Official Scootalooo Thread

i feel bad about missing your reply though ;_;

Lol you ass

Then why do you want to be raped by her?

Or IS he?

Shut up

I don't know if i would approve that. I hope you can live with it.
Thanks for the (You)

I don't know if i would approve that. I hope you can live with it.
Thanks for the (You)

There might come an extra post up with this because of shitty Holla Forums.

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hn..

That's not important right now

lmao luka is so nice to everyone though

Then who else?

@987732
no more yous for you scumbag

I hope you do
It would hurt me if I knew someone as sweet as you didnt like me

He isn't, I knew it.

If this keeps up i might have to go to my own board.

Smile

You have never played a game with Luka have you?

Post butt for forgiveness

eh, depends on your definition of man

shit

i'm like half paying attention to the thread, sorry!

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Okay... last post... goodnight...

Kanra has been my master since January 2015

I really should go back to therapy... the thoughts have been getting worse over the past 3 years..

Smiles is pretty cute but HOLY FUCK she's a faith fanatic

Don't stick your dick in crazy, bro

No... I'm not a gamer... and Luka blocked me on Steam

Tarzan

Unfortunately crazy is my fetish

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have a man's butt unfortunately bae, its not special :'(
I have much better parts of my body

yuh same fam

same
it's probably the worst fetish to have
its a fucking curse

Therapists can either be good or very bad anyway goodnight.

I think she blocked me as well

You are talking about your ears right? Nice ears?

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No I mean my shoulders
my penis is fine too i think

shit

i don't swing on vines, i'm fucked

shit, now i want to take a nap, thanks a lot fam

I don't see why they're having such a hard time

I sure hope no one peeps at my tiny kawaii loli body while I'm in the shower

I dont understand this but if youre tired you should take a nap

most college girls were raised to be spoiled bitches unfortunately
those dicks look small time too

aye

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You were peeping

QUEEN COOKI RETURNS

Yan.

Priscilla a shit

sup?

I also played one game of Dota with Desu, so it's not my fault.

chillin out, sup with you?

thank god tbh
she's a great poster

so are (You)

finished my micro econ final

pretty boring stuff

fags

bags

You dare sully my honor, filthy memechild of the dirt and soil?

Hi chiri

sgab

bbl chii is scrub an doesn't solo bosses

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prove it

all respect loss
yfw grim was right the whole time

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sounds like it

says the nerd

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babby

What was the worst most embarrassing moment of your life

you cant fgt
nice argument pedo

You probably build miracles and 'support' all your ventbros
say that to my face irl not online see what happens

that explains how you ended up here

nice try nerd

I also stuttered and can't say my 'r's'

What are your guy's cringey moments from when you were younger?

Why don't you alt+tab back to your lolicon kungfu weeaboo babby game

where have u been my whole life yan
youre hilarious

probably a speech I gave where I talked about depression and stuff and choked up

I didn't cry but it was obvious I was getting emotional

after you get back to being a pedo, you creepo

some kid in like 5th grade or some shit threw a coloring pencil at me in art class and I got mad and started to cry and this girl I liked saw me crying as I left the classroom

i was a smart autistic child though

Maybe I uploaded it, but I didn't open spoilered lolicon like you
peeper

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Fite me irl Chii 1 life only no items

okay

-warcries-

catfight?

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ky nezi

no bully yan

why live

what about subtle?

don't give up

online isn't as fun as irl
unless you're a cuck

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(Not You)
Cute~

kill yourself

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Who /depressed/ here?

(Not You)
#salt

He likes it
you can tell because his girly penis becomes erect and starts salivating in his pantsu.

