Holla Forums plays Defiler Wings

I've had this German game sitting on my hard drive for the last few months. I played it for a couple hours, went to jerk off to something, and totally forgot about it.

So I figured Holla Forums might have fun with it.

Basically, you play as a dragon. You go out and do dragon things, like raiding settlements, kidnapping maidens, spreading destruction and discord… you know, fun stuff. Then your dragon retires or dies and you pick a new one with a new mutation.

I'm not even sure if you can beat this game, but I figured hey, we can fuck around for a bit, right?

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So we start the game and get this big ass infodump.

None of it really matters.
You are a badass dragon born of the Mother of Monsters, a super horny demon bitch who hates humans.

She will fuck you if you destroy shit for her. Not a bad reward, is it?

And so we are brought to the dragon selection screen and some ripped off ASOIAF fanart. We're gonna see this every time we get to pick a new beast, so get used to it.

So what are our options?

Taeradh the Tempestous - A small little lindwurm with some big old legs.

Tyraxes the Covetous - A modestly sized serpent that weighs about as much as a man.

Nepharian the Indolent - A small hydra. Nothing special… except it has two heads.

It's been a while since I've done anything like this, so I guess we'll just go with the most popular vote?

is there a text game were you can have an option of vanilla? vanilla life is pure suffering

>Play Defiler Wings and Corruption of Champions

Come on, lad.

Taeradh the Tempestuous

He doesn't skip leg day and has RAD in his name.

Taeradh. Gotta get them legs.


Newlife, if you pick the female start. But then you're still the grill.

What is stopping you to play CoC purging the filthy furries?

Taeradh. The legs are too good to pass up.

i just jump on lewd games blind, user.

havent play otome games, will do it, just for my vanilla.

but you cant do that, or is there an new update?

TAERADH THE TEMPESTUOUS WALKS AMONG YOU

The Mistress of Darkness is pissed at the world of man, and wants you to go out there and do something about it. However, she is fully aware of how pathetic and weak we are, so all she wants us to do is go out there and scare some peasants and shit.
That should be simple enough… right? We've got 5 years to do this.

And that brings us to the map! There are many places we can go, and I don't want to railroad you guys too much, so I'll list our options.


Or we could go back to the Lands of Darkness, but… there's nothing there for us right now.

So what's the plan? Personally, I'd start with the trade routes, but that's only a suggestion.

Go hit up traders, Get some shinies,

First of all, we need to eat.

Go to the village outskirts and rape and/or eat leetle girls.

That doesn't really tell me where to go.

I mean, go raid the trade routes for food.

Trade Routes

And so we hit the road!

Hmm. We stumble across a decaying old manor, and what do we smell? A noble lady virgin! A fine catch. Unfortunately, her father or husband or whoever doesn't really seem too amenable to our cause.

We might be able to take him, but it's a gamble.
Do you want to fight him, or remember this place and return later?

How old we talking? Surely we can take one man.

Let's not risk it. We may have MIGHTY LEGS, but we're still a lizard the size of a dog versus a man in full armor and a sword.

Shit, I dunno, most humans look the same to me.

rape the old knight

An old man in full armor and a sword. I didn't capture it, but we are at a low risk of danger in this fight.

there's always one.

Let's destroy the fucker, then.

DO IT

Oops, I skipped past that screen. We have a low chance to win.
Fortunately, we remain unhurt. Keep in mind we can always retreat if we get damaged too badly. Do we press on?

I mean… Why not?

dubs demand we continue

Press on until there's a danger of dying. If we pull this off, we can return to our Mistress early.

Yeah, let's kill that geezer.

wew, he's spanking us right now
You guys wanna keep this up?

Let's leave

Since I can't find any of this game's actual music, feel free to listen to this vaguely similarly sounding youtube track if you wanna get in the mood.

pull out

fight to the death

Leave

Jesus fuck, let's run

Well, that could have gone better. No need to feel discouraged, though. Our kin will avenge us one day, when they're stronger.

So where to this time? One thing I forgot to mention is that the little red orb shows how many more actions we can take before we have to go to our lair to rest for a year or two. Keep that in mind.

It was two hits, if it makes you feel better.

Let's go to the forest. Maybe we'll find rabbits or some shit.

That's not really that reasuring.

The forest
find a maiden for lusting or eating

The forest

Alright, off to the woods we go.
It looks like we stumble across a bunch of human lumberjacks chopping away at some wood. We haven't used up our action yet, so we could go do something else, or we could wait around for a while and see if some lumberjack's poor, unsuspecting daughter comes to bring him lunch.

