I've had this German game sitting on my hard drive for the last few months. I played it for a couple hours, went to jerk off to something, and totally forgot about it.
So I figured Holla Forums might have fun with it.
Basically, you play as a dragon. You go out and do dragon things, like raiding settlements, kidnapping maidens, spreading destruction and discord… you know, fun stuff. Then your dragon retires or dies and you pick a new one with a new mutation.
I'm not even sure if you can beat this game, but I figured hey, we can fuck around for a bit, right?
So we start the game and get this big ass infodump.
None of it really matters. You are a badass dragon born of the Mother of Monsters, a super horny demon bitch who hates humans.
She will fuck you if you destroy shit for her. Not a bad reward, is it?
Julian Cooper
And so we are brought to the dragon selection screen and some ripped off ASOIAF fanart. We're gonna see this every time we get to pick a new beast, so get used to it.
So what are our options?
Taeradh the Tempestous - A small little lindwurm with some big old legs.
Tyraxes the Covetous - A modestly sized serpent that weighs about as much as a man.
Nepharian the Indolent - A small hydra. Nothing special… except it has two heads.
It's been a while since I've done anything like this, so I guess we'll just go with the most popular vote?
Chase Barnes
is there a text game were you can have an option of vanilla? vanilla life is pure suffering
Ryan Bailey
>Play Defiler Wings and Corruption of Champions
Come on, lad.
Charles Hughes
Taeradh the Tempestuous
He doesn't skip leg day and has RAD in his name.
Adam Allen
Taeradh. Gotta get them legs.
Newlife, if you pick the female start. But then you're still the grill.
Camden Lewis
What is stopping you to play CoC purging the filthy furries?
Mason Ortiz
Taeradh. The legs are too good to pass up.
Kayden Torres
i just jump on lewd games blind, user.
havent play otome games, will do it, just for my vanilla.
but you cant do that, or is there an new update?
David Brown
TAERADH THE TEMPESTUOUS WALKS AMONG YOU
The Mistress of Darkness is pissed at the world of man, and wants you to go out there and do something about it. However, she is fully aware of how pathetic and weak we are, so all she wants us to do is go out there and scare some peasants and shit. That should be simple enough… right? We've got 5 years to do this.
And that brings us to the map! There are many places we can go, and I don't want to railroad you guys too much, so I'll list our options.
Or we could go back to the Lands of Darkness, but… there's nothing there for us right now.
So what's the plan? Personally, I'd start with the trade routes, but that's only a suggestion.
Robert Moore
Go hit up traders, Get some shinies,
William Sanders
First of all, we need to eat.
Nathan Stewart
Go to the village outskirts and rape and/or eat leetle girls.
Blake White
That doesn't really tell me where to go.
Jaxson Hughes
I mean, go raid the trade routes for food.
Dylan Young
Trade Routes
Parker Bailey
And so we hit the road!
Hmm. We stumble across a decaying old manor, and what do we smell? A noble lady virgin! A fine catch. Unfortunately, her father or husband or whoever doesn't really seem too amenable to our cause.
We might be able to take him, but it's a gamble. Do you want to fight him, or remember this place and return later?
William Butler
How old we talking? Surely we can take one man.
Brayden Stewart
Let's not risk it. We may have MIGHTY LEGS, but we're still a lizard the size of a dog versus a man in full armor and a sword.
Hunter Perez
Shit, I dunno, most humans look the same to me.
Jacob Young
rape the old knight
Brody Gray
An old man in full armor and a sword. I didn't capture it, but we are at a low risk of danger in this fight.
Angel Peterson
there's always one.
Jacob Reyes
Let's destroy the fucker, then.
Thomas Bennett
DO IT
Grayson Martinez
Oops, I skipped past that screen. We have a low chance to win. Fortunately, we remain unhurt. Keep in mind we can always retreat if we get damaged too badly. Do we press on?
John Carter
I mean… Why not?
Eli Baker
dubs demand we continue
Easton Cook
Press on until there's a danger of dying. If we pull this off, we can return to our Mistress early.
Tyler Wood
Yeah, let's kill that geezer.
Lincoln Williams
wew, he's spanking us right now You guys wanna keep this up?
Noah Johnson
Let's leave
Ayden Martin
Since I can't find any of this game's actual music, feel free to listen to this vaguely similarly sounding youtube track if you wanna get in the mood.
