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So this is what the thread has come to?

Hello bard, how are things?

Shit's fucked, mate. Bloody white chooks have no problem harassing a lovely sheila like yourself. Them dole bludgers defo need a good going off at- And don't even bring up those bloody prices, make ya go fuck'n aggro. The fuck'n company giants grease up parliament and then they're besties ready to take my hard-earned dollarydoos.

Evidently.

I'd be carrying a part of you with me everywhere I go.

How do you plan to change that?

GOTTA MAKE THIS HAPPEN

black and white posting is cancerous

apologize to one person

and remove the one that was being awful

a solution so elegant it's almost beautiful.

Holla Forums blood drive next tuesday

bring your dakis and grab your pizza on the way out!~

b+w white is artsy, just ask Loco

but Im a fuckboy what do I know

rip

Already eating pizza.

that saves so much typing, I love it

I can't help feeling this way

Will it be the shriveled up remains?

Mmhm

What was the second thing that filtered
i've seen it alot

I already feel like an asshole for making that statement.

what filter is that anyway

will gives cummies for subway

Typical.

I cannot judge too harshly though. I eat pizza quite often as well :/

you are what you eat gayboy

I call it the Lenko emote, but the :^( but happy

Was pretty bad.

youre a bitch elma
but Im a fuckboy what do I know

Oh god now YOU guys are using the word "cummies"..

I always have pizza on weekends

If it all plays out how you hope it does

play melty with me.

I'm only four beers in too.
So I can't even blame that.

I'm not gonna buy the Steam version.

I fucking lost it at dollarydoos.
How is this english??

ive been using the word since i heard it last year mayne

so are you cute or what

Victory by forfeit!

I honestly had a hard time writing that. Might be easier for someone living near the train stations.

I've only just heard it a month ago from this faggy guy that joins my ps4 partychat

Someone has a picture of me, ask them for it and you be the judge.

I know.

I think this chick is planning on kidnapping me tomorrow after work but I'm into the idea.

I see, I see. I used the day off to get sushi. Pizza's more like a Monday off thing for me^^

Suck my dick, nerd.

Lol'd

I have to be the 1% that does not like sushi.

😍daddy😈💓loves me💓, thinks i'm a 🙏godsend💘, when i 👯shake👯 my little booty in👱meemaw's depends!👱 i 💓shake💓it to the👈left👈and i 💓shake💓it to the👉right👉, 😍daddy😍😲unzips😲and i'm😵filled with delight😵he 🚶struts🚶up🔺🔺to me and😆grabs😆my😋booty😌, he👊slaps me😭in the😍face😍and🕐counts◻🕓back◾from🕖three▫! the 🕛timer's🕛run out and i 😣feel a little poke😣😚, he😥pushes😥into me with a😰slippery stroke😰😰, 😆nine hard inches😲😲going👉👌into my bum👉👌, only to😌think😌that he💢started💢with his👍thumb👍, i'm not😎fully ready😎as his😜willing🍡cock-tube➰, so he💨pumps💨 a little💢harder💥using my😆🏮blood🏮as💋lube💋, fill me👄daddy👄fill me 👅daddy👅💕fill a little😰more💗, pump your🍌juices🍌inside your little👼baby whore👼😈

Like I imagine it's just as hard as when I try to be overally american.

Well then.

I bet you're scared.

Moogs that made me laugh.

Thank you.

smd
m
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Also, I'm going to go make me an omelet and bacon.
And hashbrowns.

I bet you plan on letting it happen for the off chance that you get raped

or you can just give me a picture of yourself you pretentious hoe

More excuses?

Jesus christ, what is this?

Ironically I can make it for others but I just am not a fan of eating it myself.. along with other dishes.

Why do you want to see a picture of me? I aint something special.

She did use the words rape and rapey more than a few times on the phone haha

So yeah.

Mordin, I'm sorry for having been a dick to you. For real though, I didn't know that you were actually a nice guy. I thought you were just trying to fuck with me.

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

No worries, I'm not upset or anything. All is well.

That's kind of my whole thing with baked goods.

Super fun to make and stuff, just not a fan of the end product.

W'ill howdy der straynger. I was just on m' way to gen-e-ral store t' pick up some 'f whatever it is a rid blooded 'merican such as m'self would acquire from such 'i place.