I imagine you want to wait?

Let's wait. That is, if the lumberjacks notice us, we must run away.

Is there a reason to be scared about a bunch of lumberjacks?
Are we just the worst dragon ever?

AAAAAAHHH, FRESH MEAT!

We murder the man and his daughter is our plaything. A silver haired beauty, not bad for a peasant girl.
Now, I need to mention that the Mistress of Darkness has imbued us with a little bit of her power - namely that we can impregnate human women and they'll give birth to monsters. Noble women are better about this than peasants, but you make do with what you get.

So, we have some options.

rape and release

rape and release.

You guys are just awful.
Enjoy your terrible nudey photo while I have to deal with the moans that sound like they were ripped straight from a German porno.
If you want to excuse yourself and go fap to some dragon doujins, I'll understand.

So, with our boiling hot dragon seed in her belly, we let her go. That'll give the humans something to talk about.

Where to next?

trade routes

THE FOREST

Looks like you need some food, faggot

trade routes.

Green is good in this game. Eating replenishes libido and maybe health, so there is a limit on how much you can eat in a year.

Where do you want me to go for food?

Off to the trade routes, then.
We find a wooden fort with a virgin inside, but… it's sort of guarded. This place would be a great lair, but I don't think we can take them in this state.

Let's head back to the forest

A fine idea.
But what's this?! It looks like we finally have a gripping moral choice to make!

We can go after two girls, but which will it be? A quick footed virgin, or this slow, plodding girl who's almost asking for it?

I don't know if you missed it but the village at the intersection of the trade routes is a location you can go to.

the slower girl.

The virgin

How have I not heard of this?

The virgin
I feel bad for the slow girl since she desperately needs those fucking berries if she risks getting mauled by a fucking dragon

The virgin it is!
She's not as pretty as the last, if you ask me.

rape and impregnate.

rape and impregnate

Anything but kidnap.

I'm pretty sure you can both rob and rape her.

Rob, then rape

Rob and rape

Despite giving this girl a good ol' pounding, it seems to have only aroused us further.

And since we're just totally horrible, we rob her, too. Why not. We now have 41 farthings.

This still leaves us the question of what to do with her…

EAT

eat

Eat that bitch. She´s not worthy to birth our son.

We should let her go since it'll cause more mayhem in the kingdom and eating her gives us no benefits for now.

FUCK YOU FAGGOT

release to cause mayhem

we have already raped her and stole from her. It takes a special kind of asshole to release her with our son.

luckily we're a dragon

NO FUCK YOU

Pretty hungry, really. Time to snack. Next time we go back we get the slow girl and keep her tho.

You can only keep(and impregnate) virgins. Something about the unpure not being able to handle dragon seed or whatever. You can fuck non virgins all you want though.

Awful. Just awful. I don't know why we'd bother raping her if we were just going to eat her, but nobody asked me.

Tired from our… misadventures, we return to our lair in some random forest to sleep for a while. In the meantime, poor Ginny is discovered and murdered for having monsters in her belly. Poor thing. And lastly, we are so unimportant that nobody bothers to do anything about us.

But we awaken 3 years later!

Where to this time?

We need to get some serious gains if we want to fend off knights. How do we do that?

Fuck our mother so our incest baby is stronger than we are.

the forest for more impregnation


that happens in the generations to come m8

Jesus, what a lazy son of a bitch.
let's go to the mountains, too train the MIGHTY LEGS.

Check back with the Mistress and see if our task is done. We need stronger kin if we want to challenge the free realms.

I just checked, we haven't satisfied her… yet.

Go forth and be a huge dick then.

Got a DL link?

Dragons are the epitome of all sin m8
gotta git dat sloth in there somehow

I think this is it. I don't remember if it's the same one I used, so don't blame me if it's a different version or something.
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I haven't exactly gotten a majority of votes yet, guys.

OP you should show us screens of all of our babies per generation

Go impregnate some more bitches in the forest

Go ravage a village and kick their shit with hueg legs

Oh, I never showed the description for Tyraxes, did I?

………… wait.
Fuck.

Can we fuck up that old man yet?

rural area

wat

Uh, yeah, anyway, we go to the forest, and it seems like some human girl is lost and looking for help.

Using our magic dragon powers, we can apparently call out to her in a human voice to trick her. How does that sound?

I fucked up and picked the wrong dragon, we're supposed to be smaller than that.