Landon Turner
pull out
Eli Collins
fight to the death
Cooper Martinez
Leave
Henry Thomas
Jesus fuck, let's run
Chase Gonzalez
Well, that could have gone better. No need to feel discouraged, though. Our kin will avenge us one day, when they're stronger.
So where to this time? One thing I forgot to mention is that the little red orb shows how many more actions we can take before we have to go to our lair to rest for a year or two. Keep that in mind.
Noah Wood
It was two hits, if it makes you feel better.
James Harris
Let's go to the forest. Maybe we'll find rabbits or some shit.
That's not really that reasuring.
Mason Brown
The forest find a maiden for lusting or eating
Jack Perry
The forest
Jacob Cooper
Alright, off to the woods we go. It looks like we stumble across a bunch of human lumberjacks chopping away at some wood. We haven't used up our action yet, so we could go do something else, or we could wait around for a while and see if some lumberjack's poor, unsuspecting daughter comes to bring him lunch.
I imagine you want to wait?
Blake Diaz
Let's wait. That is, if the lumberjacks notice us, we must run away.
Brandon Nelson
Is there a reason to be scared about a bunch of lumberjacks? Are we just the worst dragon ever?
Asher Jackson
AAAAAAHHH, FRESH MEAT!
We murder the man and his daughter is our plaything. A silver haired beauty, not bad for a peasant girl. Now, I need to mention that the Mistress of Darkness has imbued us with a little bit of her power - namely that we can impregnate human women and they'll give birth to monsters. Noble women are better about this than peasants, but you make do with what you get.
So, we have some options.
Matthew Evans
rape and release
Austin Sanders
rape and release.
Asher Thompson
You guys are just awful. Enjoy your terrible nudey photo while I have to deal with the moans that sound like they were ripped straight from a German porno. If you want to excuse yourself and go fap to some dragon doujins, I'll understand.
So, with our boiling hot dragon seed in her belly, we let her go. That'll give the humans something to talk about.
Where to next?
Jack Ross
trade routes
Hunter Jones
THE FOREST
Mason Bell
Looks like you need some food, faggot
William Morris
trade routes.
Brody Martinez
Green is good in this game. Eating replenishes libido and maybe health, so there is a limit on how much you can eat in a year.
Adam Wood
Where do you want me to go for food?
Daniel Cruz
Off to the trade routes, then. We find a wooden fort with a virgin inside, but… it's sort of guarded. This place would be a great lair, but I don't think we can take them in this state.
Eli Moore
Let's head back to the forest
Levi Rogers
A fine idea. But what's this?! It looks like we finally have a gripping moral choice to make!
We can go after two girls, but which will it be? A quick footed virgin, or this slow, plodding girl who's almost asking for it?
Easton Morgan
I don't know if you missed it but the village at the intersection of the trade routes is a location you can go to.
Justin Cook
the slower girl.
Christian Williams
The virgin
Dominic Foster
How have I not heard of this?
Jack Evans
The virgin I feel bad for the slow girl since she desperately needs those fucking berries if she risks getting mauled by a fucking dragon
Jeremiah Perry
The virgin it is! She's not as pretty as the last, if you ask me.
Zachary Richardson
rape and impregnate.
Hunter Morris
rape and impregnate
Ryan Murphy
Anything but kidnap.
Cameron Campbell
I'm pretty sure you can both rob and rape her.
Ian Campbell
Rob, then rape
Nathaniel Morales
Rob and rape
Jace Parker
Despite giving this girl a good ol' pounding, it seems to have only aroused us further.
And since we're just totally horrible, we rob her, too. Why not. We now have 41 farthings.
This still leaves us the question of what to do with her…
Daniel Morgan
EAT
Jack Morgan
eat
Thomas Brooks
Eat that bitch. She´s not worthy to birth our son.
Angel Fisher
We should let her go since it'll cause more mayhem in the kingdom and eating her gives us no benefits for now.
Easton Cooper
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
Bentley Martin
release to cause mayhem
Ayden Davis
we have already raped her and stole from her. It takes a special kind of asshole to release her with our son.
Daniel Rivera
luckily we're a dragon
NO FUCK YOU
Gavin Young
Pretty hungry, really. Time to snack. Next time we go back we get the slow girl and keep her tho.
Christian Smith
You can only keep(and impregnate) virgins. Something about the unpure not being able to handle dragon seed or whatever. You can fuck non virgins all you want though.
Colton Watson
Awful. Just awful. I don't know why we'd bother raping her if we were just going to eat her, but nobody asked me.
