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Welcome back!
For those of you who weren't here last night, today we'll be playing a German text-based game where we assume control of one of the offspring of the Mistress of Darkness and go out and fuck things up.

Previously, Morgul the Destroyer was tasked with spreading chaos in the kingdom of man so the king sends out patrols, and then to… deal with them. There are many ways to go about doing this, but last time we opted to go in, uh… legs blazing, and wound up burning 2 towns to the ground, causing some heat to fall onto us. A three year nap later, and we went back to stirring shit up, robbing merchants on the road, and funding terrorism operations. It's all in good fun.

So, with that out of the way, let's see the fruit of our results.

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Um, oops. I guess the gremlins forgot to feed our captive woman? Jeez, we're off to a good start here. As expected, they're mobilizing further in response to our DARING attacks, but I really hope they're not asking a floating celestial for help.
In the meantime, the thief and knight searching for our lair seem to have found some loot that's supposed to help them. Hopefully they make it here so we can kill them and take it for our own.

Oh shit! Scott the Bald's already found our clearing!
The cheeky cunt sneaks past our expensive traps, kills the guards we bought, and gets all the way to our treasure room!
Unfortunately for him, that's where we sleep.

Nobody feels like taking our treasure after that.

But okay, who really cares about any of that?
More importantly, we finished our mission. Time to go get some sweet monster pussy.

What are you guys in the mood for today?

Human form
I just beat this a few minutes ago, it's surprisingly fun. Need to replay it for the kill mom ending.

dragon fucking!

How did you pass the requirement for the lair shit? I do everything she asks of me but I never got it to work.

Human form

Human form.
Too much dragon form

Did you move to a higher tier lair or just upgrade your starting one? You need to get raid a place and move in unless you start with wings or can dig, which automatically starts you at an acceptable lair.

You reek of normalfag.

Fuck her as a dragon so you may some day find love

You're not changing into a human, you're fucking her while she's a human.

You never been into the previous thread?
We've been fucking mother in her dragon form.
Let's try her human pussy

This is a surprisingly tame picture given that we just fucked her so hard that our cum is coming out of her ears.
But, whatever, she's knocked up. Morgul has earned his time to rest now.
More importantly, we now assume control of a more powerful dragon! Let's decide:

Morphals the Powerful - A large lindwurm with mighty legs and impenetrable scales. Large enough to be compared with a horse.

Alaphis the Sabertooth - A modestly sized hydra with mighty legs, impenetrable scales, and two heads.

Reyerghal the Gutspiller - A modestly sized lindwurm with impenetrable scales and two pairs of paws with claws.

Morphals

Go big or go home, Morphals is our boy.
I think it's the size above horse that lets us start fucking titans.

How does that work?

I propose Hydra because sea.

I think it replaces our legs, so it's like an upgrade? That's what I can gather, at least.

Instead of having legs on only one set of legs, it's on both front and back.

Also hydra doesn't get access to the sea, you need to find one that says it has gills.

Probably faster walking.

Oh. Morphals then

Morphals the Powerful, gotta go for dem powerful legs, continue our proud lineage

LEEEEGSSS

LARGE LEGS

We are now Morphals the Powerful!
Men shall tremble under our mighty feet.

So, our mission this time is a bit simpler than the last one: she wants us to have a really nice lair. Basically, we need to move our of the weird cliffside thing we live in currently, and get it fully furnished within 10 years. That shouldn't be too hard with our strength, right?
So where to this time?

Trade route, we need dosh to hire servants

Can you go to your lair menu and hit inspect so we know what we are starting out with?

Fucking homophones make me want to type layer instead of lair

Trade Route for money and maybe find a fort to take

Trade routes.

Trade route, give them the legs.

What a pitiful occurance. What the fuck are we supposed to do with a starving horse and a dirt-ass peasant?

leave, we need them action points

Leave

Leave. Green hunger is good, isn't it? It's a limit on how much we can replenish our other stats by eating?

RAPE

or leave

Bah, we have better things to deal with right now than peasants. After heading back to the lair to check ourselves out, we make another plan of action.

Yeah, we can never be not starving. It comes with being the embodiment of sin, you know?

smugglers den?
Are we big enough to eat bitches and get money?

smugglers den
lets see how it goes

Smug den

Uh… not much we can do here yet. You sort of need money.

back to trade routes

Go dicker around on the trade roads and look for something to loot and/or occupy.

