Welcome back! For those of you who weren't here last night, today we'll be playing a German text-based game where we assume control of one of the offspring of the Mistress of Darkness and go out and fuck things up.
Previously, Morgul the Destroyer was tasked with spreading chaos in the kingdom of man so the king sends out patrols, and then to… deal with them. There are many ways to go about doing this, but last time we opted to go in, uh… legs blazing, and wound up burning 2 towns to the ground, causing some heat to fall onto us. A three year nap later, and we went back to stirring shit up, robbing merchants on the road, and funding terrorism operations. It's all in good fun.
So, with that out of the way, let's see the fruit of our results.
Um, oops. I guess the gremlins forgot to feed our captive woman? Jeez, we're off to a good start here. As expected, they're mobilizing further in response to our DARING attacks, but I really hope they're not asking a floating celestial for help. In the meantime, the thief and knight searching for our lair seem to have found some loot that's supposed to help them. Hopefully they make it here so we can kill them and take it for our own.
Evan Anderson
Oh shit! Scott the Bald's already found our clearing! The cheeky cunt sneaks past our expensive traps, kills the guards we bought, and gets all the way to our treasure room! Unfortunately for him, that's where we sleep.
Nobody feels like taking our treasure after that.
Jayden Rivera
But okay, who really cares about any of that? More importantly, we finished our mission. Time to go get some sweet monster pussy.
What are you guys in the mood for today?
Noah Butler
Human form I just beat this a few minutes ago, it's surprisingly fun. Need to replay it for the kill mom ending.
Chase Hernandez
dragon fucking!
Jack Campbell
How did you pass the requirement for the lair shit? I do everything she asks of me but I never got it to work.
Christian Cox
Human form
Jonathan Perez
Human form. Too much dragon form
Eli Thompson
Did you move to a higher tier lair or just upgrade your starting one? You need to get raid a place and move in unless you start with wings or can dig, which automatically starts you at an acceptable lair.
John Bailey
You reek of normalfag.
Fuck her as a dragon so you may some day find love
Jackson White
You're not changing into a human, you're fucking her while she's a human.
Colton Hughes
You never been into the previous thread? We've been fucking mother in her dragon form. Let's try her human pussy
Jackson Foster
This is a surprisingly tame picture given that we just fucked her so hard that our cum is coming out of her ears. But, whatever, she's knocked up. Morgul has earned his time to rest now. More importantly, we now assume control of a more powerful dragon! Let's decide:
Morphals the Powerful - A large lindwurm with mighty legs and impenetrable scales. Large enough to be compared with a horse.
Alaphis the Sabertooth - A modestly sized hydra with mighty legs, impenetrable scales, and two heads.
Reyerghal the Gutspiller - A modestly sized lindwurm with impenetrable scales and two pairs of paws with claws.
Cameron Cox
Morphals
Angel Wright
Go big or go home, Morphals is our boy. I think it's the size above horse that lets us start fucking titans.
Wyatt White
How does that work?
I propose Hydra because sea.
Chase Parker
I think it replaces our legs, so it's like an upgrade? That's what I can gather, at least.
Jordan Perez
Instead of having legs on only one set of legs, it's on both front and back.
Also hydra doesn't get access to the sea, you need to find one that says it has gills.
Ethan Stewart
Probably faster walking.
Oh. Morphals then
Gavin Sullivan
Morphals the Powerful, gotta go for dem powerful legs, continue our proud lineage
Jack Kelly
LEEEEGSSS
Levi Gomez
LARGE LEGS
Jacob Reed
We are now Morphals the Powerful! Men shall tremble under our mighty feet.
So, our mission this time is a bit simpler than the last one: she wants us to have a really nice lair. Basically, we need to move our of the weird cliffside thing we live in currently, and get it fully furnished within 10 years. That shouldn't be too hard with our strength, right? So where to this time?
Sebastian Hernandez
Trade route, we need dosh to hire servants
Adam Murphy
Can you go to your lair menu and hit inspect so we know what we are starting out with?
Fucking homophones make me want to type layer instead of lair
Gabriel Jackson
Trade Route for money and maybe find a fort to take
Isaac Perez
Trade routes.
Hudson Adams
Trade route, give them the legs.
Evan Myers
What a pitiful occurance. What the fuck are we supposed to do with a starving horse and a dirt-ass peasant?
Cooper Rivera
leave, we need them action points
Nathaniel Torres
Leave
Luis Harris
Leave. Green hunger is good, isn't it? It's a limit on how much we can replenish our other stats by eating?
Kayden White
RAPE
or leave
Easton Morales
Bah, we have better things to deal with right now than peasants. After heading back to the lair to check ourselves out, we make another plan of action.
Yeah, we can never be not starving. It comes with being the embodiment of sin, you know?
