Waking up with a stomach ache is awful

by using your words?

where?

ehh well.. female-ish

not that much!
just a tiiiny little bit of spray!

here

spraying friees with water sounds weird
lol

i just sprinkle~

what? i'm not very attractive and unable to play at pro level

WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

yeaa i dont normally do it..

and my spices are not in powder form

Ahh... Goggles scares me...

...

oh
'spices' here in north america are usually a dry powder form inside a shaker.

the dank can not be stopped

i dunno ;~;
he posted this thread a second ago?

It's already really late. you should go to bed at 10 PM like a good boy.

How

Ika?

Luke did? what? where?
I don't see it

at 10pm i was watching Lone Survivor with my dad though

neru halp me figure something out

werent we talking about grim? ._.

waaaa

see:

jeeeze now stuff wont stop getting posted 8xhon pls

You said it was Luke's server??

You should have your daddy kiss you good night and put you to bed after you finish watching your TV show.

Just talk to her in private and really "listen"

Hello

still though!

cute boys are cute and ..for me, easier to approach..

aaaaaaaaaa
alright i admit i dont make sense since my view is "it's not 100% gay if the other person is showing feminine side and that's the reason the person likes them"

yup, and here, spices in the market are sold in their original form.

using W on them vs. using W yourself

which helps?

wouldn't using W on the fiora at the start, silence her so she couldn't dash and chase?

yes i told you that me an grim playing on luke's minecraft server.

very different!
:O
spice must be very luxurious down there...

We waited to make sure my mom got home safe from work since she had to work late. watched two and a half men, they were making dick/sex jokes and it was great.

Up early or late?

rip shipping you two together

Okay. So why would I need to ask Grim if he doesn't own the server? If all I have to do is "ask" then why have it be you?

naww they're cheap

stopthat

aaaa that is kindof tricky I have no idea myself I just pick the one that feels like the best idea and sometimes itis a terrible idea and sometimes it works

Ithink I was trying to get to the turret and w on fiora would disable her for a bit but then getting to turret would take longer so maybe she would do too much damage first

Ithink if you are really close to turret then w on the opponent might be better if they are engaging

i didn't think this was about luke
._.

I have tho

Thatd be nice

wait now youre making me think things
aahhh

Why would it be about Grim though?

Maybe grim has a dormant feminine side. Like a mother. He'll take good care of you and read you stories.

Do you like watching dick/sex jokes with your dad? I never cared much for two and a half men, it feels too laugh track-y.

Is this a quality OP? : ^ )

Did you link me that song because of the title? :3

It's okay I guess; I'm not very into that kind of music.

youtube.com/watch?v=qRi6qr3c_6s

but doesn't W slow and silence them?
making escape easier?

they would'nt have been able to cast ult on you so they wouldnt have gotten that speed boost on themself, and since silnced they could dash either?

i dunno... just my thoughts~
:)

aaa just for like a second or so though

thinking what kind of things?

c-can we not talk about it when he's lurking.. i'm afraid i might say the wrong thing

battery is at 8%, good bye

>_<
if only they were cheap here too!

*pets*
yey~ ♥

i dunno... luke just never came to mind.

We really never watch things together and idk it was kinda just nice to chill with him for a bit. He changed the channel and we both actually like the show, the sex jokes were okay but the whole "do I break out laughing" and his thought was "should I change the channel?" made it all the better.
The ending to Lone Survivor had us both feeling uneasy, we always get that way from military movies like that

No, I legitimately like that group and have been listening to them for over a year.

ahhhh nothing

bye

Even though we had just talked about him hosting the server and me needing an "invite"?

What if you say the right thing?

bai!

when i play support lulu
i max glitter lance last

i thought this was about you being shy to invite grim to leeg games or something.

i didn't think it was about luke's server.

Grim actually has a "Daddy" thing.

Maybe you'll like this since you like that. : ^ )

youtube.com/watch?v=tKS4duPqNyo

(The music from that game is pretty good imo.)

Grim has a child thing.

DILDOS

nono you started saying i needed to ask him to get into the server to play with you all. grim and i are chill

lol

unironically liked shadow and had one of those games he was in on the ps2
played it for like a week before i returned it for medal of honor

As in, he wants to be called daddy during sexual intercourse or as in he wants to be a father?