Tired from our… misadventures, we return to our lair in some random forest to sleep for a while. In the meantime, poor Ginny is discovered and murdered for having monsters in her belly. Poor thing. And lastly, we are so unimportant that nobody bothers to do anything about us.
But we awaken 3 years later!
Where to this time?
Dylan Thomas
We need to get some serious gains if we want to fend off knights. How do we do that?
Lucas Diaz
Fuck our mother so our incest baby is stronger than we are.
Parker Sanders
the forest for more impregnation
that happens in the generations to come m8
Jaxon Mitchell
Jesus, what a lazy son of a bitch. let's go to the mountains, too train the MIGHTY LEGS.
Matthew Phillips
Check back with the Mistress and see if our task is done. We need stronger kin if we want to challenge the free realms.
Bentley Thompson
I just checked, we haven't satisfied her… yet.
Gavin Baker
Go forth and be a huge dick then.
Got a DL link?
Robert Jones
Dragons are the epitome of all sin m8 gotta git dat sloth in there somehow
I haven't exactly gotten a majority of votes yet, guys.
Angel Barnes
OP you should show us screens of all of our babies per generation
William Johnson
Go impregnate some more bitches in the forest
Elijah Davis
Go ravage a village and kick their shit with hueg legs
Jaxon Roberts
Oh, I never showed the description for Tyraxes, did I?
Jordan Sanders
………… wait. Fuck.
Landon Cruz
Can we fuck up that old man yet?
Adam Young
rural area
Austin Phillips
wat
Jacob Garcia
Uh, yeah, anyway, we go to the forest, and it seems like some human girl is lost and looking for help.
Using our magic dragon powers, we can apparently call out to her in a human voice to trick her. How does that sound?
Julian White
I fucked up and picked the wrong dragon, we're supposed to be smaller than that.
Carter Watson
We get stronger with each generation. We don't start as an impressive beast by any means.
Jack Barnes
nice flag, attention whore
Asher King
Let's do it
Anthony Long
raep time
Justin Walker
do it
Aiden Miller
Where the fuck are our mighty legs. Tyraxes. You lied to us.
Ayden Morris
god this is just gonna be puff the magic dragon's rapeventures isn't it?
After this we need to stop and actually go inspire some terror in some peasant village, or demom is gonna be pissed.
Luke Murphy
I'm sorry. I goofed, I will atone for my sins, I swear it.
So what do we wanna do to this girl? The ol' rob 'n' rape?
Caleb Clark
The common people are still terrified by a man sized snake raping and impregnating their women, don't worry.
Carson Richardson
yes, let's rob and rape.
Evan Green
kidnape her too, otherwise they'll just kill her
Ian Foster
How exactly do common folk notice anything if you're crashing these wombs with no survivors?
Hudson Thompson
A good bit of the old in out in out and some good old ultra violence would be rather horror show.
Nathaniel Adams
Sure, on the INDIVIDUAL level, but we need to make an entrance.
You can do both if you get wings or wing magic and head to the market and kidnap someone.
I have played this before.
Charles Young
If you were a cute virgin, and you were raped by a giant dragon, that wouldn't be something you wouldn't tell to townsfolk.
Liam Reyes
No They just run away cause we don't have guards yet
Jace Richardson
What if you know the result of that is being horribly murdered?
Owen Thompson
Turns out this chick is down for whatever, as long as we don't finish with some vore. We also nab a turquoise armbrace and a silver pendant in the… festivities.
What should we do with her now?
Kayden Fisher
Release to see what happens.
Jayden Gray
Then they don't tell anyone and a horrible monster is born and terrorizes the village/kingdom.
It's a win/win.
Noah Cook
Eat.
No one tells us what to do.
Joseph Foster
Release
Kevin Adams
release.
Ayden Gomez
Release doesn't seem to work. Kidnap?
Joseph Collins
release
Luke Myers
Niggers she didn't even say PLEASE
Christian Hill
Whats going on in this…. Noice..
Brody Sanchez
And off she goes. Hopefully she lasts a little longer than the previous one.
For our efforts, we are finally rewarded with some infamy, as evidenced by the black orb! Good job, guys. It only took 3 years of thieving and rape to do it. Now we're on the path to niggardry.
Gabriel Gray
Let's prowl around the rural area
Leo Ross
Go to the Rural area and pick up a hot cow.
Mason Hall
Gremlins?
