Microsoft wants more "girl gamers" in Japan

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Cant they just leave japan alone so they dont ruin what little fanservice game we get that arent censored.

Were there only fifty ladies that applied total? I thought the Xbone flopped in Japan.

They're not even big in Japan anyway

Are the people working at Microsoft fucking retarded? They should be trying to get more people to buy their awful console in Japan, period. Right now, they're at double digits and that's it. Sixty Xboner units sold every week and that's on a good week. Sixty. Not sixty thousand. Not sixty hundred. Sixty.

Their funeral.

KEK

I can see in my mind one very lonely weeaboo in a corporate meeting asked how to increase market share, answering in the only way he knew how.

microsoft pls dont ruin japan

Someone post that pic with x360 total sales in japan

It really is: The Xbone has no games with bishonen characters for fujos to shlick to. Microsoft is really out of touch.

They barely even have any male customers in Japan.

why would they play a gaijin VHS player when they could play mobile games?

Japan doesn't give a shit about Microsoft. It took them forever to even get around to using Windows.

MS actually tried to appeal to non Americans with the 360 but the xbox one was FUCKED from the beginning. And what Japanese games do they even have this gen?!

Just aesthetically it is shit. It's too big and that power brick jesus.

so their marketing budget was enough to hire 50 girls? got it

Japan doesn't give a shit about the boner

Ooh, they are touching an audience that's gonna wreck them harder then we ever could.

wasn't there that dragon one where the E3 presentation had no sound?

And then theres Scale "hit the weak point for massive damage" Bound?

Japan barely cares about gaming beyond mobile shit and gambling. This is just commercial suicide.

arent japanese male gamers basically females for western standards?

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What were they using before?

Well, looking at MSX and PC88… DOS. kek

MS is really getting desperate. When are they going to admit the XBox is dead?

i guess some ms executive played the nep games. it's like history writes itself at this point

But they already have plenty of "girl gamers" there

Windows. It's still pretty huge in Japan.

Nips are weird. They dislike Xbox but they fucking love Windows almost as much as they love Apple products. If Microsoft was smart (And the jury is still out) they would just make a form factor mobile/console hybrid with the windows brand and make it easy as shit for weebshit to go on their stores and they will make it.

Hell, pay a bunch of mobile VN studios to make some Fujoshit mobile games along with making it powerful enough to do some obvious AAA's like FF XV, make it pink and watch them riot trying to get one.

MSX was also Microsoft but they licensed it out as an OEM to manufacturers instead of their own console.

Thing is, PCs are to play lewd shit in Japan. Walk into any vidya store, go to the PC game section and it's full of VNs and porn games.

How many otome games does the Xbone even have?

lewd

good move ms

Forget that- how many games does the Xbone have at all?

A few less exclusives than the sega saturn.

Would you play a bone with any of these girls, Holla Forums?

Personally I'd go for the one at the bottom right, I get kind of a cockhungry near-milf vibe from her.

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I hear you fam.

could also go for Ringu chan in the back left

there is a few there who look pretty normal while the rest look… yeah

The one In the centre looks like a younger tranny Iwata

Mind you, the Saturn had tons of exclusives in Japland

"We need X more in Y hobby in order to make more diverse"

Translate as : "We want to expand the consumer base and have new suckers to consume our shitty products"

After you get past nineteen-hundred it just sounds weird.

I like the haircut of the one in the blue Hawaiian shirt. Can't tell her age though.

I think the user was comparing us exclusives. Im sure youll get your answers from wikipedia.

Xbox and Japan have always gone together well enough? Hell they let conker get censored over shit like DOA volleyball.


Xbox has never been very smart, their launch lineup for the original one was Sports games Halo and some kids game about mice.

3 of them maybe.
girl in the white-peach dress on the left
Maybe the blue shirt in the bottom right
Maybe the girl in the black shirt with the glasses and mustache behind the girl in the white-peach dress

My picks

It's rare for a console to have good titles at launch to be honest
Gen 6 and 7 had scum as launch titles for the most part, except maybe Dreamcast

That's kind of the easy answer, I don't think anyone here would kick her out of bed.