Elijah Clark
smugglers den? Are we big enough to eat bitches and get money?
Chase Rogers
smugglers den lets see how it goes
Colton Parker
Smug den
Noah Gray
Uh… not much we can do here yet. You sort of need money.
James Kelly
back to trade routes
Kayden Perry
Go dicker around on the trade roads and look for something to loot and/or occupy.
Isaiah Moore
Back to the trade routes then. IF THERE'S NOTHING, we go raid some town/farm
Landon Cooper
Hitting the road again, we discover… an inn! Not really suitable for a lair, but great for a thirsty dragon to hit up.
Ryder Davis
ALE
Colton Adams
Hunger/lust increase is of no use. Skip, return to route.
David Reed
Skip
Alexander Smith
Skip.
Joshua Davis
The funniest part of this is that you arent even that big. Didn;t you do this before when you were the size of man? Why don't like eight guys just beat the shit out of you?
Kevin Russell
As frustrating as it is for both us and Morphals, we skip the inn and keep going down the road. Where we find… an outpost! This should have some nice loot in it. I wonder if we can take them?
You try and beat the shit out of a 12 foot long mutant snake with legs.
Kayden Ward
Attack
Jayden Allen
go for it
Luke Peterson
ATTACK
Nathaniel Ross
TIME FOR LEG DAY
Matthew Moore
[bagpipes intensify]
Michael Rogers
Give it a shot I guess, its not that dangerous.
Bentley Hughes
'Minimal danger' sounds like they don't have any real chance to wound us, the only problem is our own die roll to wound them. Since it doesn't seem like combat actions have any influence on our regular on map actions, go for the long haul.
Cooper Collins
continue our assault
Mason Perez
WEAK HUMANS! They crumble before our assault. We're a little hurt for our efforts, but we get… a little bit of loot. Barely anything worth talking about. I guess it was nice to stretch our legs a bit. What now?
Joshua Hughes
Rural area
Austin Cox
Trade roads again. Gotta find an estate to hole up in.
Christopher Butler
roads
Lincoln Long
is this a porn game or somthing
Charles Carter
Lets hit up the trade routes.
Connor Smith
Leg day training game
Oliver Lopez
OY VEY!!!! A MERCHANT ON THE ROAD! And a rich one, to boot! I'm sure he's an integral part of whatever economy he's headed towards, and the honorable thing to do would be to escort him to his destination.
Brandon Ross
Rob the fucker. Steal his shekels
Benjamin Moore
Last time we got blindsided & wounded by a lance, but we're the size of a horse now, not a big dog. I'd say test our luck.
Eli Sanchez
We shoah him
Asher Stewart
...
Jacob Baker
THE KIKE AND HIS SOLDIERS ARE EFFORTLESSLY BTFO Now that is some MUCH better loot! More deserving of us. Good job, now we have 4700 farthings' worth of treasure. Where do we go now with our last action point?
Jacob Ward
We attack the trade routes in hope we can take a small outpost for ourselves.
Wyatt Garcia
Trade routes and take and outpost
Landon Smith
Check out the old ruins, that sounds lair-y
Justin Allen
One more go for an estate capture. There are potential lairs in the trade routes, aren't there? The estate line suggests that, considering the old knight and his run-down manor from the first thread. Or was that in the rural areas?
Cooper Foster
from what i saw lastnight trade route have a bunch of small outposty things we can make a lair.
David Rodriguez
Bah. We keep heading down the road and find another outpost. What a waste of time.
Nathan Bennett
Keep looking.
Aiden Green
We better go get that outpost we already conquered fortified.
Dominic Cox
It's not suitable for a lair.
Blake Brown
Keep looking for a new lair.
Brayden Bennett
More peasants. Again. This is getting annoying.
Michael Lopez
Check out the ruins instead, see if we have better luck.
Liam Brooks
The ruins are… ah… not for lairs, let me put it like that.
Blake Baker
All we need is a lair and we can complete our quest…
David Collins
Keep skipping until we find an above-average looting target or an estate we can capture, assuming there is one on the trade routes. What does our anger stat do, anyways?
I think the only thing in the ruins is the witch. Is that correct, OP?
Jayden Bell
if it maxes out you're forced to attack the next thing you find
Sebastian Williams
The witch can also heal you and take a year off your sleep time.
Gavin Wood
Keep looking
Jeremiah Harris
These peasants are beneath us. Proceed to the trade routes.
Jordan Martinez
My, my, what is this? A castle, on my trade route? Color me surprised! It's very heavily fortified, but it's a good thing we didn't stumble across this later or we might've killed ourselves in a fury. What's your call?
We can always come back later after we rest.
Justin Stewart
maybe we shouls come back later
Colton Smith
Don't be a pussy.
Jace Evans
Against the odds!