Back to the trade routes then.
IF THERE'S NOTHING, we go raid some town/farm

Hitting the road again, we discover… an inn! Not really suitable for a lair, but great for a thirsty dragon to hit up.

ALE

Hunger/lust increase is of no use. Skip, return to route.

Skip

Skip.

The funniest part of this is that you arent even that big. Didn;t you do this before when you were the size of man?
Why don't like eight guys just beat the shit out of you?

As frustrating as it is for both us and Morphals, we skip the inn and keep going down the road.
Where we find… an outpost! This should have some nice loot in it. I wonder if we can take them?

You try and beat the shit out of a 12 foot long mutant snake with legs.

Attack

go for it

ATTACK

TIME FOR LEG DAY

[bagpipes intensify]

Give it a shot I guess, its not that dangerous.

'Minimal danger' sounds like they don't have any real chance to wound us, the only problem is our own die roll to wound them. Since it doesn't seem like combat actions have any influence on our regular on map actions, go for the long haul.

continue our assault

WEAK HUMANS!
They crumble before our assault.
We're a little hurt for our efforts, but we get… a little bit of loot. Barely anything worth talking about. I guess it was nice to stretch our legs a bit.
What now?

Rural area

Trade roads again. Gotta find an estate to hole up in.

roads

is this a porn game or somthing

Lets hit up the trade routes.

Leg day training game

OY VEY!!!! A MERCHANT ON THE ROAD!
And a rich one, to boot! I'm sure he's an integral part of whatever economy he's headed towards, and the honorable thing to do would be to escort him to his destination.

Rob the fucker. Steal his shekels

Last time we got blindsided & wounded by a lance, but we're the size of a horse now, not a big dog. I'd say test our luck.

We shoah him

...

THE KIKE AND HIS SOLDIERS ARE EFFORTLESSLY BTFO
Now that is some MUCH better loot! More deserving of us. Good job, now we have 4700 farthings' worth of treasure.
Where do we go now with our last action point?

We attack the trade routes in hope we can take a small outpost for ourselves.

Trade routes and take and outpost

Check out the old ruins, that sounds lair-y

One more go for an estate capture. There are potential lairs in the trade routes, aren't there? The estate line suggests that, considering the old knight and his run-down manor from the first thread. Or was that in the rural areas?

from what i saw lastnight trade route have a bunch of small outposty things we can make a lair.

Bah. We keep heading down the road and find another outpost. What a waste of time.

Keep looking.

We better go get that outpost we already conquered fortified.

It's not suitable for a lair.

Keep looking for a new lair.

More peasants. Again. This is getting annoying.

Check out the ruins instead, see if we have better luck.

The ruins are… ah… not for lairs, let me put it like that.

All we need is a lair and we can complete our quest…

Keep skipping until we find an above-average looting target or an estate we can capture, assuming there is one on the trade routes. What does our anger stat do, anyways?


I think the only thing in the ruins is the witch. Is that correct, OP?

if it maxes out you're forced to attack the next thing you find

The witch can also heal you and take a year off your sleep time.

Keep looking

These peasants are beneath us. Proceed to the trade routes.

My, my, what is this?
A castle, on my trade route? Color me surprised! It's very heavily fortified, but it's a good thing we didn't stumble across this later or we might've killed ourselves in a fury.
What's your call?


We can always come back later after we rest.

maybe we shouls come back later

Don't be a pussy.

Against the odds!

Now is not the time, move on.

'Miserable' and 'average' suggests that attrition would not be on our side. Pass and keep looking for a manor, which should satisfy the requirements of Queen Bitch Not-Tiamat.

In a rare moment of clarity, we decide to hold off on attacking the heavily fortified castle.
On the downside, Morphals is now pissed. Choose your next location with care.

Mountains don't fail me now

have we ever been to the mountains?

Forest

mountains.
I don't remember we stepped foot/claw/paw on a mountain

Forest, as while either forest or mountains sound like they might have caves, forests don't have giants. Elves or ogres at worst.

but we're about to attack the next thing we see and we don't want to run into giants

And we've been training our legs our entire lives for this very day

And?