Yeah, I was just going to add orange dress girl on the right.
Also I want the one behind her to make me cookies.

easy answer for macrosoft: make more mobile shovelware and advertise with a multi-million budget

what makes you think they give half a fuck what you want?

I count 4 decent looking women, and that's being generous

The level of managerial retardation behind this logic is on par with that of inafuckne's. You would think that a market that doesn't buy your shit just doesn't like it, and no matter the amount of marketing money you put on it you just can't change some people's preference.

I kinda dismissed a post some user made a few months back when he said that microsoft was seriously considering to just axe the entire xbox department and staff, but shit like this really puts credence to the claim.

Besides, the xbone is fucking shit anyway.

First they wanted the casual market, but the casual market wasn't enough.
Then they wanted the television market, but shouting TV, TV, SPORTS, didn't get them anywhere.
Now they want the women market, because they love spending money that they didn't earn, but have absolutely nothing to sell them.

Nobody is going to buy a gameless console just because you donated one mirrion dorrars to feminist groups.

How is MS even still alive?

Good luck slanty eyed allies.

They have enough money to take a long time to fall.

honestly she looks like a nip pornstar

White dress girl on the left, purple dress girl in the bottom right along with glasses girl right beneath her

I'm pretty sure some of those are transsexuals.
Some are clearly just time displaced Hibakusha.
I didn't even notice Sadako until another user pointed her out.
Some are just camera shy as fuck.
As if the emperor himself will make them commit sadoku for supporting a filthy hamburger console.
My top pick is the one in the hat right behind Jane Lane from Daria.

user, have you seem the Xbox 360 library? Seriously, it's THE console for shmups. And it even have some nice exclusives too.
In fact, even the Xbox had some sweet Jap only games.
If I were the guy in Japan to take care of Xbox, I would make damn sure that more of these stuff would get released on the console.

OK, now this is just Sakurai.

MUST BE THOSE BLOODY MARXISTS

Aren't women 60% of gamers already? Shouldn't they be trying to get more men to play games?

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>>>Holla Forums

What if he was black?

what if he had a black friend? what if his brother was black?

I miss when people like you would be ridiculed for talking like a self loathing faggot.

they want women to be 100% of gamers because women are gullible fucking retards that will buy anything shiny.

why do you think women are the majority owners of garbage mac phones and notebooks?

So are black people allowed to say nigger but not type it?

But everyone in Japan can become a girl with a quick clothes change that differentiating a targeted girl gamer is pointless. A better effort is to make Japan into a trap nation.

Concerning my chats with japanese housewives on Animal crossing.

They want mecha games.

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Also monster hunter, she asks me to play it with her all the time.

Exactly, because Anonymous is white.

Honestly whenever I see one of these threads complaining about dumb shit like this, I can't find a single reason to give a shit. Capitalist free market and all that other shit running it's course. Boo fuckin hoo.

Yeah.

But why would women be interested in it?
hence

Can the Dutch say neger?

Mysterious mustache girl on the top left is cute. I'd stalk her and masturbate to the memory of it.

Because they will be buried in money? If the 360 could live in japan off Idolmaster and the shmup niche by virtue of being THE shmup machine, i guess that the One can be the fujoshit machine. And they drive a lot of money, how the hell do you think that Osomatsu-san has been airing for so long?.

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Top kek. This girl has done jav before. Willing to bet the rest are hired hunnies as well.

Ara ara

That body was built for sex.

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Dont be a normalfag user.

What's the wage gap between Jews and non-Jews?

It only lived because MS kept sinking money into it like Burch threw his pride.

No actually, developing for it was easier and cheaper for small shmup devs.

Desperation, utter desperation for a dying brand.

This is what being a fujoshit does to you.

They must not get any sleep, do they?

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They probably lurk here too what with them already revealing the Slim Bone and the Scorpio.