Ethan Taylor
The Land of Darkness sounds like a pretty nice place.
Jack Carter
Can you fuck other beasties? If so go to the Dark Land.
Owen Peterson
These people are fucking stupid. let's go to the rural area, to make our presence known.
Hudson Gray
It turns out that "rural areas" is actually quite a broad term. Who'd have guessed? Which of these do you want to hit up?
Hudson Cox
Lonely farmstead. Let's get into a fight with a farmer husband, rape his daughter, and eat his wife.
Liam Smith
farmstead.
Michael Miller
Small Villages are pretty nice, they usually have a thatched roof cottage to burn down.
Nicholas Mitchell
farmstead
Thomas Bennett
Farm
Robert Nguyen
We can't breathe fire you dingle dongle.
William Bailey
wew, all these plebs have is an old guard dog to protect them from our scaly wrath.
Zachary Price
Raze that shit
Noah Martinez
Ask for the daughter a tribute.
Gabriel Murphy
Burn the fuckers. You're not strong enough for the coppers if there's a snitch.
Juan Morris
let's bring the black dragon inside of us and rob them all.
Blake Williams
RAZE
Parker Long
BURN THE THE GROUND!
Ryder Cox
Impose a tribute
Chase Hernandez
...
Lucas Wilson
rest in piss, pupper, you were a worthy foe
I wish I could say the same about the squishy ass humans living inside the house, but I can't. We score a fair amount of loot, rip some shit up, and piss our name into the ashes. Well done.
Parker Baker
Whoops, forgot my other image.
Joshua Reed
I say Gremlin village. Maybe we can find some minions there. If not, hopefully we can eat them
Zachary Brooks
Let's wreck shit in the small village now.
Lucas King
Land of Darkness still seems like a good place to go.
Jaxson Peterson
What a shitty dragon.
Cameron Allen
I say we be nicer to people from now on. After all what does being evil get us? t. Deffinynothuman
Austin Johnson
go foresting and impregnating
Elijah Campbell
Uh… okay. One vote for like, four different things. Work it out, guys.
Jason Butler
Well, according to the game, our first-generation dragon is less a dragon and more an oversized snek with sapience.
Nathaniel Garcia
Small Village.
Benjamin Long
We're about to sleep. Go back to the darklands?
Cooper Hernandez
Yeah darklands.
Noah Gomez
yup darklands
Owen Bell
Ayyyy, enough time screwing around, it's time to start screwing around, am I right?
Ha, no really, even now we have a difficult choice to make. how you want it fam?
Bentley Lee
dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon
We've had plenty of bitches, let's do this right.
Isaiah Roberts
Dragon on Dragon Action.
Austin Howard
dragon loving
Landon Adams
we're basically playing A Clockwork Orange with dragons now
pic related
Josiah Williams
What's the point of banging yer own mum if she shifts into another race?
Henry Adams
dragon on dragon.
Camden Perez
Dragon
Liam Smith
So our Mistress turned into a scaly beauty and we fucked like vicious animals for days straight. We came. Nine months later, our Mistress had another litter! It's choosin' time! I won't fuck up this time, I promise.
Ironicus the Sinister - A modest sized hydra. The same size as Tyraxes, but with an extra head.
Artaxerks the Powerful - A modest sized flying serpent. We grow wings!
Alhafton the Crazed - A modest sized lindwurm. We, uh, finally get those legs I promised you.
CHOOSE
Camden Sanchez
Fuck Hydra get some legs.
Ayden Brown
legs pls
Daniel Taylor
heil hydra
Charles Adams
Fuck wings take legs
Eli Garcia
Oh man. The hard decisions.
We best get the promised legs.
Joshua Campbell
Alhafton the Crazed
Our son doesn't skip leg day, even if we don't have any. He will fulfill out squat-thrust destiny.
Benjamin Sanders
Alhafton. Let's gett he fucking legs
Evan Young
Legs have done nothing but betray us and fall off for whatever reason. We're not going to get them, but what do wings offer?
Aiden Kelly
WE CRAZED AF
LEG DAY E G
D A Y
Connor Turner
LEGS IT IS!
Guess what our Mistress wants us to do this time? That's right, it's monster making time! She doesn't want one monster running around, she wants SEVERAL. And once again, we've got 5 years to do it.
Fortunately, we seem to be a bit more energetic as Alhafton than as Tyraxes. Maybe it's the legs.