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red head looks pretty to me~ ♥

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I just woke up.

nah mate
he usually gets depressed when people are mean to him
is the kinda guy who focuses on insults in his brain and not compliments
your insults would have to be sexualized insults for that one to work

go to sleep again but permanently this time

meant for

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It's fun though.

more like marine BOREology am i right?

lmao

you said that to urself
kek

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Your penis is small and people find you sexually undesirable.

yuh but it's really not worth the consequences for doing it even if he's fun
you're okay with a shitty person like luka but you shouldnt on just a fragile nice guy :////

I beat Metroid fusion in under 2 hours

I know.

luka bandwagon is so passe
who gives a shit, just don't give them money and you're fine; it's none of your business what some canadian in a shack in the middle of nowhere does with tax dollars that never even touched you.

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i see you've gotten some of luka's cummies
i knew you had to have some flaw yan old sport

besides the JUST of a girlfriend of course

I just don't give luka money or pretend they're a girl.

yes.

My 1 day off

Do you just do this to announce that you didn't kill yourself yet?

TP please post something funny or relevant or good it's been years

off of what?

not even me

maybe im biased but i love tp
i think he's hilarious

LMAO
every time he types b.ump its just so nobody calls the cops when he hasnt posted in ~30 minutes because theyre suspecting suicide

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He posted his face in Tinychat not too long ago

That shit was HILARIOUS

says the nigga who looks like gay austin powers

lol holy shit i wasn't even posting

it kind of was

The drugs

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between you and that tryhard Angel guy that plays Steam shooters/survival games.

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You are the only person that has said anything even resembling that so I mean

Get rekt

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Do you have the edited gif where he's going really fast?

eww

just put ur fucking name back tp

Oh no
I'm the only person in recent memory who has spoken the truth
I'm so rekt

Nigga. Just stop.

i have a tiny wiener

I dont know why it posted that I didnt even click anything

I do not

I lied I have no drgus.

what do you have?

Very proud of you being brave enough to admit that

okay

Angelic is p cool guy

Useless.

Thanks

I wasn't impressed.

np

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nameless king down guys

ds3 completed by your boo

mainly because he knows the same people i know and plays same games

wait is that the last boss? he was easy as fuck wtf

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he's voted the hardest boss in dark souls history bebop sooooooooo

open link in new tab then refresh... if you dare. I love this song.

oh
kek

I don't have that problem thankfully

I regret my actions.

am i a valuable poster

Is a cumdumpster valuable?

tfw also have a below average weiner

i-i got some time though

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Every poster is valuable

Their relative values are debatable

Good luck have fun pick a champ that isn't cancer

there you go
that's what youre looking for

you're a total girlyboy though, yeah?
dick size doesnt mean anything for you

all of them are

i am a
in·val·u·a·ble
inˈvaly(əw)əb(ə)l/
poster

i have a manly side too, damn it
it just hasn't shown a lot lately

The song got me to watch it a million times so I'm immune to it.

It sounds like one of those elementary school "every child is special" seminars.

Wow you're right
balanced game

You only make posts like this just so someone can call you out on it.
Shut the fuck up.

My awesome personality.

Don't fucking copy me.

They technically are

That's why the second sentence in that post is so important

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copycat

How so?

beeeeeboooooop

?no so How

Okay sorry.

tfw this is the closest i will get to being into cloudrap

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Well try to suppress it some more, yeah?
i think youre really sweet and i dont want to be repulsed by your manly side ~

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Sure is slow.

Community is dying.
Grim foretold it in the Quran.

It traditionally isn't fast on Sunday evenings

I'm going to go whup some scrubs with my shuckle shuffle clefairy tank.

Who are you?

please no

yes please~

;n;

It is a shame you didn't drown in your spit, scoot.

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ebay.com/itm/172170019256

I am a valuable poster

story time?

*cringes*

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Maybe if you talk about it 4 more times, it'll be funny, Tuschi.

mostly erp
i mean, not so bad, but if you look at the chatlogs or whatever retrospectively you just want to kill yourself sometimes

but Im a fuckboy what do I know

Why would someone hurt their waifu

- My brother in law tonight after staying here while he and my sister move

;~;
*hugs her gently loving and comfortingly*

Is it really that hostile in your household?

Are you even a fuckboy since your friend still says no?

