ITT: Whyboners

you can't keep her like this

Damn it DD, why do you do this to me?

kill yourself

you have issues m8

Got weird when the babies started crawling out of her nipples

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>>>/furry/

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The thought of them taking Links clothes and not giving them back made me all tingling as a child.

I would intentionally let them eat Link so they took more and more of his stuff. I suppose it has something to do with the forcible nature of it. The thought of Link forcibly losing his clothes.

no homo

A dragon isn't furry though, >>>/monster/ is more fitting

It's not human, and/or it has a snout. Belongs on furry.

I always found his eyes too weird.
Also I'm not a faggot.

PFFF

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This but Ridley

Holy shit his face is fucking killing me

god dammit

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Yes, that's why you're there. c:


This happened to me in Super Metroid when I fell into Sucker Plants.

cuck

gurofags please go

Not going to lie, i fapped so hard when she transformed into her monster form

^This, posting best monstergirl

He's a big guy.

But it had nothing to do with loss. It had everything to do with Link, and his tight little elf body getting closer and closer to being naked.

When the Burning Crusade strategy guide came out, this was part of the official artwork inside

I came to it several times

those things are just giant buttholes

user you are sick. Seek help.

What kind of fucked up upbringing did you autist have?

user, you got rused. There is no way anyone would seriously want to fuck that kind of creatures, no siree.

>tfw getting petrified in Dragon's Dogma
>tfw egghead in Dark Souls

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It's not gay to fantasize having sex with Grigori if you imagine yourself as a woman.

Half-gay is still gay.

Good taste, user. That game(along with CrackleCradle and Demonophobia) put me in touch with my cannibalism fetish. It was only a why boner for a while.


For you.

Women, please leave.

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Why do I keep on clicking on spoilers for stuff I know I'm not going to like? Every time I think to myself "It's just gonna be more guro" or "it's just Link getting fucked in the ass again", but I just open it on the off chance that maybe, just maybe, something wonderful will happen.

Do I have brain problems?

You have curiosity. That's normal and healthy for a man your age.

But, tell me. What amazing thing would you like to happen?

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Why? I mean this is the perfect thread for it but still.

I like girls that have the bodies of 10 year old boys.

Do it one more time, motherfucker.

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I dunno. Like, maybe a page to a doujin that I had once seen and had now forgotten, or perhaps the incredibly rare non cuckold link porn (as far as I can tell, well drawn and uncensored at least). Maybe I would find a cropped doujin page that would lead to something wonderful, like legitimate corrupt girl turning into a pure girl. But it won't ever happen.

… Damn, nigga. You have boring fetishes.

Rare ones, too. I don't know if I've seen decorruption before outside of Teaching Feeling.

well I haven't got that, have some of this instead

I'm sorry. I'm just a lonely man who wants to be loved. I'll check out teaching feeling though, I've been wondering about that game, but decorruption has sold me.

>second image
Is that the Hell Knight from Doom 3?

Meant for

It's hilarious when you have to go to /d/ for vanilla shit, and also tentacles(non-rape), oviposition and xray cum shots

yes

You wanna be careful about posting porn, user. Doing it too much might get you banned.

That Hell Knight image is really fucking hot, but Todex traces/"heavily references" his shit. He has a tendency to draw the same images over and over, probably using the same "reference" photos. Pics related, all shit he's drawn,

Sure but does he draw more cute scalies/aliums

That I can't deny

Well upload more cute scalies/aliums you dummy

Okay, you fuggin' homo.
I won't post more than this because I don't want to break rule 3 and be b&

Wh-what's he gonna do with that sword?

10/10

He's going to take it to bed and cuddle with it (while it's sheathed, of course, he wouldn't want to cut himself).
It would be a sign of a bad relationship if he just used it for his sexual pleasure and no more.

Was this the demon penis game?

You'd be right.
/vp/ is dead for fucks sakes
DEAD
IF ITS VIDYA RELATED WHY CAN'T WE HAVE IT

Because it triggers the autistic alt-right SJWs.

AAAAH I HAVE PORN OF THAT BUT I CAN'T POST IT
SMUG ANIMU SHITPOSTERS AND Holla ForumsACKS CAN RUN AMOK BUT ON TOPIC PORN IS HARAM?
END MY LIFE
I'm sorry, user

It's dead because you and people who think like you don't post in it

Or maybe the fucking board owner doesn't promote it enough, traffic doesn't magically appear m8. What makes you think I don't post there?

O-oh, I was scared for a moment that he was gonna cut himself with it right then… s-somewhere r-really intimate…

That fucking voice though.

winter wyvern is pretty fucking smooth too

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She was only non-sexually traumatized, and not corrupted before.

Oh well, so you'd like WH40K demons too.

Petrification is a great fetish … if only there was good art of it