Webm thread, YOU'RE TOO SLOW edition

CHILI DOGS

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nice thread.

These threads have hit a new low.

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The Italian one makes no sense, detergent for coloured clothes doesn't actually change colour. In fact, it would be doing its job poorly if it did. Not sure what the Chinese one is but it would make sense for it to bleach clothing.

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I want that in my garden.

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Question.

Just how fucking fast is Quicksilver?

fast enough to be deus ex machina.

Someone did a real-time version of that scene, and it was so fast you could barely make out any of the details at all. But I'll tell you this much, he's not as fast as the Flash CLAIMS to be. Attoseconds my fucking ass.

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anybody have that page?

God damn, I need more Korra/Asami webms. Their voices is oddly soothing

are these the "foam" girls?

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i'm actually gonna pirate that movie now just because of that scene tbh

Just the panel.

😂👌

Sounds like an improvement to me m8

The Flash once saved everyone in an apartment building as it was being destroyed, read a book about architecture from the local library, and rebuilt the building, all within 2 minutes. I wish I had saved those pages.

So when's dat Quicksilver film coming out? he was like the only good part of this whole retarded prequel trilogy.


I can't wait to see how shit the remainder of the DC universe turns out, especially the flash, but especially Wonder Womyn.


Lel

keep dreaming, chink

You got me, I went into this movie ill prepared, I've never seen an X-Men movie before, but after they talked about it on RLM, I felt the need to go see it.

I had to piss real bad though when the movie was wrapping up, so I left the theater before the post-credits scene. In the post-credits scene the Essex Corp collects a sample of Wolverine's blood, and the Essex Corp means of course .. Mr Sinister. So they're already planning the next film in the series. But this is the first X-Men movie I've ever seen.

Also in regards to your comment in regards to The Flash… The problem with the DCMU is that it's so fucking pretentious. They just take themselves way too seriously, and because of that, it'll be impossible for a really good movie to come out of what they're trying to do.

If they were to loosen up and have some fun like that Quicksilver scene, I mean I get it, some people are pissy that people are going just to watch Evan Peters be the fucking man for 3 minute scenes. In this movie he starts the fight against Apocalypse, and you'd THINK that his super speed would give him the advantage, but Apocalypse quickly activates his antithesis powers and basically stunlocks Quicksilver, then breaks his leg, so that puts an end to that. But BEFORE he does, Quicksilver definitely slaps him around good, any other villain and it would have been a fight that was over.

That said, I think if The Flash can be playful with it like this and doesn't go Green Lantern, but does take itself LESS SERIOUSLY than they did with BvS, then it could work.

Which is why it won't, because DC fags want everything to be serious. It's a fucking miracle that The Killing Joke is going to hit theaters for a one-day only showing on July 25th.

that video's fucking retarded

Well do go on, user, don't leave us hanging :^)

no u

What is this from?

The first 2 X-men films are pretty good, I really enjoyed them but I'm not sure if that's just nostalgia, the casting is great, the writing is great, the acting is great, the special effects are great, the story is great. It's sure to annoy die hard fans but it's still enjoyable.

Considering who directed it it makes sense. I didn't even watch Batman vs Superman, I watched Man of Steel and that was absolutely retarded and then I watched some shorts from BvS and all that shit about Batman losing his shit because he doesn't know who's side Superman is on When the fuck was Batman the arbiter of justice, bitch needs to chill the fuck out and look in the fucking mirror.


It's pretty silly

broteam making a new subscriber notification sound

Thanks

you know what i really don't get about flash? he can think and read and do everything so fast he could technically read a bunch of books about every possible situation he's in and always make the exact most optimal decision yet he keeps doing dumb shit. what's super fast thinking good for if you're just gonna run headfirst into the fire anyway?

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the narrative and characters are part of the story (or the story and characters are part of the narrative i forget which way round) videogames are best as games you fricks

I was thinking about how this text-to-speech generator was made. And I realized that every president speech is written beforehand and analyzed by a committee.
So how long until we have the Deus Ex HR newscaster style talking head president?

kek

In that panel The Flash is bullshitting. He doesn't grasp nor hone his own powers as well as he claims.

Time to get lewd.

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kek

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I'm fine with it if the game remains fun.

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Who's this greatest ally ? I want to subscribe to his YouTube channel and so should you.
Thanks you for posting this, Anonymous !

Jesus Christ
24 - 8 = 16
63 - 7 = 56

156. You do it from left to right, not right to left. Fucking backwards niggers.

Oh cool, I've been looking for this for some time.

Huh, I was never taught that but it seems neat.

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You do enough long division and you start seeing it.

The fuck is this.
Reminds me of dreams which is a similar "game" thats coming out for ps4

From what I understand common core is just a different way of doing it, not necessarily superior. The weird part is the concatenate operation that they do.