Its the right thing to do.

yeah hug her so she can't move while I hit her

*defends her*

i use to ERP a whole bunch before i grew out of it and upgraded to sex and nudes

Hostile isn't the right word

It's just kinda... yeah

Feels good, don't it?
Cherish it.

I'm gonna head off, text/steam me about it

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Well that's a hell of a wordfilter

Can girls be fuckboys?

I don't believe you

thee end of animus is comiiinnnnnnngggggggg

the curry prophet forsees it!

ABANDON THE THREAD, INVEST IN GOLD
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!

Oh, there's not really anything more, I just thought it was amusing he said that

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She wont sleep with you.

Seems to be working out for me right now.

You still have a wiener so that would probably make you a fuckboy, yeah.

do people really have soliliquys where they talk out loud to themselves to evaluate the situation?

or is that just something made up by movies/tv/comics to help explain context

that shit be tiring after awhile yo, also, i have a small social circle, so it's hard to find friends and shit because everyone's interested in different shit

that was pretty hot tbh

huh?

You're gonna be sad when someone rescues her

Wow u sure got me there

You can see her boyfriends arm in the picture.

shes not talking to herself

Get in my way again and I'll destroy you.

Why?

i get exhausted after social situations also, but its only because i choose not to socialize as a kid and stay in and play videogames
now that im grown up i have to force myself to socialize since i wasn't raised to

ive gotten go at it, but i keep my social circle small and only have it with good friends/girls i want to get in so that i dont overwhelm myself

i dont care about the comic famalam
i was wondering because sometimes i'll monologue like that and when i evaluate it comes off kinda weird
just wanna know if people do it or not

(^:

no balls touched. 0% gay.

Because you're waifu will leave you for someone else

~ω~

requesting my own personal '~ω~' pls

They can't leave me because they have an unhealthy attachment to me.

Its the best

no destroying for you today young man

*destroys*

luka is just a shittier MGD tbh
but Im a fuckboy what do I know

this, so much this
i'm still learning how to git gud at it though
how active is your life outside of here?

eh, first webm was cuter and better

*rescues her*

^~ω~^

No they get rescued and don't have a choice

Congrats, you're introverts

this patch is just top fun for me tbh

my social life or my actual life
socially im pretty active i go to a ton of places and talk to a lot of cuties
but my life isnt very active since my parents dont really do anything and i rarely get out of town

in college though im gonna be, and im gonna be a wildlife biologist sooooo

cutest emote ive seen all week
thanks senpai

She will come back.

the second they get a chance they'll come back.

i've been thinking of buying this keyboard for a while now and might soon some day daskeyboard.com/daskeyboard-4C-ultimate/

Well that's a hell of a wordfilter

That's 'cause I'm the cutest

No they were rescued

do i get a prize for being such a special snowflake/misantrhopic miserable fuck?

i-i bet you like ecosystems and such, nerd

I'm not sure what that face is supposed to be.

God dammit Holla Forums I posted that like 10 minutes ago

wrong keyboard daskeyboard.com/daskeyboard-4-ultimate/ *

They can't leave me though, it will kill them.

i like crystal maiden
and windrunner

nope
i told her better things

I think there's a moth in my room but I'm scared to look

It's like a cross between a smug and a smile

But they got rescued and now they're in therapy for escaping the abusive relationship

You'd have to be unique in that, so no.

ecoystems are fucking dope actually
its amazing the amount of complex relationships that can be contrived when species are put together
symbiotic, parasitic, and mutualistic

but i actually plan to travel the world and study animals so that'll be dope

You still havent proved this to me sweetie. what's taking you so long for you to like me?

they don't like nice things

I'll just mind break them again with my penis.

crystal maiden is fun but too squishy for me and i'm terrible with anything requiring blink dagger besides puck
windranger is fun considering how well she can transition into lategame

or do you just post cute pictures and not play the game making me a dingus nerd

you're probably right tbh, but i still want an award

muh energy ratios
muh food webs/food chains

i bet you wanna find like, new species and shit
also how many times do you fuckers go over photosynthesis and cellular respiration geez

Are you the boo who's been around forever or are you secretly some new boo?