James Lee
hit up the forest and start virgin raping
Juan Allen
lets go find a hideout in the Old ruins
Joshua Morgan
hit up the trade routes. Our new legs need work.
Brandon Lewis
LEGS
Jason Taylor
fuck, too late
Nathan White
We should scale those mountains with our legs, as Todd Howard sees us doing in his nightmares.
Nathan Foster
Trade routes. We can FIGHT now.
Austin Garcia
Forest
Andrew Moore
Rural area. Continue spreading our legend. If we destroy the suburbs, real estate prices in the city will skyrocket and cause UNENDING MISERY to the lower class.
Jace Edwards
Forest of legs.
Brandon Adams
In the forest, we prowl around for a bit and find a deer. We can eat it for a nice snack, or we can spend our time and energy elsewhere.
Eli Turner
I guess we better eat. We're Starving.
Angel Phillips
let's eat a deer.
Cameron Fisher
Well, since we're starving, and that's just free food.
Brody Carter
Eat deer innawoods, we are the /k/ dragon.
Justin Martinez
Uh… yum. That didn't seem to be substantial enough to do anything, sadly. Lesson learned, I guess.
Ian Moore
I would operate with Crazy Al, the /k/ommando dragon that doesn't skip leg day.
Ryan Taylor
let's go to the small village now. We have maidens to impregnate after all.
Dominic Rodriguez
How come you don't get options to fuck the deer.
Hudson Davis
who wouldn't
rural area
Parker Howard
>>>/zoo/
Isaiah Diaz
The deer can't get knocked up.
Christian Lee
Rural area, we need even more gains for our huge legs
Charles Nelson
Alright, boys, which of these looks the most enticing to you?
Jace Jones
Farmstead, maybe we can rape Beru.
Alexander Young
Let's just prowl around for peasants to impregnate
Andrew Johnson
small village.
Nathan Reyes
Village.
Luis Hall
Prowl Around on our mighty legs.
Leo Robinson
Farmstead, let's see if we can eat some farmhands
Luke Evans
Small village. Let's see if we can do better than a lonely farmstead.
Matthew Allen
farmstead
Chase Clark
Prowl. These legs were made for walking.
Ian Phillips
I got 3 for Farmstead and 3 for Prowl. I don't feel good about picking one over the other.
Dominic Collins
Flip a coin.
Jace Collins
Farm
Ian Fisher
FARM IT IS! What's the order for today? More wanton destruction, or something more controlled?
Angel Young
Raze
Henry Sullivan
Let's see what sort of tribute we can impose on them.
Alexander James
Rob, we gotta never skip leg day.
Kevin Turner
impose tribute.
Aaron Sanchez
Tribute this time.
Ryan James
tribute
David James
Give me your tribute, puny human! You'd think this would scare them more, but all they give us is a cow and we just… go on our way. Well, good job, I guess.
Logan Reed
Demand a tribute of women and brozouf.
David Long
Mountains, hiking time.
Thomas Rivera
I just noticed out dragon has a bit of smug going on.
Also Trade route lets try and find a castle to take.
Leo Brown
mountains it is. We need to keep those legs in shape.
Wyatt Wilson
Mountains. Might as well see if we can find any of those Giant women that mom mentioned.
Michael Morris
Go to the holy mountain and seek immortality.
William Carter
hey guise wanna fight some fuckin' fire giants?
Hunter Nelson
Run bitch
Nathan Wright
We should go.
Easton Powell
HELL YEAH FIGHT TIME
Wyatt Russell
Run like a nigger.
Nolan Rodriguez
I propose an strategic retreat.
Cooper Thompson
RUN YO NIGGA LEGS OUTTA THE OVEN
Hudson Bell
Time for Alhafton to cooly withdraw.
Jackson Phillips
the defiler family secret technique.
Landon Cruz
Okay, that could've gone better. We seem to have calmed down somehow, but we still have 2 actions left.
James Gray
Into the afterlife?
Mason Young
Trade route lets find a lair.
Isaiah Cooper
Go to the Smuggler's Den
Blake Thomas
let's go to the forest.
Justin Taylor
Need to peggers more virgins so Forest
Carter Miller
Trade route. Maybe we can hit a poorly defended merchant.
Anthony Diaz
Forests are full of virgins everyone knows that
Brody Hall
What is that? A young lass, lost in the woods? It would be a shame if something happened to her…
Henry Perez
fuck me up
Logan Thomas
rape and impregnate the lass.