Thank fucking god we ran into a ram and not a gang of fire niggers.
No choice but to eat it, so we did. Good job.

Anything you guys wanna do before we go to sleep for a few years?

Forest

W I T C H T I M E

I think you mean thank our fucking mistress.

Let's try the trade routes again, we're bound to run into an old knight and his single daughter again

That requires an action point.
I meant like, paying off gremlins or smugglers.

W I T C H
I
T
C
H

Oh, Gremlins then.

In retrospect, there's not much they have to offer us if we're planning on switching lairs soon… might as well just head to bed.

If we can afford to spread terror by some means, do so.

Smuggler?
We need to do something

Alright, we nap for a couple years and The Man rallies his forces against us, like that's gonna do anything.
We also got a marauder on our tail. Hopefully he won't be a bother later down the line.
So, now that we're awake and rested, what's our first plan?

Trade Route, gotta find a fly new crib to keep some honeys in

Trade routes, if there isn't any better option for finding a just-good-enough lair. The forest ogre had a cave, for example. Maybe we can tangle with him now?

Mountains, find a nice cave with much needed storage room

We head off on a long, dusty road…
And what do we find but a lone knight and his squire? It would be a great chance for the young man to gain some glory and honor by slaying us. Do we want to give him that chance?

kill that armor polisher

...

Don't kill Don Quixote

Continue down the road. If he challenges us, so be it. I imagine ignoring him without leaving instead of going all to fight him in gives us some chance to keep an action point without getting mad as hell if he chickens out, or else just takes an action point and presses us into the combat.

go somewhere else

Move along.

Pff, pass up the knight and get a peasant.
Nice call, guys.

Leave

Save action points for now.

Whoops. Keep going, then.

leave, keep rolling for a manor or bailey

We've still got 4 points left!

rural area, eat some cattle

forest or trade route to look for lair

Let's head to the forest. We can kill an Ogre and take its lair

forest or trade route for lair hunting

we need a lair still trade route.

The forest it is! Hopefully we get lucky and come across that ogre…
… and we don't. Just a couple of girls out for a leisurely foraging. If only we could rape them both at the same time!

Trade route, I want a mansion

go after virgin and impregnate her
may as well start building up the army

rape

The one holding the mushrooms

Rape and release.

you guys might want to tell him which you want to rape

What good is having 2 pairs of legs if you can't do twice the rape?

virgin rape and kidnap

But we don't have two pairs of legs.

The slow one this time

Yea i noticed i forgot to say virgin in there

This virgin is CUTE!!
What do you guys wanna do with her after we rape her?

Rob and release

Is there ever a reason NOT to rob them?

kidnap, can use her as a snack next turn if we get furious

Rob, boink, kidnap, unless robbing disgruntles them and makes them more likely to escape. Make sure to get gremlin manservants before we sleep, since they seem to be the prerequisite for kidnapees surviving.

VIOLATE

Do we still have goblin guards? If yes, kidnap. If no, release.

the guards are cheap and we have a decent amount of cash

After giving her some hickies and creampies, we rob her and toss her into a pit we dug near our treasure pit or something. I'm not really sure what a virgin is doing walking around in the woods with a silver dildo, but I'm not going to ask any questions, either.

I went and bought some gremlins to guard her, too.
What now?

Then, to the rape cave it is

We better get some servants to feed her I guess.

forest or trade route

Trade route lets get a bigger lair to stick her in.

say what

Buy servants, then trade routes.

we went with size increase

let's go to the capital and fight some shit

The dragon is a wing-less, feather-less Raptor the size of a horse.

What's this?
I headed along the trade route, and we seem to have found an EVEN BIGGER CASTLE. Wild. Strangely enough, we seem to have the same chances of survival.
What do you guys think?

Raptor implies a high gait, streamlining and arms, no, we're a Lindwurm, an oldtimey dragon. Literal snake with legs slapped on. Kinda shitty lindwurm, furthermore, because we don't breathe fire or poison as of yet.

Do it

Attack, at least once to see how it goes

you faggots didn't want the first one…
you know what to do OP

Do it

Charge!

Lets take this shit.

Does anyone have a clue what to give when she asks you to make something worth 2700f? I tried making her jewelry but I can't get what she wants

Oh, goodness. It looks like there's really a ton of these guys pouring out of the royal castle.

