Overwatch Thread: Kancerous Korean Kid Edition

Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

Wanna complain about your idiot team mates? Weave tales about the "sick playz" that totally happened? Maybe you found a hilarious post on the official forums that you just have to share with the rest of the class. Or perhaps you'd like to tell us why they should buff your main. This is the Overwatch thread, and if you find another one, you should point them here and call them names.

All urls found in this thread:

playoverwatch.com/media/
wiki.teamliquid.net/overwatch/Competitive_Play
exhentai.org/g/949727/fb357393df/

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

As I was saying in the other thread, random competitive is so much better than random casual. Sure I still lose more often than not, but people at least take things a little more seriously and something like 4 out of 5 games they even use the mic.

Isaiah Phillips
Isaiah Phillips

Oh. So basically play the ninja like an actual ninja instead of movie/anime ninja?

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

play overwatch beta
fall in love with dva
normalfag cancer takes over
no waifu is sacred

Nolan Cooper
Nolan Cooper

we should enjoy it while its still young, before its swallowed up by bozos screaming about tier lists and demanding you play a certain role when they cant pull their own weight

Dylan Allen
Dylan Allen

OP image is actually related to the game
Finnaly. Should have chosen a Umaru shoop instead so Mark would sticky the thread. :^)

And here's the video.

That's great to hear, actually. If Casual remains for testing new heroes and just fucking around and everyone knows that, it will just be a fun place to do weird shit and not take it seriously while Competitive is the "actually try to win this time" mode.

It might also have to do with your Skill Level. I'm sure (almost) everyone will eventually hit the 50% winrate when he's surrounded by people at the same skill level as he is, but what will be interesting is knowing what their skill level is when that happens.
Personnaly, I'm expecting a 60-70 but we'll see.

Yes. You try to do fancy jutsus or you think that your wakizashi can cut through barriers, you're gonna get your shit kicked in. But if you pick your targets carefully and actually suprise people instead of rushing in like all the bad Reapers, you'll get tons of kills.
Also beware of Mei, Zarya, McCree, Junkrat and Symetra. 3 of those, you can't reflect their gun's primary fire and they'll fuck you up if you go near (I make it a personal hobby to chase Genji's as Mei or Symetra) while McCree and Junkrat can deny you your mobility and kill you easily if you're not carefull.
Also to some extent Hanzo. If you pop your reflect, he'll wait it out and throw a Scatter Arrow beneath you for instant kill and he's likely to see you coming with his wallhacks.

Just have fun exploring the map with his mobility and being a dick with the shurikens.

Anthony Hall
Anthony Hall

Back in the containment shower, you tasteless fruits

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

theres no way you didnt see this coming

William Hill
William Hill

Fuck Junkrat

Hes like the demoman with no negatives his bombs dont have a damage drop off if they hit walls/the floor and the broken hitboxes makes him even dangerous CQC not to mention he has an escape that doesnt damage him but can nuke enemies.

Jacob Rogers
Jacob Rogers

That webm
I wonder what the all chat was like after that.

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

His grenades do 120 damage on a direct hit, 80 otherwise.

Alexander Flores
Alexander Flores

Reported, you have a thread.

Chase Allen
Chase Allen

demoman

I assume that from team fortress?

It's dead user, just let it go.

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

his bombs dont have a damage drop off if they hit walls/the floor
Which allows to use them from corners and other angles, as they are intended. Why do you think they have such a long fuse time?

And unlike Demo-"no skill needed"-man, he can't backstrafe while dropping stickies and blow them up along with anyone standing on them, preventing any chase at all. Or worse, throw them at anyone at medium range and have them explode the second they hit the grenade as if they were contact grenades, denying the purpose of his main gun and making stickys incredibly ridiculous.

His escape mechanism is also balanced with the cooldown (you use it offensively, you can't escape) and the fact that it doesn't require health to use means it's always an option, instead of being something that forces you to drop a fight when you are at 50% or you won't have enough HP for a stickyjump.

His trap is more usefull anyway and it's short range prevents it from being OP as fuck. He's the Demo-"actually usefull"-man.

Probably everyone just suddendly realizing how they came to decide on how tall dwarves have to be in-universe.

The other thread ain't cyclical and we ain't restricted to a single thread anymore. Cry more, bitch niggas. :^)

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

It's certainly good for all the butt hurt. People who take games too seriously are hilarious. I'm gonna be pissing off these guys all season till I get enough points for my golden gun.

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

You're restricted to this thread now.

Xavier Williams
Xavier Williams

None of that matters. GTFO back to reddit

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

Well, considering the text is itallian, it was probably full of a bunch of dudes laughing knowingly to themselves or complimenting that guy on his choice of character and sentry location.

Dominic Flores
Dominic Flores

play competitive
koth
go PooInLoo first, Junkrat after that
0-1
1-1
2-1
2-2
half of these matches being 99%-99%
ffs why is kots still to 3 wins? This shit takes forever and then some.

At least I got a shutdown PotM because enemy Genji stepped into my trap the moment he ulted and I shot a nade into his face.

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

i wish genki took damage from concussion mines he reflected but was still detonated in his face. ninjas are assholes.

and widowmaker is what every sniper in another video game wishes they were. i absolutely despise her, but ill admit she kind of needs a kit like that to survive against dozens of other ridiculous assholes. tf2 didnt have a 500 hit point pyro that could leap across the map for instance. equivalent characters from tf2 need these upgrades to contend with the ridiculous shit in this game.

speaking of tf2 equivalents, does anyone think whoever designed roadhog looked at "fat scout" heavy loadouts and thought "what if"?

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

No it was more along the lines of "How do I put Pudge in a shooter?"

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

im fine with overwatch but this guy is such a bitch. oh now it's ok for overwatch threads to be made cause he caved in liked a bitch

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

Mark is a fag huge surprise.

Landon Foster
Landon Foster

Overwatch isn't competitive, it never will be. No matter what Blizzard does, it will never be balanced. But other than that I still think it's fun.

I like payload
I like Bastion

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

trusting a jew
yeah hes a tax dodging hook nosed cheat but isnt this an instance of him actually doing his job? i dont think the cyclical was to bully overwatch players, but more to minimize global butthurt
the real reason he softened up to it is the dva meme reminds him of his hamster waifu

Ryan Barnes
Ryan Barnes

It's fun being satan. Well, untill the enemy pickes Pharah.

be Mercy
have a Bastion
make him my pocket
saltmine.jpg

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

ninjas are assholes
Just pick Mei or Symetra and make that little bitch scream. That's what I consistently do and let me tell you: there's no better confirmation you're doing a good work then when they actually start running in the oposite direction the moment they see you.
I once, playing Reaper, scared a Mei so much she insta-LShift everytime she saw me.

"fat scout"
Well, vaping is basically the sandvich and he does have a shotgun. I guess the hook is the answer to his mobility problems (he makes the target come to him, not the other way around) but it's also fairly good at medium range with RMB.