Charles Murphy
No Fuck HER. Up..
Daniel Bailey
I'm not a fan of freckles, but it'll have to do. What do we do with her after we presumably rape and impregnate her?
Daniel Hernandez
Well we don't have a lair so rob and eat her.
Ethan Martin
Release without robbing. Maybe it'll be less conspicuous that she's carrying precious cargo.
Luis Wright
rob. we are /fit/ and /k/ into asshole form.
Colton Edwards
Remember the mission, Snake. Rape and release.
We'll eat somewhere else.
Dominic Young
Rape and release. We've got a quota to fill.
Alexander Collins
Rape and release, gotta make sure that we spread std monsters around
Grayson Wright
Out of the depths of our black heart, or pragmatism we let the poor peasant girl go.
One last thing to do before we go nap, Holla Forums. What'll it be?
Michael Gray
Trade route damnit.
Jeremiah Cruz
What's up in the gremlin village? Do we get tribute or easy wins there?
Nathaniel Foster
Trade Routes, Need some gold before we nap
Josiah Ortiz
They're little minions you can hire to do stuff around your lair or make jewelry out of your shit.
Ian Rodriguez
trade route.
Adrian Sanchez
Trade Route
Nicholas Wood
why is the art different for the lewds? custom pics?
Owen Parker
If i remember correctly the art is stolen from different people
Adrian Watson
minions?
Zachary Jackson
THESE TRADE ROUTES MAKE ME ANGRY!
John Thompson
eat everything. Let's become an absolute dick.
Oliver Wood
fuck off and find a virgin to defile
Elijah Robinson
We should fuck off and fuck something
Kevin Rodriguez
Go somewhere else if we still can use that action to find some local women, if not, then gulp that shit down.
Caleb Martinez
well at least the game is free, right?
Easton Roberts
find another thing somewhere else
Parker Collins
yep
Chase Flores
Of course
Michael Brown
For the sake of convenience, I just chose the trade route again. Except this time we find an inn! Full of people, it would seem!
Eli Parker
GET DRUNK
Brody Sanchez
ALE!!
Ian King
Let's get shitfaced.
Hudson Lopez
FUCK THE MISSION, TIME FOR BOOZE
Bentley Lee
yo mama told you to rape so find something to rape
Josiah Stewart
a l e
Christopher Cooper
Listen dude, we're on the fucking job.
Go rape a fucking virgin.
Christopher Bell
Perhaps getting drunk will help us find virgins better
Austin Allen
Dragons are creatures of sin. Nothing says sin like barging up to some dude's place of business, getting piss drunk, and shitting on his front lawn.
Since we're tired, I figure it would be a nice opportunity to take a gander in a mirror we conveniently have in our lair. IN THE MEANTIME Jhoann proves herself a sturdy woman and shits out, like, a couple of basilisks or something. Imagine that just slithering out of her pussy.
And we only slept for a year this time! Guess getting drunk helps you wake up easier.
Michael Miller
let's go to the forest.
Hunter Turner
What's up in the sky?
Samuel Powell
nothing yet, since we can't fly.
Colton Powell
Whats the mission currently?
Liam Diaz
Breed monsters through virgin peasants. The forest then
Connor Torres
Knock up virgins, get them to shit out monsters. We haven't gotten enough for the Mistress to be happy yet.
Zachary Johnson
Go to that rural area and prowl, we need some more babes to cure this hangover.
Owen Clark
Mission accomplished. Time to fuck around for a year or two!
Jace Allen
Go to the old ruins, We need to get magic
Levi Bailey
Not yet, actually. I can't get a reward.
Henry Nguyen
We need to learn how to jump good.
Let's go check out those ruins for ways to jump good.
Justin Miller
Oh, I guess that rancid bitch wants more grandkids. Fuck more virgins.
Alexander Baker
We have to fuck until one monster returns to the mistress
Sebastian Cooper
Lets go fuck some virgins then. TO THE FOREST!
Tyler Wright
New Thread?
Justin Carter
We head off to the forest in search of a fair maiden to deflower… and instead we find AN ELF FUCKING SHIT
Hudson Murphy
Attack.
Easton Bennett
kill it
Logan Gonzalez
rape it.
Jack Martin
RUN We can't take on an elf yet
Andrew Price
REMOVE ELF
Isaac Ward
kill it, then rape it
Asher Wilson
Check if it has tits and a vagoo If so then rape
Jose Clark
WE INITIATE BATTLE! Do you wish to continue?