He changed the channel? It makes it 10 times more awkward if he acts on it.

maybe he wants a daddy

pls

being an adult is hard

i didn't know that.
to me i thought you were talking about how you and 'grim' don't talk much. lol

Well, I mean he likes the idea of being "Daddy" to a "little girl." : ^ )

I liked him too.

The dd/lg thing in general.

I think he has a father.

Up early and I'm ready to go home tmrw, I can't wait to take my first hot bath in two weeks!

What happened?

I have a "daddy-complex" or whatever you want to call it

I thoroughly enjoy coddling the ones I love deeply, and have a newfound discovery for having an affinity for children through my job, I'm a natural, apparently.

I want to be, someday soon

Hell no lol, I assume that's what he was thinking though

weird. idk how or why

tbh i do think the games i played when i was really young did have an effect on me but it was a good one

daddy :‏^)

home? two weeks?! omg where have you been?! stinky

Are we talking sexual or not? I'm still not entirely certain.

see grim... i'm old school in thinking it was level 52 was where you find them:
youtu.be/pSs9LcFSlWk?t=2m50s

I know, it was a joke lol. I have the same thing tbh. wait this is known

I am into older girls still though

although I did date someone 3y younger than in the last year

Call da burn patrol!

Just ask old people how to do it?

Is it a issues thing to be a daddy or want a daddy?

I'll assume we're not talking sexual then, or this would get really weird really quickly when you're talking about having an affinity for children.

i guess we were backwards?

maybe luke will let you play no issues! ^_^

LOL ERIO

i think it's funny that people say i'm a pedo but i've only been with people older than me

the whaaa?

the whole not talking thing was about Luke.

I didn't know you had the same thing

IM JUST CLEARING THE AIR OK

63-52=11

If only it was so simple

What, do you think I'm some sort of sicko or something? gtfo

people don't realize how much a babby you are

I met old people once. they wanted me to sit next to them on a balcony and watch the outside. It was boring.

lol i thought it was about grim.
*hug*

52 blocks deep.

Well I mean given the place these threads come from, it wouldn't surprise me if there were pedos.

weird how i used to hate spiders so much i would legit think about shooting them but now i just pick them up or smash them if they're not bros

lol

truly suffering

yus i know. idk where or how i'm supposed to talk to him though lol

Characters like that kind of connect to basic archetypes, I think. I was always kind of drawn to the "dark" and its permutations and I would have been with or without those games. It's what attracted to me to things like Shadow in the first place.

You probably have a natural inclination to violence because you're an injun. : ^ )

Mainly not, I think, but probably both.

I don't see why it should be viewed as such; it can be expressed in healthy ways.

What even?

You have to pay bills
build credit
make your own appts
cook for yourself
nobody is going to tell you to get out of bed

it is awful

those old people have probably lived out their lives and enjoy peace and mulling over the past
you can get lots of insight from old people

always respect your elders

How about Desu x Grim.

The reason luka is saying you have to go through me is cause the owner of the server doesn't really know you, so you have to have my blessing to get in, p much

Die... I don't stink, I've just been taking icy cold showers

How do people live like this? And I'm in NC

-snaps your waistband-

discord?

A Lot of the elders I've seen just have a lot of outdated views and beliefs.

stuff

Probably not since Grim doesn't like people who do lewd things with a lot of people (except for me) and is also afraid of doing the gay.

-slaps your ass and squeezes it-

an unfortunate truth. Nevertheless, life insights usually remain the same, even with differing views and beliefs on the world

Bebop

Nobody told me to get out of bed since like elementary school. I feel cheated.

-leans close- what stuff?

you're probably a good kid

bebop isn't here, leave a message

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

ow... what would you do if someone did that to your gf irl?

You like being a little boy?

Idk, beat them up? Why ask questions that have obvious answers?

This is the police department, we have traced a murder case linked to your number

who wants to watch me play nutcracko on twitch?

/saiyanlift

let's do this
busting nuts all over the enemy team
inb4 feed

Do you call him daddy?

I'm curious about it though... you would actually beat someone up? What if you get hurt?

