Your favorite thread is back! It's the rabbit rabbit thread!

Your favorite thread is back! It's the rabbit rabbit thread!

When you wake up on the first, if the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll get good luck for the month!

Bunny games and Touhou are always welcome here!

Other urls found in this thread:

chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/1095012
vndb.org/g/list?q=loli
8ch.net/monster/res/178004.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Who is the best slut?

Thanks for all the good luck you've reminded me to get, rabbitfag.

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

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shit sucks m8

FUCK OFF RABBIT I WON'T FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS AGAIN

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You have taken your murderous rampage here too, whore?

You're welcome!


Mushrooms!


Time flies, doesn't it?


Try cutting grass for people. It'll only take a few lawns depending on how each house.


I'm not trying to play tricks! I just want to spread good luck.


I haven't murdered anyone, but I've been making threads on Holla Forums for like a year now.

The shit 2hoes club is two boards down.

And you still need to take dick today

I came here to honk at you.

Thanks Tewi.

trumpets and horns ablaze!

You're welcome!

Badger Badger Badger, Badger Badger Badger

Thanks for starting this thread early enough this time that I actually saw it before it was too late.

Fuck you demon rabbit my luck was shit this month.

I normally start the thread this early, so I'm glad you caught it this time!


I'm sorry. I hope next month goes better for you.

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I've never thought to ask: what does it say on that box she's holding in this picture? Is it where she collects the luck she drains out of people?

It's a donation box. You know, for collecting money.

I will douse you in really cold water if you come 'round my house again

moar bunnyfeet?

Rabbithus are shit.

Faeryhus are the new hotness.

The perspective on your fairy is totally fucked. Not to mention the neck is broken.

Fairies are cute, but no need to be rude.

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FAGGOT

rabbit rabbit

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Threadly reminder that Vibri a qt and Bears are shit

I want to fuck that vector

looks like 奉納

When I first said that my mother died in front of me and I lost everything.

I'm sorry.

A-are you serious?

I want to gentle caress and play videogames with a Tewi

I want to pat Tewi's head and then buy her ice cream before I get lucky.

I want to do kind things to a Tewi before taking her to bed and tucking her in before going back to my own room.

Go away, murderer.

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Get under the covers you slut, you'll get cold sleeping like that.

I want to hold hands with Tewi.

Wouldn't it be nice?

I fucking hate Clownpiece

Rabbit rabbit rabbit~

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>>>/2hu/
Stop roleplaying and go back to your dead board where you can leech more attention off the suicidal.

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rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!

Why wouldn't I be?

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This is the month. This time I will remember.

hippity hoppity

post lewd rabbits
and their lucky feet

whats so special about feet?

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Don't you know they're lucky?

that implies I get sleep

On the first day of the month I will pinch and punch Tewi

well, the entire rabbit must be luckier right?

the feet are the luckiest part.
don't fucking tease me I know one of you has the goods

you mean pinch her nipples and "punch" her cervix with your dick carrot

RABBITS ARE FOR SMOOCHING!

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Good luck user!


Nice story dude.

nobody has any rabbit feet? Curse this degenerate fetish…

my porn is anything but organized and i dont share this fetish with you

Well it's not like I don't have any.

rabbitfucker thread
move on

Thanks for reminding me cute rabbit girl! I'll try this again!

Are there games of this rabbits?
I want games of rabbits now.

There's Rabi-Ribi. It's a metroidvania with rabbit.

I wish
I also wish I could find sauce on that picture, as I was the one that posted it
jewgle can only find it in archives of fetish threads

I shot a rabbit this month and ate that fucker.

Bunny Must Die is a good one, if that counts. There's also some 2hu games/fangames that let you play as either Tewi or Reisen.


Rabbits are for cuddling; not eating.

suck my dick bitch

I'll test my luck with a game of digits. If I don't get dubs+ you're full of shit, rabbit invidual.

Not even off by one.

This is a scam

the rabbit wouldn't give you lucky dubs in his thread

I guess I'll try for some good luck this month, need to find a job and there's jackshit around here hiring so I'll need it

I hope you find a good one.

why is rabbit feet so uncommon? No lucky rabbit feet in art?

forgot to clear embed line, let's try that again

chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/1095012
try iqdb next time boyz

how am i going to remember

Those are some fine legs and feet.