You don't fucking say?

holy fucking shit, this is infuriating
then don't fucking teach the new way
that just makes you less trustworthy
how is that not fucking convoluted?
jesus 9-inch-nail christ
LIES! LIES AND DECEIT!
I'll tear his ass into a swastika if I ever meet that kike.

The problem with common core is that when you look at the basic arithmetic operations, there are many different mental paths you can take to get to your solution. Rather than rewarding kids for taking whatever gets them to the result the fastest, they demand everyone takes the same route. The idea here is that this creates a "shared basis".

I would describe it as lazy cheap education that is easily to check by computer. This is especially noticeable when you see teachers consider 5*2 and 2*5 different things and demand you adjust to approach to it. (You have to draw x rows of y columns, because y rows of x columns is totally different and thus wrong.)

How is a kid supposed to reconcile this when they get to algebra I and learn about the communicative property? It's intuitive in "natural" math, but becomes codified once a student gets there.

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Holy shit that is retarded. His whole act of how hard it is to solve a simple subtraction just tells you how much bullshit your about to be swallowing. Worthy of an infomercial.

He says how hard it is for kids to learn to add and subtract the 'old way' and that they can learn better with a graph. But then he adds together the numbers he pulls from the graph. It's essentially

3 +
10 +
100 +
43
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156

Not to mention that you're supposed to be learning shit you can use in real life. No one has the time to draw up a graph. The purpose of the 'old way' is that it can be done in your head. So much of education is fucked because they're teaching kids things for the exam rather than useful knowledge. This graph bullshit is only useful in an exam situation.

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Is this how America write decimal places?

That has always been a problem in schools even before common core, tho.
In fact i thinm this situation is the natural consequence of a mentality that has been part of public eudication for decades.
People go trough school to get a piece of paper that doesn't even help them land a decent job IRL, and also forget everything they've learned.
A lot of what is taught in school is a complete abstraction that doesn't apply in real life, so children despise learning it while in school, and are quick to forget everything once they're out.

When this system eats up kids and spits out manchildren, no real formation involved, and is graded on a national scale simply by test scores and exam results, then what is this institution supposed to do?
they focus on the only thing that gives them funding, the tests, the exams, it all boils down to a score system, you gotta reach that quota or your school won't have the next check, school becomes a business.

The issue with public education is rooted in how both the state, and private companies are handling education itself, shit is the way it is because it has been handled horribly for many years now.
The concept of school actually teaching you something useful once you're out of it is making way to a self feeding, feedback loop system that doesn't give a shit about the product it's processing in it's bowels, it's dehumanizing towards the students, puts the teachers under strict regulations and an immense amount of stress while also being underpaid, and doing nothing positive for any of the parties involved.

Pretty much.

It's disgusting how little focus there is on useful skills in schools. If it can't be graded sufficiently, it gets thrown out of the curriculum or terribly taught.


This is most noticeable with how schools teach you how to write your resume or apply for a job, or rather, how they don't.

to be honest, i forgot how to do it the old way with the column and the line. i always just did it in my head, picking the round number closest to the actual number and then adding the numbers in between kind of like he did in the video. i don't really understand anything else about what he did but that part kind of makes sense to me.

And that's the beauty of it, you're free to count any way you want after you've learned the basics.

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Not bad. would have gone smoother if he used the Straw trick.

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You might as well just say that characters like Flash and Quicksilver are just sequentially stopping time (rather than taking it at a lump sum like DIO and Sakuya do). It's the only way it makes sense how the result of their powers actually function rather than how they're described.

Meanwhile, you have reached a new high. Look at you go !

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jesus.

Sauce?

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That's the proper name.

Palästinalied means Palestine song you ignorant fuck.

source?

Valkyrie Drive Mermaid.


Wizards.

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Nigger when Common Core was revealed and dished out some self proclaimed teachers on /n/ posted Common Core for all to see. The first pic is the only one I labeled common core, the trigonometry sections is so shit that even retards can see it.

It's also got other issues such as pics 2 and 3.

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Estos chistes se escriben solos

kind of related but yeah, 2016 has been quite a ride so far

Shit
*These jokes write themselves


I've been lurking /argentina/ for way too long, with congresists wanting to ban loli and stuff like that.
Based founding fathers for preventing it on the 19th article of our consitution tho

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You have to go back.

But I'm already here, esse

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lel, italians are confirmed cucks.

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it's just a pun cause in italy we call nigros black, and the box had black written on it

what are you currently playing?

shit, obviously

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What am I watching?

The part where Hitler says "annihiliate the jewish race", is that proper translation? Don't speak a lick of German.

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South Africa

The translation in the video is correct, the clip is too short to tell the context beyond simply hatred of Jews.