We get stronger with each generation. We don't start as an impressive beast by any means.

nice flag, attention whore

Let's do it

raep time

do it

Where the fuck are our mighty legs. Tyraxes. You lied to us.

god this is just gonna be puff the magic dragon's rapeventures isn't it?

After this we need to stop and actually go inspire some terror in some peasant village, or demom is gonna be pissed.

I'm sorry. I goofed, I will atone for my sins, I swear it.

So what do we wanna do to this girl? The ol' rob 'n' rape?

The common people are still terrified by a man sized snake raping and impregnating their women, don't worry.

yes, let's rob and rape.

kidnape her too, otherwise they'll just kill her

How exactly do common folk notice anything if you're crashing these wombs with no survivors?

A good bit of the old in out in out and some good old ultra violence would be rather horror show.

Sure, on the INDIVIDUAL level, but we need to make an entrance.

You can do both if you get wings or wing magic and head to the market and kidnap someone.

I have played this before.

If you were a cute virgin, and you were raped by a giant dragon, that wouldn't be something you wouldn't tell to townsfolk.

No
They just run away cause we don't have guards yet

What if you know the result of that is being horribly murdered?

Turns out this chick is down for whatever, as long as we don't finish with some vore. We also nab a turquoise armbrace and a silver pendant in the… festivities.

What should we do with her now?

Release to see what happens.

Then they don't tell anyone and a horrible monster is born and terrorizes the village/kingdom.

It's a win/win.

Eat.

No one tells us what to do.

Release

release.

Release doesn't seem to work. Kidnap?

release

Niggers she didn't even say PLEASE

Whats going on in this…. Noice..

And off she goes. Hopefully she lasts a little longer than the previous one.

For our efforts, we are finally rewarded with some infamy, as evidenced by the black orb! Good job, guys. It only took 3 years of thieving and rape to do it. Now we're on the path to niggardry.

Let's prowl around the rural area

Go to the Rural area and pick up a hot cow.

Gremlins?

The Land of Darkness sounds like a pretty nice place.

Can you fuck other beasties? If so go to the Dark Land.

These people are fucking stupid.
let's go to the rural area, to make our presence known.

It turns out that "rural areas" is actually quite a broad term.
Who'd have guessed?
Which of these do you want to hit up?

Lonely farmstead. Let's get into a fight with a farmer husband, rape his daughter, and eat his wife.

farmstead.

Small Villages are pretty nice, they usually have a thatched roof cottage to burn down.

farmstead

Farm

We can't breathe fire you dingle dongle.

wew, all these plebs have is an old guard dog to protect them from our scaly wrath.

Raze that shit

Ask for the daughter a tribute.

Burn the fuckers. You're not strong enough for the coppers if there's a snitch.

let's bring the black dragon inside of us and rob them all.

RAZE

BURN THE THE GROUND!

Impose a tribute

...

rest in piss, pupper, you were a worthy foe

I wish I could say the same about the squishy ass humans living inside the house, but I can't. We score a fair amount of loot, rip some shit up, and piss our name into the ashes. Well done.

Whoops, forgot my other image.

I say Gremlin village. Maybe we can find some minions there. If not, hopefully we can eat them

Let's wreck shit in the small village now.

Land of Darkness still seems like a good place to go.

What a shitty dragon.

I say we be nicer to people from now on. After all what does being evil get us?
t. Deffinynothuman

go foresting and impregnating

Uh… okay. One vote for like, four different things.
Work it out, guys.

Well, according to the game, our first-generation dragon is less a dragon and more an oversized snek with sapience.

Small Village.

We're about to sleep. Go back to the darklands?

Yeah darklands.

yup
darklands

Ayyyy, enough time screwing around, it's time to start screwing around, am I right?

Ha, no really, even now we have a difficult choice to make.
how you want it fam?

dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon

We've had plenty of bitches, let's do this right.

Dragon on Dragon Action.

dragon loving

we're basically playing A Clockwork Orange with dragons now

pic related

What's the point of banging yer own mum if she shifts into another race?

dragon on dragon.

Dragon

So our Mistress turned into a scaly beauty and we fucked like vicious animals for days straight.
We came.
Nine months later, our Mistress had another litter! It's choosin' time! I won't fuck up this time, I promise.

Ironicus the Sinister - A modest sized hydra. The same size as Tyraxes, but with an extra head.

Artaxerks the Powerful - A modest sized flying serpent. We grow wings!