Good jewelry. Use things like rubies/saphires/diamonds with a mythril/adamantine base. Make sure to have materials for all three slots.

NO guts. No glory. Do it for Mom.

Easiest way I found to solve that is simply going to the city hiding as a human with magic and just buying something of enough value

but they can only do so for a while
Continue!

NO PAIN NO GAIN

We manage to kill a few of them, but one of them gets in a lucky hit and hurts us a bit.

KILL ALL!

go until we're at the brink of death

I'm sorry to break it to you, but they've found that Raptors had wings, not arms, and were unsuited to running because > feathers sticking out everywhere

Everything else, good point.

Keep at it. I want this castle

Ooh, another one strikes in the same spot, exacerbating our wound, bringing us to half-death.

Leave, no bitch is worth this

Pull out, next hit kills us.

I guess we have to retreat I don't want to die.

pull out

Retreat. We'll start foresting instead.


I'm aware of the feathered dinosaur theory being a thing that's gaining traction and has evidence, I don't have any dogmatic position on the extent of it myself, but the wings had to have been vestigial on those claws arms, surely. I doubt there'd be enough wind resistance that they couldn't sprint for a while from ambush. You sure about raptors having too much drag?

JUST

Also how do you keep your captives alive, I've gotten one years at best?

Well, shit on me, that could've gone better, couldn't it?
Where do we want to drag our sorry asses this time?

Don't impregnate them. They always die the turn after they give birth. Useful to keep snacks around.

We die in the next hit we should rest.

forest, look for something to eat to get to lustful
then we can go to the witch for healing to save 2 turns.

Not sure. That was what my biology professor decided to spend an hour ranting on.
He was claiming that the arms were merely misunderstood wing bones and the claws were elbows or something like that.
I don't really know for sure, I fell asleep about 15 minutes in.


Also, I agree with

The claws are pretty clearly claws, they aren't long enough to form full wings that would create significant drag, and furthermore wouldn't be very useful to begin with, since even gliding seems dubious for a creature so seemingly tail-heavy.

WEW

run then roll forest again

Can you buttrape the elf?

run away.

REMOVE ELVES

Sadly, no.

Run then try forest again.

FINALLY, WE STUMBLE ACROSS AN OGRE IN A CAVE!

We're much stronger than the last time we were here, but we're also pretty injured. We can return here later, or we can try and take the big brute down now.

REMOVE ELF
We must find the way to their hidden village

return later

find a virgin to eat then go get sucked off by the witch so we can heal

leave, we can come back when healthy.

I kinda wanna risk it. Lets do it.

return later. We must be in top condition.

Flee.

Find a cow or something to eat.
Get healing.
Come back later.

How many years do we have left to complete our goal? If a great deal, we can afford to eat, reroll forest, and potentially succeed or have to sleep again with no great loss, but otherwise we need to gamble, as it's death by ogre or death by Tiamat in that case.

we're on year 3 and have 10 so we're fine on time.

It would be really embarrassing to get killed by an OGRE of all things, wouldn't it? Nah, we can deal with it later. You remember this location to return to at a different point.

So where to now? If you want to use magic before we go to bed, then we should head to the witch now.

Sure, let's do the witch. Do any of the spells have intra-yearly effects?

we still have 2 action points left and witch won't do anything for us right now as we're only horny.
So forest.

I'm not sure, to be honest.

let's go to forest.

magic trap is the only one, i think

Perfect. A thief is on our trail and we can't do anything else useful, so we'll cast that and hedge our bets.

Woo woo?

Heading to the forest, we catch a break and nobody tries to murder us this time. I guess this deer could try something, but we can take it.

Let's hunt the deer.

dat how a nigga eat (eat da deer)

leave it alone

May as well, just in case healing ticks don't apply until post-sleep and some knight happens upon us.

More food, eat the thing.

Deer is kosher enough, eat it.

dear doesn't give lust back
our dragon's not a furry thankfully

...

You guys ever had venison? A little tough, but it's not bad. I imagine what it's like raw?
We've got 1 more action point before we must slumber. What'll it be?

eat girl we kidnapped earlier, then go to witch

This

For reasons I don't fully understand, we head back to our lair to devour the poor peasant girl we captured earlier. She tries to put up a fight, but really, what can she do? Before we know it, we find ourselves in the old ruins, rock hard.

