ITT piss off Holla Forums with one sentence

OG DOOM does not have good level design. This is not bait btw its very true.

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>i like video games

FUCK

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Oblivion is garbage, everyone knows that. Skyrim and shallow and boring but both Oblivion and Skyrim are so bad that there's no point in comparing them when you could be playing Morrowind.

But that's true why would it piss off Holla Forums?

But that's true.

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"I get pussy every night."

Are you referring to this thread itself or are you saying something that would piss Holla Forums off?

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anime is really fucking gay dude, fuck off with that shit

I'm referring to the thread, of course.

SFV is a shitty game, and online scores mean jack shit.

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your not wrong

I'm playing IS Defense right now
and I resonantly got all the achievements in Hatred.

That being said i do think both games are fun

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Anything else?

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This is some fuckin meta-posting.

But seriously, sage, because this is a reddit thread.

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this series was overrated and deserved to die

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But that's actually 100% true. BC was a better version of Classic, for sure, but once Wrath hit and the game's design actually had any amount of thought put into it, talent trees started to make some sense, combat mechanics weren't afterthoughts, etc. it became a different, better game.

Maybe replace MoP with BC

I bought Xenoblade Chronicles X

Change it to WoD, and say Legion will save WoW.

You can thank me later.

Baldur's Gate Enhanced and Siege of Dragonspear brought some well needed changes and content to the game

Oh, and I look forward to Planescape Torment's Enhanced Edition. That game desperately needs to be brought up to speed with modern values and expectations.

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even if it's a joke you're a fucking monster

That hurt to type.

… Undertale. :^)

Dragon dildos are for faggots.

Aren't dildos for women only?

how about some things that I think are true that also piss off Holla Forums
>V is the best MGS game and Policenauts was shit ZoE is good though

if that last one doesn't make you mad I don't know what will, just know that I do fully believe it with all of my heart

The only part that made me mad was the part about Policenauts being shit. The rest I didn't give a shit about.

Try harder

ITT: Be cancer

I'm retarded and forgot we were trying to bait. BC and WOTLK were decent, it went downhill from there. Vanilla was a chore to play.

Policenauts is a shitty VN with horribly paced and slow writing. Nothing of interest happens at any reasonable frequency, and 90% of it is just filler. It had the potential to be an interesting mystery novel but it completely fails at that. You only like it because it isn't well known and it pretends to be smarter than it really is.

I got a few

You legitimately pissed me off. Good job.

I wasn't saying that as bait to piss you off, these are opinions that I completely believe and you have shit taste

System Shock 2 is too slow for an FPS and has a poor story system.

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is this the news reddit opinions thread?

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Dark Souls really raised the bar that games should meet to be considered "good"

Jesus fucking christ it's not that hard to piss off Holla Forums
It's still summer

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I like video games.

We agree with that though.

That's true though.
Oblivion is easily the worst open world RPG made to date.
Even worse that that Two Worlds thing.

It's not that new games are bad, it's just that you're too old for games.

get out fag.

You win the thread.

its nothing special, its actually quite bad at times. using doom as a gold standard for anything is laughable

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I could understand that. I don't think you are right, but I could understand your stance on the lot.

You should've said "Skyrim is significantly better than Morrowind". Or, god forbid, "Oblivion is better than Morrowind".
That hurts just to type, though.

how are you this stupid

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Bungie's Halo games are good, deal with it.

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I don't understand any more.

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Mark did nothing wrong.

I want to fuck Ashly Burch

As the years go by, this shit starts to feel more and more true to me. Am I just being deceived by nostalgia?

Mass Effects is the greatest series ever made, such great gameplay

Holla Forums is cancer that kills the board by shitting up threads with Jew caricatures and graphs. Everyone knows they're shit but they dismiss everything by calling you Holla Forums or a goon.

You're playing video games just to evade real life issues.

Mad, user, not glad.

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webm thread

People are allowed to have different opinions

Why is the bathroom a problem for the genderfluid? It's just a place to wash or use the toilet, it's not like the towel rail is judging you or anything.

The challenge is to piss off Holla Forums. The vast majority of anons here are well aware of that fact and have long since stopped giving a shit.

Holla Forums was good for about a week before the inevitable happened and people got bored of interacting with each other like civilized human beings. That being said, I think a lot of the people who whine and complain about how shit today's Holla Forums is weren't even here that first week to begin with.

