>5 days until SGDQ

Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

Will you watch the world burn again?

Schedule: archive.is/n9opO

Apparently they allowed the Caveman in on day 1. The rest is a whole lot of FUCKING NOTHING.

All urls found in this thread:

archive.is/n9opO
lmgtfy.com/?q=european speedster
youtube.com/user/Cyberdemon531/videos
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBYHRooOYlcrYfXHuWxCwgP0neLIeOX4i
youtu.be/ILCWRZk9GUU
youtube.com/channel/UCYeXD06E5nIk7BwRr5Q954w

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

When's ESA?

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

a lot of runners I know are going to sgdq
I STILL can't go to agdq/sgdq
It'll be shit because I won't be there, to be honest.
You all might as well not even watch.

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

No one will miss you, Narcissa

Juan Walker
Juan Walker

lmgtfy.com/?q=european speedster
25th

Isaac Collins
Isaac Collins

I couldn't finish watching NASA

I might be done with this shit

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

I don't really watch live. If it's late and I'm bored I might tune in, but usually I wait until they upload the runs to jewtube and watch the ones that sound interesting there.

Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

they actually didn't cancel Caveman's runs this year
Fuck yes

Evan Perez
Evan Perez

NASA was fucking great. Too many technical problems but otherwise it was pretty much the best speedrunning event in a long time, especially since they didn't bother with shoving in a charity and just played games and had fun.

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

All that shitting on GDQ and excessive amounts of swearing made NASA a 9.5/10

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

did they cancel the Arena - Daggerfall - Battlespire speedrunner again this time

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

Crystal's Pony Tale
Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures
Barbie Game Girl
Amnesia: The Dark Descent

For which purpose

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

At least they aren't JRPGs. Everyone who tries to do a non-glitch run of Fire Emblem or Final Fantasy or anything like that should be shot.

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

Heads up, the Parallel Universes guy and his friends found a way to transport objects to and fro levels using PUs.

They use this to transport a scuttlebug to save A presses in Big Boo's Haunted Mansion.

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

And they're still horsefuckers, apparently.

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

kids are still using the Rainbow Dash icon I made in 2010

Julian James
Julian James

how much regret are you filled with?

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

Well since it was anonymous, none.
Feels good to make a wave. Even in a pool of shit.

David Watson
David Watson

Can't wait.

John Jones
John Jones

Its gdq season
THE MEMES

can't wait for the comfy shitposting threads tbh fam

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

I wonder if PUNISHED MEME will come on again.

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

I had similar experience with some of the shit I made.

Like this webm, which is just an excerpt from an animated film. I found it linked on another website by someone. It was apparently a winner of some short film festival, though the on the website it didnt get much attention and the post was burried quickly.
I thought it was funny so about a year ago I made the webm and only ever posted it on Holla Forums.

Fast forward a few months Im looking at facebook (I know, I need to keep in touch with schoolmates somehow) and I see the exact same webm, shared by my sister, posted on some dumbass meme site with several milion views.

It really felt like some butterfly effect shit.

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

The only mistake you made was thinking you had to keep up with schoolmates or anybody else somehow. If your relationship with them was worth keeping up with, you would be able to do it in a better way than through facebook.

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

5 days until SGDQ

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

If your relationship with them was worth keeping up with, you would be able to do it in a better way than through facebook.
tfw friends stopped talking to me because of that bullshit

David Morris
David Morris

Can't say that has ever been a problem with good friends. Are you sure you were liked enough? How much did you interact with them outside of facebook? And if it was only on facebook, do you really consider yourself friends rather than acquaintances?

Landon Wood
Landon Wood

this guy is right

they aren't your friends if they would not talk to you if you didn't have a compulsory public information profile

kill them and dump their bodies in the local county forest

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

It's strange since my friends and I grew up when myspace was still strange. In highschool we laughed about how people would only talk through that shit assuming cell phones were not going to turn into what they are now. Now in CURRENT YEAR after I moved away they would never really use the phone unless it was for facebook bullshit and we eventually went our different ways because I would rather talk to them over the phone rather than share everything with them via facebook.

tfw they slowly devolved into leftycucks
tfw I was the only brown one in the group

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

tfw there might not even be another NASA

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

I guess we'll have to wait and see how much further Kike Jewyama can push GDQ in the wrong direction.

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

that fucking DOOM 2 run
Cyberdemon531 should be classified as a weapon of massive anal annihilation

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

they only pretend to like you as a trinket to accessorize their drab lives. the moment you don't agree with them or get in the way of their narcissistic bullshit you become as good as junk to them.

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

It was completely worth keeping the chat open just to see the butthurt.
He's an okay runner at best, but when given an audience, it's just mesmerizing what kind of reactions he gets.