Silly manaka, police don't leave voicemail

this nigga

Hahahaha

Pokemanz sure is fun

i group up playing unreal tournament with my dad, his best friend, and my best friend at this time(who was his son)
i had another friend who would play zelda all day when he got home and i thought he was a weak little bitch for not playing a "real mans game"
this is when i was 6
was also learning to be a fire dancer and would go scuba diving and see sharks all the time though so i pretty much felt like a god, nothing could touch me

tbh the whole native thing never become a thing in my life until we moved away. mainly because i always got hate for being white in hawaii so i ended up thinking about that a lot

the dd/lg shit

...
oooh ;-; well you'll get a nice warm one soon!

no a clue, if that's what it's really like there then i don't wanna move just to work there..

as i said before, that's really the only place we've talked before but that has been 5 times this whole year. i never see him on.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

fucken nerd

i hate when they dc and you don't get the win

fucking faggots

CONGNITIVE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT — A new study conducted by the UD Cognitive Science department has concluded the lo-fi indie rock band Neutral Milk Hotel is a proven treatment for teenage depression. The band was tested alongside other musical treatments, such as Elliot Smith and Joy Division.

“The results were quite stunning,” said Cognitive Science professor Kimberly Gillespie. “Just four minutes of exposure to ‘The King of Carrot Flowers’ were able to really turn around our Newark High School test subjects. Before, they’re thinking no one understands them, and after, they’re singing along to the words ‘I love you, Jesus Christ!’ in a basement lab.”

Oh that's right, you're not a fan of Fairy-type pokemon are you Grim?

I can taste their saltiness when they madquit lol

I skipped class with my friends lots and lots in 8th grade and they never found out.

When I was younger, I always wanted to grow up so that people would take me seriously. I don't know if people take me very seriously now either.

Concentration camp?

...

It's nice here... I'm just saying in a really old house... Yan and Ariel don't like being here at all :/

I skipped spanish in 9th grade to go see my first girlfriend
but she spoke spanish so it balanced out

ahue~
Unkillable Clefairy :3c

msg him?

Lmao you're so mean

But.. How else will I can get a hold of him if he never picks up the phone

heck no, i'm not no jew!
i have gone to 3 and it was hell each time but at the time i was loving it/it was FUN

o-oh.. what's it like? idk much about that place..

okay, now we move on to the point of where i don't want to feel like an asshole for "using" him

[poison jab]

find and arrest him

I promised i will treasure it.. This makes me sad :(

No silly; I'm not into doing that.

I'm not really even afraid of pain as much as most people are. I like to actively experiment with it and endure things.

I dunno; it's probably a combination of things at least a bit. Genetics and upbringing. Can't really say for sure, though.

That's cute. :3

I skipped both spanish and french. I don't remember how to speak either anyway so it probably didn't matter.

What kinda camp?

We just want to ask question first!

youre not using luke
your just asking if youre allowed to play on his server?

Lmao

someone told me je taime and I went to my french speaking spanish teacher and was like
wuzzat

and she just patted my head and told me I was special to someone

being a kid is dumb

rip waterbottle

Most likely because i mix it with laptop adapter in my backpack..

...

oman
I wonder if I should retake this one

GG
I always carry waterbottle on outside pocket

this is the first time i've seen it. what happened?

true. i notice the things i have in my family too. it's not really anything bad though, just wanting to surviveholy shit it is the native blood

uhm idk one was just for fun i guess. the one that was actually hell was in texas, kinda like what i would except boot camp to be like for kids. learned a lot of valuable stuff and got yelled at all the timei did it right back and was praised for doing so

lol i'm just dodging it because i don't really care to
i'm sure he wouldn't mind

lol nice pic where do i take that one

lol I love it
btw shut up cunt

208.5 base defense boosted by six uses of Cosmic Power.
That tickles. Oh, poison? /rest

how have your sins changed these past few months?

i forgot where
google "deadly sin quizz"
?

Aaaa it doesnt fit ;_;
I would handcarry it if i didnt need to ride motorcycle..

I mix it in same pocket as my laptop adaptor, the metal must have been scratched it.. Im sorry..

What even is this Quentin meme? Was he an actual terrible tripfag? I've seen a lot of those comics.

