Annoying Fighting Game Players

Oliver Howard
Oliver Howard

Funsies Match

Match 1:
Both Pick Characters
1 picks rando
2 picks Main
1 wins
Rematch - Character select
1 picks rando sub
2 picks main again
1 wins again
repeat until 1 ends up picking character they've never even touched before and 2 wins
Suddenly 2 offers controller to another person in the room or will change characters.

Seriously. If you're rematching like 20 times and then you win one, how about nah? I dont want your bad luck controller with your sweaty salt grease all over it. Sit your ass down and take your lickings like a man, you got one win? Good for you, get prepared to et bodied 30 more times I wanna see you break another controller.

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

All of them.

Thomas Flores
Thomas Flores

I call that the "little brother maneuver". It's designed to upset you because it implies they think they "beat" you and are thus better. It's something only a little brother would be able to think of: pure passive aggressive and in a way that if you try to point it out you look crazy. It is, for all intents and purposes, a micro-aggression.

Noah Anderson
Noah Anderson

I have another friend who is just an apologist for everything unless a vast majority say something is bad. Until 1000 people say its bad than its fine or its great or fascinating or intriquette or it requires a lot of work. He has this innate ability to just say everything is great until everyone blatently spells it out for him. Its more annoying in the sense he'll continue asking why its bad, try to prove he's right that it isnt bad, then walk around glowing like he just found free money when he somehow outwits you by just asking redundant questions.

On the subject of Third Strike:
"Twelve is terrible."
"But I see plenty of twelve players."
"Twelve is a terrible character."
"How? There's plenty of good players that use him."
Wash, rinse, repeat.
This infallible logic of "Because someone uses them they must be viable."

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

That one autist who just spouts memes he saw on the internet, but had no idea how to back up his statement
Just repeats the same thing over and over again
Twelve is a terrible

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

gets mad at meme
uses another meme to try and prove point
incomplete sentence

Asher Davis
Asher Davis

/fit/ dudebro friend of a friend
brags about how much of a "beast" his is at fightan
we load up Tekken Tag 2
he literally just spams "safe" pokes without any concept of actual footsies
gets his ass handed to him
"I-I was just practicing PM, so I'm rusty here"
we load that up
just does the same sort of gimmicky shit
still gets his ass beat
never brings up fightan games ever again
I do love seeing people that think they're hot shit get up in their place.

Landon Carter
Landon Carter

He could slap your shit in real life fightan though

William Hall
William Hall

he goes back home for a threesome with his 2 hot 10/10 gfs and you go back to your basement to cry, jerk off, and circlejerk on the internet about casuals and how good you are at a shit game
you're a real winner aren't you

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

assuming he is a dudebro who isn't also socially awkward or a dickhead
assuming he has his own home
assuming he has two girlfriends
Assuming user lives in a basement
Assuming user isn't banging your mom already while he 420blazeitfagts

There's a lot of assumption going on

Nathan King
Nathan King

True, but making a long smug greentext about putting Chad in his place in Tekken points strongly towards his life being a desolate wasteland suitable only for hazardous waste dumping.

Jack Cox
Jack Cox

he doesn't enjoy smug stories about Chads getting put in their place
go back to reddit :%)

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

that one guy and his buzzwords

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

I'd be smug over beating anyone who tries to backpedal that hard, but the fact that it's a dudebro, the type of guy who acts like he can't fuck up, makes it even better.

Levi Bennett
Levi Bennett

I doubt it. /fit/ dudebros are only good at picking stuff up and putting it back down again.

Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

muh dik

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

Heritage for the Future
pick Petshop

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

Fuck off gook.

Jonathan Young
Jonathan Young

this

Jayden Clark
Jayden Clark

Booooooooooooooring

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

That's a dick move bro
Sorry
Picks Iggy

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