Which character do you want to look like, Holla Forums?

Ugly insecure faggot thread?

Post a picture of yourself then, fatty.

user, that can easily be arranged
step into my shower and we'll discuss it in further details

where do you think we are

post a picture of you, bb! ;)

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yeah, healthy at any size! :^)

I want to fuck this

While this

Watches me fuck them.

(OP) (you)
Yes, fucking twinks is definetly gay. Just admit it.

Skeletons have abandoned all pleasures of the flesh, foolish user.

I don't need you to be aroused, i need you to dance and play RATTLE ME BONES while i fuck.

In the chubbo's defense, that retort is pretty savage.

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I'm already going bald, so might try to make the rest match as well.

Which would be great, if you end up a failure you can just go for the ol' Brad Armstrong.

I don't have time to watch your gay shit, too busy being HUEG

хорошо!

I already spray bodily fluids around enough already, so it would simply be the logical conclusion.

remember to NEVER smile and look at people like your mortal enemy and you are just thinking about ways to kill them

BLYAT, FORGOT MY IMAGE

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Your choices are all PREDICTABO

I WILL STRAIN MY HOUNDS WEES YOR BRUD

Rance the best

First is what I'm lazily working towards, second is basically me minus the ponytail

Wario

You can't alter your face faggot.

Wasn't he in a shitty mobile game as young Arnold?

Anyways, young Arnold.

Not a vidya character but still.

You actually can. Most people are skinny fat and have a bit of a double chin.

If you get leaner you will greatly improve your face depending on the circumstances.
Also mewing.

Nonsense, come over here and I'll show you how easy it is!

Im going to go for a more humble dmc 3 dante look.

this, self improvement in both body and mind is the most noble and righteous goal

The dream

You will look cute, user.

I am fine being myself. Maybe Rance? I look similar already, the primary difference would be shark teeth. Or Shulk because I love his design.

But if I also get the powers of the guy I look like, Terumi.

Or Shulk again, because I'd be GADZ AN SHIEEEEEEET

Travis has both incredible fashion sense and a sick pomp

A skeleton like momon would be cool too

You are really this attractive already?

There is only one correct answer.

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This guy

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He looks a lot like the EA ceo

No glasses, better eye color, 10~15 years more and some more meat on me and I'd look like that.

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Good answer.

He doesn't look like him. That's him! No doubt about that.

Which agame is this from btw? Watch Dogs or wut?

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Mirror's Edge 2

thank mr patriark

I knew it.

I wonder why they made him so good-looking.

Yes, because the perfect white male is absolute evil for them.

Huh. Kinda makes you think.

Best of the worst indeed i am talking about the old Taric.

Do you really want disgustingly huge balloons? Remember that she is 2D and you're 3D.

Thank you family man

Wow. Don't you break his fragile little heart, user. That was harsh and over the line.

One of them ;_;

This here motherfucker

but if that can't happen, then a skeleton as well.
They rule.

If I looked like Katsuragi, you be damn certain I'd want huge boobaroonies, but I'd also inherit the Senran magic breast support so I don't need a bra. And then you fondle all the other boobs you want!

Failing that, I'll take a different Kat for looks. On the other hand, why wouldn't anyone want to be Link and be the proud hero of your country and nail the princess?

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complete with dick

That's not how it works user.

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No bully or zombification plz.

Leaning heavily towards Reimu, though there are a few other 2hus I wouldn't mind becoming.

I expected more.

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I'd prefer no eye patch but either way is fine.

There are better looks to have than 2hus. Also, most people that post them are secondaries so they'd probably pick a different character.

I love 2hu probably more than the next 100 guys.

That doesn't mean I would want to be one.

However if I was Duke and I was sent to Gensokyo I would turn the entire place into my personal harem in under a month.

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old bloodstone was the best taric

I already have some aesthetic similarities too. I feel like the older I get I look more and more like BB.

What is this shit, old WoW?

Since it comes down to preference, I can understand why people might not share my tastes.

Fair enough.

Posting in millenials thread.

no, ASSFAGGOTS
i miss when the game used to at least be fun

>Not superior but dead /him/

I am 22 years old. Don't worry user. Some day age will force me to be old.

also, funny that you mention it

>Older brother looked like Liquid. But now, Liquid Ocelot.
>I look like Solid. But now I'm rapidly aging, too.
Mild worry.