Christopher Ward
Now is not the time, move on.
Easton Edwards
'Miserable' and 'average' suggests that attrition would not be on our side. Pass and keep looking for a manor, which should satisfy the requirements of Queen Bitch Not-Tiamat.
Jaxon Martin
In a rare moment of clarity, we decide to hold off on attacking the heavily fortified castle. On the downside, Morphals is now pissed. Choose your next location with care.
Adrian Campbell
Mountains don't fail me now
John Scott
have we ever been to the mountains?
Luke King
Forest
Kayden Baker
mountains. I don't remember we stepped foot/claw/paw on a mountain
Nicholas Bennett
Forest, as while either forest or mountains sound like they might have caves, forests don't have giants. Elves or ogres at worst.
Christian Nguyen
but we're about to attack the next thing we see and we don't want to run into giants
Jayden Butler
And we've been training our legs our entire lives for this very day
Hunter Sullivan
And?
Ryder Sanders
Thank fucking god we ran into a ram and not a gang of fire niggers. No choice but to eat it, so we did. Good job.
Anything you guys wanna do before we go to sleep for a few years?
Brody Hernandez
Forest
Blake Morales
W I T C H T I M E
Charles Smith
I think you mean thank our fucking mistress.
Let's try the trade routes again, we're bound to run into an old knight and his single daughter again
Carter Lewis
That requires an action point. I meant like, paying off gremlins or smugglers.
Austin Scott
W I T C H I T C H
Jaxon Phillips
Oh, Gremlins then.
Daniel Barnes
In retrospect, there's not much they have to offer us if we're planning on switching lairs soon… might as well just head to bed.
Gabriel Richardson
If we can afford to spread terror by some means, do so.
Isaiah Ortiz
Smuggler? We need to do something
Tyler Watson
Alright, we nap for a couple years and The Man rallies his forces against us, like that's gonna do anything. We also got a marauder on our tail. Hopefully he won't be a bother later down the line. So, now that we're awake and rested, what's our first plan?
Isaiah Allen
Trade Route, gotta find a fly new crib to keep some honeys in
Christian Nelson
Trade routes, if there isn't any better option for finding a just-good-enough lair. The forest ogre had a cave, for example. Maybe we can tangle with him now?
Xavier Reed
Mountains, find a nice cave with much needed storage room
Owen Lee
We head off on a long, dusty road… And what do we find but a lone knight and his squire? It would be a great chance for the young man to gain some glory and honor by slaying us. Do we want to give him that chance?
Isaiah Hernandez
kill that armor polisher
Nolan Ramirez
...
Cooper Jones
Don't kill Don Quixote
David Allen
Continue down the road. If he challenges us, so be it. I imagine ignoring him without leaving instead of going all to fight him in gives us some chance to keep an action point without getting mad as hell if he chickens out, or else just takes an action point and presses us into the combat.
Andrew Davis
go somewhere else
Logan Edwards
Move along.
Jaxon Russell
Pff, pass up the knight and get a peasant. Nice call, guys.
Parker Gray
Leave
Brayden Collins
Save action points for now.
Jonathan Brooks
Whoops. Keep going, then.
Ian Cook
leave, keep rolling for a manor or bailey
David Robinson
We've still got 4 points left!
Jaxon Williams
rural area, eat some cattle
Isaac Green
forest or trade route to look for lair
Christian Cruz
Let's head to the forest. We can kill an Ogre and take its lair
Nathaniel Diaz
forest or trade route for lair hunting
Ayden Sullivan
we need a lair still trade route.
Hunter Smith
The forest it is! Hopefully we get lucky and come across that ogre… … and we don't. Just a couple of girls out for a leisurely foraging. If only we could rape them both at the same time!
Carter Watson
Trade route, I want a mansion
Dylan Morales
go after virgin and impregnate her may as well start building up the army
Daniel Rodriguez
rape
Aiden Butler
The one holding the mushrooms
Xavier Sanchez
Rape and release.
Noah Perez
you guys might want to tell him which you want to rape
Gavin Davis
What good is having 2 pairs of legs if you can't do twice the rape?
Austin Hughes
virgin rape and kidnap
Josiah Scott
But we don't have two pairs of legs.
Thomas Williams
The slow one this time
Adrian Ramirez
Yea i noticed i forgot to say virgin in there
Angel Wilson
This virgin is CUTE!! What do you guys wanna do with her after we rape her?
Samuel Ward
Rob and release
Is there ever a reason NOT to rob them?
Blake Rogers
kidnap, can use her as a snack next turn if we get furious
Juan Morales
Rob, boink, kidnap, unless robbing disgruntles them and makes them more likely to escape. Make sure to get gremlin manservants before we sleep, since they seem to be the prerequisite for kidnapees surviving.