Alhafton the Crazed - A modest sized lindwurm. We, uh, finally get those legs I promised you.

CHOOSE

Fuck Hydra get some legs.

legs pls

heil hydra

Fuck wings take legs

Oh man. The hard decisions.

We best get the promised legs.

Alhafton the Crazed

Our son doesn't skip leg day, even if we don't have any. He will fulfill out squat-thrust destiny.

Alhafton. Let's gett he fucking legs

Legs have done nothing but betray us and fall off for whatever reason. We're not going to get them, but what do wings offer?

WE CRAZED AF

LEG DAY
E
G

D
A
Y

LEGS IT IS!

Guess what our Mistress wants us to do this time? That's right, it's monster making time! She doesn't want one monster running around, she wants SEVERAL. And once again, we've got 5 years to do it.

Fortunately, we seem to be a bit more energetic as Alhafton than as Tyraxes. Maybe it's the legs.

hit up the forest and start virgin raping

lets go find a hideout in the Old ruins

hit up the trade routes. Our new legs need work.

LEGS

fuck, too late

We should scale those mountains with our legs, as Todd Howard sees us doing in his nightmares.

Trade routes. We can FIGHT now.

Forest

Rural area. Continue spreading our legend. If we destroy the suburbs, real estate prices in the city will skyrocket and cause UNENDING MISERY to the lower class.

Forest of legs.

In the forest, we prowl around for a bit and find a deer. We can eat it for a nice snack, or we can spend our time and energy elsewhere.

I guess we better eat. We're Starving.

let's eat a deer.

Well, since we're starving, and that's just free food.

Eat deer innawoods, we are the /k/ dragon.

Uh… yum. That didn't seem to be substantial enough to do anything, sadly. Lesson learned, I guess.

I would operate with Crazy Al, the /k/ommando dragon that doesn't skip leg day.

let's go to the small village now. We have maidens to impregnate after all.

How come you don't get options to fuck the deer.

who wouldn't

rural area

>>>/zoo/

The deer can't get knocked up.

Rural area, we need even more gains for our huge legs

Alright, boys, which of these looks the most enticing to you?

Farmstead, maybe we can rape Beru.

Let's just prowl around for peasants to impregnate

small village.

Village.

Prowl Around on our mighty legs.

Farmstead, let's see if we can eat some farmhands

Small village. Let's see if we can do better than a lonely farmstead.

farmstead

Prowl. These legs were made for walking.

I got 3 for Farmstead and 3 for Prowl.
I don't feel good about picking one over the other.

Flip a coin.

Farm

FARM IT IS!
What's the order for today? More wanton destruction, or something more controlled?

Raze

Let's see what sort of tribute we can impose on them.

Rob, we gotta never skip leg day.

impose tribute.

Tribute this time.

tribute

Give me your tribute, puny human!
You'd think this would scare them more, but all they give us is a cow and we just… go on our way.
Well, good job, I guess.

Demand a tribute of women and brozouf.

Mountains, hiking time.

I just noticed out dragon has a bit of smug going on.

Also Trade route lets try and find a castle to take.

mountains it is. We need to keep those legs in shape.

Mountains. Might as well see if we can find any of those Giant women that mom mentioned.

Go to the holy mountain and seek immortality.

hey guise wanna fight some fuckin' fire giants?

Run bitch

We should go.

HELL YEAH
FIGHT TIME

Run like a nigger.

I propose an strategic retreat.

RUN YO NIGGA LEGS OUTTA THE OVEN

Time for Alhafton to cooly withdraw.

the defiler family secret technique.

Okay, that could've gone better. We seem to have calmed down somehow, but we still have 2 actions left.

Into the afterlife?

Trade route lets find a lair.

Go to the Smuggler's Den

let's go to the forest.

Need to peggers more virgins so Forest

Trade route. Maybe we can hit a poorly defended merchant.

Forests are full of virgins everyone knows that

What is that? A young lass, lost in the woods?
It would be a shame if something happened to her…

fuck me up

rape and impregnate the lass.

No Fuck HER. Up..

I'm not a fan of freckles, but it'll have to do.
What do we do with her after we presumably rape and impregnate her?

Well we don't have a lair so rob and eat her.

Release without robbing.
Maybe it'll be less conspicuous that she's carrying precious cargo.

rob. we are /fit/ and /k/ into asshole form.

Remember the mission, Snake. Rape and release.

We'll eat somewhere else.

Rape and release. We've got a quota to fill.

