>5 days until SGDQ

Will you watch the world burn again?

Schedule: archive.is/n9opO

Apparently they allowed the Caveman in on day 1. The rest is a whole lot of FUCKING NOTHING.

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When's ESA?

It'll be shit because I won't be there, to be honest.
You all might as well not even watch.

No one will miss you, Narcissa

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25th

I couldn't finish watching NASA

I might be done with this shit

I don't really watch live. If it's late and I'm bored I might tune in, but usually I wait until they upload the runs to jewtube and watch the ones that sound interesting there.

Fuck yes

NASA was fucking great. Too many technical problems but otherwise it was pretty much the best speedrunning event in a long time, especially since they didn't bother with shoving in a charity and just played games and had fun.

All that shitting on GDQ and excessive amounts of swearing made NASA a 9.5/10

did they cancel the Arena - Daggerfall - Battlespire speedrunner again this time

For which purpose

At least they aren't JRPGs. Everyone who tries to do a non-glitch run of Fire Emblem or Final Fantasy or anything like that should be shot.

Heads up, the Parallel Universes guy and his friends found a way to transport objects to and fro levels using PUs.

They use this to transport a scuttlebug to save A presses in Big Boo's Haunted Mansion.

And they're still horsefuckers, apparently.

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how much regret are you filled with?

Well since it was anonymous, none.
Feels good to make a wave. Even in a pool of shit.

Can't wait.

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THE MEMES

can't wait for the comfy shitposting threads tbh fam

I wonder if PUNISHED MEME will come on again.

I had similar experience with some of the shit I made.

Like this webm, which is just an excerpt from an animated film. I found it linked on another website by someone. It was apparently a winner of some short film festival, though the on the website it didnt get much attention and the post was burried quickly.
I thought it was funny so about a year ago I made the webm and only ever posted it on Holla Forums.

Fast forward a few months Im looking at facebook (I know, I need to keep in touch with schoolmates somehow) and I see the exact same webm, shared by my sister, posted on some dumbass meme site with several milion views.

It really felt like some butterfly effect shit.

The only mistake you made was thinking you had to keep up with schoolmates or anybody else somehow. If your relationship with them was worth keeping up with, you would be able to do it in a better way than through facebook.

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Can't say that has ever been a problem with good friends. Are you sure you were liked enough? How much did you interact with them outside of facebook? And if it was only on facebook, do you really consider yourself friends rather than acquaintances?

this guy is right

they aren't your friends if they would not talk to you if you didn't have a compulsory public information profile

kill them and dump their bodies in the local county forest

It's strange since my friends and I grew up when myspace was still strange. In highschool we laughed about how people would only talk through that shit assuming cell phones were not going to turn into what they are now. Now in CURRENT YEAR after I moved away they would never really use the phone unless it was for facebook bullshit and we eventually went our different ways because I would rather talk to them over the phone rather than share everything with them via facebook.

>tfw I was the only brown one in the group

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I guess we'll have to wait and see how much further Kike Jewyama can push GDQ in the wrong direction.

Cyberdemon531 should be classified as a weapon of massive anal annihilation

they only pretend to like you as a trinket to accessorize their drab lives. the moment you don't agree with them or get in the way of their narcissistic bullshit you become as good as junk to them.

It was completely worth keeping the chat open just to see the butthurt.
He's an okay runner at best, but when given an audience, it's just mesmerizing what kind of reactions he gets.

What'd I miss?

Does anyone have a playlist of all the NASA runs? I missed a ton.

Naegleria said he really wants to do another one at the very end of NASA.

Cyberdemon's extremely aloof, and it's obvious he's fucking around.
Constantly overpromising and underdelivering, saying he's going to do one thing and immediately doing the opposite, constant falsehoods, at times a complete disconnect between words and actions, with some shittalking thrown into the mix. All of this with an attitude that is completely transparent to any sane person, and yet taken as completely credible, sincere and at face value by your usual professional offendees.

Can't find any VODs and last news about them were 2 weeks ago.

The past broadcast on the channel aren't complete at all.


youtube.com/user/Cyberdemon531/videos
This guy with a 2k audience composed of mainly average plebbitard

Almost every person can be swapped out for somebody else. Same is true for your current or past friends. You probably haven't even talked to people who used to be "friends forever" in the past 3 years. I am not saying that you have to be a sociopath, but if your old friends are gone, get some new ones. Its really all about proximity in both relationships as friendships. If you don't see each other anymore, even the strongest relationships break. And its not hard to get new friends (if you ever leave your room).

cant wait

tehehe

I've seen old reaction images I cropped from a gay Russian or gy porn posted on normalfagbook forums while looking for other stuff. Video's long gone and I lost my pictures. I also started the kike on wheels shit in payday 2

I'm betting on this being even worse than E3 was.

Fuck me, spoiler that shit.

hey!

Who fucking cares?

If you could strap five fucking mongoloid retards to a couch, hand them a controller and tell them to attempt to complete a video game as fast as possible while NOT shitting themselves and being screamed at via headset about things they say, you wouldn't do it? Because that's pretty much what SGDQ is. Slow motion train wreck biannually.