You can have the award for best attempted self-degredation

With the classes ive taken so far? a whoooole fucking bunch
and probably a bunch more to go
It's what you gotta know though, despite how tedious it is, if you wanna travel the world and stay afloat ya know mang

why're you depressed by the way bae?

the boo who's been around forever
;_;

lmao colb you jerk

Ban you never did reply to me
any reason?

you arent them
you cant tell her what her like are

The alternative is that I acknowledge his self-degredation as legitimate

That seems like more of a jerk move

the funny thing about self depreciation is that shit is often a spiral

good thing to hold yourself to low standards so you're never a hypocrite or disappointed though
or humility

neato, though my biology final is coming up and if i hear one more mention about how the thylakoid membrane works i'm going to blow my brains out
as for the depression, shit just comes and goes, i stop it if it gets too interfering with my life
though would rather feel this than the emptiness/gluttiness of prozac

hmmm... maybe?

i havent bought blink in ages, because of its absurd price tag

windrunner goes pew pew
EZ 6 minute towers

cute pics are pretty~

Yes, you perpetuate mediocrity

I've been doing it for years

Booboobooboooboooboobooboolaboosh

I don't even know what you're talking about.

They like what I like because they like me and I'm in charge.

skype

Oh I don't care about any of that.

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that mobility though
the only other util item that is as/more useful is euls, and that's even more expensive

fuck don't you get sad on me due to me being sad

nigger i asked you a question because i care
it wasn't about the stupid drama shit

membrane bound compartment
they're the site of light dependent reactions
they are paired with thylakoid lumen inside the thylakoid

Keep sending me heart emotes and I'll believe it, yeah?
Spmeone who posts that cute HAS to be cute anyway ~

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That's my secret. I'm always sad.

fucking triggered
proton gradients
excited electrons
ATP and NADPH storing energy into glucose in the stroma aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i want remi to sit on my face while youmu rubs my dick with her feets

nope
they rescued from you

That sounded bitter...
Don't be bitter

and she died without me

go look at what we last said to each other there you baka

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

also, it feels like that, but there are happy moments sometimes, just not often
here, have some lo-fi sad shit

i've never bought euls or force staff before.

wats a "proc chance" ._.

mhm i press r and melt mid turret

Oh no sweetie Im not
I didnt mean it sound bitter, Im just being hopeful that my sunshine Revy actually is cute

I want remi to sit on my face while youmu rubs her feets on my dick

I don't have anything else to say nor do I wish to change anything that has happened.

they dead to you.
but they alive and rescued to me saved.

But that makes you sound sad about it

You can push it out of your mind temporarily, sure

And that's okay, that's not exactly my thing

can't tell if you're just overlooking it somehow or can't answer a simple question

"proc chance" is skull basher, sange, etc
anything which has a chance to do mean things to the enemy

how do you live?

then i'll have to relearn it for AP biology, which is neat

eh, you just have to let it not get to the point where you do stupid shit to yourself
what is your thing with music, then?

Why be sad all the time when you can be melancholic every now and then?
youtube.com/watch?v=o4xTXB30hCQ

You sure you aren't just overanalyzing my words bae?
im not putting much thought into them

nawww you barely relearn stuff in AP biology
it's just an extended version of what you were taught before
all the stuff beforehand comes back to you pretty easily once it's built off of

No they died from sadness without me.

it's only 2.2k gold what the fuck that's nothing

uh... yeah i do that crystalis item chance thingy
hyper speed crits!
meltation~

Children get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I probably am but it sounds like you want to see how cute I am

i buy shoes.
and walk smartly.

no they lived without you because they were saved by me!