He says "Die vernichtung der Jüdischen Rasse in europa" which means "The destruction of the jewish race in europe" So id say it works. But he probably meant that he was gonna remove jews from europe by the means of just bunching them up and throwing them out.

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Thanks, I always wonder since I read about the whole final solution thing.

I fucking love South Africa

ITALY YES

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nor for much longer

He's right tho, if we had a Trump 50 years ago we wouldn't be in this predicament


Don't let your contry become like mine, vote Trump unironicly

Country*

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Hello fellow coolholian

Thats the part that didn't make sense to you? Not the part where the white woman wants to turn a white man into a nigger? Only a couple % of whites race mix, yet the (((chosen ones))) make it seem very common in their media.

How does that standing in place but still fast work

He doesn't stand in place for very long.

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What's your issue with it? Because I can tell that the process of encoding this and not having the audio go out of sync was a bitch, so having the audio be the first thing that's criticized is not good for my paranoia.

The audio is in sync in my browser, so what's the problem?

The audio itself is the problem. Too low effort.

All those girls in front row cumming.

Who are these guys? Seem like a comfy bunch

boku no blue mail media

To be fair, I imagine sex with Tracer being fast and really shitty

Ah, well they can hardly be faulted for not doing their own porn foley, but the voice seems original.

Yeah, surely there was no Jew behind that commercial. Come on now, do you even believe yourself?

Nope. Ausrotten comes from aus (to, from) rotten (root out). It used to mean "to root out" or in other words deport, but after WW2 the Allies have been pushing ausrotten as "exterminate" even though it never meant that before until now.

It's pretty freaky how even language is being rewritten to suit the narrative.

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In the clip he says vernichtung, though.

Thats another thing that's lied about. The correct translation would actually be "the total solution". Watch the footage from the Nuremberg trials. A lot of the accused Germans were pretty much going "WTF" how in the trials the foreign accusers were insisting that ausrotten meant exterminate or that they had a program called final solution - as if the Germans wouldn't understand their own language better than the accusers.

Ok I didn't watch that webm actually. But I know he said ausrotten in some speech, and that's the one thats commonly used as proof that he intended to kill the Jews, even though it meant deport.

ljhg

Yeah, that's what I was referring to, specifically this webm.

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WHY

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The actual fuck?

What..the fuck…is that?
Instant noodles, surrounded by nachos, covered in spice, doused in what I'm assuming is lime juice from a citrus press, covered in I'm guessing macaroni, sprinkled with cheese, doused in four different sauces and a bit more lime, and finished of with a ladlefull of whatever the presumed macaroni was cooked in.

What is this called so I can google it, because it looks weird as fuck, and I really want to try it.

I'm guessing on the sauces but it seems to be white sauce (or mayo?), sriracha, spicy mayo, and… more sriracha? Ketchup?

It looks autistic as fuck but I also sort of want to try it

The words are "exceedingly inferior".

Please avoid doublespeak.

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Not
hitler_gentlemann.webm

You can't make this shit up.

I thought this through and your method is way easier to teach because all you have to do to prepare for this sort of subtraction is to teach kids about single digit subtractions like

10-1

and then move up to bigger digit problems like

14-6 to teach them their subtraction tables, so if you use this method, long subtraction becomes very easy to fuckin' teach!

All you have to do to get them to understand negitive numbers is to tell them that if they're subtracting something like

100-200

All they have to do is flip the numbers and add a negitive symbol to the result.

This is an exceedingly good method to reach children to teach them subtraction!

I think the carry the one subtraction was introduced to dumb down kids like Common Core has made apparent. They've been preparing for this.

WAIT FUCKING SHIT WRONG ONE

THIS GUY

Has she done anal though
10/10

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HOW IS THIS EASIER THAN THE OLD WAY?!

neckbeard special?
looks disgusting.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Amerifats will eat this!

It's not supposed to be easier, it's meant to trip up and dumb down everybody. That way there's no intelligence-based ableism or prejudice or whatever since everyone's retarded

proof:

I'm not even that good at math and seeing him pretend to be retarded to make the "old" way look more complex and obtuse made me cringe so hard I had to leave the computer for a few seconds.

These people need to be rounded up and executed.

now that's a good pun
simple, but still gets the job done

Son of a bitch, that's a new level of based.

Preddy gay tbh.

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This is why Marxism is destroying the west.

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This cant be.

This gave me MED RESISTANT AIDS.

Commie Core is living on borrowed time.

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Reckoning soon.

here, breathe in some cyanide.

Goddamn i love living in Texas.

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Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck am I watching

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What? Where text and post?

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Bless the britbongs, they have made the first step

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Subtracting is about finding the difference.
This way is supposed to make sure you use easier to calculate numbers and to prevent counting backwards, where it is easier to trip up. Is still kind of awkward though because it adds a frame of reference (the number line) to create a list of numbers you have to keep track of, making it impossible to do in your head.
The easiest way to do it would be like this (you can even do it in your head):
243 - 83
1. subtract 43 from 87 to get 44
2. subtract 40 from 200
3. subtract 4 from 160
So you are always working with manageable numbers you can work in your mind.