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

What'd I miss?

Henry Price
Henry Price

Does anyone have a playlist of all the NASA runs? I missed a ton.

Connor White
Connor White

Naegleria said he really wants to do another one at the very end of NASA.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

Cyberdemon's extremely aloof, and it's obvious he's fucking around.
Constantly overpromising and underdelivering, saying he's going to do one thing and immediately doing the opposite, constant falsehoods, at times a complete disconnect between words and actions, with some shittalking thrown into the mix. All of this with an attitude that is completely transparent to any sane person, and yet taken as completely credible, sincere and at face value by your usual professional offendees.

Angel Hernandez
Angel Hernandez

Can't find any VODs and last news about them were 2 weeks ago.

The past broadcast on the channel aren't complete at all.

youtube.com/user/Cyberdemon531/videos
This guy with a 2k audience composed of mainly average plebbitard

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

Almost every person can be swapped out for somebody else. Same is true for your current or past friends. You probably haven't even talked to people who used to be "friends forever" in the past 3 years. I am not saying that you have to be a sociopath, but if your old friends are gone, get some new ones. Its really all about proximity in both relationships as friendships. If you don't see each other anymore, even the strongest relationships break. And its not hard to get new friends (if you ever leave your room).

Jason Collins
Jason Collins

cant wait

tehehe

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

I've seen old reaction images I cropped from a gay Russian or gy porn posted on normalfagbook forums while looking for other stuff. Video's long gone and I lost my pictures. I also started the kike on wheels shit in payday 2

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

I'm betting on this being even worse than E3 was.

John Carter
John Carter

Fuck me, spoiler that shit.

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

hey!

Cooper Hughes
Cooper Hughes

autistic good goy tumblr-approved faggots play shitty games super fast
Who fucking cares?

David Parker
David Parker

If you could strap five fucking mongoloid retards to a couch, hand them a controller and tell them to attempt to complete a video game as fast as possible while NOT shitting themselves and being screamed at via headset about things they say, you wouldn't do it? Because that's pretty much what SGDQ is. Slow motion train wreck biannually.

At least it has more to do with video games than LOL threads, waifu threads and eceleb bullshit.

Lincoln Martinez
Lincoln Martinez

I'd fuck him

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

Make it stop.

Grayson Richardson
Grayson Richardson

I'd use his teeth like a bottle opener on the head of my cock

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

AAAH

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

I'm j-just misunderstood

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

"No one liked me as a man. Maybe they'll like me as a woman!"
Transition
"Why doesn't anyone want me!? I'm a hot lady now!"

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

I'm a beautiful woman now

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

Is Cosmo even going to SGDQ this year?

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

I used your pic back then. You did a good contribution to autists worldwide.

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

Why does xe look more like a hillbilly serial killer with each new pic? Xe better be in some unannounced horror film cause these transformation pics are killing me. Xe could already be starring as a background cannnibal in The Neon Demon movie.

Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

This is why we need National Socialism.

Xavier Clark
Xavier Clark

Thats fucking gross

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

My mind wanders

Austin Allen
Austin Allen

she's beautiful and you know it

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

Ugly as fuck. I'd still hit it from behind though.

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

that fucker hasn't killed himself yet

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

those fucking teeth

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

retarded tranny-in-the-making has no idea about IDs

Decent bait, made me reply, but I didn't feel compelled to put in any real effort. You can do better.

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

Will you watch the world burn again?
Will I watch a sterilized, no-fun-allowed (((charity))) event after finally getting to relive the glory days of GDQ with NASA? No, OP. No, I won't.

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

You BIGOT, she is stunning and brave.

Narcissa is an artist. She produces lifelike portraits that stun me, and are often gifts for people. Her artwork shows talent, and has value.
And you squander it.
I hope you're proud of yourself.

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

* S A > * G D Q

Camden Long
Camden Long

faggots angry that I both spoke the truth and got repeating digits
>your next words will be "It's a joke, I was only pretending to be retarded"

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

DELETE THIS
We need John Numbers to beat him a second time. Maybe that will vanquish the beast for good.

Elijah Myers
Elijah Myers

Check IDs, retard

Cooper Baker
Cooper Baker

NASA
didn't bother with shoving in a charity and just played games and had fun.
Lack of censoring
Made it watchable, by contrast to a typical AGDQ. I'll probably still try tuning in to good glitch runs in this gdq if there are some, see how long I can stand the donation announcements for.

2nd webm
Flat tone of voice
In this game she really gets the shaft. [long pause] Not literally of course. [pause] I'd never fuck a bandicoot.
8/10

Levi Walker
Levi Walker

No, first guy is right. You're autistic as fuck. The "pretending to be retarded" meme was never about giving autists the ability to dismiss jokes as personal attacks.