Because if you're cute im going to vigorously flirt with you and make you feel special and all that crap

This is why youre always on the top slut lists welma

C-call me squishy, Daddy~ ~ ~ ~ ~

you're squishy

A hahar well tan my tits on a tuesday are you fuckin serious fella? Why, I declare that's the damn tootenest rootenest bit of news i dun heard this croppin season i do

My sides.

I mean I've never followed through with any of these gettogethers, so I guess I'm just slutty at times in spirit *shrugs*

Thankies, Daddy. Cummies tonight before your flight~?

Think I have cancer now, thanks

Ah goodie, something we have in common
I'll bite for a sample to look for that partiuclar taste so I know it's right

No thank you

Is this.. in the actual show?

saving them for later

it was inevitable

both of these conversations suck
bye guy s

Gg no re

k

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Why does my fucking name keep slipping off every timre I try to post

Finally x_x

Yes, only a couple of episodes are suggestive like that iirc.

I didn't want them anyway.

Hmmph, etc.

Agreed.

Needed to be used for juxtaposition ;3

Because you touch yourself at night.

fug

I'm touching myself right now I don't see how that effects anything

Excellent, need to redownload it so I can cap some characters as well.

i'll mail them to you if you're a good girl

It was sill super rude of me. I'm hoping we can actually become friends later on, and the only proper way of doing that is through admitting faults when they are committed. I'm at fault, I'm sorry.

So I was just piddling around one day, putting things up, and trying not to brake no bench. My nephew - up to a grasshopers knee - came up to me with his new niggershooter that pawpaw gave to him. Now he looked like he rode hard and put up went from that toy, but like white on rice I was on him with them encouraging words.
Now I told him he cain't never could if he didn't, and though he was acting like a regular old cattywampus, damn thing was madder than a wet hen if you catch my drift.
Like that he could.

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ty

affects*

:p

It's pretty shit as far as anime goes tbh. I wouldn't want you to sit through it.

Ew.

mail me your used undies

Anyone up for a game of Chess?

oh you're being a bad little whore

pay me

How much we talking?

Hahah, I actually had to google Cattywampus.

Mariandale is the entire reason I watched a few episodes, even have a folder made for her but never used it even once (to memory at least)

depends what you want and how much replacing my undies will be

Lexi

No worries. You needn't apologize, I had already considered that entire thing something of the past. We are both at fault, and I am sorry too for inconveniencing you. I also feel a little guilty if you keep apologizing, really, everything is okay.

hey animus, hows it hanging?

Oh so you knew that niggershooter meant slingshot?

Sup, just eating pizza

Oh, I dont know either.
just wear them for like a year then ill buy em for like $20

hanging like a noose

n... yeah well I do now.

do you want me to cum in them

atleast 15 times a day yes

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im likely to fire blanks at like 10

Thank you, I appreciate it.
Hopefully we can move on now.

LOL
You thought it meant gun didn't you?

What did Smiles do?

what a pansy
twice a day then

do they have to be girly underwear

Well yeah, I was under the impression it was a revolver or something.

of course, otherwise it would be gay

I exploded on him because of my paranoia. I thought he was trying to fuck with me.

Kinda surprised you understood the rest lol

chilling, what kind of pizza? : ^)

cryptic and dark, man

Vague

this shouldnt make me so horny

Papperoni

Yeah, I'm ready to do so. Sort of checking in here on and off though so if I'm late replying to something, don't take it as an insult.

Nothing much really.

this smiles/mordin drama is pretty juicy

90% of people I talk to online or movies/tv shows I watch are from America. I pick up a few things, hah.

Maybe if you weren't such a huge pervert.

Not really.. that's exactly what happened.
There wasn't any specifics ever mentioned during it. It was my fear of him digging for specifics that scared me into insulting him. Gosh I feel like shit. lol

Hey, just take care of yourself, okay love?

Good on you, love.

Playing games with Ban

youtube.com/watch?v=ondpLxoRJuk

Bard don't use all the rope to hang yoursaelf
I may need to borrow some for myself if I dont dig myself out of this

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No cummies in my thread please

Thank you,
the management

Great taste!

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I want to poke your tummy

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pls no cummies, I asked nicely

It really was pretty boring.

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not a bad choice

I don't know what I hate more.. Cummies or Boipucci...

