The People of France did turn their gaze from Kek, and praise the golden penis idol they had made. "Deliver us, oh Cuck'n'Baal, from the yoke of Kek, who has decreed that we shall work, and toil, and think critically, and not lay with beasts in the field, for we desire that the beasts plow the fertile fields of our women."
And the golden cuck was silent, for Cuck'n'Baal was merely a gold-plated dildo, and could neither hear their pleas, nor effect change upon the Earth. For all such idols are false, and true salvation can only come from Kek.
Kek did look down upon his children, and he wept, for in their idleness, they did lie with beasts in the field, and did turn their backs on righteousness and did much evil.
But Kek sent a prophet among people, to give them a final chance at redemption. Unto the great prophet, chosen of God, was given a single stone tablet, upon which was written in the language of Kek a great and singular truth, the law of the Lord.
Upon this tablet was inscribed a mere two words, words of such portent and wisdom that none could deny:
REMOVE KEBAB