How did you know

Open beta early access preorder bonus day-1 DLC Blizzard EA Ubisoft Bethesda Fallout 4 Overwatch if you don't like it don't play it >2Dshit >weebshit NISA Atlus Persona 4 Chie is my waifu smug junkofag smug jurifag NO MARIE NO BUY half press is still a press berserk is shit griffith did nothing wrong your taste is so shit i tasted shit while browsing your shit THICKER hunger games nepfag axl low SUPABUS dmc sucks you killed it by not buying the newest one it was the most souls like experience i've ever had in my entire life i can't even i mean i literally can't even i want to fuck Anita xx made by Platinum cumskin my uncle died in holocaust remember the 6 million xbox one ps4 copy that jojo i came from 4chan now check'em

Fallout 4 > S.T.A.L.K.E.R

I mean shit, the graphics are way nicer in F4. Slavs can't make good games for shit.

There's no difference between 8/v/ and half/v/.

Good job, OP. You pissed off Holla Forums with your one-sentence template thread.

except
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>I think Fallout 4 was an alright game

>The WiiU might not have any games, but it's more of a game console than either of its cable box competitors.

are you a burger type? do you remember the weeks after the 9-11? people were rather polite, but it didnt take long for shit to go back to what is considered normal.
people blame later exodites for full chan Holla Forums "going to shit" and maybe theres truth to that, but i wonder how relaxed things would have remained without them.

They said things that piss Holla Forums off, not things that are objectively wrong

X game was devved by SJWs all along bonus points if the game has a ton of fan service

Icing on the cake

There needs to be more women characters in video games.
So I can look at their jiggling asses all the time.
N64 was better than the PSX in every category except FMVs
The way all the polygons jiggled drove me nuts.
Ratchet & Clank is just Earthworm Jim mixed with Banjo-Kazooie which sounds pretty good.
TF2 is better than Overwatch the latter is so colorful and busy I don't know what's going on.

How would these two piss anybody off?

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But that's true, Kirby is for fags who can't play actual games.

There is literally nothing wrong with censorship

Skyrim is better than Morrowind m8, just turn off the quest markers and voilá

all TES game are shit tough

I'm glad sjws are ruining your retarted games with terrible translation and censorship.

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Wait guys watch this

Ahem…

JURI IS A TRASH WAIFU

Shut up weeb faggot. You only come here because your retarted weebshitboard is dead as fuck.

>>>/a/

Dark Souls 2 is the best souls game

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VN's are shit

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>>>Holla Forums
Get the fuck out you stormweenies

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I bought a new case for by Xbox ONE with HOLE TECHNOLOGY, so I can add an extended magazine and Dorito holder.

But the last one is true.

Well, it is better than Oblivion. Oblivion was really fucking garbage, and Skyrim was just garbage. With mods Skyrim can be made into a good game, but Oblivion not really.

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Shin Megami Tensei was never good.

I think you missed the point
besides, why would I be mad that you have shit taste?

indie devs have saved gaming

All you have to do to piss Holla Forums off is talk positively about a game or in a way that shows you might be actually having fun with a game. Bonus hatred if that game is less than 5 years old. Double bonus if the game is or was at all popular.

Because this board is filled to the brim with autistic hipsters.

Remember when everyone hated Halo? Now everyone just hates the latest Halo games.
Doom? All this shit about MUH SPEED but where was this outrage when Doom 3 was released?

Autistic.
Hipsters.

Gottem~

v's waifu

Surprised this haven't been done yet

Fire Emblem Awakening and Fates are good games.

You sure got me user!

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OP said "piss off", not "depress".

heh youre a good sport

I like the direction Spore ended up taking more than its original design.

youre supposed to make me mad not burst into treats

Boss and Big Boss are the Lightnings of Metal Gear.

Steam is unironically the savior of PC gaming.

Pirates are nothing but casuals without money.

I buy video games.

>this is a pro Shill board
>John Kelly was right

I non-ironically believe this, its given a platform to sell pc games to the mainstream and has ignited devs to make their game available to pc again as well as indie devs a platform to make good money.

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forgot to link

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Who?

I try to be

Polite sage

The guy from the Onion.

People here hate steam because it's popular. Any other argument just comes right down to difficulties with piracy it may cause or some paranoia induced thing.

WEEEEEEELL

it's the big show

Oh lol this is the evidence of shills huh?

Ever notice how those 7 foot tall giants never seem to workout or anything?

I'd go full Brolly mode if I had that natural height. Eat entire families for my protein needs.

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I think they do work out, it just doesn't show.

Either that or it's just The Big Show who's a lazy fuck. Kane looks pretty good for a giant after sporting that senator armstrong look

traps are gay

Japs haven't made a single good game, they're all utter shit.

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FUCK TUMBLRTALE

Id like to start out by saying, that i think all you people who play tumblrtale suck a big fat goat dick.

now, to move on

I think TUMBLRCUCKS are pathetic. all they do is sit around with their big lips and collect welfare. and if they're not doing that, theyre robbing, raping, stealing, murdering, or in jail. So id like to give a big fuck you to all you tumblrites out there. By the way, im not really racist, i have a tumblrite NIGGER in my family tree. Hes been hanging there about 20 years (badumdum!)