These are so accurate.

Blood-chan's family seems to have some things in common with her too.

found it
i feel like it's off

oh rip. it's fiiine, it's still functional at least

yeah. i bet i'd like her parents too
and brothers/sisters

quentin is a Holla Forums tripfag. I think he has autism.
youtu.be/zq32t0Q4VsI

i dunno
some ancient 4chan quintin meme guy wayy back then?
there were piles of his infogrphics like the one i posted.

all of them about some logical thingy

I've seen some of his stuff, mostly the anti-marijuanna ones.
Probably aspergers syndrome by my guess.

try it

post pic

He also used to do this thing where he was shaming people for playing handhelds in public.

I did. I swear these things are off when I'm tired tho
remind me to when i wake up later pls

wake up

Idk, they kind of seem like dumbasses sometimes.

Looks like trolling. Lol he's actually still around? I feel like those comics have been around for a long time.

Actually an example of what I meant when I compared that one video you linked me a few days ago to meme comics where the artist's position is represented as calm and rational while the opposing position is represented by a guy who freaks out and gets all mad. :3

That's only annoying if they're talking a lot and they have their volume turned all the way up.

pls

we all have our moments hers are mostly annoying but sometimes kawaii
can't blame her tho

h-hello ?

yes he's trolling.

Yeah I can see why it'd be weird to play them in public. I haven't owned a handheld since GBA either way.

Anyone have a good suggestion for a tablet?

my videos
thought provoking~
:D

meme dream technique were you've been in coma decade
wake up real world
:3

>Pokes your tummy

that's nasty

probably not

my suggestion is not to get one

but if you mean drawing tablet, get a wacom bamboo

jet.com/product/detail/f08dc4e10e3a4d509f349d8d6b453b35?jcmp=pla:ggl:all_products_catch_all:hn_catch_all:na:na:na:na:na:2&code=PLA15&ds_c=All Products Catch All&ds_cid&ds_ag=HN_Catch All&product_id=f08dc4e10e3a4d509f349d8d6b453b35&product_partition_id=160697570700&gclid=CjwKEAjw9Zu5BRCS_OuVibujhQ0SJAD7t4Krdee20ntElvuaUxuhpStP37NlLxEfRM0UxzZoxNji6hoCFhvw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

I used to have that
It was awesome

hi qt i herd you are a gril irl with huge mmr :O

I always turn the volume off when people are around and I'm playing my 3DS.

What kind of stuff do you need/want it for?

ahue~
They were so salty...

I want something lightweight for web browsing away from the computer/laptop.

sometimes i wonder what it would be like to be in a coma.
i only know one person who ever has been in one and that was my friend last year. he was in one for 7months and they kept saying he might die. it sucked seeing him like that, knowing there was nothing i could do to help him.

i still have mine right beside me :)

yes!
:D *hugs*

what do you hope to learn

goodmornan

gutentag

I don't think I'd consider her very smart in general. :3

I think the meds are a big part of why she's the way she is, though.

I guess he can still get internet diagnosed with autism for doing it so much.

ur silly

ay gurl

Lenovo Tab 2 A10

STOP FINDING MY SHIT Holla Forums IM JUST TRYING TO HAVE FUN OKAY???

:3
i try to archive most things like that. surprised i found it that fast though.

I'm off, cyu

get a good phone, I use xperia z5 for that

coma is minimal brain activity so probable feels like you're asleep for a long time

hoi

?

ky

Views is honestly a damn good album.

she has never really told me about her meds n stuff. she might not be the brightest but i like her so idc about that.

well yeah. i never get that type of feeling anyway though so it might mean something to me lol idk

???? :‏^)
bye

I-I'm not german

haiii, hows you doing?

boi

I have a phone and it fits in my pocket.

And?

:(

dont exploit

bye?

Hai i am a girl. i play dota (3k MMR) add me if u would like to play or talk nyan~ ^-^ i tend to get salty if i rage tho..
dotabuff.com/players/77941280

W-well they say gutentag only in german..

Erio where are those good Christian girls when I need them?

i think i answered it completely honestly?? idk i'm on one right now

...