Get magic, cast magic trap to fuck over the thief.

let her milk you, then heal

Heal up

If you aren't maxed on lust then the witch refuses your cum, eating the peasant got us back to lustful.

Let her milk us

get magic.

You'd think her jaw would be tired after fitting our huge dragon cock in it for hours on end, but hey, it's magic, she doesn't have to explain shit.
What we need to explain, however, is what we want from her.

heal

heal

Magic, we'll heal later.

Heal

Magic, what else?

Heal. You need to sleep soon, healing now will save you two years.

Magic good

...

I guess the smart thing would to be to heal, but hey, magic sounds better.

I had no idea you slept depending on how injured you are. That's neat!
Anyway, we're spent, so it's back to the lair for a quick little nap.

The thief that was following us continues and fails to find us, and in the meantime, a wandering knight swears to bring us to justice for our misdeeds. Yeah right, dude.
After a VERY short nap, we awaken from our slumber to bend the world to our will once again.

What do you set your sights on?

ogre cave

can we access the ogre den through places?
If so do that

Oh yeah, we can go back to the ogre den or castle until we become a new dragon.

Let's wreck go to the forest to see if we can find the ogre's cave.

Hit the trade route let's Find that lair

Ogre cave

RAPE THE OGRE

T r a d e
R o u t e s

Kill the ogre

FUCK AN OGRE

Yes
FUCK THE OGRE

FUCK
U
C
K

Kill it make its home and it's waifu ours.

Worth a shot, fight it.

Ow, fuck! That hurt!
We're wounded, should we continue the battle?

RAPE HIM

KILL THE OGRE

KILL MAIM

Keep going

K I L L

RIP AND TEAR

w e w

Do we continue the fight?

NO REST FOR THE WICKED

not worth the risk, turn tail and lick our wounds

Run live to fight another day

you guys are always retarded at games

NOT ONE STEP BACK

Are we actually doing something to the ogre or is it just us getting hit repeatly with a hammer? I suggest we should run.

If only we fucking had magic.

Time to run.


Worked out last time it said "low", turns out we were just lucky then.

...

Welp. Time to be a bitch and bug out

We're just depending on luck, really.

While that could have gone better… could've been worse, too. We need to count our blessings on this, so to speak.
Shit happens.

What do you think we should do now?

on these threads OP always end up loosing because of this

Back to trade routes.

Trade routes

go to witch and heal

trade routes

Can we heal up and hit trade routes? Is so do that.

That would take two actions. Pick one.

Heal then.

The trade roads it is!
We don't get lucky, though. Fucking peasants are a diamond dozen.

Nigga's gotta eat.

Eat a whole horse.

Leave

leave

EAT THAT BITCH

Leave

EAT YOURSELVES FEGITS!

This is a skinny ass horse, leave

...

Leave

leave

Roll?

Eat it

Alright, so we ignore the stupid peasants and keep going along to road, only to find… some crossbowmen escorting a caravan.
Do you think we can take it?

leave

Crossbowmen have always been shitty in the past compared to our fabulous hide.

Do not argue with these digits

OBTAIN SHEKELS

...

Run bitch

kill em

...

Alright, bailing it is. Discretion is the better part of valor, right?
But either way, Morphals is not in a very good mood. He's not furious yet, but keep that in mind.

heal

Well, we can't do anything until Morphals stops being almost a corpse. Let's heal.

go heal for fucks sake

Heal

Well, we could go run away from other things, or we could do the better option of getting back in shape.

Heal if we can.
If not, Forest

One deepthroating later and we're back in business!
Now where did you guys want to head out to?

Trade route

trade route

trade route.

Since the ogre is a no-go, go wherever the ruined mansion is. I don't remember if that was trade routes or the rural area, but it counts as a lair, doesn't it?

Off to Israel.

Headed into the trade route, we come across… another royal castle!
Do you feel luckier this time?

roll the dice

Fuck it. I rather get a nice cosy lair.

Gee thanks, game, This surely raises our possibilities of finding a lair.

Fuck that shit. Come back when our legs are stronger

This is getting silly. No.

Looks like a dump. Head on down the road.

leave

change to head down the road.