Fap to rabbits the night before.

THANKS, BOYS

This may help!


That's one good way to remember.

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I even got a freaking "raise" for some odd as fuck reason

Thanks Tewifag.

Also:

Holy shit.

I started using a custom rabbit themed alarm on my phone for every first day of each month at 00:00, 07:00, 14:00 and 21:00, mainly to cover my occasionally wonky sleeping routine.

eyyy chequiiim

fuck sakes

oh well at least i got trips

Glad to hear about your good fortune. Smart of you to use a custom alarm.

This came to mind earlier today before seeing the thread. I am now a rabbit sleeper cell, I guess. Rabbit is great, rabbit is good. Destroy all those that disrespect rabbit.

Liking the rabbit is fine, but please don't bully.

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I want to cuddle you, OP.

honk

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do rabbits lay eggs?

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what booru even saves images with tags in the name? i cant keep up with all this "technology"


you know, easter eggs

I use danbooru downloader to download loads of images at once from different boorus. You can set it to save images with their tags in the filename or just with the hash.

neato torpedo

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The last night is usually a bit more excited than this. Good luck, guys!

Bring me luck you slutty rabbit.

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Good luck user!

As per my ritual I hereby require you to get lewd for me, since that seems to increase my luck month to month based on my very limited set of data.

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>>>/2hu/

Requesting lewds so I can keep track of the triple rabbit

Can't get too lewd around here.


Cute webm dude.

That good enough

v i deo g am e s

fuck its only 11, why did i wake up, i was so glad i remembered but it doesnt count

It makes for good practice though. Good luck user!

What if I'm awake past midnight?

Say it at midnight too, just in case.

more rabbit feet

Oh you guys and your feet obsession.

Rabbits are for fucking

Correction: rabbits are for breeding. Fill 'em full of babies!

Don't question my like of rabbit feet.
more?

reimu "jokingly" asks for tewis feet in pofv
she started it

bunny o clock

Mission Accomplished, Sarge. Nice Trips.

Ah did it Tei
Please give me the good lucks

Last time, okay?


Good luck user!

FUCK YEAH, DIDN'T FORGET
Should I still say it when I wake up?

Of course! It's the best time to say it, after all.

Fuck obsolete characters, I'm pronouncing it as it's spelled. Teh-wii

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It's 1:30AM,
nearly forgot about rabbit rabbit before going to sleep.

Well, I woke up and went back to sleep multiple times during the night but I said it when I woke up properly. Hopefully it'll work.

Rabbits are for eating tbh

this
fuck you tewi poster

I hope you all remembered.

Rabbit rabbit!

I woke up a lot more than usual, but I said it every time I woke up. I hope it works for you too!

Rude.


Me too!


Good luck user!

I remembered

Great! Have a nice month user.

I forgot…

I woke up at 6:40 but instantly went back to seep and then woke up again at 7:40 and said "rabbit, rabbit, rabbit". Did I fuck up by not doing it at 6:40?

That just means more luck for the rest of us.

I hope things still go well for you.


I don't know. I usually take the cautious route and say it every time I wake up.

I didn't knew at all just until now, user and now it's too late

i did it! :3

Good job! Good luck user!

I FORGOT! FUCK!

But at least I said it before going to sleep that should count for something, right?

Alright anons, what I do is set an alarm on my phone for a ridiculously early time like 4:30 AM so that I can wake up from the alarm, think "why the fuck is my alarm going off", and then see the name of the alarm or remember why I set it and say Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit.
Works like a charm, hope your months go swell.

It might. I hope you have a good time.


As long as you don't yell at your alarm, it should work.

Too late

For the first time in three months, I did it. Time for everything to be perfect all the time!

Have fun getting rid of this demon, anons. You were warned.

Have fun man.

Good luck user!

fug

does it count if I spent about an hour just lying down first

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who was warned here

Rabbit demon is cute, so I don't mind

You are aware none of you are discussing videogames.

Why don't you complain about the LOL threads that are there 24/7 and have literally nothing to do with videogames? At least this waifufaggotry trainwreck only appears once per month.

Who said anything about waifus?

Thats still no excuse, and its pretty evident they is little to no game content in these threads. LOL threads at least have more relevance due to the fact that Bum Fuckley is somewhat video related.