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

Man the Kollin7 and SkiCrazedTeddie race was fucking laugh-out-loud funny. Those guys had some serious banter.

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

Video?

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

Looks like NASA's started uploading the runs onto their youtube page.

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

Got a link to the channel?

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBYHRooOYlcrYfXHuWxCwgP0neLIeOX4i

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

Doesn't look like they've uploaded it yet

Joshua Flores
Joshua Flores

How the fuck is it possible to beat Spyro Year of the Dragon in 35 minutes. That game has an insane amount of content.

Jaxson Rivera
Jaxson Rivera

I would guess it involves skips. Saw a pretty cool R&C3 run a while ago that used a lot of them.

Benjamin Moore
Benjamin Moore

Max Payne 2
Nice, I love Max Payne.

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

She really got the shaft
Holy shit my sides, got any more?

Liam Peterson
Liam Peterson

What'd I miss?
lots of "this map is FUCKING GAY"

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

see

Chase Cruz
Chase Cruz

purge it

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

can someone tell me what this is

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

The soulless husk of what was once a man known as "Cosmo Wright".

Henry Nelson
Henry Nelson

A speedrunner who got his shit kicked in so hard he quit speedrunning and cut off his dick.

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

That thing used to be a dude, he lost against some John Numbers at the Nintendo World Championships and was embarrassed on a stream being broadcasted worldwide. The asshurt was so big that he became a tranny.

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

The empty shell of a man, now possessed by demons after the original soul got destroyed by a vidya god

Kayden Sanchez
Kayden Sanchez

I'm more interrested in the TTC A-Presses, Pannen seems to be getting a lot of progress on it (like the pedro spot near the pendulumn)

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

What the fuck man, that is a million times better event than AGDQ. At least the Max Payne speedrunner seems like a real human being and not some aspiring chris chan wannabe like the Crash Bandicoot guy from AGDQ that threatened to become a serial killer and kill everyone in the audience.

And those guys in the NASA audience are even wearing MAGA hats.

Justin Martinez
Justin Martinez

Crash Bandicoot guy from AGDQ that threatened to become a serial killer and kill everyone in the audience.
What

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

I think that was 2 years ago, the summer GDQ. Crash 2 run, some fat autist who for the ENTIRE HOUR says the cringiest jokes, making the audience and Twitch chat really uncomfortable.

In fact, so many thousands of people from Twitch chat reported his Twitch channel that the admins permabanned him from Twitch.

I don't remember what his name was though.

Nolan Cooper
Nolan Cooper

What was the title of that FMV game with the fedora man ?

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

tex murphy?

Michael James
Michael James

Here's a link to the video

youtu.be/ILCWRZk9GUU

The streamer was 'gamepro011', and he's a cringey fucker, even with his other streams, self-describing himself as "Yes, I'm eccentric"

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

They just started uploding them yesterday:

youtube.com/channel/UCYeXD06E5nIk7BwRr5Q954w

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

Holy shit you are fucking retarded, how new are you? The person you are replying to is obvious ironically shit posting posting narcissa images to trigger Holla Forums.

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

Weren't trannies 200% more likely to off themselves?

Christ, let's just pray that it's over quick.

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

WE FOUND THE CAVEMAN
but where's the sheriff

Henry Sullivan
Henry Sullivan

Max Payne speedrun

Are these construction workers Russian?
Everyone in this game is Russian, except Max
Is that like a Russian catcall, they just shoot [at her] instead?

This would be a good time for donations
Everyone laughs
No donations

This dream sequence feels slower than usual
It's my computer, I'm sorry

Good runner, good banter, good but imperfect run, decent glitches, decent audience, no charity/sponsor ads

Thanks to the lads who pointed out that NASA've started posting the recordings.

Oliver Hill
Oliver Hill

You're fresh from reddit, I see.

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

I was hunting for a fucking archive of nasa2016 (doesn't exist btw) and found this. I fucking hate smug fascist online mods. I especially hate the faggot saying "o gawd LOL thread couldnt hev started bettr XD lol"
I want these "people" exterminated.

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

What if we made a bunch of sock puppet accounts with the name "John Numbers", and just spam his feed with "I beat you good Cosmo. You know what to do" and attach a picture of an infographic for making a noose.
Seriously though I don't know how this thing hasn't committed suicide yet. What keeps it going?

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

I'm not sure about the success rate, but the attempt rate's been estimated between 8 and 12 times that of the average Joe.

200% doesn't sound too unlikely, considering how much they fuck everything else up.

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