Leo White
VIOLATE
Hudson Campbell
Do we still have goblin guards? If yes, kidnap. If no, release.
Ethan Williams
the guards are cheap and we have a decent amount of cash
Connor Rogers
After giving her some hickies and creampies, we rob her and toss her into a pit we dug near our treasure pit or something. I'm not really sure what a virgin is doing walking around in the woods with a silver dildo, but I'm not going to ask any questions, either.
I went and bought some gremlins to guard her, too. What now?
Daniel Wilson
Then, to the rape cave it is
Jace Myers
We better get some servants to feed her I guess.
Bentley Wood
forest or trade route
Sebastian Ward
Trade route lets get a bigger lair to stick her in.
Cameron Barnes
say what
Carson Reyes
Buy servants, then trade routes.
Hudson Hernandez
we went with size increase
Jackson Diaz
let's go to the capital and fight some shit
Sebastian Cook
The dragon is a wing-less, feather-less Raptor the size of a horse.
Luke Bennett
What's this? I headed along the trade route, and we seem to have found an EVEN BIGGER CASTLE. Wild. Strangely enough, we seem to have the same chances of survival. What do you guys think?
Nicholas Bell
Raptor implies a high gait, streamlining and arms, no, we're a Lindwurm, an oldtimey dragon. Literal snake with legs slapped on. Kinda shitty lindwurm, furthermore, because we don't breathe fire or poison as of yet.
Hunter Campbell
Do it
Ryder Evans
Attack, at least once to see how it goes
Benjamin Moore
you faggots didn't want the first one… you know what to do OP
Leo Green
Do it
Sebastian Howard
Charge!
Cameron Reed
Lets take this shit.
Jace Williams
Does anyone have a clue what to give when she asks you to make something worth 2700f? I tried making her jewelry but I can't get what she wants
Thomas Reyes
Oh, goodness. It looks like there's really a ton of these guys pouring out of the royal castle.
Jackson Mitchell
Good jewelry. Use things like rubies/saphires/diamonds with a mythril/adamantine base. Make sure to have materials for all three slots.
Cooper Kelly
NO guts. No glory. Do it for Mom.
Josiah Lee
Easiest way I found to solve that is simply going to the city hiding as a human with magic and just buying something of enough value
Dylan Gonzalez
but they can only do so for a while Continue!
Gabriel Brooks
NO PAIN NO GAIN
Hudson Gomez
We manage to kill a few of them, but one of them gets in a lucky hit and hurts us a bit.
Jack Roberts
KILL ALL!
Samuel Harris
go until we're at the brink of death
Cooper James
I'm sorry to break it to you, but they've found that Raptors had wings, not arms, and were unsuited to running because > feathers sticking out everywhere
Everything else, good point.
Michael Roberts
Keep at it. I want this castle
Wyatt Jones
Ooh, another one strikes in the same spot, exacerbating our wound, bringing us to half-death.
Tyler Martinez
Leave, no bitch is worth this
Landon Morales
Pull out, next hit kills us.
Juan Cox
I guess we have to retreat I don't want to die.
Eli Miller
pull out
Levi Walker
Retreat. We'll start foresting instead.
I'm aware of the feathered dinosaur theory being a thing that's gaining traction and has evidence, I don't have any dogmatic position on the extent of it myself, but the wings had to have been vestigial on those claws arms, surely. I doubt there'd be enough wind resistance that they couldn't sprint for a while from ambush. You sure about raptors having too much drag?
Adrian Williams
JUST
Also how do you keep your captives alive, I've gotten one years at best?
Asher Foster
Well, shit on me, that could've gone better, couldn't it? Where do we want to drag our sorry asses this time?
Austin Martinez
Don't impregnate them. They always die the turn after they give birth. Useful to keep snacks around.
Xavier Allen
We die in the next hit we should rest.
Nathan Phillips
forest, look for something to eat to get to lustful then we can go to the witch for healing to save 2 turns.
Carter Watson
Not sure. That was what my biology professor decided to spend an hour ranting on. He was claiming that the arms were merely misunderstood wing bones and the claws were elbows or something like that. I don't really know for sure, I fell asleep about 15 minutes in.
Also, I agree with
Adam Kelly
The claws are pretty clearly claws, they aren't long enough to form full wings that would create significant drag, and furthermore wouldn't be very useful to begin with, since even gliding seems dubious for a creature so seemingly tail-heavy.
Eli Murphy
WEW
Mason Brown
run then roll forest again
Evan Hernandez
Can you buttrape the elf?
Nathaniel Taylor
run away.
Joseph Harris
REMOVE ELVES
Evan Turner
Sadly, no.
Ethan Cox
Run then try forest again.
Jaxson Mitchell
FINALLY, WE STUMBLE ACROSS AN OGRE IN A CAVE!