It's most likely that but also what the other poster said. They probably started with a fat scout and where gonna give it a projectile or something equally shitty but then the character reminded someone of Pudge and they gave him the hook instead.

I don't actually apreciate the bias some people show sometimes, the game should have been handled like every other game. A single thread that wasn't even cyclical, just renewed when the previous one went 404, and all the others deleted. Worst offender was probably the unrelated image for the OP though.

I still maintain the idea that the thread was made to contain spergs that were just looking for another excuse to spam the board with threads after threads complaining about a videogame or to porn dump.

Brody Ramirez
Brody Ramirez

Symetra vs Genji is fun.
They always try to deflect…

Liam Miller
Liam Miller

Pharah? Haha, no, she's a complete joke, even more so when she Ults and leaves herself completely open. I've never had a problem with Pharah as Bastion, even with other characters I've never seen a competent one.

Roadhog, Genji, Widowmaker, and Reaper are pains when I play as Bastion.

Bastion + Reinhardt + Mercy is dream team.

Samuel Morris
Samuel Morris

payload map
on attack
pick torbjorn and win everytime
This game's a fucking joke

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

The fuck are you even talking about?

Are you so new you think Overwatch was the first one that got this treatment?
Big game releases are often contained to a cyclical because the threads move so fast new ones would have to be made every few hours.

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

manlet dwarf turret
have mei put up a wall
problem solved

Jackson Jenkins
Jackson Jenkins

Ohh, I remember wen I was Basion and had a Mercy and a Reinhardt keeping my ass safe.
It was golden.

It's nice vs flankers, but I usually just go Symmetra and make the payload's back a deathzone

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

I won a ranked game in temple of anus on attack with 5 torbs and one lucio.
We kept pushing in until the first point was covered in scrap and from then on we were unkillable swedish juggernauts.

Kevin Reed
Kevin Reed

This. Mei's wall is useful for so much and all I ever see it used for is getting on my nerves.

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

So what's everyone rank? Just finished my placement matches with 7 wins and 3 losses. I feel 51 is too high for me, I expect to get destroyed and be knocked down into a more appropriate rank.

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

Which one's the cutest?

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

Mercy

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

Tracer. Widowmaker's purple skin bothers me for some reason, and D.Va is just an annoying kid normalfags ruined.

Colton Perez
Colton Perez

Mercy isn't too cute (both Tracer and D.Va top her), but Mercy is wife material

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

Says you faggot

Joshua Peterson
Joshua Peterson

come at me bro

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

What's wrong with her skin?
I've always wanted to fuck a purple girl.

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

how about tracer and dva? tomboys for life

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

Even if she had normal skin she'd still be French.

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

D.va>Widowmaker>>>>>>shit>>>>>Zarya>>>>>>>Tracer

Joseph Brown
Joseph Brown

She'd have a cold vagina

mercy is best overwatch

Adam Powell
Adam Powell

Her skin is blue because in the process of mindfucking her from plain old sleeper agent, to full on assassin her body was augmented, dramatically lowering her heartrate. She's basically as close to dead as possible without being there. She'd probably be ice-cold, too.

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

Heart beat slowed so her skin turned cold and blue
still somehow alive
BRAVO BLIZZARD

Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

meant to be in response to as well.

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

ASSFAGGOTS
CRAPCUNTS

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

Supernatural dragon blasts also exist

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

I don't see the problem.
Could be like fucking a cute robo girl

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

Cute robo girl
tfw DVA could have just been an AI in the MEKA instead
tfw pics related are the only lewd art of the mech
You didn't mean a robo girl with skin and humanoid shape, right? Surely we aren't that casual, right?

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

If there's so much other quality content on this board then why are you here crying like a bitch?

Leo Gomez
Leo Gomez

DELETE THIS

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

Because you shouldnt ignore cancer, you are cancer.

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

tfw pics related are the only lewd art of the mech
The real lewd is in the game user.

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

Stare into the abyss with me, user! We have such sights to show you!

Well they probably added more to her to keep her from not dying, of course. On a related note why are there so many dead/near dead characters, or alternate skins with death/destruction themes.
76 is the supposedly dead Jack Morrison
Reaper's body is dying and regenerating constantly
Widowmaker's heartbeat is basically stopped
Mercy straight-up brings people back from the dead, and both gold skins revolve around death
Phara's anubis skin is related to the god of the dead
Bastion was "deactivated" but came back
Genji was brought back from the dead with machines
Tracer's a time ghost
Winston revived the dead Overwatch
Tolbjorn's machines are being used to kill still
Mei was frozen in the same process that killed her comrades in an attempt to avoid dying anyways

At least when Overwatch finally dies, most of the characters will already be there.

William Johnson
William Johnson

Overjew
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Dubs

Jack Long
Jack Long

that little port back there
It'd be so easy, too.

Nolan Collins
Nolan Collins

9883850
No dubs for you.

Now check 'em.

Brayden Brooks
Brayden Brooks

9883872
You can't reroll twice you doubles nigger.

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

9883882
NEVER
EVER

Brody Russell
Brody Russell

It will not stop me from shitposting this thread into oblivion
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

enjoy your ban, newfag. :^)

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

That's not a port you fuckin degenerate it's some kind of joint.

Thomas Rogers
Thomas Rogers

>Implying i'm a newfag
>Implying i don't know the rules or when Mark got out with his one roll idea
>Implying i will let myself be beaten by a bunch of Cucklizzard

BEHOLD THE POWER

William Reyes
William Reyes

Does anyone else think, that overtime is a complete cancer mechanic. They could at least make it like Dirty bomb where the losing team gets 30 seconds overtime max when they are near the last objective. But this constant resetting of the timer every time when someone jumps near the objective is so fucking retarded.

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

If you guys are looking for people to play with reply to this post. Add your Battle.net name and number, what hours you normally play, what heroes you're good with, and how you communicate.

I just got done playing with another user. Good games Mustang

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

Aren't you cute, user.

Nolan Hughes
Nolan Hughes

not two babies one fox
you really don't know how to shitpost, do you newfag?

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

Blizzfag
Plays ASSFAGGOTS
You have no right to call people newfags

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

spamming threads you don't like
implying you aren't a newfag

Kayden Bailey
Kayden Bailey

Better not be mustang from /dg/

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

anything can be a port if your not a fucking pussy

Ian Davis
Ian Davis

Yeah dude just make your own port. Don't be a faggot

Ryder Nguyen
Ryder Nguyen

1. I never bought Overwatch

2. I don't like Blizzard, I don't even think Overwatch is particularly that fun by itself.

3. Dota 2 and League are ASSFAGGOTS, Overwatch is not.

Juan Watson
Juan Watson

Meant for

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

Yep. Just a slight adjustment and things are good.

