.
I'd rather play FFX2 if I'm going to play a game where ever cutscene is nauseating, also.
I did the same.
Btw, "companion influence"?
I beat Dragons Dogm: Dark Arisen on hard mode, no hud, shieldless, no shield, no curatives, and no pawns. I would've done no pause in battle but I had to use tools for some enemies
Did you at least collect all the orbs and diamonds for a shitty power-up that you have no use for now that you beat the game? Still fucking mad at that shit.
I filled up a 64 gigabyte MicroSD with nothing but pirated Nintendo games for my 3DS
And I'm having a 128 gig delivered as we speak
defeating a macedonian pike phalanx with a barbarian army
1cc Metal Slug
was Mile High Club actually hard or was it just a meme?
even the good ones
They're not as hard as they are just annoying in having to restart shit when you inevitably go forwards in impatience.
Knocked a tank out at 2500m in Ro2.
I have the 18th high score on gorgar qnd triple digits on medivale madness.
I have 23,133,270 on Black Knight 2000
And 138,759,400 on Medieval Madness.
Without any nudging.
Used to drop Dark Sims.
I still have the screenshots on my steam. Ill try and get them uploaded when i can.
It was 19th, my bad.
That's actually pretty impressive
I managed the no-death perfect run on Contra: Shattered Soldier.
I'll have you know I lost at Mario Party 3 and I only cried for 20 minutes.
You fucking madman, did you have a technique ?
i played through max payne at release without using bullet time because i didn't know english and i didn't read the controls
And you never tried out what every button did? Shiiieeeet
I only figured out how to use the medkits on chapter 2
Medkits are for pussies, payne chugs painkillers.
Why heal the wound when you can stop feeling it i guess
Only other standout accomplishments in this thread. Come on anons level up.
I've beat revengeance on revengeance on a fresh save. without using the staff
rejecting a qt when you were a virgin
Everyone should have sex at least once in their life so they know what they're not missing.
I beat all the OG Doom games and wads like plutonia on ultra violence while using the project brutality mod.
before battle he turns all your companions against you and you can use your influence to turn them back so they could assist you in the fight
If you start a new game on another file, after saving your 100% game, you get to use the "shitty power up" in that new game
I don't use operating systems. I play games in the PC's bios.
I beat FEAR on Extreme without using reflex.
I nuzlocked Emerald with a one Poke Center per town usage.
I beat KH2 on Proud mode using only the Kingdom Key/Sword and no abilities.
I don't use shields in action games EVER.
I played CS:GO for 145 hours without ripping my eyes and ears out/off.
First time is always awkward and sometimes painful (usually only for her) so two's the charm. Rejecting a qt for a shitty game like WoW is retarded though. If it was something actually good I would understand.
You're killing me
the bullet time has come, and so have I
I'm so autistic I have 100% completion in Borderlands 2, including DLC achievements and retarded RNG ones. It took me 950 hours to get them all, which meant I had to replay the game about 6 times completely and then replay again for play through 2 for level achievements.
I never spent a dollar on a free to play, pay to win TPS with my starting weaponry and characters (admittedly, tuned to hell and back), got the top rank, and STILL farming salt to this day, in game or in their unofficial servers.
Fucking hate what the game has turned out now, though.
I did the gnome thing in Episode 2.
Bunch a fucking weeaboos and faggots in that board too.
talking about video games, i can't find mentions of it anywhere on the internet so i have to ask. Am i the only one who noticed that in tony hawk's underground 2 you can jump into the mouth of one of the totems and there's an easter egg where you go to a void parallel world?
Got all the acheivements in Binding of Isaac, both Rebirth and flash
Just you, because that was in Tony Hawk Underground 1.
So are you gonna share or what?
I've beaten Gothic 2 NotR.
Nothing much, I know.
I beat God hand on hard
I beat Sans and undyne without healing
Metal Gear Rising - You're Hired
Typical take no damage on Hard difficulty or higher achievement, Sam versus Armstrong. It doesn't have the little twist of taking no damage in a scripted death, but even if you get the mechanics down pretty well, it's easy to accidentally take damage because you fucked a dodge up
I did this, it did take a few hours, it's memory and rng.
Bro's were shocked that i did it for them after 3 attempts (three different times) after doing it for myself.
it's like winning the "you should have done something better with your time award"
I beat this fucking minigame more than once on multiple playthroughs. I've also 102% DK64 several times. But that's more autism than anything.
I beat Babel and Rapunzel in Catherine.
I got Thanatophobia in Rogue Legacy without savescumming.
I GOT PURE BLADESTONE, NIGGERS!
I 100% desktop dungeons
why would I post it
I got that KOF XII trophy that requires you to play 1400 online matches.
Because i'm begging
Find it yourself nigger
what is e621.net
How do you beat that faggot bug in the race in the Cave level?
tfw it's shit
Of course it is.