We're much stronger than the last time we were here, but we're also pretty injured. We can return here later, or we can try and take the big brute down now.
Colton Cooper
REMOVE ELF We must find the way to their hidden village
Oliver Collins
return later
find a virgin to eat then go get sucked off by the witch so we can heal
Luis Jenkins
leave, we can come back when healthy.
Jeremiah Hill
I kinda wanna risk it. Lets do it.
Adam Bailey
return later. We must be in top condition.
Gabriel Thompson
Flee.
Find a cow or something to eat. Get healing. Come back later.
Joshua Jackson
How many years do we have left to complete our goal? If a great deal, we can afford to eat, reroll forest, and potentially succeed or have to sleep again with no great loss, but otherwise we need to gamble, as it's death by ogre or death by Tiamat in that case.
Tyler Cruz
we're on year 3 and have 10 so we're fine on time.
Easton Morris
It would be really embarrassing to get killed by an OGRE of all things, wouldn't it? Nah, we can deal with it later. You remember this location to return to at a different point.
So where to now? If you want to use magic before we go to bed, then we should head to the witch now.
Kayden Lewis
Sure, let's do the witch. Do any of the spells have intra-yearly effects?
Bentley Anderson
we still have 2 action points left and witch won't do anything for us right now as we're only horny. So forest.
Evan Bailey
I'm not sure, to be honest.
Lucas Young
let's go to forest.
Charles Jackson
magic trap is the only one, i think
Joshua Gomez
Perfect. A thief is on our trail and we can't do anything else useful, so we'll cast that and hedge our bets.
Jayden Johnson
Woo woo?
Zachary Gray
Heading to the forest, we catch a break and nobody tries to murder us this time. I guess this deer could try something, but we can take it.
Caleb Turner
Let's hunt the deer.
Brody Morgan
dat how a nigga eat (eat da deer)
Jaxon Barnes
leave it alone
Xavier Edwards
May as well, just in case healing ticks don't apply until post-sleep and some knight happens upon us.
Aiden Stewart
More food, eat the thing.
Landon Adams
Deer is kosher enough, eat it.
Juan Ortiz
dear doesn't give lust back our dragon's not a furry thankfully
Blake Cooper
...
Parker Wright
You guys ever had venison? A little tough, but it's not bad. I imagine what it's like raw? We've got 1 more action point before we must slumber. What'll it be?
Adam White
eat girl we kidnapped earlier, then go to witch
Asher Sullivan
This
Jason Fisher
For reasons I don't fully understand, we head back to our lair to devour the poor peasant girl we captured earlier. She tries to put up a fight, but really, what can she do? Before we know it, we find ourselves in the old ruins, rock hard.
Brody Ward
Get magic, cast magic trap to fuck over the thief.
Jaxson Ortiz
let her milk you, then heal
Tyler Jones
Heal up
Gabriel Torres
If you aren't maxed on lust then the witch refuses your cum, eating the peasant got us back to lustful.
Let her milk us
Juan Watson
get magic.
Zachary Rivera
You'd think her jaw would be tired after fitting our huge dragon cock in it for hours on end, but hey, it's magic, she doesn't have to explain shit. What we need to explain, however, is what we want from her.
Gabriel Fisher
heal
Jonathan Flores
heal
Lincoln Murphy
Magic, we'll heal later.
Asher Roberts
Heal
Gavin Wilson
Magic, what else?
Mason Kelly
Heal. You need to sleep soon, healing now will save you two years.
Connor Wood
Magic good
Jason Hughes
...
Christopher Long
I guess the smart thing would to be to heal, but hey, magic sounds better.
Kevin Thompson
I had no idea you slept depending on how injured you are. That's neat! Anyway, we're spent, so it's back to the lair for a quick little nap.
The thief that was following us continues and fails to find us, and in the meantime, a wandering knight swears to bring us to justice for our misdeeds. Yeah right, dude. After a VERY short nap, we awaken from our slumber to bend the world to our will once again.
What do you set your sights on?
Evan Ross
ogre cave
Sebastian Hall
can we access the ogre den through places? If so do that
Luis Bell
Oh yeah, we can go back to the ogre den or castle until we become a new dragon.
Colton Smith
Let's wreck go to the forest to see if we can find the ogre's cave.
Adam Peterson
Hit the trade route let's Find that lair
Nathan Price
Ogre cave
Tyler Long
RAPE THE OGRE
Asher Ortiz
T r a d e R o u t e s
Chase Russell
Kill the ogre
Parker Ward
FUCK AN OGRE
Owen James
Yes FUCK THE OGRE
Austin Powell
FUCK U C K
Alexander Watson
Kill it make its home and it's waifu ours.
Ethan Clark
Worth a shot, fight it.
Ryan Nguyen
Ow, fuck! That hurt! We're wounded, should we continue the battle?