Sebastian Walker
Sebastian Walker

I WANT TO MARRY D.VA
I WANT TO START A FAMILY WITH D.VA AND RAISE THEM TO BE HOT BLOODED MEKA PILOTS

Jaxson Murphy
Jaxson Murphy

I didn't think it was possible to not like the superior goblin form.

William Bailey
William Bailey

I didn't think it was possible to not like all her forms and her mech

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

It was fun, m8.

Im shit, but add me if you'd like DijonMustang#1256

Leo Morris
Leo Morris

Should be the wish of every parent: Children in mecha usually end well.

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

I've been playing this game for over 40 hours now but I have no idea where everyone gets the lore from

Evan Brown
Evan Brown

item descriptions
the website

William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

Character bio in wiki's, their own site. There's also a few short videos on their channel in youtube and comics in their blog.
playoverwatch.com/media/
Check here if you want to see or read some of that stuff. It's fairly cliche but still amusing.

saving your Mercy
I fucking love you so fucking much…

Caleb Watson
Caleb Watson

I have 1k. Which Mercy skin is the best?

Imp and Devil are disgusting, before you even suggest it.

David Butler
David Butler

Post it.
For fuck's sake

James Powell
James Powell

Valkyrie
cause blonde cute norwegian

Nicholas Gomez
Nicholas Gomez

valkyrie is the best, and it sounds like you already know that

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

It's too bad the only red colored skin is the Devil. Valkyrie is alright though.

Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

Valkryrie is pretty nice, although Singundr or what's it called actually makes her blonde.
Imp and Devil are terrible but they give her a tail and change her voice. "Heroes never die! … for a price."
Doesn't matter, you'll get buyer's remorse either way.

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

Mark caves into marketing
Containment thread is unleashed
Gee what a surprise.

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

Sigrund makes her redhead

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

Looking for People for competitive games
post battle tags

Nolan James
Nolan James

MediLoli#2263

Gonna go sleep now though

Luis Foster
Luis Foster

That lovely Egyptian goddess has saved my life like many times. Thank you, you glorious armored woman

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

best healslut is like 35 yrs old
MediLoli

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

Best healslut is an urban youth
MediLoli

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

Play Mccree
People fan the hammer so much they forget he's an actual threat from a distance
Pick people/turrets off with primary fire
Save teammates from concrete pigs hook with flashbang
Piss Bastions off with flashbang when they use their ult
Get POTG without ult or fan the hammer
Enemy team accuses me of being a tryhard pubstomper
I only played with two other friends and 3 randoms

It's funny that people got so used to seeing mccree being played like a faggot that they think that if they see you before you're in flashbang range you're not a threat.

Aaron Butler
Aaron Butler

be D.Va
encounter McCree post-nerf
have no fear, approach McCree as he's no longer a tankbuster
he taps my xbox-huge critical hitbox with his primary fire three times
420 damage
JESUS CHRIST.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

I miss the days when edgelords actually posted that stuff.
Also, if that purple bunny is supposed to be the mother of the other ones then it should properly look like a milf instead of like a kid. Yeah, they have posted that shit before, 2 buns/1 fox is the new daily dose but we rarely get it.

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

Pharah main here. "Leave your security in my hands" if you ever feel like you would be more helpful clinging to the Raptorian suit all game, you probably will. I know I will annihilate their team with Swiss angel mom on my back

tfw team wipe a team twice for a double cap on Temple of Anubis as Pharmercy

Colton Evans
Colton Evans

That head hitbox needs to be D.va's actual head, not the dam glass. Every other tank has a small head relative to their body and D.va has the added downside of slow movement and turning making her a bigger target.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

It also doesn't help that her 'head' is basically in the center of her body. If you shoot Roadhog's head and have a near miss, you've probably uselessly hit the air around his head. If you're somehow clumsy enough to miss D.Va's critbox, you'll still hit her body.

Jack Ward
Jack Ward

Every fucking map with bottlenecks
Defense has 2 torbs and a symmetra
I ain't putting up with this shit today, wish you could set it to filter out maps you'd rather not play on. I'd totally forgo the consecutive match bonus if it meant I didn't have to deal with Hanamura and shit

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

Blizzard will never release a MEKA model kit

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

It was just a matter of time i suppose.

Angel Reed
Angel Reed

Reminder: If you dont want this shit u gay nigguh.

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

So, how is competitive play so far? You guys think its a massive improvement over what it was before? Does it still need work?

Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

her umaru-esque form is fucking adorable

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

Thread isn't deleted.

We won boys. Overwatch confirmed best game.

Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

That healslut better've been sucking your dick for days after that save

Camden Torres
Camden Torres

Reminder: If you dont want this shit u gay nigguh.

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

Get play of the game as Symmetra
Frenchies on my own team start screaming insults at me
Tell them "its just a game, calm down" knowing full well what im doing
Of course they go full nuclear.

This pleases me.

Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Hill

That video is from reddit my friend. That wasn't an user

Benjamin White
Benjamin White

That looks like shit. Who the fuck thought those proportions are right?

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

Of course it was from reddit. This game is for reddit.

Jayden Bailey
Jayden Bailey

monocle
le gentlemanly persona

Nicholas Martin
Nicholas Martin

I'm a supreme gentleman, you lowly kike-enabler.

Ethan Rivera
Ethan Rivera

KEKKING

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

I'll have you know that you may be a gentleman, but I'm the dude.

Oliver Scott
Oliver Scott

Dude, gentleman is not the preferred nomenclature. speed weed, please.

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

Yfw next hero is doomfist and hes a 3rd person brawler.
Damage, not Tank.

Jack Walker
Jack Walker

Which Doomfist?

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

I hate the retards that go "gg ez" when they won by overtime at the last checkpoint.
If it was easy then you should have won by a landslide you mongoloid, not because you managed to win by a hair at the last second.

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

They do that to piss you off user, it's called banter.

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

I get the reference but that's like one level of abstraction too far to be funny.

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

cant handle the bantz

Henry Gonzalez
Henry Gonzalez

Just tell them to eat your ass and lick it clean smh

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

People will get the joke next month.

Leo Wood
Leo Wood

"Bantz" is codeword for "I was only pretending to be retarded", though.

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

If people pretending to be retarded is enough to piss you off, then people will pretend to be retarded.

The whole point is to piss you off, regardless if they are retarded or not. Don't get mad at retarded people user.

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

enemy says 'gg ez'
it's always the one who did the least to help their team

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

Truly my only argument is "But it's fucking pretty."

Obviously I feel like I'm playing a first person shooter with gameplay designed by fischer price, but I cant stop because it looks like they hired fucking pixar to do the character design.

Charles Harris
Charles Harris

as long as it hurtz your feelings and gets you emotionally upset they win though.

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

Some teams designate somebody to be the shit talker, when my friends forced me to play league of legends. I shit talked the other team and got our guys a lot of feed because the retards would sit there and type instead of mute me.