Let's do it

FINALLY!

KILL THE OLD BASTARD. CLAIM THE VIRGIN.

SMASH THEM ALL WITH OUR MIGHTY LEGS.

FUCK THAT KNIGHT UP

LET'S GET REVENGE ON THE OLD KNIGHT

Poor bastard.

Ravage his daughter then kill him.

Killem

There's our home sweet home. Crack his can open.

MIGHTY BOOT

...

KILL HIM

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
YOU ARE WEAK, OLD MAN!

We strike him down in a single blow, and like that, his ancestral home is ours. The loot is nice, but we have a much better prize on our hands…
What shall we do with our fair lady? Keep in mind that noble women are better at breeding than peasants.

OH SHIT THE WITCH DRAINED US, WE CAN'T FUCK THIS WOMAN!

Let's rape her and keep her as our slave.

I'd say rape and kidnap, but we'll lose her when we change lairs. Rape, rob, and release

KILL HER, SHE IS USELESS

Then rob and eat.

Kidnap. Fuck later when we're horny enough.

Kidnap, let's take her home. We kinda blew our load for the hot witch.

eat her

I guess rob and maybe take her to the lair

The three R's of good Dragoning.

Make him home our lair hire everyone to protect new home

Kidnap for later.

Oh goodness, Lady d'Bruisac is loaded! We should rob ladies more often, shit! Since we can't rape her yet, we bring her back to the lair and toss her in a cage for… later use.
We've got one action left, how do you want to make use of it?

So are there any good games like this that don't involve fucking? I like these shitty menu management things but it's all just smut.

Let's go to the mountains.

Did this manor not count as a lair? For god's sake. I guess we'll just have to keep looking for the small castle and try our luck.

change lairs

No, it does, we just don't change lairs automatically, and I'm not sure if you guys wanted to wait to rape the lady or something first.

Get really fucking horny, Rape.

If we change lairs, we lose the Lady. Let's wait until next year

I just want to change lairs, buy trap/fortification/servants/guards, and go fuck the mistress

Good, good. If is correct, postpone the move, assuming that this place remains empty if we rest. Otherwise, move if we don't have the action points to get everything done.

I'm not sure if I'm entirely correct, but I think the guards have to be monsters we've spawned.

They don't, merc guards work fine.

Okay, so since the majority seem to not want to change lairs just yet, how should we spend our last action point?

Get really fucking horny.

Let's go to the forest.

If there's any reliable way to do this, sure. The only thing I can think of is getting ale at the inn, but I don't know if we can go there manually.

forest

eating any girl gives lust gain as well

Out in the forest, we get lucky!
It would appear that we have two women to choose from for our amusement.

Snatch the virgin.

Let's eat the virgin. It will probably give us a bigger boost.

We're out of semen, starving, and have a noble lady waiting at home. A little human with berries for dessert sounds good.

get the Virgin

Will the berries make the dragon horny

Second

eat the virgin

She's… not cute at all.
That's a real shame. What should we do with her? I already assume you want to rob her.

eat

Rob, eat, sleep.

rob and eat

Rob and eat.

...

Eat her.

Nope, no vore here, no sir… wait a goddamn second.
Are these German bastards really trying to pull one over on me??????? Is this a fucking joke?

Well shit. We Cell now.

Finish eating your delicious hamburgers Atsuragi.

That has to be Imperfect Cell in the last pic.

Now its time for Cell us to go impregnate the noble lady and take a nap.

Holy shit, that's lazy. On the plus side, I guess we're close to becoming the perfect life form now. Remember kids, never skip leg day if you want to achieve perfection.

EVEN MORE PERFECT

Well, uh… anyway, we have a choice to make.
We can go to sleep now, but after that little snack, we're in a good enough mood for a little bit of noble action. I'm not sure what is the best path to take, strategically, though. It would be a shame to waste her.

What should we do?

Let's do some noble action, first. A perfect lifeform needs not sleep, after all.

The only use we can get out of her is a soldier for the dark army as if we make a servant/guard we lose them when switching lair anyways.
So just impregnate now.

If we don't have servants, she'll starve. She might starve anyways, not sure based on what we'ev seen. I can't remember if purchases at the gremlin's place is a free action, so if not, it's now or never.