Jose Brooks
RAPE HIM
Carson Murphy
KILL THE OGRE
Ian Lee
KILL MAIM
Dominic Davis
Keep going
Julian Morris
K I L L
Ryder Morales
RIP AND TEAR
Brandon Stewart
w e w
Do we continue the fight?
Parker Rivera
NO REST FOR THE WICKED
Sebastian Rodriguez
not worth the risk, turn tail and lick our wounds
Hudson Gonzalez
Run live to fight another day
Adam Lopez
you guys are always retarded at games
Andrew Martinez
NOT ONE STEP BACK
Ian Hall
Are we actually doing something to the ogre or is it just us getting hit repeatly with a hammer? I suggest we should run.
John Howard
If only we fucking had magic.
Alexander Diaz
Time to run.
Worked out last time it said "low", turns out we were just lucky then.
William Martin
...
Aiden Cox
Welp. Time to be a bitch and bug out
We're just depending on luck, really.
Adrian Price
While that could have gone better… could've been worse, too. We need to count our blessings on this, so to speak. Shit happens.
What do you think we should do now?
Andrew Jones
on these threads OP always end up loosing because of this
Nicholas Robinson
Back to trade routes.
Christian Ward
Trade routes
Tyler Smith
go to witch and heal
Ryan Perry
trade routes
Jordan Gutierrez
Can we heal up and hit trade routes? Is so do that.
Brayden Perry
That would take two actions. Pick one.
Hunter Flores
Heal then.
Juan Barnes
The trade roads it is! We don't get lucky, though. Fucking peasants are a diamond dozen.
Asher Bennett
Nigga's gotta eat.
Ethan Martinez
Eat a whole horse.
Joshua Jones
Leave
Grayson Edwards
leave
Jason Phillips
EAT THAT BITCH
Kayden Barnes
Leave
Luke Martinez
EAT YOURSELVES FEGITS!
Kayden Nguyen
This is a skinny ass horse, leave
Lucas Parker
...
Kayden Edwards
Leave
Dylan James
leave
Adrian Long
Roll?
Tyler Campbell
Eat it
Jackson Moore
Alright, so we ignore the stupid peasants and keep going along to road, only to find… some crossbowmen escorting a caravan. Do you think we can take it?
Brandon Moore
leave
Charles Phillips
Crossbowmen have always been shitty in the past compared to our fabulous hide.
John Diaz
Do not argue with these digits
Nathan Ross
OBTAIN SHEKELS
Jordan Rogers
...
Tyler Miller
Run bitch
Ethan Jackson
kill em
Tyler White
...
Ayden Collins
Alright, bailing it is. Discretion is the better part of valor, right? But either way, Morphals is not in a very good mood. He's not furious yet, but keep that in mind.
Thomas Foster
heal
Brandon Nelson
Well, we can't do anything until Morphals stops being almost a corpse. Let's heal.
Ryan Martin
go heal for fucks sake
Noah Lewis
Heal
Adrian Phillips
Well, we could go run away from other things, or we could do the better option of getting back in shape.
Ayden Powell
Heal if we can. If not, Forest
Owen Anderson
One deepthroating later and we're back in business! Now where did you guys want to head out to?
Nicholas Nelson
Trade route
Bentley Rogers
trade route
Ryder Adams
trade route.
John Reed
Since the ogre is a no-go, go wherever the ruined mansion is. I don't remember if that was trade routes or the rural area, but it counts as a lair, doesn't it?
Bentley Davis
Off to Israel.
Aiden Ortiz
Headed into the trade route, we come across… another royal castle! Do you feel luckier this time?
Kayden Torres
roll the dice
Cameron Miller
Fuck it. I rather get a nice cosy lair.
Joseph Butler
Gee thanks, game, This surely raises our possibilities of finding a lair.
Jacob Campbell
Fuck that shit. Come back when our legs are stronger
Henry Cooper
This is getting silly. No.
Owen Cook
Looks like a dump. Head on down the road.
Jacob Russell
leave
Brandon Cruz
change to head down the road.
John Murphy
Let's do it
Gabriel Rodriguez
FINALLY!
Jordan Walker
KILL THE OLD BASTARD. CLAIM THE VIRGIN.
Noah Harris
SMASH THEM ALL WITH OUR MIGHTY LEGS.
Liam Rivera
FUCK THAT KNIGHT UP
John Moore
LET'S GET REVENGE ON THE OLD KNIGHT
Cameron Hill
Poor bastard.
Ravage his daughter then kill him.
John Moore
Killem
Kayden Nguyen
There's our home sweet home. Crack his can open.
Samuel Miller
MIGHTY BOOT
Kayden Jenkins
...
Jaxson Rodriguez
KILL HIM
Gavin Moore
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! YOU ARE WEAK, OLD MAN!