Connor Rivera
Connor Rivera

Top fucking kek

Holy shit, my sides are in orbit

Jose Harris
Jose Harris

Thanks for the pape. Only have this to trade sorry. It's not very good.

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

I hate this game, but for some reason D'Va and Mercy are growing on me (maybe it's because of the gremlin comics).

Alexander Jones
Alexander Jones

wait, tracer's a ghost?

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

I fucking love those comics

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

Lena Oxton (call sign: "Tracer") was the youngest person ever inducted into Overwatch's experimental flight program. Known for her fearless piloting skills, she was handpicked to test the prototype of a teleporting fighter, the Slipstream. But during its first flight, the aircraft's teleportation matrix malfunctioned, and it disappeared. Lena was presumed dead.
She reappeared months later, but her ordeal had greatly changed her: her molecules had been desynchronized from the flow of time. Suffering from "chronal disassociation," she was a living ghost, disappearing for hours and days at a time. Even for the brief moments she was present, she was unable to maintain physical form

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

you will never go on a mountain dew coma

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

tracerplebs waifu haunted pussy.

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

your dick will never suffer from chronal disassociation and you will never feel your dick fucking someone in the past while you're in the present

Brayden Collins
Brayden Collins

(you)

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

Wheres that fucking cyclical?

Jeremiah Campbell
Jeremiah Campbell

Its ogre, the shills went home.

Or back to pushing another game that launched more recently.

Like mighty No.9 :^P

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

bump, also
browsing 8ch on a mobile device
01e83d is an underaged faggot confirmed

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

9887557
Why are you posting?

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

9887568
You fuck off to /b/index.html
9887575
checked

Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

I wonder, when he´ll realize, that you can filter on Holla Forums.

Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

(checked)

nonconsecutive integers

your actual dubs only partially excuse your false check, you clod.

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

7575

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

I'd count XYXY numbers as doubles as well. They actually have a lower chance of occurring.

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

that's not dubs. 7755, 5577, but not 7575 or 5757.

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

9887638
Do you honestly think you're on Reddit?
No, but you do, Mr. I browse 8ch on a smart phone cause I'm a giant normalfag

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

9887638
also
mods
8ch doesn't have mods, you giant fucking newfag.

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

Gotta shitpost while im slaving away at work somehow.

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

Why not just not shitpost, wageslave?

Henry Young
Henry Young

smartphone
wageslave
volunteer personal mod policing
Holy fuck i knew we had another 4chan influx but christ dont they have any shame anymore?

Aiden Ortiz
Aiden Ortiz

9887693
But I play Daytona USA at an arcade and Overwatch when I'm at home.

Liam Flores
Liam Flores

i recently learned that you can force pharrah to suicide if you put a shield up in front of her while she ults (or maybe d.vas specifically). you don't get a kill but it's a good laugh

Matthew Hill
Matthew Hill

9887693
imma
jesus christ.

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

9887720
No, they aren't mods, mods imply they have global power. This is a legal issue. There is a difference, you lose.

Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Sullivan

You know i'm a different poster, right? Never said anything about the mods; We have ID's here. You really should go back.

Figure of speech; and I like the physical activity so it's not entirely slavery.

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

9887734
Yes, Im sure you do
But I do, reddit. I'm sorry you're so jealous.

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

9887792
Well you're not playing the video games you're posting and you're just shitposting. So you're the loser here.

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

9887832
I didn't buy it, though

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

Who´s best overwatch and why is it Tracer

:^)

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

Tracer is easily the worst by a long shot.

MY FAVORITE, is Mercy but that probably has something to do with me playing Pharah all the time

Christopher White
Christopher White

Mei

Isaac Anderson
Isaac Anderson

Who do people like dva? Korea bigger Jews than pig Chinese people. Big heads and stupid language too.

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

British leprechaun who's ult can't even kill anything
best

she's not the worst though, cuz worst is symettra

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

9887901
How are video games a cancer?

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

Sorry that took so long

was about to fall asleep.

Anyway Overwatch threads are good now.

DO NOT SPAM

Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

Because rocketing into people and punching them with a giant robot feels cool as fuck. Less cool when they casually walk away with half their health left while you try to finish them with your nerf blasters and wait on the rocket cooldown but it's a great opener.

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

the Brazilian shitposter from the previous thread is now getting replies from fucking everyone when last thread most did a semi-competent job of ignoring him

Welp.

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

Stop namefagging you insufferable faggot.

Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

i'll be spamming rockets as pharrah in my type-94 skin the fuck you gonna do about it

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

People probably forgot it was the same guy since most of them haven't actually seen his posts in four weeks.

Alexander Butler
Alexander Butler

Who doesn't want a snooty perfectionist talking down to them though

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

make me, nerd

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

symettra comes off more like autistic than a snooty perfectionist because like lucio, they were afraid to write the dark skinned characters with any actual personality

William White
William White

What is going on here? Did these fucking threads get taken off cycling threads or something? Had this cancer hidden.

Jason Ortiz
Jason Ortiz

Yes, shit died down so we decided to uncycle.

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

Not going to lie, Tracer is pretty cute

Nathaniel Cooper
Nathaniel Cooper

muv-shit
Please kill yourself

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

i only like the mechs and the betas, the story itself is nonsense

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

people actually think tracer has an ass

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

But the mechs are shit and the beta are shit

Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

betas are strange and unique i like them.

Ayden Jackson
Ayden Jackson

She's got a tight runner's butt.

I'm rather sick of the super huge butt trend. If I wanted to fuck the ass end of a horse I would have been a horse fucker.

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

There is nothing there, you blind fuck.

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

implying runners have flat butts

Josiah Hughes
Josiah Hughes

Except Blue Gender did the betas and did them better years before hand. And the mecha are shit because some of them are supposed to be based on real fighter jets but they don't look a thing like them.

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

shit because some of them are supposed to be based on real fighter jets but they don't look a thing like them.
i thought they just transferred the names of the jets on to the mechs because jets have no role in muvluv universe.

i'll have to watch blue gender though it's on my list but haven't got to it yet, if the enemies in it are like betas that will be cool

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

Go away niggers.
You're not welcomed here.

Brayden Taylor
Brayden Taylor

you're all retards kill yourselves tbh

Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

How is this game? It sounds like a fun time especially if you're tired of TF2. Worth 40 bucks?

Also why does Blizzard to everything to make you pay for the origins edition instead?

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

I want it

Christian Young
Christian Young

Also why does Blizzard to everything to make you pay for the origins edition instead?
they want that 20 extra dollars something fierce

James Russell
James Russell

But it just seems to include content nobody cares about.

Ayden White
Ayden White

You don't care about the content but they care about your shekels. That's all it takes.

Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

its just a handful of skins and none of them are even good

Kayden Young
Kayden Young

If they sold the $40 version on any service they don't own, then they'd make less money. And if you're buying it from their website, then they might as well try and get you to buy the more expensive version anyway.

Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

I mean I like the Bastion skin and kinda like the Dad 76 and Reaper skins, but ultimately I wouldn't have paid $60 for it if I had realized at the time that the base game was $40.

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

No u

Aiden Hall
Aiden Hall

Yeah the Bastion skin looks great but definitely not worth an extra $20.

I want Mercy to hug me.

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

9888496
Feels great.
Having a fun time.

While you lament in your little autistic hole.

I'm starting to come to the conclusion that autists don't actually experience fun. But more so they try to relate the experience to something akin to whatever it is they feel when all their little autistic triggers are put to rest. Like when they fold a piece of paper and the corners and edges match up perfectly.

Noah Torres
Noah Torres

Oh my, looks like he either deleted his comment or a moderator is actually doing their job and removing true cancer.

maybe /topv/ isn't needed after all.

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

How's it feel to be the most obvious symptom of the cancer that killed this board? Have any of you ever played a decent shooter before? Just wondering, enjoy your microtransactions in a game you payed for!

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

ok so I just tried my first "competitive" play.

3 minutes into the match, someone quits, and the game itself quits.

What the fuck?

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

nice downvote, I'm sure most of you have reddit accounts though, right?

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

I want Mercy to damage boost me.
I want my carrying capacity to increase

Austin Green
Austin Green

Finally had Roadhogg click for me in a match.

That was disgusting, I honestly felt bad but holy shit did I have fun.

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

all these angry weenies using sage as a downvote

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

That was disgusting,
like in the way eating a fast food cheeseburger is? cuz sure.

i love lurking in the alleys of the temple as roadhog when defending, so many runners trying to be sneaky only to get a mouthful of pig dick

Adrian Miller
Adrian Miller

join a competitive
some guy is begging money for his "cat"
gofundme
says he recently rescued it and someone already sent him 60$
suspicious as fuck but i can have fun with this
ask him why he rescues a cat he can't even afford to help
it gets butthurt and says its better then leaving it under and overpass, even more suspicious
tell him that he should of just taken it to a no kill shelter then, sine they can acually get treatment for it
calls me a fucking asshole, dick etc
repeats himself throughout the match throwing insults and excuses
mfw
are people this retarded?

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

holy fuck the errors

David Harris
David Harris

Yea it felt so wrong hooking people and killing them in one blow or in that temple map, just hooking someone at random and letting them drop, shutting down supers to.

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

begging for money
playing a $60 game
:DDDDDDDDD

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

60$
this meme needs to stop, its 40 you dip

Jordan Powell
Jordan Powell

i'm sure lots of people got tricked into buying the 60 dollar version because of blizzards fucked up marketing

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

its $80

Ryan Ross
Ryan Ross

I don't like OW, but it's got some nice robots.

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

got into 51

Five consecutive losses later i'm 47. one of which i had four gold medals but that doesn't count for shit when you still lose because why would it when you're playing the best on your team in every category. i feel betrayed by the coin flip putting me on defence every time and i've decided this season is a practice season and a total write off.

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

how can you get tricked by this?

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

On the website they usually have a huge banner saying "BUY THE ORIGINS EDITION"

Thomas Gutierrez
Thomas Gutierrez

If someone rages or disconnects he has a set period to rejoin before the match itself is voided

Yes I know, it's retarded

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

the average consumer is a fucking imbecile. oh and on sites like amazona and gamestop they don't let you get the standard edition digital codes

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

Console plebs ONLY got the 60 version

That's some top tier jewery.

Bentley Ward
Bentley Ward

what microtransactions?

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

or is it evidence of why the PC master race is truly the master race.

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

Who's Golden weapon should I aim for?
D.va, Mercy, or Lucio?

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

Another Mei puts up an ice wall in front of a door
immediately Alt+F4

Mason Rivera
Mason Rivera

Lucio's looks the least shit of the three I guess

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

D.VA looks terrible in my opinion.

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

9888710
bout to get the killing blow on a mei
ACTIVATE CRYSTAL PRISON
she's in the open and alone so i just wait nearby
she puts her wall up the moment the shield ends
EVERY TIME

i fucking hate mei so much

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

Mercy

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

As much as I hate her character design/personality, she is the ultimate salt miner.

Ian Young
Ian Young

9888710
I played mei for the first time today on a KOH and came out with gold elims, objective time and objective elims.

Also why the fuck do all defensive characters build ult so damn fast, tone that shit down.

Levi Gutierrez
Levi Gutierrez

9888710
trapping a fleeing healer
blocking an ult
bullying Genji and Reaper with freeze+headshot
accidentally trapping a teammate while you run away and heal

There are mei-ny reasons to play Mei

Mason Torres
Mason Torres

playing comp
On payload killing shit
One last person is running away
They're on the last bar
Fire helix at them
it's on point and about to connect
HUGE FUCKING WALL BLOCKS MY SHOT
Lets them get health and reposition

Every fucking time.

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

Mei isn't even broken, she's just Mind-numbingly annoying.
Every time a mccree flashbanged me I'd pop cryo, heal for a bit, jump around and freeze him and teabag after I got the headshot.

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

You can buy loot boxes with cash if you're a massive faggot or YouTube nigger doing an unboxing video.

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

Only level 12
Every box I've gotten have been sprays, voice clips or intros
One blue skin for Rein
One of the boxes actually had something I already had

I don't know why anyone would pay for that, I mean not removing things you have from the possible rolls is just behind jew to me, never mind the fact that you're not even guaranteed to get what you might want.

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

That's exactly why they're up for sale though.

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

only $40 for 50 boxes, goy. Surely you'll unlock something nice.

Luis Ross
Luis Ross

Or you could just play the game.

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

implying runners have flat buts
Son I went to new trier highschool which had the Ackerman twins in it. they were the top 2 runners in the state and they did not have flat butts

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

But her ass isn't flat at all. You've been tricked.

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

Where the ass stops and the thighs begin there is no ridge or curvature. The ass is flat.

Owen King
Owen King

haven't played in a couple days
fire it up
pick Zenyatta on Hollywood attack
team can't get onto the point
30 seconds remaining
look at the scoreboard
have gold medal for 3 eliminations
Well that's enough Overwatch for one night I guess

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

Clod

FUCKING STEVEN UNIVERSE TUMBLR NIGGERS! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!

David Morales
David Morales

I bet the accident that requires that thing to be strapped to her chest stole her ass.

Elijah Ward
Elijah Ward

associating a generic insult with su
Sounds like someone's a fan

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

??

Christopher Barnes
Christopher Barnes

no no, its a slight curve. Again, a very athletic butt but its not flat.

You're going to tell me something that cleaves this deep is on a flat ass?
I would have included this with the other pictures but apparently Holla Forums can't handle 3 screen shots from this game.

One day you will wake up to understand that Holla Forums Holla Forums is infested with the same mindset that the faggots on tumblr have.
When you do, you will learn to hate this place.
You will also want to oust this cancer.