Wipe your meme from the face of the Earth user.

Hey there, fellow millennial.

Thank you patriarchy

Thank you patriarchy!

Pics or it never happened

Junko.

I already have her floofy strawberry blonde hair and her tits so it shouldn't be hard.

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I will become the semen demon!

Post em, user.

I kind of already look like Not Important. Not really much I want to change.

shit user, i think you stole my hair
mine looks exactly the same, except it's a bit shorter on the front so as not to become blind

You got nice hairstyle and huge luck.

Go back to /furry/, Adam

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I look pretty close already, I guess. If he hadn't eaten or slept well for a while that would be pretty close to me. Same first name too

My hair isn't always in my face. I just put it in my face in the picture so I could look like Not Important.

Funny, I was about to say that I look like Tony Wolf from Last Window, but realized that Not Important was more fitting.

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hnnngggg

I don't understand.

I never got around to playing the second one. Maybe after I wrap up 999's various endings.

What a waste of talent. Hotel Dusk is great.

I'm CIA

Nigger, get on that shit. The other cing games are great, too.

I just wanted to say that you probably are a good-looking, man, bro.

I'm surprised no one's made any CIA shoops using material from Queer as Folk.

either one really

I expect I'll probably finish 999, then replay Hotel Dusk, and if my computer's still not fixed yet, I'll play Last Window.

do you want gays to hit on you? because they will go wild over you if you cosplay as link on conventions

One day, one day

When we discover black magic that defies reality or when we invent androids that can copy your brain and emulate your personality properly, maybe.
tans and light hair are good choices.

Oh shit, was I unclear? I want to be the guy paying the little girl for sex.

No idea. I kinda just want to be less fat and not have all of those keloids on my chest and shoulders.

I mean, this is the thread about what character you want to look like, so I mean, I dunno.

shameful… truly shameful

Yeah, I want yo be the guy whose hand is offering the underage girl money for doing things she doesn't really understand.

Don't we all? Kancolles are built for sex.

That's a shipslut? Huh. I apparently don't know them as well as I thought.

Thanks. Bro

I actually have an ugly face I think

Sure is.

I dont believe you.

Maybe you don't look traditionally masculine handsome, but I bet you are kinda cute

I want to get to know her really well, with my penis in her vagina.

I'm very average looking with a some fat. Nothing special.

You are straight ugly, fatso. Get a hair cut, also.

i just wanna be a stronk dude

>>>/soc/

Of course you don't know them well you huge faggot.

I warned that I was ugly.

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Damn nigger, you're one ugly motherfucker.

Start jogging fatty.

Why is your chin so fucking huge

Yet you still posted. Do you think we are too stupid to see obvious fishing for praise? Seriously you are gross.

You just get off on being bullied. Admit it.

In the off chance this is actually you, I'm so sorry.

Yeah you weren't fucking lying, damn dude.

Believe me, I'm quite handsome.

You are also quite small, Todd.

i was gonna ignore this post but now i have to make fun of you, who are you kiddin with that

You look like Adam from your movies suck, just fatter.
I like that guy. He is based and does great movie reviews.

I just hope he is a real homo and not only gay because of his degenerate furry fetish.

You should definetly lose some weight.

That said maybe some feminine gay fuckboys like this sort of bara shit. Idk.

It's comfortable.

I raise you a buff skeleton.
RIP

And that attitude is why you are an ugly fatty. You are a cancer on humanity, all fat people should be put in camps or shot.

too soon user, too soon

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Is wanting to wear something comfortable really that much of a crime?

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One day, I'll combine all three for my look…

(technically counts because Dio and Heart were in video games that didn't suck).

depends on the situation. never get too comfortable ever. that's probably why i hate all that body positive "be comfortable in your own skin" bullshit in the media these days. we would all be shredded if it wasn't for getting too comfy

ok famalam

I wish he was just regulerly degenerate and not furry degenerate.

Having sex with someone probably involves looking at furry porn, then actually doing anything with penis and butts.