They're already doing that it seems, given that everything is now being ported to Windows 10 on their GFWL 2.0 service. All with the same DRM requirements.

I think the announcement of XBox 32X + Terraflops was an admission of that.

Isn't that MAO on the left?

Of course they dont.

Why the fuck would you say that without providing links?

I don't think so

arr rook same

I imagine they lurk 2ch all day. At least they look slightly better than male otaku

How bout some bara games from Japan?

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If she's done jav, someone post the link.

Also, been scrolling through her twitter, she seems to be openly employed/sponsored by M$. It looks like she helped recruit girls for the event.

her life looks kind of cool and I have to admit I'm a little jealous

They should just give up in that market, they had two generations of consoles have very little popularity, with the xbone looking like it'll follow in the footsteps of the xbox and the 360.

There are five somewhat acceptable ones here. None that I would actively pursue.

Real Japanese women don't look anything like my Chinese cartoons. No wonder the birth rates are so low over there.


The Japanese don't find muscles attractive, and neither do I because I'm not a fag like you.

Yup, there it is, she was part of the advertising.

This is why we'll never get another Conanesque Belmont. I mean, aside from the other reason.

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The funny thing is, it didn't dawn on me that it was a bara game until I noticed a fifth of my party where big naked dudes.

Pretty much. And when you do get characters like that, the implication for the Nips is that they're gay. But not in the way fujos want their yaoi.


Hotaru Yamamura

I knew she was too cute to be at a westaboo video game event

Oh boy how long before you fags start spamming her twitter?

It was excellent. Fight me nigger.

Yes it was, but you know that the cancerous female fanbase was what kept it alive.

Japanese girls are disgusting.
I bet they all walk bow-legged like tommy pickles too. I've never had one of my views shattered more than "japanese girls are cute". Actually going to Japan was like an endless parade of hideous deformed faces and bodies.

I'll never get over the leg thing. It's really disgusting.

Well only the most beautiful women are presented in their media. Koreans are worse though, they're so ugly they've made a booming industry hiding it behind plastic surgery.

What are you talking about?
They prefer their muscle men gay

good the xbox and the xbox 360 got great exclusives because of it

see DOA and dead rising and phantasy star universe kinda

Some Japanese chicks do want to be spoopy skellingtons.

Other than that you are on crack.

Where did you went to? Kansai region has some really cute chicks.

Its a travesty really.


She really does look like her in that picture
shame its not

Nips do
Chinese do.

I think it just doesn't fly in Korea and the Phillipines, but that's like, asia's mexico minus the good culture and good food.
There's tonnes of buff Chesnaught and Blaziken chicks.

I would eat her toejam, no doubt about it.

Pick one spic

What about her Earl?

This nigga…

It's really funny, if MS didn't shit all over Windows Phone by killing it off over and over, then they might have more mobile gaming under their belt.

Now it's just Apple and Google raking in all the cash from the VNs and other mobile games. And it's sad because WP is honestly better than both iOS and Android too.

Let me guess, you've ate at taco bell once and presume yourself an expert

I would probably most of them except for chubo in the back and the one the the front row in grren

Pretty much, and that was why it was "better" then PS3 in the early days, since it had a more variation in tiles as a result.

Then they dropped that angle and PS3 caught up in variation, making the later the better choice, though the best always has been to get a good PC.

Aren't there plenty of girls playing games in Japan, anyway?

At this point I have such a negative opinion of companies like ea and microsoft that I somehow don't think any worse of them when they do feminist shit like this

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Mai waifu

It's not good that MS trying to corrupt the japaneses, but it still better than I expected.

look up Uehara Ai

That's not her, r-right?

Well the funny thing is that I can't think of any Xbox One games except the 3 Forza ones

do you really want to know?

Absolutely

Mexico actually has an OK food and culture.
But that's all left in Mexico.

>and thats where all of japan's fat fucks are herded to

Same here.

The real question is: What female nips play in general? That is the first question.

Oh yeah forgot about Scalebound.

They're going to have to sell consoles first before they can get anyone to play them, female or not.