Waifu Faggotry is generally not Vidya Related, along with 4am threads.

not really, they've never been relevant just because there's 80 edits of loss.jpg in a thread doesn't make it about video games

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Tewi is a vidya character, that makes her more vidya than Buckley is. Plus it's one thread a month, so who gives a shit.

The Slippery Slope is real, jeez

If you cared about the quality of this board, you would stop posting these threads. I am asking nicely, as I presume you all also care about this board not getting infested with reddit.

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How is this even related?


That's nice to hear. I hope things will get even better!

While being concerned with reddit infestation is a valid complaint, we are already pretty infested. Your double-spacing is reddit as fuck. This better be b8 m8.

If you cared about the quality of the board you would've just hidden and reported the thread. But oh no, I've got to go into the thread and be massive faggot. Look at you, choking on all these dicks. I'm surprised you can even talk.

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I said it, and today is mg birthday too.
This will be a great month.

This thread has lots of cute Tewi imsges, but it could use more lewd Reisen.

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that's some super retardo borthers logic there friend

Happy birthday user! Hope it goes well.

I'm 24 and a neet.
Birthdays are the worst time of year, only Christmas/New years comes close.

Thanks for the images, she even has her tail included, nice touch. It bothers me seeing images without her tail, what kind of rabbit has no tail?
Reisen are cute, rabbits should be caged for humans to hug, Lunarians are animals making them fight.

I'm sorry you feel that way. I still want you to be happy!

fug I swear it was about the size of my thumb; send help

Time to break out the mallet and go nuts. Good luck!

I…think I successfully did it?

I thought "Ah!" in my mind and said the command, nothing else

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Sounds like it. Good luck user!


Jesus Christ how horrifying.

Well shit. Goddamn Holla Forums of all places just led me to fap to loli pics. Does that mean I'm a lolicon now or something?

I guess I should have expected what would happen when I entered a bunny thread thinking I'd get kicks and giggles, and got a fap instead.

Wolf girls and catgirls are superior!

You should consider yourself lucky - we don't even have cockroaches no more here in Russia

I don't see a problem with that.


Bunnygirls are much cuter.

Sounds nice, shame about all the russians you've got instead

Well, at least we don't have many of your kind of people around here.

Is the only rule that the first thing you have to say when waking up is "rabbit rabbit rabbit"? Can you think of other words first as long as you don't say them?

Pleb.
A true patrician likes all of them.

Yup

That's a silly question. Thinking is fine.

Oh, user.

You're all my kind of people.

Well maybe not you, cus you're posting the bunny girls after all. But the average person thinks of those who jerk off to that stuff as degenerates. Part of me doesn't want to feel bad about what I jerk off to, but maybe I'm just insecure about jerking off to something that makes me feel good outside of generic vanilla porn cus society looks down on lewd stuff enough as it is.


Well I guess since that's settled, what should I do now? I'm almost not sure what to think about this new development, kinda.

I'm neet and just turned 24 too. Why do you hate birthdays and christmas so much? Is it the being alone part? I guess that's where we differ, I like being alone.
This year's birthday was actually one of the best I've had in a long time. I did nothing like always, but I guess I was less depressed than usual.

Then mission success. Have a dirty slut rabbit.

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Sounds like you're a lolicon now, have fun in jail.
Real talk: I'm pretty sure I used to feel some shame when I first started fapping to lolis. Don't worry, it'll stop once you get used to doing it. I've long since accepted it as just something I like.

Lovey dovey vanilla is great, though I think it's still vanilla with a loli. I could be wrong.


That fact that you did it means you still have hope in it working. Good luck user!

Dog girls > cat girls. But every kind has something to love.

You're alright. You're also correct about dog girls being superior to cats.

Well by 'vanilla' I meant more vanilla types of porn. Like just the usual man on woman type stuff and nothing too fancy, or pics of scantily clad women. I guess lovey dovey stuff can fall under vanilla, but porn doesn't usually play out that way unless you're talking about 2D comics or something. Loli is something I definitely think is outside of vanilla since it's so frowned upon, like I guess a number of things labeled 'fetish' might be in some way.