Gamergate brought me here. But gamergate is cancer now.

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

not bad I suppose
ended up at 56

also there is so much more killing and deaths in ranks compared to normal games its as fast as splatoon

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

wow he mad

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

here is how competitive play works goys

wiki.teamliquid.net/overwatch/Competitive_Play

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

tfw>>9888630
tfw didn't pay attention to overwatch at all for longest time
get the urge to play after watching a few videos
buy it on the website with no sign of 40$ edition
realize my retardation 2 weeks later

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

at least you got some neat skins

Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

Isn't it just a widowmaker one

Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

playing ranked for the first time.
getting nothing but losses

I guess I have no fucking choice BUT to play Zayra since every fucking team i'm on is an incompetent piece of shit without it.

Benjamin Price
Benjamin Price

it's several, Tracer, Soldier 76, Bastion, Pharah I think? and a John Freeman skin for Reaper

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

tfw can't find a hero you like

It's an awkward feel. I really digged Zenyatta's 1k Stargate skins, but he's apparently the worst piece of shit in the game right now.

And I feel so bad for our species that the character designs have to be so immensely bland and 'I'm the grimdark guy for mature gamers such as yourselves' or 'i'm Pudge!' or 'I'm the angelic healer - did you see my fucking angel wings?' shitty.

Are the toothless troggs who comprise the majority of the vaunted 18-25 demographic really this goddamn retarded that they need everything spelled out in crayon?

Fuck.

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

Fast? It seemed far slower to me, almost MOBA-like to a degree - everyone hangs around corners, waiting for their ults to charge before bumrushing in for a single big teamfight.

Jordan Campbell
Jordan Campbell

I know that feel. I ended up using Genji/Pharah whenever I need offensive, Bastion__ when I need defensive, Roadhog when I need tank, and Lucio for support. Yet, I don't feel like I like any of these enough. Pharah is about as close as I get character-wise, but Genji is more fun mechanic-wise. I don't know what to do.

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

placed in a team with a level 1 and a level 2, non-prestiged
lowest the other side has is a 16
I'm starting to believe in forced 50, the game should absolutely under no circumstances be dropping people with 0-1 games into matches with people who've got hundreds. The community can't possibly be so small already that there is any reason at all for beginners to not have their own pool to match with and that game was not enjoyable for anyone at all involved. The other team got a nearly effortless 6v4 win handed to them, I and the 3 experienced teammates got a match we had no real hope of accomplishing anything in, and the two beginners got nothing but walking to the front lines to be instantly vaporized over and over.

Easton Campbell
Easton Campbell

Actually get two gold items
they're both replicas of skins I already had
"Fuck you, buy boxes!"
—Blizzard

Yeah zenyatta needs something because he just isn't worth playing. I really like zarya's concept but her godawful tumblrdyke hair made me wait until I got one of her legendary skins to cover it. The game keeps throwing legendary hanzo skins at me, but I don't like how he plays. Lucio is nice, but he needs a skin that's not frog or hockey related.
Though Reaper's cartoonishly bad "I'm so evil!" act is part of his charm. Like Jack Splicer from Xiaolin Showdown in that he wants to be a villian but overcompensates fo rit. Even winston and 76 shit on him for it.

William Garcia
William Garcia

It's an athletic ass.
But a cute athletic ass

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

he's the worst piece of shit right now
Play him anyway.

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

Zenyatta is fine you fucking pussy. Don't listen to reddit and their dumb tier list, play what you want and if anyone bitchs tell them to kill themselves for taking a video game seriously.

Personally I like the designs. They're nice and simple. I don't want a whole bunch of super serious characters with deep back stories in a simple multiplayer only team game with 10 minute long matches. The dumb simple cartoonie characters work fine for that in my opinion.

Grayson Wilson
Grayson Wilson

Zenyatta is fine you fucking pussy. Don't listen to reddit and their dumb tier list, play what you want and if anyone bitchs tell them to kill themselves for taking a video game seriously.
pretty much this for the most part
but well in competitive play something that will work, dont go picking a third fucking hanzomaker while on attack

playing mercy on attack
Genji tells me to change to Lucio
tell them to piss off
always fun

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

Post Steven Universe one more time. I dare you.

Jackson Rivera
Jackson Rivera

Zenyatta is difficult to play right, and your team to be not as retarded as usual. Hang back and look for enemies to debuff and direct your team to focus fire on him. What he does need is a new fucking hitbox though. Hanzo spam if fucking brutal for Zenyatta.

Are the toothless troggs who comprise the majority of the vaunted 18-25 demographic really this goddamn retarded that they need everything spelled out in crayon?

What would you do to fix the designs then?

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

Feels like I wandered into a different board/website, who the fuck are you people and why are you here?

Xavier King
Xavier King

It's summer. The Redditfags and edgy Teens come on during this season.

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

sage is not a downvote :DDDDDDDD

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

You're right, it's not.
My post isn't related to the topic, so I didn't want to bump the thread. You should have sage'd yourself, as your post isn't related to the topic.

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

I'm not downvoting Redditfag. I'm saging for my post had nothing to do with the topic, so I wasn't going to bump the thread unless I actually had something to contribute.

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

latest loot, nothing put sprays.

Oh i'm sorry, is it because people aren't blindly hating a game for no real fucking reason at all?

Go fuck yourself you cancerous piece of shit.

Andrew Gutierrez
Andrew Gutierrez

your game is bad and you should feel bad

Benjamin Cooper
Benjamin Cooper

My problem with Zen is that his design seems to be schizophrenic. He has piss poor health but no mobility or escape mechanics. His abilities require LoS, which means he needs to be near the action; but the action is usually fatal. His ult requires clumping, but none of his other abilities operate in that fashion.

Apparently Blizz is actively looking at him for buffs/fixes.

what would you do to fix the designs?

Nothing, because Overwatch is a lowest common denominator game. Actually, I think I'd change the art style for a lot of them. They seem really uninspired and student game-y.

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

WoW was always shit and WC3 is mediocre so I have no real reason to shit on Blizzard due to those things. So in other words, I can enjoy Overwatch a bit, especially when I didn't pay a cent for it.

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

You're a casual, my man

Henry Butler
Henry Butler

Just wondering, why don't you guys go hang out on tumblr where you fit in?

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

FCK DA H8RS
You're not from around here, it's obvious.

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

PPH on Holla Forums has not increased even during summer

Hot tip: Its a lot harder to push the summer posting meme when all the users can see the numbers.

STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS I DONT LIKE

Perhaps tumblr would be more your speed, I hear you can make your own community for anything.

Seriously do you guys realize how much YOU sound like tumblr? You're demanding the site and board to the see things you want to see and nothing else.

Its you're the cancer.

This is some staggeringly powerful cognitive dissonance.