Rape and release, gotta make sure that we spread std monsters around

Out of the depths of our black heart, or pragmatism we let the poor peasant girl go.

One last thing to do before we go nap, Holla Forums. What'll it be?

Trade route damnit.

What's up in the gremlin village? Do we get tribute or easy wins there?

Trade Routes,
Need some gold before we nap

They're little minions you can hire to do stuff around your lair or make jewelry out of your shit.

trade route.

Trade Route

why is the art different for the lewds? custom pics?

If i remember correctly the art is stolen from different people

minions?

THESE TRADE ROUTES MAKE ME ANGRY!

eat everything. Let's become an absolute dick.

fuck off and find a virgin to defile

We should fuck off and fuck something

Go somewhere else if we still can use that action to find some local women, if not, then gulp that shit down.

well at least the game is free, right?

find another thing somewhere else

yep

Of course

For the sake of convenience, I just chose the trade route again.
Except this time we find an inn! Full of people, it would seem!

GET DRUNK

ALE!!

Let's get shitfaced.

FUCK THE MISSION, TIME FOR BOOZE

yo mama told you to rape so find something to rape

a l e

Listen dude, we're on the fucking job.

Go rape a fucking virgin.

Perhaps getting drunk will help us find virgins better

Dragons are creatures of sin.
Nothing says sin like barging up to some dude's place of business, getting piss drunk, and shitting on his front lawn.

Since we're tired, I figure it would be a nice opportunity to take a gander in a mirror we conveniently have in our lair.
IN THE MEANTIME Jhoann proves herself a sturdy woman and shits out, like, a couple of basilisks or something. Imagine that just slithering out of her pussy.

And we only slept for a year this time! Guess getting drunk helps you wake up easier.

let's go to the forest.

What's up in the sky?

nothing yet, since we can't fly.

Whats the mission currently?

Breed monsters through virgin peasants.
The forest then

Knock up virgins, get them to shit out monsters.
We haven't gotten enough for the Mistress to be happy yet.

Go to that rural area and prowl, we need some more babes to cure this hangover.

Mission accomplished. Time to fuck around for a year or two!

Go to the old ruins, We need to get magic

Not yet, actually. I can't get a reward.

We need to learn how to jump good.


Let's go check out those ruins for ways to jump good.

Oh, I guess that rancid bitch wants more grandkids. Fuck more virgins.

We have to fuck until one monster returns to the mistress

Lets go fuck some virgins then. TO THE FOREST!

New Thread?

We head off to the forest in search of a fair maiden to deflower…
and instead we find AN ELF FUCKING SHIT

Attack.

kill it

rape it.

RUN
We can't take on an elf yet

REMOVE ELF

kill it, then rape it

Check if it has tits and a vagoo
If so then rape

WE INITIATE BATTLE!
Do you wish to continue?

Back off then

Neat
Kill the bastard

...

MURDER
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

ONLY GOOD ELF

KILL HIM

dont back down, remove knife-ear

exterminate the abomination.

Just fuck his shit up

REMOVE ELF

FLAWLESS VICTORY
We don't find the enchanted lands, but this is still pretty alright by me. Now what?

Do we have anything to sell?

Goddamn elves, messing up everything even when they die

Check out the ruins I say

Fuck around the countryside, see if you can poison a well lmao

Ruins.

ruins.

kek
Rural area

ruins

VICTORY

But we've no time to celebrate, let's check out the ruins bfore we go get drunk.

We have nothing. You don't pass on your loot to your children.

Forest fuck some bitches

...

ruins

What is this?
It appears there's a witch living in the ruins or something.

C-can we tenderly love the witch?

introduce yourself and tip your fedora

visit the witch. If I remember right, the witch gives you magic.

Pay the witch a visit and fuck it.

REMEMBER THE MISSION SNAKE

FUCK VIRGINS

Do you even need to ask?
Go see her faggot

rape the witch

Meet n Fuck

If the witch is hot, fuck her.
If the witch is hot, fuck her tenderly.

...

Can we come back?

Decline
Those virgins won't rape themselves

...

Maybe there's a benefit? Nah, we need to have virgins.

dont waste your jizz, find a virgin

We can't spare any sperm, man. We gotta fuck bitches.

I believe so, yeah.

Sweet merciful mistress of death and destruction, that's one hell of a blowjob just waiting to happen. Don't be rude, accept.

We need to make babbies, not getting pleasure from not making one. Find babby making meat sacks

Cum back when we have 1 shot left in us.