Well I guess it's a bit reassuring to know it's not uncommon to feel that sinking feeling inside when starting out, or at least that I'm not alone in that. I guess I can hope the feeling goes away soon so it doesn't stress me out so much day to day as I'm just trying to come to terms with it right now.

Though I generally am a frequent fapper so maybe just fapping to it a lot will help me get used to it better? Should I get to it sooner so my conscience gets used to it faster?

Why is she wearing a leash connected to what I'm assuming is her wallet?

Find some more lolis of course! Build up a folder full of them!


Meanwhile the average person prefers to indulge in 3DPD and lets hype get the best of him because he doesn't want to feel left behind to his 'friends'


You are insecure for letting the same society who doesn't think the porn actors in 3DPD with caked makeup on their faces or closeups of a man's hairy ass or balls is bad dictate what you tug your pickle to.

As long as you don't actually do lolis in real life, go nuts!

You pedophiles are just beta numales with micro penises, thats why you are into kids

Kids have zero sex appeal to a real man with a huge dick like myself

I get that, because when i fuck a woman that shorther than 180cms my dick feels gigantic, its empowering as fuck

Bitches follow money

No need for old shitposts in my thread.

I guess with the suddenness and how I'm still trying to get used to this feeling, I'm not exactly sure where or how to start. I mean it is sinking in now a bit more now that I'm getting myself calmed down about the whole thing, but I'm still new to this brand of lewd stuff. Some helpful tips to get me started, if it's okay to ask?

Quit freaking out, you drama queen. People jack off to weird stuff all the time. People step out of the realm of what they normally jack off to all the time. It doesn't mean anything. Feel free to never do it again. Feel free to do it exclusively. It doesn't make any difference.
What do you think this is, a lifestyle change? Regional legality aside, how is it different compared to any other sort of porn?

You seem to be taking this a lot harder than most people. Quit having an existentail crisis and just fap to what you like.
It's really not a big deal.

It's because a year has passed and nothing has changed. Stll anxiety, still depressed, still no job. All thsts changed is more pressure to find a job, with a bigger gap in work to explain to employers.

Go to Boorus (Danbooru, Gelbooru, etc.) to get what you want, they've got a collection of lolis there

Sadpanda does as well. Want to play vidya with lolis? See pic related! Theres some loli torrents on nyaa you can fill your PC with (One being up to 128GB)

Most importantly: Take it easy and don't panic. What you're jerking off to is quite tame compared to the likes of NTR or watersports. Just accept that what you're doing isn't a big deal and find the loli you want to love the most.

???

Are you trying to het him arrested?
Plenty of places where loli is illegal. It's illogical, but you will be arrested for it and put on the sex offenders register. Oh and good luck explaining to others, because iirc a criminal record would cover it as cp as the law doesn't differentiate between 2d and 3d.

Hell didnt some bitchy judge in Canada go out of her way to convict a guy before? Pretty sure she pushed in some laws just for that.

If he lives somewhere where it's legal go ahead. But these threads are already associated with encouraging suicide, lets not add getting people arrested.

My mouse has broken just after saying that.
T-thanks I guess…

I didn't make the chart. If you want to update it, be my guest

I also forgot to mention vndb has VNs that got lolis: vndb.org/g/list?q=loli

Not everyone grows up the same way others do, and not in the same bits of society for that matter. It's not always as easy as some people make it out to be to 'just do it' without second thought. Maybe it isn't a big deal like you guys say, but for some people out there trying to wrap their heads around some things is a bit harder is all. I'm doing my best to chill out for what it's worth.


Thanks for the advice user. I'll go searching for some loli here shortly when I have some time to go saving some of this stuff, maybe after taking a break here I'll be able to get myself up for it. I didn't think that loli was actually considered tame stuff considering the stigma it seems to have.

I guess it'd be expected of lolifags to prefer the inferior series.

Shouldn't have said the wrong mammal.

Better now than while in the middle of something, right?

Well the reason its got that stigma is that it hurts 3DPD porn (Especially those who partake in molesting actual kids like Hollywood) and because people are fucked in the head by thinking a drawing is real and has feelings.

See the UN who wanted Japan to crack down on that content and considered Manga to be sexist and got later BTFO by them.

And like I said, NTR, watersports, scat, guro, etc. are more extreme than loli.

The UN told them to ban it.
Days later members were arrested for spreading actual cp.