Ryder Williams
Ryder Williams

epic downvote friend XD

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

Cognitive Dissonance
Epic, Downvoted

Brody Russell
Brody Russell

But what would that change be exactly?

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

Good, because you "hardcore gamers" are supreme faggots.
I've only been playing video games for 30 years but what the fuck do I know, right? I must be a casual piece of shit.

two years or so. But who the fuck is counting?
ALl I know is this place started out pretty cool but quickly devolved into the most shitty aspects of gaming "culture" ever.

The way most of you faggots conduct yourselves I would swear you're nothing but SJWs with a different set of buzzwords.

You know what? A new hugbox was made just for you faggots. /vgrevolt/ I think its called, or something like that.
Where faggots like you can have only your "Holla Forums culture" approved games talked about.

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

It's just a Blizzdrone, for fuck's sake.

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

/KiA/ in a nutshell

Benjamin Gray
Benjamin Gray

STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS I DONT LIKE
It's not what you're talking about, it's how you're talking. I'm not talking shit about Overwatch, I'm talking shit about you.

Easton Ramirez
Easton Ramirez

You're 40 and playing Overwatch? I hope I don't end like you… I hope you get your life turned around on day I guess, it's probably not too late

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

3 decades was a bit of an over step. It just sounds nicer than saying 23 years.

Adrian Morris
Adrian Morris

u gay lol

John Clark
John Clark

Something more subtle, user.

Having a guy in a skull mask named 'Reaper' who talks about death is about as heavy-handed as you can get.

But like I said, so long as Overwatch is Overwatch, these brainless designs are all the game needs.

Thinking more about it, I'd say pre-MannCo TF2 was a great way to have distinct classes with subtle design elements that spoke to their characters. The only thing overt about them was their names, but that was more a gameplay decision than anything.

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

You're right. People should stop enjoying certain hobbies once they hit a given age.

Hang yourself, mutant.

Owen Powell
Owen Powell

yeah but why go for subtle? Sometimes you just need to go full ham. He's not even taken seriously in-universe aside from that one cinematic.

Chase Gomez
Chase Gomez

exhentai.org/g/949727/fb357393df/

Zachary Myers
Zachary Myers

enemy team has 5 torbjorns
we have a reinhardt, two pharahs, a widow, I'm on Zenyatta and I don't know what the last guy was but it shouldn't matter because what ever it is this comp should easily handle tors and their turrets, right?
wrong, everyone's completely retarded
reinhardt shields for a couple seconds way away from the team and keeps charging into the point to get gunned down by turrets before he even gets close
widow doesn't seem to realize every turret comes with a dwarf so she keeps getting shotgunned from the side as dwarves casually walk up to her
pharahs both seem to think me popping my ult is the signal to rocket up into the air where the healing doesn't reach so they can get picked off by turrets
killing dwarves left and right as they try to rush us but it's effectively a 2v11, dropping to a 1v11 whenever I ult
I don't have any pictures in any of my folders that accurately depict how utterly miserable that experience was, sitting there knowing no matter how well I played I just didn't have the capabilities to beat a bunch of stationary objects and middling skill midgets because my teammates couldn't quite figure out how the paper they were playing was supposed to cover the rocks.

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

Maybe this?

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

I mentioned that, if teammates don't stand in it you're basically just removing yourself from the game.

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

holy fucking shit
compedative its so good not having retards picking 5 genjis every game
I just wish every mercy we got wasnt kinda shit, I told a instant lock mercy to change and let me do it because he never used his ult and seem to just be saving it

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

Mei is a secret titty monster
Who knew?

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

everyone
except tumblr who thinks she is obese

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

pick winston on nepal because I like Winston and he's pretty good in KotH
instantly some guy starts telling me to switch characters because "winston is ass"
tells me some guy made a video about how bad winston is
every couple minutes he keeps typing "FUCK YOU WINSTON", "switch characters from winston"
end of the game he tells everyone to blame me for the loss and brings up the video again
tell him I'm not going to base my opinions on characters off what random e-celebs say
other teammates all agree that I played just fine
I really hope this was a one time thing and I'm not going to keep running into children insisting everyone follow their favorite youtuber's tier lists.

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

lol i bet ur 40
That is some youtube comment shit.

the big fat guy with the huge gun is the heavy weapons guy
the guy with the EOD vest and grenades is the demolitions expert

But to be fair they're pretty obvious compared to the rest of the TF2 class.

Cooper Torres
Cooper Torres

I think the same case for lucio awhile ago when everyone was instant locking him
I had to assume it was some dumbass youtuber telling them to do it

Aiden Miller
Aiden Miller

When will we get a cute loli to Overwatch?

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

1:1 tie on nepal
last round, the center bell tower place that's out in the open
playing genji, getting better on him
harassing the back lines, clutch deflections, generally being a hard-to-kill nuisance all three rounds
enemy team is at 0%, with my side at 99% in overtime
they rush with ults
open with junkrat/pharah, we put a few down, including their zarya and winston
lucio blows his ult a bit early, while zarya and winston are still down
mercy swoops in, rezzes
entire enemy team is clustered at or around the top of their stairs leading to the point
zarya and winston rez, both hit ult
i hit deflection just as this happens to try to reflect some pharah rockets into the melee
apparently it also deflects zarya's ult
entire enemy team gets pinned by their own zarya's ult
hit my Q
friendly mei and pharah help me shred the enemy glob
only reaper survives due to wraith walk
runs off the point only to die to an icicle in the back of his head
salt, salt everywhere
"you just hit E while facing towards us Genji!"
enough salt is mined that my loot box i received for that level gave me the d.va "salt" spray
feel like a total badass
secretly know that yeah, all i did was happen to be hitting E towards everyone while zarya shot me with my ult
be content in the knowledge that i've killed cross map snipers by baiting a shot and deflecting it for a headshot

Kevin Rivera
Kevin Rivera

woops, they didn't have the pharah, we did.

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

Is there continuation to this image or is this the full version?
Is there something on the opposing side, as in, more heroes or something or is this the only one?

This would make really good looking poster but I want to know if there's more to it

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

9890018
file deleted, file deleted, file deleted, file deleted
what happened

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

probably forgot to spoil porn so deleted to repost

Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

Replace the existing cast with lolis.

You got it.

Colton Ward
Colton Ward

the others are trash but god damn that mercy
would plant my seed in her

John Powell
John Powell

Somehow I managed to get a POTM on Mercy without resing or killing anybody. I didn't really even "save" anyone.

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

its like its point based or something
I hardly ever get good ones and never with any ults

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

I have the "highlight" recorded. I'll webm and post it when I have the time, not now though.

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

thanks for explaining this one to me, steven universe user. i was wondering why it didnt say "chomp" or something like that. i look forward to learning more about this cute looking cartoon from talkative fans such as yourself.
tell me, who is your gemsona?
-Anonymous
{click here to feed my dragons!}
[My element is saltwater] [You are Sasuke]

Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

Did all you guys from halfchan /vg/ leave? I mean this looks EXACTLY like a halfchan /vg/ thread, so I'm assuming you all came from there. What happened? Can't post lewds anymore?