If you lose weight your face may actually be rather attractive, the fat is hiding all the masculine characteristics though.

it's a retort that was definitely never used in reality fucking ever. tumblrbabies make images like those all the time where some strawman says something mean to them and they effortlessly and eloquently drop an incredible comeback. but in reality the strawman never fucking existed and if they did, they didn't even communicate with the person behind the image

this user is right

you can improve your face IMMENSLY by losing weight

like as soon as rather than fat hanging of your face, but only actual bones and muscles defining, you will look great

I never wear stuff like that in public. I mainly go out in jeans and dress shirts. I'm not one for fashion.

I really do need to get some exercise. Really the most I get out is to go to work.

Non-furry (regular?) degeneracy may involve worse things than furry, like scat, vore, or inflation, or even all three at the same time.

if only I was muscular

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There is a difference between average neets and this: horror from the deep. And it's about 50Kg.

the dudes skin is probably like burnt sandpaper at this point

I JUST WANTED TO BRING THIS TO YOUR ATTENTION. HE IS VERY LIKELY A FAGGOT, BECAUSE HE REPLIED TO AN user'S HOMOEROTIC FLIRTING BY POSTING A PIC OF HIMSELF.

I think furry comes first and you build on top of that with other disgusting fucking fetishes.

You can't get guts mode natty, but lift anyways.

In my defense it was to show how ugly I am.

No, it was to get compliments. We see though you like you see though the bottom of you third bottle of diet coke.

I think he likes you.

I fucking hate soda. The main reason for my fatness in inactivity and laziness.

we must strive to become muscle NEETS, in the event that our waifus become real before we can become cyborgs

if i had to choose a character i wanted to look like that isn't just a burly blond dude (cuz that's achievable for me) i think Akiyama is pretty slick lookin dude

There is no such thing as an "average" NEET. No one is impressed by your complete lack of appetite between WoW sessions or diet of fingernails, boogers, and flat diet soda.

There is only one thing more disgusting than a attention whore, and that is a faggot attention whore.

Trying to sound like you "realize your faults" makes you sound pathetic. You are trash.

Just eat less or eat less calorie dense foods, you can lose weight sitting on your ass without issue.

W-what? You are talking about yourself???!!!

skellies are at least fuckable tho

Egoraptor?

i want to top geese

I guess I shouldn't judge considering I am homoerotic as well.

CIA has got to be the coolest character in this thread

==New Topic:== post COOL insane characters
youtube.com/watch?v=Xd3p0PUUklE

not enough chins. ego has some strange as skinnyfat build but with a morbidly obese mans neck

probably, but it'd be totally worth it having his face.

yeah, been trying to get /fit/ but I get lazy sometimes.

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Truth. I used to be fat and looked like shit for my face alone. Then I went skeleton mode and got defined cheeks, which have stuck with me into ottermode.

Get under a barbell, you pussy.

Drop weight and deal with your facial hair and I guarantee you'll go up a couple points.

Impossible. Your weight has the most to do with what you consume, and how much of it. I used to be inactive and lazy and I was still a skeleton beacuse I barely ate, even though when I did eat, it was shit. This is from the /fit/ sticky. Read it from start to finish: liamrosen.com/fitness.html
Apply it and I guarantee you'll see yourself in a better light afterwards, even if you only apply the dieting section.

I have no doubts about where my lifestyle will lead. All I can hope for is my regularly carrying heavy things will lead me to having good arms, at least.

Takes one to know one. Also,

Can you post before after pics of maybe your body or your face?

Just curious to how big the difference is and I am training to be ottermode as well. (and then see from there)

if its from physical labor you'll have a big back more likely

gotta work the whole package

Sadly exiting skeleton mode increases acne due to increased sex hormone production.

Life isn't fair.

You're like my best friend, but fat.

Work out, loose some weight, fix that unibrow, and cut your hair, then you'll be fuckable at least by my standards.

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What foods would you recommend?

Are you the boyfriend of adam from yourmoviessuck?

People like you make me want to turn off graphics IRL.

eurofag detected.

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Are you implying I was trying to hide it, burger boy?

When will you faggots stop believing that lie?

with all the free time NEETS have they can be the kings of /fit/ because they never have to succumb to road food or quick lunches do to work or any of that nonsense

NEETs don't cook, either.

Sorry, no can do. People I know browse here. Do not starve yourself to get there. You'll lose your face fat faster, but also all of your muscle. You might not think you have muscle, but you do.