The true issue with common core though isn't the math portion. The real crazy shit is elsewhere.

How did we got ourselves into this big mess?

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The fuck is going on?! I cant post WebM's.

The first time I've seen anything like this. Weird.

I'm scared.

It becus ur really dead already and u really don't have your videos with you.
rib user
;__;

So many webm's saved
So little original to post

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Sorry, user.

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I was hoping that would be the original.
By which I mean the one where it doesn't loop the first person and you get that guy with a machete running in slow-motion when the rapid piano kicks in.

kek

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I know the one you mean, I just turned that one from youtube to post it in a thread a few days ago.

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Usually people post soundless webms, but this one is a first.

Also, congrats for posting!

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that's why you make OC I left my OC in my other pants, I swear

Rip user ;_;7

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What happened?

My reaction image was OC though

I'm getting there

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Does the game actually do that? That's pretty fucking awesome.

Where can I get it.

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is that an actual wushu tournament round, or is it like a "style" round.

I dunno, man. Sorry.

Dude you messed up your math. 243-83 is 160. On the first line you put 43 from 87 when it should have been 83

TONS OF FLAVOR!

I was on board until the macaroni and cheese part.

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Oh! they're dancing; it's like figure skating.

I unironically like anime screams.


They're just putting on a performance.

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Gib download link plox.

Kill yourself.

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Whatever, fag.

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The short answer would be that we let ourselves get into it

Wanna get semi doxxed, Miss World?
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Have fun with that.

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Go back to Holla Forums faggot.

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I have literally never been on leftypol.

Go fiddle your ass.

I didn't think it was possible to rustle so many people with just futa.

That Animatedjames isn't it?

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Look up Walking by Kanoguti

The 243-83 is the typo. Original video was 243 - 87.

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o kurwa co sie tam odjaniepawliło

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Found it.

kanoguti93.web.fc2.com/soft5/index.html

I'm more annoyed about the quality of it.

Americans. You have to go back.

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We /ck/ now?

Crawl back into your shed and fetch the toilet brush, pole, you haven't washed my bathroom yet.

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I'd rather have a shitty job with a shitty wage and then do what I want than have a lifestyle orchestrated by Jews that will lead me to being a fat, dull and mindless liberal. Now now, my little obedient goy, munch on that estrogen-infused proteinless food.

Nice repeaters

Does the pole think it isn't living under Jewish control? Does it lie to itself or is it stupid?

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needs a catchy name

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If you weren't an ignorant obese oaf, you'd know ways of the Jew and how to eliminate or at least to some extent limit their control over you. But you, living all your life in your comfort zone, jacking off twice a day to japanese drawings, eating food with protein value not being far from shit and drinking overly sugared koolaid have fully accepted their ways. Further "conversation" with you is pointless, as I see you have your mind poisoned to a point of no return.
Everytime.

source on audio?

I post a reaction image from an anime, so I jack off to it? So that image of Tyrone you just posted, what does that mean? Whatever pollack, I only drink water and I eat food from my family farm. Send your sister my way, I'll buy her for some pocket change, she can clean the barn and suck my dick.

You sound awfully buttsore, tbh fam

:^)

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sauce

What could it mean?

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Not this shit again.

Holy shit! I was looking for that webm.

Holy shit, that was my Amtrack Platoon!!!!

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Wait, what was it?

Just click on it, fam, the file is still up.

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these are obviously jokes
but what for

Gonna request sauce on this. In exchange, have a man yelling at fish.

thats a goliath grouper, he's probably spearfishing somewhere off the florida coast or one of the carolinas. harmless but a pain in the dick if you're trying to spear anything around wrecks or reefs. guy probably wanted to spear the grouper itself if it wouldn't wreck his gear.

not the fish, user. I have plenty of experience with asshole groupers. I was asking about the song.

thanks though

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Why is this happening?

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What's crazy is I am a legit schizophrenic constantly hallucinating and I'm less crazy than Wu is

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MY SIDES

Thank you user for posting my new favorite webm.

Also, yeah, why the hell is any of this happening?

I remember seeing this webm a while back, and I believe the explanation is as such: Two chinese companies got into a fight over contracting rights. Both believe they have the exclusive rights to fix a certain stretch of road or something(and thus get paid), so naturally they aren't inclined to let the other rival company fix it in their place and steal the money. Things escalated, and before you know it, you have bootleg battlebots all over again.

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This is why parents shouldn't be giving children skype

fug

anyone have the actual webm?

why would she do this? why would anyone do this?

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That Chad in the cap- they got a fucking telepath on the show.

Rip in piece