Now on to SJWTALE cucks. they are like a mixture of tumblrcucks and bunnies. they also sit around and collect welfare, but they have a different method. They all reproduce at an amazing rate, and then the welfare collection moves on into the next generation. They really all should be lined up and shot, with their goy clothes and their nigger skeleton flags. And, like tumblrcucks, they go out robbing, raping, mugging, stealing, murdering, and end up in jail.

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALLOWED IN Holla Forums?

Jews. Hitler was right. They are nothing but money grubbing little fucks. like that guy toby fox, look at him. He makes a pointless game, sells a million some copies, AND THAT ISNT ENOUGH. now he has to make a movie too. That movie is going to suck, just like him, and just like all his fans. Hes a self centered piece of shit, just like every other jew ive met. And whats this deal with jews whining about the holocaust?!?! they gotta make movies, books, whatever. Its all about money with them. they cant spend their own money and get on a public access channel and whine about it, no they gotta set up a holocaust memorial, bug that faggot jew steven spielberg to make a movie that sold out, and a bunch of other shit. fuck jews.

Undertalefags. Well, Undertalefags are their own category. It seems they just dont get it. WE DONT CARE THAT YOU LIKE TUMBLRTALE! GET OUT OF MY Holla Forums! I know if i had kids i wouldnt want em to be seein a bunch of cum guzzlin tumblrtales walkin down the street with their womanly manhood dangling around screamin we want tumblrtale discussion….

YOU HAVE TUMBLRTALE DISCUSSION! YOU HAVENT BEEN B& YET! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY!

All they do is fuck like bunnies and spread the tumblrcuck virus. I hope they kill themselves off soon.

Tumblrtales are out to ruin the economy. Look at em with their piece of shit meme games. Why do they have to evade our economy? I mean, i dont see anything wrong with them sellin shit over here, but they practically SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS! and YOU FUCKERS keep buying the shit. I say we send a couple more sage-bombs over there, take care of their tumblr asses.

Goat molesters make me sick, but they keep popping up! Whats this world coming to when these guys can peddle their goatkiddy porn over the internet! ITS SICK! All those goatkiddy porn fuckers should be castrated with plastic forks and burned at the stake.

Tumblrtales. God i fucking hate Tumblrtales. LEAVE ME ALONE! All they do is whine about how people are going to go to hell and try and convert people! GET A LIFE! god damn sexually dysfunctional little fucks! You should all be burned at the stake like you did to the pagans! I fucking hate you all!

i feel alot better after doing this. And im not going to hide behind a fake email address and name. email me, i dont give a fuck. all you losers are pathetic. go out and get a fucking life, quit sittin around masturbating to goats behind your computer screen you little scrawny fucks. Im so drunk right now i dont give a fuck if you fags fuckin email me. Hell, i'll give you my fucking fone number too while im at it, feel free to call me, or are you afraid to? afraid i might humiliate you over the phone? 717 867 1292, if its busy 717 867 1679, ask for FUCK OFF TUMBLRTALE, i'll be waiting for all your calls.

oh, and one more thing.

FUCK YOU!
Holla Forums
Yeah, thats right you fucks, i hate you too.

Skyrim wasn't that much of an improvement though, especially when it comes to apparel.

Wouldn't this pasta be better used in an undertale thread?

Piss Holla Forums off with one sentence

>I play vidya

That evokes pity and schadenfreude more than anger.

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I got a few more

You know, censorship really isn't as big of a deal as you people make it out to be, and even then, I personally enjoyed all the creative and fun ways that they altered the outfits in games of late, especially street fighter and bravely second.
NoA did nothing wrong and you people are just envious of their success.

>tfw i unironically enjoyed skyward sword and thought it was a solid 7.5/10

Why feeling pity when it's better than any megamen game ever made?

it seems there's a ledditor in this thread
archive.is/guUlU

He is a kojimadrone too. Not even surprised.

Great is typically considered a 8.9+/10 game. I agree SS is a solid C

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No matter what people say most of Holla Forums has a mob mentality

Dragon's Dogma is just a shitty Skyrim ripoff.

Overwatch is a genuinely better, more well thought out game than TF2 ever was.

Does the truth anger Holla Forums?

fallout 4 was the best game i ever played

fuck off

3D is better than 2D

2D-only betas are pathetic foxes who could never reach the grapes & throw a "3DPD!" tantrum any time they're reminded of that which they cannot have.

There is no better feeling than having a warm, soft body against you & a hot, wet vagina on your dick whenever you want; far more convenient than a fake substitute which has to be heated & lubricated.