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

Here we go.

The single res was after the round end and doesn't count for anything. This game went into sudden death, there had to have been better plays than this.

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

If I recall correctly, a junkrat killed at least 3 of us on the cart with his ult when they were attacking, and then won the round. THAT should have been POTG, or something like it.

Ayden Thompson
Ayden Thompson

do any of you still play mcre? hes fun for sport, but i cant really justify playing him over reaper or soldier. hell, i could hardly find the time to play him even before they nerfed fan the hammer.
in addition to different actions counting for a better chance at play of the game, i think theres some randomness to it. and during steamrolls 'boring' potgs seem more common too. did your team just push their shit in?

Jayden Brown
Jayden Brown

tfw pharah knocks you off the cliff and then the enemy Roadhog saves you.

Thanks enemy Roadhog, have a face full of scrap cannon for your effort too!.

Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

what is the best counter for tracer up in your teams ass?

Ryan Lewis
Ryan Lewis

if you both have a good connection roadhogs hook and a face blast will obliterate her, but otherwise she will recall before youre able to fire or fly off to the side of you. story of my life.
if your team is paying any attention at all, mei will slow her down enough for teammates to kill her in fractions of a second, but otherwise is a mediocre counter.
mid range hit scans like mcree or soldier, are my go to ninja and tracer counters, whoever youre more comfortable with at the moment.

Jaxon Wright
Jaxon Wright

So turns out, if someone leaves your competitive game and you leave as well, THEN you rejoin and win the game, you still take a loss

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

I've played McCree for far longer than any other character in the game. I'm not great at aiming, but I just like cowboy characters, and his playstyle doesn't clash with me much. I wouldn't mind if Fan the Hammer was unnerfed a tiny bit. D.VA needs a buff before that'll happen, however.

I get the feeling that Reinhardt players don't fear McCree's Deadeye enough, considering the number of times I've seen Reinhardts use charges, fire strikes, or even turn around. This POTG would not have happened if Reinhardt just kept his shield up.

Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith

I tired playing as Mcree, but gave up because I kept fucking up his ult. Any tips?

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

Use high ground and be sneaky
Use it mid team fight when you are not near main combat

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

expect the enemy to either scatter or gun for you when using your ult, youre a prime target for pig hook or a few shots and a helix rocket for soldier 76. its almost a suicide button if the enemy knows where you are.
but you can use that, even if you dont pick up a kill, sometimes making the enemy scatter can give your teammate time to position better. consider cancelling it if you can only get 1 low priority target since you will get a lot of charge back.
its a very opportunistic ult, its best used in the middle of a fight rather than hoping to just kill off 3 or 4 people, when the enemy is already engaged with chaotic opponents like reaper, tracer, mei or reinhardt since they will have to now focus on escaping. also, deadeye will lock on faster on opponents with less health. im not intimately familiar with that mechanic, what happens if they are healed after a full lock on? lucios ult seems to betray the skull icons.

you might feel like youre wasting it when you arent killing 5 full health roadhogs with it, but you are not, and choosing whether or not to actually pull the trigger or retain some charge to spook them again sooner is something that only starts to make sense as youre able to read the situation better. not just learning each characters capabilities, but how the fight will likely play out based on the competence of your allies and enemies.

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

Not much I can say that doesn't sound like a self-help book. When it comes to ulting as McCree, you need a good combination of timing, positioning, patience, and balls. Especially balls.

Patience is the most important since everyone will react when they hear "IT'S HIGH NOOOON". You don't necessarily need to kill people with it to make Deadeye useful, since it forces people to take cover or play a guessing game of who to prioritize, you or the nearby Reaper/Mei. Some people are gutsy enough to not take cover, and either that or forcing the enemy team to run out of cover is when it's good to fire. That said, I usually only get 1-2 Deadeye kills on average, which is okay considering that if you're not bad, you can get his ult back fairly quickly, doubly so since not firing brings your meter down to 50%.

You don't even really need to use his ult whenever it's available, it's more of a playmaker move that punishes people or counters their playmaker attempts. If an enemy Lucio hears your ult and reacts with his, you have just enough time to oneshot him before he even lands to activate his Sonic Barrier. A Zenyatta during his Transcendance can't do anything besides bodyblock his teammates, which is difficult considering that most other characters are wider or taller than him, and his healing still can't stop instant kills.

Genji, Hanzo, Widowmaker, Bastion, D.VA, Zarya and Winston are all characters you need to keep an eye out when wanting to pop off a Deadeye, since they can either ruin your ult by just plain killing you quickly, or blocking your shots. It is possible to fully lock onto a Zarya before her shields run out, and if she activates them early, you have nothing to worry about. D.VA's mech is only trouble if she's near her teammates, and if you're wanting to piss her off a bit more, you can activate your ult as soon as you can take down her mech, giving her zero time to run away. Winston is easy pickings considering his size and limited range. Only his barrier is trouble, but you can always get a good feeling for how long they last, like in webm related. Besides Genji's deflect, it pretty much just comes down to pressuring the Hanzo and Widowmaker players however you can, since they have the ability to prioritize ulting McCrees at any time and range.

Using teammates as meatshields is reccommended, since you can lock onto enemies through them, and they can't as immediately see or hit you. You can also begin his ult in the air, allowing you to get those weird angle Deadeyes that nobody is able to predict, especially if an enemy Junkrat happens to launch you upwards. Most Junkrat players aren't good at quickly following a mine launch with a direct hit grenade.

There's probably more concise, better advice out there, but that's my two cents.

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

start reading this
think "oh this is probably the story campaign in overwatch"
go to play screen
see robots / omniwhatever on "play against AI"
start playing that
its literally the same as normal quickplay juts with bots instead
they're not even following the tips from the game

what the fuck? Why is this story here?
I've never felt so let down by the story side of a video game in my life

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

what the fuck? Why is this story here?
same reason anything has a story. so fans can find more reasons to ship characters

Grayson Stewart
Grayson Stewart

Decide to try competitive mode
Ready for pre-made teams of Korean kids with hivemind responses
It's comfy
People do what they're supposed to do
People don't fucking wander off or chase people far off point
People actually want to win
What is this feeling? I've never been so satisfied playing Zarya before!

Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

I'm at level 40 and people still won't dive the point when we're about to lose. They fundamentally misunderstand the mechanics of the game by doing this.

This happening once is worse than 20 amazing games.

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

This happening once is worse than 20 amazing games.

Austin Roberts
Austin Roberts

p15, over 300 replies
new bread?

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

i can whip one up again, unless someone else would rather

Lucas Hall
Lucas Hall

New bread

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

spooky, thats the image i was going to use for the group/party anchor

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

don't play as d.va then idiot

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