Motherfucking chicken breast and tuna all day erry day. Green vegetables. I love doing red/orange/yellow peppers and caramelized onions in a pan with just a little bit of salt. Not Starches.

>>>/fit/ and its sticky will be a far better source of information than whatever I can rattle off of the top of my head.

I see what you're getting at, but my friend has curly hair, which makes a lot of difference even with only minor distinctions with the facial structure. He has a bit more muscle and fat too.

Hardly anyone on /fit/ actually eats healthy.
You can get a god tier body along with your cardiac arrest eating fast food everyday.

All i need to do is get some gains, dye my hair, loose my large forehead and not be a manlet and maybe ill be a decent cosplay i guess.

Anyone want to see baby pictures?

They can, but they usually don't/aren't actually a NEET.

Likely because gyms, equipment, and supplements all cost money and progressive calisthenics require a lot of work which NEETs don't like by default.

they have the time to learn, or the time to ration out one pizza for the entire week

how inspirational, i'm gonna eat a big mac after my next work out

Yes blease.

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You really do get off on this, don't you?

Mine aren't videogames-related, but I guess I'll vent a little.

When I was a teenager, there was a time when I wanted to look and sound like Lelouch. It helped that I was slim from martial arts practice, but what didn't help is that I'm short.

When I first saw Satsuki, I think my first thought wasn't "she looks cute" or "I want to fuck that" like with 2d females I'm attracted to. Rather, my first thought was probably "she's handsome" and "I want to look like that." And so, I wondered whether or not I could pull off her looks, even as a male version. As a guy, my eyebrows are bushy enough to fit. I think I could also get the jaw down if I clench properly.

Nowadays, though, I'm pretty happy just being myself.

Sage because my examples are more /a/ than Holla Forums.

Nah, I just like to show off my baby pictures.

ryuuko in ep 1 looked fucking cool, the show never topped that

I'm gay.

autism: the post

I honestly have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.

I want to be as GAR as Archer.

Pic related.

The startup cost of a home gym isn't that much, if you use Craigslist. It's a one-time investment, instead of endless gym membership payments. Cooking is fun if you do it right.

you might want to stop and think for a moment then

I look pretty hot as it is already.

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All you need.

Nigger start off with just body-weight and cardio. Otherwise you end up like Zyzz and die in a fucking sauna from too many gains.

And you do realize that shit is a joke image, right?

Trim your toenails faggot.

I really want her jacket, but I've only seen little asian girls wearing it so I decided against looking for one with a similar design.

Get a vasectomy, roam the land and start killing hobos and spics in exchange for young girls virginities and shekels.

i'm too retarded to become a big guy

Avoiding fats is the worst meme. There's no reason for it.

user, would you in fact be related to this thing right here?

I'm doing jack shit but making a fool of myself. But why stop there when I can go further beyond and embarrass myself even further? I can show off a life size Ebola-chan drawing I did in high school.

Hello Ted.

Do it.

how young are you god damn

also you probably get off on this so stop

I'm asking for it

Oh, I am not fat, user. But yeah, starving is not a good idea.

So what do you look like?

Yeah, I don't like it much either. Greek yogurt is fucking horrendous. It's the flavor of burping and getting a little stomach acid in the back of your throat.

I did for several months, because I was in high school and couldn't afford a home gym yet.
Elaborate.

There is plenty of reason to avoid over-consuming fat, and shit fats. I think it's just steering people away from over-consuming fats in general, which a lot of people do, same with carbs.

me too tbh

I'm 18

Let me find it first.

You can't die from too many gains unless you're on steroids. I thought Zyzz had a heart defect?

I already have the hair for it, I just need to grow out my beard and lose some more weight.

jesus fuck i've been here too long

well more reason to start working out fucking now for you, you got a good couple more years in before your body can't bounce back as easily

She's pretty manly for a chick, and I did say I wanted to look like a male version - although more slender than the ones that are usually drawn.
Ryuuko is for snug.
Nonon is for hot fug.

Yeah, I know. Again, teenager. Although I was 21 when I watched klk. They're more like intrusive thoughts, anyways, rather than anything I've actually acted on.

It's also kind of frustrating when the people around you don't like your hair growing out. They really really like it when I go for a crew cut, and it's all I've been wearing for goddamn decade.