All I am is a Meatspin tier website with two girls having the shocker done to them at the same time.

its not v

I remember reading an article on eurogamer and they said that almost nobody from Europe or Asia was at the Xbox One launch event. All the speakers were from the US.

The xbox brand is literally being kept alive by the sales in North America and I don't think MS even cares anymore.

Meanwhile Sony is pursuing developing markets in Asia and the middle East.

Well the fact that they're giving up xbox as the sole platform for microsoft games is a pretty big indication they don't give a fuck about xbox anymore.

I've been to parties
Last one I went to they invited some bitch who rear ended my car, that was the highlight after looking at bitches pictures of their pets for 2 hours and them forcing us to watch boring youtubers
Parties in videogames are better and safer

I will never have a qt japanese waifu like her.
Even though she's 3dpd I want her

If you're a white man you definitely have a shot. But interracial is wrong since people want the white man to go extinct.

I have no shot, I don't live in Japan, and there's no way you can find one like her somewhere else.
And I don't give a fuck about dee jen russ ee no matter how hard it triggers some people.

Just go after a Jomon Jap girl, they're pretty much Aryan.

One of the few things they have going for them honestly.

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Is common for nips not to have eye lids?

You forget about Skeletons.

Those are some huehue lookin skeletons

Ah, thank you for reminding me with those trips, good sir.

Of course. You can't trust skeletons. They're dishonest scum.

Hideo Kojima you get out of that yukata get back to making games!

Also

I'm no white knight but i'd wager not many of "us Holla Forumstards" look that great either and if some of us do it's not gonna take much over 30 for them to slowly turn into shit due to diet of Mountain Dew and doritoes.

shitty parties with shitty booze and shitty music aside, it's fun to get on with your bros and play boardgames while having some food. Try to get sum /tg/ friends, once you get past the grognards, there are some decent folks there.

She's The One.

isn't she the main singer from Baby metal?

Some do, user. Some.

what is this weebshit.

You allready answered it yourself

I bet you only listen to pink floyd and think that all modern music is thrash. That weebshit is some of the best contemporary music out there.

It's so unsettling when kawaii little girl voices start singing on top of heavy metal.

i don't know

they arr rook same

it's pretty good when you get into it fam.

I wish

that would be pretty rad for awhile

It's shit.
Pink Floyd is the most normalfag-tier of all prog rock bands anyways. Pekka Pohjola, Gentle Giant, and Caravan are the best imo.

it's so your cum can wash off their face more easier.

Stop listening to normalfag music.

that would be awesome.

kek

also i don't believe that all music is trash carpenter brut has some good tracks.

Nice bait, good nibbles you got off it.

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Spoiler. That. Trash.

Wasted post

Fourth pic is cute tho.

How about you think carefully about what you just wrote

Despite the "Wage Gap", don't women still spend 80% of the money earned?
I remember reading that somewhere.

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Microsoft used to try to japander by making games like this.

Maybe you can help me -

I've been looking for a JAV vid where the model is in light bdsm with pink cuffs on a stairmaster in a gym, while a guy uses a vibrator egg with a remote control on her.

I'm just trying to figure out which model that is.

Gay

MS isn't smart enough to realize the three things Japanese gamers really flock to -

Cute grils, guns, and monotonous grind

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And white cock.

Most of them dont even have sex.

I'm talking about the girls.

Yes, you are.

See this post,

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Only a retarded faggot would like garbage like that, what the fuck is even that shit!?
A whole new level of retardation.
smh

I'm surprised people haven't mentioned this girl yet. I'm curious whether her, Sadako, and the girl next to Sadako would look cute if they didn't cover themselves so much.


Nice catch. Although, I really can't tell much about her aside from the eyes.


One of the girls you encircled looks like an absolute mongoloid, tbh.

So was i.

boy what i tell you bout them 3d wimmin

nigger

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I'd only accept girl gamers if they looked like this and weren't gamer girls.

good choice

That be a qt

she hasn't done jav you fucking retard it's just all chinks look the same