Josiah Campbell
Back off then
Leo Carter
Neat Kill the bastard
Josiah Baker
...
Jonathan Murphy
MURDER BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Josiah Howard
ONLY GOOD ELF
Adam Hall
KILL HIM
Jeremiah Campbell
dont back down, remove knife-ear
Christian Reed
exterminate the abomination.
Jacob Green
Just fuck his shit up
Samuel Roberts
REMOVE ELF
Jose Sanders
FLAWLESS VICTORY We don't find the enchanted lands, but this is still pretty alright by me. Now what?
Benjamin Murphy
Do we have anything to sell?
Anthony Rodriguez
Goddamn elves, messing up everything even when they die
Check out the ruins I say
James Smith
Fuck around the countryside, see if you can poison a well lmao
Grayson Jones
Ruins.
Jaxson Reed
ruins.
Blake Rivera
kek Rural area
Gabriel Turner
ruins
Aaron Myers
VICTORY
But we've no time to celebrate, let's check out the ruins bfore we go get drunk.
Mason Morgan
We have nothing. You don't pass on your loot to your children.
Blake Perez
Forest fuck some bitches
Christopher Adams
...
Adam Stewart
ruins
Cameron Allen
What is this? It appears there's a witch living in the ruins or something.
Daniel Ross
C-can we tenderly love the witch?
Oliver Cruz
introduce yourself and tip your fedora
Liam Bailey
visit the witch. If I remember right, the witch gives you magic.
Colton Wright
Pay the witch a visit and fuck it.
Grayson Wilson
REMEMBER THE MISSION SNAKE
FUCK VIRGINS
Justin Peterson
Do you even need to ask? Go see her faggot
David Nguyen
rape the witch
Jeremiah Brown
Meet n Fuck
Michael Collins
If the witch is hot, fuck her. If the witch is hot, fuck her tenderly.
Connor Johnson
...
Nathaniel Jenkins
Can we come back?
Gabriel Allen
Decline Those virgins won't rape themselves
Elijah Garcia
...
Isaac Sullivan
Maybe there's a benefit? Nah, we need to have virgins.
Jonathan Martin
dont waste your jizz, find a virgin
Nathaniel Anderson
We can't spare any sperm, man. We gotta fuck bitches.
Xavier Williams
I believe so, yeah.
Matthew Watson
Sweet merciful mistress of death and destruction, that's one hell of a blowjob just waiting to happen. Don't be rude, accept.
Evan Ortiz
We need to make babbies, not getting pleasure from not making one. Find babby making meat sacks
Anthony Young
Cum back when we have 1 shot left in us.
Jack Anderson
We might be crazed, but we're not crazy enough to waste time getting magic witch blowjobs when we have more useful applications for our sperm.
Now, where are we headed to get some virgins?
Jackson Allen
The Forest
Kayden Moore
Rural Area See if we can fuck some virgins
Jace Cox
the forest
Asher Nelson
Go check the forest, virgins love forests
Angel Garcia
sea
Chase Carter
Rural Area
Charles Roberts
Farm women.
Joshua Martin
Forest lets get our fuck on.
Jonathan Jackson
Haven't gone to the sea. Maybe sexy brown beauty?
Jordan Morgan
Let's go to the forest and fuck a bitch so we can hurry back to the witch.
Christopher Allen
Hmmm… some more lumberjacks. Do we feel like waiting around again? Maybe we'll get a cuter peasant this time.
Connor Sanchez
let's wait
Joshua Roberts
Wait
Alexander Hill
Pretty sure it'll be the same result, let's get a girl
Jace Thompson
Surely patience will pay off.
Brayden Taylor
hide in a box
Joshua Brooks
Ooooh, Betty. Not bad.
So what's the deal? Rob, rape and release?
Grayson Johnson
Can we eat the sweet bread and then rape n release?
Jose Rivera
You know it, boss
Colton Myers
you know it
Parker Thomas
If that's the usual operation, go for it.
Ayden Price
Aww, but look at her! She's definitely worth a raping but not a mugging.
Lucas Clark
Just rape her first, then release, robbing will likely get her killed.
Nathan Watson
Jeez, she didn't even have much. Let's hope she survives when she makes it back to town. Honestly, I don't have much hope.
Aaron Stewart
Now dick around in the rural area We need more virgins
Samuel Ross
the sea
Asher Butler
rural area n rape
Robert Cruz
Lets go rape a farm girl Rural area.