We strike him down in a single blow, and like that, his ancestral home is ours. The loot is nice, but we have a much better prize on our hands… What shall we do with our fair lady? Keep in mind that noble women are better at breeding than peasants.
Cameron Rivera
OH SHIT THE WITCH DRAINED US, WE CAN'T FUCK THIS WOMAN!
Jaxon Sanders
Let's rape her and keep her as our slave.
Christian Nelson
I'd say rape and kidnap, but we'll lose her when we change lairs. Rape, rob, and release
Hunter Anderson
KILL HER, SHE IS USELESS
Bentley Gray
Then rob and eat.
Grayson Williams
Kidnap. Fuck later when we're horny enough.
Jason Clark
Kidnap, let's take her home. We kinda blew our load for the hot witch.
Zachary Nelson
eat her
Easton Price
I guess rob and maybe take her to the lair
Jack Sanders
The three R's of good Dragoning.
Andrew Phillips
Make him home our lair hire everyone to protect new home
Luis Sullivan
Kidnap for later.
Chase King
Oh goodness, Lady d'Bruisac is loaded! We should rob ladies more often, shit! Since we can't rape her yet, we bring her back to the lair and toss her in a cage for… later use. We've got one action left, how do you want to make use of it?
Tyler Ramirez
So are there any good games like this that don't involve fucking? I like these shitty menu management things but it's all just smut.
Julian Cruz
Let's go to the mountains.
Lincoln Parker
Did this manor not count as a lair? For god's sake. I guess we'll just have to keep looking for the small castle and try our luck.
Dylan Scott
change lairs
Isaiah Smith
No, it does, we just don't change lairs automatically, and I'm not sure if you guys wanted to wait to rape the lady or something first.
Angel Hughes
Get really fucking horny, Rape.
Matthew Sanchez
If we change lairs, we lose the Lady. Let's wait until next year
John Jenkins
I just want to change lairs, buy trap/fortification/servants/guards, and go fuck the mistress
Joshua Watson
Good, good. If is correct, postpone the move, assuming that this place remains empty if we rest. Otherwise, move if we don't have the action points to get everything done.
Samuel Sullivan
I'm not sure if I'm entirely correct, but I think the guards have to be monsters we've spawned.
Joseph Turner
They don't, merc guards work fine.
Zachary Lee
Okay, so since the majority seem to not want to change lairs just yet, how should we spend our last action point?
Dylan Young
Get really fucking horny.
Jace Nguyen
Let's go to the forest.
Jayden Allen
If there's any reliable way to do this, sure. The only thing I can think of is getting ale at the inn, but I don't know if we can go there manually.
Justin King
forest
eating any girl gives lust gain as well
Levi Collins
Out in the forest, we get lucky! It would appear that we have two women to choose from for our amusement.
Colton Collins
Snatch the virgin.
Camden Allen
Let's eat the virgin. It will probably give us a bigger boost.
Dominic Hall
We're out of semen, starving, and have a noble lady waiting at home. A little human with berries for dessert sounds good.
Hunter Bailey
get the Virgin
Xavier Edwards
Will the berries make the dragon horny
Christopher Jackson
Second
Adam Butler
eat the virgin
Jose Johnson
She's… not cute at all. That's a real shame. What should we do with her? I already assume you want to rob her.
Evan Mitchell
eat
Jackson Russell
Rob, eat, sleep.
Anthony Hughes
rob and eat
Angel Myers
Rob and eat.
Jeremiah Perry
...
Thomas Gomez
Eat her.
Lincoln Cook
Nope, no vore here, no sir… wait a goddamn second. Are these German bastards really trying to pull one over on me??????? Is this a fucking joke?
Nolan Nguyen
Well shit. We Cell now.
Josiah Cruz
Finish eating your delicious hamburgers Atsuragi.
Wyatt Cook
That has to be Imperfect Cell in the last pic.
Xavier Young
Now its time for Cell us to go impregnate the noble lady and take a nap.
Christian Russell
Holy shit, that's lazy. On the plus side, I guess we're close to becoming the perfect life form now. Remember kids, never skip leg day if you want to achieve perfection.
Kevin Hill
EVEN MORE PERFECT
Kevin Cox
Well, uh… anyway, we have a choice to make. We can go to sleep now, but after that little snack, we're in a good enough mood for a little bit of noble action. I'm not sure what is the best path to take, strategically, though. It would be a shame to waste her.
What should we do?
Mason Brooks
Let's do some noble action, first. A perfect lifeform needs not sleep, after all.
Lincoln Harris
The only use we can get out of her is a soldier for the dark army as if we make a servant/guard we lose them when switching lair anyways. So just impregnate now.