This guy speaks truth

Yes, I do have gremlin servants at our lair for her.
But I'm not sure if that works 100% of the time.

Flip a coin?

RAPE HER

she won't starve if we have gremlin servants but she might escape if we don't have mercenary guards as well.

Take no chances, hire guards.

Spoiler alert: I touched her.
Let's hope for the best while we sleep, shall we?
… FUCK. That could have gone worse, I suppose. Regardless, we only slept for a year, again.

We have 6 years remaining. What do we do now?

No porn pics? What the fuck?

Claim our new lair and fortify it.

We've had this one like, 8 times, man.

change lair

We've got a non-generic lair now, so it's about time to claim it and start mass producing monsters. And fulfill the trap/fortify objective, also.

Oh, didn't know it just used some generic picture.

Pics only change when you change dragon colour but most are randomly generated regardless.

Alright, so I moved into the lair and bought absolutely everything that I could for it.
Turns out that's it! We did it! Do you know what that means, boys?

How you want her, fam?

Dragon 100%

Any reason to abstain, rather than immediately make a descendant?

Human.

Dragon

Not that I'm aware of. You lose your lair and loot when you change.

Gives you more time to work on growing the army. Really though you have plenty of time later and its quicker as you're stronger and can handle attacking more targets so less running.

That's what I thought, but I have no idea what the balance would be between time invested as a weaker patriarch versus lost years made up for by being able to knock down bigger pegs. Everything outside per-generation objectives boils down to the correct destruction of enemy infrastructure, after all.

Human

Dragon

Woah, hold on, lady. This is too much furry, not enough lizard fucking. Calm the fuck down.
I'm a little grossed out now, to be honest. Enjoy it.

In the meantime, it's time to pick our new progeny! Let's see what the roulette has brought us today.

Kharaxes the Cursed - A large lindwurm with impenetrable scales and two pairs of paws with claws.

Bellywyrg the Powerful - A large white lindwurm with impenetrable scales, mighty legs, and a chilling breath.

Archoney the Flayer - A huge lindwurm with impenetrable scales and mighty legs. Only the most well fed bulls or cave bears are comparable in size with him.

ITS TIME TO GET HUGE

ARCHONEY IS HUGE. THAT MEANS HE HAS HUGE chances of success

Ohh shit Frost Breath?

Whats more important, Breath weapon or size?

The way that it works out is that there's a soldier score that adds up all grunts and elites(elites count as 3 grunts) that gets multiplied together with the unit diversity score and the degree of wealth accumulated vs army size for total score. Whether you send a grunt in generation 4 or generation 13 its still the same amount of points. Since you need to run less/never you save playtime by doing it later, you just have to spend more time in later generations

Chiling breath
Bellywyrg the powerful it is

Bellywyrg definitely

Bellywyrg the Powerful

I TOLD YOU NIGGERS TO GO HUMAN.

Go Xbox hueg.

breath, plus size is a more common option to get than color.

What a surprise that the dragon porn game has furry art.

Well Bellywyrg the Powerful then.

Bellywyrg

Flay the shit out of them.


I see. So the wise thing to do is fulfill objectives, but otherwise do quiet running until you're decently strong so as not to get the enemy mobilized before you throw everything into army production in the last leg?

Bellywyrg

mobilization isn't a huge deal really, you can just keep financing terrorists every turn.

WHITE POWER FLOWS IN OUR MAGICAL VEINS!

So, the Mistress is giving us a staggering 25 years to attract a thief to our lair and kill him. That sounds… really simple, actually. I absolutely cannot imagine why it would take us anywhere near that long, but that's besides the point.
I'm pretty tired, so I'm gonna call it a day on this one. I'll be back tomorrow so we can continue the genocide crusade.

C ya tomorrow OP

You may want to include archive links for the previous threads in your next OP

>thread 1 not my link
archive.is/llrp2
archive.is/7D2Fm
archive.is/YHiq6

Oh, shit, that's a good idea.
Many thanks, user.

could you sauce the kemomimi manga you keep posting? looks cute af. I'll ask in the next thread if no one looks at this one

You think you can Handle how Cute and Lewd this is?

Its as lewd as is is cute

ugh, where the fuck do you sleep in generation 1 and 2? like i can't fucking figure this out lolz