THAT'S QUITE THE FUCKING FILE ERROR.

Should I be scared by that image? Because nothing looks right. It also looks like someone I know who would never dress in anything less than long sleeves and pants/skirts, which is weird.

i don't know what the hell that means

i dunno, i didn't post it it was a board error

For cuddles, and teasing. Like a sibling.

If only I was tall.

Nonon is best KLK.

>at 160 lbs 5'7"
End it.

you can tease and fug best tomboys you faggot.

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE WORST ART YOU HAVE EVER SEEN?

Ramen and Tuna dude

shit works if you work out hard

Do it.

Step it up, faggot.

I dare you.

Eating excessive tuna can lead to mercury poisoning because lolchina. Chicken breast is nearly as lean, cheap as fuck, and a fuckload more versatile, so eat a lot of it.

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Tomboys need to be bullied during sex tbqh.

Are you sure? You might want to get a barf bag ready for when you see it.

JUST
DO
IT

Wow could you be more wrong?

Okay, let me go over nutrition with you faggots for a minute:

There are six principal nutrients: carbs, fats, proteins, vitamins, minerals, water. You need all of these in order to function as a proper human being, water being the arguably most important aspect. Water is needed to keep your temperature fine, move stuff through your body, and so on. Your vitamins and minerals come from what you eat, and are synthesized in certain regards. For instance, Vitamin D can be consumed in huge amounts, but you need sunlight for it to work right.

So lets focus on the big three. Carbs provide energy. Fats store energy. Proteins are needed to build muscles and develop your body. Carbs are divided into simple (break down immediately) and complex (break down over time). Fats are unsaturated (oils, etc.), saturated (red meat, etc), and trans (unsaturated fats that have been forced into a solid saturated state). Proteins come in a huge variety of types. Fish have different proteins than cattle, than beans, and so forth. Plant based proteins require you to consume lots of different kinds in order to make up composite proteins that are easily accessible in meat.

This chart is decent. But if you follow it, you're going to be completely fucked by just grabbing whatever you feel like. For one, if you get most of your calories from fruit, you won't get any gains. But if you get your calories from meats only, you won't get enough of the required vitamins/minerals, and your energy will all be in "storage". Fat is an example of that - you need fats to keep energy stored, but you need carbs of both types. Simple carbs are needed to give you energy for short workouts. Complex carbs are needed to give you long term energy.

You have to match what you're eating to what your goals are, along with what type of routines you're doing. If you are trying to make gains, you need a very different diet than from somebody trying to gain weight. Most importantly, you have to understand when you have the lee-way to add a dirty element to every few meals.

What I'm trying to say is, nutrition is a complex thing that most people don't know shit about. You need to understand what you're eating, why you're eating it, and so forth to succeed.

He died because he never did cardio. His heart was weak. His gains were great, but his heart was weak from never being used properly. That's why you must run. Or swim. Shit, just do cardio, faggot. You have no excuses. People without legs figure out ways to do cardio.

Fuck off attention whore.

Agreed. You can also butcher them a lot more easily.

We lost any chance of turning back years ago. Fuck our shit up, fam. this better not be a ruse, you little tease

This to be quite honest

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I suppose I should have started with that.

No, they just need a good dicking.

That's not bad tbh

post your bed please

jfc

She does look kinda spooky in this tbh.

The Joe and Godot aren't that bad. Congratulations on getting that far without loomis. Without further ado,
>>>/loomis/

I want cardiofags to die

The girl with the skull is pretty bad, we both know you can do better. Try copying from some better artists out there for improvement.

Now draw us some porn

I guess walking everywhere isn't high intensity enough?

Can't I just put the bar on my chest and let my heart do reps?

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Lifting without doing cardio is an abomination, just like all forms of aesthetic focused training. Looking pretty is completely useless.

If you want to walk, put on the heaviest backpack you can find an go rucking. Then work that shit up to running. Or swimming, with a rucksack. I don't recommend that though.

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thats ebola tan, i guess hes 'supposed' to look like that

and her boyfriend.

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maybe that user is into yaoi?

Are you brain damaged? I mean, I know this thread is fucked but come on.