I 1cc'd Time Crisis 2 and got 1st a decade ago. Checked a week ago to see that the machine still exists and is barely functional, but the score is still there at the top.
mfw the machine finally dies taking a part of my youth with it
you develop severe autism
I emulated DOS games on picrelated.
No screencap because it was literally decades ago, but I could finish the Death Race in F-Zero X in ~55 seconds. I think it'd take me months to get to get even close to that level nowadays.
I got all achievements on Catherine on PS3 and Metal Gear Rising including DLC. I also got all achievements on Yakuza 3.
I like self imposed challenges in rpgs. Not sure if this was the hardest boss I've beaten in those but the fight length always impresses me. And I had to keep track of three turn counters mentally through all this.
Recorded with a potato because I no way I can afford a capture card.
all the achievements on catherine
I was just scrolling by and I had to bow at your superiority user-sama
I tried playing catherine on Hard mode once, and scrubbed out at the clock tower level.
I simply could not play without the undo feature. I couldn't think quickly enough and typically made mistakes that put me into an impossible situation.
Not to mention Babel. I couldn't even clear the first extra stage.
I got all the stars in sonic and all stars racing transformed and platinum'd all the time attacks without trainers as i am not a pussy faggot.
That's pretty tame famalam.
How about furry porn with detachable body parts or conjoined mother and son or cockfisting with giant wolverine claws or a lion raping cubs in his dungeon and then impregnating one and then making them the sex slave of their newborn or a pig cub jacking off to a birthing video or two hamsters with hyper cocks using two of their kids as a super-stretched cocksleeve while another is about to impale herself by jumping onto the cocks from the air and two other cubs are climbing into their mom's ass?
And yes, I fap to these and stuff like these regularly.
I've since stopped doing stuff like that. But yeah I'm aware of what your talking about. And honestly its doesn't even phase me, I'm just indifferent to it. Its all kind of l, "dullish", if I could put a word to it. What gets to me a little bit are the subliminal realistic shit. Child rape, shit, rape, all the like. And I'm not talking furry shit specifically. All the 'hyper' stuff, its really there for shock value.
I beat Devil May Cry 4 on Devil Hunter in one sitting first time touching the series.
And got gud during.
Nothing, my most impressive feats consist of being autistic and sad enough to get all of the achievements in JRPGs or shit like that. I've played games far more than any person should and I'm still hopelessly average at every genre excluding fightan where I'm absolute dogshit.
Being a cuck isn't something to be proud of, user.
Nothing wrong with any of that until the "furry" bit.
I've won against Sparta in the original Rome Total War.
Using no pillae nor siege equipment
Full mercenary cavalry
speak for yourself but its impossible to get off of mr nexons wild ride once you get hooked,and mabinogi is a excellent game with top tier people in it if you get into a good guild,and that's what keeps me playing
ive only given them 30$ at most over said 8 years so yeah
You're still a cuck.
I do it with girls, user.
I beat an ecelebs shitty rage inducing level on Mario Maker and made a 9/11 drawing in the comments
That was some bullshit to get, let me tell you.
banham wave combat
Weak as fuck.
I have the Royal Crown in Animal Crossing New Leaf and all of the golden house parts.
I've started buying all the Animal Crossing Amiibo's because:
1) They're half off at the store I go to
2) They follow a common artistic design
3) They don't have that stupid ugly translucent peg shit
4) I like Animal Crossing
I'd bully you for Amibo if that wasn't so adorable.
I finished Riven without the help of the internet. I have a notebook full of notes as a result.
This is more about the predator sections with bullshit takedown requirements, the combat challenges are easy mode. But keep pretending you know shit about this game.
Beat Civ 5 a hundred times
I'd actually do this in civ 4… but civ5? No.
I know you can actually beat it 25 times and then reload and beat the current game in another way, but it's fucking civ 5. Fuck you Firaxis.
No that's bullshit because it was the only thing I was missing to 100% complete, and as a kid, my fucking thumb ended up swollen and blistered
I got the platinum trophy in MGS2 HD. Those fucking MGS1 Snake VR missions…
That's good. 3DPD are shit anyway.
I've finished house of the dead 2 without a memorycard
I was top in the predator but couldn't get past 100 combo in the combat. Having to chasing to get points always slowed me down
HM2 was fun
i played every game on the hardest difficulty with the hud turned off and dont use anything that i think is bullshit like slow-mo\cover\wallhack or potions\medkits you can use through menus or your characater doesnt has an animation to do so
this thread feels really casual
I done all combo trials for all 44 characters in Ultra Street Fighter IV
I own Demon's Souls and have played some of it.
delete your image and go get the rest of the achievements you dip
Took me 3 days. It permanently traumatized me. This, All Ghiled up and that stage with the corridors was bullshit
Tough Video game Achievements
Same here, worked my ass really hard to get it, but it wasn't as hard as i expected, because i learned that the only level you had to beat from the last set was Giga Difficult, Still SS'd all but Yotta
I just beat sans
I 100%d Kingdom Hearts 2 at level 1 without using Cure, summons, drives, or having Mickey save me.