We might be crazed, but we're not crazy enough to waste time getting magic witch blowjobs when we have more useful applications for our sperm.

Now, where are we headed to get some virgins?

The Forest

Rural Area
See if we can fuck some virgins

the forest

Go check the forest, virgins love forests

sea

Rural Area

Farm women.

Forest lets get our fuck on.

Haven't gone to the sea. Maybe sexy brown beauty?

Let's go to the forest and fuck a bitch so we can hurry back to the witch.

Hmmm… some more lumberjacks.
Do we feel like waiting around again? Maybe we'll get a cuter peasant this time.

let's wait

Wait

Pretty sure it'll be the same result, let's get a girl

Surely patience will pay off.

hide in a box

Ooooh, Betty. Not bad.

So what's the deal? Rob, rape and release?

Can we eat the sweet bread and then rape n release?

You know it, boss

you know it

If that's the usual operation, go for it.

Aww, but look at her! She's definitely worth a raping but not a mugging.

Just rape her first, then release, robbing will likely get her killed.

Jeez, she didn't even have much.
Let's hope she survives when she makes it back to town. Honestly, I don't have much hope.

Now dick around in the rural area
We need more virgins

the sea

rural area n rape

Lets go rape a farm girl Rural area.

s e a
a n d
r a p e

Off we go!
I think the best way to pick up a girl is to prowl around town, but don't quote me on that.

Lets prowl then.

Do it, hope for the best.

Prowl around, use those legs

Small Village and ask for tribute

they deserve rape

Good news: We found a girl feeding some geese!
Bad news: She's too young and hasn't had her period yet, so we can't rape her.

eat the girl

Eat both?

adopt the girl?

Eat the geese.

Eat the geese Loli deserve protection. Can we make her our daughter?

EAT THE GIRL
YOLO

I dunno, are we already hungry? Maybe we can just move on and check out the sea for wenches to rape.

Eat geese

...

Mmm… that hit the spot.
Last action before we hibernate, try and make it count.

Give the witch your sperm for alchemy.

Find a girl who's capable of birthing more retarded monsters

Go get serviced by the witch then.

Keep searching for more virgins at the forest

forest rape

Not loving the loli.


Lets go to forest and fuck some more virgins.

Heading to the forest, we stumble across a really, really big cave… with a really, really big ogre inside.

Uh, at least we have a better chance than with the fire giants?

Fight it.

Sheeeeeit. Exit, stage left.

We must take it, no matter what.

We're already wounded and have a date with a blowjob. Run, nigga.

Perhaps we ought to run for now

Fight

Shit, that's right. We should do that while that opportunity stands. Changing vote to run.

tactical retreat

Okay, let's make this next choice a bit easier.

m a g i c
b l o w j o b

forest

Go for the most probable payoff, of course.

Its time for a reward i think visit the witch.

Let witch suck us dry. For sciennce.

wew lads
where do we go now, where do we go?

…L-lets to the forest and take our shame out on the v-virgins there.

rape

raze a village

We should try the sea at least once

Go write in your journal about how witches are all dumb and you'll burn them all when you get the chance.

It would appear that the sea is as inaccessible as the sky.

Damnit Crazy Al, you fool. Can't believe we passed on a witchy blowjob.

Let's go drown our sorrows with the local villagers at the pub.

L-Let's just go to sleep then

Damn, I was hoping some qts were sunning themselves

Forest lets complete our mission and grow our dragon.

For lack of an agreed answer and the fact that I want to hopefully get to the next dragon so I can make a new thread, we picked up a girl in the forest. A real Aryan beauty.

How should we treat her?

Rape and release.

The fuck kind of name is Beatsy?

Rape her until she forgets her shitty name.

You know the drill

Drill her and spread our seed

Beatsy does her best Johnny Bravo impression, but that does nothing to deter our draconic cock from bending her over in the grass. We rip an earring off her ear in the process, because our lair isn't gonna pay for itself, right?

And so we rest…

Poor Betty just couldn't handle the pressure and got herself killed. Good job, Betty. Beatsy, clearly of better stock, had no problem with pushing out some monstrous eggs.
Let's hope Mistress is pleased.
More distressingly, the kingdom of men don't seem very happy with us…
And to top it all off, now we have a knight who has sworn a sacred vow to fuck our world up.

WE DINDU NUFFIN

No mere hedge knight will prevent Crazy Al from getting the magic blowjob he so richly deserves.

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