And doing cardio alone is a surefire way to get nowhere. As far as I'm concerned, you should do a good 10-15 minutes of cardio at the start of your workout before moving on to lifting. Wouldn't that be enough?

some bbws are pretty nice

You underestimate the eternal nigger

Really?

Fine, I'll start once I'm off my permabulk.

You should aim for between 20 and 40 minutes of cardio. Don't go longer than 40, up the intensity. That's sorta where diminishing returns hits.

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I'm pretty content looking like myself.

I started at 100lbs and have been doing it cleanly. Cutting is for losers.

post a picture of you please, I want to know what that looks like

oh, your blue Id reminded me of the guy who posted his face earlier

I'm not saying to only do cardio you autist, I'm saying that you need to just do cardio.

Doing cardio before a workout is also a terrible idea. You should be doing cardio at a separate time in the day, or on separate days, depending on how you want to organize your split and where you want to focus. If you do cardio before you lift you'll have expended energy which leads to impacted gains. 10-15 minutes is not enough anyways. You also want to alternate, with certain days focused on distance and endurance in order to build up good respiratory ability, along with high-intensity days focused on things like intervals to really tax the limits of what you can do.

100lbs wtf? are you an oompa loompa?

I want to fuck that deer calf.

show your tummy please user

do this for me, I dont ask for much

I would do violent things to her smug.

Eh, I didn't say snug doesn't lead to fug, only that Nonon gets the violent dick. Then again, I would probably only dick her if Satsuki was involved as well.

I'm not quite sure why, though. Maybe it's because she reminds me somewhat of people I actually know irl that I wouldn't fug - like my sister who's somewhat violent, loud, awkward, but fashionable; or a good friend of mine who's an athletic tomboy. Shit's gonna be awkward.

finally a reason to post this

I am a humongous thundering faggot.

Chubby, Germanic box-faced nobody with glasses, Stretch marks and scars all over my back, shoulders, and pecs from being a real fatass without proper hygiene a few years back.

5'7", so only slightly better.
I was Auschwitz as fuck.
I'm 160 now at around 14% bf.

___no___ ___

youtube.com/watch?v=Jwfeei2Jyy0

Would fist and hold hands later.

;)

*Then again, I would probably only dick Ryuuko if Satsuki was involved as well.

come on please it's totally anonymous, what are you afraid of?

you post your tummy then

I look like this guy already. Without the mechanical parts.

The faggots here never see any real people so they assume everyone looks like in the movies.
Just lose some weight, man. Then you'll be average as fuck, and that's okay.

I've only been lifting for about a month, but
Shouldn't I warm up before my workout? Well, taking what is saying into consideration, I'm not really doing cardio then.
Would swimming be good for this?
Would biking be good for this?
I would actually really appreciate the advice. My nutrition is fine, and I've already begun to see noticeable gains on my body (this is also the first time I ever commit to go to a gym). However, your comment on cardio has me worried I haven't done enough.

You have his raspy voice, too?

Its just an average tummy user, the water retention at this time of day doesn't help it look too defined either.

I am looking for my coat, I will make a video. Seriously, why if I am adam? I live near eidos.

Swimming is A-OK for cardio, so is bicycling. You're in the noob gains zone anyway, don't sweat it so much on what you're doing, just focus on working out regularly.

The most recent that I have is 2 years old, and I am not especially eager publicizing it. Well, here it goes. I haven't changed much since then.

Actually 3 years. My, my, how the time flies.

You're not bad, fam.

Fuck man, you're not fat or ugly, what are you doing here

A small amount, yeah. I personally go with what equates to ~1/4 of jogging, which is about as low-intensity as you can get. The best thing you can do warm up before lifting, though, is figure out what routine you want to do, and then lift very light amounts. Going to bench today? Bench maybe 1/3 of that amount for a few reps. Then do that with everything. It gets your muscles ready like nothing else, but it can take a while.

Either can be used for either. I personally hate biking because it hurts my ass and I have shit balance, but if you enjoy it, it can be superior to running by burning energy faster. But swimming is honestly the best thing to do, doubly so if you aren't a morning person and you live in a hot climate. The only threat is over-exerting yourself and then drowning in a pool of all the dumb ways to die, but it's really not that much of a risk unless you're one of those people who get terrified of water.