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No promises
There's only so much rope don't you know

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Damn
gotta get me a freak like that

test theme song

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GETING THOSE TRIPS FROM?

yep

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He lives only a few hours from me. I don't want to get murdered.

me.

Holy christ, someone's actually skinnier than me?

It's so gross.

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And I thought I was a skeleton.

Only if you promise to do the same.

a lot of meth heads are that skinny around here. It's either meth or obese in these here parts.

This is fucking nightmare fuel.

This is starting to make me uncomfortable

I wanna tie her down on a bed
and then force her to eat a healthy diet for about a month or two

Bard are you ok

I'd probably eat the roast beef still though. She's not too bad. She reminds me of a friend of mine back in the day.

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Yeah, we know you don't have standards.

I have standards. He's not bad. I can't say that for many.

No I'm actually worried a little

That's very sweet thank you

I aint clicking shit from you niggas anymore.

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Click all of the spoilered .webms.

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THE FUCKING CORN

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You're missing out.

The pinball machine made someone say it shouldn't be SFW. That's pretty tame compared to someone playing a harmonica attached to someone's crotch if you ask me.

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we postin webms?

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sadly dont have any new content rip

:(

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Hi guys

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Post hetero .webms.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Change the filenames on this folder if you would.

I'm so sad

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Didnt even noticed the filenames

hey buddy

arent you in a mood

Is this failtrap Kitty or negro Kitty?

not sure how it could get caught like that.

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Whats wrong?

I'm your daddy nigga
Address me with respect bitch

how are you doing tonight?

oh god why

just a little bit~

What the fuck?

Nigger kitty it is.

I have lost all my newest folders
And I can't put any old ones on my phone cause my laptop is fucked

So The Green Room was great, Patrick Stewart was phenomenal as always

Also a good one-liner that surprised me in a good way

Wait so you pretty much lost ALL your folders?

NO SPOILERS I WANNA SEE THAT

@ COLBY

doing well. naired my body. ready to fly. wbu

i love it

Sorry, teddy is actually a boy.

I LOVE Y-
wait no thats gay
I love your ass*

im doing pretty darn good compared to the past few nights! which day is your flight?

Sad morning.

I haven't played any of the recent Persona games but I recognize the character.
What the fuck was that clip?

my ass loves your cock
no homo

im leaving in 2 hours for the airport

It is well worth it, I'll leave you spoilerless

It's super violent but also damn good

No
Just the new ones

we should help them get to know each other better

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I lost all my picture folders recently too, along with tonnes of other stuff, because my Thinkpad bricked itself. I think it's water damage to the motherboard so the HDD may be okay, but I don't know.

I don't remember if it was related to announcing persona 5 or one of the persona 4 arena games or something. I don't recall where it's from.

They're not big folders right?

I can't even get to the login screen

That's fine. I

Probably should upload my stuff to some mega or whatever..

Wait. Is it "make it so"?

tfw Darwin isn't around to nerd out about movies with

Mine doesn't even get to BIOS or anything.

Urabe had over 2000 and dokuro had over 1000
The rest were about 400+

youtube.com/watch?v=coABxYznCmE

what are you suggesting

tfw nobody to nerd out with

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That sucks

No idea who any of those are but good lord 1k?

my dick
ur boipussy

Neat

oh cool! have a safe flight and all that

It's not like over the top or anything, it's pretty realistic and effective. They do dumb things and aren't stupidly lucky

No.

I hope something can be done with the HDD, and then I'll sell the rest on eBay for spares & repairs. Some people really really value Thinkpads.

They were both folders I adored

Literally anything from A24 seems like pure gold.

o-oh gosh

thank you

hope i dont die

More than kyouko?

I'll have to find a way to get shit off my old hard drive when I get a new one

Of course not
Nothing is better than kyouko

I had no idea there was that much art of Dokuro-chan, unless we're talking a different Dokuro.

Pi piru piru piru pi pi ru pi

I capped every episode and got a lot

Eh, they've had some misses. But I mean Room and Ex Machina kinda make up for that

Orgasmic

The world is on fire
And you are here to stay and burn with me

Me too. Right now I'm borrowing a relative's laptop and basically wiping my account on it ever night.

Was about to say.. Well I still got your old outdated kyouko if you want to use that for the time being.