Mornin

wait no actually i mssed up one aa couple of them still. oh well maybe when i wake up and take a shower/shave i'll be good to go

i like dota too

scarey results ;~;

you're german??!!

ohayouu
did you have fun?

Maybe a lot of your e-crush choices are a manifestation of your masochism.

Good, just studying for a final between shitposting. Looking forward to the Indiana primary tomorrow; Trump is projected to win and if he does it's pretty much all over for Lyin' Ted. : ^ )

You?

What have you done to look for a source of income this past month?

Lexi and Smiles don't post much. How "good" they are might be a matter of debate, anyway. : ^ )

I played with you before, you're shit and only play yuri ~ Girl heroes

Time to die.

...

V I E W S

nah it's all good. if you want me do more then send them my way.
a warrior should be proud. work hard and earn itor cheat your way up. this is life and you only got one, why not lvie it to the fullest and get everything you want?

kek

yeah i know lol. "good" was the joke too tbh

0 deaths.

ooh exciting, hope you'll pass.
and the primary hehe
I'm feeling super active today! soo I might go and write some stuff or go to the city and see what's going on!

what is dead may never die

?

the last 8 songs on Views are fucking bangers dude holy shit

I wanna lick frosting off her tummy

nope
u havent

it didn't work

i'm kinda distracted by the incredibles movie
so i don't know any more.

FUCK BRB GOT

my friend was sayin he liked 9 and too good(because he's supposedly too good for his ex LOL)

like nah nigga real talk here okay

U With Me? Is p good 8/10
Hype, ITS HYPE
With You, tbh it gets to me a little but yo it's legit
kinda like it but it got me laughin
One Dance >>>
Pop Style >>>
V I E W S >>>>>>>
Hotline Bling >playing with feetit's actually really good and why everyone fucking LOVED it when it was released as a single a year or so ago

goodnight lol

...

ohokay finish ur movie then
i'm sleep

thnx. reminded me to unsub

except we have :O
dotabuff.com/matches/1504618523

I never said that.

I'm trying to improve

kek, have fun it's a good one

It's okai don't be ashamed, the Germans were once a great people

God umaru is so small, imagine what my average 6 inch dick would feel like inside of her. She'd probably break

bai bai

...wait

are you just salty i scored more kills than your 2/6 morphling?
._.

A friend has popped by, cant watch, will have to later :S

what kind of stuff do you write?

how is this possible

Yuss

condensation

imagine your dick in that throat

i know what condensation is

but how does it get outside of the sealed bottle

No

The bottle is cold

so it makes the air around it cold

the air around it has water in it

The water in the air gets cold and becomes liquid

which sticks to the bottle

don't sexualize karen you degenerate

So how come all the "water in the air" doesn't turn to liquid water when the temperature hits freezing?

Checkmate, jews

aw okay, make sure to get it though.
It's an improv of the last one.

Things that cross my mind, I'm trying to get a proper article on culture and the national state.

noice ^ ^

no headachy?

im australian, ya butt.

it does

it's called frost

so the jewws control the weather too now ?

wut oh right the australians also speak german.
uhm eh vienna is pretty cool

Would you bang your mom if she was hot enough?

you're nutz

Nope!
I didnt drink that much

That's a very mean thing to say!
:c

owhh okai, got too sleepy?

bite me, nerd.

..*opens mouth*

I take it back!

I wouldn't know since i don't know how to drive

What if he slapped my ass and he was bigger than you

and black?

v.v
nice get

Which one of you got me sick on my first day of finals

Wide awake, waifu

Not me

Loco

God dammit

I'm sitting next to two half naked lolis

I will never support loli threads again

oh..
*sticks out tongue*

sorry

hehe nice, whatchu gonna do today?

Stop kissing people

Not very nice

I will rip that tongue out of your fricken mouth.

Another day off so
Nothing :3

I DIDN'T

Leaving this place for a week.

Try not to miss me too much.

-looks for watermelon seeds-

Promise? Don't lie to me, I'm an angel

Bye Felisha

No I'm kidding please don't leave me....

I'm not a liar

I'm contagious okay

*drools*

sounds sound, make it a stay in bed day!

see you latess

There's nothing there!