The UN are scum.

Well when you got Saudi Arabia as leader of human rights, its not surprising they're scum and its not surprising those who were so against loli would get eventually get busted for having pizza or having ties to actual pedos or molesters.

Goes to show who really has a stick up their asses about some fetish

Shit, why did you have to remind me? I'm almost out of money so I really need to get a job within the next few months, but anxiety prevents me from doing most of the menial shit I'm qualified for like shop work or waiting tables. Can't really handle dealing with customers.
Hopefully the rabbit will help me find something.


Dunno what it's like elsewhere but here in Bongland the only case I've heard about of someone getting prosecuted for lolis was a guy who was also being investigated for actual CP, and they just threw the loli charges in for the hell of it. It's not really worth the police's while to go after people for saving a few booru pics.
I still don't do it just to be on the safe side, but you're not gonna get arrested unless they think you're doing something even worse.

Same boat. Customers are fine, I just cant be sat in a room with lots of people. Standing is fine, but I feel like I cant run away when sitting. Even a bus for 10 minutes is hell.

Gonna spend my birthday money on a therapist, hw sad is that.
I swear to god if this therapist pushes me to get medication I will break down.

I wish I could live in Gensokyo, it's got it's dangers so isnt 100% care free, but it's so much simpler. Also Eirin or Reisen could cure any mental illness with their powers. I could also hug Tewi, Kogasa, Cirno, Kyouko, etc. All the cute characters.

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wabbit, wabbit, wabbit!!!

That must suck. I can handle busses and things like that, it's when I have to interact with people or do anything in front of them that things get difficult. I do get the sitting thing though, it makes me feel vulnerable when I'm sitting and others are standing.

Never been to a therapist. I don't think it would be much help, I'd probably be too scared to go in the door anyway. It's okay, I've got my vidya and animoos for escapism, so all I really need to do is find a comfort zone and stay squarely within it.

Please never stop posting these.

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yeah ill have it

I prefer the other rabbit whose name I forgot even though I've actually played some toehoe in my life

How cruel.

I forgot

I forgot and had to pee before I said it this morning so it wasn't the first thing I did, how fucked am I?

That's a shame. There's always next time.


Hopefully it'll still be fine - you didn't say anything beforehand, right?

hi

hi

Hello

A year-round heat cycle is the best!

in-heat is a good fetish

Ew, look at those sharp elbows. Would not fug.

you posted 10 twice and missed 11

that it is fellow man of taste

Oops. Actually an issue with the original filenames. It skips from 10 to 12 for some reason

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Last page. How many bunny humps can Tewi takes before she's all done?

Op, do you not like /monster/?

There's something strangely sublime about lolibutts.


So I guess catgirls are monstergirls too now?

*mimi are not monster girls

It kinda does.

…? Are you ok user?

I've thought about doing it on /monster/ before. /loli/ too. I'm just not sure about how well received it'll be or if it's worthwhile to expand further.

Kemonomimi is more than accepted over there.
Also lolibutt is great.

I bet everyone would like it in monster. Also the board is slow as fuck, so you'll probably have the same threads for a bunch of months.

out of curiosity, apart from /jp/, /a/ and Holla Forums, where else do you go?

/2hu/ (naturally), /a/'s bunker, and /jp/'s bunker (posts won't go through there anymore for some reason).

People on monster seem nice (at least nicer then other boards) Besides, Tewi is a monster girl, I see no reason why they wouldn't like the thread.
Tfw people are worried that others might not like rabbit rabbit threads, on monster

Oops, forgot an image.


That's true. I suppose I could give it a shot next month.

8ch.net/monster/res/178004.html
You should check out this thread first.
I think you might like it NSFW

Check the filenames in the second to last post.

Having detailed filenames are good for organizing if you have a lot of monster girl pics.

>>>/monster/178004

Thanks user!!

You're welcome! ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you flighty casual son of a coke addicted whore

Good night Holla Forums

I love you

I love you user!

tl;dr
>>>/jp/ could use some traffic

RABBIT! RABBIT!

SNAAAKE, SNAAAAKE. OOOH IT'S A SNAKE.

dont you have something you should be doing right now

Good in the end?

I'm glad a bit of good fortune managed to get you out of a pinch.