Though honestly just as says, the most important thing is just doing something. Especially with cardio. Cardio sucks, and it isn't very much fun compared to lifting. If you find something that you enjoy doing, you'll do well.

I usually just tell people to go run because it's the only option I personally have, and I hate it with a passion. But we all have to make sacrifices.

What the hell is with you faggots posting pictures of your faces?
>>>/soc/

that is actually not bad

It's not weird to ask for pics of tummies over the internet, right? I just really like that bodyregion.

please, based on your bodyfat you should have the best one

Pretty autistic, that counts for something too.

Ok.

I wouldn't say doing cardio before a workout is a TERRIBLE idea, so much as it's unnecessary. You're better off doing warmup lifts if anything. Best way to warm up for a thing is to do the thing you plan to do but lighter.

So, for example, I was doing bench with 80lb dumbells, and would do a quick set of 10 on 44's before hand and take a short rest, just to get my chest like, warmed up to lifting.

Personally I don't think you need to do warm up sets for anything but the first exercise on a particular muscle group. I mean, why would I warmup my chest for 45 lb chest flies when I've just done 80 lb bench?

I think it's best to lift first, put 100% into your lifting to get the most out of it, then do cardio afterwards. Otherwise you'll be tired for lifting and half-ass it. Better to lift hard, then burn yourself out on cardio at the end. The important part for cardio is to get your heart rate high and keep it there for above 20 minutes. That way you get the most out of your time there.

meant for here:

Read the fucking header:

You sleep with your back to the window yes?

Looks comfy user. comfy enough for 2 people perhaps?

looks perfect for maybe 2 people spooning and watching a movie on your pc

Why are you wasting your time on imageboards if you could easily assemble a crew and become the captain of a sizable ship?

I really should do more sports because my blood pressure is high and it constantly makes me nervous. I also need to drop coffee soon, but it's the only thing that keeps me functioning.

The South American jew. Drop that shit now. Let yourself crash. Break the addiction.

This post raped me.

You are not even bed-user, so shut up.

It was contact rape.

You may be the gayest poster I've seen here.
Congrats fam.

What's the best way to break through a coffee addiction though? I fucking love coffee.

Meh, I mean that develops naturally from a prank caller mentality. As a prank caller you never hang up first. So whenever someone replies to me, I reply again and then that ah

If you look back, I basically triggered this.

I toss, turn, and kick when I sleep, so I can wake up with my back on the damn floor. I should shield my window so I don't kick it in in my sleep.

But no when I have friends or guest over that's what the spare bedroom is for once I clear out the previous tenants possessions.

The easiest way to break any addiction is to realize that this is literally you.

Huh, that's peculiar.

I am extremely static in my sleep (I think so at least). I don't move much.
The only thing that got me kinda worried in my teenage years that I was apparently speaking in my sleep sometimes. And I never asked anyone about this out of fear I said something sexual. So I don't know. But one of my friends definetly said that I mumble in my sleep.

I don't know if I do it anymore.

How about no u. That looks so comfy for watching some movie.

i said "best tomboys" because all tomboy characters are best girl

I-I am not s-straight.

one day you'll understand, philistine

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Only one positive, tbh.

Now's your turn, OP. Not just asking others.

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the only negative i see is "boyish frame"

a tomboy can still have a feminine body anyway, its mostly a mentality thing but the short hair and non-feminine clothing is a bonus on those characters

and then you can have that cliche when they get flustered in more feminine clothing which is pretty fuggin' cute, m8

What?

Ruined. Also in the middle picture, I'd take normal girl over the tomboy with bad hair. Long hair can be magical if taken care of.

If you haven't yet, read "Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko!" for a treat then. She is adorable when flustered.

Don't feign ignorance. Reveal yourself, OP.

you're a monster

oh my sweet fuck

I look like Prichart. You wouldn't like me. :^)

No backpedaling. It's only just to do the same as those asked by you.

My pleasure, m8.

I take everything back. I'd rather be Jansen

It's okay, I know OP. This is what he looks like.

My fucking heart

Personally, I like Suzu's mother the most in that manga.

this gift is also a curse cause tomo is pure love

This is cute.

knowing such perfection can not be achieved in reality i succumb to the drink

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you wouldn't look bad if you lost a lot of weight and cut your fucking hair

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