Cameron Johnson
If we don't have servants, she'll starve. She might starve anyways, not sure based on what we'ev seen. I can't remember if purchases at the gremlin's place is a free action, so if not, it's now or never.
Gavin Cook
This guy speaks truth
Michael Rodriguez
Yes, I do have gremlin servants at our lair for her. But I'm not sure if that works 100% of the time.
Luis Butler
Flip a coin?
Dominic Edwards
RAPE HER
Jaxon Campbell
she won't starve if we have gremlin servants but she might escape if we don't have mercenary guards as well.
Ethan Fisher
Take no chances, hire guards.
Lucas Hall
Spoiler alert: I touched her. Let's hope for the best while we sleep, shall we? … FUCK. That could have gone worse, I suppose. Regardless, we only slept for a year, again.
We have 6 years remaining. What do we do now?
Andrew Sullivan
No porn pics? What the fuck?
Ian Scott
Claim our new lair and fortify it.
Carter Morgan
We've had this one like, 8 times, man.
Julian Lewis
change lair
William Cruz
We've got a non-generic lair now, so it's about time to claim it and start mass producing monsters. And fulfill the trap/fortify objective, also.
Kevin Walker
Oh, didn't know it just used some generic picture.
John Bennett
Pics only change when you change dragon colour but most are randomly generated regardless.
Zachary Stewart
Alright, so I moved into the lair and bought absolutely everything that I could for it. Turns out that's it! We did it! Do you know what that means, boys?
How you want her, fam?
Jaxon Watson
Dragon 100%
Aiden Flores
Any reason to abstain, rather than immediately make a descendant?
Xavier Cook
Human.
Julian Phillips
Dragon
Jack Campbell
Not that I'm aware of. You lose your lair and loot when you change.
Zachary Reyes
Gives you more time to work on growing the army. Really though you have plenty of time later and its quicker as you're stronger and can handle attacking more targets so less running.
Ethan Bennett
That's what I thought, but I have no idea what the balance would be between time invested as a weaker patriarch versus lost years made up for by being able to knock down bigger pegs. Everything outside per-generation objectives boils down to the correct destruction of enemy infrastructure, after all.
Jackson Ward
Human
Alexander Ross
Dragon
John Cooper
Woah, hold on, lady. This is too much furry, not enough lizard fucking. Calm the fuck down. I'm a little grossed out now, to be honest. Enjoy it.
In the meantime, it's time to pick our new progeny! Let's see what the roulette has brought us today.
Kharaxes the Cursed - A large lindwurm with impenetrable scales and two pairs of paws with claws.
Bellywyrg the Powerful - A large white lindwurm with impenetrable scales, mighty legs, and a chilling breath.
Archoney the Flayer - A huge lindwurm with impenetrable scales and mighty legs. Only the most well fed bulls or cave bears are comparable in size with him.
Luis Ortiz
ITS TIME TO GET HUGE
Camden Bell
ARCHONEY IS HUGE. THAT MEANS HE HAS HUGE chances of success
Colton Parker
Ohh shit Frost Breath?
Eli Johnson
Whats more important, Breath weapon or size?
Brody Perez
The way that it works out is that there's a soldier score that adds up all grunts and elites(elites count as 3 grunts) that gets multiplied together with the unit diversity score and the degree of wealth accumulated vs army size for total score. Whether you send a grunt in generation 4 or generation 13 its still the same amount of points. Since you need to run less/never you save playtime by doing it later, you just have to spend more time in later generations
Ian Rogers
Chiling breath Bellywyrg the powerful it is
Levi Williams
Bellywyrg definitely
Lucas Hill
Bellywyrg the Powerful
Charles Scott
I TOLD YOU NIGGERS TO GO HUMAN.
Go Xbox hueg.
Hudson Morales
breath, plus size is a more common option to get than color.
Tyler Davis
What a surprise that the dragon porn game has furry art.
Brandon Clark
Well Bellywyrg the Powerful then.
Lucas Peterson
Bellywyrg
Jaxon Scott
Flay the shit out of them.
I see. So the wise thing to do is fulfill objectives, but otherwise do quiet running until you're decently strong so as not to get the enemy mobilized before you throw everything into army production in the last leg?
James Edwards
Bellywyrg
Michael Anderson
mobilization isn't a huge deal really, you can just keep financing terrorists every turn.
Oliver Thompson
WHITE POWER FLOWS IN OUR MAGICAL VEINS!
So, the Mistress is giving us a staggering 25 years to attract a thief to our lair and kill him. That sounds… really simple, actually. I absolutely cannot imagine why it would take us anywhere near that long, but that's besides the point. I'm pretty tired, so I'm gonna call it a day on this one. I'll be back tomorrow so we can continue the genocide crusade.
Gabriel Bennett
C ya tomorrow OP
William Sullivan
You may want to include archive links for the previous threads in your next OP