Hold on, you only have to SS Giga Difficulty?
Oh my lord!
I love Dustforce but those last levels are just so damn difficult.
I was 12 years old when i did it so i may be wrong but the hardest part of completing DK64 was trying to beat the original DK. it was fucking brutal.
Beaten every main Metal Slug game on one life and most with an impressive score and maximum prisoner rescue.
Completed Warlock green fire quest with shit gear before power creep came through. Got GM to give me muh title
I completed Megaman Battle Network 3, all time trial with preset folder, and got all the stars at the title screen, hold that. White version too.
Silent Assassin in Hitman 2, all missions, suit only
Solo'd lvl 140 Shagaru Magala GQ
Cum whenever I see Morrigan
You win bro.
S ranked every mission in Hotline Miami 2, on HARD MODE. Yes, including Dead Ahead.
Felt fucking amazing to do.
Also, I beat Wings of Vi on normal mode. If you don't understand why it's an accomplishment then you haven't seen the game.
I've also beaten DMC 1,3,4 all on DMD. Those are some damn good games.
Tfw just got SS on giga difficult just seconds ago
No achievement because yarr harr but yay anyway
the real achievement is dying
maybe if you beat wings of vi on demon with 1 health mode
I don't have a working optical drive in my house.
I have a PS2, OG XBOX, Wii+GC compatibility, PSP, DS, gayman PC. Everything runs off internal/external HDD/SSD microSD cards full of pirated vidya. When summed up it's 8TBs of data.
I completed every single possible quest in Fallout 4.
I also managed to complete the game with all factions being loyal to me.
Well done, you did a nice job!
I got all of the balls on Dick's billboard into the dumpster in PAIN.
How autism are ya
I got the lowest worldwide? instruction count on image test pattern 3 on TIS-100. I wasn't even trying that much, I got surprised when I saw the histogram.
gonna vanq tyria
I got Greatest Rayman Ever in Rayman Raving Rabbids.
I'm the only one that has it according to the xbox website
It's just the achievements for 50k kills and the get-all-achievements achievement. I'm not going to grind the same mission for 5 hours just to get a stupid kills trophy.
I got two world first kills in The Burning Crusade.
did he time out, or does damaging the tentacles hurt the main body too?
I'm a fan of the arcade version of Gradius III because it doesn't suffer from the slowdown issues the more well-known SNES port does.
I actually beat this game
huh, maybe i gotta give that a shot
More like slowdown features, I've never managed to 1cc gradius arcade, it's the only one I haven't 1cc'd.
On the topic of 1cc, I've 1cc'd every mainline metal slug game, exept for 7 because I haven't bothered to pirate it after I completed it once on a friend's DS
I'm autistic enough to grind to 20k souls in the tutorial dungeon of Dark Souls just to get a free bow.
I made it to SL 500
What bow would you get by doing that?
I solo'd the Cruel King of the Sea quest in mh3u, a super Ivory Lagiacrus that can halve your health by walking into you and takes very long to kill as if it were five of them in one.
and it only took me 48:37 to do it
I've beaten Ratchet: Deadlocked on exterminator mode without getting hit once
How does that work?
Mabinogi's mechanics were fun at first, but then the endless grind bored me out. I have no idea how you managed 8 years of that shit.
The shortbow you can buy from the Undead Merchant in the upper Berg. I'm too much of a completionist. So much so that I imagine that you somehow gain knowledge of the drop table after an item is dropped a la Castlevania.
Also the monotony and comfiness made a several hour grind plausible.
Come to think of it, getting older I'm starting to prioritize atmosphere over complexity.
In the original Pokemon Gold, I evolved my Totodile into a Croconaw before the very first rival battle. On my first playthrough.
tfw sending out a Croconaw against a Level 5 Chikorita some edgelord tries to say is amazing
Is that even possible? You can only get so far before you need to have 2 people to continue.
It times out after long enough.
Are you really? The arcade version of Gradius III has an assload of slowdown too; the slowdown is just of a slightly different nature than the SNES version. In some ways it's more frustrating because it's so easy to accidentally fly into a wall when the slowdown dissipates for a moment.
Why would you even bother? It's not even an interesting game.
Maybe it's the ps2 version
The PS2 version has an option to play without the arcade slowdown but the game isn't really designed around it. A number of bosses outright rely on slowdown in order to be manageable.
I have 5 play-throughs of Dragon Age 2 and have romanced every companion. Even the gay one's.