Eli Adams
s e a a n d r a p e
Justin Collins
Off we go! I think the best way to pick up a girl is to prowl around town, but don't quote me on that.
Xavier Gray
Lets prowl then.
Charles Hernandez
Do it, hope for the best.
Easton Thomas
Prowl around, use those legs
Dylan Torres
Small Village and ask for tribute
Brayden Smith
they deserve rape
Mason Gomez
Good news: We found a girl feeding some geese! Bad news: She's too young and hasn't had her period yet, so we can't rape her.
Benjamin Ross
eat the girl
Wyatt Howard
Eat both?
Connor Harris
adopt the girl?
Anthony Brown
Eat the geese.
Isaac Williams
Eat the geese Loli deserve protection. Can we make her our daughter?
Daniel Wilson
EAT THE GIRL YOLO
Adrian Rodriguez
I dunno, are we already hungry? Maybe we can just move on and check out the sea for wenches to rape.
Jaxon Evans
Eat geese
Brandon Allen
...
Ryan Edwards
Mmm… that hit the spot. Last action before we hibernate, try and make it count.
Joseph Moore
Give the witch your sperm for alchemy.
Asher Rodriguez
Find a girl who's capable of birthing more retarded monsters
Adam Peterson
Go get serviced by the witch then.
Luke Moore
Keep searching for more virgins at the forest
Ayden Torres
forest rape
Daniel Adams
Not loving the loli.
Lets go to forest and fuck some more virgins.
Colton Phillips
Heading to the forest, we stumble across a really, really big cave… with a really, really big ogre inside.
Uh, at least we have a better chance than with the fire giants?
Mason Smith
Fight it.
Isaiah Wilson
Sheeeeeit. Exit, stage left.
Tyler Gonzalez
We must take it, no matter what.
Cooper Sanchez
We're already wounded and have a date with a blowjob. Run, nigga.
Gavin Jones
Perhaps we ought to run for now
Robert Sanders
Fight
Elijah Perry
Shit, that's right. We should do that while that opportunity stands. Changing vote to run.
Samuel Foster
tactical retreat
John Morales
Okay, let's make this next choice a bit easier.
Camden Butler
m a g i c b l o w j o b
Owen Williams
forest
Aiden Rodriguez
Go for the most probable payoff, of course.
Adam Morgan
Its time for a reward i think visit the witch.
Blake Scott
Let witch suck us dry. For sciennce.
Kevin Bailey
wew lads where do we go now, where do we go?
Brayden Scott
…L-lets to the forest and take our shame out on the v-virgins there.
Nicholas James
rape
Matthew Peterson
raze a village
Connor Hughes
We should try the sea at least once
Matthew Ortiz
Go write in your journal about how witches are all dumb and you'll burn them all when you get the chance.
Anthony Kelly
It would appear that the sea is as inaccessible as the sky.
Aiden Clark
Damnit Crazy Al, you fool. Can't believe we passed on a witchy blowjob.
Let's go drown our sorrows with the local villagers at the pub.
Ryan Martinez
L-Let's just go to sleep then
Landon Morris
Damn, I was hoping some qts were sunning themselves
Bentley Rivera
Forest lets complete our mission and grow our dragon.
Wyatt Long
For lack of an agreed answer and the fact that I want to hopefully get to the next dragon so I can make a new thread, we picked up a girl in the forest. A real Aryan beauty.
How should we treat her?
Owen Ross
Rape and release.
Daniel Robinson
The fuck kind of name is Beatsy?
Rape her until she forgets her shitty name.
Henry Johnson
You know the drill
Landon Morales
Drill her and spread our seed
Joseph King
Beatsy does her best Johnny Bravo impression, but that does nothing to deter our draconic cock from bending her over in the grass. We rip an earring off her ear in the process, because our lair isn't gonna pay for itself, right?
And so we rest…
Poor Betty just couldn't handle the pressure and got herself killed. Good job, Betty. Beatsy, clearly of better stock, had no problem with pushing out some monstrous eggs. Let's hope Mistress is pleased. More distressingly, the kingdom of men don't seem very happy with us… And to top it all off, now we have a knight who has sworn a sacred vow to fuck our world up.
Brayden Stewart
WE DINDU NUFFIN
Brayden Evans
No mere hedge knight will prevent Crazy Al from getting the magic blowjob he so richly deserves.