I want desu to sit on my face while desu rubs her feets on my dick

Oh I don't do anything immediately stupid to myself, other than drinking too much. I prefer slowly destructive lack of caring

Uh... I like prog metal a lot, but my taste is pretty eclectic. I like most bands with good drummers/other musicians, since I can appreciate their talent directly

They starved.

*Sits on your face and rubs feets on ur dick*

can't say i'm surprised

Well of course I do but that's only because i like you a lot and want to put a face to your words but it's not that important to me
i just like talking to you

they didn't.

Are Ban and Bebop fighting over Lexi now?

completely unrelated

no I'm fighting with myself over bebop

yuh
bebop has it locked down though
bebop already won manaka from him
ban's hella demoralized from his last loss

:D

*cums*

dude same

We can make an eiffel tower

They had no food so they got got

yeah

but i'm laaaazy and i wanna be dingus about the future

you must get lolsurprisedganked a lot then as crystal
as for windranger i always never buy crystalis, i should start doing that more

eh, depends, sometimes you just have awful games as support

fuck, i have a fetish for binging in general
alcohol was awhile ago though, vodka and whiskey are great

prog metal? so things like opeth?

I think Ban's already winning Lexi, though, and still cucking Bebop since Lexi will never play LoL with him.

Self-destructive behaviour best behaviour.

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Well I've got big sad blue eyes and cute short blonde hair

I'm taking all bets now.

Don't encourage him to go full Soto.

not as comfy tbh
lo fi depression is like being wrapped in a slow comfy blanket which eventually chokes you to death but in a nice way

'Sup Cooki?

no got got got today!

Pretty sure you got got like 5 times

Is that even an actual board?

It's not like you're buying a skadi or linkens it's literally 2 teamfights won

I guess you could call what I do binging

Opeth is a prog band, yeah. Along with stuff like Dream Theater, Symphony X, stuff like that. I also like older prog like Yes, Emerson, Lake and Palmer, Kansas and whatnot. Also some Jazz and Funk and basically most genres but Country

Hooray...

you guys listen to weird music

whoops

awe

wwwwhhoppppppes

nm just waiting to go to bed. Chem test tmorrow, not hyped

huh?

nope
i hide in trees and ward and tp out ez
when things go south.
so no kills for them! :3

crystalis + bash
epic micro stuns for dayz in ult mode!

crystalis ez item to build since it's made out of dmg items! i do dmg!

Finally i get an aryan waifu
It's been so long~

yeah i get the front though
i don't wanna put my dick in a butt where subtle's been
a mouth i can handle though because of mouthwash and stuff

if you're lazy now you wont get to do anything then bae

you gotta leave and see the world or else what's the point of being a human, you know?

which one do you think gets the most ninis?

MAN DOWN
WHERE YOU FROM, NIGGA

i like eul's better tbh

if only i was really into prog metal
jazz i only really know miles davis, milt buckner, and john coltrane
i haven't listened to much funk ;n;

what do you listen to then nerd

glimmer and force is the best way to go honestly

The /quirky/ part of your name.
It's in slashes like a board title so I didn't know if you actually made a board or if you just had written it weirdly.

I'm sure Ban gets a whole steamy load of "ninis" in his face every night.

where ya beeen?

none gots today

season 7 when?

wat?

im from west canada lol...
._. ????

new

I listen to good music

Holla Forums says I'm Asian because I'm 1/4 Finnish

juking is hard though, especially if there's an invoker/stunner who just goes and ruins your tp

eh, there's a balance between being a kid and prepping for the future
i have time

but i got to go fast
this patch plus carry abaddon is a good time for me

it's a reference to the song....

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that's why you do it smart.
and use items at the right moment~

:( oh no.... rap
eww

I don't really mean YOLO with self-destructive behaviour.

I don't really ever miss that feeling.
Although it's pretty odd how sometimes melancholia just strikes and I run out of motivation to do anything at all and sleep all the time.
youtube.com/watch?v=-RO42YgcOj8

Okay, that sounded really depressing.

Sounds pretty bad, I'm thinking about heading to bed in a bit too because 8 am.