I have no idea who Dokuro chan is

I do that with some live action films. Those caps are all gone too.

It's the Bludgeon to Death Angel

its really rare so i think youll be just fine

i thought you were doing the allstar song at first lol

I liked Amy

lel

and pretty much all of the trailers I've seen from them too.

Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan. Kind of comedy-guro stuff.

what to see a suggestive pic i took

Still unfamiliar.

Ah

What was that one about? I didn't realize they were behind all that stuff tbh

kisses your tummy

I remember when I was in middle school I had a good friend who used to weeb out with me about dokuro chan
she was pretty cool for a FUCKING WEAB

I unironically like that song too.

Hello, AM.

i need to get one with a suction cup

sure

i did too, liked a few of their songs actually

I'm thinking of a different movie :/

May. She stabs/gouges out her own eye with some gnarly shears and it's askdhgapdijnvadiv awesome.

Sounds good to me.

I could use my dad's desktop with an external but I don't feel like installing a bunch of shit on it right now to be able to post

Portable programs.

I have my 15k one still on an external

I haven't heard of their other songs.

Oh, have you seen Dogtooth? Something similar happens in that film.

Oh, ew. No one does anything gross to themselves in this one, but plenty happens TO people. But that's not the main focus

Kinda

Good lord I bet you dont even use a quarter of that

sent

Yuh it pisses me off

They had that one
Walking on the sun
I bet you have heard
youtube.com/watch?v=coABxYznCmE

Who are you?

And Clean, Shaven has somebody ripping off their fingernail.

Kether. A boring new person.

Wat

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they seem very useful

I use whatever I see

bard hooked you up with probably the most known other song of theirs

oh on steam? alright give me a minute lol

Fair enough

I mean, self-contained programs that don't need installation. You wouldn't need to know the admin pass or anything.

Um ok

I see.

well at least I have Welma to give me attention.

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you ignored my pics

im crushed

chin up old bean

I'll bite.

I think you linked that to me a few days ago, not bad though.
youtube.com/watch?v=F3sI4uXraWM

Nah, it was hippie sabotage.

c:
how's your night goin?

FUCK
I meant to link you to smash mouth's

'Walkin on the sun'
but it took my old link
whicih was your soul

I am sorry SD

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Doesn't sound any familiar though, I searched for it.

try to be less of a cock-monger

take more

I like Win 10 but I wish it wouldn't auto-open every image I save.

right
ill take your advice and start going through a hindu mid life crisis that makes me have to be nice to luka

It was a decent one. I kinda just vegged out in bed all day besides lunch.

Do anything fun?

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he's all like
IT AIN'T NO JOKE I'D LIKE TO BUY THE WORLD TO TOKE
AND TEACH THE WORLD TO SING IN PERFECT HARMONY
AND SOMETHING SOMETHIING SNUFF THE FIRES AND THE LIARS

YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE WALKIN ON THE SUN

Woof woof

haha truuuuuu
ssame here

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Nope, doesn't ring any bells.

Thanks

Gay

no problem man

i've already put my pants on sorry master.

I'm not hindu
It was a mini crisi for sure, but it was a bully crisis

sounds comfy as hell. I cooked mexican style eggs today, with habanero salsa ^^
chilling on voice with peeps

I dunno what I'd do without you

But he can get blowjobs from Luka for only $2 worth of food stamps.
Don't you want in on that action?

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who are you fam?

I guess so.

That sounds good. There's a bbq place down the street that does these really yummy spicy deviled eggs.

I'm really in the mood to go out and grab a 2am snack

being fat sucks

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Neko

post more of this

what a bad bun

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sick nice dude

nice to meet you fam
im boo
famous shitposter

I was gonna get a pizza after all that sushi, but I ended up getting chips and salsa instead. x_x

I already know who you are. And I don't really care

I love my best friend
but because of him every time I listen to Clams Casino's One Last Thing ,, and Bass I can't not hear Mac Miller rapping over it
and frankly that is unnaceptable

oh so youre just one of those regular bitches
nevermind then

ayy bard the more i listen to kendrick the better he sounds
he sounded like shit the first time i listened to him
this normal?

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new

Me too actually
I was listening to King Kunta the other day
I guess this is why so many people like him idk

I like Win 10 but I wish it wouldn't auto-open every image I save.