[sweating intensifies]

Ill do my best

That's not answering my question

There better not be

Why are you threading
You're endangering us all

Indirectly it is

...

Good. Good.

I hate liars more than anything else in the world

-stare-

Same fam

hmm?

and ehe eh watch a nice movie

*watermelon seed falls out of pocket*

I like you guys..

If you liked us you would keep us safe

couldnt sleep

Yes?

Does a stream or youtube count?

fricken freak.

Then I'm very sorry about your cold -hugs you tight- will you be able to take your test?

-catches the unborn and plants it in the shade-

Toxic

Why are you stating at me? -turns away- >.>

Yes but I will be mildly grumpy while doing so because I have a sore throat and chills

Youre the one who brough em out, not my fault.
Ill do as I please.

maybe I sadistically like you guys..

ehh yeaaah that can too, what are you watching?

I'll drool on you!!

eeew

I can't continue... bye...

-kiss-

-kiss-

-kiss-

eeaaaghhh now I got cooties!!!

That's gross as heck.

...

Well now you're sick bye

Kiss THIS

Just looking for something still!
Im not sure maybe youtube.com/watch?v=swNX-GQt67M

Well I'll do it if you bully me!!

hehe speedruns, mario 64 speedruns look like a ballet almost its so fast

What's the matter, nerd? can't handle the heat? You must be a coward.

Yus, love it
I remember this one being pretty hype halfway in

*pushes you down and drools on your face*
that's what you get!!

Do they do cool tricks then?

Ofcourse!

OMG I WATCHED IT

dsaffasdf!!!! reporteeed!!!!

NIIIIIIIN, TOKAII IS DROOLING ON MEEE

Its what you get for egging him on!
"Cant handle the heat?" :3

I loved the spinning trick, like the jump that kinda flies and then goes back.

*wipes mouth* go ahead, they can't undrool you

miracles really do happen!

...

I like u

The lord of light.

He couldn't! You saw it.. I was only trying to make him stronger.

You're a monster!

Mission accomplished!

...

*blush*

he is the true god, fuck the seven

A cute monster~

You're not helping...

monsters aren't cute

...

...

Arooooo

demon babies > regular babies

...

lewd~

I'm a special occasion

I like you 2
a lottle

where did that demon go anyway? I can't remember

Naww

A tiny lot?

pls like me too then! >w

Killed Faggot-Baratheon.

no noo like a little but then super lot
so a lot but extra

I just hope faggy tyrell gets free..

Dont I already?

And me, right?

I don't think you said that correctly.

Ohh, much better then!

Correct

it comforts me when you let me know it tho...

cute pic *pets*

huhh what?

*huggu* ofc

You're not a special occasion. You're a special exception.

awww how sweet of you to say that ^ ^

I'm gonna ace this test and then blast the teacher on the course evaluation.

pew pew

Ohh

*hug*

i didn't mean to say it like that...

he is pretty coot as fuqq boi

Oh. Well. Guess we all know how this story ends.

...

own em all!

mhh, I'm already sleepy..

shhh it's all okai little one

indded, and those margarey tiddies

She'd get bent over and rammed hard fo sure.

You didn't actually answer my question earlier, by the way. Saying "it didn't work" doesn't tell me what you did to try to get a job or source of income this past month. :3

LOW ENERGY, JEB

(I was pretty lazy until recently so I guess I shouldn't complain too much. :3)

Nun teachers really are terrible; they've chosen a lifestyle that denies basic human needs and try to compensate for it in their jobs in various ways.

I hope she don't shame walk

eww it's a catholic school?
those are the worst.

its like pottery

Not when the Theocracy comes tumbling down. The high sparrow will be strung up.
Fucktard cousin Lannister will be burned.

Technically; religion doesn't generally affect it other than in the form of annoying "humanitarianism" and she's the only nun I've had.

I was bi before that, though. My schools before college were normal.

You actually hit on more guys than I do and seem less picky with them. :3

I'll report you to someone else.

Fuck the Government and fuck Medical

yeah well ur feminine lololololol

New

Riots in the capitol!

yeah I know that stuff, my high school was catholic and my primary was protestant.
primary was really religious though.

w-who??

maybe something will crop up eventaully