At least it has more to do with video games than LOL threads, waifu threads and eceleb bullshit.

I'd fuck him

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Make it stop.

I'd use his teeth like a bottle opener on the head of my cock

AAAH

I'm j-just misunderstood

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I'm a beautiful woman now

Is Cosmo even going to SGDQ this year?

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I used your pic back then. You did a good contribution to autists worldwide.

Why does xe look more like a hillbilly serial killer with each new pic? Xe better be in some unannounced horror film cause these transformation pics are killing me. Xe could already be starring as a background cannnibal in The Neon Demon movie.

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This is why we need National Socialism.

Thats fucking gross

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My mind wanders

she's beautiful and you know it

Ugly as fuck. I'd still hit it from behind though.

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Decent bait, made me reply, but I didn't feel compelled to put in any real effort. You can do better.

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Will I watch a sterilized, no-fun-allowed (((charity))) event after finally getting to relive the glory days of GDQ with NASA? No, OP. No, I won't.

You BIGOT, she is stunning and brave.

Narcissa is an artist. She produces lifelike portraits that stun me, and are often gifts for people. Her artwork shows talent, and has value.
And you squander it.
I hope you're proud of yourself.

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* S A > * G D Q

>your next words will be "It's a joke, I was only pretending to be retarded"

DELETE THIS
We need John Numbers to beat him a second time. Maybe that will vanquish the beast for good.

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Check IDs, retard

Made it watchable, by contrast to a typical AGDQ. I'll probably still try tuning in to good glitch runs in this gdq if there are some, see how long I can stand the donation announcements for.


8/10

No, first guy is right. You're autistic as fuck. The "pretending to be retarded" meme was never about giving autists the ability to dismiss jokes as personal attacks.

Man the Kollin7 and SkiCrazedTeddie race was fucking laugh-out-loud funny. Those guys had some serious banter.

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Video?

Looks like NASA's started uploading the runs onto their youtube page.

Got a link to the channel?

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBYHRooOYlcrYfXHuWxCwgP0neLIeOX4i

Doesn't look like they've uploaded it yet

How the fuck is it possible to beat Spyro Year of the Dragon in 35 minutes. That game has an insane amount of content.

I would guess it involves skips. Saw a pretty cool R&C3 run a while ago that used a lot of them.

Nice, I love Max Payne.

Holy shit my sides, got any more?

lots of "this map is FUCKING GAY"

see

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purge it

can someone tell me what this is

The soulless husk of what was once a man known as "Cosmo Wright".

A speedrunner who got his shit kicked in so hard he quit speedrunning and cut off his dick.

That thing used to be a dude, he lost against some John Numbers at the Nintendo World Championships and was embarrassed on a stream being broadcasted worldwide. The asshurt was so big that he became a tranny.

The empty shell of a man, now possessed by demons after the original soul got destroyed by a vidya god

I'm more interrested in the TTC A-Presses, Pannen seems to be getting a lot of progress on it (like the pedro spot near the pendulumn)

What the fuck man, that is a million times better event than AGDQ. At least the Max Payne speedrunner seems like a real human being and not some aspiring chris chan wannabe like the Crash Bandicoot guy from AGDQ that threatened to become a serial killer and kill everyone in the audience.

And those guys in the NASA audience are even wearing MAGA hats.

What

I think that was 2 years ago, the summer GDQ. Crash 2 run, some fat autist who for the ENTIRE HOUR says the cringiest jokes, making the audience and Twitch chat really uncomfortable.

In fact, so many thousands of people from Twitch chat reported his Twitch channel that the admins permabanned him from Twitch.

I don't remember what his name was though.

What was the title of that FMV game with the fedora man ?

tex murphy?

Here's a link to the video

youtu.be/ILCWRZk9GUU

The streamer was 'gamepro011', and he's a cringey fucker, even with his other streams, self-describing himself as "Yes, I'm eccentric"

They just started uploding them yesterday:

youtube.com/channel/UCYeXD06E5nIk7BwRr5Q954w

Holy shit you are fucking retarded, how new are you? The person you are replying to is obvious ironically shit posting posting narcissa images to trigger Holla Forums.

Weren't trannies 200% more likely to off themselves?

Christ, let's just pray that it's over quick.

WE FOUND THE CAVEMAN
but where's the sheriff


Good runner, good banter, good but imperfect run, decent glitches, decent audience, no charity/sponsor ads

Thanks to the lads who pointed out that NASA've started posting the recordings.

You're fresh from reddit, I see.

I was hunting for a fucking archive of nasa2016 (doesn't exist btw) and found this. I fucking hate smug fascist online mods. I especially hate the faggot saying "o gawd LOL thread couldnt hev started bettr XD lol"
I want these "people" exterminated.

What if we made a bunch of sock puppet accounts with the name "John Numbers", and just spam his feed with "I beat you good Cosmo. You know what to do" and attach a picture of an infographic for making a noose.
Seriously though I don't know how this thing hasn't committed suicide yet. What keeps it going?

I'm not sure about the success rate, but the attempt rate's been estimated between 8 and 12 times that of the average Joe.

200% doesn't sound too unlikely, considering how much they fuck everything else up.